💣tarkov-released

[tame dawn]

That spikestrip dodge was clean

[stark torrent]

Eatin Tacos in Albuqueruque fuck you mom

[fast garden]

Dying to know what she looks like

[stark torrent]

the last spikestrip was thrown as if the policeman is working minimum wage man

[tame dawn]

But what the fuck is the point of a border checkpoint if someone can just drive through that shit

[fast garden]

It’s CA of course they are

[stark torrent]

apparently they dont care if u leave to mexico , they care when u return from it

cause its a higher chance to bring drugs , guns , 3 immigrants etc

so yeah

[keen sparrow]

Oh Green is still the GOAT in SPT

[fast garden]

40 fuckin stims ij green

[keen sparrow]

Green and Residential Unit if you ever want to see a single blue folder in your lifetime

prior to residential unit i hadn't seen a blue folder since 3.7.6

[fast garden]

Res unit in pve/spt is deadass cheating

That room is foul

That area

[keen sparrow]

double SPEAR in the security room

[fast garden]

Like I cannot believe they added that to labs and kept it like it is

[keen sparrow]

2 BTC in the res room

[fast garden]

If only you could make like

Per map presets for sain ai

Give the sain pmcs on labs the cheater ai

[tame dawn]

Only 3?

[fast garden]

It’s a minivan there’s at least 9 coming back

@stark torrent how do this gifted sub shit

[stark torrent]

hmm lemme see

are you in pestily chat

[tame dawn]

18 total, 4 stacked in the back trunk, 6 in back row, 6 in middle, 2 in front passengers seat.

Just dont pull the short straw and end up in the bottom of the trunk stack

[fast garden]

They have to have room for the guns and drugs and drugs too

[tame dawn]

Prison wallets, gg

[fast garden]

Gg

I hope pestily feels like a scum bag for this shit

The AMOUNT of gifted subs

That he will get

Yeah I am

[stark torrent]

hmm is it me or you cant gift a certain person the subg

is it random?

[keen sparrow]

based af

[fast garden]

Some people already have subs

Can’t gift a sub to someone that has it

If we both chat I think

[stark torrent]

yeah it should let me gift it directly to a guy wait

ah yeah say smth in caht

[fast garden]

I gifted you

Saw $8 and wanted to say a slur

[stark torrent]

kekw

[fast garden]

Hey so

[stark torrent]

aight i gave u back

[fast garden]

It says

Claim drop by the 21st

I’m not claiming that shit till 1.0

Maybe it gives the BTC

[stark torrent]

nah you can do it now

[fast garden]

[stark torrent]

hmmmmm

[fast garden]

Full labs stack and what 20 BTC for 1.0

[stark torrent]

[fast garden]

Would fucking hilarious and also exactly the kind of thing to happen

[stark torrent]

yeah aight imma wait

[fast garden]

I love that one wipe where my trader rep didn’t get wiped

Or the one where peoples flea listings didn’t get wiped

Or the one where people got their insurance from the last wipe

@wintry ridge how’s quasi update

I haven’t played in ages because it seems every time they drop an update it’s massive and also more or less needs a wipe

[wintry ridge]

its uhhh

cool i guess

[fast garden]

So I’ve been waiting for closer to a 1.0 I guess

[wintry ridge]

i played the beta a bunch and "beat" it

like 0.7 or whatever it was

0.8 i think

[fast garden]

I played a lot right before they added like the ship modules and shit

[wintry ridge]

now its 0.98 live and they added a couple new planets but no new weapons or anything so im just waiting for the next big addition

[fast garden]

And then a little bit of that and haven’t played since

I saw some steam announcement for like

0.98 or something

I thought

[wintry ridge]

yeah

[fast garden]

Oh you edited lol

[wintry ridge]

i did the beta for the live version because i didnt wanna wait and it was alright

the evil dimension, the uhhh

suicide missions

escort fixes

and new planets werent in there

[fast garden]

Neat

What’s the deal with the suicide missions

Evil ass dimension shit

[wintry ridge]

you can finish missions if you die after completing em now

[fast garden]

[wintry ridge]

instead of failing even if you break or kill the target

[keen sparrow]

so they just yeeted the "survive and extract" parameter

[wintry ridge]

theres now some bramfatura dimension that pauses time and lets you move around it

[fast garden]

It makes sense in the context of the game

[wintry ridge]

I think its for story stuff and the like uhh

endless dungeon mode

but maybe also moving around super quick

[fast garden]

It was something that bothered me low-key but usually you don’t die as the mission is ended

[wintry ridge]

its kinda goated because now it means like uhh

ecolapse doesnt ruin ur run

[fast garden]

Trying to get to missions is so ass

Because travel takes so long

By the time you get to a planet totally different missions king gg

[wintry ridge]

you can die to a baron after doing the task and not crash out because he closed the elevator access 2 turns before you got to it

[wintry ridge]

its better now

[fast garden]

[wintry ridge]

you still get like, tasks you cant get to BUT

99% of tasks are generated within time to get there

even if its across the map

[fast garden]

Did they ever do anything about the one particularly bullshit group of quasimorphs

The freeze assholes

[wintry ridge]

theyre still aids

but good news

other factions also have freeze stuff

[fast garden]

[wintry ridge]

getting molested by some moron with a freeze laser ray and being permastunned

[fast garden]

Hooleesheet

[wintry ridge]

theres also electricity guys too that stun you but i think theres an implant for it

[fast garden]

Opened door on 1 AP gg

Permastun

[wintry ridge]

4 tile distance i think so its not terrible but also thats only minimum accuracy range

enemies will still sometimes freeze you from like 6 tiles away and ruin you

[wintry ridge]

i absolutely fucking despise the 4 ap enemies

[fast garden]

What.

