#💣tarkov-released
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called airdrop and looted everything at the last second
extracted with 18 seconds left
poor lv 6
standing at ruaf behind a rock
with nothing but a half dura grach and UN armor
@white lynx do you mind going woods once to help a kid get his prapor search mission done
@stark torrent go video games?
why am i meeting sweaty tryhards on factory with 7.62x39 bp
what kid you just finished granadier or what
gj
you suck dick
fking cringe
shit 2 tapped my ghzel
alright dawg
bro
its nothing but chads on factory omg
I legit cant get 1 kill
its all fucking chads bro
hello?
wtf
its getting a bit annoying at this point man
I exit spawn and instantly die from crouch man with ss190
like ok dwg
I'm not gonna touch factory again
fk that trash
rd704 retards and p90 morons
go labs ffs
its so cringeeeeeeeeee
when you ask him if he wnts to play but he totally ignores and goes in raid
the audacity
bruh
@stark torrent can you go video games?
nah , im playing smth else rn
oh ok
kill be like

@clever geode has been muted.
I like that, forever
oh no

wait, let me fix that
@frosty pine isn't this the same dude who said the n-gamerword? You snitched once, snitch twice
nice reaction speed on deleting the gifs 
twice
yeah that was insane
That user is already muted.
i expected a ban
p!unmute @clever geode
@clever geode has been unmuted.
ay hes back
p!mute Veanz rules 3d nudity/nsfw
Just three days?
:(
that was a mess
He also said the n-gamerword
what
when? where
what a fed orgy in here
ahahahahhaha
Because I have undercover agents
khaa is your proof
who was he in vc with

when he said it
i am the proof
he is the proof
i appear to be the proof yes
oh. i guess 3 days isnt good enough
this is why i dont say it publicly in random servers with random people
oh i mean
wait
hold on
water spilled on my keyboard
@clever geode has been unmuted.
p!mute @clever geode 2w NSWF + n-gamerword
@clever geode has been muted for 2 weeks.
perfect



then aldo comes back with the even longer mute
typical balkan teen #5213 may shut his mouth now
AUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH I HATE IT
AHAHAHA
not our problem when pancake doesnt allow editing of mutes

