💣tarkov-released

[soft coral]

how do I do it?

[next temple]

EFT is the definition of Ohm's law

[dapper grotto]

ivan you want a laugh?

[vivid dawn]

Its like their asses,as soon as they sit on their chair again they notice more shit and they gotta rewipe

[soft coral]

They hated him because he spoke the truth

[stark torrent]

arena works i think

[soft coral]

fk arena

[vivid dawn]

Arena does work

[soft coral]

who the fk plays that shit

dollarstore tarkov

[stark torrent]

but....it's ....tarkov

[soft coral]

like I bought tarkov from the local gypsy vendor

[dapper grotto]

ivan btw they said on stream that this is the last wipe before 1.0

[soft coral]

"ALOO I GIVE YOU GOOD DEAL THIS IS BRAND NEW SECOND HAND NOTHING LIKE THIS ON THE MARKET"

[vivid dawn]

Tarkov but Bri ish where the Aqua bottle is WA AH

[soft coral]

ye right

if this is the case I will find a gf in aprox 72 hours

and buy a lambo

[vivid dawn]

Female Ivan soon in your Tarkov chat

Dont invite your mum

thats cheating

[stark torrent]

THANK YOU SO MUCH

[soft coral]

dont you say things about my mom

alo

[vivid dawn]

I dont

I love her

[exotic vector]

wtf

[stark torrent]

guess we try arena

[vivid dawn]

Server up

[vivid dawn]

SERVER UP

[stark torrent]

AYO

OORAH LASTHERO QUESTS

WITHOUT RESETING

WE WIN

[vivid dawn]

FUCK YOU TARKOV

[glacial stag]

https://tenor.com/view/black-cat-shakes-head-black-cat-gif-7031678677182781806

as if my pc runs it

ill wait for my pc parts to arrive

[soft coral]

do not give into the temptation

go play whatever you play

war thunder or something

or online fishing

[glacial stag]

war thunder is worse

[soft coral]

hi brunooo

aloooo

[glacial stag]

aloo

daaaaa

[soft coral]

daa

[vivid dawn]

Im in

sharp icons

[exotic vector]

bird up

[soft coral]

wow they finally realized people in 2024 have 1080p monitors

crazy

[vivid dawn]

it would be funny if anti cheat guy builds in a function that detects SPT and they ban you

I would be so gone

[fast garden]

[vivid dawn]

Ehm

I loaded into raid

Both screens dark

Fucking tarkov

I had to restart my pc

It fucking crashed the whole PC

Best update ever

Im bacc

[ancient marsh]

apparently flea was open?

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent

[ancient marsh]

[compact knoll]

iedy

[ancient marsh]

people could buy shit

did buy shit

and kept it

[compact knoll]

whats the voice that moans when getting hit

[ancient marsh]

[compact knoll]

is it user or bear

[stark torrent]

its usec i think

[vivid dawn]

blackscreen of DOOM

Ivan smiting my PC for daring to load into a raid

and because i mentioned his mom yet again

[compact knoll]

they rotated the fuel

[dapper grotto]

bro the new ifak/afak icons are cursed

[compact knoll]

@ancient marsh they added fucking kvadrobers to tarkov man

[ancient marsh]

wtf mongolian throat chants

[ancient marsh]

added what

[compact knoll]

квадроберы ебучие

[ancient marsh]

idk wtf that is, retard

[compact knoll]

what are you fucking stupid

[ancient marsh]

kys

[vivid dawn]

if hes about the furry masks i will fucking kill him

[ancient marsh]

so called free thinkiers when making a tarkov character

[compact knoll]

BRO

YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

[ancient marsh]

welp that's broken

[ancient marsh]

what's the voice

[compact knoll]

brent

i hope its the moaning one

[ancient marsh]

you're banned

[compact knoll]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16N-GVbPB7s

[vivid dawn]

Weve seen all that already

♻️

Next

[exotic vector]

[vivid dawn]

it works now

[compact knoll]

you vs the guy she told you not to worry about

wait this is

a toz shell?

[ancient marsh]

yes

20 cal

[dapper grotto]

what in the fuck

[stark torrent]

[compact knoll]

firework?

