I have someone working nurse and they told me their day off isnt day off
#💣tarkov-released
winged mica
keen sparrow
could be on call, or you work nights and your first day off is just wasted away sleeping
keen sparrow
silver lining to being on-call is it is usually paid as you're expected to not be fucking drunk
blazing basin
Im glad I'm not in the market for a pistol reddot
Jesus pissing hell...
keen sparrow
so you could shake your balls to hentai and get paid to do it and noone's the wiser
fast garden
fast garden
Im glad I'm not in the market for a pistol reddot
Jesus pissing hell...
sir that will be 2 grand sir
what do you mean car payment sir
what do you mean mortgage sir
buy my red dot 2 grand sir
blazing basin
Only sight I ever bought was 19 (or 29?) eur. It was a second-hand knockoff airsoft reddot
fast garden
my little brothers screaming never bothered me before today
keen sparrow
and then lasers are like 3 grand
fast garden
sounds just like half the residents
keen sparrow
and you just bought a pair of nods for 6
all to get one-tapped by the farmer's son who has a mag-lite duct-taped to a hunting rifle when shtf
like, don't get me wrong, i 110% support the civilian 'own the night' market
but i'm still going to make fun
winged mica
Im glad I'm not in the market for a pistol reddot
Jesus pissing hell...
I mean
I guess
I always buy them on sale
But they take a lot of beating and there are lot of options to adjust it depends on what you need
keen sparrow
But they take a lot of beating and there are lot of options to adjust it depends...
open vs closed collimator is actually huge
winged mica
open vs closed collimator is actually huge
Closed is usually more reliable from my end
keen sparrow
they're meant to be
keen sparrow
just get a job working with firearms
winged mica
Fair
keen sparrow
BSG giving y'all the MMO treatment
'why beat this really really hard boss 235 times for a mount that has a 0.1% dropchance when you can buy the reskin for 10$'
so glad FF14 never pulled that stunt
they did the opposite depending on who you ask.
all the coolest mounts were store mounts imo
well, except Cerberus from DRS.
it can seat 3 extra people, one on each of its heads
RIP Killa farmers
fast garden
new?
winged mica
Good enough ig
keen sparrow
unfortunately not even SPT has a DD upper and lower reciever rn
winged mica
Dam
keen sparrow
but i'll give this a whirl
winged mica
I thought MK18 receiver are mainly internal
Like I feel like the outer looks like your average M4
keen sparrow
so aids because SPT used to have the DD magazine too
keen sparrow
fast garden
also new?
keen sparrow
fast garden
can never please them
fast garden
keen sparrow
keen sparrow
wtf
right.
'a fool and his money are easily departed'
goddamn, whoever did the textures on this did stellar work
keen sparrow
I should spend 500 dollars to buy M16A4 RAS handguard for an airsoft setup
can do this bullshit, although, somehow noone's modded in KAC rail-covers yet
pseudo storm
goddamn, whoever did the textures on this did stellar work
its that one suppressor thing that is good at mitigating heat
winged mica
can do this bullshit, although, somehow noone's modded in KAC rail-covers yet
I remember someone did
Or its not exactly KAC Rail cover
mossy coral
I've come to the conclusion that while I really dig the gameplay, looting, hideout and quests etc in Tarkov, the atmosphere and lore in stalker just makes me enjoy GAMMA more than SPT
Well, at least that didn't take me long enough to realize before sunk cost sank in
If somone mashed GAMMA and SPT together like lego bricks I'd probably have a heart attack and die, dream game
native crypt
I miss the old movement
winged mica
<:speakbigtrouble:1401899313336029215>
just slap it into current
fast garden
I miss the old movement
i dont 
keen sparrow
just slap it into current
fine, i'll try
cyan garnet
If somone mashed GAMMA and SPT together like lego bricks I'd probably have a hea...
Spt 
native crypt
i dont <:clearly:1382281299355631647>
Nah being able to move faster than geriatric molasses was great
cyan garnet
Nothing makes me harder then killing a duo of unemployment maxxers on labs
they havent kitted back up
cyan garnet
I miss the old movement
Just play arena for the adadad matrix bullet dodging experience
keen sparrow
just slap it into current
look what you made me do
compact knoll
@fast garden some tarky?
fast garden
playing with friend
fast garden
Nah being able to move faster than geriatric molasses was great
ad spam is cancer
see; arena
native crypt
ad spam is cancer
Id take the occasional ad spam over how annoying the movement and weight system is now
fast garden
i mean, first implementation inertia was shit but i think its good now
i dont really know what there is to say about it atp aside from if you dont like it you dont like it
native crypt
Yeah
fast garden
which i get
native crypt
Honestly just don't like how the game changed over the years
fast garden
cryon
native crypt
A lot of stuff is good but a lot was also terrible or outright unnecessary
winged mica
look what you made me do
the fuck
keen sparrow
fixed it. had to manually add the rail cover ID to the attachment slot filters on the RAS 5 handguard 
48 ergo, 67 vert. 
