#🎪bruh-fart
wide bough
pastel quartz
np
wide bough
grizzled meadow
Next time ping me if I'm not around
pastel quartz
Alright noted
gloomy roost
Thank you for pointing it out
was it the german soldier one?
plucky void
op as fuck
onyx birch
heady crow
swift scarab
I wish I had a neighbor like this
plucky void
the only acceptable reaction
grizzled meadow
the only acceptable reaction
Flork my beloved
lavish dragon
Flork my beloved
How did you become a mod in this server? I'm curious
grizzled meadow
How did you become a mod in this server? I'm curious
5 minutes and I'll tell you
real tinsel
he was a mod before this server was created
plucky void
he was a mod before this server was created
chicken came before the egg?
lavish dragon
In the land before time
real tinsel
falco came before gamma
lavish dragon
Falco springs eternal
real tinsel
@placid sail is gonna love this
placid sail
<@231842552729305098> is gonna love this
I liked that
wide bough
gloomy roost
swift scarab
If it means more then the two bloodsuckers I’ve already killed, might be too spooky
heady crow
<@231842552729305098> is gonna love this
Did he like it?
glad kelp
Mang my head hurts like hell
swift scarab
We may never know
glad kelp
And i feel dead
heady crow
glad kelp
Haha penis
upbeat bobcat
swift scarab
Like i literally feel as if i just burned 200 braincells
Brain scorcher moment
gloomy roost
Crystal always in pain
plucky void
literally Dr House
plucky void
it's ok just don't shake it too ha- 💥
grizzled meadow
How did you become a mod in this server? I'm curious
I think I joined the server when GAMMA was booming, a lot of people were just discovering it, the server has always been active but few (like you) stayed to deepen "acquaintances" with other active people or just to fuck around, there are a lot of people who join this server just to stay in #🎪bruh-fart, to then forget about the rest of the server
But back to me, I joined the server probably around January this year, maybe even earlier, I don't know
In the beginning I had almost the same problems that everyone still has now, "why did Moddb blocked me?", "why do I crash if I have X mods?" and all that stuff
It was a constant bugfix about whatever because many things were "obscure" to us, including the Moddb block
Even now it's like that but compared to before, it's another world, now GAMMA is much more stable, less bugs, etc.
The installation was, and still is, very easy to perform, but many people couldn't figure out what to do anyway
From there, combined with my proverbial wasting of time, I started to help everybody, because I already knew what they had to do and what the problem was.
Back in the day (if I remember correctly) the only other moderator was Iedy (whom I saw infrequently and still see infrequently 
), Grok worked on GAMMA and occasionally looked at the server, he was much more present (not that he isn't now)
Aside from Grok and a few other users, I was the "only one" that helped consistently, from there I started doing it pretty much daily, like I do now
Grok noticed this and asked me if I wanted to be a moderator, quoting him literally: "It just gives you more recognition and a bit more power to manage other user messages", which is what I always said as well today, I'm a moderator because my words have "a bit more power" nothing more, nothing less.
I didn't even intend to be a moderator, it never crossed my mind but considering my being in here 24/7, I said "why not."
pastel quartz
Official GAMMA lore
severe linden
glad kelp
I think I joined the server when GAMMA was booming, a lot of people were just di...
You have this somewhere in your clipboard i fucken know it
grizzled meadow
You have this somewhere in your clipboard i fucken know it
Nope
glad kelp
You didn't say this ONCE
glad kelp
But trice
grizzled meadow
Nope
glad kelp
Huh
glad kelp
Hm
swift scarab
Is it safe to say the controller after the miracle machine scared the shite out of me
glad kelp
Well alr lol
glad kelp
Is it safe to say the controller after the miracle machine scared the shite out ...
Me who literally denies fear and weakness: wdym?
glad kelp
Now tell me what the fuck is an omisexual
Some kind of multisexuality
grizzled meadow
You youngster always inventing new words
glad kelp
It's like being pan but in tiny extra steps
grizzled meadow
Behold, we had the multiverse, now we have the multisexuality
plucky void
Official GAMMA lore
bass-boosted "somebody that I used to know" starts playing in the background
glad kelp
Lemme just google
grizzled meadow
It's like being pan but in tiny extra steps
So are you pan or not?
I don't get the "extra steps"
Like, you need to become one in tiny extra steps or you already are one with extra stuff in it
plucky void
Is it safe to say the controller after the miracle machine scared the shite out ...