it kinda does seem like your problem
but one that you can solve
@glacial stag i wanna get some good tarkov clips but idk what map to go and what to do
all my quests either i dont have the keys for or are kill 100000 pmcs with a hand up ur ass and specific gear
leave tarkov channel
i wish i clipped the way i shredded that camper on old sawmill
mf fell over so fuckin quick
they just come naturally
i usually dont record full session cuz idk how bad the lag will be (depending on map)
which is why i didnt catch that guy slacking in 4k
theres the playback feature too. Just records the past 5 mins or so at the click of a button
but might have the same performance so
ye i use ReShit
wtf happened here
amd's recording thing
i use medal
idk how to record with medal
peeps posting nsfw gifs
so
nothing out of the ordinary
mf said "kill be like" and dropped 2 cocks in chat
oh no
bruh idk what quests to do
i need to get on that chad pmc grindset and bring out good gear with good ammo and kill people
blood
we have lots of just annoying quests
tarkov in a nutshell
Behold, my unqualified and unhinged rant about my least favorite quests that lead up to Kappa. I did not cover any quests not needed for Kappa because no one in their right mind would actually do them. Like some of the post Kappa quests just seem exceptionally painful. bruh.
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also @meager moss you didnt ping me for new leviticus vids
been watching him eversince he started the tarkov geographic series
taught me something about actual kit building on like my second wipe
it was a boomin time
@soft coral wanna do some pmc?
reserve or woods or smthn idk
but i wont be able to play long cuz of my dad
and sorry i wasnt playing earlier in the day
had stuff to do + slept in the middle of it
go woods
fog
miss 3 kills on players cuz of it
👍
ghosty is my witness
we killed 3 players tho
because of those "good" woods spwns
just sit in 1 place and people come to you
it really is a camper paradise this map
so dumb lol
The 1st guy , i killed him last wipe on woods and he had the same FLIR RSASS lmfao
@stark torrent ba dc nu zici nimic :(
vreau si eu sa ne mai jucam
oricum nu pot acm dar just saying
server downnn
Chad
youre on your own for that one
@meager moss big dick labs gameplay with me?
I'm in school for the next 5 hours and I need to do an essay after it ._.
yeah hopefully
unless the essay is like 20 pages and u need 7 hours for it
i just need to go labs like at least 3-5 times (depending on whether we die or not)
and how lucky we get to use the extract
so atleast 10 labs raids cause we are gonna get folded :D
yeah!
i forgot the labs keycard is 166k off of therapist
damn
doesnt change my plans tho
good thing about the quest tho
we have an entire day (unless my dad knocks me out at like 6 pm to go to sleep again)
#escapefromtarkov #tarkov #tarkovmemes #побегизтаркова #тарков #тарковмемы
meanwhile me who found like 3 on my scav in the last weeks
lol
........
why are you still in the raid
you chinese rat
theres 10 minutes left
and youre in the d2 bunker control room
what
like
leave.
shit like this is why i hate scavving on reserve and any other map thats not woods
constant fucking death
on reserve i dont even go bunker , i loot the crates outside and dip
or the king buildings
good game guys dont worry its good game
u can get under it, cant get out from the other side, then ur stuck there forever
good map design
da
@white lynx go raids?
where
idk
i wanna kill people
and bosses
and raiders
and scavs
my quests are so fucking annoying and retarded idk what to do at this point of the wipe
no quest to do
or no keys idk
suffering from success
most of them are just tedious yeah
i need to do skier and jaeger quests instead of anything else
which is either go shoreline 24/7 and only kill sniper scavs
or go lighthouse
or i could do some prapor quests and complete stirrup
so instead of losing prapor 4 i dont lose it
if i complete punisher 6 i can complete stirrup and finally get skier 4
but thats just woods grinding
ok but im not letting both of us die to some retard who came from behind just cuz "ooga booga i need svd kills"
not dying over ur stupid ass quest like i almost did last time
the one time me and ghosty decide to go sawnmill and instantly get clapped by a 3 man in a bush
woods gameplay
why are backpacks sentient
and bounce whenever u throw them
i lost a backpack with rooster and azimut rig full of good shit
lol
why do i struggle to kill 1 pmc and i get every kill stolen from me constantly
couldve completed the dumb quest 2 times by now
me and ghosty unironically got killed by an extract camper on woods
after i nailed the nastiest HS on a guy we cut off going from FOB to sawnmill
ok
2 tapped in stomach by x54 PS through ghzel aswell
?
then i die from 2 pmcs on woods while simply trying to scav
ok
today we're not allowed to play the game clearly
oh
mp7 chads on factory
ok
👍
join factory
run outside of cart room
mp7 chad with face shields and raid backapck
what.
we're at this point in the wipe
is that so
cuz you can progress so fast everyone is lv 40 like 1 month into the wipe
czu everyone is rushing everything
fun
he had a very fun raid
instant HS through the metal floor next to offices
suck on it mp7 retard
theres 2 things i hate the most on factory
meta chads
and these mp7 disgusting slimy NASTY creatures
at this point ive perfected the money making strat
easy 300/400k on woods
pretty much every time
and while yes lighthouse can potentilly yield more in the ranges of 500/700k
its so much more risky
tomppa u here bruh?
he aint
bro
i just wasted 17 mins
i extracted with 5 seconds left on the clock
my countdown got to 0 and there were 5 seconds left
and im somehow missing in action
my scav was fucking loaded
- aesa
lighthouse?
woods

