╓☢stalker-chat

[dusk vessel]

im using mine just fine

[rain crow]

Does that mean I get the cat

[atomic pebble]

https://www.moddb.com/games/stalker-call-of-pripyat/downloads/traduo-pt-br-stalker-spatial-anomaly @ocean cedar

[low cedar]

You can have the cat

[little light]

okay

[dusk vessel]

all of these are working without issue

[low cedar]

I get the car and the vssk

[dusk vessel]

also got a C96 to work xd

[rain crow]

This deal really doesnt sound that bad

Who gets the hideout

[low cedar]

We share

[reef hare]

ok i think i found a cozy new spot to base up (don't look behind the divider)

[little light]

im kind of tempted to make a backup for my 094 now

[low cedar]

I get the kid on weekends

[rain crow]

Can we do a Two and a Half Men type style sitcom in the zone?

[stark wyvern]

two and a half? did you cut somebody in half?

[low cedar]

That depends who's the nerdy one?

[rain crow]

I love how cozy we can make bases now

[rain crow]

yeah

you

[stark wyvern]

fair enough.

[rain crow]

You're the half man

[low cedar]

The yeah I'm good with it

[reef hare]

same

evil and intimidating voronin:

[stark wyvern]

i thought you shot him dead

[rain crow]

wtf is bros problem

[dusk vessel]

hes talking to the wall about duty ideology

[hearty spruce]

[hearty spruce]

same end result really

[low cedar]

He's clearly admiring the ... Tin

[rain crow]

Like

He's staring at his shadow

Monolith sleeper cell

[low cedar]

Me fr

[hearty spruce]

the shadow kinda looks like the exploded guy that Dr. Manhattan obliterates

[reef hare]

ok wow i can just do that actually (duty isnt aggro'd towards me for some reason)

[little light]

[rain crow]

https://tenor.com/view/announcer-meme-announcing-meme-ball-knowledge-ball-meme-benjammins-gif-12241853788039925284

[little light]

he gives good patch quests tho...

[reef hare]

the pda message lmao

"i wonder what that was 🤔"

[little light]

with pretty decent rewards

[stark wyvern]

its easier that way, then he wouldnt wake you up with random duty propaganda at 03:26 AM

[low cedar]

"in case you haven't noticed I'm admiring myself in this opaque wall! It's beautiful!"

[reef hare]

yeah im gonna reload a save, i just did it for the funny

[low cedar]

Observe the GIRTH of my shadows balls!

[rain crow]

Me when the function has fent

[dusk vessel]

they dont know im a colonel at duty

[ocean cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/byuntear-sad-sad-cat-cat-meme-gif-12065013016370441684

[rain crow]

Thanks for giving me two awesome reaction pics

[low cedar]

You're welcome for nothing

[rain crow]

I appreciate you too

[ocean cedar]

Meet the crew!

Alena Rudenko: * an eldritch abomination under a guise (said she was a woman, but i am not conviced that she isn't human) that took a certain interest on me after i said "oh nice a debug weapon. again"

***Captain Rotan: ***A Drunk Dutyer Member that i shared drinks at Skadosk, For some reason he decided to follow me, last time i asked, he said:" it is my duty" or some shit

Private garkovenko: Random ass conscript we found in Radar, he was mumbling something about "Tzeentch" or whatever the name was, gave him a snickers bar and he started to follow me

And the last but not least important:

MESMERIZED!

Did some BULLLSHIT!

[reef hare]

i had a peter griffin death pose but i lost the image

[stark wyvern]

i aint reading allat

[hearty spruce]

time to post my favorite screenshot I've ever gotten

[low cedar]

:3

[ocean cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/thousand-sons-warhammer-40k-warhammer-thousand-sons-warhammer-40-thousand-sons-warhammer-40k-thousand-sons-gif-3911330265893084421

[ocean cedar]

2 lines each

[rain crow]

Tbh, if the character interactions had this much depth. It would be one of the best RPGs lol

[stark wyvern]

i just read it all

im not a gamma newcomer alright i have basic reading skills (perhaps..)

[ocean cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/doubt-press-x-la-noire-meme-x-button-gif-19259237

[rain crow]

Bro gave you all the recipes to have the worst possible accident on the planet

Be careful with that IED

[low cedar]

If any of you dickheada come across a Canadian passing themselves off with the word virus in their name notify me immediately

[rain crow]

Did you ask the RCMP

[stark wyvern]

fentanyl and a chemical IED
very worth it

[low cedar]

The who now?

[hard zealot]

The new voice is very welcome since im so used to hearing the old one from tarkov

Is the new character voice custom or from somewhere else?

[rain crow]

Royal Canadian Mounted Police

[ocean cedar]

yeah... we can take this checkpoint if we want to

[rain crow]

They're regularly found to violate human rights

[low cedar]

Please leave our checkpoint be

[ocean cedar]

alena said that we have to kill you guys.

[hearty spruce]

Nobody tells you this but you can just take the duty checkpoints

They're free

[low cedar]

Who? I don't... Maybe just don't

[hearty spruce]

I have like six of them

[ocean cedar]

the eldritch abomination following me: the yellow exo lady

[rain crow]

what if you had... seven of them

You know

[low cedar]

Look we have some nice guns maybe we can talk it out

[hearty spruce]

No... I shan't

[rain crow]

six or seven checkpoints

[hearty spruce]

Deliver yourself unto the void eternal

[rain crow]

See, I like having my Eco buddy with me

He gets me into a ton of places

[ocean cedar]

y'all have the fal?

[low cedar]

Believe it or not go west and you'll find it

[ocean cedar]

mhm... btw is that an an94?

Wouldn't it be a shame if someone killed you to get it?

[little light]

if i die while im down south ima be pissed

aint no way im running back from jupiter to fucking garbage

[ocean cedar]

YOU ARE

[low cedar]

I kill my friendlies all the time for srm veresks so I mean go nuts

[ocean cedar]

MAN UP

[hard zealot]

WOMAN DOWN

[low cedar]

Just don't go all freedom genocide like I do on us

[ocean cedar]

POP UP SOME FENT IBRUPROFEN.

and HAUL ASS

[rain crow]

God you guys are murder hobos

[low cedar]

Fucking hipsters

[rain crow]

WE NEED TO WORK TOGETHER

[little light]

im still alive lol

[remote socket]

did gork gork removed coo(mer)nan with the grizzly 357 m1911?