[wintry ridge]

im glad theres a setting to turn down enemies max ap on game creation

[fast garden]

MEEEEOOOOW

MOOOW

MOOOW

SCRATCH

GO AWAY

[wintry ridge]

most 4ap guys can only attack twice but they will run ur ass down with some bullshit energy sword and kill you

[wintry ridge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1373116730322456648/1377055386317754543/attachment.gif

[fast garden]

yeah 4 AP enemies sounds absolutely cancerous

[wintry ridge]

some are fun

it really depends on the faction

i ran into a 4 ap church guy with a sniper and he legit ran circles around me like how you would bait an NPC in melee to chase you

[fast garden]

Okay that’s fucking cool

[wintry ridge]

just able to reload shoot move all in the same turn

[arctic bone]

https://i.imgur.com/KAHM15T.png

[wintry ridge]

fucked up

[arctic bone]

taco bell

[wintry ridge]

@fast garden OH ALSO you can modify attributes to like everything now

so if you farm a bunch of stuff you can make one of ur clones have like

9 view range and 300 hp

[arctic bone]

https://i.imgur.com/SE8y3bS.jpeg

[fast garden]

I did mess around with changing stats on guns

[arctic bone]

rate scav run haul

now place bets on whether i survive

[fast garden]

[wintry ridge]

8?

idk what the max is

ill check rn

[fast garden]

Shit from the ass

Scope and tx-15

That’s ur next gun

[wintry ridge]

you can also adjust skills

[short cove]

Aint no way

Bros catboying

[wintry ridge]

so if you dislike knife damage perk in one skill you can replace it with some other perk

[fast garden]

he is trying to barge down my door

[fast garden]

Oh yeah I did that too that was with that ship update

I saw that the classes got full reworked again

[wintry ridge]

lmfao you can like

super human

its obscene though

[fast garden]

Jesus

I mean makes sense

[arctic bone]

https://i.imgur.com/wu7SmLN.png

[wintry ridge]

bonus slightly secret tech

[arctic bone]

heart attack kill

[wintry ridge]

you can shell ownership a uhh

small company

and just run to their faction bases and grab their trade items for free

which I think nerfs their faction power growth rate, or just power outright but

its free shit to make you strong

and you can always just do a bunch of quests for them again after it to help fix it

[fast garden]

That’s neat actually

[compact knoll]

et tu?

[fast garden]

My cat at my door

That woke me up at four

[arctic bone]

moooooooooow

mooow

mowww

mowwwwwwwww

[fast garden]

As I lay for a snore

Alas, the food bowl he doth adore

[keen sparrow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/812054091479384134/837030853472550932/image0.gif

[fast garden]

Sybau

[wintry ridge]

also theres the chinese now

and theyre kinda chill with it

[fast garden]

They keep adding more factions lol

RAAHHH I LOVE MORE FACTIONS

[wintry ridge]

tech tier 5 and you can buy an m202 flash

[fast garden]

Now his meows are sad

[arctic bone]

https://tenor.com/view/womp-womp-duck-gif-3719273168868208404

[wintry ridge]

unironically the chinese faction is really good

they get best in slot like uhhh

anti "everything" armor

unless ur fighting chemical corp or quasimorphs

[wintry ridge]

dilthey is a new one too and theyre like,

weird ancom-like fellas

they get special energy cells but also new weapon types

i mean sbn

ancom are the evil guys

[fast garden]

Are they really evil if they are just the entire military industrial complex

[wintry ridge]

realware is

ancom is the news company

and they get like, geist armor from uhh

killzone

[fast garden]

Oh

Damn

Forgot

[wintry ridge]

also theres kinda like uhh

weapon bloat now

where some of the new additions are just better than higher tech old ones

the ancom rifles suck compared to the new aussie ones

[fast garden]

Power creep

Is the phrase you are looking for

[wintry ridge]

yeah

this mf

[fast garden]

Well that’s slightly lame

[wintry ridge]

is real fun

[wintry ridge]

yeah but they scrap into good parts atleast

[fast garden]

Tarkov channel talking about silly turn based strategy extraction game

Brain fart is on hate train for tarkov mode

[short cove]

Chat I am out of the loop

What's the misery situation

[fast garden]

No one cares

[stark torrent]

@fast garden

you need to accept it here after twitch

now i hope it doesnt expire on 15th idk

[fast garden]

It should be a permanent account thing there

[stark torrent]

yeah imma press it on 15th when it wipeo

[fast garden]

Yeah

It would be REALLY funny

If we got all those bitcoins

Really fucking funny.

Brain fart is full mast tarkov hate boner man what happened

[fast garden]

Average ground zero experience

Total window death

[wintry ridge]

not even

i just wanna talk about the game

whats ur twitch name

[fast garden]

Same as here but with zeros why

[wintry ridge]

oh iedy already got to ya

[fast garden]

The armband yeah lol

We are not claiming it until 1.0

To see if the 20 btc show up

[arctic bone]

whats up with male cats looking retarded and vacant

[hollow patrol]

crank it a modest amount @wintry ridge

[fast garden]

He is just a goober

[cyan garnet]

Ggs outskilled

[arctic bone]

THE TURD PLOPPER

[fast garden]

Mobile discord is retarded

[cyan garnet]

Gimp mask + svd + goons rig gamer vs naked ppsh man

[fast garden]

Two of them are now on my bed

The other one is like

I can hear her drinking water

[arctic bone]

do yall autosort or do re4 autism

[keen sparrow]

All this cat-posting

meanwhile my dog is fucking retarded beyond measure

[arctic bone]

what kind

i have a golden

[keen sparrow]

german short-haired pointer

[arctic bone]

google images make that dog too smart looking to be dumb

id hate to be a dumb dog owner

the golden isnt even mine its just here

[keen sparrow]

They're good for hunting

that's it

[arctic bone]

when i get land i want a few caucasian shepherds

[fast garden]

Auto sort blows ass in tarkov

Sort containers at the bottom of stash so you can dump everything and use the top as a sell
Space

[arctic bone]

im too broke and new to have containers

we stashing

[keen sparrow]

don't forget that backpacks can be russian doll nested inside each other

and some rigs have more storage cells inside than they take up

[arctic bone]

im stuck with 20 container sizers

i have yet to be able to matroska the backpizzle

i butchered the doll name

its ok

im so glad i can steal all scav gear

https://i.imgur.com/JwyeMES.png

oh god

[keen sparrow]

Classic Green room going sicko-mode

[cyan garnet]

Using scav gear on your pmc

bros in actual poverty rn

[arctic bone]

yessir

country boys make do

i used that mosin in cqb

finished him off with my TT

stole his gucci AR

[cyan garnet]

Congrats you minced a bot

[arctic bone]

then a friendly scav came running towards me tweaking out while i was tabbed out so i tabbed back in and unloaded into his skull

