💣tarkov-released

[soft coral]

you should learn woods stashes

theyre so simple and easy

[fallen cloak]

thats a bit further out than just beside the road

but yea

the spawn there can be quite stinky if u dont see the warning signs

[unborn thistle]

This rock is nice most of the time

You can check out scav house and other places

[fallen cloak]

the little hut on the other side of the road has some good shit sometimes

[soft coral]

you can but you have to be careful of PMC spawn next to scav house

my favourite spawn has to be UN or RUAF

[unborn thistle]

Yeah, you don't wanna fire unless you are sure about it.

Maybe silencer but eh

[fallen cloak]

i like spawning near scav house

[unborn thistle]

Mang that town beside taxi bridge always problematic

Always shit goes down

[fallen cloak]

has great loot

[unborn thistle]

It's all silent

Until a scav screams and runs

[soft coral]

scav village you mean?

[unborn thistle]

Then shit goes down

I guess

Northeast

[soft coral]

theres 2 towns

[unborn thistle]

Where taxi sits beside brindge

[soft coral]

regular scav town

and ruined village

[fallen cloak]

taxi bridge shoulda gave it away alrdy u should know van

😔

[soft coral]

stuff does happen there mayo you are coorect however

you can avoid it if obv you spawn right there

loot the place instantly and dip out with car

OR

you wait it out

[unborn thistle]

Yupyup, I never saw a peaceful expedition there

[soft coral]

cuz ive noticed a lot of people leave loot behind in this place

[soft coral]

its mostly people shooting scavs

[unborn thistle]

But people expect people standing by in there so

another cursed place

[soft coral]

ive been left with the impression that people generally dont know how to loot wooods at all

theres so much good loot left behind its crazy

[unborn thistle]

True

[soft coral]

so yeah the shit you hear

its just people shooting scavs

[fallen cloak]

wood has a lot more good loose loot than other maps

woods*

[unborn thistle]

People doesn't play woods unless they like it or quests so

[soft coral]

the wood

idk i like woods

[unborn thistle]

We know

[fallen cloak]

i wouldnt say this is entirely true

since like last wipe ppl have realized that its actually quite good loot there

[soft coral]

problem is people dont want to learn woods cuz they think its boring map and henceforth they think the loot is bad

but it isn't

[unborn thistle]

Right, BSG increased the loose loot right?

[soft coral]

people are just unwilling to learn it

[fallen cloak]

but before that the map was dead af and free loot

[soft coral]

yeah cuz theres a million videos on the map now

[unborn thistle]

[fallen cloak]

na ever since pestily made a vid ppl know

[soft coral]

cuz people realised customs / interchange and reserve arent the only maps in the game

[unborn thistle]

Ugh, sweatlords and their meta followers

[soft coral]

can you believe that

[unborn thistle]

Yuck

[fallen cloak]

i mean

customs do be the best map

hands down

[unborn thistle]

Wish they would just disappear

[soft coral]

ew

[fallen cloak]

woods is for introverts bruh 💀

[unborn thistle]

It's not the best but it's easy to traverse

You can get in and out easily with knowing where to look

[soft coral]

customs is a good pvp map

[unborn thistle]

There's almost everything in customs

If you need medicals, it's there, guns, it's there, loot, it's there.

[fallen cloak]

i usually get out of customs with decent loot and stupid amounts of scav kikls

kills*

[unborn thistle]

Need adrenaline, dorms

Wanna kill yourself, that main road leads to old fuel

I mean new

[soft coral]

the main road isnt as bad

lol

construction is horrible

[unborn thistle]

That main road always scares me

[fallen cloak]

yoo actually

yall know the train tracks behins old gas

[unborn thistle]

ye

[soft coral]

ye

theres a stash there

[fallen cloak]

yesterday i had a raid where there was just like 5 dead playsrs layin there lmdao

[soft coral]

see

its not a good area to be in if you want to survive

[fallen cloak]

my guy literally everyone in the raid was dead

it was a funny sight tho i shouldve screenshotted

[unborn thistle]

New ones doesn't know the sniper end of that rails

Insta death

[fallen cloak]

i too walked into that as a newv

newb*

[unborn thistle]

yeah, it pulls you

Once, insta kill didn't work and I fell through skybox

Good ol days

[fallen cloak]

lmfaoo

the only place that im rly scared of on customs is crackhouse, stronghold and the areas in between

for some reason literally every player on the map will b there despite crackhouse loot being soo incredibly overrated

[rugged stump]

sniper scav is the bane of my existance

[fallen cloak]

youre not the only ome

i had a raid yesterday where there was 2 or 3 guys having a shootout with a single sniper scav and it took them like a solid 5 minutes to take him out

it was hilarious

[stark torrent]

yeah , fortress - crackhouse - old gas is so dangerous

everytime i have to cross that i have anxiety

[soft coral]

then dont

go road

lol

just sprint through and into the bushes near the bridge you go

simple

[white lynx]

it feels good to be back from my mute

[soft coral]

kekw

[crystal musk]

scav moment

[soft coral]

exploring tarkov maps while listening to viktor tsoi

[soft coral]

reserve?

or lighthouse

[crystal musk]

double raider spawn + chad player

on reserve

ratacombs

[warm echo]

https://preview.redd.it/c1nest8ggdj51.png?auto=webp&s=2163dee33252c8c712d2f3ccddfce16f28b18ca3

[soft coral]

playing like a rat is just mor efun

on some maps

[unborn thistle]

Why you got muted?