[rain crow]

BE WHOLESOME

[dusk vessel]

i once saw a friendly with a helmet i wanted

[little light]

i thonk

[rain crow]

I have found it

[dusk vessel]

killed him and his 7 friends for it

[ocean cedar]

i want to cast "762x51 to the dome" on @little light

[remote socket]

cant find coonan on debug mode

[low cedar]

Agreed we all ally and kill freedom and skycells

[rain crow]

Jesus

that fell apart real quick

[dusk vessel]

i do it all the time

[hard zealot]

Kill 7 Billion Loners

[ocean cedar]

how much is the dice roll?

15?

[stark wyvern]

coonan was replaced by another gun iirc

[ocean cedar]

10?

[rain crow]

Bro, lets kill Duty so our CS homies can go to Rostok again

[dusk vessel]

grizzly

[ocean cedar]

something something custom 6

[dusk vessel]

357 also but 7 rounds

[rain crow]

Duty is LAME

[little light]

i like the grizzly

[remote socket]

damn... i liked the name of it cuz i can call it coo(mer)nan XD

[low cedar]

Spoken like a true skycell, I knew our romance wouldn't last

[stark wyvern]

cumnan

[rain crow]

If I ran Rostok

I would let CS drink at the bar

[low cedar]

Big IF

[remote socket]

i think coonan is replaced with this

[little light]

[hard zealot]

Think i seen that pistol in Ready Or Not

[rain crow]

I mean, if all these Duty guys would drop dead and leave CS alone that would be cool

I dont get the Freedom hate lmao

[low cedar]

Shrek is in shambles

[hearty spruce]

What gun is that?

[rain crow]

They literally sell you weed

[little light]

galil

[ocean cedar]

i want to cast "rpg-7 to the feet" on @little light WHAT IS THE DICE ROLL???? @rain crow

[dusk vessel]

it isnt

[rain crow]

https://tenor.com/view/shrek-go-gif-1439566740965012887

[rain crow]

uhhh

[low cedar]

I haven't been able to smoke weed since I joined the military 8 years ago

[remote socket]

dooodooo iron sight which i hate personally, but the gun itself feels like budget howa

[dusk vessel]

the only 357 in ron is the revolver

[ocean cedar]

the m1911 is similar but not quite

[little light]

[ocean cedar]

is that the fuckin' ACR?

[low cedar]

Skycells and freedomers must die

[rain crow]

You succeed, sorry @little light

[remote socket]

unfortuntaely nein

[soft folio]

🎲 11

-# 20 ➡️ 1d20

[ocean cedar]

FUCK

i grazed @little light

now it is his turn

[rain crow]

Export

[remote socket]

fb replaced beryl with dat apparently

[rain crow]

You have a chance to respond

[hearty spruce]

Oh dang I like this UI layout

[stark wyvern]

why are we playing turn-based combat now

fuck is this

[ocean cedar]

@little light wanker

[remote socket]

not facebook but a polish company i think

[hearty spruce]

Are we playing Stalker d20 in #╓☢stalker-chat now?

[rain crow]

idk, im just the DM here

[ocean cedar]

i said i casted a rpg7 to the feet of export.

[hearty spruce]

Blades in the Dark fits Stalker better smh

[rain crow]

I'm trying to control the chaos

[ocean cedar]

maybe...

[stark wyvern]

roll a quick D20 to see if this vodka gives me a slight poison or instant heart attack

[soft folio]

🎲 3

-# </roll:1025761784692490315> ➡️ 1d6

[hearty spruce]

Or GURPS for the bullshit complexity and player-antagonistic systems

[soft folio]

🎲 10

-# 20 ➡️ 1d20

🎲 3

-# </roll:1025761784692490315> ➡️ 1d6

[ocean cedar]

vbloody heel

[little light]

shut up

im fighting like 5 snorks

[ocean cedar]

ROLL MFER

[stark wyvern]

it would be funny if i rolled a critical faliure

[dawn marten]

@little light ⠀

[soft folio]

🎲 5

-# </roll:1025761784692490315> ➡️ 1d6

[stark wyvern]

and just collapsed on the ground

[little light]

[hearty spruce]

can I roll to assist Export in fighting the snorks

[dusk vessel]

guess im not playing gamma today

[rain crow]

You do get drunk, but only slightly

[rain crow]

go ahead

[soft folio]

🎲 10

-# 20 ➡️ 1d20

🎲 15

-# 20 ➡️ 1d20

🎲 2

-# </roll:1025761784692490315> ➡️ 1d6

🎲 13

-# 20 ➡️ 1d20

[ocean cedar]

you get nauseous @stark wyvern

what do you do

[dusk vessel]

shiet

[rain crow]

Wait what was export rolling to do

lmao we went from 1 DM to like 4

[ocean cedar]

can i roll to throw grenade at both daughet and export without them getting hit?

[stark wyvern]

lemme think

[rain crow]

Do you have a grenade in your inventory

[ocean cedar]

counter attack my rpg shot to his feet

[low cedar]

Got a speech I gotta give at 7 am so I'm hopping off.

[ocean cedar]

i got 2

[low cedar]

Love y'all, be good

[rain crow]

He rolled a 2, so he unfortunately takes a hit

[stark wyvern]

i attempt to charge to @ocean cedar's location to shoot the grenade right as he's about to throw it

dexterity roll

[rain crow]

roll your dex

[low cedar]

Mighty night

[ocean cedar]

roll me a "/roll d20

[hearty spruce]

Does my 15 do anything against the snorks?

[rain crow]

goodnighter gamer

[soft folio]

🎲 11

-# d20 ➡️ 1d20

[stark wyvern]

i get close but not close enough

[soft folio]

🎲 8

-# d20 ➡️ 1d20

[ocean cedar]

i fail to do shit

uhh...

[rain crow]

You're locked in CQC rn

fighting over the grenade

[remote socket]

/roll dice: d20

[stark wyvern]

i attempt to blow your shii smoove off with a MP133 at midrange

perception check

see if i got good aim or nah

[little light]

fukcking dumbass

[soft folio]

🎲 12

-# d20 ➡️ 1d20

[rain crow]

whats your perception bonus

Depends on your faction ig

[stark wyvern]

lemme think

im a Bandit

[rain crow]

Hmmm

[ocean cedar]

i throw the grenade at wuh's hand and BAILS to cover

[stark wyvern]

so like -3 those guys suck

they probably got like 6 perception at most

[rain crow]

You unfortunately miss

But it does scare no u

[ocean cedar]

fym

my internet almost went kaput

[rain crow]

give me a dex roll

[stark wyvern]

i start praying as i see him throwing the nade (where your roll?)

