Lot of screamers in the community "MY GAME DON'T LAUNCH PLS FIX" types
#🎪bruh-fart
upbeat bobcat
They "report" everything
AI is a big part of any SWAT game and if you want immersive without cringe I'll take single player all day.
burnt roost
Lot of screamers in the community "MY GAME DON'T LAUNCH PLS FIX" types
this is a catastrophy
"I bought your product can you be my mom now" ^^
upbeat bobcat
People trying to roleplay is just plain cringe to me
burnt roost
AI is a big part of any SWAT game and if you want immersive without *cringe* I'l...
I'm very nostalgic of the old games that did this well
Raven shield, GR1, swat 4, they're so old BUT they actually tried to do the fps/rts merge
I love them to this day.
burnt roost
People trying to roleplay is just plain cringe to me
yeah I can agree.
I'll make a distinction between RP (which is more like a running joke in my book) and 'larping' (where things get cringe and tense)
I like the running joke aspect, personally.
Close to pretend games, but not like children.
upbeat bobcat
Seen a lot of videos like they gathered around table, "OKAY GUYS THIS IT TEH SITUATOOON"
Not thanks I'd kill myself
burnt roost
lmao when I played co-op I knew all the orders from swat 4 and my mate said "ok it's your first run take command" and I kept saying 'please' after my orders haha
upbeat bobcat
burnt roost
and 'would you' hahaha
upbeat bobcat
Team leader but a sub at the same time
burnt roost
well you know, I mean, I'm not going to sit here and actually pretend I'm a cop and the mate to play along
so it takes some time getting used to this 'layer' yeah lol
burnt roost
Seen a lot of videos like they gathered around table, "OKAY GUYS THIS IT TEH SIT...
also I have to admit, besides the avoidance-worthy cringe it sweats, that this cracks me up in the wholesome sense
idk, there's something genuinely wholesome about freaking grown-ups on expensive machines playing pretend games
upbeat bobcat
Must be good feeling that way, they straight make me cringe
clear prism
Ok guys, this is the situation
upbeat bobcat
I take nade launcher and flash all of you every 3 seconds
clear prism
We need to play Sdalger Gamma
upbeat bobcat
Shooting at your heads
clear prism
dodges
upbeat bobcat
Sure
burnt roost
Must be good feeling that way, they straight make me cringe
it's about being together, the spectacle part isn't even really meant to be, that's our 'youtube' society
clear prism
But before we dive into the video, I would like to thank our sponsor!
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clear prism
A what now
burnt roost
Ceci n'est pas une pipe.
foggy mantleBOT
upbeat bobcat
Thanks, very informative
burnt roost
The famous pipe. How people reproached me for it! And yet, could you stuff my pipe? No, it's just a representation, is it not? So if I had written on my picture "This is a pipe", I'd have been lying!
— René Magritte
glad kelp
Oh look, it's homer
clear prism
upbeat bobcat
Fort
glad kelp
Can i s e e?
upbeat bobcat
You are underage go drink some water
clear prism
Damn, Crystal be digging up the past just like my exes
(Is there even a plural for ex)
clear prism
Ah yes, I forgor
upbeat bobcat
I guess "ex" isn't even an official word so you can do anything
glad kelp
You are underage go drink some water
they said it is wholesome
clear prism
Ah yes, of course
The good old executives
(That actually fits, they all were horrible people 😂)
glad kelp
(That actually fits, they all were horrible people 😂)
Yes
glad kelp
Dam Crystal I'm surprised you know what exe is
My father showed me a bit of programming and how to make your pc more secure to you
upbeat bobcat
upbeat bobcat
My father showed me a bit of programming and how to make your pc more secure to ...
To me?
glad kelp
That included installing and copying shit
upbeat bobcat
glad kelp
I was taught it
Even learned about windows fucken 95
Vista
And uh idk
10? 11?
