Apples

[cobalt trail]

shoutout to these

[thorn cobalt]

THOSE LOOK COOL

[obtuse timber]

THOSE LOOK GOOD

[lean hollow]

OK SPINACHOID SOUNDS COOL. THAT SOUNDS LIKE A SUPERHERO NAME U CALLED ME CRAPOID YOU COULDVE REPLACED THE P W A B TO MAKE ME A CRABOID BUT NOOOO..... i will MISERIZE YOUR LIFE

[thorn cobalt]

NEVER SEEN THEN BUT SLAY OMG

[lean hollow]

those are so PRETTT!!

[kind viper]

Ohhh i mean yeah it rlly is worrying on that terms

[lean hollow]

help i said prett

that sounds like a masc ver of pretty

[obtuse timber]

MISERIZE??? DO THEY EACH YOU TO MAKE UP WORDS IN ENGLISH CLASS OVER THERE??

[kind viper]

Omg GIMMEEE

[lean hollow]

yo ray i js wanna say daps u up ur so prett @kind viper

[thorn cobalt]

Yeah like 70 years ago we were at 300 million,we’re a billion plus now it’s 1.4B

[thorn cobalt]

HELP LFMAKAOAOAOKROEOAW

The beef is insane

[cobalt trail]

republic of tea has some rlly rlly nice stuff, it's not like a tea you find in the store and it can be a bit pricier but it's rlly good i like it

[thorn cobalt]

I’ve never seen it around that’s so cool

[obtuse timber]

Oooh frfrfr yeah Ia gree, and it can be pricy

[lean hollow]

UH IM SORRY MISTER MORZONE DIDNT KNOW MAKING SILLY WORDS WAS PRESCHOOL LEVEL WHAT A DUMMY DUM DUM DUM A GUY HAS TO BE TO MAKE UP A WORD FOR A USERNAME

[thorn cobalt]

I’m hungry now

[cobalt trail]

pretty boys and prett girls

[thorn cobalt]

(My type)

[kind viper]

Our population in 1960 was 9 million (were 10 million

[thorn cobalt]

OH UH ANYWAY ANYWAY ANYWAY UMM

[cobalt trail]

so real.

[lean hollow]

i like the mishapen ones too

[thorn cobalt]

Like misshapen humans?

[kind viper]

WHAT HAHAHSH

[lean hollow]

so prett i have to put it out there broski

[thorn cobalt]

The prettest

[cobalt trail]

oh

[lean hollow]

when did u get so prett bro

[thorn cobalt]

WOAHH

[cobalt trail]

i don't even wanna know what cali's at

[kind viper]

Indias growth is insane but ours is even more 😼

[thorn cobalt]

It’s not a lotttt but it’s up there for a state yeah

[cobalt trail]

aisla pls know im sorry for you

[lean hollow]

in 1960 we all lived in arizona

[kind viper]

Basically a country

[obtuse timber]

THANK YOU FOR APOLOGIZING VERY MATURE OF YOU. I DIDN'T MAKE UP ANYTHING THE NAME WAS CHOSEN BY A FRIEND WHO COMMITTED SUICIDE WHEN I WAS 13 OMG HOW DARE YOU BRING UP SUCH A HURTFUL MEMORY ILL KILL YOU strangles you.

[thorn cobalt]

😭😭😭😭😭

[obtuse timber]

OH NO

[lean hollow]

omg im sorry dude i didnt know

😭

[obtuse timber]

LOL

It's okayyyyy hehe

[thorn cobalt]

BYE IM SLEEPING I DONT WNNA GET TSNGLED UP IN THIS BUT IM SO SORRY MORZONE

[obtuse timber]

Easiest transition into the story

[lean hollow]

no this is not laugh out loud material 😭

[thorn cobalt]

ILY

[cobalt trail]

pheonix seems crowded since it's just one city but pheonix is huge

like it just keeps going

[obtuse timber]

BRO GET OUT OF HERE

[thorn cobalt]

I giggled

[cobalt trail]

SLEEP WELLL

[thorn cobalt]

TY

[lean hollow]

sleep well!

love ya!

❤️

[thorn cobalt]

1k messages btw

[warm seal]

Wonderful! @thorn cobalt has just pregressed to level 12!

[lean hollow]

ik we're so yappy

[cobalt trail]

(we are clinically insane)

[obtuse timber]

yapperz

[thorn cobalt]

But me more tho

[kind viper]

SLEEP AND DREAM W MORZONE BATTLING AGAINST GIANT APPLES

[lean hollow]

together 🤞 !

[cobalt trail]

TOGETHER!!

[lean hollow]

he lost btw

[kind viper]

Ouch

[lean hollow]

spoiler alert

[obtuse timber]

I can bring it up casually at this point. I've had plenty of time to get over ittt

[lean hollow]

i love how morzone immediately started typing like WHAT DID U JS SAY-

[thorn cobalt]

I’m gonna write a poem about this spinach and apple stuff

[lean hollow]

pats ur back

[kind viper]

Scary emogi warning:

[cobalt trail]

everyone else in the server seeing that will be so confused and i will live for it

[lean hollow]

is morzone secretly a doctor?

[kind viper]

WHAT DID MORZONE GET OCER

Over

[obtuse timber]

They are all just clones of Steve Jobs

[kind viper]

No
Hes a veggies surgeon

[lean hollow]

this is OUR server now

[obtuse timber]

In a way yes

[kind viper]

In what way

What are you???

[cobalt trail]

YEAAAHAHHH ‼️‼️‼️

[obtuse timber]

Your moms way

[kind viper]

This sounds so invasive i love this question

[cobalt trail]

ancient eldritch healer

[cobalt trail]

oh that works too

[lean hollow]

my classmate found my tumblr im cooked

[obtuse timber]

OMG U JUST LEVLED

[obtuse timber]

OH NO

[cobalt trail]

HELP

[kind viper]

Guess its time to promote my poemhttps://discord.com/channels/944439929734312006/1253297345034981477

[obtuse timber]

I FIX COMPUTERS NOT PEOPLE

[obtuse timber]

FRFR

[obtuse timber]

pats your head with used china plate

[kind viper]

Say its from your twin sis

[lean hollow]

heres some banana bread gives u a full slice put ur plate to good use

[obtuse timber]

TWIN

[knotty trench]

heres some banana

bread gives u a full slice put

ur plate to good use

- envylaa

[obtuse timber]

SISTER?

