🥘food

[drowsy root]

I'll try to keep 1 pack per day max

[pliant chasm]

Ooh. It's like 30 cents over here.

Mie goreng i always add a fried egg. For the soup ones i like to add cabbage

We've mastered the art of msg :)

@drowsy root if you ever find the default ones like this, try them. I think they taste the best

Like half done fried egg and i pop the yolk on top of the noodles

[loud nymph]

https://redhousespice.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/chinese-pickled-chili-garlic-sauce-6.jpg i love adding this to indomie

idk if any of you guys have tried this one but its pretty damn good too for a dry noodle!

https://img06.weeecdn.com/description/image/768/759/7FE30B1D143E7858.png!c750x0.auto

its like a instant noodle spaghetti! 😄

[naive rapids]

Today i offer you my secret enchilada recipe, tomorrow? who knows

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1120953108231618612/IMG_3781.jpg

this could be you! ^

(You will be baked soon)

[neat fog]

Fresh Strawberries with fresh milk go very well together

[naive rapids]

i cooka da pizza

@merry glade

Top pizza had Mushroom slices, olives, pepperoni (double stacked) capsicum
bottom pizza had finely diced anchovies, teqilla jalapeno slices, pulled pork

Mum voted my pizza was better than dads (mine is the spicy one)

[naive rapids]

Okay so just ate some of my pizza and now have an ego because

1. It is the best pizza i've ever tasted in my life
2. I made it

uh oh

[naive rapids]

Looks beautiful

[merry glade]

Your dad have good taste but good work to both

[naive rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/yippee-happy-celebration-joy-confetti-gif-25557730

[pliant chasm]

I add my own sambal. Just simple chili, tomato, garlic and oil

[pliant chasm]

Shiiiiiit. That's so good

[proven halo]

Example of a stuff crust. https://youtube.com/shorts/KcbdHrI75iQ?feature=share

[sharp nexus]

You live upto your name mate
Looks delish

[rapid spire]

i am back with more filipino food

[naive rapids]

People in the Philippines when Puto: 😊
People in Brasil when Puto: 💀

[burnt shore]

Fuck man eating around 2760 calories a day for bulk

It’s so hard

Been eating tons and tons of spaghetti

And greeko

[rapid spire]

Putong Puti

say that to a pinoy and they'll want some of this

say that to a latino and they'll probably try to murder you

[languid mesa]

dot is mega cook yo

im also making blins

[neat fog]

Blin good

[languid mesa]

yes

[neat fog]

Baton blin also good

[minor nymph]

Halušky good.

[rapid spire]

https://tenor.com/view/spring-rolls-gif-25324241

[wicked plume]

is bro really bricked up in that photo????????

it's half the photo

[wicked plume]

I did look at the food

[proven halo]

For a second I thought they were eating the wrapper.

[full tulip]

Me and the boys did Operation Soda Steal.

It tastes like victory.

[vernal crescent]

huh???

[minor dawn]

that about sums it up

[vernal crescent]

Oh nice

[winged oracle]

Ah the classic

[covert sentinel]

Hell yeah, Baja blast?

[full tulip]

You know it!

[covert sentinel]

Fuck yeah

[vernal crescent]

I can literally taste that

[night rain]

sosig

[pliant chasm]

Chicken congee with chicken skin and intestines skewers

[dawn pier]

https://fxtwitter.com/cnni/status/1672786468811546630?s=46&t=xqeqFjv00zpLBWGPz2VATA

[dawn pier]

My brudda

Suck and dispose

[warped coyote]

Chinese Dentists in demand

[dawn pier]

https://tenor.com/view/goron-zelda-key-eat-rock-hot-gif-16897462

[proven halo]

That's some good af looking rice.

[dawn pier]

https://vm.vxtiktok.com/ZM2P85jRn/

[jade sage]

Poutine

[dawn pier]

Hell yeah

[small glade]

😎

[proven halo]

Thats gonna be something good, I can tell.

[proven halo]

How was the broccoli prepared?

[proven halo]

Good. Good.

[pliant chasm]

Damn bro. I love salmon

[pliant chasm]

Whoa that's the prettiest food I've seen all week

[onyx rune]

I may lack proper glass for this.
But i can finally make cocktails myself

[jade sage]

Gimme

[proven halo]

It looks like it's almost entirely foam

[onyx rune]

Only the top is foam

[proven halo]

I have no alcohol experience other than having a hard cider occasionally.

[onyx rune]

Im currently off the hard cider

Had one too many experiences with picking up cans that were near or past their expiration date

Smell and taste of a nail polish

[proven halo]

I got bottles from "angry orchard."

[proven halo]

I like the sweetness.

I prefer adult juice cause I'm not a big drinker.

[nimble pendant]

had a nice thatchers blood orange cider & koppaberg strawberry and lime recently

[drowsy root]

nice pie

[vernal crescent]

yay

[vernal crescent]

holy shit gimme sum

[drifting idol]

Come to Batumi
50 GEL for a whole pie

[proven halo]

Made me an American classic: shit on a shingle

[unreal plank]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hS-FdgxMIc

[pliant chasm]

Would a raw, bit bloody cow foot be considered food here?

I got it off butcher and cooked and ate it. But i forgot to take pic of the actual cooking

Cow foot soup

[jade sage]

Let’s see it

[pliant chasm]

That was for free btw

[proven halo]

That's bloody?

[pliant chasm]

They asked me if I want a foot, I said sure

[pliant chasm]

A bit

I didn't know how to do that. Ended up paying someone else to skin and chop it

It was Eid, we were all giving out meat from the slaughter

Awww man, hunted animal meat must be the best

I wish I could have venison

[merry glade]

Wait really?

[winged oracle]

Food crime

I halved my spaghettie

[covert sentinel]

Why

[winged oracle]

Cause i can

[winged oracle]

Im German i love my Sausage

[dull snow]

ist das currywurst ?