[stark torrent]

damn i made lvl 3.5

[dapper grotto]

[stark torrent]

in 1 game

[ancient marsh]

m80 is 43 pen

m62 is 42

m61 is 55

993 is 65

oo, bcp is 37

tcw unchanged

[stark torrent]

oh nice

[soft coral]

They added maozedongxinping

[fast garden]

That’s so weird

Does arena have new recoil iedy

[soft coral]

"nihao i drop yu a da gpu"

[stark torrent]

i think it does but that shitty mp9 felt

well not shitty

[fast garden]

Jiggly

Covered in baby oil

[dapper grotto]

@stark torrent 50 ROUND SR25/RSASS MAG

[compact knoll]

[stark torrent]

Yeah and ScarH as well they added a lower reciever

that can take all the nato mags for .308

[dapper grotto]

drum 308 MDR is real

https://tenor.com/view/telepurte-pingu-noot-noot-gif-25837050

[fast garden]

No

Put that piece of shit down

They literally buffed scar h recoil this wipe

There’s other guns in the game not just black mdr

I beg of you

[dapper grotto]

fucking 2D pickles

[stark torrent]

loll

[dapper grotto]

they vendor for 60K btw

[fast garden]

Why can’t you fucking eat them

2 KG

WHAT

[vivid dawn]

dafuq is this

Fence wtf are you on

[fast garden]

That L’s been like that

[stark torrent]

nice i started at lvl 4 hell yeah

[next temple]

Petition to rename Tarkov channel

"Kick me in the balls"

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

hotdog or a sausage roll (idk how to translate it in bulgarian)
"how do I delete someone elses post"

@stark torrent

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

i dont even know what these things would be called in english

its legit a hotdog surrounded by bread

[stark torrent]

we call it covridog aka bageldog idk

[mortal trench]

corndog

[vivid dawn]

Can seomone explain why Fence is doing this xD

[stark torrent]

corndog yes

[soft coral]

corndog is different

[dapper grotto]

not the foreskin dog

[vivid dawn]

1 ruble for 2 ruble

[soft coral]

infinite money gletch

[compact knoll]

where is the fucknig blue armband

[vivid dawn]

no ?

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent recoil is okay

the m4 feels really nice

without attachments

[vivid dawn]

2 for 1

sorry

NO

REEEEEEEEEEEE

FENCE

[dapper grotto]

[vivid dawn]

WHY YOU DO THIS

[mortal trench]

dafuq is that

guy looks like leatherface

[dapper grotto]

[vivid dawn]

were clowning now

[mortal trench]

finally an intermediate cartridge to fill the gap from t2 to t3 peacekeeper

[stark torrent]

[mortal trench]

any other new rounds?

[stark torrent]

ayo

[ancient marsh]

standalone NVGs

[dapper grotto]

HALO

[mortal trench]

those fit on the tankhelmet

[dapper grotto]

NEW NODS

MY NIGHT GREMLIN ASS HAS AWOKEN

[stark torrent]

they are worse than PNVs but

[mortal trench]

need to wear tankhelmet tho

[stark torrent]

it seems they will be cheaper

[fast garden]

If it’s a breakfast sausage people in Texas call it a kolache everywhere else it’s pigs in a blanket

[vivid dawn]

i did not miss this shit

[ancient marsh]

beretta stick

[dapper grotto]

toz got 2 new slugs

[stark torrent]

my honest reaction to this

[dapper grotto]

[ancient marsh]

maybe leftovers

from the

pvp on toz event for kappa?

[mortal trench]

THE EVENT

[dapper grotto]

no not event slugs

we talking dead ass new ammo

[mortal trench]

exploding slugs event i remember

[stark torrent]

tigz went labs with that labs card he got on flea

dead raid

[ancient marsh]

who care

[stark torrent]

and he found bitcoin all shit in yellow

[ancient marsh]

yellow and dorm key too apparently

marked dorm

[stark torrent]

Ggs

[mortal trench]

minmaxing gremlin xD

[dapper grotto]

correction 3 new ammo types

[ancient marsh]

has anyone cracked the purpose of the X-17 lower?

[mortal trench]

dangerous game slug

[compact knoll]

i assume its just a better scar

[stark torrent]

yeah i said above

lets scar H use all the mags

[mortal trench]

what kinda name is that xD

[stark torrent]

it's a lower reviever

[dapper grotto]

thats for the SCAR to use AR-10 mags no?

[ancient marsh]

all the mags?

oh ar-10 mags

[vivid dawn]

I SAID I DID NOT MISS THIS

[ancient marsh]

interesting

[stark torrent]

all the .308 mags ye

similar to g36

[ancient marsh]

i thought it would come wiht a full gun

[mortal trench]

around 5min is normal tho

[stark torrent]

there might be a premade gun on sale that has it idk

alooooo nobody going streets

matching for 15 hours

[ancient marsh]

yeah but if it is, it's broken

remember like a wipe or two ago

the guns were broken

and only receivers

for like a month

on traders

[vivid dawn]

i know

i did not miss this

im used to SPT times since i didnt play last wipe

[next temple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1189352979044774018/1319907568390504459/A64ACC69-337D-4547-BB0B-987770CA58B7.mov?ex=676eeb77&is=676d99f7&hm=cf4bdd49c95ff32b2a3a0786e894f2555a928e5b18753c786e1326938a692b45&