[soft coral]

he said woods is a bad map

thats probably it

[unborn thistle]

[warm echo]

little lesson in trickery today ratlings

cram a loot rail in your butt

for maximal profits

[white lynx]

somebody was talking about shadow of chernobyl then i said shadows of ur bitches

and got insta muted for 1 day

[warm echo]

lmao here?

you must have pissed off aldo then if so

[white lynx]

idk he also muted buncha other people

[warm echo]

press the wrong buttons and you'll get aldo'd

[soft coral]

aldo banning people for simple jokes

[unborn thistle]

It's not ban

If he was banning, you wouldn't be here

[warm echo]

[warm echo]

well ive had my fill of this wipe, was fun ECing and getting rich but my stach is filled and i dont feel like pumping out the base or quest.

[white lynx]

instead you can teach me how to effectively solo

jk

i just need to fix the skill issue

i mean knowledge issue

map knowledge issue

[warm echo]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-standing-fat-epic-gif-23115386

[white lynx]

therapist is on crack cocaine

[glacial stag]

Call of pripyat? How about you call yourself some bitches

[unborn thistle]

I wonder what's she willing to "reward"

[white lynx]

ill accept it and see

[soft coral]

i wouldn't say that worth it

[white lynx]

yeah me neither

[soft coral]

i expect atleast a fucking keycard or a rare reserve key for 45 pmcs on LIGHTHOUSE!!!!!!

oh bleach

[white lynx]

i wouldnt go through the pain of playing lighthouse this wipe, BUT go kill 45 pmcs there

[soft coral]

you can drink it

[white lynx]

no thanks therapist

[soft coral]

and just end it

[white lynx]

id probably lose my entire stash value trying to kill like 5 pmcs on lighthouse

not 45

[unborn thistle]

Just use voip ask them

[warm echo]

Hes evolving

[white lynx]

dude why is the stock pad 16k on the flea

:/

[unborn thistle]

Because you keep touching yourself at night

[white lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/nba-meme-gif-26105749

[soft coral]

im bout to run mad customs once i go back

[white lynx]

@soft coral pls take me with u

no more woods

[soft coral]

hell naw

[unborn thistle]

custums

[white lynx]

woods detoxification

[soft coral]

ill do it alone

cuckstoms

[white lynx]

cumstains

[soft coral]

shitstoms

cancerstoms

badmapdesignstoms

if im gonna die i will die alone

skill issue

[white lynx]

actually fuck it i have no space in my stash for customs loot, ill just get the quest item and give it over to prapor

[soft coral]

plus i have my own way of playing

[unborn thistle]

Just hit flea and check what items worth what.

You'd be surprised

Your stash

[white lynx]

i might sell my sugar

[soft coral]

bruno and mayo have been here the longest theyve seen me evolving in tarkov

[unborn thistle]

Some shit are stupidly expensive so might as well just sell trash around

More like complaining for pages

[soft coral]

shhh

we dont talk about that

[unborn thistle]

I had to mute your deadass when we played aram

Fucking complaining

Just play

[soft coral]

team was shit

[unborn thistle]

It's aram

[soft coral]

[white lynx]

of course

[warm echo]

https://tenor.com/view/john-jonah-jameson-lol-laughing-hysterically-laughing-out-loud-funny-gif-17710543

[soft coral]

shut

[white lynx]

it is indeed aram

i only get pissed off at ranked

if my team has the collective iq of fucking 20

[stark torrent]

after 5200 hours of Dota , i realised that cutting your fingers is more enjoyable than ranked

[white lynx]

after 4000 hours of league, i still keep coming back to it

torture

[stark torrent]

damn truth

[white lynx]

good fucking thing i dont play solo anymore tho

[unborn thistle]

Tell that to your left hand

[white lynx]

youd hear of me at a mental asylum if i kept playing solo

[soft coral]

10700 results

in tarkov channel by me

[unborn thistle]

Nice CPU

[soft coral]

sheesh

[unborn thistle]

I mean you keep complaining my mang, good thing they didn't ban you yet

[stark torrent]

its still early

[warm echo]

i pray for the lost souls that play league of legends.

[soft coral]

havent played in a week

[unborn thistle]

I do play ARAM like 5 to 10 matches a day

[stark torrent]

bro people pay for the dota battlepass literally thousands USD but they dont even enjoy the game

[warm echo]

aram is the only saving grace

[stark torrent]

they pay for cosmetics for heroes they dont even play

cringius

[unborn thistle]

Such is life

[warm echo]

lost souls to the two mobas

[stark torrent]

yeah , its just like folks paying for onlyfans

[unborn thistle]

People keep paying for the clothes and shoes they never wear

[white lynx]

i dont wanna mention it when a mod is here but when i was watching 2 of my buddies play dota

they were chasing this one mfer

and he placed down a banner with a fucking swastika on it

how tf can u even make that ahhahahaha

[unborn thistle]

[stark torrent]

yeah u can upload ur own photos

and ofc this was a mistake

[unborn thistle]

It always a mistake to implement custom content

[white lynx]

dont ban pls

[white lynx]

yes

[stark torrent]

im not banning anyone what is this ban anxiety

[unborn thistle]