[soft folio]

🎲 4

-# 20 ➡️ 1d20

[ocean cedar]

fuck

[rain crow]

Thats gonna be a wisdom check

[stark wyvern]

[hearty spruce]

[stark wyvern]

fuck

[soft folio]

🎲 17

-# d20 ➡️ 1d20

[rain crow]

It sticks to your hand and you cant seem to get it off

[hearty spruce]

Your ass brought a semtex?

[stark wyvern]

fucking God himself descends from heaven, but just stares at me for a second then leaves because it wasnt a critical success

[hearty spruce]

smh

[rain crow]

Your prayers are answered and the Wish Granter appears from nowhere

[ocean cedar]

IT WAS A THERMITE

[ocean cedar]

that would be an nat20

[rain crow]

mb

[ocean cedar]

i would like to roll to throw a grenade at @stark wyvern again

[rain crow]

Siderovich appears from nowhere

[stark wyvern]

fuck you

[soft folio]

🎲 19

-# 20 ➡️ 1d20

[rain crow]

okay but this is your last grenade

[stark wyvern]

🙏

[rain crow]

Oh shit

[stark wyvern]

1 away from a critical success

[rain crow]

It lands at wuh's feet perfectly

[ocean cedar]

you are literally next to me, the fuck i am supposed to do? *** make amends***?

[stark wyvern]

i stare at it for a second then attempt to run away

[soft folio]

🎲 2

-# d20 ➡️ 1d20

[stark wyvern]

Fuck.

[ocean cedar]

almost a critical miss

[rain crow]

You trip and fall

[ocean cedar]

i bail for cover aswell, since, grenade

[rain crow]

had you rolled a 1, you wouldve shot yourself too

Okay but you only get one chance

[soft folio]

🎲 11

-# 20 ➡️ 1d20

[stark wyvern]

i wouldve tripped and fell headfirst into a glass shard

dying instantly

[little light]

uhhh

[stark wyvern]

but it thankfully wasnt a critical failure

[ocean cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/vinesauce-vinny-vinesauce-corrupted-game-gta-san-andreas-gta-gif-8630409219318279752

[rain crow]

Bro ened up in Lost Alpha

[ocean cedar]

that is straight up lost aplha

[rain crow]

No u gets behind a low wall

[stark wyvern]

how much damage did i get from that

[ocean cedar]

@hearty spruce what you do

[stark wyvern]

if i didnt just get blown to smithereens

[rain crow]

I mean it IS an Anomaly grenade and those are essentially thermonuclear devices

[stark wyvern]

well fuck 🙏

[rain crow]

You can try a CON check

[stark wyvern]

may Sidorovich bless me!

[rain crow]

But all the drugs as a bandit makes your CON really low

[hearty spruce]

Can I run in and kick the grenade away?

[soft folio]

🎲 11

-# d20 ➡️ 1d20

[ocean cedar]

say "nuh uh" to the grenade. I DARE YOU

[stark wyvern]

-4 bonus from the drugs

[rain crow]

Yes

[stark wyvern]

shit

[ocean cedar]

that is a... an 7

[stark wyvern]

that's a whopping 7

[rain crow]

You're bleeding out

[soft folio]

🎲 11

-# 20 ➡️ 1d20

[rain crow]

@hearty spruce is your only hope

[stark wyvern]

did my feet get blown away?

or are all my limbs okay

[rain crow]

yes, but you'll definetely need stitches

[stark wyvern]

shit

[rain crow]

Whats your dex modifier

[dusk vessel]

gamma is gambling anyway

[ocean cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/headache-headche-anime-anime-head-ibuprofen-gif-18228540310724805165

this is you basically

[rain crow]

Unironically though, a pen and paper Stalker RPG would be so good

[dusk vessel]

we need a mod that rolls a 1-20 dice eachtime you do or recieve damage

[rain crow]

oh god

flashbacks to KOTOR

[dusk vessel]

my favourite game

btw

[stark wyvern]

rolling a critical faliure blows your head off instantly

[dusk vessel]

yeah

[stark wyvern]

even if you just got a singular 9x19 round to your leg

[ocean cedar]

morrowing type shit

[hearty spruce]

nah that 11 probably ain't doing shit

[dusk vessel]

exactly

[rain crow]

can you imagine getting shot with buckshot

[dusk vessel]

you guys get it

[dusk vessel]

no its just for the shot as a whole

[rain crow]

Wuh lives to crawl away

[dusk vessel]

not each pallet

[rain crow]

@ocean cedar is a bandit so this doesnt negatively impact his rep

[dusk vessel]

if you roll a 1 on someone you shot they get healed

[stark wyvern]

so we are both bandits

damn

[low cedar]

If there's anything berserk taught me, so long as the irons big enough and you don't stop swinging, there's nothing you can't solve

[dusk vessel]

if you roll a 20 when getting shot you get healed

nothing can go wrong with this system

[rain crow]

and I applaud @hearty spruce for being an Ecologist and trying to save your life

[ocean cedar]

can i chant a war chant to summon a monolith companion...? i do have a book for it

[stark wyvern]

ecologists are good people arent they

[rain crow]

What the actual hell could that book be called

[ocean cedar]

"the necronomicon"

[stark wyvern]

Summon Elemental?

[rain crow]

mah boi Anatoly

[hearty spruce]

Summoning Monolith for Dummies

[ocean cedar]

i found it near agroprom underground, near a stash full of x8 suits

[rain crow]

"Boys, you didnt use the Necronomicon did you?"

[dusk vessel]

good people to kill

[ocean cedar]

"no...?"

the eldritch abomination that calls itself: "mom"

[rain crow]

Unironically would be some easter egg I think

[dusk vessel]

nice loot

[stark wyvern]

anyways

lemme get back to my dying character

what can i possibly do in this situation???????

