🎪bruh-fart

[wide bough]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/767907206942687242/962908427846307880/962090193521901608.gif

[scenic sable]

Don't share stuff like this again.

[wide bough]

https://tenor.com/view/127hater-twt-gif-24974064

[placid sail]

didn't understand a single thing, but that's how I imagine Crystal from now on

[wide bough]

yipe

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-shadow-of-cheronobyl-dancing-grooves-gif-17116392

[scenic sable]

p!warn @swift scarab Aggressive and potentially polarising memes.

[foggy mantle]

@swift scarab has been warned.

[wide bough]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/913006766176997377/976528298941251654/caption-1.gif

[upbeat bobcat]

[swift scarab]

Hmm, don’t even know what polarising means

[placid sail]

don't post shit you wouldn't dare to say out loud to a policeman

[swift scarab]

Fair enough

[wide bough]

say absolutely nothing

dont talk to police

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/948380153472495646/950926891571892274/intese-moyai.gif

[upbeat bobcat]

Welp, I mentioned it before but you said "you can't stop me" and in the end, you got stopped.

[swift scarab]

I don’t even know where my local station is in the first place, think I’ve got that covered

[placid sail]

you gonna get banned, get your act straight ~

[glad kelp]

Yikes

[wide bough]

https://tenor.com/view/esqueleto-gif-24452082

[upbeat bobcat]

Cwystal

[placid sail]

sorry not sorry

yipeeee

[glad kelp]

Lmao

[glad kelp]

Waaaat

[placid sail]

cwystal leapel

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/yippee-happy-celebration-joy-confetti-gif-25557730

[clear prism]

The fuck

[swift scarab]

:/ Damn, sorry to have pissed you off

[gloomy roost]

@swift scarab Congrats my guy, with that warning you're officially part of the channel now

[clear prism]

Dude even used the squiggly line

You know shit gets real then

[placid sail]

no, my dude, I don't mind

just trying to warn you that aldo don't play around at all

[glad kelp]

Lemme play slime rancher xd

[wide bough]

oh no not the funny snake we're all gonna die

[clear prism]

Huh, it worked

Good to know 🤣

[swift scarab]

Eh, I usually don’t try to piss off mods in the first place, at least not on purpose

[clear prism]

Wait a second

[swift scarab]

[plucky void]

slime rancher ❤️

[glad kelp]

Yes

[clear prism]

@glad kelp

[clear prism]

NOOOOO

[wide bough]

https://tenor.com/view/frog-sapo-fail-rana-gif-6159110

[glad kelp]

Was

[clear prism]

We lost Crystal

This is so sad

[upbeat bobcat]

Is this a German humor?

[glad kelp]

You realized at first now

Wow

You needed uhhhhh

5 hours

Or so

[swift scarab]

Kinda, it’s just a German kid talking about how he likes cola, I think

[clear prism]

I do not pay much attention to Discord, ok

[swift scarab]

Most people just like the Yippee

[glad kelp]

Quite visible

[upbeat bobcat]

Yippie is the life

[clear prism]

If I do not get tagged, I miss half of the shit 😂

[wide bough]

literally "my mom let me play fortnite and drink cola, yippee!!!"

[placid sail]

so my intuitive impression was correct, it is Cwystal

[upbeat bobcat]

Trinken cola und Fortnite

[clear prism]

Basically, Crystal

[glad kelp]

I do not do any of either wth 😂

[clear prism]

Shhhhh

You do, you do

[gloomy roost]

His mom finally let him drink cola when playing fortnite

[swift scarab]

Danke, mein Deutsch ist nicht gut

[placid sail]

yes, yes, you killed gods and bleed profusely, we know

[upbeat bobcat]

We've all passed that point Crystal

[gloomy roost]

Then >yipee

[upbeat bobcat]

Wait, no we didn't

[glad kelp]

sieht man nicht

[wide bough]

THATS WHAT IM SAYIN falls off chair and fucking dies

[clear prism]

Haste net wirklich gesagt, oda?

[plucky void]

warum warum

[gloomy roost]

Yes

[upbeat bobcat]

no

[gloomy roost]

But now we have 2 counts of that

So it can't be a lie

https://tenor.com/HmYE.gif

[placid sail]

Ich heisse bz11k ich bin zieben und zwanzig yare alt

[swift scarab]

Oh no, I’ve triggered the Germans to rise up

[upbeat bobcat]

[glad kelp]

Needs some smithing

Upgrading

And meth

[clear prism]

Dieser Kanal gehört jetzt der Bundesrepublik Deutschland.

[placid sail]

mercy

[plucky void]

auf der heide blüht ein kleines blümelein

DUM DUM DUM

[placid sail]

it's the only thing I've remembered since school

[glad kelp]

Yes hello

[clear prism]

Ayo wait wait

[swift scarab]

I shall run back to my gamma save of getting into the brain scorcher for the first time

[clear prism]

Hold up

[swift scarab]

[gloomy roost]

[plucky void]

it's just a song about a flower

[clear prism]

😐

[plucky void]

AND HER NAME

DUM DUM DUM

[swift scarab]

I thought it was about a girl named Erika

[swift scarab]

[plucky void]

yes and no

[clear prism]

I sent this 😂

[plucky void]

there's a species of flower that have the scientific name "Erica"

[swift scarab]

Ah

Good to know

[wide bough]

i will send another

[upbeat bobcat]

Is it at the peaks of Alps?