Bruh we do worse chill

[white lynx]

ive said "shadows of your bitches" and got muted by 1 day

[unborn thistle]

Because his ass got muted yesterday or smn

[stark torrent]

wasnt me , i have no idea

[white lynx]

ive done worse than say that but didnt get muted

[unborn thistle]

He is forever pussy

[white lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/nba-meme-gif-26105749

[white lynx]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/399723055389212683/995089231779221585/ezgif.com-gif-maker6.gif

anyways this is tarkov channel

[warm echo]

the rumbling of aldo looms ahead

[unborn thistle]

is it

[warm echo]

[unborn thistle]

https://tenor.com/view/black-guy-walk-short-zebra-gif-22495097

[white lynx]

anyways, back to trying to do bad rep evidence

cumstains (customs) time

[stark torrent]

dude

dont get such a good armor with a scav ak

just get urself a normal weapon

[white lynx]

cant replace it

no space in stash

and i dont have any better weapon

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

sheeesh ive typed a lot before

[white lynx]

actually i do

[stark torrent]

stack on black knives and get UMP

[white lynx]

i have an mdr with 55a1s

[stark torrent]

i mean id use MDR i guess

[white lynx]

im not confident enough

[warm echo]

my brother in christ

sell the shit ak

[white lynx]

what should i use then

[warm echo]

buy one lmao

craft one

[soft coral]

ghosty what lv are you

[white lynx]

15

[soft coral]

bro sell your shit man

you have flea

you can buy most of the stuff

[stark torrent]

bro buy fucking 7 black knives and barter for UMP at peacekeeper

[warm echo]

hes de-evolving

[soft coral]

true

he refuses to sell shit

gear fear

[stark torrent]

also yeah , if my 1st wipe taught me anything, bro i am a fucking hoarder

[soft coral]

same

[stark torrent]

u have no idea how much money u make if u sell the shit u dont use

[soft coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/931627162124050442/947783867174096926/unknown.png

old screen

in the previous wipe when i started

[warm echo]

one of the reasons im done with this wipe

[unborn thistle]

Average lifespan tho

[stark torrent]

i have 1.7k hours on tarkov total

[warm echo]

i dont wanna sit there and sell on the flea

[soft coral]

what

[stark torrent]

fucking life eating game

[warm echo]

hahahaha

did that all last wipe

[unborn thistle]

13 mins

[soft coral]

yes

it was when i started plaiying

the fk do you expect

[warm echo]

do better

smh

[unborn thistle]

Why would I expect anything

[warm echo]

[unborn thistle]

FROM YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[soft coral]

right

🖕

[unborn thistle]

[warm echo]

[white lynx]

k now i need an ump build

[unborn thistle]

God tier UMP

[warm echo]

why spend thousands on pimping out an ak when you can just slap an acog and laser ona ump

[stark torrent]

scope and foregrip and a laser/flash , there u go

the supressor is 400 dollars at peacekeepr 2 if u wanna get it

[white lynx]

pst doe

wait im retarded

i forgot acp is a thing

is the acp fmj good?

[stark torrent]

yep

[soft coral]

ye

[white lynx]

we are perhaps looking better

[glacial stag]

No silencer?

https://tenor.com/view/henry-henry-minney-josh-gough-joshua-bald-gif-24623812

[white lynx]

not at pk2 yet

i just need the money spent

aijdnu0aibd08ipa2

yknow what

i might buy dollars

[glacial stag]

https://tenor.com/view/supernatural-spn-dean-dean-winchester-sam-gif-16140336

[white lynx]

but im gonna use so many rub

ngl tho this ump pretty satisfying

25 rounders tho

[warm echo]

evolving he is

[glacial stag]

Soon leg meta, he will start abusing

D2 tunnel, his home will be

[white lynx]

id need to use 800k of my 1.2m to get pk2

[glacial stag]

Well time to start selling him stuff then

I always sell ssds, flashdrives, sas drives etc

[soft coral]

sell em to PK

he gives good money for those

[glacial stag]

Wow i do wonder what i meant

[soft coral]

idk

i dont read

im lazy

[white lynx]

@stark torrent sorry for the ping but i found the one clip with dota

wanna see it?

[stark torrent]

sure

[white lynx]

ill most likely send in dm tho

nvm i forgot its over 8 mb

funny

i can post it here easily tho

actually can i

@stark torrent is it gonna break any rule?

[stark torrent]

put it in #🎪bruh-fart

[stark torrent]

as long as there isnt porn or smth super offensive

should be fine

[white lynx]

its very obvious swastika

on you know which background

[soft coral]

oh

then dont

[white lynx]

yeah it aint just the symbol

lol

[stark torrent]

yeah ivan is right, would be better if u dont

[warm echo]

I felt myself getting sucked in again and I was finding myself making excuses to not go workout

Thankfully the new wipe alure has worn off

[rugged stump]

1.25 mil

[rugged stump]

We talking about how Pure did the minimap thing against Scavs?

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/tarkov-gif-24356308

[rugged stump]

Anyways, I’m watching AquaFPS and damn… and I thought I was fucking broke, this dude only got 200k rubble

[soft coral]

lol

momey is not a problem in tarkov

[glacial stag]

His main source of income is the safe on factorys office so no wonder

[soft coral]

true

[unborn thistle]

What a pleb

[sullen linden]

Shit was scary

[unborn thistle]

Sektant!

