💣tarkov-released

[ancient marsh]

got kappa in a month

he's level 48 now

i am biting my tongue so hard

to not call this guy a fucking cheating

f word

[viral egret]

i dont have kappa yet with 600 hours and he got it twice

[ancient marsh]

oh while also on 2 hours of sleep for the entire week every day

like

are we fucking serious?

are we deadass?

people in the eft discord genuinely believe ts btw

literally like until the dogshit fucking anticheat bans the guy

we cannot say he is hacking

iedy come discord man

[cyan garnet]

Eft is full of egoretards and rage baiters

[stark torrent]

and cheaters

that gaslight a lot

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/658063537893146648/1481680327821754478/Coward.mp4?ex=69b431d6&is=69b2e056&hm=f8f6130ad091d39196cfa1fb970ff1cf6a476b81fc5bce9725d0410b7c83ec66&

clip from that guy bro

look how his hipfire snaps onto him bro

this is so fucking blatant

it sticks on his forehead for like half a second

[viral egret]

yeah

[ancient marsh]

you can see the aim stick on his for like 3-4 frames

and as soon as the guy dies

the aim unsticks

cause the aim hack recognizes the guy as dead

15 kd btw

[viral egret]

full class 6 altyn and proflex to die to this

[fast garden]

devils advocate, this is not really a great clip to argue this guy is cheating off of

[viral egret]

in 2 shots he blacked my legs and also lowered me to 100 hp

[fast garden]

at least gameplay wise

[viral egret]

we need leg armor

[fast garden]

get kedred retard

[ancient marsh]

2 kappas in 3 months never played the game before

killer 7 in a month

[fast garden]

yeah and thats why i mean for the clips gameplay alone

everything else? yeah dudes fucking cheating

[stark torrent]

it could be many things , best not to deal with a random retard on OEFT man

who cares rly

[fast garden]

also yeah

theres 10000 more just like him

[stark torrent]

he could have bought the account, he could play with 3 ppl on the acc , one cheating , he could be cheating himself etc etc etc

[ancient marsh]

i am passively-aggressively saying i know he's fucking bullshit

saying like "you have a unique aiming style"

[stark torrent]

his stats are mega sus and i say he is cheating cause i died to him before as i said and i reported him

[ancient marsh]

that retard literally said he is "good at managing time"

he DEADASS

ON MY MOTHERS LIFE

said he sleeps 2 hours a day a whole week

is how he has a job

is "healthy"

and plays 9 hours of eft

every day

[stark torrent]

yeah he is ragebaiting like crazy

just fuck him

[fast garden]

[stark torrent]

like he is lying his ass off what do you expect

[fast garden]

zero intelligent life found on oeft

thats why we are all banned from that discord

[stark torrent]

literally

like OEFT is full of PvE tards and cheaters

[viral egret]

his time management:

8h work assumed

2h sleep

~12-13 hour gaming

1-2 hour eat shit piss shower(if he has heard of one)

[fast garden]

a shower is 10-20 minutes not playing tarkov

not worth

[ancient marsh]

there's still the microbes trying to convince you plate gaps was good and that they were actually aiming for the space between plates like they have VATS from fallout

[viral egret]

the homunculus trying to gaslight me into believing aimbot is fake

[ancient marsh]

i added that guy to my list btw

i will be dancing on his corpse when he's inevitably gone in a year or two

[viral egret]

bbeing edged

[ancient marsh]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/658063537893146648/1481687437569822842/image.png?ex=69b43875&is=69b2e6f5&hm=06a1febd0cedaf3b72d518d5ff38f02851fa2d042b23dac85a3fe94104c2cf6c&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=1269&height=608

@stark torrent @compact knoll @remote fox @little flame

new event

[cyan garnet]

kill a scav there?

[ancient marsh]

says smuggler so i assume new faction

[cyan garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/batman-thinking-gif-18107621495886085895

what trader gives this

[ancient marsh]

just log on bro 🥀

[native crypt]

Peacekeeper judging from how he talks

[cyan garnet]

i'm playing geyrena rn

[little flame]

@stark torrent @ancient marsh @fast garden @compact knoll from fucking edward

iedy sent this package

[viral egret]

@stark torrent

wtf is this locked ccase

[little flame]

[little flame]

sako from birdeye

rofl

[short cove]

Bro is dementia giga hyper mega maxing if real

[ancient marsh]

no he's just lying and cheating/sharing accounts

[short cove]

I mean i was at some point trying to get into awake maxing

Like looking how much your body legit needs on sleep

And to actually function you need like 6 times 20 minutes of sleep a day in like 4 hour intervals at the fucking extreme

This man is NOT doing that if he plays tarkov

[short cove]

How bad is sharing accounts tho

[ancient marsh]

wym

[short cove]

You say “cheating/sharing accounts” i dont really see how sharing accounts is bad

Given that in tarkov you cant boost

[ancient marsh]

you absolutely can, what?

wtf are u saying

[short cove]

Nvm my goofy ass thought of like rank

[ancient marsh]

???

