💣tarkov-released

[stark torrent]

thee is back on tarkov

https://tenor.com/view/kingdom-come-deliverance-jesus-christ-henry-baptism-gif-6682580576226075279

[fast garden]

i want to get prestige ready

are there like any changes i should be aware of

[lethal vault]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/473062374400589828/1354797136264302642/what-4x.gif

[lethal vault]

AI pain in ass

[fast garden]

how

[stark torrent]

paracord special slot
AI now reacts a bit more reasonable , at least normal scavs , they have 30 head hp so ez 1 taps

ughhh

looting overall is much quieter

and bringing good gear will increase the chance of a cheater doing a duckass on your dead body

[lethal vault]

when will the fatass known as nikita fix the cheater problem

[stark torrent]

never

[fast garden]

20 sec scav queue

5 min pmc

for customs

sorry woods

fucking bravo

[stark torrent]

half of the people are prob doing the event

[fast garden]

load into pve wheres my secure container

[native crypt]

Cultists ate it

Hungry

[fast garden]

holy shit pve is insanely buggy

threw a grenade and it became paracausal

wouldnt leave my hand

even when i dropped all my nades it was still equipped

[soft coral]

I mean

its pve

[fast garden]

then got hands busy

actual peak

[soft coral]

its legit offline with some extra a.i and quest progress counting

[fast garden]

yknow i could do the full achievment since i have LK

on pvp

do we know how long the event will be up?

[stark torrent]

Dmitry said plenty of time

[soft coral]

2 days*

and 3 minutes

[fast garden]

so people are just camping their dicks off i see

4500 hours with 56a1 mdr sitting in gl nest just camping the notebook

its not even like a bolt action or something justifiable

[stark torrent]

noetbook?

ohhh you mean ground zero

oh but it's in a very dogshit place yeah

[fast garden]

we are past 90 days into wipe

bro has 9 achievements

the people who play this game never change

actually got legged to death by 6a1

[stark torrent]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK AT THE STATE OF IT

[fast garden]

like

[stark torrent]

bro is in spawn god bless what a shit map

[fast garden]

actually tell me where he is

i know because i shot bacl

but tell me

where is he

[stark torrent]

is he on top of that desk

right a bit to the left

[fast garden]

hes here

[stark torrent]

wait what

ohhh yeah

[fast garden]

yes

[stark torrent]

the tracer goes a bit sideways

oh he is proned there

[fast garden]

i shot there first lmao

[stark torrent]

shooting under the cardboard

[fast garden]

actual game

[stark torrent]

i know that spot i camped it with artyom

peak

[fast garden]

one more death away from fortnite settings

(first death of the day)

[stark torrent]

bro im not even joking some doors to interiors should be locked and you should breach them , making alot of noise and cant close the door back , showing other players that yes , there is a guy in there cause u see the door broken

on ground zero it makes sense cause if u ask me a 100 million usd question where is 100% a player camping i would say that office

without hesitation

but still

the quest being in the open there is also shit

New headset stats

From Gigabeef

@fast garden wanna go do the event together?

im bored

I wish they made the Labyrinth literally a queue on its own from the menu , having to run to Resort to transit is getting boring very fast especially with people camping the living shit out of it

Like losing 10-20m on my way to resort cause i got a shit spawn and half the lobby is there already is cringe

[fast garden]

im actually about to be off for a bit doing something with a friend

[stark torrent]

no worries then

[fast garden]

???

if you are still on when im done yeah

[stark torrent]

ye ill prob be , might go take a nap

[fast garden]

i have to do all the lead up quests tho

[stark torrent]

yeah we do them together

i need to find the btr anyway

[fast garden]

i just got my journal kek

[stark torrent]

you need a moonshine too

to give to btr driver

[fast garden]

weird ass lobby man

[stark torrent]

somebody tell them the juicer lobbies are on Shoreline and Labrynth

Not here

[fast garden]

like im actually fucking confused

[compact knoll]

Klansmen

[fast garden]

of the 5 of them only 1 got to shoot at me lmao

walk em down teenugs

[stark torrent]

the top 2 and last one have similar naming

they were a 3 man ?

[fast garden]

top 2 were duo MAYBE trio with third guy

last 2 were in bumfuck nowhere by exfil i killed one and the second kept running into me

they fixed armor repairs?

holy fuck

@stark torrent friend delayed

[compact knoll]

The cat is acting weird af after i changed her litterbox

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/lock-in-parasyte-hold-up-gif-6616384397279042321

I also made a meme

[native crypt]

i used to love the shrimp but then they nerfed 9x21 because of the sr2

https://tenor.com/view/noble-knight-falling-gif-12411762536471489089

[fast garden]

https://outplayed.tv/escape-from-tarkov/W1xgeD

[compact knoll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1355606556409987073/weird_al_yankovic_screaming.mov?ex=67e98a7d&is=67e838fd&hm=da7e668c988806bf3c323195986558c966ea5dc59a7cb22236b7757b8e58e554& @stark torrent woods time

[stark torrent]

Unmute CoolDee

CoolDee : Man i just came.