[white lynx]

when u forget to take ur fucking 220 from skier

so now u gotta buy it with 70k off flea

[sullen linden]

I like it

[white lynx]

dumbass quest key

[white lynx]

does it perform?

[sullen linden]

Its not as good as a fully kitted gun but its a decent medium progression gun

[white lynx]

btw jinxy

know where i can find the 220 key?

cuz idk if i wanna use 70k to buy it off the flea

[sullen linden]

its random sadly

i even sold mine after i got it back

[white lynx]

damn

room 114 key is even more expensive

[white lynx]

ahahhahaha

2 friendly player scavs on factory

i killed a pmc camper and just yelled out "I got his ass!!"

they were all like "niceee, good job"

then we started looting and splitting everything

[sullen linden]

noice

[unborn thistle]

Then you woke up naked

[white lynx]

i did

i lost my silenced ump on customs

to some fucking

nasty ass

cesspit-living

dumb mfer with 5.45 BP

camping construction

[unborn thistle]

[sullen linden]

sektants are so fucking sus

two night raids two times getting stabbed

always bring augmentin kids

[unborn thistle]

And an antidepressant

[rugged stump]

Finally found some bolts

finally the fun parts

NOW THIS is what i'm talking about

[white lynx]

buy the handguard from peacekeeper

[warm echo]

Ah to experience creating your first semi kitted gun

Only to die in the next raid

Classic

[rugged stump]

Atm it’s just to save space, I’m not entirely there yet to just buy nato weapons when I want

I still feel like I’m in the hobo phase until I can consistently survive raids

Also I want stash lvl 2 before I start “having fun”

[warm echo]

https://youtu.be/r5-2uCae-fU

The bois trying to guilt trip my methods

[rugged stump]

should i sell?

ragman wants 100k for it

[hybrid cloak]

Hm, should we add useful information to the stats screens?
Nah, we'll just dedicate a bar to how many you can drop on the ground.
Couldn't we just not allow the player to drop past the limit, and flash a message in the corner?
No, no, if we fill up the entire UI with this kinda thing, we have an excuse not to put ammo penetration and actual useful stats in.

[rugged stump]

fuck

spawn in as pmc immediately get hit outside the door

[rugged stump]

Got unlucky there

[soft coral]

this particular sight has a NASTY big dot

[soft coral]

always

[rugged stump]

I tried rolling with the ak74u, figured that it’ll be an easier gun to use

Hellll no, the recoil was worse than the sks

[soft coral]

mfw the guy drops the "Работаем" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYoyw6LeVPs

[rugged stump]

If anything else it almost got me killed lmao

[soft coral]

countdown goes hard

[soft coral]

get recoiled

welcome to tarkov

[rugged stump]

I was like Jesus… I don’t have any ak74u attachments to slap on this

And my traders aren’t high enough for new item stocks yet

[soft coral]

yeah stock guns do be like that

[rugged stump]

Luckily I survived the encounter just barely, able to exfil before I bled out

But I leveled to 6, so I don’t get free healing anymore :/

[soft coral]

gg rav

youre evolving

how is woods treating you

[rugged stump]

I usually do scav runs for woods, but I’m getting familiar with it

I usually go for items directly towards my hideout. Mostly because I need to upgrade to stash 2 asap

Other than that for some quests, I just run pmc occasionally. Ngl when playing. Scav, I don’t think I’ve shot my gun for days

Kinda boring, but I need to do it just for stash space

[soft coral]

you wont encounter much combat as a scav

[rugged stump]

I know customs is the go to for “can of thermite” so if I can get two of those. I’ll buy an ammo case to lower my stash requirement as well

[soft coral]

and thats ok

you don have to

have you learned some stashes on woods?

[rugged stump]

The caches on the ground?

[soft coral]

true

those ones

[rugged stump]

Some, usually around the radio towers

[soft coral]

they are really easy to learn on woods

[rugged stump]

I dunno if it’s super good loot you’ll find there

[soft coral]

you can find almost any item in the game in them

so theoretically theyre good

i say ALMOST

not all

[rugged stump]

Terms of my customs pmc run, usually the scav sniper takes out my legs

And I have to limp everywhere, which kinda hurts my experience with the game

[soft coral]

im talking woods

customs stashes are also really easy to learn

but theres less of them on the map

[rugged stump]

Gotcha, I’ll take a look on the map genie website

So far my goals are toward scav town/old sawmill areas, the north eastern region

[soft coral]

you can be going next to some stashes and not even realise it

so might aswell loot them right

[rugged stump]