Goddamn BSG hates rifle length barrels
keen sparrow
It actually doesn't feel completely terrible. would probably put a piggyback on the acog though.
compact knoll
should make the front sight see throught
kind of like what squad does
rightside
compact knoll
low iris
mfw i update tarkov and it says i dont have enough space for the update literally when it has 4 seconds left
check SSD
50 gb free soace
and my game install IS JUST RAPED
it will not repair
downloading is still at 0% btw
now i gotta reinstall it
fuck this shit dude
stark torrent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sv4P5iJ18-8\
low iris
im just gonna wait till seasonal wipes happen again
then i'll reinstall it
canceling download and it doesnt delete the fucking files its downloading
dude you're KIDDING ME
i cant clear the temp folder where like 80 gb of shit gets downloaded
its a sign from Allah
to not touch this game until wipe happens
keen sparrow
Do not touch butt until wipe happens
soft coral
@short cove
soft coral
When <@292700214492397568> sleeps, there is a comically large amount of Zs above...
- that bubble coming outta his nose
compact knoll
<@727599656627863683>
i dont get it
soft coral
i dont get it
a video of the character on their pfp
stark torrent
@ancient marsh
Guy defending BSG that after 9 years the game still has massive issues including cheaters
keen sparrow
what a fucking retard
every house or car has issues eventually, what a shit comparison
gritty python
that guy has to carry buckets to catch the drool falling from his mouth as he walks
so sad to see
stark torrent
BSG glazers on their way to take the cock and both balls in their mouth
ancient marsh
<@292700214492397568>
wait is he implying that video games degrade over time like material things such as cars rusting or homes wearing down? Is he actually medically retarded?
just saying that a video game is in CONSTANT STATE OF UPKEEP
unlike a home or car
that guy is literally, unironically, a medical lobotomite
stark torrent
wait is he implying that video games degrade over time like material things such...
yes and that expecting a game to not have issues after 9 years still is stupid
ancient marsh
i'm not even joking that's the most retarded thing i've read all month
stark torrent
the discussion was about BSG doing bare minimum against cheaters
keen sparrow
EFT is like buying a house for 500K and it's still under construction, and has been for years, and you ask the contractors, 'hey, where are my windows, you promised those 3 years ago' and they say, 'it's being looked at'
keen sparrow
you also just gotta not be on reddit if this makes your teeth itch
ancient marsh
re-education camps need to reopen
compact knoll
if you spend 9 years fixing the issues in your house
compact knoll
it better not have any more left
stark torrent
if you spend 9 years fixing the issues in your house
it's also the fact that , you upkeep your house so you dont becoem fucking homeless and also the house will last for years to come
liek the comparison is so retarded
ancient marsh
if you spend 9 years fixing the issues in your house
no, it's more like
you lived for 9 years in your house and you complain it's breaking down
keen sparrow
worst part is you could talk about code injection, hooks, listeners, and pre-patchers, and these fucks will still double down. it just so dis-ingenuous.
ancient marsh
but eft is literally being worked on for all of those 9 years
stark torrent
it better not have any more left
also real , if you repair a house , in 9 years it better be fucking done man
compact knoll
and your wife kids look hispanic
ancient marsh
???
stark torrent
listen man he is onto smth
she says come here dearie , bot you and the 4th repairman come up
what does that mean
ancient marsh
there's a iedy chair in every hotel room
stark torrent
well yes casue a Xal chair would need extra room
compact knoll
2 chairs ducktaped together
ancient marsh
well yes casue a Xal chair would need extra room
xal fouton
cyan garnet
BSG are humans too
keen sparrow
soft coral
haha cock
gritty python
dare i say deserved
little flame
@gritty python time to replay peak 
gritty python
<@1384877240235462728> time to replay peak <:feels_strong_man:137571182953549012...
fucking yuge
little flame
gritty python
special place in hell for that drowzee btw
little flame
special place in hell for that drowzee btw
soft coral
<@1384877240235462728> time to replay peak <:feels_strong_man:137571182953549012...
the hell is that
little flame
<:billysleep:1113161674178969661>
kys
keen sparrow
now this is more liek it
gritty python
the most lukewarm take
mystery dungeon was childhood GOAT
started my obsession with roguelikes
this ugly ahh
keen sparrow
omw to go get a therapist figurine
ancient marsh
@compact knoll
gritty python
also have a btr figurine now
ancient marsh
gritty python
little flame
started my obsession with roguelikes
pokemon mystery dungeon will always have a special place in my heart
ive played most of the old ones
i liked super mystery dungeon tho
it was pretty cool
gritty python
explorers of time is by far my fav
little flame
same
i just love the artstyle
idk how to describe it
the music is so fucking good too
gritty python
bout to say the music is what blows my mind'
little flame
dialga music still gives me chills
gritty python
16 bit compositions with more complexity than modern music
little flame
its so good
gritty python
like 
little flame
fuggin goobers
gritty python
primal rage for that skuntank activated
gritty python
little flame
BROOO
MY EARS
ARE BEING BLESSED
this game is written so well
i still love it after fucking 12 years or some shit
compact knoll
Reddit
gritty python
actually v well written considering what it is lmao
compact knoll
@ancient marsh
little flame
yeee
ancient marsh
what game is it bro @little flame
compact knoll
ancient marsh
<@292700214492397568>
ancient marsh
pokemon mystery dungeon explorers of the sky
oh i thought it's something good
little flame
oh i thought it's something good
ancient marsh
gritty python
LMAO
little flame
im fucking dying
compact knoll
holy shit im out of shape dude
little flame
holy shit im out of shape dude
u think?