@compact knoll @fast garden

[compact knoll]

AHAHAHHAHA

BRO GOT NEURON ACTIVATION

"WHAT IS THIS ACCOUNT" immediatly

@stark torrent

its a trans btw

i rmeember that account

HE GOT DISCONNECTED

AHAHAHAHA

[stark torrent]

[compact knoll]

HE GOT DISCONNECTED AGAIN

[stark torrent]

yeah im looking bro went East Europe got sent to Somalia servers

[compact knoll]

killed killa and tagilla and dsed agai

HAHAHAHA

[stark torrent]

bro has 30 seconds to play before disconnecting

[soft coral]

Cooldee the one actually enjoyable streamer to watch

[compact knoll]

AHAHAHAHAHA

[stark torrent]

[compact knoll]

AGAIN

[stark torrent]

bro is stuck in actual tarkov hell

[compact knoll]

AHHAHAHHA

ACTUAL HEL

[stark torrent]

he is transforming

everyone was disconnecting

that guy disconencted at the gate

[compact knoll]

[stark torrent]

he was on Australia

[compact knoll]

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X · Mar 28, 2025, 6:30 AM

@stark torrent

kekw

[stark torrent]

i got my comment fixed

Kills Tagilla

KIlla immediately runs the corner and headshots him

He is done

[fast garden]

What is the context lmao

Disconnecting?

I think they just have given everyone Lightkeeper unlock task lines for event

[stark torrent]

He goes 5 man transit to Labrynth but apparenly when u transit the server goes randomly to whoever is in your team

and one of them was an Australian so it put all of them to Australia servers so they had 350 ping disconnecting every 20 second

Bro dodged the tripwire grenade 5 times and stepped on it the 6th time, killed him

[untold harness]

Why do you think he was so interested

[soft coral]

playing a game that's not shit

amazing

[stark torrent]

actual AAA game thats worth the money

what a sight

[soft coral]

Hardest difficulty makes enemies 3x spongier so I'm fighting basic tutorial enemies for 5 minutes

[stark torrent]

sad that for every good AAA game we have to get a pile of stinking shit of games

[soft coral]

DID WE LEARN NOTHING FROM SKYRIM

DID WE?

legendary difficulty all over agian

jk though game so far is actual peak

apart from that quirk

[stark torrent]

yeah this is what i dont like either, in the PS games they simply had 3x damage instead so 1 slash fucked you up so bad you would literally cringe on the chair

[soft coral]

dude it took me like

[stark torrent]

but they still died to combos or quick time events if u did them faster

[soft coral]

15 tries to beat legit the very first enemies you fight

like 6/7 draugr

I got to the part after baldur though where he appears and they duke it out

the first time he appears though

so far its 10/10

[stark torrent]

yeah that my turn punch

MATE

https://tenor.com/view/one-peak-one-piece-one-piece-cry-its-so-peak-gif-13413926760013023520

bro looks skinny and shitty then he sends you through the roof

and u find out he cant die so he doesnt give a fuck

aight

[soft coral]

send him to Bulgaria we'll see about that

[stark torrent]

true , since he can get stabbed by anything who knows maybe someone has some mistletoe grandma heritage or shit

you never know what stabs you in the Balkans

[soft coral]

and

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh @compact knoll @fast garden

[soft coral]

CHINA NUMBA ONE

[fast garden]

We love tarkov

[lethal vault]

LMAO

[little flame]

Chaina numa wan

[gray compass]

please do NOT let the chinese join other region servers

would solve 50% of the cheating problem tbh

[stark torrent]

they cant , China is region locked

however , modern tech has VPNs now

so yeah, they do not care and idk how it can be stopped / detected

Making the ping stricter i guess but at the cost of maybe not being able to play with some friends from far away

Back in the day ping limit was 90 or 100 , so Chinese couldnt play on NA or West Europe that much

But they changed it cause Pestily specifically couldnt play for shit on any other servers

[vivid dawn]

First Australian with real power and influence

[glacial haven]

https://www.maxmind.com/en/home

implementation would fr take like 30 minutes, for tarkov devs, maybe 3 days but that would fix it

[stark torrent]

[glacial haven]

or even easier and free:

detect if the current connection interface is virtual or not, if virtual = vpn and if system proxy is set, if yes, bypass proxy

so many options but they do nothing lmao

[stark torrent]

sums up their development choices rly

[glacial haven]

ngl, their game is the best on the market when talking about extraction shooters and it will probably stay like that for quite some time but at some point there will be a company that takes their place

just because they did all of the extremely simple stuff to make the game fair and fun

[stark torrent]

Game crashed

[hallow stream]

[soft coral]

THE STATE OF ITTTTT

LOOOK AT ITTT

[dapper grotto]

man loses last bit of hope and optimism he didnt know he had

[little flame]

Lmfaooo

[brittle sinew]

The fucking eiffel tower scope im losing it

[little flame]

Lmfaoo

[untold harness]

"I want to try and kill PMCs but I dont want to die as a PMC" ass post

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh @fast garden @compact knoll

Dev begs people to stop camping other spawn doors in labrynth

THE STATE OF IT

[fast garden]

maybe they should have made it a seperate map loadin

hmmmmmmmmmmmm

i like wish i could get the shit from this event but 24 pmc kills down there with the state of it

fuck that

whole shoreline raid to even get there

[stark torrent]

yeah it's not great, solo is really a fucking pain in the ass , so many variables u can die to

Get camped , get corenered by squads , get cheaters , AI aggros and rushes you off spawn

Also , just as i feared , there are rumours the wipe will be in August

Which is fucking miserable

[fast garden]

yeah the axe weight

hooray

another like 5 months of no tarkov for me

game is literally only fun for the first month or so after wipe then i dont care

[stark torrent]

yeah pretty much , like grinding the last quests for kappa literally made me fall asleep , man i love being prone for 25 minutes waiting to shooter born someone on a map nobody plays anymore past 1st month