Oh that’s definitely happening for sure

[soft coral]

heres a possible route

if you span on the right or on the left

it works for both

and most of the stashes are quite easy to find aswell

theyre in open locations

this is what id call a souther route for stashes

HOWEVER

theres a big but here

what you can also do is risk it

and go for the norther parts

this particular route can be useful because you move through usec camp(be careful of the mines)

then through scav bunker which can have rare items such as horses gol chains lions even and cats and such

then through old village which has a couple tool boxes a hidden stash and another valuable spawn

then through scav town which has even more tool boxes i believe it has 5 or 6

and then through old sawnmill if you want a gun or some rations and it has another tech toolbox

and theres 2 stashes there aswell

you can do this with pmc OR with a scav

only problem with a pmc is going usec camp can be a little dangerous since other pmcs like to go there since it has really good loot

scav bunker has scavs so you can take those out for some easy exp

going sawnmill is way less rewarding on woods than going north imo

north has a lot more stuff

frankly you dont have to learn every stash

because some can be stupidly hard to find

[sullen linden]

im so sick and tired of this new weight system

my strength is like idk 15 and my endurance is like 4

[soft coral]

and your guy struggles to walk

[sullen linden]

so fucking tired man

did a lab run yesterday

i went in with 40kg

well close to it

[rugged stump]

https://open.spotify.com/track/7CZJKTOJWDVViocA1IcQ1H?si=Flotprp2QFCWKzCX4Nq2zA&context=spotify%3Aplaylist%3A7giMspORs4atvsOurV7gA4

[sullen linden]

F. They ruined my favourite film.

[rugged stump]

What film

[sullen linden]

Brat (Brother)

The main actor died

so they replaced everything

[rugged stump]

Oh I’ve seen the nfkers video about that

I need to watch it, I heard it’s on the YouTube

[rugged stump]

I’m guessing that song is in Brat?

[sullen linden]

no

i just saw the trailer for the new one

and i almost puked

[rugged stump]

Hol up, a remake?

Hoho post pls

[sullen linden]

Its garbage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcitSVqmQek

A film about the russian spirit, the first thing we see is an american name. lmao

[rugged stump]

Lmao wtf

That thumbnail, I think that hat is insanely outdated lol

This has to be fake

Some student fan film

[sullen linden]

sadly not

they spend 100m rubel on this garbage

[rugged stump]

Jesus

[sullen linden]

The first one had a budged of 10k dollar

[rugged stump]

I guess we have to adjust for inflation now

Jesus wtf was that 2 min trailer

Looked like they were going for an old school aesthetic

The dude is literally in a dumpster

[sullen linden]

its fine about oldschool

both films played like between 70s-00s

I think if you will like it at all it will be the 2nd film

the first one is super jank

[rugged stump]

Heard it was an inspiration for gta 4

“LMAO. One of the comments says ‘Is this a movie? Or did they just forget to turn off the camera?’”

My friend translated it for me

[sullen linden]

its awful

[rugged stump]

https://youtu.be/1u7WN2zBEDc

So my friend said that the producer for brat 3 sold roles… to Star in the movie

[sullen linden]

i hate this so much

why do people have to screw up everything

[rugged stump]

Need a quick buck?

Bank on nostalgia

[rugged stump]

Same director of this right?

https://youtu.be/jDPoUuJJflQ

[soft coral]

[rugged stump]

I’ve been finding some in woods

[stark torrent]

Her: So...what else is big 😏

Me: Hehehe, glad u asked 😏

shows my clocked hours in tarkov in 1 wipe

[soft coral]

OMG YES

[junior mantle]

https://clips.twitch.tv/AssiduousSpoopyGoshawkPJSalt-HSFeXWFYC1KL2YSD

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/706181009061838959/832006810092830720/sadge.mp4

[soft coral]

cancer camping

get that shit out of here

[junior mantle]

no

https://tenor.com/view/referferf-gif-25391448

[white lynx]

bro i gotta farm pmcs

i lost my trooper

and i need gear

armor specifically

[sullen linden]

buy a potato sack

[white lynx]

huh?

[sullen linden]

6b3tm

Ragman 2

[white lynx]

oh that

[sullen linden]

its good

lmao

[junior mantle]

D2

[white lynx]

u play tarkov ye?

[junior mantle]

used to

changed my email header and since the support never answer.......

[white lynx]

bruh im starting to lose money too

[junior mantle]

I used to camp with my budies and thats it

it always felt that I was fighting the bugs/dc rather then other players

then they nerfed KS23 and I just gave up

https://tenor.com/view/gaming-twitch-emote-bttv-gif-18722020

[white lynx]

ok time to get the bunker done and then extract through d2

death incoming

[junior mantle]

never peek, toss a nade and a bang

then run to the other side

if the door hallway is all open, run to the right side of the wall so they cant one tap you

[sullen linden]

Whoever made the Death Knight. Give that person a raise

Damn

WAIT

7.62x54r "shotgun"

[soft coral]

geneburn bussin

[sullen linden]

they buffed the bosses spawn rate

[fallen cloak]

pog

[warm echo]

my fellow Ratman.

https://tenor.com/view/my-man-together-smile-gif-20682410

[junior mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/shake-hands-say-no-to-racism-interracial-gif-14334970

[warm echo]

tossing 2 sets of 3 ring spruts on the ground aimed properly never gets old down at d2

[warm echo]

but yea i got tired of doing the same ol same ol. Most of the problems of the game still have barely changed or the additions so far have been minimal

I will admit tho the benelli shotgun

fuckin slaps

being able to swap from pump to semi

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/741945274901200897/917885272115519489/ezgif.com-gif-maker_22.gif

[junior mantle]

is the game playable now

[warm echo]

only complaint is the lack of modularity on the gun, but im sure theyll patch it with time

in what way?

