💣tarkov-released

[minor quartz]

GLORY TO CCP
TARDKOV WILL FALL
ARENA BREAKOUT SWEEP

[short cove]

Dude ts literally happens in tarkov

Also its a irl warcrime

[fast garden]

newtards dont get that

also who the fuck cares that its a warcrime its a fucking game where a bunch of hobos shoot each other

its not even techically a war

and its all clandestine anyway

[stark torrent]

sir game gives me cool gun and bullet and no penalty for killing oyu

[fast garden]

but you dont understand that makes you a bad person:

le twitter user

[cyan garnet]

Lmfao

[fast garden]

he is experiencing the scav on scav violence arc

[cyan garnet]

Its his own fault for being friendly in an extraction shooter

Its like when people load in naked on ground zero

im still gonna fuck you up

Itll just be easier

[soft coral]

never ever being friendly in tarkov

the moment that raid loads in

[cyan garnet]

So true glory to the ccp

[soft coral]

i pull up on the opps

[cyan garnet]

[soft coral]

unless we're questing and i need my 545 ps unlock

[stark torrent]

Player Scav : walks 3 steps towards my direction

aight buddy its over

[fast garden]

slide on the opps i keep the block hot

[cyan garnet]

"Did this retard just look in my direction" bang

[soft coral]

let mfs know how we slide in Bulgaria

[fast garden]

he is losing his mind lmao

[soft coral]

is?

you mean has lost

[stark torrent]

Hey man have any Bulb-

https://tenor.com/view/gunshot-gun-bullet-gun-fire-slow-motion-gif-1350622951632937821

[cyan garnet]

Got any hose for hideout-

https://tenor.com/view/firing-gun-carver-call-of-duty-black-ops-7-shooting-gun-activision-publishing-inc-gif-14451994248275059307

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/looney-gif-21845836

hey was that a motor-

[stark torrent]

Boss - Spawns

XiaoZin_Shaolin89 :

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-blast-off-fly-away-mad-angry-gif-7976436256671662488

[glacial haven]

time to use my permissions as leverage, the first one to bring me 2 cans of tushonka in the new wipe gets to choose someone that i'll mute for them for 2 days

[fast garden]

[tame dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/gun-gif-22839895

I need one more gas ana-

[glacial haven]

but there's a penalty, if i don't get them, i will unban breezy and quarantine everyone in this channel with him

[tame dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/im-out-we-out-peace-out-disappear-gif-15464202

[glacial haven]

you'll be put in the quarantine as well

ragequit has been logging all users that ever sent a message in this channel for this purpose

[fast garden]

another one of snipers long built on plans

[compact knoll]

planning and scheming

[glacial haven]

there's a reason why the bot was free

[viral egret]

is it Racist yet

[glacial haven]

yet?

[soft coral]

@fast garden @compact knoll @stark torrent

[viral egret]

if it wants to be with us tarkov players it must be

[tame dawn]

Collecting data to make tarkov fanfic

[glacial haven]

what kinda question is that, i made the bot, of course it is

[compact knoll]

Touche

[glacial haven]

no, just to abuse the tarkov players on this server

[viral egret]

god bless i post everything BUT tarkov here

[glacial haven]

think of the saw movie and the traps, just with retard cap on

[viral egret]

woah since when does jupiter have car

[tame dawn]

The blackjack bot lockdowns are cruel enough

Rigged

[fast garden]

tutorial should also say avoid geists like the plauge

unless you want to get sent into low orbit

[glacial haven]

@nikita i want a streamer item

https://tenor.com/view/propeller-hat-cap-hat-propeller-gif-15616643850040443083

[viral egret]

not my first time

i went out of bounds in darkscape

[soft coral]

How to trigger balkan mom tutorial works all the time 100% of the time
1: wear barefoot around the house
2: sit on the floor/tiles
3: go out with wet hair
@viral egret @stark torrent

[fast garden]

have you seen the clip of me getting launched and then landing on my companion and still killing the geist + sinners

somehow lived

[viral egret]

no but damn

[glacial haven]

meh, best i can do is a black dude named jack

[viral egret]

my mom only gets triggered by number 3

[tame dawn]

"You didn't say thank you. You arent a true believer."

[glacial haven]

i will tell his wife's boyfriend to pressure him into it

[soft coral]

she has evolved past the first 2 she no longer cares

mine goes "yeah go on get ill I wont buy you medicine"

cinema

[viral egret]

medicine

i bought meds again

because i got sick

(im still going to classes, cant stay home anyway)

[fast garden]

my plauge spreads

[viral egret]

nah

my brother got virosis

and he spread it to everyone

i think even the dog got it

[fast garden]

[soft coral]

Curse of the Amerikanski

wtf is getmany lobby doing

[glacial haven]

there's a dude in here that posted his shit in a toilet bowl into the tarkov server, let's not start comparing the channel quality

[soft coral]

he who shall not be named

[fast garden]

https://medal.tv/games/stalker-anomaly/clips/l40KfJSitaIRaVoOZ?invite=cr-MSx6WEcsNDM5MjE4OTMy

[glacial haven]

ya'll ever get bored and just get some youtube channel's business email and register them to a bunch of newsletters?

[soft coral]

no we're not villains

[fast garden]

sniper is genuinely evil for the love of the game lmfao

[soft coral]

RESPECT!

I should continue need for speed underground

[glacial haven]

life hack: you can use the dot trick ([e-mail]) and the + trick ([e-mail]) to register them a couple of times

[viral egret]

instakill protection

[viral egret]

i think you can also do [e-mail]? one of my friends told me abt this like ages ago

[glacial haven]

you can put whatever after the plus

look, they might complain now but when they are getting that 10% off coupon for the candle that smells like sweaty vagina, they can thank me

[fast garden]

those who know

who was it that did that again

[viral egret]

implying that a fucking candlemaker would know how a sweaty vagina smells

[stark torrent]

so you mean to tell me that if i forward this

it's over

[glacial haven]

they smelled surströming at least once in their lifetime

[stark torrent]

can i disable the everyone tag for me

[viral egret]

i hope you look for that @ everyone tag more next time

if i get dragged into satans sweaty asshole named offtopic again for a random ping