[fast garden]

they should cut all xp for quests after lvl 15 in half and just see what happens, and also nerf the outliers

also yeah get rid of boring ass quests for kappa

or just make shooterborn any weapon headshots with no range requirement so its piss easy

everyone whos been playing this game is sick and fucking tired of bolty quests

just stop making us do shit quests id actually play more

knowing i have to come back and do sbih is just

no thanks man

most of tarkov shooter is fine at least

until like pt8 or whatever

[stark torrent]

and then prestige and do it again

with no advantages

all ammo locked , all inventory reset , all hideout reset

fuck this

[fast garden]

fucking exactly

prestige people should restart with a bunch of shit man

[stark torrent]

defientely on the same wipe especially if its gonna last 8 FUCKING MONTHS AGAIN

[fast garden]

i cant man

i cant take ts no mo

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/detroit-become-human-give-up-suicide-detroit-gif-1498732651145058021

[fast garden]

i went and bought murder miners last night i was so done

[ancient marsh]

@fast garden does ur game launch

[fast garden]

i can check i guess

so far so good

works for me

someonetook my fucking dovetail okp and loud muzzle off my shitty ak

why

[compact knoll]

Kaban?

[pliant thorn]

ru?

[stark torrent]

@fast garden @ancient marsh

[north lagoon]

New boss? When you die he takes all the rubles from your stash

[ancient marsh]

he's doing the elon

[stark torrent]

yeah he impacted 2 guys in the doorway ok man

PoS game

[compact knoll]

[fast garden]

jfc

[dapper grotto]

the avg tarkov player 2025

[frosty basalt]

just thought this was funny

grayzone warfare* quest

holy fuck

game has been out for like less than year and theyve added smooth zoom

tarkov took 8 fuckin years

and mortar strikes kekw

[fast garden]

man that game was shit when i played it

barely functioning

[loud sentinel]

i hate tarkov

(i am a tarkov player)

[gray compass]

tarkov players when another hastily made chinese clone gets released that will DEFINITELY kill tarkov this time (trust)

yeah no

[loud sentinel]

All that to die for a mine

i literally started with a silenced PM and a dream and was going to get out with an ak and one remingtom

like, i didn't even bring a bulletproof vest or something just a fwcking bag and one medkit

[lyric cairn]

Welcome to Tarkov

[frosty basalt]

still barely functioning last i played so not wrong

[white void]

how far through wipe is it

[hallow stream]

Like

4 months into wipe at this point

[white void]

thanks

[gray compass]

next wipe is in august btw

[white void]

cheers

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/suicide-family-guy-daddy-gif-13843211

[dapper grotto]

time to go for that prestige 2 grind

[stark torrent]

i mean i guess i could

or i could just find smth else to play

hmmm

[dapper grotto]

surely the gaijin extraction shooter isnt going to be piss

[stark torrent]

Please Lord

[stark torrent]

THEY USED GHILBI AI

alooooooo

[dapper grotto]

holy shit

[stark torrent]

also what the fuck is that t34 turret on a fucking bf 109

with a Mustang intake

Sir please

[dapper grotto]

sherman turrret

[stark torrent]

a yes an actual worse tank than the t34

that is astonishing

[dapper grotto]

https://warthunder.com/en/news/9438-event-war-thunder-the-great-war-en

[stark torrent]

The Antanta HELL NAH

not this piece of shit pls

[dapper grotto]

give the tank hunter version with the tank gewehr from BF

[stark torrent]

Cool event but you only get rank 1 vehicles which nobody gives a shit

Still cool addition

[dapper grotto]

i truely hope we get the german shitbox aswell

[stark torrent]

Yeah we do

Also the Red Baron Pog

[ancient marsh]

#🛩war-thunder

[stark torrent]

thats another 4 days for you young man

John Labyrinth

[soft coral]

saw this post on the reddit

thre's no way streets is this small

streets would be the side of the northern lakes in woods

which obv isn't true

[hallow stream]

Can't imagine how HORRIBLY this game would run if it was open workd

[hallow stream]

Also wtf theres more to customs

That could be added

[stark torrent]

to be fair it looks kinda legit , Streets we have right now is really barely a sector of the whole city

And we will prob not get the full city anyway , i always excepted them to give us the big Skyscraper towers

that you see in the distance from every map

[soft coral]

idk

something seems off with the proportions

the original post was the north of each map being different

[hallow stream]

Even nikita knows that would make the game run bad

He does not want to tempt his luck

[stark torrent]

I mean they will prob make it a transit / separate map , 100% they will not expand the current streets

[soft coral]

I wasn't talking about what we have right now
I'm saying that compared to the other maps streets looks insanely small in terms of proportions

[stark torrent]

But we might get different sectors that are transits in the future

[soft coral]

even though

[stark torrent]

Future meaning 2050

[soft coral]

in game its massive

even when you walk from edge to edge

it takes a couple minutes

[hallow stream]

God I can't wait for nikitas next game

[stark torrent]

idk i think it looks fine, woods feels big even with sj6 and full sprinting

[hallow stream]

Hes also gonna say the game engine is shit cus the game runs poorly

[stark torrent]

streets u can leave in less than 10 minutes

[soft coral]

idk something seems off

maybe its perspective playing tricks

and streets just feels big

[stark torrent]

they defo made Streets look bigger than it is

it's the interiors that make streets "big"

the actual map is very small , thats why the spawns are so shit

[soft coral]

excluding exteriors

[hallow stream]