[winged oracle]

YEP

Real Currywurst not Bratcurry

[dull snow]

es ist sehr lecker

[winged oracle]

My GF had this

[pliant chasm]

Damn that looks good

Tried making steak. I think this is too raw

I ate it with ketchup

[jade sage]

that looks like a sin but props for trying

[teal rose]

[wicked plume]

what the fuck cunt

it's still mooing

fr

[pliant chasm]

Fuck off cunt. Calling me cunt just for trying to cook myself a meal

[winged oracle]

Thats more raw than my cats at home

[pliant chasm]

Yea i seared them some more

It didn't taste like blood though, just chewy

[winged oracle]

I hope it wasnt an expensive piece of meat

[pliant chasm]

It was 4$ lol

[winged oracle]

Because even a bloody steak is more done than that

[wicked plume]

mf im australian

i call everyone cunt

smh

dont cook your steak raw

smh

https://tenor.com/view/peace-out-gif-22295199

[winged oracle]

Upside down country

[pliant chasm]

I mean, steak tartare is literally just chopped up raw meat and that doesn't have blood

[winged oracle]

You call people tnuc

[winged oracle]

Shall i introduce you to Mett?

[pliant chasm]

Who

[winged oracle]

I bet in your country people think they die when they eat it xD

[wicked plume]

ɥɯs ʇunɔ ǝldoǝd llɐɔ ᴉ ou

[pliant chasm]

It looks like canned corned beef. Doesn't look that bad

[winged oracle]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mett

[winged oracle]

Canned corned beef? Wtf did you google

[wicked plume]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-spongebob-meme-huh-stare-fish-gif-22728683

[pliant chasm]

Does this not look like mett

[winged oracle]

Thats disgusting

No

[pliant chasm]

That's exactly what mett looks like lmao

[winged oracle]

Mett is just minced meat

Wtf is wrong with you

[winged oracle]

Dont argue,we saw your steak

[pliant chasm]

Fucking same lmao

[winged oracle]

Lol nah

[pliant chasm]

Yes they are. And I bet the corned beef has actual flavor

[winged oracle]

Mett has a flavour

Thing just is dont try ot wherever you live with minced meat

Cause it will kill you

[pliant chasm]

Could you repeat that?

[winged oracle]

Its specialy prepared minced meat so you can eat raw

[winged oracle]

Dont try it with some 0815 minced meat cause they dont make it in your country so that it can be eaten raw

Food poisioning aint fun

[wicked plume]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-spongebob-meme-huh-stare-fish-gif-22728683

[pliant chasm]

I just had diarrhea for 3 days now

[wicked plume]

mf was still mooing

[winged oracle]

I can guess why

[wicked plume]

[pliant chasm]

Excessive stomach acid due to chronic stress

[winged oracle]

I get heartburn from that

[pliant chasm]

Do it long enough and with even higher stress than normal and you might just be like me :)

[winged oracle]

I rather not,half my life is already over

I rather improve my cooking further

[pliant chasm]

Has nothing to do with cooking lol. I just got a lot of poopoo to deal with

But yeah, avoid too much stress

[winged oracle]

That was related to your steak

Also better food,better health,more happiness,less stress etc etc etc

Learning to cook and getting a new job definetly improved my life over the last year

[drifting idol]

Cookie crumbs base is not the best I think

[frozen spire]

Ofcourse it isn't the best thing

[proven halo]

Does it taste good?

[drifting idol]

Yeah and coffeeshop owners liked it so I have opportunity to supply pastry to them

[neat fog]

Flesh ribs for dinner

[nimble pendant]

Long pig never looked so good

[neat fog]

Barkeep has outdone himself

[neat fog]

Military ration looking ass

[night rain]

that's a kaki

[winged oracle]

Ne quitte is das

i see

[night rain]

one of my absolutely favourite fruits

[solid kindle]

it actually tastes like chinese food

[drowsy root]

did i hear ribs?

[solid kindle]

oh man

[daring talon]

loaf of meat

i made it for grampa :3

also y’all better post your mf recipes cause i wanna make some of this

[winged oracle]

Square of meat

[solid kindle]

that bun looks amazing by itself

[solid kindle]

not pretty but i bet it gets the job done. half of that tray and a couple beers, id be in at least a 10 hour food coma

[covert sentinel]

How much did you pay?

[winged oracle]

Probably to much for to less

[winged oracle]

Kiwi spaghettie ice and mine was chocolate,Toffee licore with Toffifee and whiped cream

15€

Do i look rich to you

[patent sparrow]

Fried potatoes with bacon, onions and garlic

Also beer

[covert sentinel]

15€ for ice cream? Yes you do

[sharp flame]

Around $820 cad for the whole group

[covert sentinel]

Restaurant owner laughing to the bank

[sharp flame]

xd was a good meal though

Although when you’ve had 3 drinks I guess everything is a good meal lmao

[sharp flame]

3

Indeed they were. 1 bottle of whiskey was 160, then some other random cocktails

[pliant chasm]

Damn

Makes me thankful that I never drink alcohol

[neat fog]

It's 24 euro for 700ml in a store

[pliant chasm]

24 euro saved for me hehehe

[winged oracle]

One bottle of Whiskey + one Coca cola 1L 50€

in the shop you get the Coke for 1,25€ and the Whiskey for 12€

i was mad pissed when she wanted those 50 bucks

[warped coyote]

Thats tourist spots and restaurants. They make bank on convenience and spontaniety

[winged oracle]

As usual.

I rather go to the bar next door where i get overpriced cocktails but i get fancy drunk with style at least

And the food is better

[drowsy root]

garlicky bread

[night rain]

i guess it's garlicking good

[twilit saddle]

average slavic meal

[naive rapids]

making some chicken kievs, chippies and corn for my mum tonight

since she's brittish she insits on having a "chip butty"

which is a piece of bread with butter on it which she shall put her chips into and fold it

i always thought it was a "chip buddy"

[night rain]

and i thought you ment pringles

[acoustic stirrup]

Man what I would give for a crate of German beer

[night rain]

you mean krombacher?

or which one?

[acoustic stirrup]

Augustiner Helles for instance

[night rain]

hmmm

lemme look

i think I'm gonna want to try one too now

they look pretty refreshing

[fervent kettle]

Tonight's dinner is American BBQ! 12 hour slow cooked beef brisket, southern style baked beans with bacon and a side of garlic parmesan mashed potatoes and gravy. Delicious!