[vivid dawn]

[mortal trench]

if i can wait for gamma to load my stash i can wait for tarkov to load the raid xD

[next temple]

tarkov servers rn

[vivid dawn]

If you need to wait in Gamma for your stash to load you got serious issues

[dapper grotto]

[vivid dawn]

fucking loot Gremlin

[mortal trench]

300kgs of gunparts

[vivid dawn]

yeah unnecessary loot gremlin behaviour

[mortal trench]

🤷‍♂️

[vivid dawn]

Und so zerbröselt der Keks nun mal

[mortal trench]

tja

[vivid dawn]

Iedy gooning cave Pictures when ?

i wanted to check new customs as Scav but all i get is getting older from waiting

[dapper grotto]

#🤖🐛🦑helldivers

[vivid dawn]

AYOOOOOOO

[stark torrent]

[vivid dawn]

and now in a real language

[lyric cairn]

Display driver crash incoming

[vivid dawn]

for a moment i thought its happening

fuck you xD

im in

[compact knoll]

[next temple]

Nikita spending all the money on Balenciaga instead of game development

[ancient marsh]

that's 10 banned cheaters

[ancient marsh]

a thousand bucks is what, a week of work of a developer?

[stark torrent]

for some dogshit stuff yeah

[hallow stream]

I FUCKING

KNEW IT

he spends money on expensive shit

SEARCH HIS GLASSES

THEY ARE 100% SOME OF THE EXPENSIVE ASS ONES FOR LIKE 800 BUCKS

[mortal trench]

working in the it department here in germany nets you like 4k a month

[hallow stream]

thats if its not based in russia

in russia thats like 2 months worth of game dev salary

[ancient marsh]

okay? is that supposed to disprove what i said?

how many weeks are in a month

[hallow stream]

uh

ur mom

[mortal trench]

no its a comparison

no offence

i guess he gets a bit more coin the a normal worker 😅

[stark torrent]

@compact knoll @ancient marsh @fast garden @dapper grotto Apparently Streets and GZ crash at 99% map loading

[ancient marsh]

i wasnt gonna play anyways so i do not care

[stark torrent]

gayass

[ancient marsh]

???

why so mean

[fast garden]

How did they make Gz crash lmaooo

[vivid dawn]

i had the crash

[stark torrent]

the game hates my furry scav

[compact knoll]

i mean i loaded on scav

[stark torrent]

COMMS

COOOOOOOOOOOOMS

[dapper grotto]

[stark torrent]

Ok so it works for me , fuck peasant pcs

[fast garden]

Trying to play scav on wipe day

[stark torrent]

so we are not running anymore

[fast garden]

Better start hauling

[ancient marsh]

chug chug chug chug chug

[fast garden]

[dapper grotto]

bro what is that poxeram and T-plug

[fast garden]

Hey man he needs that for hideout now

Can’t buy it

[stark torrent]

fouind secret extract

[fast garden]

Oh man those are ugly

[dapper grotto]

did they get these icons from the gamba version 2 years ago

[fast garden]

Tell us where it’s at

[stark torrent]

there is someone shooting outside

perfect timing

[fast garden]

Goodbye iedy

You had too many good items

Forever winter hunter killers are inbound

[ancient marsh]

it's him.

he's here for the Jerry

[fast garden]

Tower I have eyes on the fuel

[ancient marsh]

tower zero me in for 300 yards

Lapua AP vs Unarmored bogey

[fast garden]

Tower I hear two tangos

Time the shot with the lighting tower

Ah man do I leave work early for this shit

[dapper grotto]

@stark torrent @fast garden @ancient marsh

[fast garden]

Oh no

That would have been useful last wipe

With all of the class 5 and 6 that was supposed to be rare

[ancient marsh]

the biggest troll of all time would be if it wasn't divisible by 4

oh wait there are plates that take 6 slots

nvm

[dapper grotto]

also pick up salad

shits worth 100K

for some fucking reason

[fast garden]

Fat ass prapor needs to lose weight

[fast garden]

Good thing those can be bought as needed and I don’t feel like I need to store them

[stark torrent]

damn we made out

[stark torrent]

gods above

[vivid dawn]

Mhhhh ok that was ehhhh ....