Yea streets is smallish

[soft coral]

this is what I mean

the lake area of woods

is small

takes like 3 minutes from one edge to the other

this is why I say in this picture streets looks smaller than it is

proportionally to the other maps

Maybe I'm schizo idk

[hallow stream]

Ngl what makes streets feel "big" is how ass the spawns are, most of the time you are forced to play slower

Maybe its upscaled a little bit as well

But if you were to just run from 1 side of streets to the other no enemies or anything

[soft coral]

it has to be

[hallow stream]

Its like a minute and a half tops

[soft coral]

they had to have it upscaled

streets isn't as small as its depicted

its slightly bigger

[hallow stream]

Thats how long at least it took me to find you when we were cheesing

[soft coral]

excluding the buildings its actually a small map

[hallow stream]

Double that when i spawned next to someone

[soft coral]

shhh we do not talk about that

[hallow stream]

We do not care

We played the game in nikitas vision

[soft coral]

truly

[stark torrent]

[frail frigate]

atleast they could optimise the game

[hallow stream]

[stark torrent]

[dapper grotto]

we realy need to carpet bomb the norvinks region with these

its the only hope

[stark torrent]

[hallow stream]

Sounds like a payday heist

[stark torrent]

@fast garden axel goes to shoreline room

dies to Sherpa camping the room with GL

https://tenor.com/view/disgusted-tooth-guy-stalker-stalker-2-heart-of-chornobyl-chernobyl-gif-9172559518915644769

Killa helmet raid bag and GL

[ancient marsh]

I FORWARDED THIS

AND THEN

CHECKED IF THE GAME WORKS FINALLY

BEEN 2 DAYS NOW

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKA

LOOK AT THE GAAAAAAAAAME

[stark torrent]

at this point idk man

did u do all the shit like game files bla bla bla

[ancient marsh]

iedy you will be pregnant

this is a direct threat

[stark torrent]

bro got locked out of tarkov forever

maybe its for the best

[ancient marsh]

in fact it is not a threat - it is a promise

[ancient marsh]

guys

checking trending skyrim mods on nexus

how long until i find futanari inflation pregnancy mods

how many pages

[compact knoll]

5 seconds

[ancient marsh]

take your bets

[hallow stream]

You got saved

[dapper grotto]

he has finaly escaped

bless his soul

[ancient marsh]

im having like a heroin detox rn

[dapper grotto]

[fast garden]

Yeah I’m interested

[stark torrent]

Same this would make cheaters focus 1 map while i go play the others

God bless

[vivid dawn]

https://youtube.com/shorts/_W-ASDIkMmU?si=xgtbljVcaaOZ9Ac-

[soft coral]

Holy fuck I hate how shit this game is

Amen

[hallow stream]

I am like

35% confident that there is something in the game or something bsg did in tarkovs lifespan that will not allow them to publish on steam

[fast garden]

have you seen the shit on steam

i think they will be fine

[hallow stream]

Uh

Maybe maybe not

I mean at this point its literally public knowledge that they launder money thru the UK office

[fast garden]

so?

[hallow stream]

Pretty sure steam does not fuck with that type of shit

In their TOS

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent its time

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1344190838678224988/ssstwitter.com_1740197061717.gif

[fast garden]

yeah but no one can actually prove that

[hallow stream]

You can

You just go to the office

And its literally a window

With a chair and a desk

And nobody and nothing else inside

And 3 or 4 other companies use that shit

[fast garden]

bsg is far from the only company that does that

[hallow stream]

Make it more obvious

[fast garden]

its a LOT

[hallow stream]

Those games aren't on steam

[fast garden]

[hallow stream]

Pretty much

I mean fuck concord was on steam

But you go and try to prove sony laundered 800 million

With bsg its easy cus they just do scummy shit and don't cover their tracks at all

Its basically public information

[white void]

Chat am i fucked if i try to play tarkov this late into wipe

[fast garden]

mostly

[fast garden]

god damn i forgot what it was like to be around most tarkov players

most legit account fucking ever

[stark torrent]

[compact knoll]

[stark torrent]

@soft coral @ancient marsh @fast garden @compact knoll

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/tarkov-streets-fps-gif-7169049143920371789

[little flame]

LMFAOOOO

Im actually fucking dying bro

This shits so funny

[little flame]

Classic

Most stable streets fps

[soft coral]

that's good fps wdym

bsg are the ultimate #worksonmymachine people

[stark torrent]

it probably doesnt even work on their machine but they cant be fucked anyway

it's not like they play the game for more than 10 minutes

[soft coral]

well they test the game

offline

without any bots

so technically it runs well

[wintry ridge]

fuck a boss spawn rotation whens the boss blunt rotation

[soft coral]

Boss circlejerk rotation

[little flame]

lmfaooo

[little flame]

boss jerkmate rotation

[stark torrent]

@fast garden @ancient marsh @compact knoll @soft coral

i will return in 1 day to see how many downvotes i get

@granite coral remind me to check my downvotes on tarkov reddit post in 1 day

[granite coral]

I'm not your damn assistant, but fine. I'll set that reminder for you.

Just so you know, it's scheduled for: 2025-04-03 17:37:05.

Enjoy your sad little life checking those downvotes.

--- Remind me: Check downvotes on Tarkov Reddit post ---

[fast garden]

Brilliant

-23,992 karma to iedy

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

we gave her head

[ancient marsh]

sure why not

[stark torrent]

Nikita said prestige should be only for PvP because that is the "true" experience of Tarkov

or smth like that

i mean i kinda get his point, technically PvE is just farming bots

But i think they lost their touch with this game a while ago , they have no clue what they want from this game so its whatever

[ancient marsh]

just let em prestige but dont give achievement

simple as i guess?