I got fucked stacked holy shit
keep telling me that woods isnt a good map for scav runs
ill keep proving people wrong
fucking hell, ahhhh the worst part about tarkov is dying before even firing your gun. So lameee
Holy shit this fucking gigachad scav npc just domed me
but i did get this kill on this lvl 26 pmc, so i got this going for me

i wish match making wasn't so long, i would actually play more than a couple games a day

another done
crafting gpu experience
its fine tho i can sell like 5 moonshine
and get some money back
lmao great quest name
for this one id suggest going in with barebones equipment
you dont need much to kill scavs

kekw
bro
I NEED SCAVS
NOT PMCS
9 more cmon
oh
died from 2 kids rushing me in cart room
boyfriend and boyfriend
I HS one clean with buckshot and he walks it off
further proves mngum is good (not)
haha just aim head guys
just aim for heads with buck
its not like you'll shoot someone and the pellets and gonna go all around them
cuz the garbage is inacurate as FUCK
oh
and agsin
3 shots of mangum
in his face
and he just rips me with kedr
bro
ill never EVER
use these TRASH rounds again
people who use them are 120% fucking dillusional copium breathers
trying to convince themselves that its a good round
ITS NOT!!!!
@white lynx wanna play?
what map
ok dm me when here
i wanna run my g36 build
and vss
we can play with him if u wanna but idk if he speaks english
nah he just bought the game like yesterday
hell naw
he does speak english
his mic is worse thna mine tho
aaaaaaaaaand i just got sniped by a player scav on woods
bruh u got a scope and can see me from like 100 meters
how do u not realize im a scav
Master tactics
20 mins remaining and not a single soul
we did it
@stark torrent WE DID ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
i'm gonna be going out with friends
bruhh
I'ma do the jaegar stuff soon, should I use the mosin or the vpo from jaegar
the jaegar one has a magazine and half the cost
still classified as a bolt action
I liked the new break-action rifle mp-18 for the first few tarkov shooters because it also counts for the bolt action missions for some reason and is easy to aim with iron sights and the vpo with ap-m for factory office kills but it is not that effective anymore but it still hits like a truck
interesting, i'll look into them
Not copyright at all lmao
for tarkov shooter 3 use vpo with .366ap
Had to purposefully kill a scav because he was acting super sus and following me around. I had a Lab key, so I couldn't risk it
ya boi got 4 cards now
it may not look the prettiest but it should get the job done
?? its not that bad
it doesnt feel that bad
also im broke again
restocking on fuel moment
so it keeps me going 70 more hours
for the gpu craft
I mean i guess it has higher RoF of 750
so in close quarters it will melt
like the HK
but
also im using the thunder 5 suppressor
at that point just buy an HK
i think thats what it was called
rather spend literally less than 100k on 20+ ergo and 51 recoil
well it is that bad
than on meta hk and lose all my money
19 ergo on an assault rifle is dogshit dude
idk man i can easily manage it
and this is supposed to be close to best in slot and stuff for ergo
well 19 ergo is shit regrdless
Honestly i wanna do decont service first
cuz its ez
@novel mason
so its still 200k+ for all the mods
gg bsg
great economy
the problem are the fucking supressors
Theres no good and relatively cheap supressor
cuz 5.56 haha
well
47 recoil and 56 ergo aint bad
for a small loan of 174k
without the gun
about 240k
maybe less if you cut some corners
and go for more ergo stocks and shittier grips
and the cheap rotor 5.56
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lovely rewards
Finished depot and the one requiring me to go to skeleton in customs
Two quests done, hopefully I’ll be able to do the rest of the customs quests when I’m home from work
mostly quests related to dorms...
dorms are ew
ah yes
dying to a pmc with 9 mins left on woods
sitting at marked circle
......
really
@white lynx go video games
alright
ew.
i had to make some cheap adar for shitline
at this point in time the only quests left are turbo grindy
kill 203203 scavs while wearing this gear
kill 5000 rogues
like aaa
went shoreline
died from some pmc camping the entrance to east wing
alright bro
legit no footsteps no nothing
sitting in the corner
👏 👏 👏
ima go at night with a five seven and pop sj6 and meldonin
and rush for cargo X thigny
????????????????????
completed cargo x 2
spawned back of resort
pop sj6 meldo and run
and i encounter this dude with gen4 and airframe with faceshield
and mp7 decked out
ok.
the mp7 had one mag in it
and he magically had a 60 rounder for ak5.45
youll see the weirdest shit on nighttime raids i swear
I think ima just roll with cheap gear when I go in there. I’m thinking either waiting like 8 mins before I go in so the Giga chads leave
what quests you gotta do?
also the fact theres not a single stash on the big red side of the customs map
stupid map design
Golden Swag
Finding the golden zippo thing
room 303
probably my last dorm quest
nice nice
you can go at night
without nvgs(to save on money)
if you can make your way aroudn the mp without them
Got it done, Killed a gigachad on the way out. had to rush it.
what stuff did you get from him?
i'm sure it was fine, but on the way out of the stairs all the gigachads were rushing in. I had to leave soon as I picked up his dogtag
I knew i wouldn't get another chance at this quest
so you didnt get his gear?
you need 2 items from there
what ammo are you using with the vpo
plz say 366 ap
and not fmj
the veper 136 was using ps ammo
oh pog, i got skier lvl 2
i checked his store and saw alot more stuff
moving up in the world
wait what?
ooj
7.62 ps
right
ye that's good
you've progressed a lot actually
gj dude
#escapefromtarkov #tarkov #tarkovmemes #побегизтаркова #тарков #тарковмемы
i guess i'll buy the dorm 220 off flea once its chepaer. peopel putting that bitch up for like 90k
tarkov market has avg of 22k....
finally 
I'm going fucking insane because of how little space I have so this is a lifesaver RN
Lmao I’ve been there
Boss, is Afak considered better than Salewa? Landmark always brings salewas to his raid
Ifak too, I guess in terms of numbers, afak is da best
Was fun, lasted two weeks at the start of the wipe, then people got geared and I left