[fast garden]

I think a 94 slot would have been so funny

Bro got a deagle raid one

[fast garden]

Blew homies gut out

[vivid dawn]

yeah i found it in a box and instantly killed that fucker that shot at me

[fast garden]

Rip for no ammo

[vivid dawn]

well he didnt hit

so im to blame for this

[hallow stream]

are you sure

I just saw aqua(pestily son) crash and he has like a streaming setup

[stark torrent]

wedonutcare not my problem

i got out stacked

[fast garden]

Skill based matchmaking

[stark torrent]

[hallow stream]

its probably just a way lower chance to happen on higher end pcs

[vivid dawn]

i cant complain much

[fast garden]

Ewww new blood set and rec bat

[vivid dawn]

high resolution text

[fast garden]

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/rock-agreed-rock-sus-agreed-gif-23818297

[fast garden]

Damn do you start with arena pants

[mortal trench]

pretty cold isnt it

[stark torrent]

i will never recover from this

[vivid dawn]

Buttplug knife is a prestige 2 reward

IEDY TRIPPLE KAPPA GO

[stark torrent]

yeah its a lot of fucking grinding

[fast garden]

Oh fuck

[fast garden]

Show the prestige 2 page

[stark torrent]

Tbf Thee has more chance than me here

[fast garden]

[mortal trench]

guys i can also finally play

[fast garden]

Triple kappa is so fucked bro

[stark torrent]

fawk off

[mortal trench]

watch tigz get it done in like 3 weeks

[fast garden]

I need that emote

I NEED that emote

Fuck 2 hours left of work

Then hour long install

I’m coming home nikita

[dapper grotto]

ngl tho the extra daily/weekly is hot

[mortal trench]

what did you guys went with this wipe? bear or usec

[fast garden]

No one getting prestige fr cares about that shit

[vivid dawn]

USEC

[fast garden]

I’m always bear bear gang

I pay 35k for BTR lool

[real solstice]

Kazotsky kick emote unlocked at prestige 10

[compact knoll]

you playing with friends or solo?

[stark torrent]

rn im solo

[compact knoll]

wanna join me n chaplain?

[stark torrent]

Ye

Why not

[compact knoll]

join

and move chaplain he's in vc4

[fast garden]

Iedy dragging them to the “iedy goon cave vc”

Man what’s my name gonna be this wipe

I don’t think I’ll stay on Lu_Bu_fengxian

[stark torrent]

Chee_Ting_Iu

[vivid dawn]

Chea_tinga_lot

[dapper grotto]

@stark torrent

wake the fuck up new thermal

[stark torrent]

oh matew

exactly what this game needs

more thermals

[dapper grotto]

more tools of murder for us woods gremlins

[fast garden]

Do you think this one will be 800k like the last one or more

Compared to the 200k flir

[stark torrent]

probably

i honestly wonder i didnt check if they fucked with the barters

i will see

[untold harness]

250 meter max vision range

💤

[hallow stream]

I just updated my game what the fuck you mean

[exotic vector]

Axel

[stark torrent]

[fast garden]

We need to go back to the time when nikita was active on the subreddit telling people to fuck off if they didn’t like patches

The rage bait and casual scrubs are going ham rn

[hallow stream]

or like

he should become a real game developer

and make the game good

[hallow stream]

i mean

if hes complaining abt bugs that have been in the game since forever its a valid complaint

how not fixed yet

[short tendon]

FUCKS SAKE I keep hitting "X" to sprint in tarkov cause of gamma

[fast garden]

The top half of that is about ready or not

[hallow stream]

oh

[fast garden]

[fast garden]

But like, yeah? Though that isn’t grounds for worst wipe ever in the first few hours of release lmao

Obvious circlejerk rage post

[hallow stream]

honestly

in ivan terms he has true

every tarkov wipe is the worst wipe ever

[wintry ridge]

i hope its like 200k

old ass ww2 thermal

[fast garden]

i wish the new mongolian face was bear

did they add a bunch of new ones?

i hate this shit

[wintry ridge]

😭 wtf did they do to FIR hideout stuff

starter players are gonna crash tf out

[pallid bolt]

can't wait to have to get 14 wires and 14 bulbs to do illumination 2

[wintry ridge]

just craft the wires but lik

the bulbs are fucked

i swear i looted like 300 toolboxes last wipe and got 9 bulbs

the rates arent right

[hallow stream]

yo

i wont lie

that didnt cross my mind

but you are 100% right

why the fuck is a working light bulb so rare

wheres my EFT realism why can't I just unscrew the ones that work on the map and put them in my pocket

shit game

[fast garden]

im gonna give nikitas backend some errors

let me in

[proper trail]

Anyone actually been able to play? about to try myself soon

[stark torrent]

Yes

[proper trail]

Huge

[compact knoll]

scav hits 4 ps shots in chest with one burst

https://tenor.com/view/shane-walsh-shane-the-walking-dead-twd-gif-2595944102460283257

[fast garden]

the newer goon bunker in woods is goated apparently

my friends just pulled two marked keys

[wintry ridge]

back or front shots

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/church-reaction-holy-gif-22534795

[wintry ridge]

glad ur enjoying tarkov lil fella

[compact knoll]

i think i might kill myself

[wintry ridge]

[proper trail]

normal tarkov experience

[stark torrent]

Axel got banned from twitch for 14 days for saying the f word in russian or shit

[proper trail]

the homo word?