[clear prism]

I just want to shake your hand.

[gloomy roost]

Post something 1 time and Crystal shall post it forever

[wide bough]

https://tenor.com/view/platinum-games-metal-gear-rising-revengeance-raiden-nod-gif-16930302

[gloomy roost]

[glad kelp]

🤝

[clear prism]

Ah yes, realism. I too get knocked into an alternative universe called "Desktop" when I shoot an AWP

[glad kelp]

Anyone want some?

[upbeat bobcat]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/812259709112942617/992964101062008862/me_edging_my_demon_core.mp4

[wide bough]

that caused my speakers to crackle in resonance

good job

[glad kelp]

XD

[upbeat bobcat]

Crystal got you too ha

Dam son double kill in one day

[glad kelp]

Damn

[gloomy roost]

You got any red ones?

[clear prism]

The fuck is up with this video

[glad kelp]

Yis

[wide bough]

whats 9+10

[gloomy roost]

It replied with the pic,

[glad kelp]

Also this

[real tinsel]

nah he needs to get muted first

[clear prism]

Literally a goddamn recycle bin

[gloomy roost]

[glad kelp]

Yeah, you're next

[clear prism]

Crystal is the kind of guy who picks up Pfandflaschen and uses them for himself

;)

[swift scarab]

Hmm, a unique challenge

[clear prism]

*Germany moment

[gloomy roost]

Ask Falco for a mute

[upbeat bobcat]

Berryman Crystal

[glad kelp]

Well i take them to actually get a bit of extra money

[swift scarab]

Nah, maybe later today

[glad kelp]

But whatev lol

[clear prism]

;)

[clear prism]

I never got a warning, went straight to a 1 hour mute

[glad kelp]

Lmao

[wide bough]

lol

[clear prism]

This is how you do trolling, fellow Sdalgers

[placid sail]

https://loginportal.funnyjunk.com/movies/Lootbox+is+ready+to+be+opened_cb1651_9713558.mp4

[wide bough]

me

[swift scarab]

What’s the highest rank anyones ever gotten on the statistics leaderboard, if they paid attention to that?

[clear prism]

In Sdalger?

[gloomy roost]

That guy that got muted for a week

[clear prism]

Ah, you mean @pastel quartz

[placid sail]

at this point I feel tempted to ask Falco nicely to mute me, but I fear that after that the mods will see me only as a criminal scum like you

[wide bough]

truly a visionary

[clear prism]

Look, I am at least open about my racist tendencies, ok

I do like the cars

[swift scarab]

I meant just your total rank you get on the pda in game

[glad kelp]

Man shu-

[clear prism]

Top 1 Legend

If you just do all the quests, you reach it

[swift scarab]

Also, the power of discord lag has caused me to time travel

I am legion

[clear prism]

[glad kelp]

Lol

Anyway

slimes

[clear prism]

Look bro, stop thinking about SCP-999

Oh goodness

I just remembered something

[swift scarab]

I like throwing slime at a wall

[clear prism]

Oh boy one sec

[swift scarab]

Uh oh

He’s thinking, run

[clear prism]

Nah, had a 🤢 moment there

We are in #🎪bruh-fart, there is no thinking

[swift scarab]

Care to share with the class

[clear prism]

Ok so, SCP-999

[swift scarab]

Mhm

[clear prism]

Friend of mine send this image of 999 as anime girl

[swift scarab]

Understandable

[clear prism]

We laughed about it a bit before I asked "Where did you find this"

[clear prism]

He said from some fanfiction so, of course, we searched it up

Well

[swift scarab]

Oh no

Not a fanfic

[clear prism]

I never got past the first 100 words because it was truly cringe

[swift scarab]

Sad

[clear prism]

I bet it is still out there

[placid sail]

awww he cute

or that's how the internet sees it at least

[swift scarab]

Scp fanfics are either amazing, or terrible, no in between

[clear prism]

I always thought it was goddamn disturbing

I know very little about fanfics

But I do know this

[wide bough]

scp-5000 is still pretty good

[clear prism]

Never go into the anime sections

That shit is uhh

[swift scarab]

Hmm

[clear prism]

Questionable

And cringe

So much cringe

"My original character is literally a OP god who gets all the girls"

👌

[placid sail]

I used to read some fanfics site at school years purely for cringe

[placid sail]

damn I've missed the party turn

oh well

[placid sail]

cute

[real tinsel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wloC1fo2h8k

[swift scarab]

Aww

[wide bough]

wehhhh

[clear prism]

Was fun til it lasted

[swift scarab]

It was fun while it lasted

[clear prism]

🤝

[swift scarab]

Dammit not again

[zenith grove]

dont

dont you dare

[placid sail]

cute jumpscare

[clear prism]

Ah yes

[wide bough]

He’s probably going to get fucking squashed if he finds out

[clear prism]

I apologize, I was not thinking

[zenith grove]

[clear prism]

This is #🎪bruh-fart, after all

[wide bough]

Give him $200

[placid sail]

damn I've missed the poopoo

[clear prism]

Jerma is just the Spy from TF2 but not french

[placid sail]

wdym

he's a Scout who went insane

[clear prism]

@placid sail

Upgrade yourself, now.

