💣tarkov-released

[soft coral]

[vivid dawn]

I love how Cheat makers even snitch on their own clients just to "make a new hack" and make new sales

[soft coral]

@stark torrent

BRO

IEDYYYYYY

COME HERE YOU PULA

[vivid dawn]

♻️

[spring fable]

wasnt dayz standalone pretty shitty too`?

[dapper grotto]

when it came out yes

unfucked itself over the years tho

pretty good game now

[soft coral]

ITS NOT PHOTOSHOP

LMAO

its actually on their twitter

OH NAH

[dapper grotto]

the survival/extraction genre turning into ivan as we type

[hallow stream]

ok time to extract all these minus questiong bots

[spring fable]

i mean it could work just fine

i dont know

[hallow stream]

eh i dont wanna do it now

so yeah

[spring fable]

sensible approach
and i mean sain ans looting bots and donuts and waypoints should already do tons to the ai

[hallow stream]

the AI are gonna turn into fucking cs aimbotters

[stark torrent]

Aye

What

HAHAHA FUCK THIS

OH MY GOD

[soft coral]

practically unheard of

[spring fable]

turn into
thats what they always were
you should try vanilla spt factory
have fun with pmcs respawning in with rogue ki^^

its like endless slaughter where if you shoot once all the map knows where you are and they all will come at you
and the respawning enemies will hear that

[stark torrent]

dude how many people hated Tarkov in secret and wanted an opportunity to shit on them

[soft coral]

honestly

I dont think it was that many

very few games outside of tarkov hated tarkov

they just jumped on the bully train to make fun of it

for which it absolutely fucking deserves

[hallow stream]

I think I got it all

[dapper grotto]

never let a good crisis go to waste

[soft coral]

yes

[spring fable]

i mean it is fun to make fun of tarkov

[soft coral]

nobody hates tarkov more than its playerbase

[spring fable]

right now

[hallow stream]

theres no community in the gaming landscape

which relates more to being a greasy fuck than tarkov players

and thats just facts

also klean has been streaming for like

[soft coral]

league

[hallow stream]

8 hours now

time to power on the machine

https://tenor.com/view/anime-buttons-switch-controls-gif-17290671

guys my house exploded im missing both arms im typing with my tongue

[soft coral]

you got a surv12?

[stark torrent]

propital and u good fam

[soft coral]

only for 3 mins tho

[winged mica]

Oh girls gonna enjoy such skill

[hallow stream]

WHAAAAT

[winged mica]

What

[hallow stream]

anyways bear or usec

[winged mica]

BEAR is funnier

[hallow stream]

yea

[winged mica]

And PP19 ftw

[hallow stream]

cheeki breeki

[winged mica]

PP19

Shit has virtually no recoil

[hallow stream]

IT WORKS!

[dapper grotto]

[winged mica]

Damn

EOD edition

[lost egret]

fuck BSG, embrace SPT

[winged mica]

Must be nice to be lied to

[soft coral]

https://youtu.be/0U8yWtAHlV4?si=hI2vzbBSyWVkTzbe

"I get targeted by stream snipers and its really sad that cheaters are targetting the players with this edition"

brother

this guy

has a 12 inch black dildo that says bsg on it

[winged mica]

Cheaters target everyone

[soft coral]

and hes sitting on it

while making that video

what a fucking retarded statement

[winged mica]

Isnt FortyOne the voice actor for USEC

[soft coral]

yes

[lost egret]

everybody keeps blaming the cheaters (which isn't bad), but nobody ever blames the devs. theres always gonna be scum bags ruining the fun for others, that applies for everything, what matters is how the devs handle that

[winged mica]

Tbh blame Nikita

[hallow stream]

wait so this guys taking bsgs side in this shit?

[winged mica]

Dude for some reasons

[hallow stream]

what a fucking loser

[winged mica]

Despites Modders than Cheaters

[earnest timber]

If i were to kill Zryachi just randomly, do i lose this item even if its in the hideout?

[soft coral]

ah no i didnt listen to the entire video

idk which side he took

[hallow stream]

neither did I

[soft coral]

but that one statement

is braindead

[hallow stream]

thats true

wait does he have

the unheard edition

[winged mica]

I think he does

[soft coral]

stream sniping is way different to what the cheaters are doing to the unheard edition players

[lost egret]

hope not LOL

does the guy even know SPT exists

[winged mica]

Lemme watch that vid once I got home

Idk who would believe in court if they used the excuse of "oh damn SP isnt DLC"

[hallow stream]

peep the kit I think im ready

[winged mica]

Dump everything

Do a 0 to hero run

[hallow stream]

you know what

fuck it

ur right

[winged mica]

You can get guns very easy on Ground Zero

And its not even funny

But gonna have to avoid PMC AI

[hallow stream]

naked and afraid time

[spring fable]

official discord still going at it
so heartwarming

[hallow stream]

I have ZERO IDEA ABOUT ANY OF THE MAPS

[winged mica]

I literally nearly pissed my self staying in a corner like a little timmy while hearing gun shots going out around Terragroup plaza

[hallow stream]

is there a map with the mods I have

[winged mica]

With my empty revolver no bullet

[frosty basalt]

Oh ur playing SPT

[hallow stream]

yup

[winged mica]

Yup

[hallow stream]

idk if I got a map

I hope I do

hopefully!