[fast garden]

He’s NEW new

[keen sparrow]

yeah this is like their 3rd or 4th raid of all time ever

[arctic bone]

https://i.imgur.com/aTBy9ku.png

[cyan garnet]

He should get on live so i can brutalise him while hes trying to find the wine bottle

[keen sparrow]

Wine bottle is aids in SPT too

the shop it's in is in such a bad fucking spot, lmao

[arctic bone]

whats the lore on the wine bottle

[keen sparrow]

you'll see

[arctic bone]

is it the last unbroken bottle of fucking barefoot 2017

[fast garden]

It’s what prapor had when you were conceived

[arctic bone]

my mom did crack in the 90's

90-92

brother born in 93

[keen sparrow]

[arctic bone]

me born in 99

my brother works for jp morgan & chase as a backend developer

[compact knoll]

i think

[arctic bone]

im a burnout alcoholic

[compact knoll]

yeah so your brother

yeah uhhh

how do i say this

you sure he was planned?

[arctic bone]

idk my mom showed me a list of all the dudes she fucked after she divorced her last husband

[keen sparrow]

jfc why

[arctic bone]

my dad was #24 of like 84

she was on some alcoholic shit which is why the house devolved into bullshit

[compact knoll]

bro AHAHAHHA

[keen sparrow]

also why you putting your mom on blast, holy fuck, lol

[compact knoll]

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/flightreacts-reaction-flight-reacts-flight-reacts-flightreacts-gif-14526489174047821058

[keen sparrow]

goes into gaming discord

"so yeah btw guys my moms a crackwhore alky slut"

[arctic bone]

i trusted her to help sell my car, $4k obo no less than $3200, she assures me all is fine, turns around, tells me she sold it to a family friend for less than half of what i bought it for and gave me $200

[fast garden]

Well on the brightside “I fucked ur mum” is more of an insult to the person that did

[arctic bone]

it is literally their loss

she quit her job as the #3 spot in the company at a prestigious local credit union

to

be an amazon drop shipper

now she wants to make and sell candles

[keen sparrow]

oh so she's crazy or has BPD or ADHD or some shit

[arctic bone]

probably all of those

[compact knoll]

where did all of this come from

[arctic bone]

im drunk, someone said something that triggered neurons to fire

words pour from fingers on keys like water on rocks

Let me tell you about my best friend

[keen sparrow]

Why am i getting SWATTED ON LABS

[arctic bone]

my internet is so ass i have to watch your videos on data on my phone

[keen sparrow]

god please don't

i have nitro

every one of my videos has the potential to be a 500MB bomb

[arctic bone]

we pay for 1.2gbps internet with unlimited cap

[keen sparrow]

you'll be toast on data by this saturday

[arctic bone]

but somehow ATT fucked that up and i might get 50mb/s

we have unlimited 5g

tmobile magenta family plan type shit

[arctic bone]

jesus christ

is being sporadic like that really the way or something

[keen sparrow]

[arctic bone]

i go into everything sneaky beaky like

[keen sparrow]

you mean panicking?

no

[arctic bone]

well last night someone posted an arena video doing basically the same thing

[compact knoll]

how is recoil worse than in live

[arctic bone]

and told me "i can't comprehend evasion" or some shit

and like fair its just

two wildly different accounts of the same behavior

[compact knoll]

also nice aim retard

[keen sparrow]

I panicked at the 7 bots outside the door

[arctic bone]

i would have handled it

stats dont lie

[keen sparrow]

my fault for bringing the fucking MP7 to labs, lol

[arctic bone]

https://i.imgur.com/AZjSUbc.png

john wick better look out

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/try-not-to-laugh-gif-7516440236715803256

[arctic bone]

[compact knoll]

skill issue ngl

[glacial haven]

i think there is some parts of your personal life that you should just keep to yourself

[tame dawn]

Paying for the plan =/= having correct equipment for those speeds

[arctic bone]

i need a blow & go for public chat rooms and that isnt a joke

[arctic bone]

this is a historical issue with my mom buying internet shit

[glacial haven]

even if you have the equipment for it, many providers specify "up to" somewhere in the small print lmao

[keen sparrow]

Bro said he was born in 1999 but i knew he was young as soon as he used the womp womp gif

[arctic bone]

she'll buy $487598475 worth of extenders and signal boosters before going "oh i need the equipment that comes with the plan"

[glacial haven]

you can very much create a private server for that

[keen sparrow]

it is never unlimited

[tame dawn]

Unlimited data (throttled past 100gb)

[glacial haven]

unlimited = unmetered with fair use policy

as always

[arctic bone]

im just gonna put it down and continue, avoid spiraling

[glacial haven]

if you have a business line, then it's actually unlimited but you're paying for that dearly

[keen sparrow]

yeah, you're going to blow through 500GB in like 2.5 weeks and then you're on DSL for the rest of the month

happens everytime

Need to put the router in the middle of the abode, and hardwire your shit to that router, wireless be damned

also obligatory

https://tenor.com/view/job-job-application-jobless-gif-2757097081210871087

[arctic bone]

they have 24/7 youtube vibe streams going for the dogs downstairs

on top of what all i do

[tame dawn]

FOR THE DOGS

[arctic bone]

yes

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/donald-trump-trump-america-pm-america-usa-gif-9445794783363342883

[tame dawn]

[glacial haven]

i am fine with whatever as long as i don't have to read that again

[keen sparrow]

jfc my country is retarded

[glacial haven]

say that shit in #🛩war-thunder, you can use that channel as your private diary, no one ever visits it anyways

[arctic bone]

bet

[tame dawn]

Lemme guess, 25% of the bottle left?

[cyan garnet]

Please dont post j*b applications is takbop chat

[glacial haven]

is someone shoving a bottle up their ass or what do you mean by 25% left?

[tame dawn]

I meant how much of the bottle is left to drink

[glacial haven]

just a matter of time until i also get one of those gay little discord strikes on my account

[arctic bone]

and i even provided a visual aid

[blazing basin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1159352710743740466/1427890582113616003/car_side_eye.gif

[arctic bone]

fuck ive been up long enough to smell the coffee

now im hungry

[tame dawn]

The half empty vodka bottle, the discord shrimp posture rot setup, the sun peeking through the blinds.