[rain crow]

oh yeah

idk man

What do you have on you

[stark wyvern]

i have...

a shitty dagger

[dusk vessel]

what situation

[stark wyvern]

2 basic poison

and a spoon

[rain crow]

Hmmm

Well, youre the player

Meanwhile you have @ocean cedar trying to freaking summon a Monolith companion

[stark wyvern]

i attempt to throw a dagger at @ocean cedar's direction to maybe scare him away so i can run away for cover

[rain crow]

okay okay respect

[soft folio]

🎲 5

-# 20 ➡️ 1d20

[ocean cedar]

fuck

[soft folio]

🎲 7

-# d20 ➡️ 1d20

[rain crow]

You throw the dagger and it goes like a foot before clattering to the ground

[dusk vessel]

he just drops it and runs

[stark wyvern]

fuck

skip turn

[ocean cedar]

i try to summon again,

[soft folio]

🎲 19

-# 20 ➡️ 1d20

[ocean cedar]

FUCK YEA

[stark wyvern]

bbrother

[rain crow]

@ocean cedar accidentally summons an Ecologist squad

[stark wyvern]

🙏

how many are we talking here?

[ocean cedar]

that would be an 1

[stark wyvern]

4 eggheads?

[rain crow]

Then summons a squad of Monolith

But the AI breaks down and they stare at eachother

[stark wyvern]

could i... perhaps throw my basic poison at them?

[rain crow]

I mean

You can try

But like

Your rolls have been crap lmao

[stark wyvern]

fuck it we ball

[soft folio]

🎲 7

-# d20 ➡️ 1d20

[stark wyvern]

🙏

[rain crow]

It lands on the ground in front of you and both squads stare at you

[ocean cedar]

i speak to the monolith squad

"SHOOT AT HIM! HE SAID SHIT ABOUT OUR MOTHER!"

[stark wyvern]

charisma check

[rain crow]

Thats gonna be a charisma check

[ocean cedar]

fuck ur right

[soft folio]

🎲 3

-# 20 ➡️ 1d20

[rain crow]

Do bandits have charisma

[ocean cedar]

SHIT

[stark wyvern]

[rain crow]

They think YOU talked shit about their mothers and draw their weapons

[stark wyvern]

i attempt to run away (with my messed up legs) to the nearest cover, a fallen tree

[soft folio]

🎲 20

-# d20 ➡️ 1d20

[stark wyvern]

i turn into the fucking Flash

[rain crow]

Oh bro, you fully escape

[stark wyvern]

and my leg magically heals itself

[rain crow]

leaving @ocean cedar to deal with the consequences of his actions

[ocean cedar]

"NOT ME! HIM!"

I said, pointing to wuh's direction THE MOMENT he runs away

[rain crow]

Bro

[rain crow]

If you roll a fail

[ocean cedar]

i am dead

[rain crow]

This is not gonna go well

[stark wyvern]

you will get shot dead

[ocean cedar]

i played this game before

[stark wyvern]

start praying mate

[ocean cedar]

HIT IT

[hearty spruce]

I'm just gonna take a reading of the anomaly field this is all leaving behind, this will be great research for my paper

[soft folio]

🎲 20

-# 20 ➡️ 1d20

[ocean cedar]

LET'S GO

[stark wyvern]

??????????????????

[gritty wasp]

got exo blueprint 20hrs before my last run

actually

[low cedar]

Osama been lyin ass

[gritty wasp]

i never even had exo bp last run

[stark wyvern]

a fucking magical forcefield stops my escape, right as the monolith start aiming at me

[rain crow]

The Monolith all go "oh yeah, you seem pretty chill, let's go kill that guy"

The Ecologists dont know what to do though

[little light]

do yalls game lag when just transitioning between maps?

[rain crow]

idk wtf Export is doing, he's been watching all this go down

[stark wyvern]

"HEY, ECOS! HELP ME OUT! THESE MONOLITHIANS TALKED SHIT ABOUT YOUR RESEARCH!"

charisma check

[soft folio]

🎲 4

-# d20 ➡️ 1d20

[gritty wasp]

close game and reopen, prob been open for too long or youve saved a ton

[stark wyvern]

fucking hell mate

[gritty wasp]

i only notice when i save a shit ton

[hearty spruce]

Nah I gotchu wuh, hold on

[rain crow]

The Ecologists aren't convinced

[ocean cedar]

export watching in horror as a bandit just summons 4 fully fledged monolithians out of thin air to kill a fuckin' renegae

[little light]

ive only been getting it when i use alife plus

[rain crow]

"WE ARENT FIGHTERS"

[little light]

im still on 094 btw

[dusk vessel]

🍿

[little light]

just updated engine

[hearty spruce]

"HEY GUYS THOSE MONOLITH HAVE ARTIFACTS, GET EM"

[soft folio]

🎲 15

-# 20 ➡️ 1d20

[stark wyvern]

"Goddamn it..." i say as the monolith are on the brink of blasting me to smithereens

[dusk vessel]

im sitting in a folding chair and eating popcorn the whole time

[ocean cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/neuron-activation-neuron-gif-1455356329209493514

[stark wyvern]

and then i notice my hero in shining armor

[rain crow]

"NO WAY, I WANT YOUR GRAVI"

They pull their weapons out and take a shot

[soft folio]

🎲 3

-# 20 ➡️ 1d20

[ocean cedar]

now... do we roll for the "combatants"? since they are technically my summons the monolith that is

[gloomy light]

https://tenor.com/view/plankton-eating-popcorn-popcorn-plankton-meme-plankton-yes-gif-18251234252356731757

[rain crow]

The ecos completely miss and hit someones pet pseudodog

[hearty spruce]

[ocean cedar]

the doctor's

[stark wyvern]

i attempt to move to nearby cover, some sandbags, and watch it all go down

[soft folio]

🎲 19

-# d20 ➡️ 1d20

[rain crow]

So you get to cover

Monolith gets to go now

[stark wyvern]

bro how i do only get good rolls when being a lil coward running away

lmfao

[hearty spruce]

✨ characterization ✨

[rain crow]

They lose track of you in the shuffle

I love this community

[stark wyvern]

i fucking love this

[rain crow]

Nyx is just watching all this go down

[ocean cedar]

this is the ost of the battle, yes?

https://youtu.be/3Mje0cAU8ZA?si=sHSy4Fyl-xon2l8V&t=82

[dusk vessel]

like 5 people are

just sitting next to it watching it unfold

[rain crow]

Actually no, its Kino

But like

[hearty spruce]

"I really should have brought a bigger gun..."

[rain crow]

a really sad Kino song

[stark wyvern]

there's just a bunch of unarmed ecologists 500m away watching it all go down

"Damn, i cant wait for the artifacts these people are gonna leave here...."