[fast garden]

remember when 9x39 did that and yoy banned him temp

[glacial haven]

at your stage of disability, i think there's not a lot we can take from you outside of motor function of your limbs

https://tenor.com/view/clarkson-jeremy-clarkson-grand-tour-top-gear-jumping-out-the-car-gif-24283901

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/spider-man-norman-osborn-surprised-you-cant-do-this-to-me-gif-24182893

[soft coral]

[stark torrent]

ouuskha

[glacial haven]

nikita plays tarkov, you'll manage

[stark torrent]

HONDA

[fast garden]

at everyone pings are the funniest shit ever

[soft coral]

HOND

ITS TIME

[glacial haven]

the funnier shit is that even big creators get pinged

gotta make that a regular thing

@deft elbow ping the entire server twice and ban a random user

[soft coral]

you know me I HAD to pick the japanese missile

[fast garden]

what even is that bot lmfao

[glacial haven]

the one that keeps the scam messages out

[fast garden]

ahhh

[stark torrent]

Understood , banning Shifty

[fast garden]

jarmin

barn shifty 300 years

[viral egret]

i disagree can we ban the brony

[stark torrent]

@glacial haven i have a personal question

did u do college?

[viral egret]

shifty is our retard

nobody wants that brony

[glacial haven]

i made it in a cave with only a travel pussy and a zune mp3 player

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/iron-man-iron-man-hammer-iron-hammer-robert-downey-robert-downey-jr-gif-15959050

[viral egret]

sony tark>!!

[fast garden]

tarkov by sony sounds ass

[glacial haven]

what's the equivalent in germany

[fast garden]

something something art school

[viral egret]

its meant to bei nversed tony stark but sony ttark sounds wrong

[soft coral]

@stark torrent come to watch peak @fast garden

[viral egret]

good question let me go ask my friend by carrier pigeon

[stark torrent]

ye i got no clue, i guess - ughh - professional high school or shit

where they teach you stuff on the go

idk how germany has ed system

[glacial haven]

there is no equivalent as it seems, university is the closest

[viral egret]

its still college

[glacial haven]

and no

i didn't go to university

[stark torrent]

so you are self taught

[fast garden]

brain scorcher hard mode (i have no rifle ammo)

[glacial haven]

yes

[stark torrent]

all of the shit you do?

aight

ggs

crazy , im impressed

[viral egret]

invictus?

[fast garden]

no

[viral egret]

damn

[glacial haven]

it only took me to be at least 1% of the yearly revenue of marlboro

[viral egret]

i did bs invictus like yesterday

[glacial haven]

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/fridge-meme-good-ending-black-man-opening-gif-17099877077400562986

[soft coral]

man I really wish

I need to get a bluetooth controller or something

connect it to the laptop and play nfs on the big 49inch TV with the my speeaker setup in the living room

[stark torrent]

i did that with pro street

and played it on my big tv

[glacial haven]

how about you, how many years did you spend to become a teacher

like what is the requirement to become a teacher in romania

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/fast-and-furious-car-gif-19071527

HOOLY PEEAKKKK

WOHOOOOOOOOOOOO

[stark torrent]

you need college + the special course , both are 3 years but you can do them together

if you want to be a high school teacher , you need 2 years masters + 2 years level 2 course , again , can be done together

[soft coral]

smiling like a lunatic while playing this

[stark torrent]

sadly i wasted 2 years on a dogshit college before i dropped out and went on American Studies Enlgish and did this one as well

but its decent , after 3 years you can get somewhat a guaranteed job

is it pretty? eh not really at start, but the wage is higher than the average so its ok

[glacial haven]

yeah i think i am way more impressed with that than what i did, i know that teachers have a lot more "vacation" and aren't paid that bad but you gotta handle the little shits in class

[stark torrent]

triple that down for Romania because i have been in some schools where i had to control myself

i know ppl roll their eyes when adults say Tiktok and internet ruined kids brains , until you see it for yourself

[soft coral]

210kmh with the honda on 5th

[stark torrent]

I go in class today , everyone is saying 6 7

[fast garden]

teachers dont get paid shit over here

[glacial haven]

oh no, i can believe it

[soft coral]

if I was a teacher and had that happen I'd instantly write F grades to everyone

[glacial haven]

i can believe it without even visiting a school nowadays

[fast garden]

i do not miss HS for that

my class was the last one with any semblance of brain activity

[soft coral]

genuinely fk HS

NOT missing that horrid place

[glacial haven]

but the biggest issue in school is, you gotta follow all the brainrot or you'll be left in the dust

entire group makes the most retarded statements and you have no fucking clue what's going on

[fast garden]

67 is actual rot

because its literally meaningless

[stark torrent]

yeah pretty much , i mean , i am ok , since i am the youngest in the school by at least 10 years

But still , kids are like melted brains and their attention span is 0 + parents just give them the phones

[glacial haven]

but it wasn't as bad back then

[stark torrent]

which is L parenting lul

[soft coral]

plus theyre gypsies

[stark torrent]

not all of them are

[fast garden]

do we golden true that

[glacial haven]

that's perfect, they don't think too hard when they make my burger at mcdonalds

[stark torrent]

i have classes with 0 gypsies

they are still same brianrotted shits

[soft coral]

inner peace

[stark torrent]

yeah some have some crazy dreams, they see a retard scam on tiktok and have dreams of making it big

reality will soon hit them

when they realise without school you can barely get a cashier job nowadays

but as you said, the world needs fence builders and mechanics and shit

[glacial haven]

i dreamed big as well but then i found marlboro reds and alcohol

[stark torrent]

most of them dream of getting their driver licence and go drive a truck

[fast garden]

american trucking is ruthless i wonder what its like over there

[stark torrent]

Golden advice from Romanian Truckers around : Never work for a Romanian company

[fast garden]

anyone here ever play snowrunner lmao

[stark torrent]

Just go work for Germans, UK , Polish

much better work ethics and shit

Romanian companies are slave labour

Fuck em all

[glacial haven]

oh my friend, being a mechanic is not easy, you need to be able to troubleshoot and shit, they will most likely be delivering amazon packages or some shit

[viral egret]

same

[stark torrent]

oh no they will work as apprentices most likely and as the guy that has to unscrew the rusted nuts from a 2002 Golf

[viral egret]

youd think it stops wehen these kids mature into teenagers

no.