[frosty basalt]

Have fun

Ground zeroes is a nicely shaped and detailed map

[spring fable]

i usually do 0 to hero
one factory run for the safe
to get money for a weapon or sell the melee weapon for a makarov

[hallow stream]

idk any of the extracts or anything

[winged mica]

Environment and exploration wise

I love Ground Zero

[hallow stream]

anyone wanna like tell me if the waypoints mod shows extracts

[winged mica]

So much things to look at

[hallow stream]

cause I might be in big doodoo if it doesnt

[spring fable]

why would it

[hallow stream]

idk man

qol

[soft coral]

he recorded lines for hte single player thing in 2019

[hallow stream]

idfk

[soft coral]

what?

[hallow stream]

what the mod do

lol

[spring fable]

dude waypoints adds waypoints for the ai so they roam around more

[hallow stream]

just shows how slow these tarkov devs are

[spring fable]

not waypoints for you

[hallow stream]

You think I read

Im retarded

I just press download button

[dapper grotto]

[hallow stream]

IM GOING IN

[soft coral]

classic balkan person

[hallow stream]

literally

[wanton yarrow]

goofy hk

[hallow stream]

give me your energy so I get out of raid with ak and like 2 cans of beer and a cheese medkit guys

[winged mica]

PvP wise

[hallow stream]

I FORGOT TO ACCEPT TASKS

SHIT

[winged mica]

Ground Zero is straight up ass

They stacked 12 PMC in one map

[spring fable]

https://tenor.com/view/hysterical-laughter-laughing-gif-25735842

[winged mica]

And you cant deny there will be massacre

[dapper grotto]

ground zero is great the number of players is not

[winged mica]

Beginner friendly my ass

Shit is straight up a warzone

[hallow stream]

I SPAWN IN

AND GET INSTA BLASTED

WITH A FUCKING AK

[dapper grotto]

[winged mica]

Atleast u naked

[spring fable]

gotta turn off pmc respawn in sain for that alone i guess

[hallow stream]

im alive I dodged bullets

[winged mica]

Naw

Let them come

The only thing that is around me

Are dead men

[hallow stream]

how do I fit this with no backpack

[winged mica]

Easy

[spring fable]

i mean you cant possibly carry the loot from 11 dead pmcs anyways

[winged mica]

U dont

[winged mica]

Well atleast u can farm dog tags

[soft coral]

u dont

:)

[spring fable]

ask bsg to add ass slots
and shove it up there
maybe idea for new edition

[winged mica]

Go find a backpack and come back

[wanton yarrow]

why does this work so well

[winged mica]

Backpack spawns like everywhere

Or you know

[hallow stream]

i stepped on a landmine

[winged mica]

The f

Oh my god

Did you go into that office room

[hallow stream]

yes

[winged mica]

Classic

[hallow stream]

wanna watch me play and suffer

I think it would be funny

[winged mica]

Nah im at work

[hallow stream]

i can stream on discord with 50 fps

I THINK

[winged mica]

Can only text

[hallow stream]

unfortunate

[winged mica]

Go into raid with 2 boxes of grenade

And keep chugging them

[spring fable]

Imagine this channel getting renamed into Bullshit Games
for spt

[winged mica]

Tbh

If the entire game is SPT now

Its just gonna be #╓☢stalker-chat

[spring fable]

wdym

[hallow stream]

im suffering

[winged mica]

Welcome to Tarkov

[hallow stream]

me leg hurtey

[winged mica]

Suffering is a must

[hushed elk]

man all that bitching trying to ban spt from this channel from months ago

[hallow stream]

I WAS ABT TO KILL A MAN

WITH A FUCKING SHOVEL

[hushed elk]

and now this

[hallow stream]

I HIT HIM TWICE SHIIIIT

SHIIIIIIIIIIT

so close yet so far

[soft coral]

omg

[hallow stream]

the bots are kinda cracked doe he 360'd after reloading and jump shot me this guy in faze clan

[winged mica]

Look how the turned table

[soft coral]

@stark torrent pmcs were always supposed to have bigger pockets because all the bosses have them too

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-devastated-watch-watching-movie-gif-14922607200232575847

[hushed elk]

all it took was 1 bad update

[soft coral]

the feature was always inside the game

omg......

[winged mica]

I dare you to go through entire EFT without secured cont

To make it worse

You gotta play it

Chinese server

[hushed elk]

gigachad rushing bots

[dapper grotto]

holy fuck its the rare tarkov chat sparta

feels like catching a shiny

[hushed elk]

[winged mica]

Sparter goes wherever there is drama

[hushed elk]

another shinny would be me actually playing tarkov

[wanton yarrow]

has anyone actually seen the vulcan helmet?