[stark torrent]

that would make them even more mad tbf , the only point to prestige is to get the achievement since all the other rewards are very underwhelming

[ancient marsh]

well do u keep rewards for prestige?

[stark torrent]

like they give me extra emotes , i bet 50% of the playerbase has no idea you can even use emotes in this game

[ancient marsh]

like on wipe are u gonna start with prestige 3?

or 2

whatever

[ancient marsh]

elon musk emote op asf

[stark torrent]

Yeah u keep the prestige you had

On wipe

So if u prestige 1 just before teh wipe like im gonna do then im gonna start the wipe as prestige 1 with the green dogtag etc

[ancient marsh]

yeah i think pve frogs would rather prestige but no achievement than no prestige and no achievement

wait

are pvp and pve profiles

shared?

achievement wise

[stark torrent]

No i dont think they are

Nah

People thought of that they are not

[stark torrent]

@fast garden @ancient marsh @compact knoll StankRat got Killer7 by camping the transit door

7 BOTS

LORD PLEASE AND I RUN INTO A RUSSIAN ON NA SERVERS WITH 56 KD WITH GL AND TREE BAG

[fast garden]

I hope stank paracords himself but that’s actually asinine

He didn’t already have k7?

I mean I knew he was dogshit but damn

[stark torrent]

[little flame]

Ima start grinding tarkov again had a long enough break

My motivation is back

[soft coral]

(he will play for 2 raids and quit)

[little flame]

No

Deadass beo

Bro

I had a fuckin long break

Had to sort some irl shit in my personal life too

[little flame]

Prolly will ngl

[soft coral]

[stark torrent]

[ancient marsh]

@soft coral @compact knoll @stark torrent good news and bad news
Good news: tarkov works for me again
Bad news: tarkov works for me again

the response from support i got was "hello, does tarkov still not work for you?"
I launched it and it works

[fast garden]

“Quick, turn on the game for him he’s onto us”

[lyric cairn]

Best possible outcome

[soft coral]

we out here

[ancient marsh]

!topic

[safe summit]

@ancient marsh

Discussions about Escape From Tarkov and SPT

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/we-don't-care-gif-1061575578920733370

[brittle sinew]

Why are you not playing the first one?

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/kratos-standing-aura-lightning-god-of-war-gif-11577634319137475718

[soft coral]

cba

[brittle sinew]

You should, it's peak

[soft coral]

well I probably wont

cba

[compact knoll]

to hang myself

[stark torrent]

Locking in

( it will suck and be so grindy even for free )

i mean it's arena i already know it will be shit

[dapper grotto]

[stark torrent]

Win 15 teamfight games im out

[fast garden]

when i scrolled to this, i didnt see your message right away

exact same words that came to mind

[compact knoll]

xalrider got banned

[fast garden]

what

[compact knoll]

hes done

where were you when xalrider is kill

[fast garden]

what the fuck happened in gen off topic

its a warzone

we got mod blue on blue and xal arguments

no shot

[soft coral]

me , @compact knoll and @stark torrent

iedy is the fat one

[compact knoll]

HAHAHA

REAL

[soft coral]

jk iedy only lots of love my friend

[stark torrent]

Me and Ivan arguing about if we should fight or leave cause you have quests

Artyom is already dead from rushing without us

[fast garden]

and xal is having a 228 error

cinema

artyom fucking dies first no matter what he does unless ivan does something stupid

[compact knoll]

feels like a cruse

[fast garden]

the hellscape night lighthouse raid where i had no sound-

everyones game was fucking breaking

[stark torrent]

putting the mando mask on the LZSH will give you a backend error and close ur game

[fast garden]

fucking brilliant

i love this game man

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/i-did-not-see-it-i-do-not-like-it-rip-pc-throw-the-laptop-close-the-laptop-gif-15274415

aight thats enough

[fast garden]

i hear 2042 is not bad these days

aw dang it

[stark torrent]

ah hell no

[hallow stream]

Apparently the next battlefield will be actually good

Thank fuck

[fast garden]

its shaping up to be

thank fuck x2

[wintry ridge]

honestly just having maps in LA makes it worth buying personally

[fast garden]

i actually havent seen any of the leaked stuff myself

[wide anchor]

i would keep my hopes to a minimum

(i have incredibly high hopes)

the leaks look peak so far

[glacial haven]

it's alright but I am just saying that because I bought it when it was on sale for like 4.99€ lmao

[stark torrent]

Finally i can stroll through Skid Row with a Bazooka and AR , just like irl

[wintry ridge]

nah its more like uhhh

fancy districts of LA

get to run over some dickeheads golf carts and teslas with a tank

[soft coral]

it will give you backshots

[stark torrent]

My honest reaction

[soft coral]

I need a tshirt that says Bagamies pula fututi matti

or something

[scarlet verge]

https://tenor.com/view/tarkov-escape-the-nolan-k-eft-escape-from-tarkov-gif-22253378

[soft coral]

replace his mask with glukhar actually

killa rarely tosses nades

[native crypt]

I remember when reshalla guards used to Bosnian artillery barrage you if you came within 150 meters

[soft coral]

they still do wdym

[stark torrent]

PATZAMY SHIMISH

https://tenor.com/view/shock-shocker-shocked-black-guy-gif-27526370

[stark torrent]

i mean rewards are goated but still

[compact knoll]

[fast garden]

Oh yeah let me be specific, my console copy of the game I spent $80 on still sucks ass but my pc copy for ~$5 is pretty decent

[glacial haven]

The price makes it worthwhile

I would never purchase monster instead of redbull but if monster is on sale for 50% off, why not?