gritty python
little flame
not as bad as xal
keen sparrow
"..y'all got any more of them Salewas..??"
little flame
god bless
little flame
not as bad as xal
sorry king
ancient marsh
holy shit im out of shape dude
ancient marsh
fuck my fat chungus life
@compact knoll
draw charlie like this
make 1 joke about israel
series ends after
curious.
stark torrent
p!cryon
torpid sparrow
ancient marsh
tf cryon do man
gritty python
4am burger run timw
ancient marsh
4am burger run timw
keen sparrow
gritty python
https://tenor.com/view/charlie-smiling-friends-zach-hadel-kebab-fat-gif-81007827...
trying to gain weight
keen sparrow
okay fuck this i gotta play the shit game
ancient marsh
<:yep:1248270091133517927> trying to gain weight
teach artem how to
but then again, he doesn't spend money on public transport
little flame
okay fuck this i gotta play the shit game
gl on ur shit sir
ancient marsh
he just goes outside on a windy day with a plastic bag in hand
and flies to the destination
little flame
bro is not mary poppins
keen sparrow
gl on ur shit sir
probably going to die with a larp gun that sould never see the inside of a raid. enjoy your roguelike.
little flame
probably going to die with a larp gun that sould never see the inside of a raid....
ahahahah
gl
little flame
I became the unc
oh god no
next temple
you look like a chud
compact knoll
you are gen z incarnate
next temple
I know
ancient marsh
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/931627162124050442/1481184853968945234/at...
CAG beach pete
keen sparrow
compact knoll
imaging youre a russian pushing the suwalki gap
and you get merced by a chud
what you see in your dying grasp
short cove
<@727599656627863683>
What bro sends me after failing one job interview
winged mica
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/931627162124050442/1481184853968945234/at...
Cagfrey Epstein?
next temple
what you see in your dying grasp
Tbh by the time i would end up there i would have gotten lasik
I would not be wearing glasses
And it would look even more cursed
compact knoll
never change man
ancient marsh
who up for tarkov
@compact knoll @stark torrent @fast garden @little flame
@viral egret @remote fox
compact knoll
<@1049089806715596810> <@146741297875517440> <@602878702409351199> <@67684570727...
i can do a couple
keen sparrow
fuckin mod that makes your PMC talk automatically is pure gold with these AI generated lines
viral egret
<@453294099672596502> <@183672005545951234>
i can jin give me a sec
ancient marsh
we're gonna run 1 without you
we'll be out fast
i need to go to lh island with the buttplug out
keen sparrow
and you're still going to be posting screenshots of 'pantycrustmuncher's profile because he killed you
soft coral
stark torrent
Not home
flat breach
ancient marsh
https://stupidpenisx.com/i/status/2037786495667605943
wrong gas an
wait its not
@viral egret
soft coral
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1144610907415138344/1441878100378914937/c...
i want her to give me a maple syrop sloppy
soft coral
@keen sparrow @native crypt @fast garden @short cove
keen sparrow
soft coral
over here exploring the grizzlies and upper heartlands
short cove
The humble powerline
soft coral
its a nice view
short cove
i'm going to perish
Cooked
soft coral
sorry aboit the powerline car was going 100kmh
stark torrent
@ancient marsh
what is bro trying to say , that the 2 hours spent with his family was less worth it compared to Marathon
short cove
<@292700214492397568>
Like every game drops in player count if there's no significant new stuff
stark torrent
it is because they invested so much money they need like triple or shit
500 mil into Marathon
short cove
Like for tarkov the big cope is that bsg doesn't make it public what the player count is
stark torrent
Like for tarkov the big cope is that bsg doesn't make it public what the player ...
its prob around the same , in weekend a bit more prob
but half are PvE now most likely
short cove
its prob around the same , in weekend a bit more prob
I mean for abi it's like 30k
stark torrent
Yeah
short cove
And it goes down till a new season drops
stark torrent
same here
short cove
Then it spikes and slowly goes down
stark torrent
@ancient marsh
ancient marsh
???