Told you to wait till after you disabled it 
plucky void
Now tell me what the fuck is an omisexual
pansexuality but with a different name so they feel a bit more special
swift scarab
The burer didn’t even scare me because he sounded like an angry fat man in the bathroom which I found funny
plucky void
also what happenedto "omni", everyone's using "omi" instead now?
glad kelp
I don't get the "extra steps"
Like, you need to become one in tiny extra steps ...
Just read
swift scarab
also what happenedto "omni", everyone's using "omi" instead now?
Efficiency
glad kelp
I know it is fucken confusing
And it is very common that this lgbtq stuff is because they just keep making MORE
plucky void
this is some mental gymnastics
plucky void
And it is very common that this lgbtq stuff is because they just keep making MOR...
that's what makes it hard for me to take most of it seriously tbh
grizzled meadow
Just read
"Attracted to those of all gender identities and sexual orientations"... so like, man and female, like a bisexual
glad kelp
Yeah basically
plucky void
no need to create 30 billion different sexualities
fading shuttle
you can just not swing aswell
plucky void
that, too
plucky void
I forgor about that because I'm a degenerate driven by hormones
placid sail
this is some mental gymnastics
yo new patchnote pog
glad kelp
Lmfaooo
plucky void
I cackled out loud like an idiot and now my brother's dog is barking
placid sail
I'm telling you, they needed to nerf pansexuals for a long time already
glad kelp
I'm telling you, they needed to nerf pansexuals for a long time already
Man they gotta fix the internet generally bruv
Your
Ugly
starts dancing
wide bough
you can just not swing aswell
Literally me!!!1!!1
plucky void
fading shuttle
make some more
swift scarab
I’d think I’m hallucinating from it looking too nice
heady crow
Oh and also this
Does remind me of a screenshot from stalker 2
glad kelp
Damn daniel
Also can i still have those 5 euros? xd
Actually
I'm going to damn slee0
heady crow
Does remind me of a screenshot from stalker 2
clear prism
Ah yes, nothing like some good old sleep to start the day
Oh, did everyone already head off to sleep?
heady crow
clear prism
The fuck
swift scarab
Gotta love having to avoid the gunfire of loners in order to talk to the ecologists as a mercenary
placid sail
they've come all that way to yantar/jupiter to give you little ammo and consumables and perhaps some good parts they have, and you're just going to avoid them and their gunfire?
cherish their simple little lives
and then take them
clear prism
@placid sail
clear prism
Name one
placid sail
naming myself @placid sail
clear prism
I wonder what the next step in your evolution will be
placid sail
also sitting in brainfart which gives me untold power without any repercussions
clear prism
Ah yes, being able to say midget without the deadly glare of mods upon us
lavish dragon
Wait that's not allowed/discouraged?
placid sail
wait is midget a forbidden word
fading shuttle
Ah yes, being able to say midget without the deadly glare of mods upon us
watch out, the pocket princes might hear
clear prism
You see, there is this myth that exists
Foretold before Discord existed!
If you say the word "midget" at a certain time, three times in a row
heady crow
clear prism
You will be granted unimaginable power
The mods are, if I may be so brash, basically templars that guard this realm from such powers
So whoever dared this, was swiftly met with their wrath
placid sail
my power grows
heady crow
@placid sail
Dude i stg jerma is so out of pocket ppl create captions to fit his clips and not the other way around
heady crow
placid sail
and death at the end
swift scarab
they've come all that way to yantar/jupiter to give you little ammo and consumab...
Small update, yes I had to kill them all
placid sail
Small update, yes I had to kill them all
of course you had to! not killing them would be a waste of zone's bounties!
it's like finding a perfectly fine half a can of beer in the trash and not drinking it
placid sail
What if I’m not an alcoholic
don't be so inconsiderate, you can share it with somebody
placid sail
*proceeds to die to a flying snork*
smack lips what a rotten way to die.
heady crow
@grizzled meadow can you confirm this?
mortal violet
really?! can i try
heady crow
Well you can
swift scarab
mortal violet
the n-word
heady crow
clear prism
Lol
arctic kraken
No gamer words.