[patent sparrow]

It's one of the things I never wanna have to miss I grew up with german beer and all other beer just tastes like either water or dirt to me

[acoustic stirrup]

I know that feeling. Checking beers in other countries. And failing one beer after another to find the holy grail

[patent sparrow]

They are also so expensive everwhere else How can I enjoy a beer if it didn't cost like 60 cents for 1l

[acoustic stirrup]

But the issue is: the transport is more expensive than the actual beers

[patent sparrow]

[acoustic stirrup]

I know right

[patent sparrow]

The ultimate struggle hahaha

[acoustic stirrup]

Sometimes I find good beers at 3.20€ for 33cl

[patent sparrow]

[acoustic stirrup]

I’m like: bitch that’s the price of a decent red wine bottle

[patent sparrow]

You almost feel guilty for drinking it lmao

[acoustic stirrup]

Especially in France

[patent sparrow]

In northern Italy you can actually get good wine for that price, it is amazing haha

[patent sparrow]

Fair, there too I can imgaine haha

[acoustic stirrup]

For 7€ you have a very good bottle

Be it white or red

And for 5€ you have a good bottle of Rosé from Corsica

[patent sparrow]

It's already double that in that germany

[acoustic stirrup]

Meanwhile French brewers sell good beers at 2€ minimum per bottle

[acoustic stirrup]

Eh wine in Germany, no thanks

[drifting idol]

Appl and cinnamon pie

[hoary sinew]

barley with mushrooms in a creamy sauce

[proven halo]

Before me stood the gates of hell. In my hubris, I kicked them open, only to burn in the divine torture of my own sin. Broken, yet beholden to it's grand design.

In laymen's terms: the spicyness beat me senseless but was really damn good.

[night rain]

happy to hear that you didn't burn to death

[proven halo]

My first time making home made hotdogs. Didn't have enough oil sadly.

The recipie is from binging with babish

[drifting idol]

Pirozhki

[unique totem]

bruh

[orchid flume]

Looks interesting and yummy, looks a lot like "Kibinai" from Lithuania, but I figure it's not that.

[hoary sinew]

Kukuruza 🙂

• cheese

[drifting idol]

Well that's some pies with braised cabbage and some with eggs and leek
Dough is yeast based and pies covered in whipped egg for that brown color

[lament brook]

Well well well look what i found in the zone time to flush the rads away

Also my first Taste of ukranian Beer Hope Its good xd

any ukranians here? would appreciate if you told me if this one is one of the top shelf beers or like some mid tier beer xD

[hoary sinew]

Hehe beer of my school age

[lament brook]

huh?

[dark mural]

I personally recommend Teteriv "Хмільна Вишня", you should really try it

Also Obolon' is low tier for me, avarage bottled acid beer

[drifting idol]

God I love this pasta
Takes like 30 minutes to make and enough for 4 servings

[proven halo]

I made soft hardtack basically.

[night rain]

call it "softtack"

please

[rain falcon]

Looks good. Could you share the recipe?

[proven halo]

2 cups of king author whole flour, one half tsp of baking soda, 1 tsp of of baking powder, and 1 1/2 cup of milk.

Edit: I didn't see the reply to the post above my. My bad.

[proven halo]

Galaxy brained idea.

[night rain]

i mean it would be an idea but the choice is up to you, friend

[proven halo]

I forgot to add salt mid baking.

[drifting idol]

500g of sliced chicken breast
2-3 tomatoes
5 garlics
250g of pasta
150g of suluguni Cheese if available

Put pasta in salted boiling water
Roast chicken on oil till reay with seasonings of your preference, I used paprika, salt, pepper and garlic flakes
Set aside from pan
Slice garlic, roast for 2-3 minutes in the roasted chicken oil, add sliced tomatoes after 2-3 minutes add a ladle of pasta water, close, let it stew for some time till tomatoes are more like boiled tomatoes

When pasta is ready, drain it and add to the pan with chicken, mix it, add the cheese, close the lid to let cheese melt and mix again

Ready

[night rain]

holy shit

FOOD

from...germany?

that's fucking nice

[winged oracle]

Im in Germany

Ordered all that Yesterday for like 70 bucks

We got 2 of the Kinder chocolate boxes

Those werent worth the 20 bucks each

The first 2 bags are licorice from Finnland

Belgian seashells were 3 of those in the last box

[night rain]

huh

interesting

i am also in germany

i just don't do that kinda stuff like ordering packages of food

it's a curious thing to do though

[winged oracle]

Its just sweets

[drifting idol]

[proven halo]

Soup

[orchid flume]

Lithuanian cold beet soup with potatoes and dill.

Perfect food to eat at heatwave

[nimble pendant]

made me cum

[proven halo]

Glorious garlic bread.

[slim cradle]

Next time put some onion and cheese on top of it and it will be even more glorious.

[covert sentinel]

Pic of some steaks i made last year

One tomahawk and two ribeyes iirc, pan seared and basted

[neat fog]

zjbys

[onyx rune]

Ngl

I craved for this all day

[onyx rune]

There is

Like, i really make sandwiches

But today i just wanted that

[proven halo]

Bro, is that a granite countertop?

[onyx rune]

"yes"

[proven halo]

Still looks nice.

[nova beacon]

shawarma

[winged oracle]

You mean the rest of it

Self made curry sauce is best

[orchid flume]

DON"T EAT IN THE BED

[orchid flume]

Looks good, I'm hungry.

[proven halo]

Pan frying bread is great. Why didn't I think of this sooner?

[winged oracle]

in some cultures this is normal

French toast

[proven halo]

I have an air fryer, so i defaulted to that because it could function as a super sized toaster

[winged oracle]

Airfrying toast soaked in Garlic oil with stuff and cheese on top

doing it in the pan is better though

[proven halo]

That sounds good. Though for garlic bread i make compound butter.

[nimble pendant]

Of course.

[dark mural]

I think that counts like "food"

[proven halo]

I'm scared that you managed to open that with your gloves.

[dark mural]

immersion

[ashen sandal]

Gardenning gloves : « IMMERSION »

Where do you found this can ?? I am interested

[dark mural]

exclusive for Ukraine and maybe Poland

https://shop.silpo.ua/product/napii-energetychnyi-non-stop-stalker-b-a-syl-g-z-b-929146

[covert sentinel]

The gardening gloves man
why bro

[dark mural]

only had such

[covert sentinel]

Anyway what does it taste like?

