#🎪bruh-fart
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i'm sure the owners weren't very happy
They were okay with it, it's something that it can happen
Have you tried boiling your own chips and just let it freeze overnight? I think compared to brand chips there's a lot less ice attached to chips.
petition to ban all lowbrow humour
eh. there is a tiny vestige of a valid point there
I WONDER IF YOU KNOW
MP3: http://www.mediafire.com/?g5ndewkwsmt58k8
The song is Radetskymarch by Johann Strauß Vater
You hate France too?
Yes.
😏
cropol what gender do you belong to
Moth
thats not a gender
It is now 😂
Why is Mashiro being reposted?
Holy shit he actually did it
😎
Actual madlad
"so I once went into brainfart and a couple of dudes were making out there, solely on the common ground of hating France"
what can I say
Aimer, ce n'est pas se regarder l'un l'autre, c'est regarder ensemble dans la même direction
Meme direction
It is fate, @placid sail
The stars have aligned
so what gender do u belong to
Mercenaries
Moth
Which answer gets me laid
Mommy milkers
Done
amk
There was an attempt
its 4:18 am, i wanna play tarkov, im not in the mood to sleep and i cant fall asleep
and to top it off
im hungry as fuck
Then eat
idk what
i dont have snacks
ACTUALLY
pack of almonds
brb
@upbeat bobcat @swift scarab @slim osprey @clear prism
Behave in here, else it'll be horny jail. 
This is so sad
Bruh
👍
How do you mess it up two times in a row
Piece
😐

what?

uheuheuheuhhueuheuhe
That is why I am going to believe in what the internet tells me to do
Thank you Mr J for the video suggestion.
Channel like: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6_mdu20w8M158ZcK4gU-cQ
Since many people are asking in the comments, this is from series 15, episode 3.
The car is the Maserati Quattroporte.
Face reveal (yes I'm a cat irl)
damn guess I better follow up
https://youtube.com/shorts/fk6cflibqSc?feature=share brating someone with their own methods
Send me 200$
fuck
Dude becomes tomato sauce

Damn, he groovin
this one always breaks me
classic fallout with the weird death animations
if I'm not mistaken this is death to plasma weapons
grass settings on .001


the boys season 3 episode 1
tried it, doesn't work that way, bateman you lying piece of shit
you have my vote
"End of quote. Repeat the line."
this is why people have restraining orders on me
oh yeah heres the original vid: https://youtu.be/qtTHB-RUiAU
I got tired of the gig
I overstretched it too much, should have advanced it faster
so I'm done with it
Scotlan
dragon cock inquisition is horrible for that part
too many different collectibles
people with OCD are doomed to perish without food and rest in that game
i used to have a mild ocd case but it disappeared when i became clinically depressed
i have some old games on steam where everything is 100%
Was there any collectibles in Witcher 3?
another one was (still a bit of it is left) to collect every unique item in a game (if the game has such feature), which is mainly the reason it took me 240 hours to finish fo3 and 360 hours to finish new vegas
Playing CP77 and the only ones I can think of is the tarot cards
unless there's a particular profit for me in doing that or if there would be a cutscene where some cutie or a crowd of people are are applauding me in complete awe
the collectibles can ssssssuck my yoshie baaaaaalllls
I also find it funny that there's an achievement in anomaly for breaking boxes
with actual slight profit in doing so
in skyrim i have like 16 chests each with a shitload of items
i never sold anything in skyrim, just collected them like the maniac hoarder i was
I mean, I sometimes try to collect some unique sets of armor or unique weapons in rpg games, but then I go "yeah I don't really care" and forget about it
in games like anomaly where completing stuff like that gives you a bonus make it worth your while actually completing them
yes! that's why I really appreciate anomaly achievements
that is how it should be, achievements with an actual reward, not just some word box "you did it"
in some of them it's not worth it though
like, collect 25 shittenfartens so you can cum 1% further
not worth it
and these usually progress even further, once you collect 25 shittenfartens it gives you a new challenge to collect 50 shittenfartens to cum 2% further
yeah such ones are still for the collectibles maniacs mostly, and some minmaxers
skyrim red nirn root hunt gave you a chance to make double potion instead of just one, actually nice feature
but I just couldn't be bothered to look around half fucking skyrim for that
and barenziah thing is even cooler. After finishing that quest i was finding expensive gems in every container
oh god
not half of skyrim. You need to find them inside that bigass cave thingy
another cancer hunt
blackreach
which can be done with a youtube guide
it's fucking huge though
which can also be done with a youtube guide
well, yeah, both of these hunts can be done with a guide, but what's the point then?
or the mod which gives you locations of each barenziah thingy
Everyone is returning to their original names again, huh?
they're obviously for collectible maniacs or ocd people like you said before
anyone who wants to have fun won't be going around the entire skyrim to find some gems
and some of them are hidden extremely well
for now only me and bzeek
@upbeat bobcat Become Mayonnaise again
I propose Biker King instead
there's one that's hidden inside a bear cave and one is inside some random villager's house
but I'm greedy for neat passives :c
he is greedy
I won't go out of my way to torture myself with ocd adventures though
say hello back to him greedy
unless it's something reaaaaaally good
finding 1000 coin's worth gems in every container isn't really good to you?
not really? unless you're very inexperienced in skyrim, you can make a lot of dosh regardless of that
but gems
i stored gems as well
never bought anything anyway, so never had issue with money
loot goblin 
you were just preparing yourself for the next adventurer who'll slay you and lose his shit over all the loot you had
deez nuts