[short cove]

And just thought “you dont got like a ranked mode in tarkov so you cant boost”

And completely forgot achievements and kd

[ancient marsh]

or just GAME PROGRESSION in general??????

wtf are u talm bout bro 🥀

are you on 2 hours of sleep

are you kappa grinding bro be real

[short cove]

i am rn going through a stomach bug

The sewage treatment plants curse

The lack of nutrients makes my body consume brain mass

Shits worse then brain eating bacteria

[winged mica]

Unlocks AMX-30
Good gun
Good mobility

Facing 9.0

[ancient marsh]

#🛩war-thunder

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/hasan-raheem-tbhasaddd-teC22KT98DkLfrPD8W

[keen sparrow]

i had to look up what an AMX-30 is, wtf are we doing

That's a new one to me

[fast garden]

quest in marathon

decently early on

go to hard map get keycodes off enemies on this roof

ok easy

then go to locked off area, have to google how the fuck to get into this place because its not mentioned anywhere how to do it

[little flame]

why play marathon

[fast garden]

finally figure that out, have to go find some keycodes throughout the map

go to activate the terminal to open the path

[keen sparrow]

well when you've been playing the same game for 10 years...

[little flame]

so have you

spt

[viral egret]

https://tenor.com/view/joker-smile-villain-long-gun-gif-17427254

@ancient marsh

[fast garden]

swarmed by a fucking horde of UESC bots and flayed alive because i run out of resources

deadass 20 bots

[keen sparrow]

SPT hasn't even been out for 10 years

[fast garden]

ok man this game just keeps pissing me off

[little flame]

"rizzana"

how old are you again?

[keen sparrow]

[fast garden]

why try anything in life man

maybe you might like something

[little flame]

im about to speak big trouble about ur charges

[keen sparrow]

my charges?

k what are they

[ancient marsh]

you admitted to physically strangling someone while drunk brother

[keen sparrow]

and?

anyways

Name wasn't my idea

[keen sparrow]

I haven't and will not play it, but i have heard nothing good about that game

[little flame]

actual degenerate

[fast garden]

im genuinely trying to put time into the game to have a fully fledged opinion on it

i should mention i did not spend money on it

another thing that really bothered me about it

[keen sparrow]

HOW COULD YOU

lol

[fast garden]

theres 3 maps rn

theres a 4th map

[keen sparrow]

HOW ARE THOSE DEVS GOING TO AFFORD FACIAL PIERCINGS AND HAIR DYE

[fast garden]

locked behind a fucking arg

bungie didnt learn a goddamn thing after niobe labs

ive asked other people with zero connection to the game

[fast garden]

"how do you feel about gameplay content being locked behind something like an arg, that is reliant on the community figuring it out before its unlocked"

overwhelmingly negative reactions to this

[keen sparrow]

i don't mind an optional skin like in BF

but a whole map? that's retarded

[fast garden]

thats fine yeah, im specifically talking about gameplay content ie map

i think cosmetic arg rewards are cool actually

but an entire fucking map

[keen sparrow]

this is a lie, it's more like 15 m/s

[short cove]

Unironically tarkov

You hop on woods

[fast garden]

"key to (room)"

[short cove]

“Friendship brigade”

Cuh where

[keen sparrow]

'cuh'

Lmao

valfucker is from Florida now, lol

[short cove]

And you legit try to find any extract

And then you find out youre at scav base and have to get to like the fucking east while you have 7 minutes on the clock

[fast garden]

in tarkov the friction is the point, in marathon the friction is due to poor design

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/wise-gif-20206877

[short cove]

Place
Place in japan

[fast garden]

dont let this distract you from the fact that no one else here has played marathon

no i am automatically wrong because there is an opportunity to talk bad about the game

gg

[keen sparrow]

If you played as the bob-cut robot bitch you know i would

[short cove]

I legit am defending the game

[keen sparrow]

but no

[short cove]

With saying “tarkov legit got the same issues if not worse”

[fast garden]

they made her so fucking widebodied

[keen sparrow]

you play as a car-crash dummy

[fast garden]

and shes shit

[keen sparrow]

.....go on?

[fast garden]

yeah defending marathon

retard

this game is so painfully mid

the fact that its 40 dollars pushes it into shit tier

[short cove]

I hope you end up rearending a family of 4 in your shitbox

[viral egret]

mb???

[short cove]

0,05 fence

[keen sparrow]

its used in a craft i just cant remember which

LedX?

[short cove]

But like 13 is kinda wild

[fast garden]

it doesnt matter because 90% of the time people are just playing the invis guy

[little flame]

** me existing **
i die to a random guy sitting and camping
iedy dies
blames me and says im pushing the guy

[keen sparrow]

God that was a good scene

[little flame]

truuee

better call saul is peak

[stark torrent]

pushes with a boltie with good ammo

gives the guy free good gun

kills us all

[keen sparrow]

my dumbass

[stark torrent]

[little flame]

HOW AM I PUSHING

[keen sparrow]

watched BCS before breaking bad

[little flame]

none of us knew he was there

[fast garden]

man

do i want to join for tarkov

[little flame]

YES

PLS

[fast garden]

what the fuck are you guys even doing

[little flame]

doing the event quest

for funsies

[fast garden]

theres an event

[viral egret]

pleasseeee speeddddd

[viral egret]

get on

[little flame]

smuggler event

[viral egret]

and my life is yours

[keen sparrow]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[little flame]

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/boo-gif-19787475173016375

That's Hank Hill levels of flat

[blazing basin]

less ass than a real-life athlete 🥀

[keen sparrow]

k, glad to know i'm not the only gooner that noticed

[ancient marsh]

AHAHAHAHAH

[stark torrent]

THROAT NECK

FUCK YOU

https://giphy.com/gifs/corn-cornball-ai-baby-stare-fsDCUITMmTlabKGYHg

run around in full armor

Thorax , Neck by guy

thanks

@fast garden hop on sexkov

[little flame]

hop on king

[viral egret]

hop on king

[soft coral]

bounce on it king

[fast garden]

[ancient marsh]

yeah im good bro

[little flame]

LMAOOOOOO

[stark torrent]

Marathon made him want to kill himself

Imma beleive that

[viral egret]

forgot to bring ammo for backup gun

[keen sparrow]

200 hours/ 7 days * 2 weeks

bro

that's 14 hours a day on average

i'd wanna kill myself too

[fast garden]

"locked case"

[ancient marsh]

event bro

[fast garden]

i never did the first sumggler event

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent sitting in lobby

rare radioactive muzzlebreak

[short cove]

Is this intended to happen

[gritty python]

the radioactive isotope damage

[short cove]

Like bro magdumped and its warm now

Or is this just tarkob being tarkob

[soft coral]

what the fuck

rabi ray rana referencing tony montana and walter white

ayo

[ancient marsh]

popular media the time the game came out no flippin way

[soft coral]

ok?