I've heard some say watermelon

[dark mural]

they weren't lying, it really taste like watermelon, soft and pleasant

[covert sentinel]

I don't drink soda or energy drinks in any kind, but it sounds pretty good

Big fan of watermelons 🍉

[dark mural]

based, it's very good that you don't drink them
I myself do not like energy drinks, but I took this one purely for memory

[covert sentinel]

Nice, that's fair

[versed mantle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/961428731979771960/1131413397351710740/rn_image_picker_lib_temp_e36513d0-09de-4ab6-9a9e-d8ac2d0152da.jpg?width=506&height=675

[sturdy fable]

Bro why yo damn beans look like shit?

I reached level one cuz i said yo beans look like shit

And they still do fuckin loser

[covert sentinel]

Seriously though, what's up with the beans

[covert sentinel]

The beans look like shit man

those tacos look good though

[winged oracle]

Im sitting here thinking Das sieht aus wie Scheiße Then i realised its Beans

But i bet it was a banger

The salad

[winged oracle]

I bought a Pizza Margharita and ordered it with Sucuk(1,50€+) for 14,00€ in Jumbo if i straight up ordered a Pizza with Salami in Jumbo it would have cost me 16,00€

Fucking German lifehack

[rustic jetty]

ich will ja nichts sagen, aber alles außer der wurst sieht ungenießbar aus

und sucuk ist abartig

und lern mal pizza schneiden

[winged oracle]

Is ja auch ne "teure billig pizza"

Wollte jetzt nich fast 50 Tacken für 2 Pizzen raushauen

Oder für Griechisch

Oder 2 super geile Burger

Is aber genießbar der Shit

[covert sentinel]

Who sliced it

[winged oracle]

Obviously i did

I had the choice of letting my gf cut it in comicly small slices

Me cutting it normaly

Or doing that shit for fun

I choose violence

[covert sentinel]

Unhinged menace

[drowsy root]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1081298112502566932/1131897833683951717/IMG_20230721_133449.jpg

commence pizza posting

[winged oracle]

cut it like i did

that looks more like Flammkuchen

Tarte

[drowsy root]

I have already eaten 3/4 of it

[mystic palm]

Pizza Yum.

[jade sage]

9.5 hour flight and the greatest pasta of my life in a random town near Florence

[nimble pendant]

I hope they offered you cheese

[covert sentinel]

Scammed like a tourist lol

[strange wedge]

what the hell is even that?

[winged oracle]

shitty cut cheap Pizza

[strange wedge]

i hope you won't be my brain surgeon

[winged oracle]

definetly not

except you request me personaly

[bold trout]

bro, is everything okay?

man went straight for the machete

[bold trout]

Food Fight!

[winged oracle]

I dont get why.That bean stuff looked like shit

[nimble pendant]

they were coming for that dudes neck

[prisma prawn]

True! Next time 🙂

[winged oracle]

Theres fucking 50g of Sugar in my 435ml of Milk

And then that obese green politician in Germany says its advertisements fault that our children are obese

Why must be that much sugar in my strawberry milk ?

[drowsy root]

maybe because its strawberry milk?

[winged oracle]

Lel nah

How much sugar do you think is in Strawberries

Its added sugar not the fruit sugar

And it was the expensive shit so nothing with just artificial flavour

Hell that would make it even worse

I bet theres even more in the cheap shit

[winged oracle]

Nah it wasnt.As i explained.Dont know about your country but here everything has to be labled in small detail.Thats the big joke about it.

We even have a rigged thing called nutriscore which tells you how healthy something is

And if theres 50g sugar in milk and it has an A i cant trust that shit

[winged oracle]

America,sweet land of artificial flavour

Where even the bread tastes fake

[rain falcon]

Thank You!

[raw otter]

Swag meal (kotlety)

[nocturne hill]

i fried it

[covert sentinel]

It's really sad how little people actually know about eating healthy

Most people I've talked to don't even know what macros are

[winged oracle]

Macros or Macarons

[proven halo]

Macro is the abbreviation of macronutrient

[winged oracle]

I see now it makes sense

[patent sparrow]

Self made fried food just hits different lol. Fried chicken with fries (sauce separate)

[patent sparrow]

also, this is fucking good, just saying

[raw otter]

It was very good, grandmother's recipe

[patent sparrow]

grandmothers know best

I have a soup recipe from my grandmother as well, it is VERY good haha

[stable oar]

mmmmm kotleti s purehskoi...

[upbeat vessel]

Didn’t know there were chefs in here wth

[raw otter]

I'll have to post my potato pancakes in here when I get the chance to make them again

[patent sparrow]

cooking is easy tbh, doesn't take much to make a great meal

[winged oracle]

It doesnt take much to ruin it either

[drowsy root]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/747359385189089323/1133517744839598272/IMG_20230726_005217.jpg

homemade lemonlime syrup and lemon super juice

whopping 5dl outta one singular lemon jeez

[proven halo]

Naked lemons.

[vernal crescent]

Less gooo

But yeah, might wanna censor the lemons, that's nudity

[upbeat vessel]

What are you going to do with this?

Lemon cake?

Lemon squares?

Lemon aid?

[nimble pendant]

[uncut oracle]

Chocolate cookie?

[bold trout]

Mmm chocolate chip cookie

[drowsy root]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/747359385189089323/1133736826427949176/IMG_20230726_152421.jpg

only real jonnes know

[winged oracle]

Würstchengulasch

Nice

[drowsy root]

eipä ollu

[proven halo]

Creamy mushroom pasta

So much tastier than it looks.

[bold trout]

it always is honestly lol

[patent sparrow]

Chicken in Rahm sauce with fried potatoes

(I put on way more sauce afterwards lol)

it's a thick cream sauce

it's very good

pretty much yeah 😄

Gravy with extra onion flavor

It was

seasoning wise just salt, pepper, smoked paprika, garlic powder and and a bit of mustard as binder

and then the sauce on top of course haha

haha nice, my pleasure

[winged oracle]

EH no

Rahmsauce is not gravy

Gravy is Bratensoße

[winged oracle]

#🎪bruh-fart is over there

[winged oracle]

nah

i keep it my special way.

i hate it when its cooked in the sauce

Especialy later on when i want to reheat it and i cant add water to the sauce and everything gets dryer than my farts.