[winged mica]

Is Bastion helmet good

[wanton yarrow]

im convinced that its fake

[winged mica]

Picked it up off a dead body yesterday

[hallow stream]

how the fuck do I learn these maps

Im a idiot

[wanton yarrow]

yes

[hushed elk]

what a shame that would be

[winged mica]

Interactive map

[hallow stream]

how get

[wanton yarrow]

especially with the tier 6 plate

[dapper grotto]

yes class 4 can take NVG's and has a Class 6 armor plate you can throw onto aswell

[winged mica]

Google

Like just google Ground Zero interactive map

[gray compass]

you can barter for it with a gpu

[hallow stream]

got out with stonks ngl

[winged mica]

Also a lot of stuff are procedurally placed

So not everything on the map is actually according to display

[winged mica]

Man took the worst items in the case

[hallow stream]

wtf am I looking at

[hushed elk]

yeaaah

toggle only for extracts

[soft coral]

HE RECORDED VOICE LINES in 2019 FOR THE DISTRESS DEVICE

[winged mica]

Just turn off everything

And only enable quest and extract

[spring fable]

https://tenor.com/view/chiquichico-gif-26004262

[hallow stream]

this is good now

[winged mica]

Yeh

If you want you can turn on like certain loot

So if you wanna do loot route

But most of good loots usually came from PMC dead bodies

[spring fable]

its all gone to shit

[stark torrent]

@foggy jay

[hushed elk]

unless you got a mod that opens all extracts
check which ones you have open

[frozen olive]

Oh fuck

[hallow stream]

iedy

[frozen olive]

Ping grok

[winged mica]

Is there a way to modify loot level in SPT?

[hallow stream]

i think I know what you have to do

[frozen olive]

[hallow stream]

and so do you

[winged mica]

Since I feel like I found too many good loots too fast

[hallow stream]

tarkov channel rename into sptarkov

[winged mica]

Whos onepeg

[dapper grotto]

the best timeline

[hallow stream]

this music is fire

[winged mica]

Did he peg you?

[hallow stream]

in the main menu (my ears bleeding)

[dapper grotto]

tarkov content creator

[winged mica]

So

Did he peg anyone

[hushed elk]

[dapper grotto]

no he getting pegged by tarkov like the rest of us

[winged mica]

Damn

Such a shame

[hallow stream]

I will come out victorious out of ground zero

i am pistol-man

[dapper grotto]

[hushed elk]

victory

[winged mica]

Mashalah

[hushed elk]

now kill all scavs

[dapper grotto]

can kollontay spawn on the low LVL version of ground zero?

[winged mica]

Kollontay?

[hallow stream]

I need to loot braincells and map knowledge in this raid

wish me luck guys

[dapper grotto]

ground zero scav boss

also on streets

[gray compass]

holy

[winged mica]

I dont even know theres a boss

[dapper grotto]

you gonna have fun running into hammer boi for the first time then

[hushed elk]

[winged mica]

Factory run

[spring fable]

just go factory pistol run
go big or go home

[hallow stream]

I FOUND A GRIZZLY

[winged mica]

Go home most of the time

[hushed elk]

lab runs pistol only

[dapper grotto]

grizzly kits my beloved

[winged mica]

Full?

[spring fable]

i mean with some luck and speed you can loot office and get out

[winged mica]

I remember inv someone into the team

[hallow stream]

full one yes

[winged mica]

He spawn in w armor and vest and AK

So I 3 taps his head

Loot his stuff and exfil

[dapper grotto]

when i was grinding labs a few months ago the avg player i ran into had worse gear then my scavs

[hushed elk]

truly hobos

what no insurance does to a mf

[hallow stream]

dude its a warzone around me

how do I live thru this

[winged mica]

I remember there was an event where traders are unavailable and the entire game was chaotic

[hallow stream]

theres been shooting for the past 3 minutes

[winged mica]

Easy

U dont

[spring fable]

i once sat injured on 2nd floor in that changing room
pmc spawns next to me while im fixing myself up

[winged mica]

Tbh the best way to traverse through GZ

Is via the underground

[hushed elk]

my only issue so far with spt is that you need a few good raids to get pretty high gear and kinda just never lose it

[winged mica]

There is minimal scav population

[winged mica]

Thats why I kinda want to have a mod or something to make gear rarer

[hushed elk]

theres ways to do so

like make bots gear same as your level

but

[winged mica]

I once got a round ricochet off my glasses

[hushed elk]

that makes it easy

[winged mica]

And it was hilarious

[hushed elk]

buz bots with doodo gear fold easy

[hallow stream]

where the fuck I get there

[hushed elk]

i did try an imposible raid preset with donuts

and there were soo many pmcs and scavs

[spring fable]

mm true
i mean depends on playstyle
but once you have good armor and weapons it gets somewhat hard to loose
gotta get pretty unlucky or ambushed hard

[dapper grotto]

i had someone bounce a fucking 338 AP from his glasses

[hushed elk]

i dropped to 17 fps on factory

[hushed elk]

best way to get over that would be a nerf to insurance

[spring fable]

isnt that in realism that depending on lvl youll get different chances for pmc loadouts?

[hushed elk]

even with the 85% return rate from pravor
thats pretty insane

[soft coral]

https://youtu.be/fzmwB6f-Qp8?si=M8VJr_F8PSjhL0x8

[hushed elk]

yeah its part of realism
but SVM also has it

kinda like svms version a bit more

but really hard to get both to play well without it crashing the game

[spring fable]

like tiered
so if youre lvl one all the pmc will most likely have shitty gear
i remember that one

[hushed elk]

ye

svms has 4 tiers you can alter the chances of each per set of levels manually

https://hub.sp-tarkov.com/files/file/1884-unheard-update-item-preview/

if only the site wasnt fucking dead

tyvm streamers

[hallow stream]

FUCK I KILLED 4 SCAVS

BUT THERE WAS 3 MORE

they were all using double barrels too it was kind of aids

I was fighting headless chickens

[dapper grotto]

[hushed elk]