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh Thee to Alle and cryon

[little flame]

his ass is glowing

[fast garden]

do nothing

win

[little flame]

goddamn

[fast garden]

romanian school of looting

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/pomni-amazing-digital-circus-помни-уцц-удивительный-цифровой-цирк-gif-7660774395801177365

[little flame]

me to xal

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/mourinho-jose-mourinho-yes-yes-yes-yes-oh-yes-gif-745895004274181051

[little flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/tigger-bouncing-1

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/mi7nNsA0unN0DKXPf?invite=cr-MSxsM0EsMTc3NTg0MTk3&v=7

cryon calling on the fucking hologram

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/DrL54YGfFb5Bu

[little flame]

tariffs

rough

[little flame]

YOOOOOO

GOD ALMIGHTY

[viral egret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1481241021487517810/1481673812054380554/togif.gif

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/himmel-peter-meme-anime-4EsB9jkAbzNjEicaTP

[ancient marsh]

why is cryon across the room bro

[little flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/ohio-impressed

[viral egret]

@ancient marsh

i got camped on

neuron activated

[gritty python]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etGaDuCDdXQ

[little flame]

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/mi7XZ23ZgqMrOFg__?invite=cr-MSxzSWIsMTc3NTg0MTk3&v=7

@ancient marsh

the fucking snap

[ancient marsh]

clip starts with "fuck you xal"

[little flame]

wait wtf

LMAOO

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @compact knoll @fast garden https://youtu.be/kn-ZNwluM7Q?si=9mUw4ODCQLEOvfBG&t=3147
Timestamp, they literally do the same thing lmao

[little flame]

LMAOOOO

[ancient marsh]

the event came out like an hour or 2 ago and ppl are already complaining bro 🥀

[stark torrent]

Cryon : im gonna kill terminal guard im gonna kill Pasha

[ancient marsh]

nooooooooooooooo

[little flame]

bro 😭

this guy got pinned down by scavs

and died brutally

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/reaction-meme-speed-smirk-flOrYDTBDYhy0YHmqv

[little flame]

bro i accidentally bought an aquamari for 200k

that must personally be filled with some special sauce

https://klipy.com/gifs/speed-ishowspeed-27

[viral egret]

the chef's famous flavor

makes it saltier

[soft coral]

saltier? How do u know?

[viral egret]

@ancient marsh @compact knoll

[ancient marsh]

it's him

[viral egret]

bro has level 1 skier

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ABCNT-abcnt-charliekirk-erikakirk-HrGt0L0JpHJpvzPUAU

[little flame]

[short cove]

@cyan garnet do you legit got ts in australia

[keen sparrow]

[ancient marsh]

theres no way ts isnt intentional

[gritty python]

this but also with trying to do terminal 🙂

[short cove]

Ofc it is

[gritty python]

there are like 6 spawns on that side of the map

of the like 10 attempts ive done ive gotten the spawn on that side twice

[keen sparrow]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/i2g92vn6p3Y

[hollow patrol]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/588979185687461908/1063906335793610843/4D73EFC0-CA10-4472-965E-2E815E8AB7BE.gif

[short cove]

I just saw someone running the nick name “scooby jew” it legit is so over

[little flame]

@stark torrent @ancient marsh ...............

EXCUSE ME????????

AVERAGES 6K PER RAID

3k kills in 580 raids

bro i cant with this shit

[remote fox]

Ice cream sandwiches.

https://tenor.com/view/leonardo-dicaprio-hell-yes-omg-gif-4951286

[short cove]

Have you considered eating a entire tub of ice tho

[little flame]

"gollumsleftnut"

[short cove]

Like just rawdogging half or a whole liter

[remote fox]

Who do I look like? Xal?

[little flame]

i give up bro

lvl 67 is absurd

[short cove]

Tbh if he would, hes a real one

[little flame]

IN 987 RAIDS????

BRO

[short cove]

6 7

[remote fox]

6-7

[little flame]

hes fucking rmting aswell

ofc he is

[short cove]

How many raids is it to get even higher at like lvl 60?

[little flame]

a fuckload

idk how its possible

even with arena

ud have to play so much

[short cove]

Like he makes 30,8k xp a raid on average

That is

A little much

[little flame]

i mean even if he only runs labyrinth its nerfed now

but u got like 60-120k per raid

but thats so much fucking labrys

i genuinely dont know

[remote fox]

Look at his achievements, he doesn't just run labyrinth.

[little flame]

achievements wasnt added this wipe tho

lol

[remote fox]

Oh wait.