[junior mantle]

is streets out? the devs said it was coming out on christmas

[warm echo]

nah

its just the same ol same ol rn

[junior mantle]

scammers as always

[warm echo]

ill probably play again when they do the full release in a year or so

if they even do that

haha

[junior mantle]

and charge extra for dlcs

[warm echo]

or if they release city

[junior mantle]

did they fixed that bug where ur character would stand up and be stuck for 2 secs with the hand holding something?

[crystal musk]

Damn nobody's playing factory

[soft coral]

no ofc6

lol

[warm echo]

havent run into it yet, but it may still be in

[crystal musk]

Or maybe the Dutch server is completely fucking empty

[junior mantle]

ill just stick to Zomboid.... sent 7 emails to the support already and they havent answered me

[warm echo]

i just want to wait till .13

[crystal musk]

I have a feeling that they'll delay it for like 6+ months because Arena will take priority for now

[warm echo]

im sure

but at this point im used to having to wait a year plus to play again

why we got gamma

[junior mantle]

FOUND IT

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/702946717212868679/832095235290300456/8mb.video-DiJ-LLMFDPOD.mp4
@soft coral

I miss my tree

[crystal musk]

Tru

[warm echo]

we still got the bush near 1011 thankfully

[junior mantle]

idk that one

[crystal musk]

Ok no actually it makes sense

It's workday

So people are just off ig

[warm echo]

You can crouch or prone into it and you are near invisible

[junior mantle]

xd

[warm echo]

killed many a group with a few good nades or a spray

[junior mantle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/735670248715583528/894337152412975115/image0.gif

theres the trees in old gas too

[warm echo]

true

also an old classic

[junior mantle]

theres lots of trees in customs, theres 2 near the bridge, one in each side

[warm echo]

aye

[junior mantle]

mfw I hear someone running towards the exit in customs

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/778723952104046633/974400651566129202/6FE7E826-1D93-4105-BADD-A41009D0C0CE.gif

[white lynx]

lol my scav has the boss cap

[fallen cloak]

vss actually controllable?

this mustve been centuries ago

[soft coral]

it is

this is with the old pk scope

so its a while ago

[junior mantle]

It was

[mild birch]

Continue a bit from the SPT convo in #╓☢stalker-chat : AKI got patched to the one before the current 12.12.30 and they have made significant progress to emulate the last wipe @civic cradle

[civic cradle]

[mild birch]

Therein lies the problem tho, it has not been patched for the current patch, and you’d need a downgrader for it

[civic cradle]

That's good news, I know last time I played the game felt very obviously unfinished and poorly replicating the tarkov feeling (economy, questing, etc. wise so it was a pretty major turn off)

[soft coral]

dont talk about single player tarkov

[civic cradle]

[mild birch]

…mod said that we talk about tarkov in #💣tarkov-released

[soft coral]

[white lynx]

anybody have a full dura aksu to donate to me?

:)

i didnt claim the one from mechanic cuz im a retard and i already got to gunsmith 4

im still tryna do 2

advanced in so many quests but that shit is still there

[soft coral]

barter one from prapor?

or go woods and go into the little attachments shack near outskirts

theres an ask74U spawn tehre

[white lynx]

i just found armasight nvgs

cool

[civic cradle]

https://youtu.be/e2BZgZXYPN8

new sammy

[warm echo]

https://tenor.com/view/general-sam-crunch-wrap-supreme-taco-bell-crunch-wrap-gif-18885263

[civic cradle]

what a handsome young man

lookin like a snack in that newest video tbh

[warm echo]

Production and green screening as gucci as always

[white lynx]

@soft coral

these reserve scav raids are getting crazy

[soft coral]

how much is that key in your pockets worth

honestly i wouldn't cal this run crazy

its mediocre

idk how much that key is worth tho

[white lynx]

IF I COULD FUCKING PUT STUFF IN MY STASH

ANNOYING ASS ERROR

i fucking cant with this shit anymore

[soft coral]

get tarkovd

[white lynx]

ok im stuck

gg

i cant even click next

i legit cant get out of this screen

FIX UR FUCKING GAME BSG

[soft coral]

LMAOOOOOOOO

and here my dear audience we see a live action representation of a man getting as the kids say "tarkovd"

welcome to the club buddy

enjoy your stay

[white lynx]

shitty ass fucking game

[soft coral]

only now you realise this?

[white lynx]

no

i just didnt think its this shit

[soft coral]

lol

[white lynx]

i just task manager'd it

lets see what happens if i boot it back up

oh you think so?

fucking retarded game

fix ur fucking shit bsg

[crystal musk]

[soft coral]

same fox

same.

[white lynx]

i had quest items in that too

[crystal musk]

I have a feeling that Tarkov's just gonna die in a few years

Because BSG clearly isn't making enough effort to keep it relevant/fixed

[rugged stump]

Modern game dev

[crystal musk]

Like
It's not exactly its launch period or anything but there are so many issues to be experienced

[rugged stump]

Game is clearly ready for a full release except it’s not

[crystal musk]

Factorio gets more support than Tarkov

[rugged stump]

Didn’t factorio hire that one nodder

Where you can set up mining locations in any planet

Make a ship too

[crystal musk]

If they didn't promise streets+all the other locations it would essentially be releasable

[crystal musk]

Space exploration maker? Not sure honestly but possibly
Since they're gonna be making Fac2

But again back to Tarkov

I don't understand BSG's idea of gamedev

They could've just released the game and then made all the updates

But no it's a beta

[civic cradle]

the game is still far from their vision of release

[rugged stump]

Didn’t they add the inertia movement this wipe?