I got my dosage of absolutely filthy rat techniques and I was satisfied
But the game overall is still the same so I was done shortly after
this wipe is boring i agree , content is super lacking
they hyped the lightkeeper so much and didnt get jack shit

Yuup
I played it a few times got absolutely nutted on by the ai
Found the loot to be subpar
And I never went back
Hahaha
I just stayed down in d2 with my sprut traps and my impact nades and gorged till I left
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they have minor differences in healing bleeding i think
nope
salewas can heal a full body part in 1 use , they make less noise cause they dont have a zipper
but they are 2 slot instead of 1
Whereas Grizzly takes like a year to use it and the noise is like a construction vehicle.
It'd be worth it if that was healing 2 parts at the same time other than just the capacity but meh.
ok but why
I feel like exfil campers rely on people being incompetent and not checking corners
the guy in question literally had 2 impact nades and thats it , not even a gun lmao
cringe
@stark torrent gaming?
not home for a few days
One day I’ll be posting my own weapon drips
i didnt make any of these
i wont be playing at all pretty much from now on
i need to learn and re-do exams i failed
or atleast try
good luck
I hope
I will try my best during these 4 years
or just give up
its gonna be really tough
@soft coral u in tarkov rn?
no
as i said
i wont be playing at all
i need to study
to re-do atleast ONE of the 3 exams i failed
Damn bro, I’m feel old. I’m almost 29
turning 31 next month xD...