soft coral
can we just cancel airwong
short cove
I think the big point is what the base line will be
Like dbd got a tough fucking player core which stays, but it always spikes on new stuff and LTM
And for tarkob we really dont know except like ban numbers and steam db
I think that may also be a reason why Nikita didn't wanna hand out codes
Because that makes the player count actually visible
And if you see like 25k players and in the next ban like 16k cheaters
That's fucking horrid
keen sparrow
don't forget the mid-wipe pvp to pve migration
i don't think pve players should really count as playing pve isn't 'the way nikita intended'
ancient marsh
@glacial haven any news youve heard about tarkov anti cheat recently? game had a big patch
compact knoll
@stark torrent you home yet?
soft coral
this chat more active than #╓☢stalker-chat
compact knoll
cyan garnet
don't forget the mid-wipe pvp to pve migration
total pvechud death
keen sparrow
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1044625771534237756/1487406880476364873/a...
bro couldn't even be bothered to install a swivel stud, just thumbtacked his fucking sling right into the wood
and then he fucking tapped holes into the bolt to put a piece of pic rail on it
cyan garnet
well maybe if live was more enjoyable than eating one's own toenails
"game is not meant to be fun"
stark torrent
@ancient marsh @fast garden
PvE players having issues with not knowing who is their teammate and who is teh AI
how man
ancient marsh
<@292700214492397568> <@602878702409351199>
PVE players are human too...
viral egret
<@292700214492397568> <@602878702409351199>
there is no fucking way
armbands exist for this one reason
compact knoll
<@292700214492397568> <@602878702409351199>
Get on man
keen sparrow
speaking of, what is everyone's favourite armband? mine is probably the least useful one.
gritty python
viral egret
i like the white tg one or rivals
rivals is easy to see for teammates so no ff but like
enemies cn see it too
keen sparrow
are they just going to forever edge people about that?
stark torrent
are they just going to forever edge people about that?
most likely, yes
keen sparrow
rude
glacial haven
<@1135549387817373756> any news youve heard about tarkov anti cheat recently? ga...
Well, since I stopped playing, I also stopped dissecting and reverse engineering the game
So I don’t really know
ancient marsh
Well, since I stopped playing, I also stopped dissecting and reverse engineering...
i thought ur in discords or wahtever
know people and whatnot
glacial haven
i thought ur in discords or wahtever
Nah, not really servers, just know an owner of a pretty popular solution
And since I don’t play, I don’t really ask
ancient marsh
is that destiny?
wym
ancient marsh
And since I don’t play, I don’t really ask
ok
keen sparrow
goddamn, such a vibe
gritty python
goddamn, such a vibe
bout to take off imran's arm with that sht
keen sparrow
viral egret
yeah ok wtf
aimpunch is so horriblet hey need to remove it
i got shot once in the arm by a sr and it made my nl go down to the floor infront of me
from like 30 meters away
balanced game btw
just molested a 3 man in dorms feelin good
@stark torrent everyones trying to get 314 its insane
mutant is fire
all damage so far
glacial haven
ok
Just by checking a Forum, you can still patch out Battleye just fine, so don't expect any major improvements
ancient marsh
Just by checking a Forum, you can still patch out Battleye just fine, so don't e...
aight thanks
my cheater list was stuck on 11 for months
i wanna see if i should expect any bans before running it
im also thinking about if the program itself is bugged or not
maybe i should do a manual check myself
glacial haven
im also thinking about if the program itself is bugged or not
It pretty much does what the normal website does, it pretty much reflects what the website says, just in an automated fashion
But you can do that
ancient marsh
But you can do that
i meant maybe there's some bug cause iirc the website itself updated a bit
glacial haven
i meant maybe there's some bug cause iirc the website itself updated a bit
Give me like 10 minutes and I can tell you if something major changed
ancient marsh
ok no rush
ancient marsh
why are u dorms
viral egret
ammo
viral egret
why are u dorms
314
ancient marsh
wanna hop back on in like an hr
i got tilted off the face of the earth last time
like
ancient marsh
artem asks for info
i tell him where i am
looks where i told him
shoots me in the head for 30m away
blames me
blames cryon
calls me gei and retarded
viral egret
no containers either
ancient marsh
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/553728388486004738/1242218020915384340/at...
@compact knoll
cyan garnet
my cheater list was stuck on 11 for months
Cheater spreadsheet?
I havent got 1 ban back since 1.0 lol
viral egret
ancient marsh
I havent got 1 ban back since 1.0 lol
that system is bugged,
glacial haven
Nope, nothing changed, at all
viral egret
compact knoll
>artem asks for info
>i tell him where i am
>looks where i told him
>shoots me i...
i was gonna tell that i didnt know if you were lining up a shot or looking at me
ancient marsh
the ingame notifications
viral egret
gg
glacial haven
API is still the exact same
compact knoll
but you crashed out and left
ancient marsh
i was gonna tell that i didnt know if you were lining up a shot or looking at me
bro who gives a fuck
cyan garnet
that system is bugged,
real?
ancient marsh
you call me gei and retarded after u ask info on me, i tell you where i am, you shoot me anyway, then blame cryon for some reason
viral egret
you call me gei and retarded after u ask info on me, i tell you where i am, you ...