[dusk vessel]

do not insult me like that

[ocean cedar]

"i am never escaping the zone" type shit?

[dusk vessel]

i am not an eco

[ocean cedar]

i GOT YOU

[rain crow]

So no u

[stark wyvern]

unarmed ecologists and 1 loner

[rain crow]

You get a chance to get your squad to do something

[ocean cedar]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ncfm6Fphhlo&list=RDNcfm6Fphhlo&start_radio=1

[ocean cedar]

bet

[rain crow]

yeah more like this

[stark wyvern]

it is 1 AM in here and i need to wake up early tomorrow
but this is way too fun to miss out on

[rain crow]

What gun did you bring

[ocean cedar]

uhh... i say to the mono squad:

"USE YOUR GUNS or... something, g-go kill them!"

i said, shouting from cover, hoping that they still remember that i am chill with them

[stark wyvern]

atleast you have a gun, i brought a dagger and a bit of poison and i lost that dagger already

[rain crow]

12am here in Canada lol

[hearty spruce]

An MP412 Rex

[rain crow]

I mean, I love that gun so

[soft folio]

🎲 14

-# d20 ➡️ 1d20

[hearty spruce]

Same, but .357 against Monolith is a losing proposition

[rain crow]

They start firing at him

[ocean cedar]

i have an functional necronomicon

[hearty spruce]

Unless that is I can hit this fucking headshot, I'm gonna pop a shot at one of the Monolith

[dusk vessel]

a tokarev with red parts

[soft folio]

🎲 2

-# 20 ➡️ 1d20

🎲 18

-# 20 ➡️ 1d20

[stark wyvern]

youre using fucking dark magic here mate

[hearty spruce]

LETS GO

[rain crow]

The Monolith hit another pet dog

[stark wyvern]

holy shit

nyx's goated

[ocean cedar]

you can always change the ost to Big iron and you get a 10+ bonus

[ocean cedar]

shush.

[stark wyvern]

you dirty wizard!

[rain crow]

Oh yeah one of the Monolith solidiers drops like a rock

[stark wyvern]

burn him! i shout to the monolith squad, still at my cover

[hearty spruce]

🎵 tooo the town of agua friaaaaa rode a stranger one fine daaaaaaay 🎵

[soft folio]

🎲 12

-# d20 ➡️ 1d20

[rain crow]

Why is everyone trying to get the Monolith on their side XD

[ocean cedar]

after seeing that the book actually works, i try to search for a chant or encantation to summon any weapon, hell! even more summons work

[stark wyvern]

they probably have the best gear here

[ocean cedar]

it's the monolith, the boogey man of the zone and honestly, almost everyone is scared shitless

[rain crow]

They don't seem to respond, and cant hear you over the gunfire

[ocean cedar]

since eldritch actual exist on here

[stark wyvern]

fah

[hearty spruce]

"Eggheads! Seize the book! It's anomalous!"

[soft folio]

🎲 18

-# 20 ➡️ 1d20

[rain crow]

gonna need checks from both of you

[ocean cedar]

"wha- OH SHIT-"

[soft folio]

🎲 5

-# d20 ➡️ 1d20

🎲 12

-# 20 ➡️ 1d20

[stark wyvern]

🔥

[ocean cedar]

okay let's go

[rain crow]

You find a chant that allows you to summon Siderovich

[gloomy light]

[dusk vessel]

i take a shot at the eggheads from 100m away with my broken tokarev

[soft folio]

🎲 16

-# 20 ➡️ 1d20

[rain crow]

Uhhh

[ocean cedar]

siderovich...? i feel something from it? like an... incoming dread or...?

[stark wyvern]

fucking hell there's another guy here

[hearty spruce]

Roll for jam probability

[stark wyvern]

is it my turn yet?

[dusk vessel]

popcorn was empty

[rain crow]

@hearty spruce did you mean the Monolith? The eggheads are already on your side

[dusk vessel]

sure

[soft folio]

🎲 16

-# 20 ➡️ 1d20

[dusk vessel]

it fires

and hits

[rain crow]

roll to hit now

[dusk vessel]

one egghead down

[stark wyvern]

he rolled a 16

eariler

[dusk vessel]

already did

[ocean cedar]

*butcher watching this going on from the hangar going: what the fuc-

[rain crow]

oh damn

[hearty spruce]

Nah, I'm ordering the Ecos to go for the book that's summoning all the monolith

[dusk vessel]

each time i gotta shoot , i have to pass the check twice

[stark wyvern]

"You know what?"

[rain crow]

yeah you hit an Ecologist, but they're fully focused on getting the book now

[ocean cedar]

uhhhhh

[stark wyvern]

i attempt to throw my second and last basic poison bottle at @ocean cedar, from like 30m away

[soft folio]

🎲 6

-# d20 ➡️ 1d20

[rain crow]

Its wuh's turn now

[stark wyvern]

i fucking horribly miss

[dusk vessel]

you partially splash yourself

[hearty spruce]

Can you do anything

[rain crow]

You completely miss

[stark wyvern]

the Gods have rigged it for me!

[rain crow]

So bad that the Monolith laugh at you

No u

Its your turn again

[stark wyvern]

i get the humilhated debuff

[ocean cedar]

"uhhhh" i say as i watch the marching squad of the eco's to my location. with that i summon Even more monolith to my aid

[stark wyvern]

-1 to wisdom checks

[soft folio]

🎲 4

-# 20 ➡️ 1d20

[ocean cedar]

shit

[hearty spruce]

uh oh

[rain crow]

you need a long rest first

[dusk vessel]

i shoot at the eggheads once again in an effort to get the guy who has the book

[stark wyvern]

imagine if he just summons a pack of hungry chimeras

[rain crow]

But you accidentally summon more ecologists

[soft folio]

🎲 9

-# 20 ➡️ 1d20

[ocean cedar]

[dusk vessel]

it jam,s

[ocean cedar]

uhhh... can i make a quick action?

[rain crow]

I like how unhinged and off the rails it gets

[rain crow]

I'll allow it

[little light]

is this still stalker

[stark wyvern]

perhaps...