Ggs man
Boomers, gather up!
Me, being the fool that I am, decided to run around Customs and basically speedran going from dorms to the truck in the factory in a hope to get that stupid watch (as scav)
next day, i was told that you can't do it as scav so
Yknow, I'm smart
However, I do have 2 extra machinery keys so
What do I do with htem
Keep or em or sell em
I'm in agony
There is no funny quirky quip
i am just suffering
someone kill me, please, like
right now?
You early in the quests? I think you just need it for Debut
Afterwards I just waited until 15 to sell it on flea
I got 3 keys
honestly the MP5 was my worst investment
I kitted it out w/ a rail, stock, and optic
and then remembered
its 9mm
Ah yeah made me sad to know that it’s actually kinda dog shitto
I mean it’s good for killing scavs… I guess
You need one for gunsmith part 2, so probably keep one
I got some decent gear ngl
THOR vest, some lvl 4 helmet
Fuck what else
Uhhhhh, kitted AK 105, M45A1
love how i know all of this shit about ammunition in game and random stuff
but i cant learn enough to finish my exams
Thanks brain
Which ammo type for ak74u? I think it’s 5.45 right?
yes
Somehow I got a shit ton of Ps ammo, what’s the recommended ammo type early on
how much prapor rep do you have
if you have prapor 2 i think he sells pp if im not mistakes
I’m not lvl 2 yet. Ima get him today if I get to play today
are you guys encountering a lot of cheaters as well? I am Playing since 2018 and its the worst cheaters wise rn
no
good luck
Nah, I just suck. I did suspect one was cheating while I spawned with labs. Somehow this scav. asshole knew where I was and started following me, had to kill him
lol
that might just be coincidence
I don’t know if radar also shows player inventory
but yeah weve not encountered many cheaters like blatant ones
I think it can
But other than that, I just suck so I don’t know if they were just cheaters or gigachads
I need to learn shoreline next, for mechanic quest
Yesterday i was in food bunker on reserve waiting for scavs to kill, 4 pmc come (i was hideing) they fought and i killed the sole survivor. Then a dude with shotgun ap shows up (i haven't moved for 5 mins since waiting for scavs) he tries to wallbang me 20 times. I peak him. Instand head eyes
I already feel like it’s gonna be a nightmare since it looks like a big map
weve had many instant headeyes experiences
sometimes its peekers advantage or desync
Well i play the game for more then 4 years so i kinda know when someone is sus af
then youd also know the game is full of issues lol
i know
but i make no sound. the guy tries to wallbang me several times
i am in a spot i know for a fact he can't see me
peak him once.
insta head eyes
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No wonder "head, eyes" always happens even with helmets
Oooh I just remembered to retrieve the expiring insurance before work
Glukhar
glugluglu
somebody isnt getting their fucking insurance back lol
deserved
that is 100% an insurance bag
why leave the bag somewhere tho
unless rubafait found it on a dead person
in which case...he didnt mention
he fought someone
dropped bag
died lol
It was in the corner of dorm 220 on Customs
Just by itself, not on a body
oh so he dropped it and went to fight and died probably
or insurance cuz i do that shit on dorms
what retard will insurance fraud on dorms
tbh everyone in there was already dead so
insurance fraud in the bushes dawg
i did, cuz im an absolute madlad
chad
Ye
theyre 30k ish
I should try to do the whole drop bag thing if I have any good loot
its alright value per slot
no way he just calls gp coin absurd luck
he did
bruh
I will resist laughing at this man
Don't blame me, the only friend I played it with was like "yo this shit worth 100k"
Is gp coin like common?
And that's all I have to go off of
its not 100k
I don’t get many of those
he lied to you
Reminder, I'm not a seasoned veteran on EFT
bitcoin is worth 120k
he still lied to u
he did
TBH he's still pissed that
unless he didnt know himself
half a year for 1 mil is a major skill issue
2 mil in 2 weeks is not that bad for a beginner
I just checked tarkov market, gp coin average is like 32k
it goes up and down
Finding all this crypto and still can't find no fucking GREEN GUNPOWDER
craft it?
You need it for something?
oh you dont have workbench
stashes
The only storage box I have is the lucky scav
Hehe I still have lvl 1 work bench.
Ye I
Bruh you have no idea that’s a damn lifesaver
woods > stshes > profit