mfw tryna say theres a rogue on 1 and xal just gets head eyes
compact knoll
you call me gei and retarded after u ask info on me, i tell you where i am, you ...
i told you i didnt hear where the fuck you were
ancient marsh
real?
yeah the in-game notification system if a cheater is banned is fully bugged, i got 11 people banned before 1 got 1 notif
compact knoll
i also didnt say it was directly on cryon because i had a bitch speaking in my ear
viral egret
ancient marsh
i told you i didnt hear where the fuck you were
so you shoot the first guy you see
viral egret
i love when dorms is more populated than all of lighthouse
ancient marsh
it's wahtever man
ancient marsh
artem would rather sell his entire family into slavery than take accountability one time
ancient marsh
running straight dogshit sights bro
viral egret
<@292700214492397568> <@453294099672596502> tarkov? gotta update my game
ye sure
ancient marsh
good nade bait
viral egret
no wonder partisan killed me
cyan garnet
i told you i didnt hear where the fuck you were
If youre in some shithole in russia and someone comes into your line of sight, kill him!
ancient marsh
<@292700214492397568> <@453294099672596502> tarkov? gotta update my game
not now
i gotta hit up a store first
buy some stuff
viral egret
good nade bait
im learning how to do it because i see people pushing that stuff
ancient marsh
it'll take me an hour or two
ancient marsh
that's not what it means to "hit something up"
viral egret
i gotta hit up a store first
cant make the scene without the green
little flame
ill hit u on the lips bro
ancient marsh
???
little flame
nothing
stark torrent
hahaha
next temple
Imma hit xal on the lips with a slab of meat
little flame
Imma hit xal on the lips with a slab of meat
glacial haven
yeah the in-game notification system if a cheater is banned is fully bugged, i g...
Why am I not surprised lmao
stark torrent
Why am I not surprised lmao
yeah im not either , makes sense they just forgot about that
stark torrent
ppl prob dont reprort it either , they just say BSG never bans people anyway
little flame
bro is not ishowspeed
remote fox
i was gonna tell that i didnt know if you were lining up a shot or looking at me
Cat fight.
next temple
Me rn
remote fox
glacial haven
ppl prob dont reprort it either , they just say BSG never bans people anyway
Apparently they implemented something to detect HWID Spoofed Values but that could also just be a massive skill issue on the dude that created the Forum post
compact knoll
Cat fight.
aye
i didnt hear where he was
so i shot a guy that was aiming straight at me
stark torrent
Me rn
Tarkov SJ67 equivalent
Max Hideout + Solar Power will give you exactly 67 hours out of the blue jerry can
compact knoll
just suck on a fent one
glacial haven
Someone should make caffeine lollipops.
just suck on a crystal rock
remote fox
just suck on a fent one
Ain't got the lean in me.
glacial haven
Ain't got the lean in me.
just you wait until artyom figures out where you live
viral egret
Someone should make caffeine lollipops.
next temple
I should make a red bull lolipop
remote fox
Those just taste like coffee.
granite coralBOT
📚 nider
A term used to define the [nicest], [coolest], [teacher] at your school.
[Who is] your Nider?
Wow, I am so [lucky]. I have a Nider for a [teacher].
glacial haven
that shit must taste absolutely horrendous
next temple
And sell it to artyom
stark torrent
glacial haven
and stain your teeth like a mf
next temple
I like tea but black tea stains your teeth like a mf
glacial haven
I should make a red bull lolipop
had like red bull ice cream once, it was pretty alright but I can't imagine it tasting good as a lollipop
ancient marsh
## 📚 [nider](<https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=nider&defid=81778...
@stark torrent
next temple
had like red bull ice cream once, it was pretty alright but I can't imagine it t...
Imagine Haribo red bull flavor
glacial haven
Imagine Haribo red bull flavor
that on the other hand would probably go pretty hard
ancient marsh
stop slurfishing
viral egret
new survey or smth idk
stark torrent
stop slurfishing
stop eating everything that isnt nailed down
go to store Xal its Saturday its prob full
ancient marsh
stop eating everything that isnt nailed down
i'll nail you down
glacial haven
stop eating everything that isnt nailed down
i'd watch your mouth, you haven't been nailed for at least a year by now, xal will fucking devour your corpse
stark torrent
i'll nail you down
ancient marsh
what's that one famous Mike Tyson quote
viral egret
my ebt stamps came in
stark torrent
Fentanyahu
ancient marsh
that one is legendary
viral egret
who tf uses sj1 bruh
ancient marsh
my ebt stamps came in
now all you need is a fake $20 bill
next temple
what's that one famous Mike Tyson quote
If xal was a one punch man cgaracter he would be the Puri puri prisoner but obese as fuck
glacial haven
Crime Scene Cleaner got an update as it seems
ancient marsh
If xal was a one punch man cgaracter he would be the Puri puri prisoner but obes...