[arctic bone]

why does coffee smell make me hungry

[tame dawn]

Absolute depression cinema

[arctic bone]

yeah im in my creature phase

[glacial haven]

the perfect scenery

https://tenor.com/view/boneworks-kms-suicide-cockandballtortureisfunnyhaha-revolver-gif-19983342

[keen sparrow]

This really is suicide watch

lol

[tame dawn]

All its missing is lotion, tissues, and takeout containers next to a pile of clothes

[compact knoll]

bullshit stays for 2 years too

[glacial haven]

you see that little dot at the end of the line? that'll be my account status most likely

[compact knoll]

CASTE

CASTE BRO

https://tenor.com/view/speed-try-not-to-laugh-speed-dont-laugh-gif-9393628858940137350

[glacial haven]

is that like a todo list?

i mean

i am probably 90% done already

[compact knoll]

i believe you

luckily discord accounts with a phone numbers are very cheap

[glacial haven]

"Socioeconomic status", so i can't talk about my job without having someone shove a 12 gauge in their throat

gotcha

[keen sparrow]

new meta build

[ancient marsh]

source of income? so no making fun of whores?

[arctic bone]

how does this line up to my scav ak from earlier

[compact knoll]

wuh?

huh?

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-try-not-to-laugh-speed-dont-laugh-gif-9393628858940137350

dont ask

or big trouble

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-try-not-to-laugh-speed-dont-laugh-gif-9393628858940137350

[arctic bone]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-try-not-to-laugh-gif-7682731162751353849

[glacial haven]

see how they don't mention "bestiality", the official discord mods are hiding something

[ancient marsh]

tarkov player = protected class

[ancient marsh]

🇮🇳 🇮🇳 🇮🇳 🇮🇳 🇮🇳 🇮🇳 🇮🇳 🇮🇳 🇮🇳

[arctic bone]

if i filed for disability i'd get it because alcoholic

[tame dawn]

SAAAAR YOU CANOT SAY THAT DALIT

[compact knoll]

this is

curious

[tame dawn]

OF content creators in shambles

[glacial haven]

i think i should ask discord support on how many casualties are the minimum to make sure i deny the ones below the requirement

[arctic bone]

isn't discord support wikipedia tier

[glacial haven]

with how they handle documents, more or less, yeah

your id is now our id

[tame dawn]

Didn't they punish the dude who make a roblox pedo tracker for discord?

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-try-not-to-laugh-speed-dont-laugh-gif-9393628858940137350

[tame dawn]

[glacial haven]

"deadnaming"

alright

[compact knoll]

where is this going

[glacial haven]

man, i am always 🤏 this close to just dropping the bundle of sticks

looks at me like the green goblin mask

[keen sparrow]

lol

https://tenor.com/view/doit-starwars-kill-gif-5023949

[compact knoll]

AHHAHAHA

[flat breach]

It's okay, man
You're one of us, you get the pass

[compact knoll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1356717566118203635/1411975148453494895/fb4728fd-a932-4d4f-a525-492495234dd3.gif

[glacial haven]

it'd be unfair towards the rest of the class

can't do em like that

the dude that repeats after me is getting shot for 24 hours

but think of the reddit clout, there would be at least 5 posts just about me

[flat breach]

He posts like nobody's been watching the entire time
Like, lil bro, sit down, the chair is already strapped

[arctic bone]

"gamma dude 'bloodofsniper' said a word that is now bad but was tossed around like candy not even 10 years ago"

[flat breach]

It still is, you're just not cool enough

[glacial haven]

don't let em know about my previous 5 activision accounts

[arctic bone]

if retard was so bad why isnt "retardant" and "retard" (in aviation) modernized

[glacial haven]

i wouldn't say it if it were a bad word

shit, not even i believed that one

[tame dawn]

Gotta get creative

[arctic bone]

in my grandma's house we had a cuss box

and a switch

not the glock kind, but the stick from a tree kind

grandma tell you "go get me a switch"

you were about to die

[glacial haven]

i would be dead fucking poor on the streets on fent and meth if i had one of those

[arctic bone]

it is legit why my brother had no childhood savings until he was 14

for no reason whatsoever he sought to curse his caretakers for trying to raise him right

[glacial haven]

wait a second, could i have been banned from tarkov for using slurs?

[compact knoll]

uhhh

no?

[glacial haven]

perfect.

[compact knoll]

i think they can change your name

and maybe mute you?

[glacial haven]

well that's even worse

[compact knoll]

saying hard r and getting reported didnt get my friend muted

so

[glacial haven]

that's the upside of tarkov

they are so fucking brain dead, they will never have ai moderation

it will always be some underpaid russian

that barely has a grasp on the english language

[arctic bone]

sometimes i really feel bad for the possibility that the guy really is just some poverse russian

and everyone is just hating and cursing on that person for doing the job as they understand it and it really isnt their fault higher ups can't or won't course correct

[glacial haven]

fuck that dude in particular

[arctic bone]

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-try-not-to-laugh-speed-dont-laugh-gif-9393628858940137350

[arctic bone]

but as an example from my job recently like, we just got some new shit that automatically does a task

but because the new machine sucks ass, they all blame the guy near it because thats how it used to be, no machine, just guy

[ancient marsh]

i needed to go on specific anti-allergen diet recently because i rrandomly started breaking out into itches and red spots on the skin
i got disallowed so many foods i basically asked "so what CAN i eat at this point?"
this reminds me of this

[arctic bone]

guy can't even do anything

[glacial haven]

well, he is getting paid to be blamed

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-try-not-to-laugh-speed-dont-laugh-gif-9393628858940137350

[glacial haven]

too bad

[arctic bone]

fair i guess

[glacial haven]

i ain't reading all that

[arctic bone]

plus he smells really bad and i know this whole server would complain if they had to be near him

[glacial haven]

kill yourself

[arctic bone]

like dude has an area of effect radius

[glacial haven]

Jokes aside, people like that will always exist, you'll always have the one dude that is severely underpaid or that catches all the blame while not being at fault

[arctic bone]

i don't think he'd have such a bad rap if he'd fucking bathe but yeah

everyone just calls him stinky and for just cause

[glacial haven]

I mean, what stops you from just buying a febreze spray bottle and dousing him in it