[real tinsel]

we need to do a brainfart garry's mod community event

[quartz saffron]

Where’s the music

[quartz saffron]

https://youtu.be/27mB8verLK8

[clear prism]

EU moment

[placid sail]

my muscles

[clear prism]

Thank goodness for VPN

[placid sail]

they growing stronker

[clear prism]

👀

[placid sail]

I have a lot of colored effects and floating elemental orbs around me

[quasi sundial]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/493156996644864001/777240354244132924/chupa_chups.mp4

[quartz saffron]

here, i did it for ya

[clear prism]

🤝

[quasi sundial]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/844457959232110622/915117820055003146/largefloppa_20210804_223918_0.mp4

[clear prism]

The Russian memer is here, boys

[placid sail]

that's very not nice 🙂

[clear prism]

Where translation

[placid sail]

english obscene language is not as passionate and detailed as ours

I won't butcher it

[clear prism]

This is so sad

[placid sail]

much pride very сука

[swift scarab]

Huh, well then

First time going into X16 didn’t end well

[placid sail]

got succ'd?

[swift scarab]

Aye

Second time through, just wasn’t fast enough

[real tinsel]

this man's editing skills are insanely good https://youtu.be/CXJHt7r7n7c?t=6513

[clear prism]

The things people make and then put out there for free

It is truly something to behold

[swift scarab]

Third time through, pyrogeists spawned and killed me when they weren’t there last time

[quartz saffron]

I don’t get it, what’s he saying?

[swift scarab]

I assume various Russian insults

[quartz saffron]

Some old vatnik stuff?

[swift scarab]

Eh, I wouldn’t know

[clear prism]

You will need to figure it out yourself :)

I need to get my scheduled 2 hours sleep, have a good day boyos

[lavish dragon]

Unfortunately, he's British

[plucky void]

what's the name of this game again? I forgot... I just remember it's a doom mod

[placid sail]

Sidorovich parody with a cussing end

[plucky void]

oh total chaos

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1r_Upf4lb0

[real tinsel]

total chaos for doom 2

[upbeat bobcat]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/874927352667324487/996499624095383594/redditsave.com_happy_to_see_kingsman_3_has_already_started-em6dudy59u991.mp4

[placid sail]

HEEEEEELL YEAH BROTHER

[glad kelp]

I still have this

[plucky void]

battle royale

[real tinsel]

are my eyes fooling me or is this an actually high quality meme

i mean the video quality

it's a rare sight

[swift scarab]

Welp, nothing like getting fatally head wounded by your own grenade shrapnel around a corner in X18

That’s another 43 minutes gone

[real tinsel]

do more savescumming

[swift scarab]

Campfires only, never found one down there

[gloomy roost]

Get sum wood

Make your own campfire

[real tinsel]

you can save anywhere in labs

[swift scarab]

Ah

Welp

[gloomy roost]

[swift scarab]

Wish I knew that before running out of ammo twice and dying to myself

[real tinsel]

you should stock up before going down there if you run out so quickly

[swift scarab]

It’s not a case of I don’t have enough ammo, it’s a case of I’m bad at aiming

[real tinsel]

then you need to introduce shotgun into your arsenal

[swift scarab]

I did

Ran out

[gloomy roost]

Dont ya have space for moar ammo

[swift scarab]

Not really, I’m carrying a small kitchen on my back

[gloomy roost]

Ah

[swift scarab]

140/150kg on a good day

[gloomy roost]

I always mod my space that I'd have the 50kg you normally start with

[swift scarab]

Fair enough

[gloomy roost]

Or just increase the amount of kg you get with the level ups

But I haven't gone that far in gamma, just kinda waiting for 1.0

[swift scarab]

Also fair

Except I have to shut off the scorcher and deal with the suckers again

Pain

[glad kelp]

Monday "school" again

I need to be quick

I don't wanna learn more stuff

I wanna do free work so i won't get bored

Xd

[gloomy roost]

Anything to sate the voices

[glad kelp]

Yes

Just not school

Never

Ever again

Gets boring too quick

[placid sail]

heck school 😎

[gloomy roost]

Hey Crystal

Remember to drink water

[glad kelp]

I will remember to go to fuckin sleep

[gloomy roost]

https://tenor.com/Yr9Y.gif

[pastel quartz]

what was that

[gloomy roost]

Dunno

Trying to see

[pastel quartz]

I'll try to catch it with a screenshot

[gloomy roost]

It's the first result with /tenor resident sleeper

[gloomy roost]

[pastel quartz]

yeah idk

[gloomy roost]

Well that doesn't make sense

So w/e

[pastel quartz]

does that contraction mean whatever?