keep away from my DMs, you sliding beast
😔
@clear prism can I dm u a cool meme]
You happy?
Yes
it's not biker king, but we're getting somewhere
gwent cards
linux is an os dummy. All you need to turn on your computer with linux os is to push the big button in front of your computer
if that doesn't work, put your pinky finger inside one of the ventilation holes and look for your computer's prostate, then tickle it. That should turn it on
I don't even like motorcycles.
bruh
Unknown power alright
Or rain dogs somewhere
I guess you're just... pedestrian king now?
pedestrian king sounds like a cool name
but his name has bicycle enthusiast in it so i'm assuming he likes bicycles. Bicycle king it is then
i'd be the pedestrian king, i love walking
is it? I don't think so
so turning on a linux computer is really like that and you were lying? 
no it was simply misinformation
the person who made that informational video seems to be a complete moron with the iq of room temperature
i would know because i have absolutely used linux my entire life and never ever installed windows on my pc
windows is for old people and facebook users
I'm willing to bet money that the average linux user is older than the average windows user
you can slide into mine so we can discuss further the absolute superiority of linux over any and all os
khaaytil be like "I am both morally and intellectually superior."
i am indeed, for i watch the entire installation of rick and morty on a daily basis
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎
fair enough
eco-friendly and healthy alternative
wow mayo is actually quite woke that's cool
wall king
that's my job
I pick rude dialogue options in games just to make the NPCs feel bad.
We are not the same
you monster
i will inform the authorities and send your bottoms to the deepest parts of Siberian silver mines
Looks like you volunteer
😏
also funny how those linux memes help identify linux enjoyers in the crowd since NONE of them can go by quietly and not say "well actually it's not like that"
reposted both of them to my corner, our resident linuxlet reacted immediately
yeah they're like computer vegans
r/BrandNewSentence amirite fellow redditors
I doubt Discord's terms are any better 
yay corruption
is it possible to learn that power 
Yes.
blessed IEHTTSD post

at least the got some cool new series based on world of darkness setting
which is also completely legal and won't be shut down because of some greedy fucks
that's a neat little feature
Cuphead
because you need my attention, apparently
how do i get your attention
I don't mind, but you might as well cease that kinky patient roleplay
engage me in a conversation
hahahah:) smears shit all over himself
The fuck
smear his DMs with shit khaaytil

this path of desolate darkness is of your own choosing. 
The fuck is this?
I have no clue
the fk is this shit
smh, another egirl trying to go viral by shaking her head just like Bella Poarch
anyways its like 40 degrees celsius with 70% humidity here
the air is literal napalm
goodbye my friends
take care
and it's working... it was made into a gif and shared all over
sadly yes
Well, luckily I can not fall into these kinds of schemes
Since I prefer | over C
It makes sense if you think enough about it
I'm not sure how that has any bearing on it
Like I said, it makes sense if you think enough about it
I understood what you meant
still not sure why that should mean anything
that clip got viral regardless of your sexual orientation lol
Nah, you absolutely missed it 🤣
| as in flat chest
C as in big chest
The only thing they got going for them is big milkers
Bicycles are cool
huh. ok... but that also still doesn't mean anything. Can't see anything in the clip
I can with my ultra X-ray vision, though
Eh?
because my adc is a goddamn piece of burning trash
and I took matters into my own hands
I will piss on margaret thatchers grave
honk if thatcher's deid
how is your TV feeling rn
Blood plasma you git