[arctic bone]

potential allergens

assault charge

amazon deciding im not really vibing out the vibes with their vibey workplace

[glacial haven]

Then turn it around, buy a hazmat suit and only put on the cap once you walk past him

[arctic bone]

i and many others have professed to management we won't be working with or near him until that shit is fixed

any other workplace ive been at would have bullied him into complying or quitting

they just keep him in roles that are typically away from people

[glacial haven]

You went from the attempt of making me feel bad to you wanting to get rid of him

[arctic bone]

i mean

i feel bad on one hand and on the other like dude just fucking take care of yourself

[glacial haven]

What if he showers every day but has a really bad natural odour

[arctic bone]

god has abandoned this dirt and the people on it

[glacial haven]

Just tell management to put his desk near an air vent

Or outside

[arctic bone]

desk

bratan i work at amazon

[glacial haven]

Then just put him outside or near an air vent, idk

[arctic bone]

i promise multiple of us have thought about just tying him up and throwing him into the retention pond behind the smoke area

[soft coral]

@fast garden now I have an idea
record the start of a run for an hour or so then upload to youtube as episode 1 or w/e and on stream do the boring task grindy bits

[arctic bone]

the shit is like a fucking wall

and it lingers in the air

[glacial haven]

Maybe Amazon doesn't pay him enough to buy toilet paper

[arctic bone]

if you are cursed to have to walk behind him i hope you can hold your breath

its not the shitty ass kind of smell

its the musty sweat-caked under fat rolls and don't shower smell

[soft coral]

[arctic bone]

the kind of smell that would turn your SNES yellow

the kind of smell that would make you wish you were smoking an unfiltered cigarette instead

[viral egret]

fuuh u mean yellow that shi turning green

VIBRANT green

[glacial haven]

Look at the bright side

[arctic bone]

https://tenor.com/view/looking-around-guilty-confused-gif-13044434317740784883

i need to get back to delivery driving for construction

[glacial haven]

Yeah I just said that to stop you from listing any more examples of what it smells like

[arctic bone]

i cannot blame you

[brittle sinew]

If I ever buy an FLP02 case, I have to turn it nicotine yellow

[arctic bone]

if thats your prerogative

[stark torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/926466559654895617/1416478726325276763/ezgif.com-animated-gif-maker.gif

[arctic bone]

i just want a modernized Antec 900

[keen sparrow]

Oh it still happens to some synthetic materials today

go find a console controller that you have in storage, especially a PS4 controller

feel the thumbstick

or any nintendo 3ds for that matter

[arctic bone]

i have a 4 y/o white ps4 controller

i feel it

[glacial haven]

that's one way to just glue your finger to the rubber coating of it

[keen sparrow]

the rubber like.. de-vulcanises or some shit

all the shmoo seeps out of them

I had a 3ds thumbstick just crumble into pieces, man was it a bitch to replace

[brittle sinew]

Gaming on the crusty ass ps4 controller 🤌

[arctic bone]

all my old gamecube thumbsticks dried out and crusted or crumbled

[soft coral]

COCK

WOAHHH DUDE

radical dude

[glacial haven]

I just had the ds lite

It only has plastic parts, thank god for that

Idk why they are all using rubber for the coating on top of the joystick

[viral egret]

grip

[glacial haven]

That shit has better grip, sure but it literally becomes a sticky mess after a couple of years

[keen sparrow]

*if you don't use it regularly

which, who is, lol

what grinds my gears is noone's moved over to hall effect sensors for thumbsticks

They still use fucking graphite and wiper potentiometers for the X and Y

[glacial haven]

I mean, some consoles you just keep to look back at them

I don’t play with my ps3 anymore but it still sucks that the controller is unusable

[keen sparrow]

My 3DS is permanently in my purse incase i'm ever out in public and get told to 'wait'.

I don't have a smartphone so

[glacial haven]

Your purse?

Ain’t you a dude

[hollow patrol]

dude packing a purse

[hollow patrol]

girly girl shit

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/i-know-you-gif-9203462059918813942

[glacial haven]

bro, I have 3 things I take outside, my phone, my wallet and my keys, how the fuck you taking a whole ass tornado emergency kit with you every time you go outside

[keen sparrow]

very carefully.

Ialso keep a ferro-rod, knife, and monocular in my pants pockets

[hollow patrol]

what do you need all that shit for

[stark torrent]

literally this , i am almost 28 and i dont even carry the wallet with me , i leave it in my car lol

what i carry on me are car keys , card and phone lol

[keen sparrow]

where i live it's an hour drive to go anywhere that matters

i get bored

[hollow patrol]

an hour is like not even that bad though

[keen sparrow]

just to go get a hair cut?

[hollow patrol]

sounds like a skill issue tbh

[keen sparrow]

it's a geography issue

[hollow patrol]

fix it then idk

[keen sparrow]

Where i used to live is a shit-stain so i'm good

[glacial haven]

I mean, I do carry it with me because I sometimes go to a bakery for example and they don't always accept card

But other than that, I don't even need a separate card, my apple wallet literally has all of my cards in it

Could not prepare to go out, I would probably get pissed half-way through

[soft coral]

@stark torrent @glacial haven @fast garden

awwww yea

[glacial haven]

I just realised

He is carrying the fraudster starter kit

Steal his purse and his identity is now yours

SSN with official document, ID's of all kinds

Just to make it a bit easier, try putting your water bill of the past 3 months in there

[keen sparrow]

3 different copies of the same ID

[glacial haven]

Maybe an image of you sitting in front of your house number

[hollow patrol]

im on my way

[viral egret]

why tf do you carry a tag

[arctic bone]

MICHAEL

ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY TODAY

CAKE AND ICECREAM IS ON ITS WAY

[viral egret]

based

[keen sparrow]

every michael kors purse comes with that shit, just never bothered to toss it

[viral egret]

i take my earbuds phone wallet and house keys only

literally never anything else

[viral egret]

lazy

[keen sparrow]

calling the guy with a purse that weighs as much as a small child lazy

lol okay

[viral egret]

define how small the child is

newborn

infant

5 years old

[keen sparrow]

like newborn

it's about 8 pounds

[viral egret]

so like 5kg

that's pretty light bruh

[arctic bone]

phone/wallet/keys/gun/fanny pack first aid-mag pouch/ w/ empty 5oz snack pocket

edc of kings

[viral egret]

mag pouch

gun

i forgot youre american

[arctic bone]

its an adidas sling with bandaids and the one whole extra mag cz gave me with my overpriced problem solver