16 year olds saYING 6 7 and doing the retarded hand gesture

[glacial haven]

i mean, you need to be smart if you want to leave school early

[viral egret]

worse than the little kids

[fast garden]

https://spintires.fandom.com/wiki/Azov_42-20_Antarctic i fucking love this truck game

[stark torrent]

you need actual courses and equipment to troubleshoot cars nowadays, the software for some cars are like 4-5k euros yearly

[glacial haven]

i would never recommend anyone to leave school

[viral egret]

you can understand the little ones their brains are mashed potatos

[fast garden]

can literally drive this thing damn near underwater

[glacial haven]

round about that, yeah

[viral egret]

im decently smart and could validate myself for positions but if i go thru school its a guaranteed 6 figure salary

[stark torrent]

like i think for your AMG aside from the Mercedes dealer in Bucharest , idk if you can do it in any other town lol

nobody has that kind of software to even access it

[glacial haven]

if you don't graduate and go to uni, you're a retard, never leave school just because you think you can make it

[viral egret]

ALL ROADS LEAD TO BUCHAREST...

[soft coral]

10th circle of hell

[glacial haven]

The Mercedes Software is available online, Xentry, but you need a dealership license to get access

My brother has access to it, it's pretty cool ngl

But I never played around with it

Not really fond of the idea of bricking my car

Dealership or Mechanic

But you need to do a course for it if I remember correctly

[stark torrent]

you can see it looks like the source of a brain stroke because thats what living in Bucharest is

[stark torrent]

Yeah pretty much and those are not cheap either for your average guy that dropped school and has a corner shop

Doing mostly oil changes and tire swaps or shit

[glacial haven]

Yeah it's not worth it for them

[fast garden]

@soft coral you should do a video on your visual settings and texture mods for gamma as a sort of tutorial on how to make the game look good

[soft coral]

oh?

[fast garden]

anyways back to using hydrashok against monolith in BS

[soft coral]

you forget I use the forbidden engine Thee

and plus I can spare to crank out most of the graphical settings to the max

[fast garden]

ah

[soft coral]

cuz I have a beefy GPU

it can handle it

in fact in can handle the 4k textures from rotten life + encoding 2 streams at once

[fast garden]

i use all the max res textures because my pc is good too but

still having a visual improvement guide video is not a bad idea

[stark torrent]

does AOengine rly make a difference

that much

[soft coral]

yes.

though

it comes with a price of your game having considerably higher number of crashes

[stark torrent]

i see isee

yeah sounds about right

[soft coral]

that engine ISN"T designed with gamma its a simple re-code of the anomaly engine

it works with gamba but it crashes way more thanregular gamma

[fast garden]

i play on 4k and am happy to get stable 60 but that doesnt really happen all the time

but im not downloading that

esp since when my game crashes i usually just take a break lol

that weird bug where the npc is like sideways in the floor and if they die game crash

got off last night and just did tarkov instead

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/tarkov-gif-25367147

[soft coral]

thankfully loading times increase by like 30% or something insane

[stark torrent]

cant wait to have my stash full again in 5 days because BSG sucks cock

[soft coral]

so the game and saves load in no time

[fast garden]

oh that would be nice

oh well

closed source

[soft coral]

ifyou think its a virus

its not

[fast garden]

donotcare

[soft coral]

hope your house gets blown in the wind

me when underground lets me drift a FWD honda

pinnacle of gaming

RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH @fast garden @stark torrent

IM WINNING YOURE LOSING

HAHAHA

GOLFA

[viral egret]

@soft coral

home sweet home

[next temple]

bro this shit got me through so many gym PRs

[next temple]

the fucking comments

[soft coral]

ngl

I've perfected underground 1 and 2 so much I'm 13 seconds ahead of the A.I on hard

the games which have notorious rubberband AI

DURING THE RACE OMGGGGGGGG

THIS IS THE ONLY , GIVE ME THE ONLY THING

@fast garden @next temple @stark torrent

RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[next temple]

me when no audio

[soft coral]

huh?

[fast garden]

no sound

wait

[soft coral]

ok yeah

no sound wtf

w/e

we're playing peak thats all you need to know

[fast garden]

[next temple]

true that

[short cove]

Very rich coming from someone who pinged everyone and then was baffled as tk why people flooded the chat

[short cove]

Fail all of them after giving yhem 6 or 7 pages of homework

[short cove]

Mlg edits

Doritos

BABY A TRIPPLE

Hard dupstep

[fast garden]

bad examples

those are indicative of an era

67 will literally be forgotten in a few months

[short cove]

Rizz aura

[soft coral]

aawwwwww yeahhhh

https://tenor.com/view/fast-and-furious-danger-manifold-gif-15265171

@short cove @fast garden @stark torrent

its so peak

[stark torrent]

The lion does not concern himself with the opinion of someone who needs 3 generations to install SPT / GAMMA

[fast garden]

i dont feel like it

[soft coral]

242

https://tenor.com/view/aw-go-car-race-gif-14177287

[cyan garnet]

Nikita definately doesmt play his own game

[soft coral]

ok ok cool

underground 1 gaming

[glacial haven]

you see, you say that because you hate some of the things about the game but if you're the owner of a company, you'd enjoy your shit as well, even if other think it's garbage

[soft coral]

bro its so fun I cant

I'm grinning like a kid

[glacial haven]

he is very adamant on it being good, even goes as far as protecting it on twitter

[fast garden]

no he has literally said he doesnt play

or at least that he was waiting for 1.0

[cyan garnet]

[glacial haven]

so

let me get this straight

this balding cocksucker defends his game as if it was his wife being insulted

but never played it

[cyan garnet]

Yes

[fast garden]

maybe hes played it a little you know

[stark torrent]

he said he played a bit one wipe and also played a bit of 1.0

and arena

[fast garden]

but he doesnt play the game like that yeah

[stark torrent]

but otherwise he doesnt rly play enough to understand half hif mechanics

or at least see them

he played PvE

[cyan garnet]

noway

[soft coral]

alright we made it to race 20 or so out of 111

once you make it past race 10

[glacial haven]

that's like a michelin star restaurant reviewer saying that he ate at 2 restaurants till now, his opinion is worth fuck all

[soft coral]

you notice that they reused the same 5 tracks

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh bark for us

[soft coral]

Stai pe un cui ruginit și fă tetanos. honestly

[glacial haven]

even i played more than one wipe, how the fuck

[stark torrent]

@granite coral does Niktia play Tarkov?