I'm gonna say the n word
Because I'm a gamer
And that means I can use the gamer word
swift scarab
Hmm, it would seem after about half an hour of constant gunfire, 15+ duty and loners dead, and running out of ammo, that mercs don’t belong in rostok
gloomy roost
scenic sable
Oh wow.. How I want that right now.
scenic sable
You wouldn't be able to stay near NCR people at all.
placid sail
I was talking about guys dancing with mutes just for the sake of it, not the new vegas mod
swift scarab
Good, all the more reason to join the legion
placid sail
or is that somehow connected
you know what, don't answer, I'm too sleepy to understand anyway
today was a fruitful day for stacking my idiotic power
peace brainpoop
swift scarab
Killed enough people in rostok that my game eventually crashed, 10/10 would cause chaos again
scenic sable
Daily reminder that publishers cannot be trusted. (see bottom of image)
proven crown
gloomy roost
Daily reminder that publishers cannot be trusted. (see bottom of image)
Ah yes, Ubisoft.
My non-beloved. 
And EA
Buying Black and White's studio
And doing nothing with it
But that happens a lot apparently
plucky void
Daily reminder that publishers cannot be trusted. (see bottom of image)
Surprised it lasted this long to be honest
plucky void
And doing nothing with it
I think Black & White 2 was after EA acquired Lionhead, no?
molyneux turned into a hack tho... if EA hadn't bought them, they'd have closed shop sooner
and apparently it was Microsoft who bought Lionhead and took them out to pasture
plucky void
um... yesn't?
gloomy roost
I haven't finished the latest Fable
plucky void
it's got a lot of godsim featuers
gloomy roost
Feat. gunpowder™️
plucky void
I haven't finished the latest Fable
I only ever played the original
gloomy roost
Ya chicken chaser
plucky void
the fact that 2 was xbox only just killed my interest
when 3 was announced for PC I was like "what's the fucking point"
microsoft is impossibly dumb in that regard
or used to be
swift scarab
Welp, I just made it into Radar, I’ll probably get to the Scorcher for the first time tomorrow
Is slep time
mortal violet
you're in for an interesting time
swift scarab
Seeing as right before I did my final save, I saw a monolith legend that was #5 on the leaderboard, I agree
urban ocean
Daily reminder that publishers cannot be trusted. (see bottom of image)
The worst part. It only affects pc. Console versions aren't being touched.
ripe ibex
Poor anno players
glad kelp
Da
real tinsel
Did he like it?
#🎪bruh-fart message
i think he did but i can't really tell
upbeat bobcat
glad kelp
Also i think those poisonous berries are taking effect at first now
Thus bringing me to the feeling of sickness
real tinsel
eat kefir
upbeat bobcat
Eat a kâfir
real tinsel
you could do that as well
glad kelp
What's that?
real tinsel
but make sure to cook them first
glad kelp
Was is kefir
upbeat bobcat
real tinsel
yogurt has some antibacterial bullshit that helps with food poisoning
upbeat bobcat
yogurt has some antibacterial bullshit that helps with food poisoning
Depends on which yoghurt they have
upbeat bobcat
Europeans love their fake sweet yoghurts
real tinsel
Depends on which yoghurt they have
why does this have more dislikes, it's true
i meant to reply to the image
upbeat bobcat
If it's the traditional yoghurt we have, yes it's good when taking also taking vitamins but yeah
real tinsel
how do you even make a fake yogurt
upbeat bobcat
i meant to reply to the image
Who knows
Bruh, if you put so many sweeteners and wannabe fake fruits in there, not even considering preservatives. all natural shit goes to waste
real tinsel
never had one of those
glad kelp
I agree
real tinsel
only true man yogurt
glad kelp
Like those sweeteners including the other shit makes me sick then no wonder
upbeat bobcat
"Our" traditional yoghurt is the natural one where's only made from milk but most of the world doesn't even know about that "yoghurt", for them, it's just a sweet fruity thing.