I don't know much but
The newer versions are way more sensitive then the older ones
To viruses
And physical damage
Just like society
Like you know you have your old screen in your hand and it drops accidentally very hard? Guess what
IT ISN'T BROKEN
It was like an oversized nokia but 100 times better
Now if you like just punch a screen and aren't careful enough
BAm
One crack
Broken
Buy a new one
-_-
Marketing nowadays really
Just put windows 95 on a pentium 10k
clear prism
Man, this is so sad
I do miss Crystal reaper
#🎪bruh-fart is just not the same ever since
glad kelp
XD
upbeat bobcat
scenic sable
stone blade
placid sail
clear prism
Look man, why are you in the having of how?
placid sail
why are you excluding non-sexy gfs
are you arguing with a dated meme from the internet
mighty ridge
My father showed me a bit of programming and how to make your pc more secure to ...
Your daddy gave you good advice
real tinsel
are you arguing with a dated meme from the internet
i am indeed arguing with a dated meme from the internet and i will notify my obese brethren from the mother base twitter and we shall cancel this man and everybody involved in the said dated meme from the internet
clear prism
@grizzled meadow Do not cancel anyone, cancelling is bad for your liver
real tinsel
i care not for my liver but for justice for my ugly obese twitteroids
they deserve a boyfriend just as much as the sexy gfs
zenith grove
pinged the wrong falco
real tinsel
i am a master of deceive
real tinsel
hi : )
clear prism
:)
real tinsel
:)
gloomy roost
I like em
gloomy roost
My honest reaction
real tinsel
what's your preferred type of skull? or do you like them all equally?
gloomy roost
Demon skulls are pretty cool
clear prism
He prefers the skulls made out of bone
clear prism
My profile picture has been this for as long as I remember
Because I think, like a real human does
placid sail
gloomy roost
Because I think, like a real human does
Different mindset, different thoughts.
placid sail
||I don't know how this thing is called in english don't shame me like that before the whole brainfart||
clear prism
||I don't know how this thing is called in english don't shame me like that befo...
Me waiting for you to say the word
clear prism
grizzled meadow
Velcro
placid sail
Velcro
ohhhhh right thanks Falco!
... why did he reply with that though
you know what
back to "little idiot" again
clear prism
Haudi
heady crow
real tinsel
... why did he reply with that though
clear prism
@placid sail
placid sail
I will shid in your walls
real tinsel
you can't, they're already full
clear prism
That is very specific 🤨
real tinsel
"enough dakka"
we used to call marbles "dakka" when i was a kid
placid sail
marbles can be dakka, if thrown hard enough
real tinsel
and i haven't heard anyone else outside of my region call them dakka
placid sail
khaaytil is an ork confirmed
real tinsel
explains my degeneracy
placid sail
how often do you say WAAAAAGHHH
heady crow
real tinsel
how often do you say WAAAAAGHHH
while asleep, according to my ex
placid sail
repressed ork memories
heady crow
tell me khaa, how often do you go "ork mode" during your day to day life?
placid sail
it's orkin' time
real tinsel
depends which ork mode we're talking about
heady crow
heady crow
depends which ork mode we're talking about
i think you know which one
real tinsel
quite often, really
placid sail
do you have enough dakka though?
heady crow
he does not
thats why he goes ork mode to cope
where on earth can you even find enough dakka
real tinsel
do you have enough dakka though?
lost them all to street gambling
clear prism
placid sail
heady crow
clear prism
Trap
heady crow
placid sail
I dream of a universe where every particle, every instant of reality is a glorious gunfire or an explosion, forever
the perfect dakka
heady crow
heady crow
get baited
real tinsel
how could you do this to me
gloomy roost
someone has lizard fever
heady crow
clear prism
The quality of your memes are decreasing, Brunnen
heady crow
heady crow
The quality of your memes are decreasing, Brunnen
one needs to have memes where you can get both ironic and unironic enjoyment out of
gloomy roost
clear prism
What the fuck
gloomy roost
clear prism
Why the sudden increase of degeneracy, holy hell
real tinsel
@heady crow thigh-high reveal when
heady crow
idk ill start a new program and diet today so in a couple of months who knows
gloomy roost
Why the sudden increase of degeneracy, holy hell
gloomy roost
heady crow
clear prism
placid sail
gloomy roost
heady crow
placid sail
gloomy roost
heady crow
real tinsel
what's a perm
gloomy roost
a hairstyle
heady crow
perms aka permissions
clear prism
A key to open lootboxes in Sdalger Gamma
swift scarab
Hello stalker, unable to get to the Brain Scorcher for any reason? No worries, we now offer it in the form of a pill!