I didn't play that wipe

[soft coral]

1 inch long 12 wide they call me the slab

[viral egret]

@stark torrent exact photo

[short cove]

Ball knowledge

[soft coral]

you're gonna know my balls alright

[viral egret]

bro tapping the trans person

desperate

[soft coral]

hey man u know what Genghis Khan once said
cake is cake even with a candle

[short cove]

Bad things happen to good people cryon

[soft coral]

she says this as she touches me where i pee

we fucking lost

[short cove]

Istg infections legit are like a hard debuff, i am now sick for like a solid 24 hours and i want to genethanjahuly killmyself

[viral egret]

try being sick for a month

i had a annoying asf cold for a month and a bit

[short cove]

I think i legit would just cut my arteries atp

[viral egret]

dont stain the shed walls

[short cove]

Cold is cancer yes, but i rn got a stomach bug

[viral egret]

kurt kobain killed himself for that

[short cove]

Fucking shitting and vomiting

[viral egret]

why should you

you didnt do anything big

[short cove]

Imagine sitting on a shitter w a trash can in your hands

[soft coral]

9x39 telling the chickens and the pig before blowing his shit smoof off: "well guys I guess this is it"

[short cove]

I legit need to start drinking

Employed + not abusing substances

I need to up my game

[little flame]

bro

leave the dead man alone

[soft coral]

ok i might've overdone it a bit

[fast garden]

iedy dies to gornasty guy

grab sniper from smuggler

finish sbih streets

[viral egret]

@stark torrent lord heaes my prayers

bro did something atupid and he busted his lip

ggwp

[stark torrent]

killed a gay couple im so sorry

[soft coral]

the 2 boyfriends in a bush meme

the prophecy is complete

[viral egret]

xal and artyom died

[cyan garnet]

Theyre yum as cunt

[cyan garnet]

bro will not go outside under any circumstance

[remote fox]

A furry gey couple*

[stark torrent]

@fast garden @ancient marsh

[fast garden]

tigz bug returns

[compact knoll]

@ancient marsh @stark torrent

[ancient marsh]

[remote fox]

Where's the giant bulge.

[keen sparrow]

We need Tarkov, but in the middle east so all these FDE guns make sense

https://forge.sp-tarkov.com/mod/2626/segi

"this mod will halve your fps" literally in the mod description

[ancient marsh]

spt

speed nod

[keen sparrow]

!topic

[safe summit]

@keen sparrow

Discussions about Escape From Tarkov and SPT

[frosty basalt]

hey

you can laugh its ok but, does tarkov run any better since this last patch

[hollow patrol]

https://klipy.com/gifs/ishowspeed-laugh-2

[stark torrent]

Lost it to a drone

[viral egret]

doubt

probably worse

[frosty basalt]

probably worse makes sense

even if it did run well

i was in a streets raid

6:30AM

pitch black

not like dawn or just before dawn

it looked like midnight

rain tanked my fps by 30 fps and visibility too

man fuck the weather effects and fuck the active in raid day night cycle

if it being dynamic is the reason for ass performance get rid of it

and rain just makes the game sound and look bad in 100% of cases

[cyan garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-thumbnail-does-he-know-he-doesnt-know-gif-27552850

Streets + fog gg

Slideshow gaming

[frosty basalt]

actually no fog

and i could see clear across the map

until the rain kicked in and the solar eclipse fucking happened

it started gray and somewhat lit up to

pitch black entirely

[soft coral]

ACHIEVED WITH CRYENGINE

The amount of times I've heard that in warface

[ancient marsh]

warface omegalul kappachungundeluxemaximus

[soft coral]

are you ok?

[stark torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1481241021487517810/1481673812054380554/togif.gif

[next temple]

https://youtu.be/vG12FW5lMWc

this is the song imprinted into my brain

[soft coral]

if crysis 3 was longer it would've been so much better

[ancient marsh]

enjoyment in every single crysis game falls off a cliff as soon as tanky enemies are introduced, like the ceph

most fun tactics are unviable so you gotta stand and unload 5 mags into the armored tanky fucks

same as the nanosuit koreans

tanking like 2 headshots with a sniper

[viral egret]

@ancient marsh sunday i wil be home if u goys r down for tarkov so am i

[ancient marsh]

ok

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

ngl the cehp being so tanky is pretty stupid

I get that theyre supposed to be a stepup from cell enemies but they made them a bit too tanky

and its annoying to try and single fire them going for headshots cuz they more more than a 7 year old on crack

[stark torrent]

Shotgun

I used shotgun

[viral egret]

tagilla says this to every pistol runner he sees

[stark torrent]

fuck em ceph

[ancient marsh]

"time for an upgrade"

you turn around away from ragman

to take your paint off without him seeing your cock

but you turn back around

hes fully naked

what do you do

[ancient marsh]

its the same shit on crysis 1

[soft coral]

the way I do it is activate armor mode and just rush and grab em by the throat ez

[ancient marsh]

you get the gauss rifle for legit 1 level to fight human enemies

its right before you uuh go into the mines to fight the main korean antagonist guy

its delivered by a VTOL

and you shoot like 10 guys with it

after that its sniping ceph

[stark torrent]

what i must for expanded pockets

[ancient marsh]

someone's pocket is def getting expanded

[glacial haven]

@ancient marsh please refrain from joining with any further alt accounts, thanks

[stark torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1481241021487517810/1481673812054380554/togif.gif

[glacial haven]

Adding "Worthless" in front of it won't circumvent the automod either

[flat breach]

Hey what's that keyword

[glacial haven]

don't worry about it, it's just a bundle of sticks

[soft coral]

https://youtube.com/shorts/PwSn8A_eaA4?si=zRdxtyX3lTHk-Aoy holy paid actor

@stark torrent considering how much playtime he has
Why would you EVER stop in the middle of that bridge bare ass cheeks out
planted , NOT MOVING and fucking scan the area soooo slowly like he did