[viral egret]

damn

[arctic bone]

i love this little shit tho

[glacial haven]

even if i drive with my car, i don't take my vape with me because i don't want to carry extra shit, i could not get used to carrying more than 3 things

that shit would be mad annoying

[arctic bone]

do you like work at a place where you take breaks

i need my addiction device

[glacial haven]

self employed, i mostly work from home

[arctic bone]

based

[glacial haven]

even though i do have an office at the building i rent, i just can't be bothered unless there is a reason like a meeting

[arctic bone]

how many of those meetings could have been an email

[glacial haven]

probably all of them but some customers want to meet a person before signing a contract

[arctic bone]

i'd give the exception of exceptions to those

client (the money) always does the do

[glacial haven]

i honestly do not mind, any reason to go outside does it for me lmao

[arctic bone]

i dont think i could hack working from home or self employment tbh

[keen sparrow]

@soft coral @stark torrent

[arctic bone]

when im at work i have to constantly be doing something like moving around

desk (even if bed desk) time is for entertainment

[viral egret]

why man

[glacial haven]

I don't mind it

[soft coral]

golden gate bridge aaah handguard

[keen sparrow]

Sorry

[glacial haven]

But it is not very eventful, I don't do shit like in Mr. Robot, I just scream at my screen for a mistake I made and then fix it

[keen sparrow]

@compact knoll @fast garden @cyan garnet

[compact knoll]

i just responded to it

[arctic bone]

i scream in my head at my coworkers for not just doing the very easy unskilled labor and forcing me to pick up their slack

but if i didnt get to move around that much id be playing tic tac toe on my skin

i hate getting paid to do nothing and i cant go home

[glacial haven]

I mean, I can do whatever I want but I still prefer working

Idk, I like programming

[arctic bone]

my brother is in a similar boat i guess, he claims to me he might work 7 hours out of a standard work week

i couldnt do that

https://tenor.com/view/energizer-bunny-stillgoing-gif-15647619426124457646

[glacial haven]

Nah I push those 12 hours a day or longer, I literally don't do much else

[arctic bone]

getting shit done is unfathomably based

i just cant do it sitting still

my restless leg shit would cause the house to collapse

[glacial haven]

I would play a game but since most of the shit that released either isn't up my alley or garbage, I am also stuck on that raft

[glacial haven]

Fair enough

I just don't mind it but I should buy a standing desk, like one where you can change the height

[arctic bone]

my brother spent big money on one of those for his new setup but still just sits in his chair

[glacial haven]

And a more comfortable foot rest, I am by no means poor but I have been using my subwoofer for the past 4 years, that shit is not even plugged in, it's just my foot rest

[arctic bone]

nothing wrong with living simply

even if i had infinite money i'd prefer to have only enough things i can move without help

[glacial haven]

It's more so the fact that you either get a cheap bullshit one for like 50€ or you get a "gaming" version that costs 400€

Like, no in between

[arctic bone]

we have pressurized air duster right

$3 per can of standard

$8 per can of gaming duster

[glacial haven]

The fuck is gaming duster

[arctic bone]

the same exact product with a fancy label

[keen sparrow]

My onkill and onheadshot sounds work LMAO

[glacial haven]

But I just had an idea, what about one of those office garbage cans out of aluminium from ikea and I just turn it around

And then put a cushion on top of it or something

[arctic bone]

like how you can buy allergy tablets or sleep aid pills here and they're both 25mg diphenhydramine

but the sleep aid version tells you its not for allergy relief

and the allergy relief version tells you its not for sleep aid

but one costs substantially more than the other

[glacial haven]

Yeah I luckily never bought anything like that, I do buy allergy meds but they are quite literally just for relief, thank god

[keen sparrow]

would not recommend taking more diphenhydramine than needed btw

[glacial haven]

How much are those office garbage cans tho

looks pretty alright, will get one of those whenever i drive by an ikea

[soft coral]

10/10 my vertical stream is completely botched for some reason

[arctic bone]

the us is full of simple scams like these lmao

[glacial haven]

I mean, not to be insulting but like, I have not met an easier crowd of people that will throw money at the most simple shit than the citizens of the United States of America

It is quite astonishing to see

[arctic bone]

its not insulting to me its just sad to stand by my stacks of saved earned money while they blow it all on vanity shit and stuff

id be happy with a shipping container house as long as i had internet and a pooter and basic transpo

pooter = computer but also a toilet too

[glacial haven]

I mean, everyone has different goals and requirements

[soft coral]

ok i fixed it

wtf

[glacial haven]

Some want a very simple life, some want to live the american dream with a house, a beautiful wife, children and a golden retriever

Depends on the person I would guess

[arctic bone]

from experience the golden retriever eats drywall and causes hilarious repair bills

https://bobscontainers.com/store/cold-climate-container-home/#cms-figure

[glacial haven]

Golden Retrievers are docile as hell, there must be a reason for it

[arctic bone]

i want something like this on like 10 acres of land

he's a puppy, tons of energy

[glacial haven]

But they are cute

[arctic bone]

he's pretty smart too, i don't dislike him but he's definitely a mistake to add to the house

he ate the couch my mom crashed out and yelled at our movers for getting sweat on

so her new bf just remade the living room with a carbon copy couch upstairs

[glacial haven]

You literally can not dislike a golden retriever, you'd be disliking a friend that will always sit by your side

[arctic bone]

i love the dog 100%, and everyone else in the house does too at this point, hes a lovable asshole

but his initial introduction caused a gigantic shitstorm between everyone

[glacial haven]

I love dogs but idk if I will ever get one again, after going through like 4 dogs that all died due to old age, that shit hurts

[arctic bone]

i just had one of my personal dogs punch his ticket pretty recently

i want a big dog but im not gonna get one until i have land and space

our goldyboi barely has space here in mom's basement subdivision. nobody takes him on walks either.

no socialization whatsoever

[glacial haven]

Alright, that is just animal abuse at that point

Don't get a dog if you ain't gonna take care of it

[cyan garnet]