[dusk vessel]

it is

[rain crow]

I mean

[stark wyvern]

i still have a spoon left on my inventory

[rain crow]

besides the necronomican yeah

[rain crow]

indeed

[stark wyvern]

is there, perhaps, a sharp rock nearby? i have a funny idea

[rain crow]

oh shit

[stark wyvern]

perception check

[little light]

if things go south all blame @ocean cedar

[rain crow]

I know where this is going

[soft folio]

🎲 13

-# d20 ➡️ 1d20

[dusk vessel]

ay

[stark wyvern]

better than my past rolls

i'll take it

[rain crow]

Yes, theres a rock beside you

[stark wyvern]

a barely sharp rock

but enough

[rain crow]

@hearty spruce your turn

Wait

no u was making a quick action

[stark wyvern]

why did it get really quiet for a sec

lmfao

[ocean cedar]

i say to the new eco's that just spawned:" HEY! YOU GUYS! If you kill that squad of eco's, uhh... "i-i will summon 5 BUBBLE"

[soft folio]

🎲 11

-# d20 ➡️ 1d20

[rain crow]

so theyre both ecos, so you need a really good charisma save

[dusk vessel]

im just a renegade hobo hoping to sell that book

[ocean cedar]

i got 11

[rain crow]

They dont care about your magic words

[hearty spruce]

Can I loot the monolith I killed for a bigger gun?

[rain crow]

yes but if you do, theyre gonna shoot at you

[stark wyvern]

im a random rookie bandit that accidentally walked into this mess because he thought he saw a shiny mama's beads on a rock nearby

[dusk vessel]

thats what im saying

[rain crow]

at this point im more concerned how this is gonna end

[ocean cedar]

how a psyker feels when they fight an anti psyke squadron of astartes:

[hearty spruce]

Fuck it yeah I'll go for it

[soft folio]

🎲 7

-# 20 ➡️ 1d20

[hearty spruce]

shit

[rain crow]

Anatoly has been staring at me the whole time lmao

[dusk vessel]

roll for the shooting?

[stark wyvern]

some guy its gonna roll a nat20 on some bullshit and i dunno cause a blackhole to kill us all

[rain crow]

You find a doctors sausage

[ocean cedar]

prob me or some

[stark wyvern]

i wouldnt be surprised

[hearty spruce]

dinner acquired

[stark wyvern]

with the dark magic you'vee been doing

goddamn sorcerer

[rain crow]

the monolith takes a shot

[stark wyvern]

who turn is it again

[soft folio]

🎲 17

-# 20 ➡️ 1d20

[dusk vessel]

nynx still

im after you i think

[soft folio]

🎲 4

-# </roll:1025761784692490315> ➡️ 1d6

[hearty spruce]

Aw shit

I might be dead

[stark wyvern]

i think its me > nyx > no u > kilian

[rain crow]

The round hits you in the chest and you lose an HP, you also get knocked to the ground

[dusk vessel]

works

[dusk vessel]

mustve brought good armour

[rain crow]

no u and then Kilian gets another chance

[dusk vessel]

im here with a baclava and a redline leather jacket

[rain crow]

Oh, he's bleeding out

[dusk vessel]

still

[hearty spruce]

Damn AP rounds

[stark wyvern]

oh fuck i forgot

the grenade is making me bleed out

[hearty spruce]

fully missing one foot

[rain crow]

no u

[stark wyvern]

lacking a few toes but no biggie

[rain crow]

your chance to finish the fight

[ocean cedar]

oi! dm. can i summon a chimera from the book? i got an devilish ideia

[stark wyvern]

oh god.

i predicted this

[rain crow]

I love it becuase the ALife system is working

[stark wyvern]

i knew he would try to summon a pack of hungry chimeras

[rain crow]

All these random ass stalkers showed up

[rain crow]

Two rolls

[ocean cedar]

grok watching this shit:

[dusk vessel]

yem

[rain crow]

One to find the proper chant

another to do it

[stark wyvern]

he's def adding this on 0.9.6

[ocean cedar]

bet

BIG NUMBERS

[soft folio]

🎲 1

-# 20 ➡️ 1d20

[ocean cedar]

FUCK

][

[stark wyvern]

[dusk vessel]

LMAO

[hearty spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-gif-24533171

[rain crow]

Sooo you find the wrong chant

[hearty spruce]

UH OH

[rain crow]

Now roll to do it

[stark wyvern]

critical fucking failure

it would be so funny

[hearty spruce]

pleaes fucking nat 20 this

[stark wyvern]

if he rolled a 1 again

[livid niche]

https://tenor.com/view/gunna-writing-writing-fire-writing-ass-writing-shit-gif-16774996144628216347

[hearty spruce]

please fucking ace this nat 1 chant

[stark wyvern]

and summons fucking Lucifer to murder us all

[ocean cedar]

what... do i spawn... better not be a strong bloodsucker from CS, otherwise i am FUCKED

[soft folio]

🎲 7

-# 20 ➡️ 1d20

[rain crow]

Well

[stark wyvern]

try to guess

[rain crow]

Well

You fuck up the chant

[hearty spruce]

It's a Stalker 2 bloodsucker

[ocean cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/alucard-hellsing-gun-gif-1963402402547728497

[rain crow]

and the wrong chant

[stark wyvern]

youre a really bad wizard gah damn

[gritty wasp]

psudogiants sure love me man with how many pelts theyve given me but not chimeras

[ocean cedar]

if i summon him we are dead

[rain crow]

Strelok appears

[ocean cedar]

A-

[stark wyvern]

STRELOK?

[ocean cedar]

...

[hearty spruce]

[stark wyvern]

the marked one himself?