[stark torrent]

if he gets shot , the liughthouse boss will aimbot the guy

[viral egret]

zryiachiy will rape him

[soft coral]

ok but still

he can still die regardless of siracha 1 taps the guy on the mountain

siracha wont kill the guy before he shoots
so theres still half a second delay or some before the guy shoots , 1 taps marine and then siracha reacts

[hallow stream]

Kill yourself xalrider

[viral egret]

also the fact that if he gets headshot by any 556/5.45 it wont even kil him thru head

unless its 56a1 or 55a1

and then tis on helmet and luck

[soft coral]

why are we assuming the guy is using 556?

theres other ammos in the game apart from those 2

my point still stands

regardless if he has siracha oh his side or not

its stupid to just stand there like that

[viral egret]

most common ammo on lighthouse

[viral egret]

nobody can get his loot

both strategic and stupid

[soft coral]

??????????

what?

cryon please

sit this one out

[viral egret]

the most commonly RAN ammo

the fuck do you think im referring to

ive died to 556 on lighthouse more than to snipers

the ONE single time i died to a sniper on llighthouse was out of my own incompetence and inability to hit a headshot with a sr-25

[viral egret]

@little flame holy shit providence was a pain

barely beat her on 5th try

[soft coral]

providence?
the risk of rain 1 boss?

[viral egret]

not the ror boss

ccalamity boss

[cyan garnet]

You wont understnd if you're not a super tactical marine

[viral egret]

bro

signus is like tectone's dad

turbo SA'er

@compact knoll

what was that

[native crypt]

Wholesome Bitcoin miner

[stark torrent]

The wind howls across the cracked concrete span of the Lighthouse bridge, carrying the salty sting of the bay below and the faint metallic tang of rust from the half-sunk barges. You freeze mid-stride, boots scraping to a halt on the weathered asphalt, and slowly raise your rifle. Eyes dart left to the jagged mountain ridge looming in the distance, then right toward the fog-shrouded lighthouse peninsula—nothing but swaying reeds and the distant crash of waves. For a heartbeat, the map feels almost peaceful.

Then it hits you: the unmistakable, sharp, chemical bite of burnt Lapua gunpowder drifting on the breeze. Not just any powder—tracers. That acrid, sulfurous reek of .338 Lapua Mag burning bright through the air, the kind that lingers in your nostrils like a warning shot from hell. Someone’s been shooting from up on that mountain, and the tracers just kissed the sky seconds ago.

Your heart slams into overdrive. You drop low, slamming your shoulder into the nearest concrete barrier, the one with the faded “DANGER” graffiti and a cluster of spent 5.56 casings scattered like confetti. Knees hit the grit as you tuck behind the rusted guardrail, breath fogging in the cold air. Fingers fly to the scope—your LPVO clicks smoothly as you spin the elevation turret, zeroing it out to 450 meters. The mountain fills the reticle now, every rocky outcrop and sniper perch crisp and deadly. Crosshairs settle on the shadowed ledge where the wind always whips hardest, the perfect nest for a patient bastard with a Lapua-loaded AXMC.

You chamber a round, exhale slow, and wait. The bridge is quiet again… but you know the smell never lies. They’re still up there. Watching. Waiting for you to move. Tarkov doesn’t forgive hesitation. But today, neither do you.

[compact knoll]

using this server so i can send bigger files

in discord

[soft coral]

haahahaha

I've done that

[stark torrent]

real

[soft coral]

Bad mistake to check steam sales section

OMG ITS ALL PORN

its a bargain

GEM ALERT
@stark torrent @compact knoll

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh @fast garden @viral egret @remote fox @keen sparrow

[soft coral]

was bro playin with 1 hand in his ass you couldn't even be bothered to aim in

[compact knoll]

women??? detected

opinion rejected

[stark torrent]

yes i want to lsiten to some 3 hour PvE anime enjoyer opinion

[compact knoll]

trying to find gameplay

[native crypt]

I don't think even the pve dudes want this because it's worse across the board

Especially when the ai aims near instantly

[compact knoll]

https://www.twitch.tv/wishyvt/clip/ZealousLongSmoothieDogFace-LyC0hVFqu6lXpSpr

so we are playing on 100% headbob

and slowwalk in the open

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent new survery i think

story related

[soft coral]

[keen sparrow]

Mouse lag?

[keen sparrow]

That’s a dude with a voice changer

[stark torrent]

fucking

nvm

he is that kind

anyway

[keen sparrow]

Authority claim: i used to sit in a VC for 5+ hours everyday with a dude that used one for 2 years

[stark torrent]

yeah i replied with mostly negative shit

only fun questlien was Ticket cause Terminal but u had to do the others whcih were shit and timegated to fuck

thats it

[keen sparrow]

[viral egret]

whats kirk starmer doing

[keen sparrow]

Idk, when isn’t he doing something tbh

[blazing basin]

domestic terrorism

iykyk

[ancient marsh]

cool but why did you tag the roxanna guy

[ancient marsh]

thank you so much man big kiss on the lips from me to you, much love from israel

[hallow stream]

I typed out a full sentence and then remembered what server Im in

[ancient marsh]

"tacticow"

her mother is a cow and so is she

[soft coral]

https://open.spotify.com/track/3KfrsiXdhZoP3E7ToFGd2q?si=44c77fd4f2b54bab
@keen sparrow holy shit my eardrums