And my tv is fine, thank you, but I’m currently swaying like a drunkard while sipping a soda
I’m not exactly in the right state of physical health to understand if you’re joking or not
that's strange, you should feel better, given you've get rid of that harmful plasma in your blood
Would you like to try our chicken tendy combo?
Only if it comes with a boy toy
Is pepsi ok?
Good enough
🤨
You mean a toy thats meant for boys as opposed to girls or something completely different?
'boy toy' has two meanings and they're both sexual
A human trafficking ring im pretty sure
Wouldn’t be surprised
pain
STRONNNNNNNNNNGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Tumour gang rise up 
cadpat my beloved
You might have gyno bz
what's that
Hormones go brr and make you grow tits as a guy
neat!
😳
that music hits different
also I have to say... such stable framerate in modded STALKER
guy must have a nitrogen-cooled, overclocked NASA mainframe
onion jings
It is worth it
Man i would bet that would look kinda weird tbh
you dont say
hormone issue
more estrogen
Hurrican, bastion, aquanox, braid, "subsea relic", jazz jackrabbit and other
Mainly shooting, dying and difficulty
bastion and jazz jackrabbit are over 15 years apart
you played some retro gems
Guess who just spent 2 days trying to get gamma to work through wine only to brick his linux install and the next two days unsuccessfully trying to get windows installed so that he can dual-boot only to figure out that he only had to change one bios setting 
I'd send another Linux meme but I don't want to be warned for spam
i haven't used windows for so long that i forgot how slow and unresponsive it is
i legit feel like im stuck in quick sand
I should work on some good educational videos.
Nah man .. I got a good meme idea.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZNSbB98PfA what in the fuck
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Indeed
So i kinda really like those retro styled hard games
Which are fucking hard to come by nowadays
can probably find them in abandonware websites
gato
?
?
Personally, I have a ton of fun with Stranger of Paradise as an action gamer, but I didn't expect to enjoy the story outside of meme this much. That last couple of missions were insane.
I should have made this a long time ago. But now that Trial of the Dragon King DLC is coming out. might as well line up my release date.
Credited to Just a Pan...
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if you said yes it wouldn't be rape anymore
chaos
21 bucks for some cum?
so its not even mature yet
What the fuck is mature cum
dick cheese?
babies
embryos
shit ass game
you played cum?
@abstract path where are you
@grizzled meadow is rape this man against the rules
last thing I want is a mod coming " 🤓 1d mute for posting gif"
take it down or you'll get cancelled
taking your ass to twitter
im cancelling the whole server
pretty sure someone got baguetted for that
fr fr
why don't you delete it anyway?
it's not like the world is gonna miss that brilliant reaction gif
ah, I see, dead man walking 
it's not about being a snowflake
i doubt that it would trigger anyone on this channel because pretty much all of us are guys and neither of us are very rapeable. However in the case that one of us had gone through that, just the sole word of "rape" could trigger their trauma and send them back to that memory
Yup, this is a public server, not your backyard 9gag
the rules are for the entire server
pretty sure they're not going to exclude us just because we're a meme channel
its just a meme
👍
no one is breaking any rules
if u feel that someone is
@ a mod
We don't need to @ a mod
ur already trying to cause drama over a gif... just saying....
Game is all about be able to shit a golden deagle yeah?
is 9gag still a thing? 
Yes.
People are upset about the current state since you can buy things with your fame points like uh. Explosives. So they rage about raids being more often.
isnt Scum just another bootleg DayZ?
Heh, so it became the new WarZ
It's not a bootleg of anything tbh
Game has probably much more detailed health system than anything
You can't exploit third person
but is it really worth having a bloated health system?
Not for you
does it really add to the gameplay?
Base building PVP gameplay, what do you think
It is
But now it is full of bullshit ads, sponsors and just plain old toxicity
(Which is saying a lot because it already was that before 🤣)
why did people even use it to begin with
even in 2015 it was pretty much unusable due to its shitty ui
only 9gag I know was the instagram page
used to post some funny cat memes from time to time
i checked the website after seeing some posts from them on facebook
the ui is shittier than american news websites
imgflip >
brainfart is my only meme source
not gonna bother looking for memes. Too busy contemplating suicide
Bwainfawt my belowed
might trigger someone 😳
^me when #🎪bruh-fart
i doubt suicidal people can get triggered by shit
Had
turned out he had a syndrome of something