I love my dog

[glacial haven]

I do not care about your situation, if you're lonely or whatever, if you can't take care of it, don't get it

[soft coral]

FUCKING LVOE IT when horizontal and vertical outputs completely break on streamlabs and oyutube MY GOD

[arctic bone]

mom's bf's daughter DEMANDED the dog because of a childhood promise

she doesn't even live here anymore but just left him here

dont get me wrong i give that feller as much love and attention i can spare

[glacial haven]

[glacial haven]

Good daughter, I can't wish her anything without getting my account terminated

Hope she gets knocked up and the baby dad just disappears

[arctic bone]

everything you might have wanted to say i've already said to the father directly

[soft coral]

LIKE WHY DOES IT DO THIS THIS SHOULDNT BE THE HORIZONTAL STREAMMMMM

[arctic bone]

initially i was omegapissed because i wanted my own bigboi dog (a Doberman) and they said no, but within a month of her moving in, it was like burger king

[soft coral]

until the other day it LITERALLY worked perfectly

nwo its all broken

FROM WHAT!?!>@!

[arctic bone]

now i wanna wrestle this stupid golden fluff monster

retard dog has no business being this cute and smart and happy

[glacial haven]

cuteness aggression, i loved wrestling with my bernese mountain dog, even worse when she laid flat, just looked up and started wagging her tail, would always bring me some toy

and when you ignored her, she would use her snoot to forcefully move you arm

[arctic bone]

this one will stamp his paw on your foot with toy in mouth

not hard but like

he knows what hes doing

[glacial haven]

nah fuck that, she used her claws to make sure you were paying attention to her

[arctic bone]

his arent long enough

[glacial haven]

she didn't hurt you but it was enough to realise that she wanted to play

[arctic bone]

my cats would do that if they laid on my lap and i didnt scritch enough

ive come around so hard on this dog that if he's not there to greet me when i come in the door after work i might cry

perhaps im emotional off of recently losing zlawg to old age and medical complications

that little shit would sound the alarm for 5 minutes after i've walked in the door and settled down

[glacial haven]

damn

[arctic bone]

he chewed up some expensive shoes of mine when he was a pup and id resented him and the whole thing behind his acquisition since until it was obvious the girl didnt give two shits about him

cant stand people who think animal = accessory

[glacial haven]

nah, a dog is just a friend, that's why i wish nothing but the worst for people that buy them as either an accessory or as a disposable toy they can just push aside when they're done playing

[arctic bone]

zlawg was my first real long term animal relationship-death and i wish they could all go out like he did

changed how i view pets as a whole

zlawg 7 years ago

[glacial haven]

is that a lil one or does he just look like that?

[arctic bone]

he just looks like that

aside from the small breed, he was the runt of the litter

toughed it out for 13 good years and passed in his sleep

[glacial haven]

That's nice at least

[arctic bone]

his sister is still here

[soft coral]

amazing

legit can't fix it

it stays fucking stretched

[arctic bone]

i just wish she'd of shown him more reverence like we did but animals do how animals do

[soft coral]

despite the retarded vertical resolution being 1080 by 1920

like what>

[arctic bone]

woah

gamma mobile???

[soft coral]

its like youtube completely fucking ignores the fact that streamlabs forcefully crops it to vertical and is like

nop

I use horizontal fuck you

this shit worked flawlessly the other day

[glacial haven]

we just got the fattest one out of the litter

[soft coral]

wtf happened I've not touched a single setting

[arctic bone]

my mom couldn't separate them when she adopted them so ihjgh

[glacial haven]

but anyways, sorry to cut this conversation short, i gotta get back to work, been nice talking to you all, have a great rest of your day, maybe i'll be back later

[arctic bone]

"cut this short"

chin wag going since it was dark outside

[cyan garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/cartman-now-we-can-finally-play-the-game-gif-26486523

[keen sparrow]

The end of every ffxiv expac ever

And by ‘play the game’ i mean gamble millions worth of materia so that you might get a +12 instead of a +6 in one slot on a piece of gear so that savage prog is .05 less seconds of pain

It’s actually better to buy gil with real money and just buy pre-made gear that’s made by people who’s entire raison de-etre is making penta-melded gear to make as much money ingame as possible.

[fast garden]

he has some retarded mod that makes recoil dogshit and the mod is called like "recoil enhanced" or something

[next temple]

literally my family handgun

[arctic bone]

the 9mm or .45 version

[next temple]

9 mil

[arctic bone]

basado

i think the .45 is p10F only anyway

[next temple]

.45 is not practical for what the intent of buying it was

[arctic bone]

https://underwoodammo.com/9mm-luger-p-90gr-xtreme-defender-solid-monolithic-self-defense-ammo-816-1/

now buy these

[next temple]

My father only got it cause he needed a side-arm for his paramilitary shit

[arctic bone]

my stepdad helped me buy it after i sold my ar (retard i know) so i guess its in a similar vein

i wouldnt consider it the family gun tho

tbh it was the only meaningful thing he gave father to son

my bio dad could never

[next temple]

I find it hilarious how civilians can end up better equipped and prepared than our conscripts

they bring the sort of "Local QRF" vibe to the function that the Russian Hybrid warfare units dont like

[arctic bone]

this scenario in america is like being handed a ferrari at age 16 when you first get your driver's license i feel

you have this turbo super kit but no know-how to use it

[next temple]

there's a reason why they are under direct command of the minsitry of defense

cause if they were left off leash you'd end up having rogue militia's like in 2014 ukraine

[fast garden]

people are dogging pestily for his retarded armband lmao

[arctic bone]

why does the "m4" curve

[fast garden]

what

oh yeah his ai generated armband

[arctic bone]

the armband

[fast garden]

thats why

[arctic bone]

everything i know about tarkov is because of gamma

or retards in passing over the last 6 years

so the special limited ai sloppa armband is like omgwtfbbq

i dont even play live

in a world where everyone hates ai art shit we will now push special paid item with ai art and claim super designers designed it

this cannot backfire

[short cove]

Why? You want all the diphenhydramine to yourself like a commie?