[nimble pendant]

Chicken Marsala

[nimble pendant]

something so courteous about Ted in the food channel

Ted, if I had a daughter, id let you collect her from the house. Real gentlemen energy. I know you could look me in the eyes and shake my hand and stare proper intentions while we both knew the real debauchery you withhold deep inside for special occasions. Cheers my man

https://tenor.com/view/leonardo-dicaprio-gif-21978755

[covert sentinel]

made steak, again

[winged oracle]

That looks awesome

[nimble pendant]

yummy, and colourful side

[fervent kettle]

Discovered a really good korea mart near my home so I made bibimbap for this week's meal prep 😀

Korean style pickled mushrooms and vegetables, marinated tofu, braised lotus roots, peanuts stewed in soy sauce broth, marinated fishcake and pan-fried string beans on a bed of spiced rice. I didn't intend to make this a mostly vegan dish but I'm happy it turned out that way

[neat fog]

https://tenor.com/view/jesse-pinkman-breaking-bad-jesse-sus-faceapp-gif-23212220

[proven halo]

Hard tack dough

[proven halo]

Cooked hardtack

It's a bit thick, but still tasty.

[orchid flume]

Making burger patties

[winged oracle]

Dont make me hungry 😭

[orchid flume]

Dinner is served. 😋 Rice with soy sauce, beef patties with spices/red onions, and tomato/onion/scourcream salad on the side.

[hoary sinew]

Do you see it, stalkerz?

[patent sparrow]

Made some fried chicken today, it tasted really good but was a bit dry

Also soup that I forgor to post (we need more soup in this channel again)

[patent sparrow]

making hardtack is fucking based btw, my family from my mothers side were all fishers, so I am used to eating hardtack from them 😄 To think that someone would make this willingly, considering how unbelievably dry it is, is staggering hahaha

We used to buy it most of the time, but I remember the taste really well. There is something about this very strong grainy taste that is very appealing, so I guess I can understand it xD

[proven halo]

Glad you think so. I made the portions too thick, so they're actually edible sadly. I'm gonna retry soon to get the fully authentic experience.

[patent sparrow]

Yeah, the thicker it is, the more moisture it holds. It looks really good though!

[drowsy root]

I prefer to make crackers, or just buy em

[patent sparrow]

Normal crackers are actual fairly palpable compared to real hardtack xD My grandpa and me used to eat it a lot together with tea, where you would take a bite and immediatly take a sip of sweet and creamy, black tea. It was actually very nice haha

not the same thing

[drowsy root]

they lack the ✨ homemade ✨ magic

[strong wharf]

The perfect slice

[hoary sinew]

[full plaza]

shit i think i popped one of these while in garbage

not as good as brewed coffee but handy in a pinch

[next dock]

It taste ight.

[drowsy root]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1081298112502566932/1136023482187141200/IMG_20230801_225043.jpg

yum yum

is good

you can microwave diced potatoes in a closed container so you donnt need to boil wa'ah

[covert sentinel]

Man every time I make asian food, I remember how insanely good MSG is

It really is the make shit good seasoning

[covert sentinel]

What kind of idiot thinks MSG is bad

Ohh the bullshit nocebo syndrome

Never understood the dislike for MSG, it's been proved to not do anything in higher amounts

People just can't be grateful that they have the best spice ever invented

[drowsy root]

it was just swapped with yeast extract so it spooks less

basically same shit

[fervent kettle]

I'm home sick with the flu atm, making creamy chicken soup with extra herbs and spices. Will post pics when I'm done

[rapid spire]

i have returned from my hibernation

made some laksa curry w/ chicken last night

longganisa for breakfast this morning

[patent sparrow]

soup is the best flu-food by far, healthy and easy to eat! xD

[warped coyote]

Borsct especially. Beets are life giving.

[winged oracle]

Paprika chilli chicken

[silent blaze]

@fallen hamlet rice, beef strips with veggies and green peperoncino (milder jalapeno) in sweet chili, sriracha and tomato sauce

[fallen hamlet]

I was expecting fried rice for some reason

Looks good nonetheless

[silent blaze]

ooh i should try that sometime

[fallen hamlet]

Shrimp fired rice is great

[silent blaze]

it spicy but not enough to give trouble tomorrow if you know what i mean

[next dock]

chicken feet are best feet

Ye which isn't bad, I mean its just collagen so there is only so much you can do with it. The top right is taro and pork, was probably my favorite thing I've had in a super long time. Nice crispy outside and warm moist inside.

Ye. Collagen.

[rapid spire]

good shit bro

[silent blaze]

@strange wedge

[strange wedge]

are they cooked?

[silent blaze]

But they tasty so its only thing that matter

They are

[strange wedge]

they look like patties

[silent blaze]

Its the mix

[strange wedge]

hmm i want some

[silent blaze]

Its some sort of choco/toffee candy premix

[tulip pumice]

I want to post some too, but mod forbid me

[fallen hamlet]

That looks like a smash burger

[silent blaze]

[fallen hamlet]

It looks so weird

[silent blaze]

its because they arent normal color due to the mix

[fallen hamlet]

Hmmmmmmm

[silent blaze]

its premix with choc/toffee candy

so its turns everything brown

[fallen hamlet]

Sounds good

[silent blaze]

so good, and my fatass even added white choco when mixing it

[fallen hamlet]

Also think I'm going to cook up some of my breakfast sausage tomorrow morning. Fry up some turkey bacon too

[silent blaze]

tbh if i make gingerbread cookies etc on xmas i just bake a full sheet and cut it to squares when baked

[fallen hamlet]

Idk if I'd trust myself to bake ngl

[silent blaze]

i know what you mean by that

[fallen hamlet]

Don't feel like I'd have the talent to do it. I'd probably fuck it up and Make the cookies into cement

[silent blaze]

thats why pre mix is your friend

this one was "just add soft butter"

[fallen hamlet]

Lol

[fallen hamlet]

Don't forget

"Beat it like it owes you money."