[granite coral]

Who gives a shit if Niktia plays Tarkov? It's not like it matters in the grand scheme of life, you know? Focus on your own damn gaming instead of worrying about what others are doing!

[cyan garnet]

[soft coral]

honestly

[stark torrent]

as always useful response from the clanker

[soft coral]

true this time

[cyan garnet]

Because hes a fat retard

[viral egret]

@stark torrent

i have a idea

[soft coral]

you people focus way too much on what nikita says

who fucking gives a shit

[viral egret]

each and every time a student says 6 7 in your class give them 13 exercises as homework

6+7 = 13

[soft coral]

heres the otehr retard

[stark torrent]

[viral egret]

force them to stop using it

[soft coral]

There is no winning in this chat

[viral egret]

its tarkchat

the only time we win is when nikita stubs his toe

[soft coral]

tru

[viral egret]

bro

i accidentally like

touched my grandmas heater

[glacial haven]

why do you care enough to tell us that then

[viral egret]

and now i have it imprinted in my calf skin

[glacial haven]

you use this channel as your personal shoutout channel

[viral egret]

i have 3 fucking lines just burned into my skin

[glacial haven]

for your youtube channel

[viral egret]

god bless that thing is hotter than the sun

[stark torrent]

he has 4 days left , then i dont wanna see a single shit from him here during tarkov wipe

[viral egret]

we will be forced to move back to #🎪bruh-fart and #╓☢stalker-chat

[glacial haven]

time to automod his youtube channel

[viral egret]

he posts it in #╟🎮stalker-videos📹 too that should be fine

[soft coral]

?

why cuz you know I'm right

also blood I post my stuff in #╟🎮stalker-videos📹

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/gunshot-gun-bullet-gun-fire-slow-motion-gif-1350622951632937821

[soft coral]

what will you give me brainfart exile on wipe?

cuz you know all the shit I've said is true

and that the wipe will be ass

as any OTHER wipe

[viral egret]

i think he'd give you reject not exile

[stark torrent]

we will see

if its shit and we dont play you can come back yapping

[viral egret]

(it will be shit anyway after 2 weeks)

[soft coral]

keep lying to yourself

[stark torrent]

but when tarkov wipes i wanna have talks about tarkov here

[viral egret]

i will start playing tarkov again

[soft coral]

holy copium

[viral egret]

when it wipes

[soft coral]

aah

[viral egret]

because i wanna see what cancer nikita shoots into my lungs

[soft coral]

during wipe sure talk about tarkov

[viral egret]

yeah

[soft coral]

I couldn't care less

[viral egret]

untl it gets boring

[stark torrent]

aha

[viral egret]

(after 2 weeks of being farmed by cheaters)

[soft coral]

thee cryon and rex post their gamma screenshots here

blame them

[viral egret]

actually i take that back

ill get shot more than ceausescu

[soft coral]

I dont play the game anyway I"m only here to shit on it

[viral egret]

ivan pray for me

[soft coral]

wasted 3000 hours

not wasting any more

[viral egret]

i got 2 golds in jupiter

[stark torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1436406412950634727/togif.gif

[glacial haven]

i mean, even if it's the best wipe of the entire game, it'll only last for exactly 1 wipe, then all the new content is done as well

[soft coral]

sir

[glacial haven]

this discord channel will most likely go back to it's original state after this one

[soft coral]

wipes while technically lasting for 6/7 months

in reality they last for 2 at most

because leveling and progressing in this game is too quick

you dont have 6 months worth of content

AND YES

we exclude events

[glacial haven]

I mean, they announced some sort of gigantic update with 1.0, I expect some content that extends this wipe

I know that the game is dead after 2 months, I have played it myself

[soft coral]

on wipes they do add content yeah

but still

it wont be enough content to last everyone for 6 months

[glacial haven]

Yeah but 1.0 is quite a bit bigger than a usual wipe, it should be more than enough content to sustain the game for longer than 2 months

[stark torrent]

i mean they are betting on Prestige system keeping the game in a loop

[soft coral]

in its current state theres too little content , its repetitive aka 10000 shoreline quests
and you level up too easy

[stark torrent]

but Prestige is badly made imo

[glacial haven]

That is cope

[stark torrent]

its too grindy to wnat to do it again

in the same wipe

[soft coral]

prestige is massive ass

[stark torrent]

unless you are ltierally streaming

[soft coral]

those wretched creatures dont count

[stark torrent]

i mean if they gave more achievements that unlock permanent cool clothing or barters or shit to do after you ket kappa or shit

sure

but otherwise yeah

at around 2.5 - 3 months the game just faints

[glacial haven]

1.0 won't unravel the entire game from the ground up, I just don't believe that

[soft coral]

2.5 woah woah woah dont push it

[glacial haven]

But they said something about a story

[stark torrent]

esecially if another cool game releases on the way

[stark torrent]

oh no i dont think so

[soft coral]

ofc it wont

[stark torrent]

honestly i just want to play the wipe cause i am also bored

and i wanna see the story i guess

we'll see

[soft coral]

1.0 means maybe a few extra quests , biggermap or rework here and there
some guns and thats about it

oh and the removal of beta message

[viral egret]

didnt even give me a rope

[soft coral]

play other games

genuinely

[viral egret]

play hello kitty island withr ivan

[soft coral]

jokes aside oyu can play anything

and be occupied

[stark torrent]

yes but i want to play tarkov

[soft coral]

ay ay ay

[stark torrent]

i have 9200 hours in it , i think i like it

despite its flaws

[soft coral]

sad to see really

eh

past hour 5000 thre is no saving you

we're way past that

[glacial haven]

Alright, I like the game but damn I don't think I like it that much

You definitely got your moneys worth though

[stark torrent]

Oh yeah i wont be getting unheard tho

as at this point i can circumvent the advantages through game knowledge and a bit of grinding

[soft coral]

all future dlcs btw

new dlc drops for ligthkeeper dildo quest
50 bucks

[glacial haven]