[lean hollow]

HELP

HAIKU!!!

[obtuse timber]

LOIL

[lean hollow]

no he knows me too well

is it js me or are haikus rlly like personal and intimate

like this is great i love this slay

[kind viper]

Then i think he already knows what your tumblr has inside..

[cobalt trail]

every day i wake up and go "im going to do stuff today!!" and then i just wind up back here with you guys, what kind of spell did you whisper in my ear to do this to me

[lean hollow]

he only knows my professional side

[cobalt trail]

they are im rlly moved ill never look at a banana the same again

[kind viper]

Omg businesswoman

[obtuse timber]

Haiku are not silly
they aren't even intimate
They aren't even close

damn

[cobalt trail]

you broke his heart

[kind viper]

Its

[lean hollow]

WE CONVINCED HIM CHAT

and scared him a little

[cobalt trail]

im so proud

fear handles all things

[obtuse timber]

Haiku aren't silly
they aren't even intimate
They aren't even close

[kind viper]

YES GASLIGHT

[knotty trench]

*Haiku aren't silly

they aren't even intimate

They aren't even close*

- morzone

[obtuse timber]

THere we go

IW AS ONE OFF

[lean hollow]

hah villainy loses again die spinachoid die

UGHHH

[kind viper]

You shoukd ignore stupids like him haikubot :(

[obtuse timber]

LOSERRRRR

PFF

[kind viper]

Its ok i know your heart is broken @knotty trench

[lean hollow]

haikus are silly
i kind of like them like that
you need a life, yea?

[knotty trench]

*haikus are silly

i kind of like them like that

you need a life, yea?*

- envylaa

[cobalt trail]

guys we've been talking for four hours straight

[lean hollow]

oh

[cobalt trail]

guys...

[lean hollow]

bites lip

1140 is a big deal..

[cobalt trail]

why did reading that make me bite mine too

[kind viper]

O o o o O

[obtuse timber]

Ignore this ray now
He ain't got sunshine today
Not just one bright side

[knotty trench]

*Ignore this ray now

He ain't got sunshine today

Not just one bright side*

- morzone

[cobalt trail]

if ppl type a facial action istg i always do it

[lean hollow]

bites lip in unison

[obtuse timber]

lmao

[cobalt trail]

like pls never watch me read a book i'll be going 😟😦😊😀

[kind viper]

I js remembered that my ancestors were prob noble romans

Im happy

[lean hollow]

get a load of this guy he thinks he can shine but is banana bread

[knotty trench]

*get a load of this

guy he thinks he can shine but

is banana bread*

- envylaa

[lean hollow]

ohhhhHhH

roOoOoASTED

[lean hollow]

my ancestors were prob dumb asutralians :/

[kind viper]

Eat a Tv favial expression

[kind viper]

Why did i laughed out loud 😭

[obtuse timber]

Musical notes eh?
All I hear is chauk scraping
Crying out alone

[knotty trench]

*Musical notes eh?

All I hear is chauk scraping

Crying out alone*

- morzone

[kind viper]

Its not funny

[cobalt trail]

mine were irish orphans and and a canadian and white and more white and that one native american maybe and then... more white

[lean hollow]

i meant it to be so i win

[cobalt trail]

french and german and viking blah blah blah white

[obtuse timber]

lol

@$!@#%@%

[kind viper]

Mine were noble romans, prob jews, and portuguese folks

[obtuse timber]

oooo

[kind viper]

Based on my surnames

[obtuse timber]

Interestingg

[kind viper]

The urge to do a family tree

I wanna

[cobalt trail]

i have no idea how much irish i have in me but it's an amount at least

[cobalt trail]

am i one of those people who just feels this subliminal need to go to ireland? yes

[kind viper]

Irish sounds funny like sounds like iris

[cobalt trail]

i blame this. i blame that

it beckons

it's like a homing radar it just blares at me

[kind viper]

I feel the subliminal wish of I WANNA GO EVERYWHERE

[cobalt trail]

REAAALL

[obtuse timber]

Rays of bright sunshine
fueled by the Roman line
Stretching far and wide

[knotty trench]

*Rays of bright sunshine

fueled by the Roman line

Stretching far and wide*

- morzone

[lean hollow]

cry into the dirt grow a cucumber and shove into your BLEEP

NOOOOO

AAKJDJKC

[kind viper]

HAHAHS I WILL SCREENSHOT THIS

[lean hollow]

withers away

[obtuse timber]

LOLOLOL

[obtuse timber]

CRYCRYCRY

[kind viper]

Haiku betrayal

[cobalt trail]

"ooohhh you wanna go feel the irish grass beneath your feet you want to learn manx and speak that dying tongue on from the isle of man you want to be the man your relative could not before he was ripped away from home ooohh"

[obtuse timber]

https://tenor.com/view/disappear-meme-disappear-cat-vanish-i-give-up-gif-18022368093503257471

[kind viper]

I wish haikubot had more reactions

[lean hollow]

i meant what i said i dont need a haiku to hurt you spinach-oid

ITS A HAIKU

THE BOTS JS TWEAKING

[kind viper]

[cobalt trail]

conflict old as time, one of spinach, one cali; place your bets now

[obtuse timber]

More restriction, eh?
Why doth thou censor me word
Me great words for thee

[knotty trench]

*More restriction, eh?

Why doth thou censor me word

Me great words for thee*

- morzone

[cobalt trail]

damnit

needed an of

[kind viper]

Pov: when you see its 21:13 and not 21:12 and you didnt see the pretty hours for one minute so you cant do your rituals

[kind viper]

Happened tmat me an hour ago

[lean hollow]

hes learning so quickly ❤️

[obtuse timber]

Hehehe

RIP

[cobalt trail]

i wish i could use tumblr...

[lean hollow]

dont hehehe me u scoundrel

[obtuse timber]

I was hehe'ing your friend

[lean hollow]

go on a computer...