[hallow stream]

this is way more fun than regular tarkov im ngl like I didnt find rats just sitting in corners and shit randomly killing me and I was basically in fucking ww3

the shooting just never stopped everyone kept killing each other

[hushed elk]

yeah i defo love how vanilla bots will respawn 20 ft away from you
Very balance

[hallow stream]

I have a feeling I modded this just to play it for 2 days and then drop it Im ngl

[winged mica]

Every building has staircase leads you to subterranean

[hushed elk]

it can be like that

[spring fable]

i think you can do something about that in swag

[hallow stream]

all the mods are working I think

[hushed elk]

game as very little content once you take out you dying every 10 minutes type of thing

you can just make bots harder

[winged mica]

But isnt there a mod to make AI more reactive

[hushed elk]

for that extra masochist play

[hallow stream]

profit is big I think

[winged mica]

The fuck

[hallow stream]

1 pistol for 1 grizzly

[hushed elk]

thats a huge W

[winged mica]

:/

[hushed elk]

unrestricted container is pretty op ngl

[soft coral]

Edge of nikita
eacape from promises

[hallow stream]

[spring fable]

yeah actually that
tarkov goes deep with weapons n shit
but contentwise other than that its pretty shallow
one just doesnt notice between head and eyes

[earnest timber]

Is Tigz playing on Colombian servers, is that why he hides the ping on the top right?

[winged mica]

Tbh

I feel like best way to play SPT is to just not having Secured Container

So once you are dead you lost everything

[hallow stream]

time for another zero to hero

[hushed elk]

yeah thats what i mean with it
even from a zero to hero run
you only need to loot 1 body
get a gun
start pew pewing
and you are back to normal profile

[winged mica]

Mod that adds 50 PMC

And Scav

[hallow stream]

Untrue for me as I am dogshit

[hushed elk]

and yes the container is pretty op

[winged mica]

And put them at war

[spring fable]

or actually having to get a secure container first

[winged mica]

Isnt that like Kappa

[spring fable]

like that useless pouch thats basically obsolete because everyone has alpha container

[winged mica]

Which is very late until the game

[frozen olive]

you using SAIN?

turn it above Normal

[winged mica]

I wanna go home

To play SPT

[frozen olive]

the gear will not save you if you misplay

[winged mica]

Hnnngg

[hushed elk]

i do

[frozen olive]

also Sain and a few others have bot tiered progression irrc

to stop that

[soft coral]

Tigz really comes in with the complete L takes

shame

[hushed elk]

problem with hard sain presets is that bots will laser you through a micro crack on the wall

[wanton yarrow]

[winged mica]

So every AI will be Navy Seal

[wanton yarrow]

holy fuck i hate tigz so much

[winged mica]

Tigz?

[hallow stream]

I got a gun

[frozen olive]

if you sprint constantly yeh

[hallow stream]

but it had a rail on it so I died cause I couldnt aim it properly

[frozen olive]

I started on easy, went normal

then hard

after I got a few boss kills

and i noticed I had to stop fucking spriting everywhere

[hallow stream]

also I got a tax ✅

[frozen olive]

otherwise i'd get fgucking gunked when I turned a corner

[hallow stream]

task*

[frozen olive]

Factory was nightmare mode

[hushed elk]

my luck has been horrendous i have not been able to find any boss that isnt killa

[frozen olive]

I keep finding tagilla

and I always unload a whole ass mag

and he pulls out the hammer

[hallow stream]

[frozen olive]

and face is always

[hallow stream]

i spawned in de box and then went up and ded

i can feel my brain growing from knowledge

[radiant loom]

fov fix niice

game panel hud is nice too

[hallow stream]

I have no idea of any of the hotkeys

👍

[radiant loom]

for fov fix you might want to change the walking speed keybinds so you can zoom in and out with scroll wheel

[hallow stream]

I spawned underground

[hushed elk]

im sure this wont end badly

[dapper grotto]

surely

[hushed elk]

[winged mica]

Yeh

That emercom is scav spawn ground

[soft coral]

Yoo #sp-tarkov waddup

[hallow stream]

im playing fnaf rn

[soft coral]

[winged mica]

I love running to Mira Ave for free extract

Totally nothing will happen

[spring fable]

you know what also nwould be cool?
a mod where you have to buy back your secure container if you get killed
like scavs pick it up and you have to pay something to fence to get it back if you die

[hushed elk]

ooh heeey

[hallow stream]

I got shot at underground and now im hiding behind a car in a corner and I hear something that sounded like somebodies microphone cutting BUT ITS FUCKING SINGLEPLAYER

[winged mica]

Maybe u die and to regain those loots

[hallow stream]

Somebody just died to a saiga

[winged mica]

U gotta retrieve it by spawning in that map again

[hushed elk]

[winged mica]

Ground zero always has gun shot

[hushed elk]

i didnt end well

[winged mica]

Ringing everywhere

[spring fable]

thats what i mean

[winged mica]

Imagine the only way to get it is kill a scav that took it

So you have to do scav hunt

And a boss could pick it up

[spring fable]

kinda like insurance
if you want your container woth contents back, gotta pay fence

[winged mica]

I guess if not you gotta have to quest to get a new Alpha Container

[spring fable]

kinda defeats the purpose of the secure container i feel

[dapper grotto]

2 use labs card

[winged mica]

Its secured because they cant open it

[real solstice]

Sigma container when

[hushed elk]

all keys have double uses with a svm setup
however
the entire key is used in labs anyways