Cause damn the things are flat as hell

[silent blaze]

oh they were like actual cookies before oven but then they did dough things in oven

[fallen hamlet]

The dough does a little trolling

[silent blaze]

but they tasty so does anything else matter

they even the perfect softness in the middle

[fallen hamlet]

Nicccccce

[stray saddle]

Didn't take a photo of the results, but cooked Philly cheese steaks for me and friends and smashed a 4 pack of these bad boys

[dull snow]

ooey gooey center

[nimble pendant]

May post new Mett drops soon...

[winged oracle]

oh no

OH NO

[stray saddle]

Stalker breakfast

[nimble pendant]

I have returned.
The people of #🥘food have been starved of my cursed food posts.
Every Tuesday I will Mett-post again.
I even get to make some Mett-Sandwiches for hungry customers professionally at my new Job once in a blue moon If I'm not dicking around In the office room.

[winged oracle]

i will await the curious postings

[onyx rune]

Next thing you know, on the next day
The channel gets locked

[winged oracle]

[drowsy root]

dont use dark soysauce on sweet n sour sauce

becomes so heckerino dark

tastes alright to, gotta find another recipe

[drifting idol]

Maaan how that all together is cheaper than a single big tasty in local McDonald's?

[nimble pendant]

I think this wrap needs some more filling...

||Yes, Mett Monday is now a thing, there will be more posts, this is a threat||

[neat fog]

Egg

[winged oracle]

Oh no

I will turn upside down

[prisma prawn]

Home made ramen

Thank you my guy 🙏

[winged oracle]

Yeah it was good

Didnt taste to sweet or artificial

[bold trout]

Very good

[warped coyote]

PSA: If you ever go to a Japanese restaurant. Plum Sake or Ume-Sake is always a good decision. Its good stuff. Never have been disapointed so far regardless of brand.

Related to that: I took family to a Japanese restaurant so they can try for their first time.
My aunt and mother nearly complained to the staff that the fish was raw

[nova beacon]

love my grandma

[fervent kettle]

What the fuck is Aussie style lemonade

The closest thing I can think of that qualifies would be a shandy

[fervent kettle]

hmm, okay

at least it sounds delicious, which is the important part

what a bizarre way to describe something though

[prisma prawn]

Think it's a lemon squash

Like a solo, if you know what that is

[fervent kettle]

Oh certainly

[winged oracle]

Gonna be cheesecake

[visual cave]

Gotta love cheesecake

[winged oracle]

10 minutes til i gotta get it out

[unreal meadow]

Podravka

I had no idea it was sold in the international market. Like, the label is in english

[stray saddle]

yeah i get it down the very small croatian section at my local supermarket

[unreal meadow]

Dude, I grew up on those cans 😆

Just replace the Vodka with Rakija and that's it lol

[stray saddle]

never heard of Rakija till now, ill have to try it

[unreal meadow]

Balkan moonshine. Very popular here

Ask the people in the small croatian section at the supermarket 🙂

[stray saddle]

supermarkets here in australia dont sell booze, ill look next time in at the bottle shop

[unreal meadow]

Yeah I guess they don't, but if you know anyone from this part of the world they could maybe hook you up

it's basically moonshine made from either grapes, plums, pears, apples or any other fruit that is on hand 🙂

[stray saddle]

that sounds delicious!

[unreal meadow]

It is, but it packs a punch

[unreal meadow]

...also cherries, that one is very popular

They are sold commercially, but everyone here drinks home made Rakija, because a lot of rural areas still make them

[covert sentinel]

Rakija

[hoary sinew]

and no radiation to you, no creatures...

[next dock]

Meat

[jade frost]

I love this place

[drowsy root]

consume the butter of chicken

[dawn pier]

https://x.com/footyscran/status/1690433037207511040?s=46&t=xqeqFjv00zpLBWGPz2VATA

[silent blaze]

some good sammiches

[steady pond]

Hot dayum

[strange wedge]

pineapple pie

[winged oracle]

Thats not a delight to see

[strange wedge]

yeah

yes

but i used a towel

just like Daniela suggested - #🎪bruh-fart message

[bold trout]

[faint sparrow]

[bold trout]

No one shall know

[dull snow]

why

this is like grilled watermelon again

fuck you

[fading zodiac]

Rakia connecting people🇭🇷🇪🇺💪❤️

[covert sentinel]

People how do you like your coffee?

[safe stag]

what

[bold trout]

It has to send me to the toilet for 30 minutes at least

[covert sentinel]

my man

[unreal meadow]

Black, one cube of brown sugar. No milk or creame

It has to be borderline disgusting. Like an old boot cooked in boiling water.
I know that sounds weird, but that's how I like it

Have any of you ever tried this?

[shut yoke]

Thursday at Dorsia

[silent blaze]

Hate's super duper secret spice mix (||its not that super or secret||)
||1 part of paprika powder
1 part of crushed black pepper
1 part of curry
1/2 parts of chicken seasoning powder (pretty much just a chicken premix that has garlic,onion etc)
1/2 parts of cayenne or chili powder

1 part for me is a big bag of spice around 65grams and 1/2 is a smoll bag around 38grams||

i use it on everything that needs spices

[silent blaze]

its very good over all mix

[dull snow]

Yes, salt makes everything taste better

[dull snow]

dark

[neat fog]

I don't

[proven halo]

I present: lobscouse with improvised grog

[nimble pendant]

I’m tryna get the pay me more boss mango coconut slush

sounds pretty bombastic, the cheese ones remind me of bean boozled

[oblique pebble]

my brother in christ that is not cooked

[vernal crescent]

No Time for Annual Leave Mango Cheese Slush

Now that's a menu item and a half

[neon jasper]

This looks like something a rookie loner would eat in cordon

[vernal crescent]

About to bust a nut just looking at this

Why did I cook for tomorrow

How am I supposed to not devour this tonight?

[drowsy root]

calculate calories like I do (im on a diet)

[dull snow]

what are you fucking welsh

[proven halo]

No im @proven halo

[dull snow]

that's not a nationality welsh boy

[proven halo]

And i dont care.

[ocean mortar]

dinner

[inner void]

.