real tinsel
@placid sail's favorite mouse
heady crow
placid sail
swift scarab
insert Monolith suicide gasp here
placid sail
<@231842552729305098>'s favorite mouse
I prefer the different one but that's nice too
real tinsel
mussy
clear prism
The fuck
heady crow
swift scarab
real tinsel
mussy
gloomy roost
Brunoposting
clear prism
We all know that humans are superior
real tinsel
because you've never had mussy
swift scarab
We all know that humans are superior
Clearly
heady crow
clear prism
Who the fuck would want that
gloomy roost
No one
heady crow
placid sail
the sacred mussy
gloomy roost
placid sail
The same people that dip their balls in sulphuric acid
a friend of mine dipped his balls in soy sauce
and felt nothing
swift scarab
The monster
heady crow
gloomy roost
you may disperse now
real tinsel
and felt nothing
is soy sauce supposed to make you feel something?
swift scarab
Damn Bosnians
real tinsel
i thought it's like a non-spicy ketchup or something
placid sail
a countdown started till the moment bruno's hand slips and he post some spicy meme and get sent to Bosnia by Aldo
real tinsel
this is much better, thank you bruno
clear prism
Flat
gloomy roost
The curves were enough for me.
placid sail
is soy sauce supposed to make you feel something?
such was the urban myth, yes
swift scarab
i thought it's like a non-spicy ketchup or something
I mean, it’s excessively salty, so I dunno, maybe his balls shriveled into raisins
clear prism
Bruh what
placid sail
I mean, it’s excessively salty, so I dunno, maybe his balls shriveled into raisi...
no no, the internet states that you could taste it that way
real tinsel
yes
heady crow
placid sail
were you eating lamb meat and bread your whole life
heady crow
you silly russians and your urban legends
real tinsel
were you eating lamb meat and bread your whole life
no just oatmeal and sometimes banana
placid sail
you silly russians and your urban legends
yo don't bullshit me that came from the west
heady crow
yo don't bullshit me that came from the west
those silly westerners and their propaganda
gloomy roost
What a experience it would be
real tinsel
@placid sail melting for that mussy
swift scarab
Can probably guarantee our stalker would have no idea how chopsticks work and just stab it with a fork
gloomy roost
Yes
clear prism
Can probably guarantee our stalker would have no idea how chopsticks work and ju...
As would I
heady crow
clear prism
Why inconvenience yourself with sticks when you got the mighty fork
heady crow
ive never even touched chopsticks so it would be hard for me to use them ig
placid sail
y'all are fucking barbarians
gloomy roost
Excuse you
clear prism
y'all are fucking barbarians
I am a proud human
gloomy roost
I atleast close the door
swift scarab
ive never even touched chopsticks so it would be hard for me to use them ig
From how I’ve heard you kinda hold like a pencil or something, never really tried
real tinsel
you eat sushi with fingers
real tinsel
fingers are the nature's chopsticks
heady crow
y'all are fucking barbarians
im finnish why would i eat sushi
swift scarab
Understandable
gloomy roost
gloomy roost
Finish last
heady crow
SHSDFHASHAH
gloomy roost
real tinsel
im finnish why would i eat sushi
don't you already eat that rotten fish thing which technically counts as sushi
heady crow
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
swift scarab
Hehe funny coom joke
placid sail
im finnish why would i eat sushi
you supposed to have a lot of fish and it's a worldwide spread method of consuming fish?
heady crow
don't you already eat that rotten fish thing which technically counts as sushi
nah thats the swedish with their surstromming
clear prism
Imma be honest with you
heady crow
you supposed to have a lot of fish and it's a worldwide spread method of consumi...