Ours is rather salty than anything near sweet and a bit sour.
real tinsel
what the fuck crystal
upbeat bobcat
True natural yoghurt is like this
real tinsel
True natural yoghurt is like this
ours is more liquid
upbeat bobcat
Yeah, this yoghurt is a big part of our meal tradition
Can go with anything salty, sweet even corn flakes
real tinsel
i've had turkish yogurt, tastes exactly like ours except yours is way thicker
pastel quartz
upbeat bobcat
i've had turkish yogurt, tastes exactly like ours except yours is way thicker
I'd imagine it would be close enough yeah
And there's ayran which is just a godsend thing 
Made from yoghurt
real tinsel
where's the green stuff
upbeat bobcat
Wha
real tinsel
it's not ayran without the green stuff in it you mongrel
i don't know what they're called in english
real tinsel
tasteless cockroaches
upbeat bobcat
real tinsel
You mean cacık
no i mean ayran
upbeat bobcat
You mean these
real tinsel
no
upbeat bobcat
If you don't have a proper taste, then I can't help you mang
You don't have to keep mixing shit
glad kelp
Everyone their own
upbeat bobcat
yea
upbeat bobcat
Cacık can be completely liquid or a bit thick like this
real tinsel
i'm gonna keep calling it ayran, cacik sounds retarded
upbeat bobcat
Just like you
real tinsel
rude
real tinsel
this is at least 5 years old
upbeat bobcat
Nice, I didn't know.
Just a random meme
5 years ago tho
Where my money meant a thing
upbeat bobcat
still no idea why though
Because we bought S400's, because US was against Russian tech but they also weren't selling us Patriot system.
Yeah, it's stupid like that.
And now we can't use s400's because of extra shit might happen.
stone blade
alo
placid sail
it is him, pepe man
narrow lotus
hello
upbeat bobcat
glad kelp
gloomy roost
glad kelp
pure kelp
gloomy roost
gloomy roost
placid sail
that's the plan
upbeat bobcat
Bruh I was like at balcony and phone was on max sound lmaooooooooooo
placid sail
Bruh I was like at balcony and phone was on max sound lmaooooooooooo
now all of Turkey knows you got jelly beans
plucky void
upbeat bobcat
now all of Turkey knows you got jelly beans
Shame on me
stone blade
did you know that in order to play the role of an insane and mentally depressed person
in the movie joker Joaquin was tasked with dissasembling a AN-94 Nikonov
glad kelp
Bro
My sister stole 10 euros from me
Literally sneaky ass bitch took 10 euros out of my wallet
plucky void
casus belli
glad kelp
Fucking germany
eager quest
ok then theres nothing i would know
glad kelp
I was keeping money for a game
upbeat bobcat
get jacked
glad kelp
I should have never told them about it.
upbeat bobcat
stone blade
keep yo wallet next to you man
glad kelp
She's gonna get that money back and i don't care how she will do it
stone blade
the fk
radiant grove
Literally sneaky ass bitch took 10 euros out of my wallet
kill her
radiant grove
epic troll
glad kelp
We do a copius ammount of trolling
glad kelp
"It's not overchartet you're just BAD"
placid sail
yeees yeeessss moooore
glad kelp
Wtf
plucky void
placid sail
my power grows tenfold
upbeat bobcat
clear prism
I have a better idea
I have a much better idea
glad kelp
What.
upbeat bobcat
I have a much better idea
No I
clear prism
But that depends on how you answer this question
clear prism
How old is she?
glad kelp
15
clear prism
Ahh
glad kelp
Yeah i know.
glad kelp
I was gonna put her to court
clear prism
😂
upbeat bobcat
||You can just ship her to Japan and she'll adapt||
clear prism
Oh goodness no
clear prism
I would not wish that upon my worst enemy
upbeat bobcat
Career choices
upbeat bobcat
Once you are 12, career path opens
clear prism
upbeat bobcat
Welp
clear prism
Apparently it is around 16 and 18 now so rip that career choice 🤣
swift scarab
Hehe parental consent
wide bough
upbeat bobcat
Apparently it is around 16 and 18 now so rip that career choice 🤣
Traditional people doesn't care about new changes you know
clear prism
Traditional people doesn't care about new changes you know
This is true
Man, that just reminded me of something
Oh fuck
swift scarab
Me and the boys sitting outside radar with our psyhelmets
upbeat bobcat
GooOdDAmNiT BooBBY
clear prism
@foggy mantle
foggy mantleBOT
Hi! My prefix here is p!