these words mean nothing to me
ancient marsh
now all you need is a fake $20 bill
sad thise one went unappreciated 🥀
@compact knoll
next temple
these words mean nothing to me
Puri-Puri Prisoner is a flamboyant, openly homosexual superhero. He takes an interest in other good looking male heroes and criminals; an interest which led to his titular jail sentence, as he kept sexually assaulting them.
compact knoll
these words mean nothing to me
just focus on the last part
compact knoll
sad thise one went unappreciated 🥀
i snickered
viral egret
cant cal them that anymore
compact knoll
i would say the other version but i would get automodded
ancient marsh
what's that saitama routine
1000 pushups
10 miles
mine is 1000 big macs
10 liters of coke
gritty python
10 liters of coke
diabetes maxing
glacial haven
one bite man
little flame
wait are they serious? do i seriouly not have the new eod clothing cuz i first bought eod then upgraded to unheard this wipe?
thats so fucking retarded no?
compact knoll
you should get it
ancient marsh
wait are they serious? do i seriouly not have the new eod clothing cuz i first b...
no way thats real
gritty python
wait are they serious? do i seriouly not have the new eod clothing cuz i first b...
yea bout to say, def should have it
little flame
ohh this one?
compact knoll
another survey?
glacial haven
ohh this one?
unironically mid lmao
gritty python
pants are ugly but the plaid is aight
glacial haven
now you just look like a random dude that came from a cabin in the woods
gritty python
yeah the usec is legit drip, bear you just look like jaegers proudest disciple
compact knoll
why the fuck would you have more clothes in the middle under the armour?
little flame
ye
little flame
@viral egret get on
soft coral
gritty python
wendigo repellent
little flame
kkona
soft coral
granpa shotgun
little flame
EWWWWWWWWWW
blazing basin
Show this to Prime
cyan garnet
EWWWWWWWWWW
holy unemployed
glacial haven
I do have a question, did the BSG Devs just give up on the "Account Lifetime" field in the Profile?
little flame
mm yes
soft coral
EWWWWWWWWWW
I smelled him througj the screen
little flame
hes fucking his router
keen sparrow
wait what?
soft coral
20k hours fam
hallow stream
keen sparrow
20k hours fam
yeah i saw that
soft coral
almost as much as artyoms been alive or something
keen sparrow
i mean the 64%, 15 KD guy
stark torrent
that is prob a streamer
very low chance a guy has 20k on tarkov and is not a streamer
soft coral
nah they exist
glacial haven
very low chance a guy has 20k on tarkov and is not a streamer
Not too long ago you saw someone on reddit say that Tarkov was the last thing holding their sanity together and that he'd end himself because he was banned
People that like most definitely exist
stark torrent
Not too long ago you saw someone on reddit say that Tarkov was the last thing ho...
yes posted here it was the Chinese guy that got banned
viral egret
<@453294099672596502> get on
aight
glacial haven
It wasn't a vbucks generator 🥀
soft coral
they tell you go in the trenches to die and you go yes sir
soft coral
keen sparrow
soft coral
<:OG_Pog:1068033749855518780> <a:AlexRage:874895425210048522>
ok?
keen sparrow
I was wondering like why tf is my junk case too full and not taking more stuff and lo
soft coral
keen sparrow
there be 8 car batteries
viral egret
@stark torrent @ancient marsh @compact knoll they nerfed thor strat with sasdrive
little flame
gg
keen sparrow
soft coral
ur mind is rotting
as if it isnt with tarshit
little flame
ivan sybau
soft coral
????
next temple
I considered buying tarkov but then i was like
soft coral
im excited
next temple
"Do i want to torture myself"
soft coral
I considered buying tarkov but then i was like
retarded thought
next temple
And i stuck with GZW and reforger
soft coral
please go and play good games
cyan garnet
Try squad
gritty python
one of those two is still torture
next temple
Try squad
Played it a few times, the main problem is having people who are not 20 IQ on your squad
cyan garnet
I considered buying tarkov but then i was like
based dont listen to the haters
gritty python
reforger is better for that
next temple
Reforger gives you more independence
cyan garnet
The australian community is very small and most people are competent
gritty python
squad def a mixed bag
cyan garnet
I tried reforger
soft coral
hundreds of good games to play
nah ill buy tarkov
cyan garnet
Way too janky for me
soft coral
yeah you retarded af
next temple
>hundreds of good games to play
>nah ill buy tarkov
I didnt buy it
soft coral
good
compact knoll
And i also have 2.8k hours on arma 3
soft coral
hypothetically speaking
compact knoll
and i have 1.5k on war thunder
cyan garnet
next temple
Arma 3 2.8k
Garry's mod 1.2k
Mount and blade 350
Skyrim 350
Fallout 4 300
compact knoll
next temple
goy 4
compact knoll
artjom hop onnnnnnnuhhh
viral egret
Arma 3 2.8k
Garry's mod 1.2k
Mount and blade 350
Skyrim 350
Fallout 4 300
damn thas insane
little flame
pls
viral egret
i think i have like
little flame
compact knoll
i had some guy in my steam friend list before
and i jsut kept seeing fucking
tmod starting
next temple
I played a bunch of roblox when i was like 11-14
compact knoll
every 5 minutes
little flame
lol
little flame
phantom force
true
next temple
Phantom Forces
viral egret
phantom force
its ecent
next temple
Ye it had a grooming scandal lol
viral egret
Ye it had a grooming scandal lol
ye
earlier this year
i still play pf from time to time, to see what happenend with the game
gritty python
oh no the roblox game having grooming problems
little flame
phantom forces was so good back in the day
viral egret
it' surprisingly survived it
gritty python
who'da thunk
little flame
oh no the roblox game having grooming problems
soft coral
hilarious that the only good one is cookie clicker
glacial haven
oh no the roblox game having grooming problems
not to worry, the ceo has a solution
a dating platform for roblox
glacial haven
that's what it needs
little flame
thats his solution
viral egret
gritty python
"there's a worrying amount of pdfs on our platform... let's focus on them and talk about dating"
glacial haven
"there's a worrying amount of pdfs on our platform... let's focus on them and ta...