I'll maybe upgrade but I honestly doubt it, those few rows and the scav item just ain't worth it

[stark torrent]

if you dont really plan to play the wipe and grind for it and shit , no

[glacial haven]

Like that radio or whatever it is that goes into your special slot to have scavs not immediately shoot at you as long as you keep your distance

[stark torrent]

you will prob drop the game before you even fill the whole stash and shit anyway

or make use of all the advantages

[fast garden]

yeah that thing is worthless sniper

beyond worthless its detrimental

[stark torrent]

yeah like they basically removed it without removing it

because it was too dumb

idk what they were thinking

[glacial haven]

I tried it in SPT and yeah, it really is not all that great

[stark torrent]

i know money but holy shit that thing had no sense

[viral egret]

new dlc for rgb buttplug only 80 usd

[glacial haven]

And I would imagine that SPT cranks that shit to make it even better than official branch

And it still fucking sucked

[soft coral]

spt is cool for fucking around

otherwise with all due respect to rex

[viral egret]

i JUST got shot at by a mono with RPG

[soft coral]

it fucking BLOWS

[stark torrent]

yeah i mean if u want Tarkov like single player experience just play GAMMA

[glacial haven]

I just tested the weird unheard radio thing, I don't think it's shit but it just isn't tarkov

[viral egret]

or EFP

[soft coral]

efp is ass

big time

[stark torrent]

it has the same ish setting, technically same guns but much better single player elements

EFP sucks i dont like it yeah

it has zero balance

[glacial haven]

You literally play alone, the AI is either straight up aimbotting with mods cranked to the max or it just doesn't do shit

The AI is literally braindead

[stark torrent]

and progression

[soft coral]

the dev behind efp can't design his modpack for shit

concept is cool but execution is beyond garbage

anyway I go watch gta sa

[fast garden]

current setup

[soft coral]

based

minus moon telescope

[glacial haven]

Hold up, for 1.0, what exactly is planned maps-wise? Will there be planned maps removed or will all of them be available?

[fast garden]

the gun doesnt have that many sight options and i like that one

[fast garden]

quest unlocks

they already removed uh

[soft coral]

is that one dovetail or picatinni?

[fast garden]

its weird

it has dovetail

but then hsa those few garbage can sights

[soft coral]

lel

[fast garden]

i do like the march though

i also got an AA12 from a mono

thanks hold the line

idk if im gonna keep the mono exosuit or trade for the merc one

i refuse to use hyrbid

[stark torrent]

you guys should smooch

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/yessir-4tmeme-4tomistalt-4tomist-4t-gif-2120889944240199540

[stark torrent]

you basically unlock maps as you progress through the quests or shit

[glacial haven]

Wasn't there a location on the tarkov map with suburbs?

[soft coral]

removed

[stark torrent]

nah that was removed yeah

[soft coral]

because ofc it is

[glacial haven]

That's retarded

[stark torrent]

they said it will be DLC but in 25 years mb

[fast garden]

it was planned until it wasnt

gg

[soft coral]

[fast garden]

slop

[soft coral]

repair this

[fast garden]

yeah i really want to

ive not used the lapuas

[glacial haven]

man my hopes for 1.0 were to see the suburbs map because maps like that are usually pretty nice in any game

[fast garden]

mp5k pistol slot is tempting

[glacial haven]

we at least getting terminal or is that shit also going to get removed?

[fast garden]

terminal is the big thing for 1.0

one of them anyway

[stark torrent]

no , terminal is like the main story end map yeah , where you escape

[glacial haven]

so i won't see that early on either

FUCK

i actually have to play the fucking game

[short cove]

Tf u mean 3 gens

[stark torrent]

but its not going to be like playable from the start and iirc it will only show towards the end of the game, and it has mostly PvE / story content

its not going to be like a main map

[glacial haven]

PvE is going to get a delayed release anyways from what I have read

[stark torrent]

no , PvE has to wipe or they wont get shit

[fast garden]

someone that was at one of the playtests for bsg at a game show recited the first story mission or whatever from memory

i guess we start there at terminal?

[stark torrent]

its not a forced wipe but if they dont wipe , they will not get 1.0 content at all

so they have to play the story like everyone else

[glacial haven]

ah alright

so if the queues are absolute dogshit, i can still play pve

that's nice at least

[fast garden]

you cannot read

zero reading comprehension

[stark torrent]

the queues shouldnt be bad for at least a month or two , im 100% positive this will be the biggest wipe in terms of players because everyone will want to see what 1.0 is about

retaining this players for longer , that is a big question

[fast garden]

how do you boot your pc

the last couple wipes were very stable

but id be surprised if this one s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZK7vt_nzg4 @soft coral

[viral egret]

what the fuck

mf got touched in the bathroom by a chimera

[short cove]

I just inhaled oven paint fumes

Bear w me

[fast garden]

[stark torrent]

battle encounter assault regiment

[fast garden]

word slop

[cyan garnet]

the weak usec should fear the strong bear

[stark torrent]

the humble GL Rogue from 396m :

https://tenor.com/view/gunshot-gun-bullet-gun-fire-slow-motion-gif-1350622951632937821

[cyan garnet]

Arent this russian army faction or whatever meant to be friendly to bears

At terminal or some shit

[fast garden]

prob like rogues yeah

we get ruaf and untar and black division

[glacial haven]

sometimes the queue times are shit either way for no apparent reason

[cyan garnet]

Like ai roaming the map?