[night rain]

i used to once drink it black with no sugar

actually twice

i do think it still tastes very nice

[silent blaze]

Food,yummy @strange wedge

[strange wedge]

yep, that is food

[hallow tusk]

I was doing once a super-sandwich with my brother
Bread, cutlet, pickles, pig fat and fried egg
We were young and we were satisfied with what we've created

[warm coral]

Average dinner in Yantar

[hoary sinew]

Ice coffee tonic

[dawn pier]

https://youtube.com/shorts/754s8NXhEPY?si=JzNt_0xhnlnyU8Vw

Dat look good

[dawn pier]

https://tenor.com/view/ineedit-needit-spongebob-squarepants-need-it-gif-4883495

[bold trout]

I'm getting a heart attack from just looking at it

[dawn pier]

American cuisine

[shut yoke]

Langos

[drowsy root]

fish sticks on a pizza?

experimental but I would eat if hungry

[winged oracle]

Oh boi

You dont

We had that

It was disgusting

[drowsy root]

ye ye not gonna put frozen ass fishsticks on pizza as topping hell naw

only and ONLY when they are precooked and put as side dish

pizza n fishstickky :)

[drowsy root]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/747359385189089323/1145439348762873856/IMG_20230827_222457.jpg

I hate these medium tortillas they can't fit anything

[nimble pendant]

that looks like a beast

[fervent kettle]

Made bibimbap again this week, this time with different banchan toppings! Pickled carrots, marinated watercress, bean sprouts and black beans, marinated tofu, braised lotus root with mushrooms and soy braised peanuts on a bed of chicken rice

[nimble pendant]

lamb kebabs

[summer vine]

a little charred but all good for me

[nimble pendant]

yeah they seem ok

they’ve been in the freezer for a long time

[nimble pendant]

Yummmiest of food you can see the flavours

[silent blaze]

Its just paprika, curry lil chili and shitloads of blackpepper

[nimble pendant]

I love black pepper

[silent blaze]

Oh and blackpepper food cream

Its so good

and now we let the whole thing simmer so the rice cooks

[digital pawn]

i just found this channel and its gold

[silent blaze]

actually its food 🤓

[digital pawn]

[silent blaze]

throw black pepper into their eyes

😱

[silent blaze]

but yeah the channel for food, good food, bad food, your food, someone elses food just food pics to make you hungry

[digital pawn]

Imma post something once ill make my hunter stew

[silent blaze]

sounds yummy

and done, add couple pints of water to the side, and that will do

[digital pawn]

whatcha cooking

[silent blaze]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/950463356882530394/1144969082228183081/IMG_20230826_151518.jpg i made this like always

[digital pawn]

so good

[opaque plover]

Gotta be the best thing I've made

[opaque plover]

I make it at least once a week, one of my gotos for any meal really

just hits the spot every time

[warm coral]

eggs and tomatoes are a match made in heaven fr

[safe stag]

also onions

or was it onions i don't remember

[nimble pendant]

that looks like good eating

[brave tinsel]

Fat stack of tilapia with a butter garlic dill and parmesan sauce, and couscous

[silent blaze]

i made food, now is it the same picture from earlier? or did i just cook the same food?|| its yes for both questions||

[winged oracle]

My gf started working on a farm selling meat

That was all for free

Ribs front right

2 packages

Steaks,Schnitzel,Goulash

[upbeat vessel]

Y’all are some cooking mf’s oh my goodness

[upbeat vessel]

This looks delicious friend

[hoary sinew]

🎩 thanks

[fervent kettle]

Tonight's dinner is an international bachelor's meal. Butter chicken, stir fried watercress, braised lotus roots, Lebanese style pickles, Korean style marinated tofu and pan-fried sliced Frankfurt on a bed of Mexican rice. Random bullshit I've eaten throughout the week in a bowl, served with an ice cold beer. Just the thing after work!

[drowsy root]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/747359385189089323/1146635253453168680/IMG_20230831_011845.jpg

Dal dakta is yummy

[river oxide]

Indian food can look so simple and tastes so amazing

[silent blaze]

made the same food but changed chicken to pork-strips

[nimble pendant]

you lost me then my man

hope it was nice for you though!

[acoustic stirrup]

Home made pizza and dough

[nimble pendant]

the symmetry is real

looks like it would fold into a bomb calzone

[atomic schooner]

How are you supposed to cut onions without them irritating your eyes

I just wore swim goggles last time haha

I mean
wearing goggles helped a lot so I’m not sure how holding my breath would help

But I’ll try it next time :)

[shut yoke]

The onion chemical irritates your eyes so goggles is pretty good

[acoustic stirrup]

3: mozza, emmental, goat cheese

[drowsy root]

i'll be posting pizza today...

[hallow tusk]

Here's jewish(i hope) meal called Shooksha. A LARGE amount of tomatoes, sweet pepper, green, spices and 6-9 eggs depending from how much do you want. Perfect breakfast, gives you heat & energy to do something. Requires bread.

[sudden bramble]

damn much peperoni, looks nice tho

[digital pawn]

grok be cooking

[nimble pendant]

freeze onions for about ten mins before cutting, if you don’t f around the juice won’t start flowing until after you’re done cutting

[proven halo]

Mushroom pasta.

With homemade sosig

[nimble pendant]

Nice!

[drowsy root]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/747359385189089323/1147248498207637617/IMG_20230901_221359.jpg

cast iron pizza is just

[dull snow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1136736324204896387/1147248845571498004/IMG_20230901_201023.jpg

M O I S T

[drowsy root]

bread produce using leftover table beer malt

not as airy I hoped them to be but they are good

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/622200209015046220/1147254862577405992/IMG_20230901_224039.jpg

la pizza crusty

crispy goodness

[dull pier]

is been a long time since i didn't post some of my latest work so here we go

cakes

[shut yoke]

are you a professional confectioner?

[dull pier]

yes

[shut yoke]

awesome

[winged oracle]

Do you ship to Germany ? xD

I would love one of those

[dull pier]

well no even if im very near to germany no we don't ship that far cuz would just go bad D:

[winged oracle]

yeah figures

very near.So its Poland,Austria,Spain,Netherlands,France or England

[dull pier]

Italy

[winged oracle]

Thats a bit further but still close.