[gloomy roost]

Ye

[pastel quartz]

got it, thanks

[swift scarab]

Oh dear god

[glad kelp]

Yesssss

[swift scarab]

Cannot play doom though

[plucky void]

everything can run doom

[scenic sable]

Sanic the Hodgeheg

[swift scarab]

Me waking up as a mercenary to see a lurker fly through the window

[pastel quartz]

I flinched

[swift scarab]

Good.

[quartz saffron]

https://youtu.be/WjeFqaornpI

[grizzled meadow]

This is a scam thing, it's literally the police searching for me, via email

Like come on

Try a little harder

[quartz saffron]

Lmao doubt local police would use a Gmail account

[lavish dragon]

You found the joke! Yay!

[grizzled meadow]

Not only that

But since it's italian it's understandable you don't get everything

[grizzled meadow]

This is literally "the judicial police" but I suppose in spanish

Then you have "offesa.account.google.it"

Literally "offence.account.google.it"

[lavish dragon]

How many misspellings are there?

A common American tactic is to include misspellings to ward away the people who will know it's a scam

[grizzled meadow]

Apart the "spanish" email

Not even a mispelling

Do they really think people are stupid enough to click on this crap? (Unfortunately, yes, and it also happens a lot)

[lavish dragon]

https://josephsteinberg.com/why-scammers-make-spelling-and-grammar-mistakes/

[grizzled meadow]

And this is like the new way of scamming people

Clicking on images

Not me though, even at 5AM you can't bullshit me

[lavish dragon]

"Anybody who doesn't fall off their chair laughing is exactly who they want to talk to."

Are you familiar with the Nigerian prince scam Falco?

[quartz saffron]

Is that scam still going around? Lately I’ve been hearing a variation of that but with family members abroad

[slim osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/399228355066724353/996577610551267359/redditsave.com_que_grande_ese_weon-ik6tkupuyo991.mp4

[grizzled meadow]

It's more older than me, come on

[lavish dragon]

I don't know how isolated Italy is from American scams

[grizzled meadow]

Internet is a thing here as well, don't worry

The download speed is shit but we use internet as well

[lavish dragon]

Didn't know if Italy was like one of those uncontacted tribes in the Amazon

[grizzled meadow]

And we do have our fair share of scams as well

[grizzled meadow]

Most places are like that

But stuff like houses on mountains

Cities and small towns are almost always connected

[plucky void]

superficial hoe

[humble badge]

i found this on youtube today, maybe we can add this gun to the mod

[grizzled meadow]

https://youtu.be/-7rntSmx1bU

I want everybody who said "Dunkey is shit" to say that again after watching this

Amazing video this one, really good writing, especially the structure of the video

[grizzled meadow]

Really curious to know why (it's a simple question, you're not in danger, I'm seriously asking out of curiosity )

She's fit, good for her, now he's fit as well, good for him, he found a reason and a motive to do it (being famous on internet I guess), what's the problem in it?
I don't see the "superficial" part in it, maybe I'm missing something in the whole picture, I don't know both of them, I Just know her for (maybe) a video for a thing about JoJo, nothing else

[plucky void]

Imma wait till you're done before I even attempt replying lol

[grizzled meadow]

I tend to modify stuff, I know

You can reply

[plucky void]

for 4 minutes?

[grizzled meadow]

Yeah

[plucky void]

[grizzled meadow]

For four minutes and sometime even more, I'll stop now

[plucky void]

anywho

[grizzled meadow]

Yes

[plucky void]

I'm admittedly assuming he probably tried to get with her before getting ripped

which... in these situations is 99.999999% true

also if his motivation to improve his fitness is to "get the girl" rather than being concerned with his own health and wellbeing

it's a ho and a simp

match made in heaven

breakup in 6mo

[grizzled meadow]

Okay I can see that

[plucky void]

they probably havin the wildest most satisfying sex in that period tho

[mortal dirge]

dunkey is sdhit

[plucky void]

I love dunkey

[pastel quartz]

that username

🤮

[mortal violet]

https://tenor.com/view/jinx-cat-jinx-stretch-stretching-ambatukam-gif-25740190

[pastel quartz]

me rn (I'm about to sleep)

[swift scarab]

Me when I trigger a flame anomaly (it was hiding on the headrest)

[stone blade]

has the same energy as "how bulletproof is a can of propane"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_H1yVWHRu5I&t=4559s

good video

[glad kelp]

Who though lol

Ahhhnvm

Lol

Alsomy health is going down again because watah

[glad kelp]

Falco lemme tell you, some people use this stupidity to their own good

It is smart but with a bit less moral ig

Generally scamming is done for only dumb people though

[clear prism]

Nothing new

[glad kelp]

Yep

Thrid time,nothing new

Can agree

Also gtanil

Chips

[clear prism]

Not the chips :(

[forest night]

https://youtu.be/8Qteo83FtoM

[placid sail]

oh shit pasta man was the criminal all along

[stone blade]

is he?