[real solstice]

How long until BSG offers financing options for future game versions

[winged mica]

[spring fable]

you could make therapist sell them
or fence himself
like him running a business like that

[winged mica]

Its not like they just released an option to purchase 250 USD edition that set the internet on fire anyway

[winged mica]

Fence Boss

You fight Fence

Shady ass mf

[dapper grotto]

[hushed elk]

its more useful for the other keys

[winged mica]

I guess another way to make. SPT more exciting is to not use Flea

Idk if Flea actually even works

[radiant loom]

it does

but live flea market is a good mod for it

[hushed elk]

theres a few mods that ban you from flea

[spring fable]

many people only use barter

[real solstice]

"Escapers! We've heard your complaints. Since you are all a bunch of broke bitches, we have decided to start offering payment plans. Interest rates will be set at whatever we feel like for the given week."

[winged mica]

I wouldnt be surprised if they made subscription plan

[soft coral]

Real

[hushed elk]

[winged mica]

To play Tarkov

[radiant loom]

by increments of 10

[winged mica]

So 10 USD a month

No DLC btw

Just straight up standard

[hushed elk]

EOD owners get a 6 month free trial period

[winged mica]

After that oh well

Better pay up to use EOD again

[real solstice]

Have you heard of Escape From Tarkov? The FPS with MMORPG elements that's free to play up to level 60 50 dollars for the "my last cheat account got banned" edition?

[spring fable]

with enough goodwill theyd probably even get away with it
to sad they dont have any left

[soft coral]

Man oh man

I cant wait for tomorrow

[spring fable]

should have bought eod
enhanced goodwill woth community

[soft coral]

i want to see what they will shit out

[frosty basalt]

Critically acclaimed mmorpg ffxiv eft

[soft coral]

will they ruin it even more?

[radiant loom]

spt 3.8.1 got delayed

[soft coral]

surely they cant right

[radiant loom]

also winter in spt is nice

after all that time waiting for it

[winged mica]

Saying them having Goodwill is an insult to already Tarnished Goodwill thrift store

[spring fable]

honestly
next logical course of action for bsg is introduction of lootboxes

[real solstice]

-1.0 Trader Rep

[winged mica]

So scav box now takes 5 USD to open?

"we dont want microtransaction"

proceeds to add clothing

[radiant loom]

lmao

[spring fable]

stash space
clothing
cats

[winged mica]

Feel like Nikita has some

Bipolar disorder

[spring fable]

but remember eod is set
we get everything

[hallow stream]

OH MY GOD

I FUCKING EXTRACTED

BIG LOOT

[winged mica]

They removed the line

[real solstice]

Escape from Mania

[winged mica]

Saying you get DLC such as something

So no its no longer in effect

Too bad bozo

[spring fable]

didnt see the tweet?

[real solstice]

90% of Tarkov players quit right before it gets good this time for real

[winged mica]

Tweet?

I dont use twitter

[soft coral]

[winged mica]

Why would I want to voluntarily brain rot

[hallow stream]

I used steroids and then I had infinite stamina

[soft coral]

That actually made me laugh

[spring fable]

me neither
but it has flown around all day

[hallow stream]

LOOK AT THESE YOINKS

[winged mica]

What is that AK my dude

Actually

That VPO recoil is already too bad

Not even recoil overhaul can save it

[soft coral]

Let him enjoy spt

[hallow stream]

I dont know I stole it

[winged mica]

Tru

[hallow stream]

I went in with shovel

[soft coral]

classic balkan

[hallow stream]

killed 0 people

and stole off of corpses

[hallow stream]

my immitation of romanians is impeccable

[soft coral]

real

[spring fable]

here you go
that would actually also include microtransactions like stash space they are offering

[hushed elk]

lets try factory with boss mode
im sure it wont be filled with goons again

[spring fable]

all in

[hallow stream]

I made 34k rubles

off of that 1 triangle coin

[spring fable]

never gets old

[hallow stream]

oh its a guitar pick

the 1st 80k

https://tenor.com/view/this-peaks-memes-gif-16921095133411355177

[winged mica]

If this shit shows up in court

They are all lost for sure

[radiant loom]

[winged mica]

The Tarkov one is different tbh

But idk how much different it is

[foggy jay]

Hahahaha

[winged mica]

Usually you gotta have to compare Tri map to see it

[spring fable]

still lazy af

i want a katana

[winged mica]

Its a thing irl

[spring fable]

lemme go weeabo on that scav scum

[real solstice]

Snoipin's a good job m8

[winged mica]

Theu have these Counter Strike vibe

Especially on the blade

[real solstice]

Exclusive jar of piss item when

[junior inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/sniper-tf2-professionals-have-standards-drive-gif-15105282

[spring fable]

imagine next edition features one hit katana
go full rising storm on thos standart edition plebs

[hallow stream]

guys do you think my 2nd extraction will be successful

I learned 1 extract on ground zero

this is awesome

[spring fable]

500 dollars

[winged mica]

Stuff 5000 rub in ur secured container

[real solstice]

New edition unlocks Vergil as a playable character

[winged mica]

If u plan to play w Secured Container

Always have atleast 5000 rub

If you need to do car exfil

[winged mica]

Idk man

This game doesnt have enough motivation

[spring fable]

i always have a wallet in there once i get one

[junior inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/vergil-motivation-devil-may-cry-gif-2364734360441336590