Did you ever try making hyper realistic cake ?

My Girlfriends hates those 😄

[dull pier]

yes but only if the client ask for it

[winged oracle]

uhhh

Very nice

[dull pier]

we do all under order usaly

[winged oracle]

So you not have a bakery attached where you sell the usual cake stuff

[dull pier]

yes we have a lab, but cakes usaly we make only under odere cuz lately selling cake alone with out order is a waste cuz not many ppl buy them

[winged oracle]

Thats a shame

its such a nice handicraft

[dull pier]

we make classic italian and french pastery and some pies those sell well usaly

[high prism]

t

[brave tinsel]

hell yeah those look great

[raw otter]

Shoutout to that time I made bomb ass chili con carne

[warm coral]

All the greens I need is 6 spinach leaves

[winged oracle]

Crocks

[dawn pier]

https://youtu.be/fD07raxrJVo?si=8sNgNCtX3UN76CRx

[waxen anchor]

@ember prawn

[outer wren]

Tasty looking katsu ramen

[faint sparrow]

@winged oracle

[winged oracle]

Mhhh nice

[nimble pendant]

those French fries look goated

[faint sparrow]

Calzone, also Falco will bomk u

[pseudo mortar]

Big mama

[faint sparrow]

Yass

[nimble pendant]

I should've never looked here while haven't eaten anything and hungry af

[neon jasper]

School lunch back it again making food seem like shit straight out of the zone

[winged oracle]

I ate twice at my School back then

I got food poisioning TWICE

End of story

[twilit saddle]

Such life is in the zone

But it happen everyday

[faint sparrow]

@chilly skiff

Not mine

[flint falcon]

bro really put that on a plate and said it was edible

[pseudo mortar]

it was edible tho

[flint falcon]

i dont eat

[flint falcon]

what did you put in it ?

[acoustic stirrup]

Home made risotto with Chorizo and Parmigiano Regiano

[next dock]

Chorizo!!!

[solid kindle]

i just started eating chorizo, had never had it before. you can put that shit in anything

i like it for a meat sauce for pasta.

[next dock]

I've always liked chorizo but I stopped ordering it from places when I go out to eat. I understand it can be a greasy thing to cook but for some reason people think they should serve it with a pool of grease.

I love me some chorizo in potato soup

[solid kindle]

that sounds like a fantastic winter soup

[warm coral]

Might’ve turned this one into a bit of a risotto but…here’s some oyakodon

[pseudo mortar]

balogne / sausage / spiced sausage / cheddar cheese / Tomato paste / butter.

[queen dune]

Damn those fries look damn good

[faint sparrow]

Sadly this week I've been forced to by visiting family

Otherwise I eat at home 99% of my time

Mostly salad

[covert sentinel]

Nice, you ever tried pecorino romano cheese before?

[acoustic stirrup]

Oh what is this ? Can’t find it in France

[covert sentinel]

It's an Italian sheep's milk cheese

It's basically parmesan but better, saltier and sharper, it's really good for grating onto pastas

[graceful nymph]

Eatin big tonight

[nimble pendant]

this is Good Eating.

[pseudo mortar]

thanks

[nimble pendant]

fuck that other dude who hated on your sandwich lol

homie jealous he can’t get that good bread

[nimble pendant]

that makes me feel warm inside

[night rain]

looks yummy

[arctic mortar]

Bout to annihilate this food

[nimble pendant]

Nice apple

[rapid spire]

stek

[brittle sluice]

thx

[rapid spire]

bibingka 😄

[nimble pendant]

yummy

[drowsy root]

sauna chili

Ingredients:

300-400g minced meat
200g onion, diced
1 tablespoon of oil
1000g crushed tomatoes
2 pcs kidney beans, drained 
1 pcs black beans, drained
2 tbsp tomato puree
1 teaspoon honey (1 teaspoon sugar also works)
1 knorr beef fond
3 dl water
2 tbsp wheat flour + 1 dl water

Spice mixture:
2.5 tbsp chilli seasoning
2 tbsp ground jeera/cheese caraway
1 tbsp smoked paprika
1.5 tbsp minced garlic (powder/fresh is also fine)
1 teaspoon salt
0.5 tsp ground pepper

Others:
(1 spice measure/0.2 tsp MSG OR 1 tsp umami) if available

INSTRUCTIONS:
Dice the onions and cook them in a saucepan with oil over medium-high heat till translucent (min size 3 liters).
Add ground beef and sauté until cooked through.
Add the spice mixture and cook for 30 seconds.
Add crushed tomatoes, beans, tomato puree, honey/sugar, knorr beef fond and water. Stir and reduce the temperature to medium-low.
Mix the wheat flour and water in a glass until smooth and pour into the saucepan, stirring well.
Add MSG/Umami if available.
Cook for 25 min without lid, stirring occasionally.
Remove the pan from the stove and allow to sit for 5-10 min before serving.
Taste and add salt if needed.
 
You can eat the chilli on its own or with rice.
If you want spiciness you can always add some more in advance/afterwards with whatever hot sauce you have in the cupboard.

[warm coral]

Boutta either die or sleep until next year after I eat this. One way to find out

[drowsy root]

yummy looking potato hash

[warm coral]

Shit was so fire

I’m sleepy af rn

[nimble pendant]

that’s goated meal

That white bread would’ve sent me to the afterlife tho

But damn it’s so good.

[warm coral]

Legit fell asleep for three fuckin hours 10 minutes after I finished the plate

[rapid spire]

salted eggs indeed

delicious with a bit of melted butter on top

i like adding a bit of coconut sugar on top for some sweetness

[rapid spire]

would have for breakfast

[warm coral]

Oh def

I just forgot to eat lunch today so I was like

Fuck it

[rapid spire]

or judging how you slept

would have for dinner so i sleep soundly

[warm coral]

You’d have the most blessed sleep fr

A metric fuckton of carbs and meat will do that to ya

[raw otter]

Potato latki

[warm coral]

want

[nimble pendant]

very nice VA picture i see

[shut yoke]

yaki soba

[mellow plover]

jesus fucking christ

this is how I want to die

have you made it yourself?