[civic cradle]

Last wipe

[rugged stump]

Other than maps, what else?

Arena is already a standalone

[white lynx]

did they patch the white metal fence phasing thing?

[soft coral]

no

[white lynx]

where u just look up, zig zag and u just fucking noclip through it

[rugged stump]

So is arena somehow going to run on the same client?

[civic cradle]

I think I heard it's a seperate game

But that could just be me not understanding what the dude was saying

[crystal musk]

Yeah it's a separate game

[white lynx]

rip

[civic cradle]

So how is it going to work, is it like cod with loadouts and stuff?

Do you lose shit on death?

[crystal musk]

The problem is that their final vision may be grand and amazing but it stops them kinda from actually working on what's already there

[crystal musk]

Similar to Contract Wars afaik

[civic cradle]

Looks like an average shooter, never played it

[crystal musk]

Well it's called Hired Ops now
It's... Alright ig
Has a lot of Tarkov weapons with customisation
It's not very good or anything, comparable to CoD MP but snappier

[white lynx]

LETS GOOOOOO

I GOT MY SHIT

WOOOOOOOO

[rugged stump]

Post

[rugged stump]

Oh right

[rugged stump]

https://tenor.com/view/my-back-spiderman-spider-man-tobey-maguire-bully-maguire-im-back-meme-gif-24569145

okay... lets go again

[rugged stump]

6 scavs killed plus 1 sniper. I couldn’t get out of it though

[white lynx]

1 minute tho

[rugged stump]

That was the first run. The 6 kill run was longer lmao

Did another run, doing better. Killing scavs with little problems now

[crystal musk]

https://streamable.com/yyfon2

if i didn't record this nobody would believe me

[warm echo]

Your friend farted in his eyes

Head eyes by the big PP

I sold everything I had and bought a bunch a benellis

Time to return to my shotgun guru roots

If only BSG added an Armsel Protecta

I would coom

[graceful basalt]

ahhh yes, spending 30 seconds reloading a shotgun

can't wait

[rugged stump]

https://tenor.com/view/shooting-shotgun-target-practice-pew-pew-keanu-reeves-gif-15897274

https://youtu.be/B0hRYYoyALs

Sometimes I can’t find the exact location lol

oof first tiem i got killed as a scav

i think a player scav killed me lol

[warm echo]

the fear factor of hearing my load one shell and pushing the cylinder at a time

theyll shit themselves

[graceful basalt]

lmao fair

make farting noises while ur at it

[warm echo]

ill have my soundboard next to mic and voip their asses

[warm echo]

bitches love a shoti

[rugged stump]

Is there a way to cancel a reload midway? Sometimes I would like to reload a couple sks around mid battle

[soft coral]

❤️

[warm echo]

scroling thru till i see cheap shit

[soft coral]

tac 30 my beloved

[rugged stump]

Alright attempting to do introduction again. I haven’t exactly had the best success surviving as pmc here

Omg I survived and I killed a pmc on the way too

Phew finally got this quest done

Literally shaking a bit because I’ve been struggling to do this for a long time

[warm echo]

nice, your evolving

the first wipe is going to be the best wipe

for you

[rugged stump]

https://tenor.com/view/evolution-fish-transform-pokemon-gif-6077758

[warm echo]

your going to find that the more wipes you participate in the less the shine of the game will be. Savour your time learning and winning now

pin this shit kekw

[sullen linden]

@rugged stump dont worry i got face tapped by a scav by 545 ps yesterday when i was 60kg

(regardging a scav killing you)

[sullen linden]

i fucking hate tarkov shooter part 3 so much

[soft coral]

haha

same :D

[sullen linden]

people are such little bitches "Iam gonna hide with my mp7 against the evil vpo man, i'am so scared"

disgusting

[soft coral]

true

the amount of high tier gear chads camping is just sad

like if you have that gear how do you not kill all the lobby in about 30 seconds

its what ive been saying for the past god knows how much

[sullen linden]

Dude its just a shit quest design

[soft coral]

people dont know how to WASD man

[sullen linden]

use a weapon that is ment for long range in close range

[soft coral]

great idea

you can use flashes

blind someone and just go up to them and head tap them

but thats risky

[sullen linden]

Ever since they nerfed the throw speed of em

they are virtually useless

[soft coral]

haha true

its why i never have a granade in my pockets actually

by the time i take it out and throw it half the raid time has gone past

[sullen linden]

the only really usefull grenades rn are the rgos

[sullen linden]

https://youtu.be/V6Bla7kkc18

[white lynx]

awww man

i think ive yet to get head eyesd by a shotgun scav from 100 miles away

thing i keep dying to is nasty ass campers and people with silenced guns from nowhere

[soft coral]

you should

its great

[rugged stump]

Omg blackout

I just found items I needed too

Using mobile data

Just to talk

[soft coral]

ayyyy

tarkov is installed

nice

[unborn thistle]

To be uninstalled next day

[soft coral]

?