[quasi sundial]

Bought those

[placid sail]

😎

[upbeat bobcat]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/977570738133413889/996617101924114563/FB_IMG_1657682425889.jpg

[placid sail]

gamer moment

[stone blade]

extracts are never safe

stupid exfil campers

[quasi sundial]

I loved doing it

Shame I changed my email header and lost my account 😔

[stone blade]

stupid camper

[quasi sundial]

https://clips.twitch.tv/BlatantAggressiveEggSwiftRage

[stone blade]

d2 switch room oment

nice moustache

[placid sail]

back to your stinky #💣tarkov-released hole, animals

[quasi sundial]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/738266942603001907/819013447416283186/gl_shot.mp4

This one is not mine but funny af

[quasi sundial]

Srry I don't play that degenerate game anymore

[pastel quartz]

fucking hell thats some pretty fast ADS speed

[quasi sundial]

I'll see if I can find my Vietnam clip I made

[real tinsel]

hello mr falconelli we're arresting you for carrying a what's considered a "lethal weapon"

we'll be confiscating your penis mamma mia

[scenic sable]

@heady crow @upbeat bobcat
Guys, can we please not share memes disparaging countries or talks about "jihads"!

[clear prism]

🤝

[narrow lotus]

lmfao

Romania if Eastern Europe didnt exist

[stone blade]

the world if romania didnt exist

[narrow lotus]

the world is like that already if u compare it to romania

bruh

[stone blade]

in romania the laws of physics cease to exist

its like the backrooms in there

glad to know we're neightbours

[narrow lotus]

Romania backrooms but u are chased by beggars asking for 1 leu for bread

[real tinsel]

what are you planning to do ivan

[stone blade]

visit ledy

and have a cup of tarkovskaya vodka

[real tinsel]

very nice

[narrow lotus]

i was to silistra 3 days ago , i ate cevapci

[stone blade]

SILISTRA :D

DA

[narrow lotus]

with 35 levas i went to pool and ate a menu lmao

ez

[stone blade]

ez

legit

[eager quest]

i was easting gyros 2 days ago outside and this little man who looked like he was 10 just kept coming my way and asking for food and money, even asking the doods who actually sell the food

its not that i have a big problem with these people, but theres so many

[stone blade]

GYROSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

HUGE

[narrow lotus]

i know, its when they ruin ur mood in a restaurant that annoys me

like , they come in restaurant to beg until they get kicked off

[eager quest]

ye like no offense to them i understand ur needs but holy shit it gets tiring at one point

[narrow lotus]

i learnt my lesson tho , i gave a beggar like some spare change i had in my pocket and when i walked away he threw it on the ground and said ,, the fuck am i doing with this''

from that point on , never giving money to beggars ever ever

[eager quest]

when beggars annoy me i usually just stay silent snd mind my own business or say "i dont have anything for you, sorry"

depends if im walking or just staying somewhere

[stone blade]

ghosty where were you from

albania?

[eager quest]

i cant tell if ur kidding or not

[stone blade]

im not

[eager quest]

stupid u are

no dawg im from romania

💀

[clear prism]

Why is you the being stupid

[stone blade]

lan party when?

[eager quest]

btw ivan

get ur ssd yet?

[stone blade]

no

in about 3 hours

[eager quest]

@narrow lotus when tarkov btw :)

[placid sail]

oh that reminds me

some of my friends, like many else here, are trying to bail out

and they've chosen Romania!

voluntarily!

[narrow lotus]

[placid sail]

I was like ayo guys haven't you seen the memes

memes won't lie

[narrow lotus]

i mean its not a bad idea if u have loads of saved cash

[fading shuttle]

dubai is horribly designed

[quasi sundial]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/706181009061838959/832006810092830720/sadge.mp4

[fading shuttle]

screw that shitty city

[narrow lotus]

very true , that is definition of sin city , almost everything is shady af

[placid sail]

they said you have some shit like digital nomad visa or something and it is much easier to do the paperwork for getting to your country

[narrow lotus]

dubai is cool in photos but in reality is dangerous

[placid sail]

and also allegedly it's not so bad there anymore

[fading shuttle]

no it is horribly made, idc about sins or paperwork, the very structure and city planning is horrible

[narrow lotus]

dude that spot is so cursed

[quasi sundial]

love them all

is the wall glitch still in the game

?