[obtuse timber]

Get over it

[kind viper]

Has every 2 or 1 syllables

[cobalt trail]

okok i might need to go do the things i said id do with my life today but it has been a pleasure my dearly conflicted friends

[obtuse timber]

2

[kind viper]

I will bet in 2

[cobalt trail]

try not to spill too much blood in my absence

[kind viper]

Yeih

[lean hollow]

im gonna sleep as well

my whole body hurts

[cobalt trail]

uh oh

[obtuse timber]

afternoon nap?

wth did we switch ages

[lean hollow]

more like trying a reprieve bc my cramps wont STOP ATTACKING ME

[knotty trench]

*more like trying a

reprieve bc my cramps wont

STOP ATTACKING ME*

- envylaa

[lean hollow]

OH

OH

[obtuse timber]

good haiku

LMAOOO

[lean hollow]

N O W U DO THE HAIKU

GOOD GOD

[obtuse timber]

LOLOLOL

[cobalt trail]

i don't get cramps

[obtuse timber]

absolute best haiku

[kind viper]

AH I FEEL LIKE READING ENGLISH W MY NORMAL ACCENT

Where did this come from

[cobalt trail]

giggles kindly before evaporating

[lean hollow]

delete that u parsnip parasite

[cobalt trail]

chuckles

[obtuse timber]

sorry im busy blending a smoothie

[kind viper]

OH LUCKY SON OF THE MOTHER

[cobalt trail]

[lean hollow]

yells over the blurring buzz of the blender DELETE THAT- YOU- PARSNIP- PARA-

[lean hollow]

how does it feel.

to live my.

DREAM

[obtuse timber]

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[lean hollow]

cuz u drink tea sm thats why

[obtuse timber]

VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

[kind viper]

My heaven

[lean hollow]

id finally be at peace

[obtuse timber]

are we talkjing tea

[cobalt trail]

like nothing !!

[lean hollow]

oh fiz that was so sassy

😭

[lean hollow]

sassy fuzz fr

[cobalt trail]

giggling like a villain rn

[lean hollow]

AY AY AY AY

oh wait mb thats my music

i accidentally turned it on

[cobalt trail]

i imagine that's what your pfp sounds like

[lean hollow]

i thoght u were playing blood pop in the vm as a joke

💀

[kind viper]

the op to your life
Your theme

[lean hollow]

WHAT IS THAT.

why do u lowk sound like chappel roan

[kind viper]

Thats what i sound like (my pfp is a photo my mom took when i was a fetus

[cobalt trail]

sTOP

[kind viper]

Now im a big wallet

[cobalt trail]

okay okay i'll go for realsies..

[kind viper]

My voice :3

[lean hollow]

big wallet but very pert

[cobalt trail]

aww that's so cute i think ppl should put fetal pics as their pfps more often

[lean hollow]

3 days in we alr have inside jokes

💀

[lean hollow]

like ultrasound or in game

[cobalt trail]

we are speed running this

[lean hollow]

when they spawn

[obtuse timber]

OMG UR ACCENT

[kind viper]

We had them from day 1 tbh 💀 its onky been 3 days WDYM

[cobalt trail]

honestly either way im more of an ultrasound type person myself i like the blues

[obtuse timber]

Blood pop???

💀

[kind viper]

WDYM

[lean hollow]

physics teacher moment

MORZONE

U SHOULD TOTALLY LISTEN TO IT

ITS SO GOOD AND DEF TO UR MUSIC TASTE

[kind viper]

Awww

[obtuse timber]

DID YOU JUMP ON THE RUSSIAN CIRCLE TRAIN EARLIER?

Which fo your playlists has it

[obtuse timber]

It's uh-mazing

[lean hollow]

dont quiz me rn its on 2nd of my mental to do list

[kind viper]

It sounds british doesnt it....

[obtuse timber]

I guess I see why some might say that. I'd need more samples

[kind viper]

Maybe my ancestors were british and they lied abt their surname

[obtuse timber]

SMH BRO

VREO

RO

[kind viper]

Of the begining sounds too hihi :3

[obtuse timber]

VROP

VRO

[obtuse timber]

I should have taken a pic

I saw the most cliche looking british chick with the whole red leather outfit

While in the UK

[kind viper]

RED LEATHER HELP

My dinner (my phones camera sucks yeih

[obtuse timber]

From afar it looks like pink dog hair

[obtuse timber]

lmao

[kind viper]

Need to make a poem based on this

[obtuse timber]

ooh

[kind viper]

:SobbinTheLanaDe:blursob:

[obtuse timber]

Heheh

[kind viper]

Youre 2 young to be 30

[warm seal]

Wonderful! @kind viper has just pregressed to level 23!

[kind viper]

OMG YES

[obtuse timber]

I guess we should both dip too

Its my day off I need to clean and do adult stuff

[obtuse timber]

NERD

[kind viper]

*geek

[kind viper]

Adult stuff sounds sus

Ngl

Go do your grown up boring matters

[lean hollow]

singing while sick is torture but at least i sound like im crying

[knotty trench]

*singing while sick

is torture but at least i

sound like im crying*

- envylaa

[lean hollow]

haiku bot ❤️

[kind viper]

OMG BEST HAIKU KF THE YEAR

Im saying omg too much

I aint even christian bro

[kind viper]

@knotty trench agrees

[obtuse timber]

wanna convert bro

[kind viper]

Les go

[obtuse timber]

alrightr

[kind viper]

Sad exam

[obtuse timber]

whos your papi

your real papi

[obtuse timber]

omg

[obtuse timber]

Wtfff get better

At least the steam can help. Maybe

[kind viper]

My papi is a guy that likes cars and ugh music and he he he is christian bjt kinda not bc i havent heard the word jesus come out of his mouth ever

[kind viper]

Minimum: 160 words
Me:writes 1 page and a half

[lean hollow]

maybe

[lean hollow]

my dad only brings up jesus when he wants to make ppl feel bad

[knotty trench]

*my dad only brings

up jesus when he wants to

make ppl feel bad*

- envylaa

[lean hollow]

PLS

IM JS SPITTING BARS ATP

[kind viper]

WHAT A KING

[obtuse timber]

Ugh lol. Sounds like my papi

[obtuse timber]

YOUR HAIKU ROLL WHAT IS THIS

i CAN'T BELEIVE THE AMOUNT OF HAIKU'S YOU PUMP OUT UNBELEIVABLE

[kind viper]

Next haiku queen?