idk theres like two sushi places in my city that i know of
clear prism
I thought you were German because of the name
heady crow
not really worldwide method here
clear prism
Lies, deception
real tinsel
I thought you were German because of the name
pretty sure that isn't his real name
clear prism
What? It must be! He has it on Discord
swift scarab
Nah, I think his last name is a type of sausage
clear prism
My IRL name is @clear prism too
real tinsel
What? It must be! He has it on Discord
nah i'm certain that it isn't
placid sail
idk theres like two sushi places in my city that i know of
you guys are quite comfy with yourselves in your quiet corner huh
gloomy roost
First name G last name Tanil
heady crow
you guys are quite comfy with yourselves in your quiet corner huh
sir yes sir
we are like an island
but we have kalakukko atleast
real tinsel
you guys are quite comfy with yourselves in your quiet corner huh
are you planning something bzeek
swift scarab
placid sail
also @real tinsel try soy sauce now you tribal
real tinsel
are you gonna tell supreme overlord to send his tanks to finland
gloomy roost
Payday 2 ptsd
clear prism
Prepare for ultimate Finland joke:
@heady crow so uhhhhhh Sauna, yes?
heady crow
placid sail
pelmeni goes great with it
heady crow
swift scarab
Payday 2 ptsd
Good.
real tinsel
also <@318693410384904192> try soy sauce now you tribal
nah it looks like liquid shit
gloomy roost
clear prism
<:feels_sad:623453345134411786>
Do not be sad, brother. Be happy, knowing you are human
placid sail
nah it looks like liquid shit
what your shit looks like to think that way????
clear prism
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/890951998642487296/930856106031456317/i...
Do it, then
heady crow
alright
placid sail
do you have regular internal bleeding?
heady crow
place and time
gloomy roost
Do not be sad, brother. Be happy, knowing you are human
But I want to be a skeleton
clear prism
The front yard of the Bundestag, Germany, 12th July at 2AM
swift scarab
place and time
Brüno irl:
clear prism
But I want to be a skeleton
The skeleton is within you, brother.
real tinsel
what your shit looks like to think that way????
like shit
heady crow
placid sail
nah it looks like liquid shit
they would probably never do that because our supreme old geezer always look back to ussr when he decides anything and ussr sucked hard and deep when they tried to fiddle with finland
heady crow
The front yard of the Bundestag, Germany, 12th July at 2AM
hmmm
i mean its doable
but ill go to germany with a friend after i get out of the military
swift scarab
I know the YouTuber that makes those, name is Yogurt Cap
placid sail
well, suppose he would want to rematch that, but he ain't got the power for that, evidently
heady crow
that would be a bit more convenient for me
clear prism
Nah, by that time I would be dead already
gloomy roost
*The skeleton is within you, brother.*
clear prism
Perhaps, yes
placid sail
Brüno irl:
vinny!
heady crow
placid sail
clear prism
But I would cease to exist as @clear prism and become @clear prism2
heady crow
real tinsel
they would probably never do that because our supreme old geezer always look bac...
what does that have to do with it looking like liquid hit
placid sail
are you gonna tell supreme overlord to send his tanks to finland
that was a reply to that
but something went wrong
probably you
heady crow
they would probably never do that because our supreme old geezer always look bac...
well it was pretty succesful fiddling since we lost both wars
placid sail
well it was pretty succesful fiddling since we lost both wars
I'd say having five times the casualties of your enemy for the sake of some meaningless strip of land is a pyrrhic victory
clear prism
This is degeneracy
swift scarab
Point being
placid sail
but our glorious motherland would sacrifice many, many times more people for complete nothing, so that's a win, I guess
clear prism
The point is, our society has truly become too dependent on electricity
Therefore, we must immediately invest all of our money into corn.
Why corn, you might ask?