[stone blade]

why you ask

[gloomy roost]

How dependent is Duvia on their imports

[narrow lotus]

i think it is yeah , harder to make but can be done if ur will is high enough

[eager quest]

cuz i wanns play tarkov with someone

i lost 2 braincells when i died to some dirty ass construction camper

[narrow lotus]

not at pc this week , maybe next week if all is well

[stone blade]

bro this is brainfat

[narrow lotus]

😢

[stone blade]

get tarkov out of here jesus

[quasi sundial]

tarkov is a braifart

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/778723952104046633/974400651566129202/6FE7E826-1D93-4105-BADD-A41009D0C0CE.gif

[stone blade]

post these things in #💣tarkov-released

not here

[placid sail]

run boy

[fading shuttle]

get the tardkovs outta here

[stone blade]

yeah

[placid sail]

you're getting baguetted and rightfully so

[quasi sundial]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/891827617949438043/970680530632839238/ezgif-4-9076504a82.gif

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/889556069502832665/996737489861607434/redditsave.com_me_irl-1b31w50syab91-480.mp4

[placid sail]

and also construction sounds!

[real tinsel]

ledy looking for new people to rob

[pastel quartz]

0

[gloomy roost]

Bitches

[placid sail]

also they're getting married

after bickering for god knows how long about them never getting married and getting kids

so not only they're moving to Romania but probably gonna have little quicksilver and scarlet witch soon

[real tinsel]

about 5-6 years ago i saw someone driving a car in my neighborhood that didn't have some of its doors and was top to bottom covered in rust

[upbeat bobcat]

[real tinsel]

getting married doesn't necessarily mean they're gonna have kids

[placid sail]

oh but my boy

[real tinsel]

who would bring kids into this hellhole

[placid sail]

if they settled for one, why they won't settle for the other?

when they've previously denied both

[placid sail]

they claim it's not a hellhole anymore

[real tinsel]

i like the idea of having a kid but i don't think i'd ever have one

[placid sail]

also, some people are having children in Russia and Azerbaijan, imagine that

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/my-boy-zelda-my-boi-gif-14701774

[real tinsel]

yeah and then they're begging people for money to take care of the kids

and like the entitled bitches they are, they act like they deserve the money just because they decided to fuck one day

[placid sail]

I'm not saying it's smart, I'm saying they do

[real tinsel]

people are retarded

[placid sail]

to be honest

[real tinsel]

i'm severely mentally ill and i'm not a quarter as retarded as they are

[placid sail]

global population growth has actually declined recently

[placid sail]

see, it has nothing to do with your mental state

your difference is you pity your theoretical child as you want him to have better conditions

you wouldn't have cared if you hadn't wanted that

[real tinsel]

wanted what

[placid sail]

and the others are like "yeah whatevs we'll just manage something or not lemao"

[placid sail]

wanted your theoretical child to have a better life!

[real tinsel]

ahh

[stone blade]

alo

❤️

[real tinsel]

alo ivan

[placid sail]

greetings frogman

[stone blade]

alo khatyl

alo idiot

[upbeat bobcat]

Kha's child will be born bald

The dream team

[real tinsel]

no i have beautiful hair

[stone blade]

beautiful ass hair

[real tinsel]

that too yes

[placid sail]

nurse, screaming: your child is bald!

[upbeat bobcat]

You two will be deflecting alien laser beams when they attack earth

[placid sail]

then saying it normally: they all kinda are though

[clear prism]

Time to make everyone cringe

[real tinsel]

father and child side by side

[placid sail]

but yours is kinda smug about it

[placid sail]

I'm not a car person at all, but I think that is some sort of war crime analogy for them, yes?

machine spirit sounds like it's in pain

[real tinsel]

R means reverse you mongrel

[placid sail]

R means Team Rocket you imbecile

[real tinsel]

cock

[placid sail]

balls

[real tinsel]

penis, even

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/4sd8e9mXokU

[real tinsel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4

[stone blade]

i want to own an owl

[gloomy roost]

But do owls want to be owned

[stone blade]

idk

fucking gothfield

OH GOD IT'S A THING

omg MY EYES

[clear prism]

What the fuck

[stone blade]

literally me

[night sail]

💋 from serbia my friend

[stone blade]

oy oy oy

[plucky void]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/868091047224442980/996752196240674876/1657384620475.webm

[stone blade]

deserved

[plucky void]

"You have mental problems" really sold it

[stone blade]

he switched between 3 personalities

what a legend

[clear prism]

4th message be like:

[placid sail]

SCOTLAAAAAND FOREVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRR

[plucky void]

FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

[quasi sundial]

https://imgur.com/a/bp31Iss

[mortal violet]

farm mod

[quasi sundial]

og stuff this one

[quasi sundial]

Pollo 👍

[mortal violet]

A Pollo 👍

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/damn-boi-he-thick-anthony-gif-13869893

[swift scarab]

Reject humanity, embrace Ned

I wonder if Ned counts as an anomaly for how many times he’s shown up in places

[stone blade]

tutel

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/807809192537882647/996783757690421299/Freestyler-racomacophon.mp4

[placid sail]

https://loginportal.funnyjunk.com/movies/Nice_a41f48_9716233.mp4

[stone blade]

I think he said nice

[heady crow]

Hes just like me

[pastel quartz]

This cat will mutate and hunt me in the red forest

[upbeat bobcat]

You say that like you aren't gonna like it.