[hearty spruce]

I play dead

[dusk vessel]

i take advantage of the chaos, run at no u with my redline leather jacket and try to grab the book

[stark wyvern]

i start fucking praying for Strelok to be chill with me

[soft folio]

🎲 9

-# 20 ➡️ 1d20

[dusk vessel]

i trip and fall halfway there

[stark wyvern]

and one of the ecologists laugh at you

[rain crow]

You cover the majority of the distance, but dont get all the way

[rain crow]

lmao wasnt THAT bad of a roll

[stark wyvern]

"look at that fucking dumbass bandit lmfaoooooo"

[ocean cedar]

i keep quiet.
i play fucking dead belly down

praying to whatever deity there is that strelok doesn't find me

[rain crow]

Streloks turn

[ocean cedar]

he rolls a 100

[dusk vessel]

i did kill one of them

they must not have liked that guy

[stark wyvern]

5 nat20s in a row

[hearty spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gulp-cat-cute-cat-talking-talking-cat-gif-12125349772742836623

[stark wyvern]

and just guns us all down

[ocean cedar]

A-

[soft folio]

🎲 18

-# 20 ➡️ 1d20

[ocean cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-george-meme-shock-no-gif-6106505422079660447

[stark wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/sticker-yung-joc-crying-meme-man-crying-meme-thebeyonderrrr-gif-828328460466032722

[rain crow]

He shoots two Monolith solidiers with his PM

and they drop

[stark wyvern]

3 monolith dead

yay

[ocean cedar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/524246444560089099/1500219818362798110/GIF_20260416_201716_554.gif

[rain crow]

I think its wuh's turn now

[stark wyvern]

lemme think

[dusk vessel]

it is

[ocean cedar]

i got... an stupid ideia.

i just need luck

time to chant some tzeentch shit

[rain crow]

oh wtf could it be this time

[stark wyvern]

i start praying again for our great lord Sidorovich to make strelok friendly to me
(i was gonna sharpen my spoon but that's for later)

[ocean cedar]

do a funny

[stark wyvern]

wisdom check

[rain crow]

bro keeps using the book, I would give up at this point

[soft folio]

🎲 9

-# d20 ➡️ 1d20

[stark wyvern]

fuck

[rain crow]

aren't you literally a bandit

[ocean cedar]

no no, not the book

[stark wyvern]

perhaps

but i mean shii its sidorovich

he's the god of the zone no?

[ocean cedar]

either this will work or i spontaneously combust

[rain crow]

yeah, Strelok hasnt seen you yet because you're in cover

[stark wyvern]

i bet he would be willing to help me out in exchange for a bit of cash

[ocean cedar]

zone's messiah

[rain crow]

Siderovich goes

"Marked one, what the hell"

alright

[stark wyvern]

im just making sure that he's friendly to me before doing smt funny

[rain crow]

@hearty spruce

[stark wyvern]

so i dont get blasted

[hearty spruce]

I'd like to discreetly heal myself using the last charge of my AI-2, and keep playing dead

[rain crow]

He's neutral at the moment, but not on your side

[stark wyvern]

hmm...

[soft folio]

🎲 9

-# 20 ➡️ 1d20

[rain crow]

I'm gonna need that dex check

[stark wyvern]

i just got a crazy idea

a diabolical idea

[hearty spruce]

Man I'm so fucked

[rain crow]

You heal yourself, but they see you do it

[stark wyvern]

"HEY! HE'S ALIVE!"

[ocean cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/darjeeiingg-roblox-girl-turning-head-gif-26653355

[rain crow]

@ocean cedar and then Kilian

[hearty spruce]

"....sausage?"

[ocean cedar]

bet

uhh

i get up

[stark wyvern]

dex check

im just kidding

[ocean cedar]

and try to hyptonotize strelok himself

using this

method

[rain crow]

roll a dex check to breath lmao

[rain crow]

what the actual hell are you on about lmao

[ocean cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-peabody-hypnotize-gif-18017563854157472082

[dusk vessel]

thats gonna need to be a +15 or higher

[stark wyvern]

dex check to move my legs to a running position

[rain crow]

okay okay

roll

[ocean cedar]

either this work or i die. 50/50

[rain crow]

I wanna see this

[soft folio]

🎲 20

-# 20 ➡️ 1d20

[stark wyvern]

bro

[ocean cedar]

OH MYF OG=UJ

[dusk vessel]

bruh

[rain crow]

WHAT

[stark wyvern]

??????????????????????

[gloomy light]

[stark wyvern]

i swear to god nat20s only happens on bullshit

[rain crow]

Strelok mistakes you for another Loner

And decides he needs to help you

[vestal bluff]

We can gamble here?

[rain crow]

thats how it goes tbh

[vestal bluff]

Hell yeah

[ocean cedar]

dnd type shit

[vestal bluff]

How do I gamble

[rain crow]

Kilian

[dusk vessel]

i cheeky breeky sneak up on a hypnotiesed strelok and magdump him with my broken tokarev

[vestal bluff]

Thats all I care about

[stark wyvern]

just normal DnD activity

[soft folio]

🎲 15

-# 20 ➡️ 1d20

[rain crow]

Alright thats gonna be two checks

[ocean cedar]

roll 6 d20's in a roll

[dusk vessel]

it didnt jam

[rain crow]

gun is okay

[dusk vessel]

now if i hit

[stark wyvern]

fuck i was gonna do that

[soft folio]

🎲 21

-# 120 ➡️ 1d120

[stark wyvern]

i was gonna sharpen my spoon then charge at strelok

[vestal bluff]

Fuck

[soft folio]

🎲 13

-# 20 ➡️ 1d20

[vestal bluff]

We run it back

[dusk vessel]

it HITS

next shot

i need 3

[soft folio]

🎲 117

-# 120 ➡️ 1d120

[vestal bluff]

FUCK YEAH

[soft folio]

🎲 9

-# 20 ➡️ 1d20

[rain crow]

It hits!

[vestal bluff]

THIS IS WHY WE GAMBLE

[rain crow]

The second one misses

[ocean cedar]

chant the words

[stark wyvern]

117/120

[soft folio]

🎲 19

-# 20 ➡️ 1d20

[ocean cedar]

BIG MONEY

[stark wyvern]

JACKPOTTTTTTT

[dusk vessel]

it hits the head

[vestal bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/wow-meme-gif-25742319

[rain crow]

Strelok falls to the ground like a little bitch

[dusk vessel]

he got caught lacking

[stark wyvern]

my turn now?

[ocean cedar]

oh shit

[dusk vessel]

can i loot his pockets

[vestal bluff]

RUN IT!

[dusk vessel]

next turn..

[ocean cedar]

my turn

[dusk vessel]

i got a gun dont try anything stupid

[rain crow]

but you find out he's not actually Strelok, but the guy from the E3 trailer they put a wig on so people wouldn't know he was in the game

[rain crow]

yes

alright

Wuh

Your turn

[vestal bluff]

Wuh roll

[stark wyvern]

i attempt to sharpen my spoon with the sharp rock i got earlier

what roll is that exactly???