[glacial haven]

honestly very possible that it's just them having a shit queue system

[stark torrent]

i never played BEAR in all my hours

[cyan garnet]

I waited 11 minutes for a night customs earlier

[stark torrent]

this wipe doesnt count mate the game is dead and buried

between hardcore shit and arc raiders , bf 6 etc

[fast garden]

we dont have a fuckin clue man

bear gang

[cyan garnet]

So true

[cyan garnet]

[stark torrent]

yeah see their matchmaking system is sometimes ughhh broken

shocking i know , someone tell Kaya

[glacial haven]

very possible that i will try bear for this wipe tho, always chose usec

But like, that m4 is shit

There's like 2 options on improving it, either hoping that you find the right gas block in raid (nearly impossible) or you bear that you can't use any sight other than the carrying handle

Or, 3rd option, you just throw it away once you find something better

[stark torrent]

you can unlock it pretty early now , the gas block, if u finish gunsmith i think

but yeah starter weapons on USEC are much worse

the AK are plug and play

[fast garden]

theres a chance we get more faction specific shit for 1.0

wonder if all the extra skills will be added or scrapped

[stark torrent]

4 days until we find out at this point

[fast garden]

or just finalized atp

[stark torrent]

or fucking changed

[fast garden]

HYYYPE

[stark torrent]

[glacial haven]

Bear gets mauled by a black bear and USEC gets shot by a vtol

[stark torrent]

i love how people asked me if i will play 1.0

sir who are you speaking to

[stark torrent]

ah yeah , Black Division

those guys will 100% maul and vtol you probably

fully hostile faction with the most difficult AI , even worse than bosses

[cyan garnet]

[glacial haven]

i was kidding, what the fuck is the black division

[stark torrent]

fully geared PMCs employed by Terragroup themselves to wipe up their secrets and shit

[cyan garnet]

I bet theyll be the similar ai to knight but with improved aimbot

[glacial haven]

i can already see it in front of my eyes

[fast garden]

USEC are already part of terragroup

black division are the real deal cleanup crewq

[stark torrent]

peopel who tested 1.0 demo at twitchon said Black Div are like insane

they would destroy you

[glacial haven]

they have some 100% aimbot on them, can only be killed by the hardest and sweatiest gameplay

and then

[stark torrent]

the humble slow peek between a door crack

[glacial haven]

they have some ragged ass vepr hunter and the other has a akms with the dust cover missing

so, if i choose usec, will they not attack me or do they just not care that i am doing the same job as them?

[stark torrent]

https://youtu.be/q9OIT7W24V8?t=3454

like these guys

its timestamped

[fast garden]

100% WILL be hostile

[glacial haven]

well that sucks

[fast garden]

[stark torrent]

yeah the black divison is basically the private army of terragroup

so they are 100% hostile to everyone alive because they know their secrets and your PMC character as he does quests he basically uncovers secrets

so it make sense they want to cap yo ass

[fast garden]

thats more like what usec is

[glacial haven]

i just hope they actually reworked the ai and didn't just give them an even harder aimbot

[stark torrent]

no no

[soft coral]

The numbers from 0-100 in alphabetical order: 8, 18, 80, 88, 85, 84, 89, 81, 87, 86, 83, 82, 11, 15, 50, 58, 55, 54, 59, 51, 57, 56, 53, 52, 5, 40, 48, 45, 44, 49, 41, 47, 46, 43, 42, 4, 14, 9, 19, 90, 98, 95, 94, 99, 91, 97, 96, 93, 92, 1, 100, 7, 17, 70, 78, 75, 74, 79, 71, 77, 76, 73, 72, 6, 16, 60, 68, 65, 64, 69, 61, 67, 66, 63, 62, 10, 13, 30, 38, 35, 34, 39, 31, 37, 36, 33, 32, 3, 12, 20, 28, 25, 24, 29, 21, 27, 26, 23, 22, 2, 0.

[stark torrent]

blood, vaporise ivan

[soft coral]

?????/

the fk did I do!?

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-emoji-dies-gif-21956120

[glacial haven]

on it

i mean, how you gonna defeat them if they are like a group of 5

you quite literally have to cheat to fucking survive

[stark torrent]

yeah i wish it would be the case but its prob just increased numbers on their stats which makes them bullshit 9/10

[glacial haven]

oh cool, scav aimbot + immediate targeting + always fully geared + probably running m80

[stark torrent]

USEC was the private security , PMCs provided their own gear and i guess got paid for stuff by TG yes

But BD are 100% owned by TG , they bought them their whole gear and they only follow their orders and shit.

[glacial haven]

that will be fun

[stark torrent]

Also USEC is no more technically after Tarkov

[fast garden]

ah i see what you are saying ok

[fast garden]

this i did not know

granted since everything they were doing was super illegal

[stark torrent]

BEAR as well technically - they do not exist outside of Contract Wars conflict which ended

which is why BEARs cant escape Tarkov either evne tho they were employed by the RU government

[glacial haven]

okay look

[stark torrent]

Because they deny their existance

so they dont let them out

[glacial haven]

will they at least kill other scavs and scav bosses?

[stark torrent]

[glacial haven]

and raiders?

or is that literally just another npc that is out to get me

[fast garden]

we dont know but im sure they will

most bosses already aggro scavs

rogues do kinda

raiders do

[stark torrent]

technically lorewise it would make absolutely 0 sense for the USEC Rogues to not let us join them

because why would they refuse us especially if we were resourceful

instead they are fully hostile which makes 0 sense

but ok

[glacial haven]

let's fucking hope they do because that would make no sense otherwise

[stark torrent]

game i guess

[fast garden]

i get hostile to bears

[glacial haven]

"ah look, a pmc, let's kill him but leave the homeless looking dude alone"

[fast garden]

but they are like weirdly neutral to usec

[stark torrent]

yeah i wanted to mean USEC

yeah they are until you breach the inside of the compound also Jaeger shouldnt give us quests to kill them

we should be able to tell bro to fuck off and do a quest for Knight isntead

and get rep tehre

and turn TARKOV into GAMMA

Also yeah , the RU ARMY will be the other faction , IDK if they confiremd they will have other spawns than terminal , and they should be neutral to BEARS

as they are well...russians

also would be cool if we get the UN as well which should be fully neutral to everyone except scavs

that would be cool if u get random UN patrols at extracts and they only attack scavs and shit

but also UN is not in tarkov anymore lorewise either

MAN I LOVE THE UNITED NATIONS

[fast garden]

uh

how do we justify peacekeeper

and all his tasks then

[stark torrent]

ok , so , Peacekeeper and his guards or whatever are in there to well keep an eye on the conflict

However the UN as well as teh RUAF made a pact i think to not make any more operations inside tarkov

so technically thats why we dont have army or UN soldiers in the maps

they are set only at the border and keep an eye out , thats why Pk uses the player to do the quests

IIRC , Peacekeeper also sold weapons to scav gangs to keep the fight going iinside tarkov so the UN were not fully retreated from Tarkov

[fast garden]

right so we can expect them on the border areas

[stark torrent]

same as Prapor with the RU army

Yeah i mean if they do the Trader shit , technically they should be liek around a border or shit out of tarkov

not terminal but prob around idk

Skier also smuggled shit for Peacekeeper thats why they are buddies

Cause Skier was the Tarkov Customs Chief or shit like that

dealing with packages and shit

[short cove]

The 92 hundred hour lion?