[clear prism]

Nuclear test footage is oddly satisfying to watch

[pastel quartz]

I mean all my friends on discord are furries I won't be disturbed if another one were to appear

[eager quest]

my condolences

[upbeat bobcat]

Aight that's actually disturbing ngl

It's good that you are resistant to it but still

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/jump-scare-gif-24401793

I was one of them

[eager quest]

my condolences v2

[clear prism]

You should get new friends

[pastel quartz]

lolloth

I mean I was talking about just the ones on discord

[clear prism]

Even easier to get rid of them and get new ones, then

[slim osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/452219191580295168/996808697370128464/cqc.mp4

[mortal violet]

MINE

[pastel quartz]

So take this as a cautionary tale

Never join the PvZ communities on discord

that's how it started for me

[clear prism]

That is how you met furry people?

[pastel quartz]

yeah it sounds dumb as hell but it's true

there are a ton on there

I was looking for a new community for a while now

[clear prism]

They truly are hidden in the most unlikely places

[pastel quartz]

lol

[clear prism]

But I could never understand why any reasonable person would be like one of them

[pastel quartz]

hey they aren't that bad

[clear prism]

The ones I have met? They sure are

[pastel quartz]

Oh I see

I mean personally my experience was mixed but it seems yours was different

[clear prism]

Mine was very uhhh

As negative as it can get, let me put it that way

Something I do not quite understand is this one person in a Discord where anti furry stuff gets posted

He always says "You hate on furries so much, you will become them later on"

It has been what, 10 years and neither my friends nor me had the "urge" to do so

[pastel quartz]

oh yeah that is echoed a lot

I saw it happen like 3 times but there are less instances than exceptions to that saying

[clear prism]

🤷‍♂️

[pastel quartz]

So like I used to be in a gc called bum brigade

[clear prism]

Regardless, as long as they do not bother me, I do not care

[pastel quartz]

They used to be in constant war with certain furries on one of the pvz discords

I mean I don't blame them. Posting p*rn and just being seriously obnoxious about your preferences in a pvz (a game marketed for all ages) server is not acceptable.

[clear prism]

^^^^

[pastel quartz]

that server went through a lot tbh but I'm no longer in the pvz community

even if I find mods sometimes annoying you got to appreciate what they do

[clear prism]

Well, they are just doing their job, you know

[pastel quartz]

yes

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/763053037332725790/996674101991194624/video0180.mp4

I'm also doing my job

[clear prism]

I mean hell, I know how frustrating it can get so I stay away from modding for anyone

Now I make them suffer :)

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/349901443396009985/996754205723344916/3x.gif

[swift scarab]

Me when an emission starts (I was taken by the void)

[grizzled meadow]

Expedition

[swift scarab]

[grizzled meadow]

Can someone says that word?

I promise nothing bad will happen

It's just a test

[swift scarab]

Hmmmmm

Huh

[zenith grove]

e?

[grizzled meadow]

What happened?

[zenith grove]

[clear prism]

Another try, perhaps?

[zenith grove]

[swift scarab]

Mm nyes

[clear prism]

Very nice

[grizzled meadow]

I'll delete it now, it was just a funi try

[swift scarab]

Gonna use it to censor the funny gamer words?

[placid sail]

ah, so you've got automatic anti-gamer words artillery now, neat

[zenith grove]

we have had it for longer than you know

[grizzled meadow]

Expedition

It doesn't work for me, nooo

Someone, try it again

[swift scarab]

By the way, what did it do on you end, just ping all the mods or something?

[grizzled meadow]

[clear prism]

Because you are staff person

[swift scarab]

Expedition

Aw

[grizzled meadow]

Okay wait

[clear prism]

🤣

[grizzled meadow]

Go now

[grizzled meadow]

No, it's AutoMod

[grizzled meadow]

It's an automated thing

[gloomy roost]

What's happening here

[grizzled meadow]

Ahahahahahahah

Good, very good

[swift scarab]

OH NO, ITS ITALIAN

[gloomy roost]

Why is it blocked

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/jack-nicholson-jack-nicholson-yes-evil-smile-gif-13030909

All according to plan

[swift scarab]

They’re doing bot testing

[gloomy roost]

Oh

[grizzled meadow]

I'm doing*

[swift scarab]

Wait

[grizzled meadow]

[swift scarab]

Lemmie try it in a sentence

[gloomy roost]

He's gonna block the n word

[zenith grove]

i am too stupid for that shit

[grizzled meadow]

It's just that word (for now and probably forever)

[swift scarab]

Yup

[grizzled meadow]

Yeah it's blocked

[clear prism]

This is quite the ex-pedition

[grizzled meadow]

[swift scarab]

Noice

[grizzled meadow]

That's obvious

[clear prism]

🤷‍♂️

[gloomy roost]

A expedited process

[mortal violet]

Wtf man

[swift scarab]

Lmao

[zenith grove]

the automod messages are only visible to staff ?

[swift scarab]

Why is the bot talking in Italian

And yes

[clear prism]

Nah, we can see it too

[zenith grove]

[swift scarab]

The person who gets the message blocked sees it

[placid sail]

e x p e d i t i o n

[placid sail]

get bent bot

[clear prism]

I see the other ones too 😂

[lavish dragon]

expeditions

[zenith grove]

oh no...