still got no clue why and how he came up with that
compact knoll
artjom hop onnnnnnnuhhh
i think im just gonna read a book for now
maybe a bit later
gritty python
bro was trying to set up tinder for himself on his platform
fast garden
call me sleepy joe the way im tired
fast garden
so true king
i am worried i am getting sick already
woke up with sore throat
not like this man
little flame
so true king
BRO IVE BEEN GONE FOR A WEEK THEN THEE IS FULLY EMPLOYED
fast garden
gg
stark torrent
glacial haven
so true king
How was the first shift
fast garden
i talked about it a bit farther up in the chat
was late for me thats been prob between 9-12 hrs ago
it was fine
i enjoyed 12 hr shift
i actually really like the eod clothing
its some shit my grandpa would wear
unc clothes
glacial haven
Damn nice
viral egret
compact knoll
i talked about it a bit farther up in the chat
Bro is gonna be the antisocial retard in a workplace full of women that cant stop talking
glacial haven
Bro is gonna be the antisocial retard in a workplace full of women that cant sto...
Hides in the bathroom when a female walks up to him
little flame
GOOPERS UNITE
compact knoll
Hides in the bathroom when a female walks up to him
He said its almost full women
Maybe he will be the first one in tarkov vc to get a gf
glacial haven
Maybe he will be the first one in tarkov vc to get a gf
Who knows, wish him the best
compact knoll
Its gonna be a gilf wont it
fast garden
you know i dated two different people when i worked at walmart idk why everyone is projecting their incel behavior onto me
remote fox
you know i dated two different people when i worked at walmart idk why everyone ...
Slut.
glacial haven
you know i dated two different people when i worked at walmart idk why everyone ...
We're talking about women, not men
And I just wished you the best as well 🥀
fast garden
with friends like this you dont need enemies
compact knoll
you know i dated two different people when i worked at walmart idk why everyone ...
notice how he said people
viral egret
@little flame
this is why i thought its deathshadow
from my sidei thought it was deathshadow not mask
i didnt see the horns
fast garden
based
fast garden
when interacting with the spt discord, dont forget your
keen sparrow
when interacting with the spt discord, dont forget your
gown, mask, goggles, gloves
burned into my fucking mind
remote fox
notice how he said people
viral egret
keen sparrow
you know i dated two different people when i worked at walmart idk why everyone ...
you dated co-workers from wal-mart?
fast garden
you dated co-workers from wal-mart?
please remember that i am fairly young
remote fox
Triggers something visceral that's buried beneath 50,000 years of evolution in me.
stark torrent
keen sparrow
as someone born in 1993
everyone born after 2000 is giga-retarded, and a hazard to themselves and those around them
the last time i rode public transit i heard middle schoolers, not high schoolers, middle schoolers, speaking publically and loudly about whether or not they enjoyed anal
our species is fucked
suuuuper fucked
social media, no playing outside, covid schooling, and now AI in everything
fast garden
yea
keen sparrow
i'm just happy y'all got to play video games before it becomes a streaming service
soft coral
She has great bangs
axtually yes
safe igloo
everyone born after 2000 is giga-retarded, and a hazard to themselves and those ...
I think i turned out alright being born in 2004 and was disciplined by an older southern woman as my mother
soft coral
viral egret
short cove
the last time i rode public transit i heard middle schoolers, not high schoolers...