clear prism
😂
swift scarab
Dammit Bobby I told you not to turn the Brain Scorcher back on
upbeat bobcat
This Spicy air ain't that bad i'll tell you hwat
swift scarab
Kerosene, and kerosene accessories
plucky void
https://tenor.com/view/cuh-old-man-gif-22853886
give me rent
upbeat bobcat
swift scarab
Me when the singular zombie survived a point blank lapua round to the chest
upbeat bobcat
glad kelp
Apparently it is around 16 and 18 now so rip that career choice 🤣
Still have an option to later on put her to court
clear prism
Still have an option to later on put her to court
I doubt any court will do anything about 10 euros
However
upbeat bobcat
Speaking of chaos
clear prism
It depends on what she did with those 10 euros
swift scarab
You can’t stop me
clear prism
If droog? Then yes
upbeat bobcat
You can’t stop me
You busta Coarl
glad kelp
Whatabout the police? -_-
swift scarab
They can’t un-zombie powder the stalker
upbeat bobcat
cops gonna be like
swift scarab
clear prism
Polizei: Wat labberst du, Junge?
clear prism
Ze poopenfarten
swift scarab
I prefer the panzerfaust
upbeat bobcat
upbeat bobcat
I prefer the panzerfaust
Krankenwagen is ambulance
swift scarab
Krankenwagen is ambulance
And the panzerfaust is a faster way to see god
upbeat bobcat
Krank is sick or injured
swift scarab
:>
clear prism
Base building???
upbeat bobcat
Look what grok added in <#920428335509692466>
Yup, I was playing guitar, now it's piano time
Not a "base"
Just a room or smn
clear prism
Imma settle right into Pripyat Theatre as Bandit
swift scarab
Kek
clear prism
🤝
glad kelp
Polizei: Wat labberst du, Junge?
I will make this work somehow
clear prism
Ayo, @placid sail evolved
clear prism
I will make this work somehow
I mean hey, you can always opt for a different kind of punishment
placid sail
yeah, one crystal's syster rant alone gave me so much power I almost passed out
glad kelp
I am
clear prism
She does owe you 10 euros now, basically
glad kelp
She ows me more then that already -_-
clear prism
Even better
glad kelp
Yep
clear prism
Here is a quick guide on what to use:
glad kelp
She will never pay me this money unless i involve enough people
clear prism
Obviously you have not explored the options of emotional manipulation
glad kelp
And she's gonna be like "oh no i am so innocent i would never do that"
glad kelp
Obviously you have not explored the options of emotional manipulation
Why would i do that
And hpw do i do that
swift scarab
Obviously you have not explored the options of emotional manipulation
Better idea
clear prism
Why would i do that
There is nothing more satisfying then breaking someone for having wronged you
glad kelp
Well
clear prism
And honestly, it is rather difficult to pull off
glad kelp
True
clear prism
With the proper guidance, it is a rewarding method that will pay off greatly
glad kelp
Tell me
placid sail
With the proper guidance, it is a rewarding method that will pay off greatly
could you please not guide naive youth into the darkest of paths a human can choose, thank you
glad kelp
could you please not guide naive youth into the darkest of paths a human can cho...
Why is that your business smh
placid sail
Why is that your business smh
because you're speaking it out loud in brainfart you dumdum
not like I slided into your dms
glad kelp
True
clear prism
Oh, speaking of sliding into DMs
glad kelp
I guess we can continue this convo in dms then gtanil
clear prism
I guess we can continue this convo in dms then gtanil
Nah, it is better you find your own methods. I would rather not be on the receiving end of an SEK raid
placid sail
and while gtanil is probably very ironic (I hope so) you're may be impressed into very harmful way of thinking
placid sail
so my duty of an idle retard is to intervene
glad kelp
and while gtanil is probably very ironic (I hope so) you're may be impressed int...
I can already be harmful
glad kelp
You just don't know it
glad kelp
I am a strategist
Napoleon was one, but way to of a lunatic
placid sail
what am I doing with my life
placid sail
true
glad kelp
clear prism
Man, I truly miss bz11k and Crystal reaper
RIP the two OG broskis
YOO
ARMA 3 SOG PRAIRE UPDATE
THE FAL IS HERE
glad kelp
where xbox version?
plucky void
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/851252755968425984/996128857721675857/unk...
be not afraid
placid sail
be not afraid
I am hungry
plucky void
Hi hungry
placid sail
plucky void
I'm MBOmnis
placid sail
speaking of hungry
plucky void
ducc
lavish dragon
@grizzled meadow
upbeat bobcat
<@237635783249494016>
glad kelp
Hm
placid sail
I'd be greatly ashamed to poke fun at Falco with another pasta man meme which he's seen for a million times already but I think he doesn't mind
but we gotta set the borderline
no actual spaghetti breaking in half
glad kelp
But i do that
placid sail
your hypothetical italian family would disown you
and then you would go to a pasta jail
lavish dragon
Women 🤮
placid sail
now I'm having a strong deja vu too
placid sail
what an oddly specific meme
plucky void
I don't get it
fading shuttle
german internet bad?
plucky void
placid sail
how could you mayo
clear prism
german internet bad?