I've been hitting both the factory on Customs and the fucking
in that order
stashes on Customs
customs stashes suck major dick
@soft coral im actually coming home today not tmr
theres barely any
change of plan
Top of that, highly contested either
my gpu is gonna finish crafting when im back btw
There's 23 stashes on Customs @soft coral
And I'm
and theres like 30 on woods
completely unfamiliar w/
LOL
anything beyond
I hardly ever did
false
Shoreline and Customs
Which by the way I hate shoreline, just have to throw that out there
interchange is defo the best place to scav , just W shift and sleep LUL
i legit bought like 5 metal fuel tanks, slapped em into the generator and fucking left city to go on vacation
????????????????????
NO WAY
YOU SAID THT
no fuckign way
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I'm a BIG TARKOV fan...
this man
sarcasm
what, u dont scav interchange man? goddamn
tbh I've been using mapgenie every single time I've done scav runs
i keep telling him hes american cuz he doesnt understand sarcasm
interchange is such a joyful map everytime i go there i feel the urge to shit
I scav only interchange best loot guys 
but he doesnt listen
I still gotta learn shoreline, I have some quests there I have to struggle with
You use the mapgenie for your maps? If not I could throw shoreline's mapgenie your way
I just don’t wanna be sniped by gigachads as soon as I spawn on
describe interchange in 1 sentance
the sentence:
i know all(minus labs) but pvp is the problem
Isn’t interchange the mall one? Super dark for some reason
my map knowledge is good but pvp sucks donkey dick
all i know about interchange is funny knockoff IKEA and the fact that it's brighter during nighttime than during daytime
Really?
If anything else it’s easy to survive as scav
where
dude i go underground interchange, i wanna go to oli and i end up in the middle of fucking goshan
Woods
da
very true
TBH I dunno if I'm gonna play scav for a while because
It’s free money
TL;DR, I don't have my money to buy a EFT account so
My brother let me use his (its a long story)
And it's either
I sell my good shit, 90% of his shit, or lose half my scav loot because I have
When is the next gopnik holiday
jackshit space in my stash
lol
just buy eod haha skill issue still in beta guys streets is coming soon(but not really)

My brother has EOD
he just has
so fucking much shit
Standard I sleep
Small butthole space
I can’t live out my dreams of being Landmark in tarky

have you seen axel tho?
I'm 99.9% sure my brother's bad at the game
How many weeks are we into the current wipe, remind me
Like 2 months in right?
mine is like 17 ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Haven't even unlocked the flea market
So all I can do is throw my useless fucking machinery keys at Fence because no one else takes used keys apparently
anyways should I sell any of this
Yeah you can sell off the Xenos
I'm just silently keeping the GP for Mechanic's NVG or PP19
I am going to have a violent outburst directed towards Mechanic
Lol
I can find crypto, I can find the best bags in the game
but not fucking
green gunpowder
What tier workbench do I need to
make gunpowder
1 blue gunpowder = 140 9x18mm
70 bullets + yellow pliers = blue gunpowder
But there's no crafting recipe for
green
2
Gotta do dem scav runs
fuck i dont even have Mechanic to level 2 yet
Shit, I don’t even have mechanic lvl 2
I'll worry about it some other day
stashes my friend

learn woods
Just learn woods, hit the old sawmill because it has like 4 technical boxes
If you spawn close to the Scav town, hit the sheds and garage for like 3 technical boxes
The abandoned town has like 3 technical boxes as well
RAV KNOWS
Those are my go to spots for tech items
Me, who's never played woods, once
I'm passing my knowledge down to generations
Also the weapon boxes there are good too
yeah ok good argument go and play it then
Stashes in the area I’ve mentioned are also goated as well
Even the exit spots have stashes near em
theres 6 toolboxes in woods
toolboxes/tech crates
which are the same
apart form outskirts which has 1 
cuz they forgot to update that part of the map
and only updated the north and east