Ok prude.
viral egret
@stark torrent
keen sparrow
noone wants to hear about your butthole being reamed on the bus when they just got off of work
short cove
Due to being a fellon you cant vote right? Does that remove you from all "what did you vote?" Type drama?
keen sparrow
nope, I voted in Oregon
short cove
Damn
keen sparrow
ancient marsh
Due to being a fellon you cant vote right? Does that remove you from all "what d...
not all places disallow voting when a felon, which is fucking crazy
why should criminals have an opinion on how the country should be ran lmaoooo
short cove
Thought being a violent fellon kind of cuts that right
ancient marsh
Thought being a violent fellon kind of cuts that right
not in all states, no
keen sparrow
Nah, Oregon loves their criminals
man, everyday valfucker gets a crashcourse in reality
ancient marsh
Nah, Oregon loves their criminals
i forgot portland is in oregon
short cove
not all places disallow voting when a felon, which is fucking crazy
In Germany you can like vote except if you like SERIOUSLY do bad shit and the gov hates you
gritty python
Nah, Oregon loves their criminals
is why they also legalized all drugs
short cove
Like you legit can kill and vote
gritty python
genius idea
keen sparrow
i forgot portland is in oregon
i mean in the grand scheme of things why would you even have to know
keen sparrow
is why they also legalized all drugs
'legalised'
little flame
i forgot portland is in oregon
now pull up the stats xal 
short cove
man, everyday valfucker gets a crashcourse in reality
How am I supposed to know
keen sparrow
so in Oregon you get 2 options
glacial haven
everyone born after 2000 is giga-retarded, and a hazard to themselves and those ...
To be entirely fair, I am 22, I was born after 2000 but my childhood was a bit different, while I always had a console or a computer I can play on, I never had a phone and luckily was not very interested in Social Media, at all
short cove
I just heard "felon = cant vote"
glacial haven
And I still to this day avoid Social Media as a way of expressing anything
viral egret
To be entirely fair, I am 22, I was born after 2000 but my childhood was a bit d...
having no phone as a child was a blessing
i had my dads pc and his games
gritty python
them handing out needles is literally the government of oregon saying "fuck it you can just go overdose"
viral egret
minecraft and halo
keen sparrow
them handing out needles is literally the government of oregon saying "fuck it y...
yeah, needle exchange and free narcan for everyone
ancient marsh
now pull up the stats xal <:LULW:750571440184754276>
6%
it's basically white lefties at fault
keen sparrow
when you get charged with possesion in Multnomah county you have 2 options
pay a fine of a couple hundred dollars
short cove
when you get charged with possesion in Multnomah county you have 2 options
Is one sharing w police?
keen sparrow
(noone picks this)
or pinky swear to the court you'll get into drug addiction treatment
gritty python
Is one sharing w police?
no they'll just take some of it before committing it to evidence and report the wrong amount on their paperwork
short cove
no they'll just take some of it before committing it to evidence and report the ...
Just like in germany
keen sparrow
since 99.999% of drug addicts are homeless, you not going to court appointed treatment is all but impossible to punish
glacial haven
I am extremely grateful for my parents actually being parents, they were both over 40 when I was born and I was not the first child, I didn't grow up as an ipad kid
keen sparrow
them handing out needles is literally the government of oregon saying "fuck it y...
my favourite part was them legalising pitching a tent and living in it literally anywhere the fuck you want
short cove
since 99.999% of drug addicts are homeless, you not going to court appointed tre...
I sure wonder if the homelessness is part of the issue
gritty python
I am extremely grateful for my parents actually being parents, they were both ov...
amen on this though, far happier i grew up on games and avoided the social media rot
blazing basin
since 99.999% of drug addicts are homeless, you not going to court appointed tre...
Im sure the gupperment can find anyone they want, they just choose not to
keen sparrow
I sure wonder if the homelessness is part of the issue
it'll never get solved. ever. they are incentivised to keep those people on the street as long as possible.
if there keeps being a homeless problem they keep getting voted for and the non-profits all their friends work at stay employed
gritty python
at least they've realized sending them to jail costs more than just letting them exist, even if handled like absolute dogshit
keen sparrow
well here's the thing
lol, homeless folks know that if the bed lottery (yes thats a thing) gets too hairy
they can just get themselves picked up on petty shoplifting and have 3 meals and a cot for 2 weeks to a month anyways
jail is like a vacation for them
That's how you get those crazies that have like 40 priors
gritty python
they can just get themselves picked up on petty shoplifting and have 3 meals and...
depending on where they steal from they have like 1500 dollars of leniency as well lol
keen sparrow
depending on where they steal from they have like 1500 dollars of leniency as we...
Portland doesn't have that wild limit afaik
gritty python
most retail stores in texas won't even look @ you till you're at 4 figures
keen sparrow
though, if i had to guess the cities that instituted that probably caught on to the jail hotel strat and that's why the limit is so high now
keen sparrow
Ts sounds horrid
this is what happens when your country falls into moral decay
like TALKING ABOUT BUTTSEX ON THE BUS
I lived on the street for a little over a year as soon as i turned 18, that's how i know so much about this shit
compact knoll
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a63EjQbHZd8 @ancient marsh @stark torrent
blazing basin
That's how you get those crazies that have like 40 priors
so can you just kill homeless people and get away with it?
keen sparrow
so can you just kill homeless people and get away with it?
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