[stark torrent]

yes

[proper trail]

ahh

lol

[fast garden]

[proper trail]

lmao even

[fast garden]

rip content

[hallow stream]

anyone found the dumbass adaptation paper thing

like a piece of paper for a new gz extract

might be streets

idk

i just found it in a cabinet

[fast garden]

the random paper scraps are for hidden exfils

[untold harness]

So whats the initial response to the wipe

[fast garden]

sound is fucked

ive only had one raid tho

ping is also fucked

[hallow stream]

I went 5/0

in exfils

im goated

done all my GZ shit besides pay for extract

life is gud

life is nice

[soft coral]

@stark torrent what is a gypsy triathlon?
goes to the beach walking and comes home with a bike

[wintry ridge]

wait fr?

thats peak ngl

like red rebel extracts but not 7 million roubles

[hallow stream]

Whoever said SPT can't teach you game sense go fuck yourself

I got more hrs on SPT than on regular tarkov and already killed like 5 PMC's over 5 raids

lmao

also wtf flashbangs are op I flashbanged this guy and he started spamming voip calling me racial slurs he legit couldn't see for like 20 seconds

[wintry ridge]

yeah no its just copium so they dont feel shit for playing live tarkov

[proper trail]

the unmatched power of the sun

[hallow stream]

literally

[wintry ridge]

SPT is literally just a trainer

its a really really good one too

[hallow stream]

im not even ratting

I jumped around a corner

and gunned down a dude

im chadding

glory to the MP5

[untold harness]

"Bro Im killing timmies who just bought the game at christmas"

Thats how you sound rn

[hallow stream]

be serious

nobody is buying this fucking horrible game at Christmas

if a whole steam sale wasn't going on with 90% off no tax on purchase id believe you

[wintry ridge]

i bought it at christmas

but that was when the game wasnt bad

so idk

[untold harness]

[fast garden]

holy shit

my isp is also the power company

160 ping 12 percent packet loss

[proper trail]

👉 👈

[fast garden]

kill me

[hallow stream]

i feel you

i started losing packets then hopped off instantly

and got mad

[wintry ridge]

omg hiii :3

[hallow stream]

cant wait to hop on tmrw and just start losing 24/7 ngl

[untold harness]

Hai

[wintry ridge]

[fast garden]

theres too much money to be made at woods bunker

i will not leave

no one tell fuel or tigz

[stark torrent]

@compact knoll

[fast garden]

fat haul and exectued by timmy player scav

i love new wipes so much

uh

died to trator scav

[harsh reef]

Rip

[fast garden]

new scav ready instantly?

[harsh reef]

No scav timer for deaths

Only successful scav runs

[fast garden]

that cant be intentional

[harsh reef]

Might be for the event

Happens time to time

[fast garden]

what event lmao

[harsh reef]

Santa boss

Some weird lore thing

[wintry ridge]

scav rep is so silly

punishing you for killing friendlies but basically making it impossible to make progress without doing so

[frosty basalt]

Scav karma is the dumbest fucking addition

Scav karma only makes sense for each individual raid

Since ur always a different random scav every time you scav

Which like, fuck it if you kill a scav as a scav the other scavs in that raid should attack you

But there should be no other punishments other than that

[wintry ridge]

scav karma should be like

PMC karma with scavs

affect ur pmc and not random scav raids

dont shoot em for a while and gift some shit to bosses for some rep

[stark torrent]

🤨

[wintry ridge]

😻

RFB is back

laser mounts are reaaaaal

[fast garden]

rfb has been gone since point fire nerf bro

this is epic

my shit cannon got marginally better

[wintry ridge]

5% at least

bullpup rifle now atleast able to CQC since it can take a flashlight/laser now

[dapper grotto]

[untold harness]

In what world do you have access to an RFB but not a Scar or MDR

[wintry ridge]

early wipe world

[stark torrent]

rfb used to be 32k

from barter

insane value

[untold harness]

Rubles are cheap

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[fast garden]

lvl 2 traders

lmao

[untold harness]