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh @viral egret @remote fox @fast garden @little flame wanna go farm some smugglers for quest and guns cases and shit

the gun cases give you like insane ammo and shit

[viral egret]

bro

[stark torrent]

stacks of top tier ammo

[viral egret]

i am

wait

can a gtx 1050ti play tarkov

[stark torrent]

No

[viral egret]

[viral egret]

gg then

not home so

[stark torrent]

ah oke

[viral egret]

im going to grandparents to celebrate grandpas birthday

also gonna play with the cat

and do some gardening

[stark torrent]

happy bday

[ancient marsh]

wish him a happy birthday from all of tarkov channel

[viral egret]

how to win every fight

[viral egret]

thank you guys i will

[ancient marsh]

you buy this pc and suddenly marked rooms are never looted

[viral egret]

this is totally not why i find better shit in 314

[ancient marsh]

cryon opens webcam on discord vc and he's dressed in the full hasidic jew outfit

https://tenor.com/view/stefanneke-varinia-gif-19717753

[keen sparrow]

you mean Peyot

פֵּאוֹת

[viral egret]

yeah those

[keen sparrow]

and you guys call yourself jewish, holy fuck

[viral egret]

bro??

i had three messages on my screen

i delete one and they all vanish

[keen sparrow]

was it 3 exact copies of what you said?

Discord shitting the bed again, SSDD

[soft coral]

https://open.spotify.com/track/68ym2KeBJ6QbSbssxtZwAQ?si=a0c652e3b4694218
"Hit a fella with the K , knockout a chromosome"

[viral egret]

yes

im on phone in bad signal area so maybe why

[keen sparrow]

the sidelocks are because of Leviticus 19:27. “Do not cut the hair at the sides of your head or clip off the edges of your beard."

it's just noone could agree where in front of the ear, the hair ends and the beard begins

so they let that one spot grow out long af

[fast garden]

is there some kind of like event reward for this quest

[stark torrent]

Yes

Friendship

iirc there isnt anything special at all but the crates themselves are cracked

[ancient marsh]

no...

[stark torrent]

they give class 5 and 6 pen ammo

and guns and shit

[fast garden]

why is it every time i join for an event its a nothing burger event

[stark torrent]

so i guess that

[ancient marsh]

not even an achievement...

[fast garden]

but i skip game and theres a cool hat

[stark torrent]

its a reused event

[fast garden]

i think i would have liked the white ushanka

[ancient marsh]

@fast garden @stark torrent people who unironically play thru tark events

@compact knoll

[stark torrent]

i got sbih done on LH and Woods by sniping retards drinking vodka at the pier thingie

[fast garden]

alright iedy hop in here

we go get cases

[soft coral]

https://open.spotify.com/track/6Lq1X5hPJk1sEMoJPR0mkS
@fast garden @keen sparrow

meant to post this

[keen sparrow]

"bitch sucked my dick cause i look like her father"

[soft coral]

rio's bars are crazy

love em

[keen sparrow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3xiJVBZni4

[stark torrent]

@viral egret @fast garden @soft coral @keen sparrow @compact knoll

Someone stealing Thee's truck get the 12 gauge under the bed!

[keen sparrow]

the white man's smoke detector beep

[soft coral]

there isn't more than 5 braincells in that clip

did someone really went to steal it?

no way man

[stark torrent]

Funny noise : happens

Brain : 🤣

[soft coral]

boys will be boys

God bless this channel

[ancient marsh]

this is after like 2 minutes of talking about the 50,000 cicadas in thee's microphone

[viral egret]

did the robber survive

[viral egret]

or the goose in iedys room

[ancient marsh]

he took 7 slugs to the chest

there will be a closed casket funeral

[viral egret]

@stark torrent sitting out with the cat bro

[fast garden]

btr is great for a piss break

[ancient marsh]

why does he have mickey mouse gloves bro

😭 🥀

[fast garden]

killas pasty white hands plus negative graphics settings

[ancient marsh]

mayo monkey play model bro

[stark torrent]

[fast garden]

there are roblox games with better textures

[short cove]

Bro might be unemployed but he is finding god tier lyrics daily

[keen sparrow]

RIP

Rememebr the goth mommy channel i was talkin about yesterday?

She's sitting in a wheelchair and her legs have atrophied, which means it isn't a bit

[ancient marsh]

still would

[keen sparrow]

bro SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE HAS AN ONLYFANS

there's no way she doesn't

[ancient marsh]

attractive woman online is a whore? more common than ya think!

[keen sparrow]

oh there's literally a short of her getting AFO leg braces. k now i feel bad

RIP

oh fuck she has MS

killing myself

[viral egret]

what

i dont understand your magic words wizard

[viral egret]

ggwp

[keen sparrow]

I've worked with folks that had MS

most of them had to be straight-cathed multiple times a day if they couldn't use an in-dwelling catheter

they're usually 100% bed-bound

atleast in late late stages of MS

[viral egret]

i cant handle healthcare i have thin patience

[keen sparrow]

same

[viral egret]

[keen sparrow]

"Rex, room 213 fell on the floor"

https://tenor.com/view/pissedoff-gif-19187983

[viral egret]

laptop typing is insanely bad for me

[keen sparrow]

^ my reaction

[next temple]

I remember seeing a mf who managed to beat his multiple sclerosis into submission by lifting

[viral egret]

installing amnomomaly

[keen sparrow]

yeah, could work if you're like .. power lifting

[next temple]

Tbh not sure if it was MS or some other disease which fucked you genetically

[keen sparrow]

Lifting does crazy shit for your nervous system if you don't overdo it

[next temple]