bzeek is the psychology expert here
mine just offed himself in 2020
didn't tell anyone he had issues and he seemed pretty normal and positive all the time
thats the worst
my sister lost a friend just like that years ago
must feels like shit... because u had no idea that the person was going under something
illegal feline dealer
Mind telling me one?
myabandonware.com is the biggest one
Damn
I also still remember turrican being a "die hard" game
Sheesh
That ain't the real Crystal
Sussy bussy crystal
Tryhard mom
@abstract path https://youtu.be/Ru_j8oRi-rY
You've been kinda sus lately, Crystal
who up hankin their schrader
Always drink your wa'er
I did today
drink bed go to water
Yeah I want some water! Water forever!! YEAH!!!
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I sense the either the outrage of gun purists or the jubilation of the average southerner
These are the best memes out there
Literally 
fuck that little shit
I heard someone asking for some unfortunate news
bovid
The fuck is a library paste
Yeah I just googled that
Its a peugeot he probably already was
man i'm such a racist
I just love racing
Utopian paste jar
you playin stalker or super smash bros?
anyone here played 7 days to die? thoughts on it?

BECAUSE THE MOUNTAINS DON'T GIVE BACK WHAT THEY TAKE
Can I dm you a meme to see if it’s appropriate for the channel?
Yes
Well go on, send it here
Already saw it, stuff about Russia and Ukraine, better not


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me likey a lot, gameplay loop very nice. currently no plot or an end goal and still rough on the edges, though. also there are some cool mods to play with when you're done with vanilla
French?
Do they function?
snoop dogg after 2 weeks in Bulgaria
what rule did i even break, i dont understand
I missed it aaaa
@zenith grove be like
discord ToS 
Me slowly chewing my banana chips to not break out in laughter:
There's an endangered species right there.
overall it's a good game but to me it's a bit too grindy
fun with friends, a bit exhausting alone
It's devs are shit
Take the money to make more development into pc version even though console versions are still in alpha
which console are we talking about

Has pretty good overhaul mods like Darkness Falls that adds a lot of stuff
But the newest updated screwed over finding servers
Damn that looks sick
yeah but which ones

the game literally requires at least 8 gbs of ram and xbox one has 8 gbs, only 5 of which is usable for games
i had to close everything else to play the game with my 8 gbs without the game shitting itself and crashing 10 minutes in
@severe linden kinda random but is this a valid setup for chest supported db rows or what 
would be the rig setup i'd use in my current living situation honestly



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fuckin nerd
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big boss is back
rip
here's a wholesome
who
Do not trust the shredded cheese man
Do not trust the Shredded Cheese Man. He intends nothing but malice. He will tempt you with cheese. You will have to resist his offers.
despicable
You stink
What is it with these moth posts?
Moth
Crystal how goes your water diet?
Very good now
just dont trink too much water
:3



Honestly, just let natural selection do its thing
born to shit, forced to drink water
CoP was literally so dam easy
not if u played misery
i still got ptsd from gunslinger burers
yeah i forgot to mention gunslinger too
Gunslinger and misery
oh god
I wanna try that out
need to test out misery somedya
but then again need to continue my gamma run too
oh well
Do misery first
Is that another moth
Where did you get those pics?
Of course that is asked
somewhere deep in my folders
file is originally from 2020 so who knows
Imma look her up
Bro just eatin cement
SCP memes are truly the peak of humanity
Found something of my interest
When i searched it up
I'm gucci, still progressing throught Dragon Age 2, last I played this, it was around 2014 so don't remember shit about it. Played the first around a year ago, almost finished this and Inquisition is next.
How's you
Mayo: Ah yes, my situation is very good
crystal: edgy background screeching
Yep
I hate this
One thing i learned about life
Lifes not a movie
Go live it out
You'll die someday
But not now
Oh brother
I can positively confirm, I have never cringed more in my life than now
hell grow out of it eventually
With this amount of edge? Sure
I just want a distraction
From all this horror
Please
On god?
inflation isnt real. Simply make things cheaper or ill steal them
Yes
Look, so what if I steal credit cards right out of people's wallets?
print money and dont tell anyone
Side hussle is a side hussle, my guy
Wanna know something funny that i had today?
Manipulate and scam people out of their money
I got called
no
By the US police
Who asked
shut up
To get informed that my ID
you reached your limit on talking
Cease this activity immediately
I was in fucking shock
You got that jschlatt video recommended too?
who's jschlatt
Long story short, funny haha guy on internet
Hahahahaha
Man i needed this one
Idk, can you cook a bone?
What
When the Zyzz music kicks in
Man stop 
I wonder if Pavlovian technique can work on humans
Was that
Only for the dumbest of them
Maybe
Yes, imma try this
||E-girls are overrated||
How are they overratet? Just curious
Tfw you get jumpscared by the 2 newest squad members
That or 2 snorks in a suit

you can find pics/videos of prettier girls for free