[glacial haven]

So wait, all of this is cool and all but who are the V-Extract drivers then if Terragroup also wants to kill PMC's that were initially part of their private sector?

And how tf do we get to the marked points on the map

[stark torrent]

Ragman was also a soldier or shit im pretty sure before he became a fashion deisnger or clothes seller or whatever , i also think he was the Interchange Manager or Chief or shit responsible for it

In the latest trailer, Ragman is wearing light winter camo pants or shit

It would also explain his knowledge of body armors and shit

[stark torrent]

The V Extract drivers are scavs paid by both traders and fence to extract PMCs for money , therapist has a quest where she said she made a deal with the SUV on streets for example to take you out

[short cove]

I think you also start to pick shit up when you're the major merchant of clothes

If people need jackets and more, might as well sell plate carriers and rigs

[stark torrent]

and the quest is to extract once with teh car on streets ( worst spawns in the game there btw )

[glacial haven]

Interesting, so it's all scavs basically

[stark torrent]

Yeah , you get fence rep if u extract with the car

its worth doing it on all maps for a good boost to scav rep

at the start

[glacial haven]

One thing I never tested or paid much attention to, can scavs also extract via V-Extract and if yes, do they also have to pay?

[fast garden]

no

they can use btr though

btr driver and gunner are basically just scavs

hence why scav rep improves that service

[glacial haven]

Fair enough

[spring fable]

you can turn rubberbanding off in underground 2
changed my life
btw.
you playing on old retail or did they release it somewhere digitally?

[soft coral]

yeah and make the game a complete joke by turning off

thats some extreme sissy stuff

I've beaten the big 3 underground 1/2 and most wanted without using a single second of nitro its not hard its really easy
the AI are just notorious for rubberbanding becaue arcade racer

Turning off the rubberband would trivialize the entire game because 1:your car is WAY faster than the a,i always
2: they can't drive for shit

only time you put up a sweat against a.i in need for speed is against earl in most wanted

[spring fable]

dude i was like 12

[soft coral]

ok fine

also no these games aren't digital

but

[fast garden]

would kill for motorstorm

[soft coral]

you can get them off the need for speed abbandonware reddit thread

[spring fable]

i have the retail version in my parents attic
would have just hoped theyd release it on gog or something so it gets some compatibility stuff

[soft coral]

unlikely

[short cove]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-walter-white-yo-gif-26891796

[stark torrent]

@fast garden @ancient marsh

A M E R I C A

[fast garden]

holy man

stolen vehicle

look inside

someones shitty minivan

god bless man

[stark torrent]

i think its a dodge / chrysler meaning it will break soon

[viral egret]

https://medal.tv/games/stalker-anomaly/clips/ltVe0BBQwwVhycPiL?invite=cr-MSxzQlQsNDA4ODI1Njk1 i listen to other ppl playing games in the backgrounf cope

i euthanized this mf

[stark torrent]

@fast garden you know why Shermans were better than Tigers and Panthers? Because they could go 10 hours with 1 hour of maintenence compared to the tiger 1 - 1 hour

im glad to see the same is true with their cars today

damn this cruiser is looking sharp

ye its the classic dodge charger

[glacial haven]

check the retards in brainfart lmao

[stark torrent]

[wintry ridge]

@stark torrent hi vro

[stark torrent]

hello creature

[soft coral]

tier 4 MW cops

[ancient marsh]

the "big event" is crazy

[fast garden]

if theres one thing that stays constant

its the american police budget

[stark torrent]

Defund the Police

No i dont think so , yeee haw

[fast garden]

after that one armed robbery forever ago back when our police had no armor and handguns

they started getting more money and never stopped

texas police with MBT-LAW

[stark torrent]

The 2025 police cruiser landscape is dominated by the Ford Police Interceptor Utility (PIU), a hybrid SUV, and new models like the Ford Expedition SSV.

@soft coral the fucking K9 RHINOS

Ouuskha ggs

get hit by this , i feel it in my controller

[fast garden]

i like when the need for speed lady talks to me about cars

[stark torrent]

MAKE SURE YOU DO THOSE THINGS IN THE GAME

Romanians : ??? you guys have games about us ?

[soft coral]

@stark torrent @fast garden

Lord

https://tenor.com/view/sticker-yung-joc-crying-meme-man-crying-meme-thebeyonderrrr-gif-828328460466032722

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/nfs-carbon-nfs-carbon-nikki-need-for-speed-gif-20549065

https://tenor.com/view/tony-stark-jarvis-gif-22373764

[soft coral]

nah this one kidna mid

she was a bitch

[stark torrent]

homosexual vibes ivan you give

[soft coral]

mia from MW was a homie

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/true-morgan-freeman-red-alert-3-command-and-conquer-gif-2019202778263202492

[stark torrent]

Jesus thsi guy is driving a mitsubishi van

transmission on that car will explode any second now

[soft coral]

jarvis pull up the race of the guy driving the stolen vehicle

@stark torrent @fast garden

actually lets not say such things

[native crypt]

[fast garden]

california

could be xal

[native crypt]

new dlc for 1.0 unheard edition only

[fast garden]

holy peak lmfao

[soft coral]

Live tarkov could never

[native crypt]

https://youtu.be/GKdl-GCsNJ0 @soft coral @keen sparrow

[soft coral]

my bad

forgot we're on discord

[native crypt]

1984

[fast garden]

[soft coral]

https://youtu.be/jynTNYSKNuk?si=ya2Wqsz8NeBgNO1f

[stark torrent]

thats just ABS Premium Cheat package

[native crypt]

yeah niki stole it

[stark torrent]

bro that cop missed an ez spike

fat L

[soft coral]

ONCE AGAIN , GERMANY TOOK A HUGE L IN THIS WAR

HITLER THOUGHT HE DID SOMETHING FRFR SKULL EMOJI

[fast garden]

cali police

watch real car chases like in georgia

THATS real entertainment

makes the shit you see in nfs look tame

[stark torrent]