I can confirm, German internet bad
heady crow
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/798672521390063626/996127771317243954/unk...
😳 😳 😳
fading shuttle
stone blade
heady crow
echo slate
slim osprey
stone blade
literally me
clear prism
Thousands of nameless goons vs your fellow broskis
stone blade
I think its me
real tinsel
oh shit
stone blade
its literally me
clear prism
You never realized?
stone blade
how can someone not recognise me
clear prism
Bro, literally the first thing I noticed 😂
real tinsel
you changed your name how was i supposed to recognize you at first
clear prism
The silent transformation was not that difficult to miss 🤣
stone blade
hi
real tinsel
i see you've changed your name
stone blade
ye
real tinsel
didn't recognize you there a tfirst
stone blade
its me
real tinsel
ivan?!
is that you
9van@fivekov
almost didn't recognize you there
i knew you were reminding me of someone
real tinsel
who are you
real tinsel
i don't know an ivan sorry
upbeat bobcat
gold
clear prism
At this point, I am convinced people can just post a picture of anything and call it a meme
clear prism
You are a funny picture
upbeat bobcat
Is this Kha
real tinsel
no my head is full bald
plush geyser
if I had 3 bullets in stalker I'd shoot Sidorovich 3 times
real tinsel
i'd shoot myself in the head once
clear prism
If I had 3 bullets, I would be surprised because bullets are hard to get in Germany
stone blade
my grandpa has a buckshot belt
theres aboug 15 on there
its cool
bout to leg meta some mfs
upbeat bobcat
my grandpa has a buckshot belt
You are Bulgar, buckshot shells are minimum standard
fierce fog
Pepe
clear prism
Uh oh
placid sail
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/977570738133413889/996464165373878342/292...
very fake and gay
or so I'd like to hope
upbeat bobcat
Go away boomer
stone blade
The "aaah" at the end gets me
upbeat bobcat
slim osprey
real tinsel
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/813254518749134868/996350942435889232/v09...
i know people who would do this
mayor is one of them
plucky void
stone blade
Almost finished downloading CP
that can be taken out of context very very hard
plucky void
that can be taken out of context very very hard
yeah... that's a very dangerous thing to say without the proper context
stone blade
yeah... that's a very dangerous thing to say without the proper context
because its so hard to just type cyberpunk
plucky void
:v
stone blade
true
upbeat bobcat
Can be cumbercock
placid sail
capture points!
upbeat bobcat
cyberjunk
placid sail
also colossal penis
upbeat bobcat
cybermonki
placid sail
criminal pasta
plucky void
Captain Picard
placid sail
Call Pete!
real tinsel
cock penis
placid sail
nay, your torturous existence continues
upbeat bobcat
plucky void
<:ENDME:789195230687264839>
upbeat bobcat
That's okay I might be getting an R5 5600 soon
plucky void
placid sail
wait you're actually having fun?
upbeat bobcat
Then I'll sell my GPU to buy a new 6000 series one
upbeat bobcat
Dude I always have fun
Especially playing aram
Where the fuck are you tho, been a long time
Ayo we got French
Ivan where you at, this dude needs you
stone blade
placid sail
Where the fuck are you tho, been a long time
been streaming shit for my homies and watching tamto, but dw, I'll be back in the hellhole
real tinsel
been streaming shit for my homies and watching tamto, but dw, I'll be back in th...
what do you stream
stone blade
he streams his cock
placid sail
what do you stream
rimjob and dragon cock: inquisition
stone blade
COCK
swift scarab
placid sail
i'll watch
please don't, you won't derive any pleasure out of that
swift scarab
It’s not about the pleasure
real tinsel
haha i don't derive any pleasure out of anything
placid sail
my friends are only watching because it is a sort of a hostage situation
swift scarab
real tinsel
including sex
real tinsel
my penis legit refuses to get up
real tinsel
soft
gloomy roost
placid sail
bye Skully 
real tinsel
tell me what your favorite skull is before you go
clear prism
Ah yes, the CIA
gloomy roost
tell me what your favorite skull is before you go
The Caucasoid, it looks the most cynical.
stone blade
thank god
upbeat bobcat
I'd play for a dollar
placid sail
the range of things I'd do for a thousand dollars is wide and not entirely legal
clear prism
Reminds me of those "Would you slap this duck for 1 Mil dollars?"