[fast garden]

Easily nowadays. I do miss playing bc2 and bf3 but I remember being very disappointed with how their portal modes felt. I haven’t tried portal since getting the game on pc

I hope the new battlefield really does portal well

[compact knoll]

shitty taste btw

[stark torrent]

bad company 2 was so good

[compact knoll]

monster so much better

[stark torrent]

vietnam was fun as well

[compact knoll]

or rather redbull is just mediocre

[glacial haven]

Don't give a shit

[glacial haven]

I mean, I would've been disappointed beyond believe if I would've bought BF2042 at full price, no story, the multiplayer was bland and nothing ever really happened

The AI is worse than Tarkov's and the weapons feel all the same

[fast garden]

I loved it

[glacial haven]

The Vehicles are buggy and the maps follow the principle of "Make it big, everything else doesn't matter"

[fast garden]

The launch 2042 experience was hot ass those maps fucking suck I think they still do

[stark torrent]

ye bf2042 was shit + the whole operator debacle

yeah + bugs and performance issues

[fast garden]

I still don’t like the operators

[glacial haven]

I don't really like it but it was fun for 5€ and a few hours to burn

[fast garden]

Sundance is someone’s alt black girl self insert

[glacial haven]

I could've spent those 5€ way worse than I did with that game

[fast garden]

Y’all remember how goofy the characters looked before they redid the faces etc

Grapple boy looked like woody from Toy Story

[glacial haven]

Bad Company is without a doubt the most fun one in the entire IP

[fast garden]

Imo both bad company games

[glacial haven]

Because it wasn't your average ultra serious shooter, it felt like a few drunk dudes were the lead of the entire project

[glacial haven]

Yeah, I meant the branch Bad Company

Both were extremely good

[fast garden]

I had a lotta fun in 3-4-1 and 5 but those two were just peak

[stark torrent]

the destruction was on point/

snipers were not 1 shot kill to thorax

u actually had to headshot people as marksman class

even with the fucking 50 cal

[fast garden]

I don’t think primary weapons snipers you spawn with should ever one shot anything other than the head

[stark torrent]

vehicles were not cancer

tanks were not auto win

[fast garden]

The classic bf experience of the heli/jet pilot going 133 and 1 on the scoreboard

You shoot at them and they do 12 barrel rolls and the entire time they are accurately shooting you

Like pls sir calm down

[glacial haven]

Well, BF2042 can't even come close to any of the Bad Company titles or anything below 4

But BF2042 is still alright for 5€

[fast garden]

Did y’all play firestorm at all in bf5?

I actually relatively enjoyed that

[glacial haven]

I haven't even bought that game

[fast garden]

That mode died almost instantly but

[glacial haven]

First Battlefield I skipped entirely

[fast garden]

BF5 was actually one of the ones I liked the most

[glacial haven]

I just couldn't imagine myself having fun in that one

[fast garden]

It did a lot of stupid shit but it did a lot of shit I really liked too

The fortifications and movement in that game felt perfect imo

[glacial haven]

I just didn't want another letdown after BF1, BF1 was fine in retrospect but it already didn't feel like a Battlefield title anymore

[fast garden]

Then they just drop that fortification stuff for 2042, and you move at the speed of fucking light there too

[fast garden]

Really? Most people say it was one of the last actually true to battlefield experiences

[glacial haven]

Just personal opinion pretty much

[fast garden]

I get it

[glacial haven]

Their weird currency was an extreme turnoff for me

[fast garden]

Alright but if we want to talk sleeper hits

[glacial haven]

You didn't unlock weapons by levelling but by getting their currency

[stark torrent]

No , last BF i played was 1 cause i bought it for like 5 euros

And it was a good one as well

[fast garden]

I think hardline was way ahead of its time

I played the shit out of that game

Until people literally weren’t playing it anymore

[glacial haven]

I loved the Hardline story, it was refreshing

But the multiplayer was a bit meh

[fast garden]

Over the top cop drama story was funny as shit

[glacial haven]

I also liked Payday 3, no one else seemed to enjoy it, I thought it was fine

People just expected more from it right after launch

[fast garden]

I’m a big infantry nerd but I LOVED the cars and the unique vehicle balance in hardline

[fast garden]

They just backtracked on so many things they already did well in 2

That’s why I didn’t like it

[glacial haven]

I know but I didn't really mind it, it allowed you to jump in without having prior knowledge of everything that got added to 2, it wasn't as overwhelming

[fast garden]

I haven’t played it since release but the skills or perks or whatever were extremely bland and boring compared to all the fun shit in 2

[glacial haven]

They still are, those I have to admit were extremely boring

I just cheesed my way through getting all of them by finshing one particular mission extremely quickly over and over again

[fast garden]

From what I understand the other thing is the enemies generally exhibit much less intelligence/strategy compared to 2

And ultimately it’s gonna be hard to compete with a game that’s gotten CONSTANT support and dlcs over the years

But man, I was hoping the core of 3 was more sturdy, since I totally expected there to be only a fraction of the content of 2

[glacial haven]

Hard? impossible. They switched engines, they either remake everything in the new engine or they just live with the fact that people will always just have a bad taste in their mouth when coming from Payday 2