[placid sail]

I can see them too

also what the hell gtanil are you using light theme?

[zenith grove]

your discord theme fits expedition perfectly

[grizzled meadow]

Because I'm italian

[swift scarab]

Understandable, my apologies

[lavish dragon]

No way

[swift scarab]

[grizzled meadow]

It's basically part of the server lore at this point

[mortal violet]

loopholed

[swift scarab]

I’m going to break pasta in half now

You can’t stop me

[placid sail]

widely spread falsification

[mortal violet]

@mortal violet

[mortal violet]

YO

[eager quest]

bro?

[swift scarab]

HAH

[lavish dragon]

expeditions

[swift scarab]

THE CHAOS IS BEGINNING

[arctic kraken]

Eepedition

[grizzled meadow]

I'm keeping the notification just for the memes

[arctic kraken]

Eexpediyion

[grizzled meadow]

I can always disable it

And just have you the "this thing was blocked"

[mortal violet]

Falco how do I use @mortal violet with gamma pls

[placid sail]

brainfart is finally having outlet for that flirting with the law kink

[grizzled meadow]

Again it's just for the funi meme + I really want to try out AutoMod since it's not new

[swift scarab]

Wait

Better idea

[lavish dragon]

I like going on expeditions

[grizzled meadow]

I'm waiting for that reshade

Then I'll have an answer for it

[mortal violet]

Wtf do you mean

[swift scarab]

Make it a super common word we use instead of expedotion

Like Stalker

[grizzled meadow]

Look in #╟🎑reshades or #╟📸screenshots

[mortal violet]

I already posted it

[grizzled meadow]

I don't remember where I've talked with a dude about Expedition

[mortal violet]

And said how to use it

[grizzled meadow]

My man

That nickname is already confusing you

My english is bad but come on

[mortal violet]

Oh

[grizzled meadow]

Eh

[mortal violet]

I SEE

[grizzled meadow]

[swift scarab]

To be fair, a funny lore thing would be to censor any words about the C-Consciousness

[mortal violet]

I'm a little slow today

[lavish dragon]

Falco is dumb

[grizzled meadow]

Yeah I know

Again, funny meme, nothing else

[stone blade]

wow

[grizzled meadow]

Expedition

Yeah I can say it

Not fair

[grizzled meadow]

[swift scarab]

Rats

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/i-ask-for-funding-for-my-own-expedition-give-me-money-free-money-fund-me-need-money-gif-16003446

[arctic kraken]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/855178548460388394/996504335359955034/certifiednoautotune.mp4

[swift scarab]

Checkmate

[grizzled meadow]

Try expedition now

[swift scarab]

Bet

[grizzled meadow]

Good job AutoMod

[placid sail]

expedition deez nuts

[grizzled meadow]

The meme is gone

Too late

[lavish dragon]

Automod will singlehandedly destroy brainfart

[placid sail]

also, the only thing that comes to mind with the word is underrail

[swift scarab]

Well, that’s my first mute taken care of

[placid sail]

what expedition has to do with gamma?

[grizzled meadow]

It's like a mod pack with graphical stuff in it

It's not compatible with GAMMA

[placid sail]

I see, thanks

[mortal violet]

https://tenor.com/view/mod-purge-discord-mods-i-hate-this-server-moderation-team-mods-gif-25676559

[eager quest]

i am going on an expedition

[lavish dragon]

Sexpedition 😏

[clear prism]

;)

[mortal violet]

wonder if there's tinder in the zone

[plucky void]

no, just grindr

[mortal violet]

even better

[stone blade]

❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

[placid sail]

blowdr

[stone blade]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-ладно-кот-zxc-gif-24825030

[scenic sable]

Falco pls

[stone blade]

automod the best mod

[arctic kraken]

I'm joining monolith

To take down this server for mod abuse

[arctic kraken]

Monolit.

[lavish dragon]

Vrag man monolitza

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/493156996644864001/996838909692629052/wiggles_your_balls-1.mov

[swift scarab]

I knew it all along

The cats are anomalies

[real tinsel]

@placid sail i found an rp server in mordhau

and basically everything you said about russians being toxic as fuck was proven true

[night sail]

the cats are the artefax

[eager quest]

u didnt believe that?

[swift scarab]

I used to be part of one of the big rp clans, good times

[real tinsel]

i sort of did but i never encountered them myself

[real tinsel]

might be because i never really play with russians

[real tinsel]

in mordhau?

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920524924756574218/995401610425548981/gonzales.mp4

[placid sail]

yeah well not exactly getting anything out of shaming my own kind, it's just how they usually are

[real tinsel]

some of them were good and actually rpd

the others just randomly killed me and then kicked me for no reason

i was trying to make a living by being a больница

[placid sail]

that's the saddest part really

[placid sail]

huh?

you mean you've been a medic?

[swift scarab]

Me as a Merc when I see an unsupervised Duty member in the woods