Flea market

[fast garden]

thats locked for 2 weeks

[untold harness]

oh trooooo

[fast garden]

besides show me where you can buy a scar or mdr on flea in 308

this is the blammer

[compact knoll]

this shit is 100k btw

im gonna fucking kill myself

i wear the shitty white armour to complete the quest

https://tenor.com/view/american-history-x-gif-23623832

[fast garden]

your stupid 12k video quality made my pc 5 degrees hotter

[exotic vector]

why can't we eat this

[fast garden]

made the mistake of attempting to fire my mp155 on a scav run at someone beyond 3 meter

even had ap20 loaded

10 fired

[hallow stream]

Expired salad

[compact knoll]

also yeah man that bunker is awesome

[fast garden]

its insane

just been scaving woods

bc internet

[untold harness]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/766816835848372227/1321994696284835850/yBnLCS7.jpg?ex=676f4301&is=676df181&hm=2c2acea7ea03bda1a923710c2f30edd3ca4a653b52b93b414c2eabd95364c6c1&=&format=webp&width=1877&height=910

Chode M4

[stark torrent]

damn

that is some helldivers shit

[north lagoon]

Haven hopped on yet but the new patch notes look pretty sweet

[fast garden]

yeah

[dapper grotto]

so the new woods bunker is kinda sauced

[fast garden]

mhm

checks out

[hallow stream]

The amount of swaying there is now

It makes me motion sick almost

[stark torrent]

yeah taht is busted

[proper trail]

how am i so dogwater at this game

[hallow stream]

Git gud

[rugged stump]

hmmm tempting to buy the PVE expansion

its 15 dorras

[proper trail]

good point

[native crypt]

just play spt instead

[rugged stump]

hows the framerate?

i heard even now EFT has pretty bad framerate

[hallow stream]

If you could wait 14 hrs for me to get on tmrw i could tell you

[rugged stump]

no problem brudda

[native crypt]

never great

simply play on medium to have ok framerate

[north lagoon]

Depends on your CPU

[fast garden]

go the fuck away

5 man camping mg nest

[untold harness]

Based krink user

[wintry ridge]

ruslop, would prolly kill a usec

[fast garden]

krink got me

[exotic vector]

74u enjoyer

bro cosplaying degtyarev

[north lagoon]

Bro cosplaying Strelok

[ancient marsh]

https://fixupx.com/YungNoodle_/status/1872099608111075614?t=D7OYRbud7sk5_zXeFw825w&s=19

[fast garden]

You know first impressions so far

I think found in raid hideout has the potential to be one of the best changes they have done

Like, I have to scavenge for shit in the scavenging looter game

[winged mica]

do it

[wintry ridge]

you already did wtf

scavenged for shit to sell

now you magically cant use screws for making a gym unless you find them urself??? fuckin forced RPG element bullshit

[frosty basalt]

How does the game run this wipe

[wintry ridge]

unity update peak or weak

[ancient marsh]

Yeah that's not a good thing

When you are gonna be looking for your found in raid maps for Intel center you will be begging for death lmao

You need like factory map for it

[frosty basalt]

game runs worse

[potent fossil]

Even arena runs worse

[stark torrent]

fucking clowns if they all died to you lmao

How tf do you suck so much its literally hell to push that if there is someone up there

[wintry ridge]

😻

[compact knoll]

https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/s/Yyo7z3AUpk

@stark torrent

I wonder if its fake

[stark torrent]

apparently its real

also her name is Ana Cheri

[compact knoll]

[compact knoll]

Also did you open that Christmas gift

What was inside

[stark torrent]

i did i dont remember , prob nothing good

i had my stash scrambled so they went everywher ei guess

bsg cant make it easy

[ancient marsh]

[nocturne turret]

the wipe is so trash 💔

killed my frames

game is buggy glitchy mess

tarkov classic

[stark torrent]

bay 5 is the worst map in arena

holy shit it sucks cock

[stark torrent]

audio is useless just blast music

[stark torrent]

funny thing is he rly is dressed as Kollontay

with the shoulder pad even

[pseudo storm]

Its great

[stark torrent]

Kollontay after he pulls his magic baton and my pristine gun decides to kill itself ( he jams your gun )

[pseudo storm]

Just after he beats you to death with his baton, that dance starts

[wintry ridge]

REAL

another arena hater

finally

bay 5 is unplayable 99% of the time its unreal

it was 100% before the sightline changes

[ancient marsh]

he just hates that map tho

not arena

[wintry ridge]

its part of arena

if ivan started hating on gunplay you'd call him a tarkov hater

[ancient marsh]

if you hate sex you hate babies?

or idk

reverse

[wintry ridge]

what?

if i said i hated diapers, i'd hate babies

[ancient marsh]

yeah that's better

but it's like if an old person who's incontinent, much like @stark torrent

said they hate wearing their diaper

you say "fellow baby hater "