I didn't mind the changes but I also haven't played Payday 2 in years when Payday 3 came out

[fast garden]

After pd3 abysmal release they went right back to making pd2 dlc so that’s telling enough imo

[stark torrent]

Yeah that game just dissapeared from the radar

[glacial haven]

I mena, they are also making Payday 3 dlcs but I doubt that one will last for long

[stark torrent]

No clue wtf happened to it , i know reviews were bad

[glacial haven]

People basically went ape shit on them

Forcing them to abandon the game

[fast garden]

Because they dropped the ball lower than most smart people even expected them too

Genuinely joking with my friends around it’s release like “man payday 3 is gonna come out soon, but we all know it won’t be fun until 6 years after release”

[glacial haven]

I don't think the game would be as dead as it is now if it weren't for those multiplayer issues on release

The game was literally not playable

[fast garden]

Oooh yeah I forgot about that too

[glacial haven]

Quite literally, 30 minutes queue timer before timeout

[fast garden]

That killed whatever population the game would have had

That went on for a while too did it not?

[glacial haven]

For like 2 weeks

Which is detrimental

[fast garden]

Hugely

[glacial haven]

The game would've probably still been a banger if they just fixed those issues earlier and changed the skill tree and levelling system

All of which are maybe 2 - 3 months of updating

[fast garden]

I remember old payday2 skill trees man

[glacial haven]

But nope, they stood by their decision

[fast garden]

They were ass but still better than pd3

And that was my problem

[glacial haven]

They just don't do much

Like "2% speed gain on picking up cash" as an example, idk if that's a real one but that's basically the outline of them

They change nothing about the gameplay, they just make it a bit faster

[fast garden]

Iirc they tried to unify a bunch of effects around these verbs but the skills were so much weaker than anything in 2

It would be like 10%-15% bonuses and they just didn’t FEEL good like skills in 2

Like, why are we using mmorpg numbers in payday? Let me do a 360 and get 400% bonus damage and AOE for it

[glacial haven]

Yeah, they didn't really make much of a difference

Not only did they feel like nothing, they literally changed nothing but small percentage increases

[fast garden]

They added the comically large spoon to payday but forgot their next game should try for that level of goofy fun

[glacial haven]

I still remember one being like "You have one (1) extra ammunition pack in your ammo pouch"

Shit was boring beyond believe

[fast garden]

But yeah, I’ll come back to the game eventually if they haven’t completely abandoned it at this point

Payday 2 on pc just has an extraordinarily large file size so I haven’t bothered

[glacial haven]

They didn't but they won't change shit about the skill tree

That ship has sailed

It ain't happening

[fast garden]

Really?

[glacial haven]

If it were, they would've already done it

[fast garden]

If they haven’t said anything outright I wouldn’t lose all hope but

[glacial haven]

I haven't heard much

Did you?

[fast garden]

I don’t follow news for the game so

But payday2 has been through many skill reworks

[glacial haven]

I am going to go through their changes and list the most interesting ones

Gimme a second

• Overkill weapons
• Daily challenges
• UI Revamp
• Skip Mission Intro
• Post-Game Party-Up
• Quickplay

I've only scrolled up until March 8th 2024

[fast garden]

That is dire

[glacial haven]

I won't scroll further because they spam too much, 4 posts just for a 80% off announcement

[fast garden]

I forgot about the overkill weapons

I wasn’t sure how to feel about them

[glacial haven]

I hate it when companies spam their announcement log, why even bother scrolling through it if it's just going to be the same stuff over and over again

[fast garden]

They needed to try to make some of the money back

It is annoying as fuck but that’s why they do it

[glacial haven]

Yeah but it's an investment gone wrong and the community obviously communicated why they didn't like it

The skills are boring as hell, it feels like a dying light game with those small increments of changes

[stark torrent]

dude what is this DOGSHIT gun

[rough sphinx]

I swear SCAR builds either look really sexy or an abomination.

[soft coral]

definitely an L one , alright

[fast garden]

bone stock raider build with an acog

yep

bait

[wintry ridge]

PEAK

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

translation: download miner

[upper crescent]

does anyone know if I always need to have the dildo out when I'm lightkeeper's island?

Or is it enough just to have it in general

[stark torrent]

you dont need to have it out i think

just have it on you

and do not shoot any guard or player from the bridge onward to the island or it gets decoded

[upper crescent]

👍 I'm so paranoid not to have it out

[exotic vector]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3J0vwMwO3dM

HIT ME WITH THE ♻️

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

@compact knoll we got the homo lazer oh naw

[hybrid kindle]

Would this be a good ADAR-15 build for someone who just started playing?

[stark torrent]

no you need to remove the gas block sir

you will unlock one after gunsmith part 2 or 3 i think

[native crypt]

Also look for boxes of ap ammo for it

Since it's a semi auto gun the ammo can be stretched further

[hybrid kindle]

I got it from a scav run, it spawned with that gun, though mostly changed the stock and magazine

also the pistol grip too which i got while looting

[native crypt]

Skier sells a new receiver for the rifle

[stark torrent]

it looks like a decent scav killer gun but that sight will look bad with the gas block

[hybrid kindle]

i removed it and the gun icon has turned red, is that anything i should be worried about?