@white lynx go

and now this mf gone

he was constantly spamming 15 minutes ago to play and now when i ping him he is gone

[fallen cloak]

rip

[soft coral]

he does this all the time

[white lynx]

shut up

gimme a sec

[soft coral]

lol ok

[glacial stag]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-yeah-relationship-drama-ella-lopez-aimee-garcia-lucifer-gif-18407701

[white lynx]

also i just got the notification

cuz discord poop

[white lynx]

since when do u get ash 12 from farming pt 2

[unborn thistle]

ash used to be a good guy

[soft coral]

scariest part of walking around in tarkov is everything is nice and calm and then

DING

your helmet gets shot

[stark torrent]

2 minutes into the raid , cause the spawns are very well made

[soft coral]

TRUE

however mine wasnt 2 mins

it was like 20 mins into the raid

we were just going to exfil with car on woods

we shoot a scav

and then i pay and get digned in the helmet by someone from somewhere

[soft coral]

1 tapped a player with the glockofor stirrup

1 more

ofc i died to a ceiling rat on factory

cuz why would i not

did a nasty 1 tap

[white lynx]

interesting scav inventory

[soft coral]

bro people unironically extract camp woods

2 times we've been camped

[soft coral]

"buT GuYs InTerChange Is godD MaP" 🤓

literally what is this joke

most wholesome moment

[crystal musk]

[soft coral]

@white lynx

[warm echo]

Gota watch your back at car extract, the most common camp

[soft coral]

yeah

and its disgusting

[rugged stump]

You need cash to take the car extract right?

[unborn thistle]

Ye

Can be in your pouch

[soft coral]

ye

depens on your fence rep the money is different

[soft coral]

@white lynx

[crystal musk]

Yeah not very concealable is it

[soft coral]

I'm not gonna use it I just wanted to make nice pistol

[crystal musk]

Yeah it looks good

[hybrid cloak]

Don't need a green triangle if you can just align the silencer blocking your view with the head you want to pop

[soft coral]

?

what triangle

[civic cradle]

The reticle

[warm echo]

Don’t need a sight at all

Just crack the lads skull with it.

[soft coral]

it's a dot

the triangle is the other one

[civic cradle]

been a minute since I've played

[soft coral]

also hi

[warm echo]

When this game no longer has wipes and maybe if it turns into open world, I’ll get invested again

[unborn thistle]

2077 goals

[warm echo]

Amen

The current cycle of things has made us weary

My old friend who tried to convince me to play back when this game was niche and new misses the old day of the “struggle” money was hard to get everything was new, everyone was still ass, no body knew the strats. Those where the days

[civic cradle]

the current state of tarkov doesn't interest me much, but nikita's vision of how the game will look and function on release is absolute sex

[unborn thistle]

You mean Russia 2028 not Tarkov

[civic cradle]

yes

most realistic game

[unborn thistle]

He wants Russia 2028 because there's like a fuckton of lore in this universe but sadly it's only filled with sweatlords who's trying to tryhard everything

Single player is great

Russia 2028 is the only thing he cares

Dunno if you saw this but

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E58A2olVpwg

A bit outdated but still, apart from latest patches, covers it greatly.

[warm echo]

Funny to think Tarkov was literally something they made as a side project to just pay the bills while they really wanted to work on 2028

Then it got popular haha

[unborn thistle]

They had a lot of abandoned projects

That's why people were scared of cashing in first

[soft coral]

meanwhile sweat Lords :NOOO WHY NERF 545 I CAN'T SPAM MY AKS NOW REEEE

or something

[rugged stump]

Honestly whats the point of buying weapons from FENCE, all his shit is half broken in durability

[glacial stag]

5.45 hasnt even been good for a while tho

Chads been using 7.62 for a while now

[unborn thistle]

You don't buy weapons from Fence

[soft coral]

I said it as a joke but alright

[junior mantle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3d2YICvmsks&ab_channel=Maxwell722

i dont know russian but his vids are funny

[rugged stump]

also found the key on my scav, i'ma put it in my secure box like you asked

i'll go for a customs run and hopefully i dont die on the way to the truck

[white lynx]

also i finally got raggyboy to lvl2

[rugged stump]

We almost there fam

[white lynx]

btw @rugged stump

want a godlike tip for traders?

show me ur trader screen so i can see ur lvls with each

[rugged stump]

I’ll post in a minute, just left to pick up some food

[white lynx]

also @soft coral sorry for the ping but

i did the dehydration quest :D

near the outskirts minefield, behind a huge ass rock and bush

then i went to outskirts only to realize i have UN roadblock

so i went across the entire fucking map and somehow extracted

and for some reason also got out with an unintended amount of 70k+ rub

"interchange best map 🤡 "

[white lynx]

yikes

not great

[rugged stump]

yeah still low

i havent exactly been doing quests

[white lynx]

id tell u the tip but its not worth doing now since ur rep with them is so low

it wont help and not worth doing rn

its something to do with the money requirement for them

[rugged stump]

how do you even incerase the other guys rep

other than questing

[civic cradle]

it's literally just questing, leveling up and hitting the spending/selling thresholds

kinda dumb but it isssss what it issss

[white lynx]

which

like i have almost every trader on lvl 2

[civic cradle]

fence you can level by getting scav karma

[white lynx]

im only missing mechanic because im lvl 17 and not 20

dude i need 3 more levels for lvl 2 mechanic

cringe

everyone else is already lvl 2