[obtuse timber]

OMG I THINK I WAS ONE OFF

CAN'T BELEIVE THE AMOUNT OF HAIKU'S YOU PUMP OUT UNBELEIVABLE

NOPe

BANANA STRAWBERRY BLUEBERRY KALE SPINACH AND MILK

[cobalt trail]

that actually seems scrumptious

[kind viper]

Also like do your schools library have dvds?

And chess

[cobalt trail]

@thorn cobalt @lean hollow

off topic but relying on you two for this, selected some albums to look into pop a bit, how are we feeling abt the choices here

a friend of mine who used to be rlly into taylor suggested folklore for my first taylor album

[kind viper]

LOOK AT EVERYTHING MELANIE I BEG YOU

WAIT ILL SEND YOU MY FAV SONGS OF HERS I NEED TO

[cobalt trail]

GOTTA ADMIT SHES THE ONE WHO INTERESTS ME MOST OUTTA THEM

is crybaby first?

i think it's first idk

[kind viper]

SHES TGE BEST ONE

ONE OF MY IDOLS I WANNA BE LIKE HER

SHES SO COOL

[cobalt trail]

like i always see ppl talk abt "the trilogy" so im guessing there might be an order to it but i could be wrong

does billie count as pop

one of my friends also likes billie

[kind viper]

Olivias best song is her hunter games song imo

It fitted the movie so well

[cobalt trail]

im not super big on any of these artists but then again i've never really explored them (though i did listen to sour when it came out)

[jade bobcat]

You didn’t ping me

[warm seal]

Wonderful! @jade bobcat has just pregressed to level 15!

[kind viper]

I went to the cinema to watch it w my friends so i have good memories of it ^^

[cobalt trail]

didn't chappel also sing on that one? i might be misremembering

[kind viper]

Idk whos that sryy

[jade bobcat]

I love it tho

[kind viper]

(youll be of melanie i promise of the other ones idk im not a fan of them either

https://open.spotify.com/intl-pt/track/722CyeKpgreqBAypTv5U3T?si=415bec78c9d14071

https://open.spotify.com/intl-pt/track/7FwWRSAlhfyhbvybdfDUCe?si=c04fcf383a584b6f

[cobalt trail]

i recognize some of these titles, GAHH IM EXCITED FOR HERRR

[kind viper]

https://open.spotify.com/intl-pt/track/03f7xZmt2wHCIDJBFPK8G4?si=14de8af8127c4002

[obtuse timber]

BANANA STRAWBERRY BLUEBERRY KALE SPINACH AND MILK SMOOTHIE

[cobalt trail]

i remember hearing a lot of good things back in elementary school when crybaby had just recently come out

[kind viper]

im js choosing some of my favs from each album/ep

[cobalt trail]

and i still hear good things about her to this day, nearly a senior

[knotty trench]

*and i still hear good

things about her to this day,

nearly a senior*

- fyzioo

[cobalt trail]

and i've meant to listen to her allll this time

[kind viper]

https://open.spotify.com/intl-pt/track/5G2lzixjOkTGD9Cc3kelXQ?si=3286b77abbc84ecb

[kind viper]

i heard she used her period moans like sounds in the music like i love that

[kind viper]

go listen nowww

https://open.spotify.com/intl-pt/track/3fopcCEKZaG9Mg6ZhNQzqm?si=41f50197068148e4

all of her works are so good

[obtuse timber]

We up to 1.4k messages

keep it up

[kind viper]

lets reach a million

do yall like celtic like sounds?

[jade bobcat]

Celtic music?

[obtuse timber]

I've come across it.. These covers by Erutan are cute https://song.link/us/i/594997023

[kind viper]

celtic-based

[cobalt trail]

YES . Yes

YESz

[kind viper]

OHH

[jade bobcat]

Celtic people and music are meant to be imo

[cobalt trail]

i heard a traditional celtic song in 7th grade without knowing it was celtic at all but i thought it was the most beautiful thing and i no joke bawled my eyes out over it for 45 minutes straight while playing it over and over

[obtuse timber]

https://song.link/us/i/594997025

[kind viper]

ai vocals???

[cobalt trail]

im tellin you man its there

[jade bobcat]

Always sounds so melancholic and holy

[obtuse timber]

Lolol no this song is oldold. She just modified her voice a bit

[jade bobcat]

YES

Ireland is on my bucket list

[cobalt trail]

does the subliminal irish desire also explain the rabbit/hare obsession? i have no idea

[jade bobcat]

Has always been

[jade bobcat]

Maybe—

[kind viper]

idk why but in my area we have celtoc culture

[jade bobcat]

That’s so cool

How does it impact daily life

Does it?

[kind viper]

btw what do you think of this music? https://youtu.be/SjBK-42R6dA?si=9I_t_EH6NIWp6np0

its abt working in a fabric

[kind viper]

i sont think so?

only like festivals and all

like celtic carnival

[jade bobcat]

I wish I could understand what she’s saying

[obtuse timber]

She says bits of english here and there

[jade bobcat]

That’s still pretty cool

[obtuse timber]

Just gotta listen =p

[jade bobcat]

Ya but I wanna understand all of it LOL

[kind viper]

no she doesnt

where did you take that from ahhsh

[kind viper]

i can translate it hahsh

[jade bobcat]

I’ll look online later :3

[jade bobcat]

Wait you can??

I thought that said can’t

[kind viper]

yeah its my 1st language and i have time ahha

[obtuse timber]

I hear things

👀

[kind viper]

voices in your head

[obtuse timber]

Yea am getting old

[jade bobcat]

It’s your first language?! That is amazing

[jade bobcat]

Don’t we all

[obtuse timber]

https://tenor.com/view/catmous-catswag-cat-grumpy-shades-on-gif-15886120

[kind viper]

yuppp

[kind viper]

its bc youre closer to death <3

[kind viper]

why is that so cute?

i feel like i was supposed to be terrified

[jade bobcat]

LOL

[obtuse timber]

WE'LL SEE, MY SON

[kind viper]

why does it sound like you want me to die 1st

[obtuse timber]

https://tenor.com/view/madge-gif-23552833

https://tenor.com/view/cat-escape-trying-comforter-heater-gif-5244622

[lean hollow]

that actually is bomb wait

i want

[kind viper]

AH I NEVER FINISHED THAT ANIME

[obtuse timber]

I'd never

[lean hollow]

oh my, im sorry u slipped my mind 😭 wont happen again ok? promise

[lean hollow]

❤️

[obtuse timber]

Missed 1.3k message conversation

[lean hollow]

DIE DIE DIE DIE im so envious

thats why they call me envylaa heh

jk its from scott pilgrim

[obtuse timber]

LOLOLOL

[kind viper]

wait

[lean hollow]

yea yea shut yer trap before i hinge it myself

i have a voice reveal !!