[wintry ridge]

iedy has IBS and gluten intolerance

and eats only bread

[ancient marsh]

he hates babies

[stark torrent]

@compact knoll @fast garden @ancient marsh

ALoooooooooooo SILENT CROUCHING

[wintry ridge]

😻

idk how bsg does it but like

every wipe is getting worse than the last

wtf kinda mayan calender shit is this

are they gonna make everyone leave and then manifest future EFT into russia2028 campaign

[stark torrent]

You can now visit friends hideout so it triple loads your RAM and heats up your apartment thank you bsg

[ancient marsh]

saving on the heating bill

🤑

[stark torrent]

Arena sync issues are also back

Nikita : It will probably not happen again after we fix it

https://tenor.com/view/hi-bye-bye-bye-bye-bye-bye-nikita-bye-gif-15936245997769360069

[ancient marsh]

well

probably

means it could

[stark torrent]

Hide in Plain Sight (Christmas Trees)

Always at Christmas festive marked

Customs: At crossroad on the other side of the bridge from Big Red

Lighthouse: At supermarked just before the bridge over to Water Plant

Reserve: At helicopter between the barracks

Interchange: In front of main entrance to the mall

Shoreline: In front of west wing

Woods: In the middle of sawmill

[pseudo storm]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOoiUFR4V7I

[soft coral]

Tarkov players when they experience change

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent yeah the ragman stock was a bug

[brittle sinew]

They changed the salewer model??

[soft coral]

Woke up after wipe game still exists

:(

[tribal dawn]

wipe is upon thee

finally a wipe that's worth it's salt

[fast garden]

I wonder if those need fir. Some random items like the special slots don’t need to be fir but like, other than those, I’m totally fine with needing to loot everything

Rip everyone normal though

[compact knoll]

[fast garden]

They were all downstairs except one guy. They were all crabbing like hell. They all fought me in 1v1s

[stark torrent]

Tbf most new icons look shit

They have hd textures but the estetic is worse

[fast garden]

The perspective on the new icons suck

Some shit just feels sideways

[soft coral]

They look bland

[stark torrent]

Yeah

[stark torrent]

Crabbing is back btw, actual no footsteps when crouch walking

This game never wins man

[fast garden]

Probably a byproduct of how small the hearing range is now

[stark torrent]

It is yeah u noticed

And on woods i heard a scav scream and he was far away, i heard his echo

Scared tf out of me

[fast garden]

I also made the mistake of using a specter dr on an Ak

I’ve been doing fine with it because I need the scope but

My gun is covered in so much baby oil it’s hard to see over the clapping cheeks of the recoil

And other people have had the audacity to tell me recoil is fine

Recoil and sound man. Every fucking time

But genuinely other than that I like lots of the changes

Fuck Santa too though

[stark torrent]

If u play arena u will notice the shit recoil on everything but smgs

I tried the aug, immediately switched to g36

Aug is dogshit

It wobbles left and right

[dapper grotto]

[ancient marsh]

Season based armor?

Coolgers

[brittle sinew]

They had it perfected not too long ago, recoil

And then they decided to fix something that wasn't broken

I fucking hate BSG

Good thing we have SPT, made and modded by semi competent people at least

[compact knoll]

lets see what this has

[ancient marsh]

Actually not bad

[ancient marsh]

Also these icons are dogshit

The humpback icon

[compact knoll]

the small gift drops like 3 items

[ancient marsh]

Cause of the lighting you cannot see the label

Literally a downgrade in visual clarity

[soft coral]

@stark torrent

[hallow stream]

Why does

Everything

Besides mp5

Feel so bad

I tried using a fucking unmodded m4 cus its start of wipe oh my god it felt so fucking bad i want to kill myself

[hallow stream]

Fontaine took a break doe

[vivid dawn]

Random recoil shake

thats why

[hallow stream]

Dude

Is that why my weapon feels like its covered in deep fryer grease

[vivid dawn]

When you fire a shot recoil will never be the same

[hallow stream]

Fontaine realism

Save me fontaine realism

Come back from the modding break you took and make eft great again

https://tenor.com/view/praying-gif-3348052254980566268

[vivid dawn]

next big SPT update will be baller

[hallow stream]

Not without realism

[vivid dawn]

ugh fuck realism

[hallow stream]

It legit makes the game so much better imo

[vivid dawn]

go onto a shooting range

[hallow stream]

Besides for the trader changes on realism

Everything is better imo

And you can just turn those off

[vivid dawn]

[hallow stream]