Because no one asked
placid sail
america already did that
swift scarab
Grid removal it is, start an Emission in D.C. the weak shall go first.
placid sail
their population is about to suffocate from all that fat from the corn syrup now
real tinsel
their population is about to suffocate from all that fat from the corn syrup now
they have that stuff in literally everything
they have sweet bread
glad kelp
Klettverschluss
clear prism
Eh?
real tinsel
sugar is acceptable in things that go with sugar but bread doesn't go with sugar
heady crow
I'd say having five times the casualties of your enemy for the sake of some mean...
yeye i get what you are saying
clear prism
Crystal, why you keep digging up the past
placid sail
they have that stuff in literally everything
their farmers are heavily subsidised by the government iirc
clear prism
I am getting nervous.
placid sail
they have NO CONTROL of the corn, it will just keep coming
heady crow
i just get annoyed over americans and other foreigners circlejerking over the miracle of the winter war
clear prism
I am
placid sail
so the only sensible decision was to put it in everything
clear prism
He already did
clear prism
😐
glad kelp
😩
placid sail
i just get annoyed over americans and other foreigners circlejerking over the mi...
what are they exactly jerking about?
clear prism
😂
real tinsel
so the only sensible decision was to *put it in everything*
or store them in big tanks and put them on top of castles in order to boil and release on attackers for when they attack the castle
glad kelp
Whatchu guys talking about
clear prism
Probably Fallout?
placid sail
or store them in big tanks and put them on top of castles in order to boil and r...
sounds a bit outdated
real tinsel
that is not an excuse
glad kelp
Probably Fallout?
Sounds different
placid sail
that is an excuse
real tinsel
nope
clear prism
Sounds different
🤷♂️
glad kelp
Yeee
clear prism
I am no expert in #🎪bruh-fart
real tinsel
americanos are just lazy
glad kelp
americanos are just lazy
Sorta likemeh
placid sail
nope
if boiled corn had been used as a main defence option, they wouldn't have the incentive to have the biggest military budget in the world
real tinsel
if boiled corn had been used as a main defence option, they wouldn't have the in...
i didn't say it has to be the "main" defense option
just a defense option
clear prism
if boiled corn had been used as a main defence option, they wouldn't have the in...
Perhaps but have you considered that weaponizing this aspect would be hugely advantageous to them?
placid sail
Seriously, what are you guys on about
you're too young for that, you will understand in time
real tinsel
you wouldn't throw away all your tanks and airplanes just because you got a new shiny suicide bomb drone
grizzled meadow
placid sail
i didn't say it has to be the "main" defense option
but why would you need anything else with a defence like that? huh, smart guy?
glad kelp
you're too young for that, you will understand in time
The fuck does that mean now?
placid sail
see
clear prism
The fuck does that mean now?
Take a seat, kid. The adults are talking
placid sail
just be patient
glad kelp
Fine
real tinsel
but **why** would you need anything else with a defence like that? huh, smart gu...
in order to use the corn for something else than PUTTING IT IN FUCKING BREAD
placid sail
Perhaps but have you considered that weaponizing this aspect would be hugely adv...
in fact, it would be too advantageous
gun industry doesn't want that
clear prism
in fact, it would be *too advantageous*
Probably why they are not doing it, too OP for the meta
placid sail
yes
let the sleeping dogs lie
society is not ready for that, it's better for everyone to just bury all that dangerous corn in american food
glad kelp
True
clear prism
society is not ready for that, it's better for everyone to just bury all that da...
People die more to corn then anything else, after all. Even if it stays in food, it still kills people. That is how OP corn is
real tinsel
if, if, they had used my boiled corn plan on that congress hall or something that people raided in 2020, none of the raiders could get inside
clear prism
We have only touched upon an inkling of its true potential
glad kelp
Wait so what was the idea in the beginning?
placid sail
if, *if*, they had used my boiled corn plan on that congress hall or something t...
they wouldn't do that, it was an inside job
clear prism
if, *if*, they had used my boiled corn plan on that congress hall or something t...