[kind viper]

do yall use the expression im dead to do this?

[lean hollow]

no..

[kind viper]

btw morzone is ginger

[obtuse timber]

You're too busy being unhinged

[lean hollow]

i want to tho

[kind viper]

oh

[lean hollow]

ed SHEERAN?

[kind viper]

YES

HE LOOKS SO IRISH

[obtuse timber]

MY SON WHY DO YOU BETRAY ME

[lean hollow]

THE CLUB ISNT THE BEST PLACE TO FIND A LOVA

[obtuse timber]

OMG

[lean hollow]

BUT THE BARRR IS WHERE I GO!!

[obtuse timber]

No wayyy

[kind viper]

HAHAD

[lean hollow]

im only sharing it to ray 💀

[kind viper]

i read norway

[obtuse timber]

💀

[kind viper]

nor this way nor another

[obtuse timber]

I mean Ray was brave enough to reveal

[lean hollow]

hes irish not aussie

[kind viper]

yeah i even revealed my beast mode

[obtuse timber]

nor way you up and sell me out for some Aisla points

[kind viper]

..................................................

[obtuse timber]

I CAN'T BELEIVE WE SENT LETTERS

[kind viper]

penpals dont get to hear one another

[lean hollow]

Subject: bozo
Body: ginger
Didn't ask,
Aisla

[obtuse timber]

w/e you were begging for a penpal

🙄

[lean hollow]

its js me singing daddys home and reciting a poem

😭

[obtuse timber]

Ahahahaha

[kind viper]

i got sick of it after having to write an email in my eng ezxam

[obtuse timber]

Ooh wait til you join a poem recital vc

[lean hollow]

i cant join lol my mic is broken

😭

[obtuse timber]

UR PHONE BRO

[kind viper]

wah you singgg

also good old man interpretation

[obtuse timber]

'MAH VOICE'

[kind viper]

wheres the diss track i requested tho

[lean hollow]

MAH VOICE HOI

[lean hollow]

i cant say cuss words yet im only 17 🙁

[kind viper]

write a diss track for morzone (pls do mention his gingerness

[jade bobcat]

LOLL it’s ok I was pretending to be upset. But yes, pinglist me

[kind viper]

oh :( american politics, honestly

[obtuse timber]

mention your curly head

[jade bobcat]

Oh mah gosh you guys really crank out the messages

[lean hollow]

yes i do 😭 not much tho bc my throat is fried but i have good technique so its not that straining

[kind viper]

my curly hair is b e a u t i f u l

[lean hollow]

its mostly js pleghm

[lean hollow]

die

[lean hollow]

❤️ yapping

[lean hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/think-about-it-use-your-brain-use-the-brain-think-brain-gif-7914082

wait i actually dont know if my mic is broken in vc

i js cant record audio w it

[obtuse timber]

Suck it

[kind viper]

OH IT SOUNDS SO DIFF FROM WHAT I EXPECTED

[obtuse timber]

I will die first yes

[obtuse timber]

WHAT

[lean hollow]

0.4 seconds in

you sound EXACTTLLLYYYYY

LIKE A SPINACH EATER

[kind viper]

poppey

[obtuse timber]

VRO GET OUT OF HERE

[lean hollow]

MUNCH. MUNCH. MUNCH.

[obtuse timber]

DON'T STRAIGHTEN IT

[lean hollow]

love how morzone is so solemn and srs and im out here singing usher

as an intro

the way u said destination was so sassy

[kind viper]

now i feel obliged to show more my voice

[lean hollow]

lets js recite poetry guys this is lowk fire

morzone is lowk a good narrator

im getting notes of spinach

might wanna use colgate and floss in between buddy

[kind viper]

Yup yup

[kind viper]

Breaking news: 30 yr man suffer at the mercy of 17 yr girl

[lean hollow]

u broke me as well u scoundrel two rlly could play that game

https://tenor.com/view/garfuel-sad-cut-it-cry-emotional-gif-15394302386385381859

[obtuse timber]

Whateverrr

[obtuse timber]

Yeah you a silly goose me tihnks

[obtuse timber]

only gate i need is between you and some bananas

[kind viper]

lets ill do an unreleased poem

[obtuse timber]

GANG OF THEM MORE LIKE

I think that poem was already posted

But that was my most recent

[lean hollow]

like wait how would that work

[obtuse timber]

@lean hollow aren't you due for a nap ki-dough

[kind viper]

Im so nervoussss

[lean hollow]

would the gate be seperating you and me and some bananas

or would it be me being seperated by a gate on the other side is bananas

[obtuse timber]

I didn't say IIIII was involved pff. :D

[lean hollow]

like i cant stop imagining me crying through the bars and js trying to grab one single banana as u watch villanously

[obtuse timber]

lmao

[lean hollow]

thats so comically evil

[obtuse timber]

That does check out actually

[lean hollow]

yKw mAybE yEa

WAIT FUZZYS ON

[obtuse timber]

But I'd blend them into a smoothie

[lean hollow]

lock in.

[cobalt trail]

i can't listen rn but im trying rlly hard to mentally picture what a "spinach eater" would sound like

[obtuse timber]

In front of you

[lean hollow]

morzone

[obtuse timber]

LOLLOOLOL

[lean hollow]

i need a nickname for u

i cant be spending all my energy typing morzone

[cobalt trail]

HELLLOOOOO

[obtuse timber]

It was in our letters

Don't you remember smh

[lean hollow]

MWAH

[cobalt trail]

im in a drive thru

[lean hollow]

WHAT ARE U EAYIMGH

[kind viper]

This was so bad

[lean hollow]

yea forgot

[kind viper]

OHHH

[lean hollow]

I like it shush

[obtuse timber]

#1255957791659790417 message

[lean hollow]

its so nice

!!