[real solstice]

SPT has the copelander costume so its always been peak anyways

[spring fable]

imagine a mod that makes all models anime waifus

[earnest timber]

I'm tempted to make a short with the "breaking bad todd shoots boy meme" but the boy is a dude with the Unheard edition

[spring fable]

or gun that moans when you shoot it like that softair player
skys the limit

[radiant loom]

https://tenor.com/view/todd-alquist-gif-27099768

[real solstice]

Oh really.
What kind of kid

https://tenor.com/view/a24-a24-civil-war-civil-war-what-kind-of-american-are-you-what-kind-of-american-are-you-civil-war-gif-13750093290121113756

[junior inlet]

amands at one point had a mod that made the AI play goofy ass sound clips. Don't know what happened to it

[radiant loom]

make jesse bsg

[earnest timber]

[radiant loom]

and pestily walter

[wintry ridge]

@terse pecan brother

i just saw a mod

and nearly busted everywhere

bro this is fucking mint let me pull it up

[radiant loom]

[wintry ridge]

lost to time apparently, aka cancelled

what couldve been...

[hallow stream]

I need to find 1 more medical item

and I finished my 1st task

time to murder

[spring fable]

i think tarkov community has been to mod unfriendly in the past
lets see what the future holds in store

[junior inlet]

[hushed elk]

[hallow stream]

LOOOOOOOL

[earnest timber]

https://tenor.com/view/dj-khaled-suffering-from-success-this-so-cute-what-a-lovely-morning-oh-ma-gad-gif-11233135040670052230

[spring fable]

imagine those guys
got shit on for years and now they make emergency sites for the people giving them shit
what an elitist circlejerk

[junior inlet]

Good amount of traffic

[wintry ridge]

im so sad about the nexus

so many good mods

[spring fable]

i actually just finished my downloads

traffic got better since the emergency site thingy i think

[hallow stream]

fast

button to fix gun malfunction jammed gun

fast

im gonna die

nvm I just died

I think I ran out of food cause my stomach got blacked

[winged mica]

This scene is funny

[hallow stream]

bljin

[winged mica]

Dude be like "Where you from" and the guy is like "Hong Kong"

So chinese and blasted the poor dude

[hallow stream]

Guys I got a keychain now

[winged mica]

Noce

[hallow stream]

concordia apartment 64 key on it

[winged mica]

You did quest?

[hallow stream]

no I found it off a random dude I killed

[winged mica]

Thats street

I think

[hallow stream]

I died cause my gun jammed and I panicked so I jumped into a window and broke it

gaming

[winged mica]

Inspect your gun

And unjam it

[hallow stream]

I have no idea how to do that

it said press L i saw bullet

idk what other input is

[radiant loom]

i haven't touched spt in a while but gtta get back into it

[hallow stream]

I kept spawning in this area

i enjoy spt its so fun

[winged mica]

Do Mira Ave extract

Its the nearest one to yiu

[hallow stream]

I didnt realize cause I was panicking and shit

[winged mica]

Its free too

So just run there and exfil

[hallow stream]

I got blasted by a shotgun dude like 8 times and I didnt die

so he was hiding and reloading behind a box and I just tapped his head and ran out of sks ammo

so I had to get a quick gun and I killed a PMC with that big ass blue backpack

and then I died :(

[spring fable]

i think you gotta check chamber first

[hallow stream]

lead me thru the inputs

I pressed L and saw it was jammed

then what did I have to press

[gray compass]

in spt?

[hallow stream]

yea a SPT npc

he was kind of braindead doe

he was looting something and I just shot him up

[winged mica]

Surviving with scav only weapons can be rough

[gray compass]

flexing spt kills

[hallow stream]

hey man all my fights on tarkov pvp were throwing grenades over walls

[winged mica]

Idk if theres a mod that makes weapons even spawned in container to have randomized condition

[hallow stream]

like 90% of my kills there were just catching ppl looting boxes and throwing grenades over walls

i never had a exciting fight in 30 hours of pvp gameplay I have

[hallow stream]

I killed a random scav and I open his pockets and he had 4 grenades

[winged mica]

Thats player scav

[spring fable]

anyone having trouble with bigbrain?

getting this one

missing package json

[radiant loom]

best to reinstall it

[spring fable]

ah found it

accidentally ot bigbrain into the mods folder ontop of the right one

now we ready

[radiant loom]

[spring fable]

jesus

my discord just spasmd out

[winged mica]

Deustchland

[stark torrent]

what

[spring fable]

Jawohl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KItYnaM60nw&ab_channel=Zielony2003
Spt be like now
The forbidden fruit Nikita didnt want you to enjoy

[wintry ridge]

[terse jetty]

shift + T

[radiant loom]

fuck you hdr

can't even post videos because of it

and it ruins tarkov making it even darker

[junior inlet]

Then you need to set it up correctly

[radiant loom]

i have, turned it off because it's just meh

[hallow stream]

Thanks

[spring fable]

consider checking your controls and maybe rebind it
i was thinking of rebinding it to holding r
because default is finger gymnastics

Time for some good old Factory fun

[dapper grotto]

[stark torrent]

[hushed elk]

cant wait for the "you poors cant afford fun" posts

[spring fable]

fuck first round and that tagilla is on my ass

[dapper grotto]

[winged mica]

Delete cash

[spring fable]

why tho

[winged mica]