[native crypt]

Yeah Iedy meant that you need to replace the gas block

Which you don't have access to a different one right now if you don't have a couple of gunsmith quests done

[hybrid kindle]

Ahhh

[native crypt]

Until then keep an eye out for different gas blocks

They do spawn somewhat regularly in loot

Alternatively a couple of sights sit high enough to see over the front sight like an eotech or a elcan

And maybe the valday but I'm not to sure about that

[native crypt]

If you plan on using the rifle for a while you should swap the lower receiver for a new one from skier it should cost about 18k

Otherwise the gun can jam on you at a bad time

[hybrid kindle]

I'll look it into that, but seems like he isnt selling any at the moment

[native crypt]

filter it by weapons since its technically a new gun

shouldn't be quest locked unless you have a mod that effects trader stock

also this little aks build is something you could build and run early on

good ammo for it is everywhere and 30 rounders are available from vendors at lvl 1

whole build gun included is around 60-70k

[crystal musk]

Hey random question but for as an all around good round, what's the best 5.45x39 round?

Here's my stash if that helps

[real solstice]

BS > BT > BP > PP

[crystal musk]

So BS is best then

Thanks

[real solstice]

Pretty much, yep. I believe 7N40 has similar pen to BT but a -20 recoil buff.
Igolnik has the most pen but damage is lacking

[crystal musk]

Alrighty thanks man

[real solstice]

Boomers remember when it was goated because it hit twice

[crystal musk]

Is this a good build? I'm still kinda new to the modding other than the few vids I watch every once and awhile

[native crypt]

other than putting a light on the handguard and a buttpad on the stock it should be fine

[crystal musk]

What light would you recommend?

[native crypt]

i use the baldur but its preference

if you want God's brightest light you can use the 2u or the d2

and maybe a different foregrip for higher ergo but i doubt it would make a meaningful difference

[crystal musk]

Thanks

[native crypt]

yw

[fast garden]

BP over BT. This old head doesn’t know the bullets got changed

But you may struggle with some ai with BP and BS, taking more than one headshot. It’s better to understand what bullets are good for rather than “best bullet”

[soft coral]

the best 5.45 round is using 7.62x39 BP

[stark torrent]

PS

7.62 PS is probably better than half of 5.45 bullets

[little flame]

elo

goodmornin people

im so fkn tired

[stark torrent]

hi

sleep

its sunday

we chill

its raining

[little flame]

man

gotta go to a birthday party soon

kill me

[stark torrent]

[little flame]

[stark torrent]

@compact knoll

[soft coral]

lord have mercy

[frosty basalt]

would

[soft coral]

QUICKLY post the one with the huge tits

[soft coral]

she can [redact] me

lawd jesus

until I [redacted] and [redacted] all over

[frosty basalt]

she escape from my tarkov till i wipe

she wipe my tarkov till i escape

[hallow stream]

What thousands of hours of tarkov does to people

[soft coral]

we are not okay brother

not in the slightest

[little flame]

bro

why yall posting this shi

😭

actual coomers

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/361246576867278868/1099057101105537105/caption-1-2.gif

[soft coral]

we've said it many times alle
there isn't a word yet for our condition

[little flame]

i know cuh

i play tarkov too

[soft coral]

https://youtu.be/AcvZobiBWdA?si=Op4DJB7o0ZOr_Qvi

[little flame]

i love hating playing tarkov so much that i love to play it

ELE SPONGIBOB

[soft coral]

[little flame]

:pepejam:

fuuuuuuuuu

[soft coral]

I play it only for the dopamine of scav raids

[little flame]

lemme buy nitro rq

[soft coral]

nothing more

[little flame]

early wipe is great tho

[stark torrent]

if u want to post hot muscular men instead i wont stop you man

[little flame]

naah bro

id rather post the tiddies

[soft coral]

we all deeply down want to see the hot kaban x lightkeeper sex scene

[little flame]

true

next wipe

trust

or nah

before wipe event

[soft coral]

the porn animators haven't decided to do tarkov yet

they are currently on marvel rivals

they moved on from overwatch

shame

[little flame]

aaahhh yeah

i got nitro now

[little flame]

true

ELE SPONGIBOB

[soft coral]

wtf are those reacts

sir please seek help

[little flame]

eyecandy

its fun moving mouse over

[next temple]

This looks like one of those japanese fetish drawings

[little flame]

lmao

[next temple]

gon scroll down the image and see the most horrendous shit human mind can think of.

[little flame]

TRUE lmfao

[stark torrent]

it's not

like it's not nudity or porn

[next temple]

fuck it, have a insanely good remix of an insanely good OST

https://youtu.be/IQ3W9ELXuV4

[upper crescent]

BP has more pen than BT now, so BP is better

[hybrid kindle]

Question
Does insuring items in SPT actually works or it doesnt?

Cause i've been using it and so far never got any of the items back

[hallow stream]

It works

Just takes a bit long

You also might have a mod that changes how insuring things works

So you want to check your mods

[hybrid kindle]

Oh? I havent installed any mods yet that do anything with insuring

Only installed a dynamic maps, weight bar and simple crosshair

[hallow stream]

Then your insurance should work like it does on vanilla

Aka live

[hybrid kindle]

Hmmm, well then i'll look up a mod that does something to insurance

[stark torrent]

If u insure with Prapor it takes considerably longer

For insurance to arrive, without intel center it can take over 12 hours

[compact knoll]

Lord please

[hybrid kindle]

So with who should i insure? Because i only have Prapor and Therapist as options

[stark torrent]

I just do therapist

Its faster and u have longer deposit time before it expires

[glacial stag]

@compact knoll how to get into labyrinth brother

[compact knoll]

Do the questline

Than you unlock cards