[rain crow]

gonna need a strength roll

[livid niche]

bruh i havent even cleared MM/BS yet

[rain crow]

I wanna see a 10 or higher

[livid niche]

fucking MIRACLE find

[soft folio]

🎲 8

-# d20 ➡️ 1d20

[ocean cedar]

bitch i summoned 4 monoliths on a whim you are either utterly petrified or else

[dusk vessel]

hes becoming too powerful

[stark wyvern]

oh my fucking god bro

[vestal bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/ricolino-scolari-gif-12061360726599077047

Ill roll for you

trust

[dusk vessel]

i like your words funny man

[soft folio]

🎲 10

-# 20 ➡️ 1d20

[vestal bluff]

YEAH

[stark wyvern]

i only had a dagger and basic poison to work with, and i already lost those two lmfao

[vestal bluff]

IM THE GREATEST GAMBLER TO EVER LIVE

[stark wyvern]

its that valid, DM?

[rain crow]

You sharpen it a little bit, but it will need another turn

[low cedar]

We should retake Constantinople. We have the numbers.

[stark wyvern]

olaky okay better than nothing

[rain crow]

Alright

Nyx

[stark wyvern]

its moving considered a action? or just wasting your movement points (or whatever it is i forgot about it)

[vestal bluff]

Better be

[rain crow]

You can use your full movement

[ocean cedar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1029824156289732649/1502322617305137332/we_thank_you_oh_monolith.gif

let the schizos talk

[stark wyvern]

fuck it we ball ig

[vestal bluff]

Weed made me schizo

[stark wyvern]

i slowly move closer to @ocean cedar

[hearty spruce]

I'd like to take advantage of the commotion with "Strelok" dying and hightail it to the nearest Teleporter anomaly

[stark wyvern]

still a bit far but not too far

[rain crow]

You're about halfway to him, but in the open now

[stark wyvern]

let em shoot me

i'l ltank it

[vestal bluff]

Why are we playing dnd on stalker chat

[rain crow]

Need a dex check I believe

For you to escape

[stark wyvern]

just to laugh

[ocean cedar]

why not

[soft folio]

🎲 5

-# 20 ➡️ 1d20

[dusk vessel]

lets work together

[stark wyvern]

why not?

[dusk vessel]

renegade and bandit team

[little light]

let them

[hearty spruce]

my leg is broken

[little light]

i wanna watch this

[stark wyvern]

fuck yeah 🤝

[rain crow]

you trip

[stark wyvern]

new party member

[vestal bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/okay-sounds-good-jim-halpert-the-office-good-point-gif-24321852

[little light]

when it eventually crumbles

[rain crow]

I'm waiting for someone to die tbh

[dusk vessel]

my gun is shit but i got the heart of the dice

[vestal bluff]

Imma roll a D1000 and if I get 800 or higher I'll go bet 50 on red

[little light]

im waiting for a mod to get on

[vestal bluff]

fuck yourself

[stark wyvern]

can you even roll a d1000

lmfao

[hearty spruce]

/r d1000+800

[soft folio]

🎲 412

-# 999 ➡️ 1d999

[vestal bluff]

FUCK

[rain crow]

I'm amazed this hasn't happened yet

[stark wyvern]

i am surprised

[ocean cedar]

my turn?

[hearty spruce]

Time for 50 on Black

[rain crow]

I woudlnt even be mad at this point

[vestal bluff]

[rain crow]

yes

[ocean cedar]

ope! skom just wen online

[rain crow]

Then Kilian gets a chance to end this

[ocean cedar]

we got: 10 minutes max

[stark wyvern]

i wouldnt be surprised if there's a mod just watching us

lets wrap this up quickly, gentlemen

[little light]

how about I just tag dry

[rain crow]

no u this is probably your last chance XD

[vestal bluff]

We run it

[ocean cedar]

dry be like: "dawg, look at the shit happening at #╓☢stalker-chat "

[stark wyvern]

do not fuck this up no u

[hearty spruce]

I offer my Doctor's Sausage as a peace offering to leave peacefully

[rain crow]

To be fair, it is kinda Stalker related to some degree

[ocean cedar]

i try to loot the pm that "strelok" used to kill the 3 monoliths in a row

[stark wyvern]

please dont summon a pack of bloodsuckers

[rain crow]

I'm trying to stay semi on topic

[dusk vessel]

it is on topic

[stark wyvern]

technically

[vestal bluff]

Strelok sold me fent

[rain crow]

uhh a small dex check plz

this will be a bonus action

[soft folio]

🎲 20

-# 20 ➡️ 1d20

[rain crow]

wtf

[ocean cedar]

FUCKIN' BALLIN'

[stark wyvern]

holy fuck

nat20 again

[little light]

WOAH

[vestal bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/letgo-lets-goooo-pickles-lets-go-excited-gif-13808708

[dusk vessel]

NOOOOO

[stark wyvern]

no u should be renamed to no failures

[rain crow]

You find the Heart of The Oasis in his pocket and another grenade

[stark wyvern]

with those critical succuesses

[vestal bluff]

Nat20 makes me cum

[dusk vessel]

i was gonna grab that lmaoo

[ocean cedar]

either i am going dying tomorrow or grok is influencing my rolls

[harsh sandal]

[rain crow]

Alright

[vestal bluff]

Its big yahu

Big Ben himself

[rain crow]

no u

[dusk vessel]

2v1 him we got this

[ocean cedar]

since i got a nat 20 , does it mean i get a bonus action?

[vestal bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/epstein-jeffrey-epstein-ethan-gif-13575813581334004253

[stark wyvern]

gang up on his ass

[rain crow]

Well the looting was a bonus action

[ocean cedar]

shut up! i am about to fight

[rain crow]

Then Kilian gets to go

[ocean cedar]

soo it is me again?

[rain crow]

So use your main action

[ocean cedar]

bet

[soft folio]

🎲 2

-# 20 ➡️ 1d20

[ocean cedar]

fuck

[stark wyvern]

damn

[ocean cedar]

the THING JAMS!

[stark wyvern]

20 to 2

[vestal bluff]

Lemme load my gamma save I have a shitload of fent to roll on if I OD or not

[stark wyvern]

youre missing a 0 there bro

[rain crow]

the grenade pin accidentally gets pulled, so roll me a dex check

[vestal bluff]

I mean I have ALOT of fent

[stark wyvern]

it almost breaks apart

[ocean cedar]

my luck went to find scraps

[vestal bluff]

Strelok sold me all the fent

[ocean cedar]

everyone?

[vestal bluff]

I get my za from sido

[rain crow]

just you

[ocean cedar]

ah