Nervous system is responsible for a huge chunk of your strength

[keen sparrow]

you can literally learn how to flex muscles in isolation that you didn't know you could given enough time in the gym

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @fast garden https://youtu.be/ptKk5MxVMlE?si=4rvlH6eZ_kXKmoc7&t=9

that dude talking about how he "is good at managing time" and sleeps for 2 hours a day for a week

[keen sparrow]

There's a reason it's the dudes with huge pecs that can flex them individually

https://tenor.com/view/buff-gus-fring-gus-fring-ripped-gif-26403200

[fast garden]

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/mix8GVNtqunSYSIUE?utm_source=discord&utm_content=share_message&v=cAg8HArOPgYroO

[cyan garnet]

New arena map is aight

Idk i didnt like it at first but i dont mind it after a few games

sorry for getting in your way when u tryna farm all the bosses big dawg

[fast garden]

god bless tarkov ai

[short cove]

I dont think thats how it works my fella

[viral egret]

@stark torrent trying to use laptop

gpu 80c

on anomaly

[short cove]

Are you running it plugged in or nah

[viral egret]

ye

the power block is cool

its the laptop thats abt to burn

[short cove]

Try cooling it with water or something, at best while youre in a bathtub

Trustz

Do eastern europeans have rcds in their house?

[next temple]

No it genuinely works with some neurological diseases

Lemme find a mf who did thay by becoming a bodybuilder

[short cove]

Some sure, but that is a as of now incurable desires

You can keep it at bay sure

But most never get rid of it

[next temple]

Thats what i meant by beating it into submission

Not deleting it wholesale

[keen sparrow]

HM ITS ALMOST AS IF WHAT I SAID IS TRUE

https://tenor.com/view/shock-gif-25165864

[stark torrent]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-tWmzE5wCs

[keen sparrow]

This is why people that have suffered strokes usually do Physical Therapy

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/dick-you-down-ganga-shit-i-just-might-have-to-dick-you-down-gif-3875196627882734139

[viral egret]

he work(ed) in healthcare

you didnt

out of anyone id trust with medical info itd be him over you

[short cove]

My mother got ms

And i dont expect a neurologist to fw the stalker gamma discord

[short cove]

But ms isent parkinsons, so ive yet not heard anything about how to prevent flare ups except like. . . Dont smoke, eat red meat, avoid stress and take your medication

[keen sparrow]

https://my.clevelandclinic.org/departments/neurological/depts/multiple-sclerosis/ms-approaches/exercise-in-ms#:~:text=A: Exercise is recommended in,level in individuals with MS.

[short cove]

Like sure physical activites probably helps because shit like it giving you le funny chemicals which help against stress and so that way keep it at bay, but like not removing it all together

[keen sparrow]

It’s not a panacea, sure, but it certainly helps

[short cove]

Cant win with these kings, ggs

[keen sparrow]

You can certainly find 4-5 cases where a guy all but beat their MS with weight-lifting

But that’s too anecdotal

If it worked for everybody this wouldn’t really be a conversation rn, it’d be the well-known cure.

Holy shit, dude got diagnosed and decides to go give 100 pounds of himself to the gym.

K, losing that much weight is hard af for anybody. Dude’s just built different.

[soft coral]

pics moments before disaster blah blah

u know the drill

@keen sparrow @short cove @fast garden also time to do the titanfall 2 campaign
yet another peak game from what I've heard

after that we go back to lara croft and then I'll probably go and do dusk

replay dusk*

[soft coral]

shit game devision

[blazing basin]

Gooner baiting CAG larp

[fast garden]

go home gi

[keen sparrow]

Got any more? Buddy? Pal?

[stark torrent]

@fast garden @ancient marsh @remote fox

[fast garden]

pab 9 through my full dura vulkan

happens every time man

fuck you bsg for not leaving this as a class 6

[compact knoll]

AHAHAHHAHA

[fast garden]

have shit gear on my reserve scav

die to some random pscav

has pve in his name

[fast garden]

[modest orbit]

this tarkov shit gets serious 😭

[remote fox]

ARC Raiders player

[modest orbit]

thats what i was thinking

comments full of em

[calm pollen]

most successful scav raid ive done on interchange

[modest orbit]

I never really liked running that gun cuz of how fat it is but it’s fun to dump rounds at people from afar

My most fun I ever have on tarkov is early wipe ground zero shooting timmies in the legs and watching em freak out

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/eye-spy-magnifying-glass-ifunny-black-dude-astonishing-gif-14375730328686511707

iedy trynna find that angle:

[stark torrent]

[stark torrent]

Yeah reserve is going well with all boss spawns

https://giphy.com/gifs/thousand-yard-stare-1000-shell-shock-oaXRLIMnkGBnuQOBzE

https://giphy.com/gifs/hamlet-smile-grin-devious-BYul6RujgoRCryuCdL

[compact knoll]

all bosses you say?

[stark torrent]

except goons partizan and zryachy

i already got killed by 2 cheaters , one was scav player

[hollow patrol]

!0days

[safe summit]

@stark torrent
⠀

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent get on

@remote fox et tu

[stark torrent]

im good

[viral egret]

have fjn you thres

[stark torrent]

not doing reserve

[viral egret]

bro

my hands hurt from cutting a tree down

[stark torrent]

imma head out a bit anyway

[hollow patrol]

am dat olimpiada la engleza @viral egret @stark torrent cred ca iau nota buna da nu 95 ca sa trec la nationala

[stark torrent]

paote e un lucru bun

:))

bv oricum

[remote fox]

Papa needs a nap, sorry.