Other communities be like "No, never!"
#🎪bruh-fart dwellers: I would eat that duck alive for 1k
real tinsel
1k of what
placid sail
<#920016996752564286> dwellers: **I would eat that duck alive for 1k**
I wouldn't
ducks are cute
animals are, in general
but slapping, yeah, sure
real tinsel
ah, a man of princips
placid sail
those assholes are gonna attack you either way, might as well give them a reason to
upbeat bobcat
1k of what
dicks
placid sail
so, not attached to something
what would you do with all those dicks
real tinsel
nothing
just seems cool to have 1k dicks laying around
i'd have like one of those perpetually locked rooms that grannies have and never let their grandkids or anyone in and i'd put all my dicks in there
after i pass and people find me laying dead in my apartment they'd come to check on me and search the house then find my dick room
placid sail
so you'd eaten alive a duck, giving it horrible shock, suffering and eventually, death, just for the sake of having a big amount of dicks, which are also probably perishable, so will just rot eventually, making duck's demise ultimately pointless?
real tinsel
yeah pretty much
i'll kill myself before the dicks rot so that the duck's demise isn't ultimately pointless and only mildly pointless
placid sail
that's a free level up for me baby
real tinsel
how do you level up
real tinsel
you should've been galgamesh the ultimate idiot by now if that's how you level up
placid sail
the system is designed with brainfart in mind
it's like fucking korean mmorpg
you wouldn't believe the amounts
real tinsel
the only time i played an mmorpg was probably in like 2013-2014
real tinsel
had my first sugar mommy then
she'd buy me items in the game
i never asked for them but she bought them anyway
placid sail
lmao you little slut
placid sail
though I got to admit I've been on a minecraft server where the moderators where playing with everyone else while having godly powers
and I've hanged around with one of them who would torture me in different ways
but sometimes I got to use god's wrath and benevolence for my gains
real tinsel
what were your gains
placid sail
gifts of resources and items, occasional free teleportations, several successful assassinations of my enemies
at least it's what I remember
real tinsel
damn i can't remember having enemies in any minecraft server i've played in
how did you even make enemies in minecraft
gloomy roost
Tfw no doting support mommy 
placid sail
it's like dota and cs;go had a hatefuck while being horribly drunk in a dirty forsaken motel in the middle of the desert
and all that hate, madness, bad manners, absolute zero of empathy, purposeless, hopelessness has turned into ru minecraft players
also most of them was really, reeeeeeally young
like, "I'm surprised that discord is called pedo central and not ru minecraft" young
real tinsel
like, "I'm surprised that discord is called pedo central and not ru minecraft" y...
jesus
placid sail
lemme describe you the usual routine, the life cycle of a usual player on a big public minecraft server
firstly, the spawn is either on complete lockdown and beautiful and also full of advertisements of paid server features, or it's a utter fucking mess of levitating smudges of buildings, trees, ground, like some kind of sick god sneezed on a city really hard and froze the time
if it's the first one, the spawn if full of fucking stupid children, who spam everything and everyone with begging for resources, obscenities and aggression
real tinsel
firstly, the spawn is either on complete lockdown and beautiful and also full of...
first one is mostly the new servers. I remember playing in the old god sneeze servers
placid sail
if it's the second one, and after you live the borders of a first one, you're usually a free game for either donaters or old players who will hunt you down just for the sake of it over, and over, and over again
real tinsel
back then i think pretty much all of them were god sneezes
placid sail
provided the server has a PVP, of course
and god fucking forbid that server has a proximity voip support (there were few such gems)
real tinsel
if it's the second one, and after you live the borders of a first one, you're us...