Gotta be full Zero

[spring fable]

then i cant even start with pistol
zero to hero gives you the knife only
i sell it and buy me a tt

[winged mica]

Funny how both Fantastic Studio and BSG do this

Expecting there will be no evidence

[wintry ridge]

same with nexus

[stark torrent]

FANTASTIC STATE GAMES

[wintry ridge]

"damn all these spt mods are gone"

[winged mica]

Knife is fine

Use knife

Gotta loot guns

[spring fable]

nah

[winged mica]

Do it British way

Shank ppl

[hallow stream]

Im sleep

Goodnight fellows

[autumn estuary]

the first raid in zero to hero is the best one

[spring fable]

thats the nice thing about singleplayer
i can do shit my way

[stark torrent]

watched so much tarkov i didnt even see the new Stalker 2 traielr

[autumn estuary]

cowards who take a gun on their first raids deserve death.

Shitting yourself around the map, trying to ambush someone, or find a gun is a delightful experience that should last longer.

[hushed elk]

what did they do ?

[dapper grotto]

oh did you not see this ?

[stark torrent]

they edited their website to hide shit they promised like DLC years ago

but people are not retards as they think

[dapper grotto]

for EOD

which you cant buy

anymore

[hushed elk]

ARE YOU SERIOUS ?

[dapper grotto]

so it was to cover their hides so we cant call bs on them

yes

dead serious

[stark torrent]

FUCK OFF THIS IS NIKITA'S STATEMENT

GODS

[dapper grotto]

[hushed elk]

IMAGINE
paying 150$ for an edition of the game
to get called a freeloader

[radiant loom]

they lowered the price wow

[stark torrent]

[radiant loom]

still 50 fucking dollarinos

[stark torrent]

still pay 2 win

[dapper grotto]

cool now give me the PVE perma and make the stupid radio bs PVE only and i might consider it

[radiant loom]

[calm crest]

they can lover it to 0, i dont give a fuck anymore, even if nikita some fucking how fixed everything i aint trusting him ever again
SPT is downloaded, playing with friends

[stark torrent]

@soft coral

[radiant loom]

watch them do another season pass

[dapper grotto]

[calm crest]

fucking classic
i pressed like 2 keys on my keyboard by accident while loading into a raid once, bluescreen

[radiant loom]

SIT?

[hushed elk]

mfw spt is more stable than og live

[radiant loom]

more fps if you don't fiddle with ai

[calm crest]

i am free, i escaped tarkov

[stark torrent]

[hushed elk]

bobbys alt on full blast

[stark torrent]

fuck thats a good one haahhaahaha

[hushed elk]

im still thinking about this
idk why it resonates so neatly

this is pretty much why you dont offer "all future" dlc offers

[spring fable]

Glock did the trick second raid

drum mag sks

[hushed elk]

that sounds funny

[spring fable]

gotta get that quest item mod that shows you what you need for quests/hideout upgrades

[stark torrent]

aight imma go sleep , tommorow hopefully with fresh memes

[spring fable]

wrong one

[junior inlet]

Holy shit they're right hold up

[spring fable]

@hallow stream
btw. check dis out when you wake up
https://hub.sp-tarkov.com/files/file/1159-morecheckmarks/

[winged mica]

Man

Round fed that thing is gonna be crazy

I swear you will get married and have a family before that thing finished

[junior inlet]

When all other ammo is expended, pull out the glock

[winged mica]

Hell reload SKS on its own is already a process

[spring fable]

got some 20 rounders with it, too

[winged mica]

Did u get that glock from a box?

Or a PMC

[spring fable]

DECENT MONEY

sry capslock

[winged mica]

Damn

Very good

[spring fable]

died first raid with a toolset in my container
sold it, bought my lovely glock
profit

[winged mica]

Nice

Just loot scav knives and get an MP5

[spring fable]

yeah but donuts makes factory go wild after spawning
i think ill see if i cant go for a nice customs run next

[winged mica]

Does scav war make scav shoot at each other

Or what does it do

[spring fable]

Imagine live tarkov players finding out theres a mod to show you the usage of every item

[winged mica]

Nah man

Theyd be so mad

[spring fable]

[winged mica]

Because you aint feeding them kill

[spring fable]

i mean now that the floodgates are open.. you know
theay gonna see what they missed out on like this klean dude

[junior inlet]

Yes.

[winged mica]

Nah man

They are too focus on their stats to brag

Rather than fun

[low iris]

https://tenor.com/view/always-sunny-frank-oh-my-god-i-get-it-gif-22328165

[spring fable]

Meme from Spt Discord

[frosty basalt]

lol

[winged mica]

They need a mod

That make PMC AI go through wall

And they will be able to track u across map

When they get near 50 meters they will shoot at your direction no matter whats in front of them

And they are very tanky to kill

[spring fable]

ai also uses ammo tho

[winged mica]

I know

But they can run through wall

So it doesnt matter

[spring fable]

gotta make them shoot tho through wall if i understand your intention correctly

[winged mica]

Maybe

Oh yeh

They run at mach speed

[spring fable]

they fly

[winged mica]

And they will loot containers that have LedX first

[spring fable]

why walk

if you can fly

[radiant loom]

https://tenor.com/view/тарков-побег-из-таркова-eft-escape-from-tarkov-tarkov-komar-gif-15583239337931244016