[cobalt trail]

my mother just wanted a coffee

[obtuse timber]

Morzy

[lean hollow]

THATS A THING?!

[obtuse timber]

Or just Morz

[lean hollow]

U CAN DO THAT?!

[obtuse timber]

BRO

OMG

[lean hollow]

sorry didnt catch the easter egg 🙄

[obtuse timber]

WHAT DID YOU CATCH

[lean hollow]

i aint calling u morzy

[obtuse timber]

y not

is it offensive

[kind viper]

A

WANNA HEAR A POEM ABT THE MAFIA

[cobalt trail]

i am currently playing florence for her, all she had to say was "i like"

[obtuse timber]

WAIT DID YOU JUST POST A RECITAL RAY

[kind viper]

Yup ><

[kind viper]

Florence is fun

[obtuse timber]

wHAT DO I CALL YOU

NOTE?

[kind viper]

You sound so young like

[obtuse timber]

I used to know someone who went by Musica

[obtuse timber]

bro i'm not 50 💀

smh

[kind viper]

Music in pt?

[kind viper]

:(

Thats sad

[obtuse timber]

I work in a coffee shop

[kind viper]

Im sorry ffor you

[kind viper]

You have too many jobs

[obtuse timber]

Only two

how else do I afford nitro

[kind viper]

:0000000

[obtuse timber]

classic

[obtuse timber]

It was not

Not british tho I think

Did you practice in the UK?

[kind viper]

Last time i was there i was like 5

[kind viper]

Me speaking normally

[obtuse timber]

Oooh so you were trying to control your accent

[kind viper]

Here me not trying to control the accent

[kind viper]

Lowkey sound russian

[obtuse timber]

That makes sense

[kind viper]

Ahhahs its crazy how voice changes depending on the language you talk

Also i feel SO POSH TALKING ENGLISH LIKE

[obtuse timber]

POSH LOL

[kind viper]

I FEEL RICH AND POWERFUL AND LIKE I WEAR GUCCI ALL DAY LONG

[obtuse timber]

LOLOL

OH NO

[obtuse timber]

I knew a Palestinian girl who studied english in the UK

Hers was utterly perfect compared to her siblings

[kind viper]

Ohhhhh

SAILING TO ENGLAND MA FRIEND

[obtuse timber]

Loool

OH doood I bought a plane ticket to Germany

I have buddies there that I'll stay with for Oktoberfest

[kind viper]

Im talking as if you understood what im saying

[obtuse timber]

I did understand

It's not that bad, the accent

We at 1.6k

I should be close to 20

[kind viper]

I was referring to the pt part i rlly do be talking stuff like youll understand me TT

My friend told me german accents are impossible to mimic

[kind viper]

Yeihh

This doesnt have a limit of msgs does it?

[obtuse timber]

I doubt it

But in this serfer who knows

SERFER

[obtuse timber]

Uhm I understood your last message

[kind viper]

Idk i was learning german last year and the accent was p easy? It prob is bc i have an untrained hear tho

[obtuse timber]

oooh

[kind viper]

Multilingual kingg

[obtuse timber]

I'll let you know how it is

[obtuse timber]

Ok more like prince calm down there

Don't go jumping for joy like king Charles

[kind viper]

Hahajhs

[kind viper]

What did charles do now

[obtuse timber]

I dunno but Unknown doesn't like him

[kind viper]

TYYYY

[obtuse timber]

Are you starting uni next year?

[kind viper]

Nop
After next year

No wait

It is next year

2025/6

Imma sleep

Gnighttt

(Its 0:30

[jade bobcat]

Ciao

[kind viper]

ILL GIVE YOU THE TRANSLATION TMR

[obtuse timber]

Only midnight wow

[jade bobcat]

YAS

[kind viper]

I STOPPED IN THE MIDDLE

[obtuse timber]

good night

[jade bobcat]

LOL take ur time

[kind viper]

Hahahs

[kind viper]

Btw morzoneeeee i @ you in a poemmmmmmm

:3

The other dayyy

[obtuse timber]

Which one

I had a few

[kind viper]

It starts w guide

[obtuse timber]

OH

[kind viper]

Guide: how to speak to the deceased that became nothingness

[obtuse timber]

I'll give it a read

Go sleep I'll let you know later

[kind viper]

Its bc i tried a bit of a new style

And i need feedback ahhshs

[kind viper]

Thanksss

[obtuse timber]

Okay I'll do my best

[kind viper]

Goodevening for you

No wait afternoon

[obtuse timber]

Good nigh Ray

Ahaha no it's 7:34

[kind viper]

^^

[obtuse timber]

You right

[kind viper]

I mean idk what you consider evening ahhshs

[obtuse timber]

true

[kind viper]

For me its after 18:30

[obtuse timber]

interesting

[kind viper]

Bc its when i get out of achool

School

[obtuse timber]

i read alcohol

lolol

[kind viper]

Hahsbhs

Thinking in different languages is so much fun btw

[knotty trench]

*Thinking in different

languages is so much fun

btw*

- yooooo02096

[kind viper]

And having mixed languages dreams

Like ppl do be talking pt, spanish, eng, jp, german all mjxed up on my dreams

Its so weird

[obtuse timber]

DESCEND UPON OUR EARS FYZIOO

[cobalt trail]

https://tenor.com/view/descend-tom-ellis-lucifer-morningstar-lucifer-come-down-gif-17820291

me on my way

[obtuse timber]

I pause a lot too I thought it was a midwest thing

[cobalt trail]

that would be interesting if it was, like midwest US?

i wonder how much dialect changes across the states

like there's always the more stereotypical southern accents and whatever remnants of boston / NY / pennysylvania and whatnot

don't think arizona has anything going for it

but who knows

[obtuse timber]

I'm told southwest Michigan has a chicago accent

And I like Chicago so that makes me happi

[cobalt trail]

morzone gets kidnapped by a jaguar (real not clickbait)

[supple osprey]

ONE THOUSAND, SEVEN-HUNDRED, AND FIFTY-TWO-

[jade bobcat]

Yeah I stopped contributing and just started lurking

[obtuse timber]

Did we shatter records?