huh, never had an experience like that in russian servers
placid sail
otherwise your ears will ring from those spiking, very high-pitched, screaming voices of degenerates around you
pastel quartz
placid sail
huh, never had an experience like that in russian servers
you had it lucky, I guess
also, most of the players aren't actually playing Minercraft, they're playing the game "get riches by doing nothing or close to nothing or die trying"
they will try to acquire whatever they can by begging, stealing, backstabbing, buying with real money, any way BUT playing the game and obtaining them by themselves
and when they finally do, they realise that they have no purpose anymore and leave the game bored lol
often giving away everything to other goblins begging for resources and waiting to take their place
it was SO FASCINATING to observe those little troglodytes
a bit suddening, but still very interesting and fun
real tinsel
you had some weird experiences man
mine was just running around until i find a flat enough place to build my base on and then just mining and building stuff
placid sail
eventually I've found a small comfy server with actual people, and some private ones with a whitelist
placid sail
mine was just running around until i find a flat enough place to build my base o...
are you sure that wasn't a singleplayer my guy?
scenic sable
Sounds like someone describing Minecraft.
placid sail
Sounds like someone describing Minecraft.
*russian public minecraft servers, your experience may wary
gloomy roost
I'd like to try the heavy mods of MC
scenic sable
I knew it. 
gloomy roost
But don't know if I'd do it solo.
placid sail
and it was a while ago, so maybe things've changed
placid sail
I'd like to try the heavy mods of MC
new all the mods is cool
and it is so optimised you don't actually need a NASA computer to play it
real tinsel
nah my potato couldn't run it
gloomy roost
But I'd atleast want to try MCE
placid sail
I know RLCraft is big
wouldn't advice that unless you're experienced and enjoy pain
placid sail
nah my potato couldn't run it
the only thing your computer runs is
out of time
badum tss
real tinsel
it runs other games pretty good
placid sail
runescape?
real tinsel
it runs dishonored at 60 fps on max graphics 1080p
i have no other reference at the time
placid sail
bullshit
real tinsel
i forgot others
placid sail
real tinsel
it also ran fallout 4 on 60 fps but i forgot the settings
for some reason it shits itself in modded minecraft
even in a 1.7.10 modpack like project ozone 2
placid sail
because modded minecraft is as optimised as your diet and can be used as a benchmark for high-end computers
clear prism
You guys still play Minecraft?
upbeat bobcat
placid sail
coughs blood that's lit XD
swift scarab
It’s clearly the Wish Granter using a more effective luring method
upbeat bobcat
Rather than bath water
clear prism
If Monolit starts playing Drip Age of Wars, I would join them
swift scarab
To be fair, every time I kill a monolith,my character says one of the new mercenary voice lines, so I’d say nah
upbeat bobcat
Someone modded the background labs thing to CBT Wiki
clear prism
CBT.
upbeat bobcat
Yes, repeating over and over again
placid sail
Someone modded the background labs thing to CBT Wiki
you mean the ambient wobbly sound of psy fuckery?
clear prism
To be fair, every time I kill a monolith,my character says one of the new mercen...
Actually yes, now that I think about it, I am not going to join them either
upbeat bobcat
I suppose
clear prism
I heard they are secretly femboys
clear prism
No, I play Loners so I can kill Mercs
swift scarab
I’ll find another someday
swift scarab
Eh, doesn’t mean much to me because my laptop is too bad to play Tarkov
clear prism
Well, a mix between BEARs and Scav lines
swift scarab
upbeat bobcat
clear prism
Gamer laptop
swift scarab
I prefer hearing an angry American say he’s going to kill everyone he sees when I dome a Mono in the head
clear prism
They should have a voiceline where this is being read out
placid sail
I suppose
I would much prefer to swap weirdo geezer voice of CNPP with ram ranch
that thing is so annoying
IDI KO MNE STALKER
swift scarab
They should have a voiceline where this is being read out
Guy says Loner best faction at the end, opinion rejected
clear prism
Guy says Loner best faction at the end, opinion rejected
It is true, though
You have radiation symbol as patch
clear prism
You become the radiation
quartz saffron
swift scarab
I have no need for radiation, only bullets
clear prism
https://tenor.com/view/didnt-ask-plus-youre-female-gif-20548291
When Zyzz music kicks in
Cringe
clear prism
Mercs are lootboxes, bro
upbeat bobcat
I'd be your merc but
clear prism
🤨
upbeat bobcat
swift scarab
Mercs are lootboxes, bro
Death be upon ye
clear prism
Death be upon ye
swift scarab
How dare
clear prism
swift scarab
Time to take advantage of your weakness, emergency legos
placid sail
once again, everyone be hating on my merc homies
clear prism