[spring fable]

welp
time to go into ground zero
because they decide to put all starting quest on a new map

this gonna be fun

https://tenor.com/view/confused-meme-girl-uhmmm-what-now-gif-16804319

[wintry ridge]

just use the skipper mod

left control on a task to force complete it

i use that to get up to like the good part of the game

aka where i am in live

[autumn estuary]

Drum mag SKS is great, you never reload

[dapper grotto]

until you do

[autumn estuary]

If you've gone through that much ammo in the sks

You need to aim better :P

(or, just keep a spare 20 rnder and dump the drum when it's dry)

[hushed elk]

https://vxtwitter.com/Kleanisklean/status/1784303710790615251

[spring fable]

ah whatever

managed this already

not my first rodeo

[wintry ridge]

[winged mica]

Is your bot cracked

[wintry ridge]

hit f6

[junior inlet]

I watched that shit live, fucking hilarious

[spring fable]

cracked?
i adjusted sain already

but completely learning a new map whole questing is hard af

and i lost a mag because it vanished

[winged mica]

Wont be fixed

Bsg issue

-some modder dude-

[spring fable]

yah
been away for some time
gotta relearn the kinks a bit

and probably every map except customs woods and factory

but dont reload on upper floor without inventory space
noted^^

[hushed elk]

ye you drop it instead
and if its on a staircase
chances are
it will be eaten by the floor

[spring fable]

it got eaten by a carpet for me when i was at that grenade launcher

still a decent haul

id argue

[true junco]

This is the kind of gameplay I expect from a 250$ game

[hushed elk]

flawless game
no issues ever

its your pc whos the issue

[untold harness]

Its about the feel good effect, killing an AI gives 0 brain juice

killing a person gives brain juice

🦐

[hushed elk]

i cant get that in any other game
and dying repeatedly to hackers or sweats does negative brain juice

[untold harness]

People complain about hackers but I rarely see them

[hushed elk]

you do see sweats

[untold harness]

I find killing someone in Tarkov hits harder cause they actually lost something

[untold harness]

[hushed elk]

[real solstice]

Reinstalling SPT lads

[dapper grotto]

[real solstice]

ALright gonna play legit this time
gets to shoreline and woods tasks
installs SVM

[dapper grotto]

i want to install

website is getting the hug of death tho

[hushed elk]

https://hub.sp-tarkov.com

use this one

[winged mica]

what is the mod that let bots do quest again

[junior inlet]

questing bots, but it's not updated to 3.8 IIRc so milage may vary

[winged mica]

so ig the closest is LootingBot

[wintry ridge]

check comments

i think theres a patch in there

[spring fable]

gee guys
this was a good one

[winged mica]

aight absolute zero + no secured case run

im going to die so horribly

[hushed elk]

happy stabbin

[spring fable]

makin progress here

[spring fable]

sell that stoopid knife and get something that can spit boolets brah

[winged mica]

[spring fable]

imagine being able to carry that hammer

in your hands

or on your back

[winged mica]

Bro

[hushed elk]

sledge

[hushed elk]

blackscreen ?

[winged mica]

[junior inlet]

Found the Unseen Edition

[spring fable]

sell tha knife

get pistol

think

https://tenor.com/view/smart-thinking-thoughts-think-ponder-gif-7713620

[wild chasm]

[winged mica]

I have 2 grenades

and my dream was taped with hope

\and hope

and I died

[winged mica]

damn

dude didn't get killed with Heads, Eye

dude get killed by Emotional Damage after seeing Unheard

this shit is actually more stressful than I expected

[real solstice]

Yeah sain bots don't fuck around

[wintry ridge]

so true grignard

[winged mica]

there's no salvation

how the fuck is a TT cheaper than Makarov

[spring fable]

another succesful raid

btw. cool detail spt uses names from the community for the dogtags iirc

[hushed elk]

if you play as scav
you can run into a pmc named as your character

[spring fable]

you even can run into that as pmc

[hushed elk]

killing yourself

[spring fable]

kinda like your mean clone

[white void]

fuck goin on

has bsg dug themselves a bigger hole

[spring fable]

im serious
i had that more than once

[white void]

and is the SPT website finally usable

[hushed elk]

looks like it is

https://hub.sp-tarkov.com/
theres the backup page

[low iris]

what mod is that

[hushed elk]

for spt

[spring fable]

digging? they are going at it like a dropped lightsaber

[low iris]

or is it base game

[hushed elk]

SAIN
changes bot logic

[white void]

ah, i see...

[hushed elk]

didnt nikita call all EoD owners a bunch of freeloaders ?

[spring fable]

nah its more like they can basically do nothing that would qualm the flames anymore at this point

[white void]

time to enjoy spt

also, have they updated to the previous wipe for spt?

[hushed elk]

its current i believe

[white void]

i want them new funny changes that bsg did before they skull fucked themselves

[hushed elk]

3.8.0

[white void]

yippee

[white void]

ah yes, it is then

[hushed elk]

3.8.1 has been delayed

page on fire

[lyric cairn]

Man this is wild. SPT now more popular than Live.

SPT PLAYERS RISE UP

[spring fable]

check out the official doscord
basically sums it up pretty great
the normally pretty toxic tarkov community has joined hands and is watching pent up anger of years burn while dancing around the fire

[hushed elk]

all it took was 1 bad dlc announcement for the no spt rule to be overturned without question

[white void]

W

[hushed elk]

https://imgur.com/fLMBCoI

the discord today