[compact knoll]

you all are going to hell

[remote fox]

Already there

[stark torrent]

wake up
still alive

[hallow stream]

Plays tarkov

[hollow patrol]

day ruined

[compact knoll]

@ancient marsh you awake kitten?

[hallow stream]

Just fill with tour water boiler with hydrogen gas already man

And stand right next to it as it warms up

[viral egret]

nu e 85?

[hollow patrol]

wtf nu

[viral egret]

wtf

bafta coaie

[hollow patrol]

trece toata lumea cu 85 la engleza

[viral egret]

cine drq stie ce iei, e frumos sa merg la olimpiada oricum

[hollow patrol]

ne-a zis acolo ca 95 e pt etapa urmatoare

[viral egret]

eu arunc cu pietre in gainile lu bunica

[hollow patrol]

cica sunt mai multi copii la engleza decat la romana

gg

[little flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/high-cortisol-level

cryon when he spots the goons

[stark torrent]

we got our pants torn in the ass area yesterday on woods by goons

ran into smugglers and goons at bunker

cortisol level - epstein island level

[compact knoll]

does the woods arena key still spawn part

[stark torrent]

well its more of a myth but it should

unless someone else int he raid triggers him first like on Emercom

cause he spawns there as well at the start of the raid

[little flame]

lmaoooo

xal only knows about high cholesterol levels

[soft coral]

ONGOD WE LOVE FAT BITCHES

[stark torrent]

No

[viral egret]

@stark torrent @hollow patrol

[compact knoll]

watch stream for 5 minute to see gameplay

hears sound
stops moving

[stark torrent]

lol

[hollow patrol]

romania #1

we d bes

[compact knoll]

also game sound on like 5 percent

loaded m80 in spear

HAHAHAHAH

bro its such a shame it shows when the ammo is wrong in stash

it would have been so fucking funny

[ancient marsh]

https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/comments/1rteb7m/feedback_airburst_nades/

@stark torrent @little flame @viral egret

phone screenshot
level 37
died to ai
pve

[viral egret]

???

[ancient marsh]

try reading that guy's posts and not get AIDS

[viral egret]

impossible edition

inexp. players can win against exp. players

[ancient marsh]

@compact knoll

[ancient marsh]

guys it's YOUR fault i killed you when i was sitting in the cuck chair in D2

[viral egret]

bro yeah

like

the gamw is abt hllding angles and having good enough ammo to kill em

run and gun also works

its not like theres hypermovwment shit that can win u the fight or not

like in new cods

[flat breach]

Why did you give him AIDS

[compact knoll]

https://stupidpenisx.com/BudLightSadness/status/2032534325829447898

Squirrel Matador (@BudLightSadness)

YouTuber eats a HARM

QRT: chiefofautism
someone built an OPENSOURCE MILITARY RADAR that tracks multiple targets up to 20km away

its called AERIS-10, full github repo schematics, PCB layouts, FPGA code, python GUI, everything under MIT license

commercial phased array radar starts at $250,000. military surplus is $10,000-50,000 but its decades old analog junk with no electronic beam steering

this does electronic beam steering at 10.5GHz, pulse compression, doppler processing, multi-target tracking on a real time map

two versions: 3km range with patch antenna array, 20km range with 32x16 slotted waveguide array and GaN AMPLIFIERS

custom frequency synthesizer, 16 front-end chips, FPGA doing all signal processing, GPS and IMU for ACCURATE target coordinates when the platform moves

all gerber files included so you can order the PCBs and build it yourself

one person built what defense contractors charge a quarter MILLION for and open sourced it

vxTwitter / fixvx • GIF · Mar 13, 2026, 7:08 PM

[viral egret]

cat became jewish

[stark torrent]

https://x.com/nikgeneburn/status/2032776570515890489

Nikita Buyanov (@nikgeneburn)

Updated Aiming v.2 (for testing on ETS servers)

▶ Play video

X · Mar 14, 2026, 11:11 AM

[compact knoll]

https://stupidpenisx.com/Sarcastagasm_2/status/2032579929527701794

The Notorious S.A.R.C. (@Sarcastagasm_2)

Imagine if one of the most popular black artists only made songs about selling crack at a KFC and drinking grape soda at a basketball game. Femtanyl is the trans girl equivalent of that

QRT: TK_SFM
- Girl hell 1999 -

#Femtanyl #blender #oc

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 13, 2026, 10:09 PM

[hollow patrol]

now i get why they all listen to this

[ancient marsh]

@short cove

no theoretical reason to ever listen to this dogshit man

[viral egret]

this is dogshit

unironically so bad

this isnt even actual music

[hollow patrol]

its like weird loser chud music

[viral egret]

bro its not even that its music

its just random yelling

shit youd find in old center in bucharest

when 4 druggies are fighting

[hollow patrol]

and its all about suicide

[viral egret]

[viral egret]

@ancient marsh

pattern 682

awp exothermic

from harlekinn collection

look at the plus sign

[ancient marsh]

???

just dm an image man

[compact knoll]

doesnt actually sound that bad but its earrape

cant listen to it without for 15 mins without getting a headache

[ancient marsh]

no way people listen to that shit unironically bro

😭

trans headache music

[soft coral]

@compact knoll @stark torrent i nearly had a stroke and started tweaking when i saw this box
the sleeper agent got activated

[viral egret]

doubt it

thats just noise

not even music

[native crypt]

Think of the target audience and then you'll understand

[viral egret]

skull thicker than mine

[cyan garnet]

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