Arkansas police would kill the driver

They would pit stop him in front of a school zone

[native crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/richard-nixon-gif-21722727

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/georiga-state-patrol-georgia-gsp-state-trooper-police-gif-5728557003741941488

[stark torrent]

Based

But where fuel economy

[soft coral]

here police drive 20 year old skodas

[fast garden]

the last thing you see before getting pit manuevered into oncoming afternoon traffic and causing a 37 car pileup

[stark torrent]

Romanian Police Logan has 75 horsepower

[native crypt]

damn its pulled by that many

[stark torrent]

but we do have some BMW 3 series

[glacial haven]

I have seen some of the cars, one of them must've been just decoration, like a checkpoint where they just stand to scare you off

[soft coral]

same

[glacial haven]

That shit did not drive

[native crypt]

now bmw drivers have another set of lights to constantly have on

[glacial haven]

They probably just found some on the street and added decals, don't even have the key for them

[fast garden]

this thing max rof is foul

[stark torrent]

GG

[fast garden]

chimera burger

[glacial haven]

That's more like it

[soft coral]

told you

[stark torrent]

to be fair , they dont need a lot of chasing horespower as most people running from police usually kill themsleves in a crash

it happens more often than u think

[glacial haven]

With how the people drive in Bucharest, you don't even need to be running from anything to crash and die

[soft coral]

genuinely feels way better to shoot than ump

[stark torrent]

Bucharest

[short cove]

you dont manage to take over CZ in a day without a shot being fired for nothing.

[glacial haven]

The average citizen drives a Dacia that was probably 25$ and a sloppy blowjob on Facebook marketplace with the bumper attached with duct tape

[native crypt]

cant park there

[glacial haven]

But fr, I was surprised that some of the cars that picked me up when I called an uber were still driving

[fast garden]

nice rng

[keen sparrow]

According to my 2 year old son, this is not the letter ‘t’

[stark torrent]

you can pick comfort , 4x4 SUV and Electric car now

on Uber

they evolvd

for premium price ofc

[keen sparrow]

Nope. It’s ‘Jesus’

[glacial haven]

I know, that's why I only chose comfort when I didn't feel like driving, that was the only way to get a pickup from a car that wasn't powered by hopes and prayers

[native crypt]

belt of HP vs Psuedogiant would go crazy

[stark torrent]

the guy in the chase is 30 minutes from the border and he flipped of the cops

[fast garden]

actual retarded haul from some unisg

[stark torrent]

to mexico

[fast garden]

some of the rarest shit in the game

[stark torrent]

that long mag groza

[glacial haven]

How would that work, the border patrol would just shoot you

[stark torrent]

ouuskh

[stark torrent]

yeah idk

but if they dont , and he goes through smash thorugh the thing , he is free

im pretty sure

[native crypt]

not to mention mexico has extradition agreements

[glacial haven]

So he'd still be up for grabs in mexico, the dude is not going to escape

[stark torrent]

ITS A WOMAN

OH SHE IS DEFINEETELY CRASHING THROUGH THE BORDER

BRING OUT THE ARMY

[native crypt]

no wonder they drive so shit

[glacial haven]

Even more of a reason to shoot

[fast garden]

dude no way

5 star chase

landmark stream still

[stark torrent]

ye

she is in San Diego county close to the border

[glacial haven]

No matter how this goes, if she doesn't get through the border and doesn't stop by herself, she is either dead or going to jail for some time

[fast garden]

twitch

[glacial haven]

Shit is retarded, no matter how it ends

[fast garden]

2:30 ad

are we dead ass

2 FUCKING MINUTES AND 30 SECONDS

FOR AN AD

[stark torrent]

im watching youtube

[native crypt]

yeah twitch blows ass what did you expect

[stark torrent]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbjtjGaD6hs

[fast garden]

[stark torrent]

she is running with the epstein files

[fast garden]

and HOUR AND 40 MINUTES

HOLY

[stark torrent]

Lvndmark Chatter : What if she doesnt know she is being chased by cops

??????????? fucking remove yourself fromt his plane

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-gif-9791600234365446047

[glacial haven]

"I kinda wanna see her get to the border"

[fast garden]

i want to see what happens too

he aint the only one

lmfao

[stark torrent]

at this point i wanna see what happens

yeah

2 hour chase

if that car had full tank ggs

stolen car

[glacial haven]

I mean, would be pretty interesting but like, how likely is it that the car is just going to get holes put in it

Because she can't just go through the normal roads, they are blocked by other cars

There's usually a line for checks

[fast garden]

feel bad for whoever own thats car lmao

[wintry ridge]

@ancient marsh new tarkov nickname for ya, Touchdown

[stark torrent]

yeah i mean its not an expensive car but it is someones car

in the end

[fast garden]

"a daughter that stole their moms car"

are we deadass

[soft coral]

turned off my light and made the mistake of opening isaac and forgot you get greeted with this @fast garden

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/eyes-burning-my-eyes-spongebob-gif-5183364

[stark torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1436406412950634727/togif.gif

[wintry ridge]

It's because you have a touch of Down's Syndrome

[wintry ridge]

[wintry ridge]

They're camping car extract wtf

[fast garden]

whos gonna stop her first the drivers in cali or the cops

[native crypt]

are we sure its a woman driver because the driver is using turn signals

[stark torrent]

EMP the car

F 15 pulls up above San Diego highway with a payload @fast garden

[glacial haven]

just blows up the car

[fast garden]

someone asked why no car grappler

[glacial haven]

at those speeds? might as well pit

[fast garden]

pulling fucking coverage

in the last little bit

what the fuck

[native crypt]

fug

[soft coral]

you know the game doesnt want you to succeed when it gives you bad items on tainted lost

[native crypt]

@ancient marsh can you give us ground coverage on this

[glacial haven]

Did they really just end the pursuit with the helicopter after chasing her for an hour plus?

[fast garden]

xals in the car

20 min from the border

[soft coral]

bro what am I reading

[glacial haven]

How is that fucking worth the fuel they burned

[soft coral]

holy shit

[fast garden]

blueballed

are we deadass

[stark torrent]

NOOOOOOOOO

I WANNA FUCKING SEE

MY ENTERTAINMENT