[jade bobcat]

Had to have

[obtuse timber]

Well

The post said 'Comments wanted'

👀

[jade bobcat]

Exactlyyy

Keep it coming

[supple osprey]

I think you guys are slowly becoming the Yapper's Sanctum

[kind viper]

YOU SOUND LIKE AN ADULT

WDYM WERE THE SAME AGE

[obtuse timber]

Would you be our lord, Poetica-sama?

[kind viper]

Guys i woke up now w the vision of my type

I need to share it

No forget abt it im cringing

[jade bobcat]

Oh no please share

I bask in cringe

[supple osprey]

I am already a Lord, as honoured by our overlord, Papt.

[kind viper]

Link pls

Im reading yall convos

[obtuse timber]

lmao

Go back to sleep, son

[kind viper]

...
Okii

Thats all i came up w

[cobalt trail]

I GET THAT A LOT TOO?? WHICH ALWAYS SURPRISES ME SINFE I ALWAYS FEEL LIKE I SOUND NASALY AND YOUNG i think my voice gets more like that when im thinking abt it less though

[kind viper]

IT SOUNDS COOL THO LIKE V COOL

[cobalt trail]

that is indeed very specific

[jade bobcat]

Ok I vibe

[kind viper]

Yoy soubd like a biker

[jade bobcat]

It is specific but I still vibe

[cobalt trail]

i spent my whole life being like "what no i don't have a ty-" and then men with longer hair happened so Whoops

[kind viper]

We vibin

[cobalt trail]

could just be genvy honestly idrk

[jade bobcat]

LOLLLL

[cobalt trail]

i don't understand this stuff 😔😔

[supple osprey]

I dare you guys to make this forum 3000 messages in total.

[kind viper]

I feel bad for asking but
What is a ty- idk what is the rest supposed to beee

[obtuse timber]

Like your type of perosn you'd like? 🤣

[supple osprey]

I think it won't be a challenge for you yappers.

[kind viper]

It needs to be more than that

[kind viper]

My bio

[supple osprey]

Just reach the goal first, then we'll talk higher digits.

[cobalt trail]

no need to feel bad for asking, you can ask me anything i'll happily answer :)) it's a shorthand for "thank you"

[jade bobcat]

A challenge?!?!?

[supple osprey]

A CHALLENGER IS APPROACHING

[kind viper]

WHAT ARE YOU INSINUATING IM LIKE THAT BRO IM THE OPPOSITE OF THAT (except the two last ones

[kind viper]

AHHHHHHH

[jade bobcat]

[cobalt trail]

I HAVE FAITH IN US 💪💪 been here three days and im level. uh. 11? at least 11

[kind viper]

Ok o accept ig

[jade bobcat]

Where is the enthusiasm?

[supple osprey]

[kind viper]

It was left w my will to live

[obtuse timber]

IM NOT ITS JUST CUTE THAT YOU ARE SHOWING US THIS WHAT

[kind viper]

No wait

Im sleepy sry

[jade bobcat]

I vibe

[kind viper]

OHH
ITS NOT CUTE ITS DESPERATION

I want a gf

[cobalt trail]

bonus shoutout to black nail polish and eyeshadow

i swear i don't have a thing for emos

[kind viper]

Ive been single for too long

[cobalt trail]

i think i just watched umbrella academy and saw klaus hargreeves and was like "sir whatever you have going on here is my favorite ever and i wish i was you please hold my hand"

[kind viper]

SHOUTOUT

[obtuse timber]

Unknown looked pretty cuteee >:D

[cobalt trail]

https://tenor.com/view/umbrella-academy-klaus-klaus-hargreeves-gif-17937382

[cobalt trail]

hes so weird i love him

[kind viper]

SHES 20 DO YOU WANT ME TO BE GROOMED

Ok almost 20

[obtuse timber]

LOL

[kind viper]

Hes cute

[cobalt trail]

https://tenor.com/view/klaushargreeves-theumbrellaacademy-kiss-wave-smile-gif-18711796

i wish i was him

weeps

[obtuse timber]

YOU WHAT

[obtuse timber]

ITS 3 YRS THATS NOT A BIG GAP

[kind viper]

Yo my friends discussed for a long time if sth on that show was a robot or an alien

[obtuse timber]

Would be less awkward obv when you are 18

[kind viper]

I only know the show bc gerard way

[cobalt trail]

the fact he made that show is so silly to me, it's such a strange show and then you find out it's by the dude from mcr of all people

[kind viper]

Its 4/5 hours ti reach her house ITS LITERALLY ON THE OTHER POINT OF THE COUBTRY ITS A BIG FARAWAY GAP OR WHATEVER

[kind viper]

I found out stuff the other way around

[kind viper]

" far away gap"

[cobalt trail]

he is the ideal

i must be him

[kind viper]

Words have meanings from time to time

[cobalt trail]

(without the alcoholism and drugs and whatnot)

[kind viper]

YES YES YES YES

IVE NEVER SEEN THE SHOW BUT HE LOOKS COOL

[cobalt trail]

SOMEONE SENT ME ONE (1) GIF OF HIM AND I IMMEDIATELY PICKED UP THE SHOW

I DID IT FOR HIM

[kind viper]

Bro one day i begged my mom to buy me eyeshadow

I put red eyeshadow below my eye

[cobalt trail]

also im so convinced that marla singer from fight club is just him but feminized (at least visually)

[kind viper]

And everubody asked what had happened if i was ok

[cobalt trail]

https://tenor.com/view/shades-fight-club-first-rule-of-sneaky-helena-bonham-carter-gif-15971632

same person different font

[kind viper]

They said i looked like i hadnt slept and had taken a punch

[kind viper]

Wooooo

True

[cobalt trail]

HELP i normally just use dark eyeshadow

brown n black

not super dark

but enough

[kind viper]

I dont have time to put anything on my face

I wake up late

And prefer to use my times to watch useless stuff

[cobalt trail]

same 💀 i get outta bed and honestly i just look like what i look like that day

[kind viper]

Ik im wise

[kind viper]

SAME

I dont even brush my hair

(Curly hair props

[cobalt trail]

i brush my hair and that's abt it

i have wavy hair so it works sometimes and sometimes it doesn't

[kind viper]

At least u dont have cramps

[cobalt trail]

true

(yet)

one of my friends also didn't but then she randomly got them

so uh. fingers crossed

[kind viper]

I hate them

HATEHATEHATEHATEHATYAHSKWNXKMS XN SNSN.m2 dk 2 en porquê

[kind viper]

I want to complain abt the colors

WHY DO THE COLOURS IN PHONES LOOK SO SHY

Like iTS A BEAMING BLUE IRL

[cobalt trail]

THOSE FLOWERS LOOK GORGEOUS

[kind viper]

WHATS THE PROBLEM W THE CAMERA

[cobalt trail]

i wish we got flowers

i mean we get some but not like that

[kind viper]

THE DESERT IS SO PRETTY

I want to run on it.