Oh yea also is the blue press vest op now or something

I took like 8 bullets to the chest and no damage

Before killing the pmc that was shooting at me

This wipe feels like ok besides for the fact guns were dragged thru diddys baby oil storage

Ill just use smgs doe

Kinda crazy how were playing as trained mercs but said trained mercs handle guns worse than some random grandma you'd find living on a mountain top in a house with no electricity

[stark torrent]

[brittle sinew]

Rip

[brittle sinew]

Realism mod is good

[brittle sinew]

Trader changes are good, they just need tweaking

I set my trader stock to at least have 1 of each item, with a reset of 5 minutes

[hallow stream]

I just turn it off

[brittle sinew]

Fair

[hallow stream]

Wait jaeger unlock is bugged what

How

[wintry ridge]

actually really good now

since its all FIR

[stark torrent]

clasic quest finishes but the desync or shit doesnt count

so you lose the quest item and finish teh quest but you dont get the rewards aka jaeger unlock

[hallow stream]

I was legit gonna go unlock him when my friend came online

[stark torrent]

i had no problems

[hallow stream]

I forced my friend to play the pvp instead of the pve

Im such a bad friend

[hallow stream]

This is so dogshit

Im guessing the quest also just bugs so you can't redo it

Cause its bsg

[stark torrent]

@soft coral

we are going back

the biggest piece of game

[dapper grotto]

untar armor on woods daring today are we birb man

[stark torrent]

doesnt matter they will never see me before its too late

or they do and i die

[dapper grotto]

so

i bough myself 2 liters of vodka today

should i patch tarky and see how fast its gonna make me inhale those

[soft coral]

that scope makes me cringe everytime I look down it

[vivid dawn]

Wait

[soft coral]

bros pfp is the same everywhere

based

[stark torrent]

Bro's raid = ruined

[vivid dawn]

Yep im that lazy

Woods Wookie

[tribal dawn]

only playing spt if realism + path to tarkov get updated

are the plates still dogshit in live tarkov

or did they revert it back to the realistic system

i'm only getting back cause of the flea market nerf and hideout changes

cause fuck me dude, plates getting reverted really pissed me off

[exotic vector]

you were aiming for a while

[stark torrent]

3 man

didnt know who to shoot , i shot the most geared but i ran

couldnt kill all 3 of them

died anyway to a cuck on a hill while i was scouting

@dapper grotto if u decide to join hell and need company im down

[exotic vector]

common tarkov moment

[soft coral]

the fk is that fps bro

[stark torrent]

the unity update fucked performance apparently

the biggest piece

of development

[soft coral]

LOL

HAHWAHAHAAHAHAH

AJHAAHAHAHAHA

[vivid dawn]

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO IMPROVE IT

Not kill it

Literaly Anakin

Fucking star wars

[compact knoll]

it looks so weird with this amount of 0's

[soft coral]

I'm actual tarkov jesus

[soft coral]

and you have good cpu

I dont want to think what my fps will be

I remember when I used to comfortably get like 90/100 on woods

wtf is 64

ALO

ram

25gb

?????????????

how can you actively kill your game so much

[dapper grotto]

saw a clip of someone hitting 38GB used on streets

[soft coral]

with 64 I don't have that issue

get fucked

bsg be like: either dont play the game or buy a nasa PC to be able to run the game with 60fps

[dapper grotto]

buy nasa PC every 6 months

[soft coral]

yes

one for each unity update

[brittle sinew]

And here I thought I escaped memory leak hell

[soft coral]

haha

he thought

what a loser

[brittle sinew]

Jesus Christ I am NEVER playing tarkov again

[soft coral]

GOOD

YES

[brittle sinew]

might even be that I CANT play tarkov again lmaoo

[soft coral]

preach brother

[brittle sinew]

physically unable to play tarkov due to shitty performance updates, mashallah

[lyric cairn]

I got a new PC a couple weeks ago. Tarkov is the only game I hadn't benchmarked until yesterday. Tarkov is the only game where I didn't see a dramatic improvement in performance.

My old PC I got ~50fps. Now I only get ~80. And I have a Ryzen 7800X3D.

Every single other game I've played I've gotten at least a 100% increase in performance.

[soft coral]

update game
make it worse
people quit because they can't play

truly the marketing scheme of the century

gj bsg

way to go

[brittle sinew]

the war really did a number on BSG lmao

[soft coral]

80 fps with that beast of a cpu

is

laughable

its a joke

[brittle sinew]

pre 2022 BSG was actually kinda good, now it seems like a somehow more incompetent skeleton crew

[soft coral]

yep

performance was managable

even with my old rig

[dapper grotto]

you would avg 120-150FPS on streets a year ago with the 7800x3d now its 60-80