[arctic bone]

i also would not recommend drinking while taking it with hydroxyzine and fluoxetine but not everyone is built like me

(retarded)

[short cove]

The humble 6.8 sig spear that fucks the dick off of every armoured target in 400m range

[arctic bone]

the point of my comment was buying gucci shit doesnt mean you know how to use it

the gun and ammo can speak for itself

the retard wielding it, tho..

also p320 debacle ruined sig brand for me

turkish nissan acquisition 2.0

alright im running 24 hours awake

what map do i take scav johnson to with his break action thingy

https://i.imgur.com/JveD6Hj.png

what the fuck is this weppin

[fast garden]

breakaction

single shot rifle

legally a shotgun

[arctic bone]

ok its a rifle

does it shoot shotshell or boolit

[fast garden]

54r

[arctic bone]

i will now use it in cqb like i did with the mosin in my last run

dorm doors on customs are deceptively bulletproof despite being made of wood

[fast garden]

they are not

but pen matters for surface penetration

and all surface penetration is heavy rng

[arctic bone]

i put the progressive bots on and the guy i looked had a 5.45 ak but he could not defeat me

idk what ammo he had

мужчина : i will now rush you since i heard your gunfire
john scav: it's a nice gun, i'll give you that, but the engravings give you no tactical advantage whatsoever

the river swells nearby, and suddenly, as if one thousand waterfalls appeared before our eyes,

[stark torrent]

@compact knoll hop on arena bbg

@fast garden you too

[fast garden]

if its anything other than last hero im out

[stark torrent]

checkpoint

i mean lemme reset them cause i just got

[fast garden]

cant you transfer currency to bp currency

[keen sparrow]

Aside from like.. CNS depression, it can make you trip balls

[stark torrent]

yeah u can

[fast garden]

hm

[stark torrent]

ok i got two LH

[fast garden]

i need to do that

[stark torrent]

can do them in 1 game kek

[keen sparrow]

Yeah, probably not going to interact well with prozac

[stark torrent]

yeah thats why i didnt prestige im sending tark money to arena

[keen sparrow]

It’s never a good trip either btw

[stark torrent]

then make currency with it

[compact knoll]

no

i refuse

[arctic bone]

its been fine since im used to it now

being the big drinker man and whatnot. my doctor says its fine as long as its not causing side effects

[keen sparrow]

[keen sparrow]

Get a new doctor, lol

[arctic bone]

https://i.imgur.com/GXTpDKZ.png

[keen sparrow]

Was about to ask if you lived in canada or some retarded place but someone said tennesee earlier.

[arctic bone]

see i want these

but the other two, no

yeah, tennis sea

i only take meds before bed anyway

[keen sparrow]

Fucking stupid, lol. Drinks alcohol, a depressant

Then takes anti-depressants

[arctic bone]

"why am i so awake"

"ive been up for 24 hours please someone tell me why"

believe me im self aware of my choices

the other night i mentioned looking into rehab leave for work lol

[keen sparrow]

Get some eszopiclone or some shit

[keen sparrow]

Yeah, do that

[arctic bone]

i should have taken the shot when i had the chance a year and a half ago

[keen sparrow]

And what alcohol does to your brain chemistry while drunk, versus your brain during a hangover?

Bro, if you cut booze you could probably adjust your prozac dosage

To a lower dose

[keen sparrow]

Ivan isn’t here though

[arctic bone]

im at the next step up from minimum. initially, the combination of the two (prozac and hydroxyzine) along with the weed vapes i was smoking completely curbed my alcohol craving

and then i just started drinking again like when i started smoking again, someone offered me a sip

[keen sparrow]

THC and fluoxetine

https://tenor.com/view/stu-macher-stu-macher-scream-scream-1996-gif-17119884868234924733

[arctic bone]

https://tenor.com/view/silent-hill-3-gugga-heather-mason-gif-5357979603412392235

[keen sparrow]

Your brain must be marshmallows and tar

No offense mate

[arctic bone]

none taken

im very uh

i guess soldiery? objective-focused? im a bad self-starter and always have been

like also absolutely ill dogwalk myself about my habits. they're problems i need to curb if i wanna actually get the land i keep talking about wanting to get

[keen sparrow]

As someone that was in intensive therapy and counseling for 12 years, poly-abuse while homeless, and worked at a hospital for like 3 years, i’ve picked up some shit here and there. Not a doctor or a psychiatrist or a pharmacist.

But hearing what cocktail you’re swimming in

You;re playing with serotonin syndrome or your nervous system forgetting how to make your lungs move

[arctic bone]

i promise my breathing's fine, but before i started meds i couldn't go into a grocery store without having a panic attack

started them one year ago

[keen sparrow]

Agorophobia?

Was your childhood shit? Were you always home all the time?

[arctic bone]

idk, i used to watch a lot of gore and general untreated anxiety about shootings in the news

[arctic bone]

shit? no, home always? yes

[keen sparrow]

I guess i can kind of relate. Going to big places with lots of people gives me the heebie-jeebs

[arctic bone]

its something i enjoy now. you never know who you'll meet

i love meeting and interacting with randoms now

id still call myself an introvert tho

[keen sparrow]

Sure sure

I;ve got a ‘safeword’ with my GF when we’re in public

I say ‘sure could use a cigarette right about now’

Let’s her discreetly know my social battery is spent

[arctic bone]

lol my latest ex erupted like fucking krakatoa when i greeted the clothing store cashier by name because she and her boyfriend would frequent my gas station while i worked overnight

i never had that luxury of an understanding partner

[keen sparrow]

Huge problem of having issues yourself

It attracts predatory shitters

[arctic bone]

i was with her for 2 years before i had enough. really i had enough before but didnt know how to get out of it

[keen sparrow]

They prey on the vulnerable

If i sent you the DSM-V criteria for narcissism she’d probably check 8/10 of them, lol

[arctic bone]

i'd also probably check a decent chunk ngl

im getting better at it

[keen sparrow]

A true narc would’ve come in here dick-waving about how they’re the best at tarkov

[arctic bone]

im trying to live this

just a man in his grotto

but come this next work week i get to deal with a real narc since they're coming back from training

mf will invent fake saftey guidelines to try and get over on you

i wish there was a button to instantly vaporize all grown ass men that treat the workplace like high school

[keen sparrow]

Just be authentic. Wholly unbothered

They hate it when they can’t bother people

[arctic bone]

thats how i be, im kind of just venting about it here