Its so plain wow

This is their actual colour

[cobalt trail]

any and all color is just in the sky atp

[kind viper]

Why is this pic so pretty like who the hell took it

[cobalt trail]

YHATS SO COOL OH MY GOSH

[kind viper]

Prob some of my fav flowers

[kind viper]

Look at the rainboww

[kind viper]

From silver to gold

[cobalt trail]

this photo looks edited but i promise its not ourple

[cobalt trail]

i want to touch them so bad

[kind viper]

IT DOES LOOK

[kind viper]

Have you never seen them???

They are fluffy btw nice to the touch

[cobalt trail]

nuh uh

i haven't seen a lot of plants tbh

[kind viper]

Hydrangeas is their name

Why are islands always so pretty

[jade bobcat]

bro I wanna live on an island by myself some day. Just me in one of those tiny homes you see on hgtv on a huge island

[kind viper]

Ive been there

[jade bobcat]

livin it up

[cobalt trail]

OOOOHHHH THEN I THINK I MIGHTVE but never on a bush like that

[warm seal]

Wonderful! @cobalt trail has just pregressed to level 15!

[kind viper]

Lets make a club and move to an island

[jade bobcat]

I

am

down

[kind viper]

15 damn :)

[cobalt trail]

i am a yapper

[jade bobcat]

🥳

[kind viper]

I gotta stop downloading pic

Take pinterest off of me

[cobalt trail]

those are SO GORGEOUS??

WHAT

[jade bobcat]

WHERE IS THAT

[kind viper]

Azores and Madeira

Bc azores has a lot of hydrangeas so i thought of looking for the photo os the girl thatbi had already seen

And i ended in a loop hole

[kind viper]

I love this cat
Meow meow

[cobalt trail]

i can see like. a Tree and be impressed

[kind viper]

No same

[jade bobcat]

this is my favorite cat

[kind viper]

Wait i saw the prettiest place on the usa the other fday

[kind viper]

Thata my 2nd priority

[jade bobcat]

ok but I think Germany is absolutely fake in how pretty it is

[kind viper]

2nd most well liked cat

[kind viper]

It was a lake that turn bright blue when touched

[cobalt trail]

OH THAT

[kind viper]

My knowledge on germany land is a bit limited i must say

[cobalt trail]

my friends been there

[kind viper]

Where is that

WHERE IS THAT

I WANNA GO

[cobalt trail]

this?

[kind viper]

It looks so fake

[jade bobcat]

WAIT WHERE IS THAT

[cobalt trail]

google says southern cali

not sure if that's true as i've never been there myself

[kind viper]

Looks like what i imagine hell to be like
Its SO PRETTY

[cobalt trail]

there are other places too

[jade bobcat]

I've been to a place that has blue bioluminescent plankton it was pretty fake but I assure you it was real

[kind viper]

@obtuse timber this is a pic taken where unknown lives
I love the place whwrw shes from honestly

[kind viper]

I WANNA GIMME A TRIP

Rules flr our island: it has to be surronded by that plankton

[jade bobcat]

YESS

[lean hollow]

you all are still here????!

[kind viper]

I bet theres none near me cries

[jade bobcat]

we got a challenge of 3000

[kind viper]

I came back like
Idk how many min

[kind viper]

By poetica

[lean hollow]

no i just have ra(y) and fuzz(y) and i cannot have a morz(y) under my belt too many letters u lot ill call u morz

[lean hollow]

this makes me smile

[jade bobcat]

we gonig full speed ahead

[lean hollow]

how many is it now i havent checked

[jade bobcat]

almost 2000

[lean hollow]

where is fuz

[lean hollow]

perfect i am here now, lets talk

[jade bobcat]

good q

[kind viper]

Ra
Fuzz
Morz
Morzrafuzz
Thatll be the name of our island

[lean hollow]

im curr memorizing my speech but this is more important

[lean hollow]

where

[cobalt trail]

kinda

[lean hollow]

where am i?

sniffles

🙁

[kind viper]

Middle of the earth

[cobalt trail]

kinda here, kinda watching the debate, kinda reading a book

[lean hollow]

🙁 i wanna be w u guys

[lean hollow]

there is a debate?!

[jade bobcat]

Oh mah gosh I've been avoiding the debate

Both of them get on my nerves

[lean hollow]

what debate???

[jade bobcat]

The presidential debate ✨

[cobalt trail]

trump and biden

[lean hollow]

oh

[cobalt trail]

same

[lean hollow]

i thought it was the debate for haikubot to be kept

i was actually interested

[cobalt trail]

more important tbh

[lean hollow]

i forgot all ab that biden x trump slow burn

[kind viper]

In a dark place full of ppl whose digital footprint will eventually catch up w them

[cobalt trail]

my parents are watching it though and im in the room

[jade bobcat]

They both say the most idiotic things sometimes and it's like--these are the choices we have to lead our country--⚰️

[jade bobcat]

LOL

[kind viper]

Come

[cobalt trail]

trump looks like he needs to fart and biden's voice sounds concerningly faint ☹️

[knotty trench]

*trump looks like he needs

to fart and biden's voice sounds

concerningly faint ☹️*

- fyzioo

[kind viper]

Oh
That crap again?

[lean hollow]

im going to burst from the lithosphere of this damned earth and chill on ur island like a volcano

[cobalt trail]

HELP YEAH

[lean hollow]

bravo haiku

😭

[cobalt trail]

AMERICA MUST LOOK SO SILLY OUTSIDE

[lean hollow]

i hope joe wins i dont want democracy to be abolished

😭