Now imagine if the raiders had corn. That would certainly have toppled the entire government
placid sail
come on kha shape up
real tinsel
Wait so what was the idea in the beginning?
using the excess corn to put them in big tanks and store them on top of castles then boil and release them on attackers for when the castle is attacked
real tinsel
they wouldn't do that, it was an inside job
they could've just put the corn tanks inside then
glad kelp
using the excess corn to put them in big tanks and store them on top of castles ...
Hmmmm
Sobasically like high-speed bullets that pop inside the body?
real tinsel
Now imagine if the raiders had corn. That would certainly have toppled the entir...
that's too unrealistic. Nobody would ever expect the corn to begin with
clear prism
Goodness, what an idea
placid sail
they could've just put the corn tanks inside then
that would have classified as a terrorism and started a full scale civil war
clear prism
Corn bullets that heat up upon impact
glad kelp
Yo-
real tinsel
that would have classified as a terrorism and started a full scale civil war
and they could have used more boiled corn to stop the civil war
clear prism
Corn buckshot
glad kelp
Corn bullets that heat up upon impact
That is actually a good idea
glad kelp
It is also prooven that movement CAN heat up things
real tinsel
don't let the discord government see this chat
glad kelp
So it is 100% possible
clear prism
We must hide the evidence!
glad kelp
clear prism
If Aldourien sees this, they will kill us
real tinsel
they'll steal our plans and sell it for 5 times the original price we'd have come up with
placid sail
We might have stumbled upon a superweapon here, folk
I'd suggest you keep it down if you don't want to go on a trip to Guantanamo Bay
glad kelp
Corn gun in sdalger 
real tinsel
I'd suggest you keep it down if you don't want to go on a trip to Guantanamo Bay
is that worse or better than gulag
glad kelp
People would be like "haha funny gun" at first
But then
They will know the scary truth
placid sail
is that worse or better than gulag
probably about the same level
but gulag had a loooot more customers
clear prism
If you see that as political, I will have lost all hope
glad kelp
placid sail
You're not getting in political stuff right?
no signore, dove l'ha preso?
grizzled meadow
If you see that as political, I will have lost all hope
Nah nah that's okay
I just saw raid, Congress and weapons
My moderator sensor tingled
glad kelp
My moderator sensor tingled
Average discord moderator
clear prism
Nah, if they were true Discord moderators? That would not be good 😂
glad kelp
I agree 🤝
grizzled meadow
Nah, if they were *true* Discord moderators? That would not be good 😂
This channel wouldn't exist, probably
Or it would
But the 90% of the stuff in here wouldn't
glad kelp
glad kelp
But the 90% of the stuff in here wouldn't
"Hello my discord kitten"
clear prism
You stole this from me, you goddamn bastard
glad kelp
It's good so i repostet
clear prism
Stop it, kitten.
placid sail
But the 90% of the stuff in here wouldn't
clear prism
🤣
glad kelp
Wat de fuc?
clear prism
I never understood, why the "kitten" part
It sounds retarded, why would anyone want to be called that as a nickname
glad kelp
I have no idea, their fucken weird
clear prism
That reminds me of something
glad kelp
Like bro they should kill themselves, NOW!!
grizzled meadow
And give that piece of oxigen
glad kelp
To the trees
clear prism
@glad kelp
glad kelp
Wtff 😩
clear prism
"You have alerted the Witch."
grizzled meadow
<@968032152358883368>
This is @real tinsel
glad kelp
Yea
clear prism
placid sail
mand in china
grizzled meadow
clear prism
https://youtu.be/EmmAKZzsIK4
I want to shake his hand, RIGHT NOW.
grizzled meadow
I JUST WANT TO SHAKE HIS HAND!!!
clear prism
placid sail
**I JUST WANT TO SHAKE HIS HAND!!!**
I think you had this exact meme exchange already
grizzled meadow
I think you had this exact meme exchange already
glad kelp
placid sail
https://tenor.com/view/connor-mason-timeless-point-gif-12244932
oh look who's snarky now 😏
grizzled meadow
oh look who's snarky now 😏
I'm not the one who post the same meme everyday
Like Cry-cough cough
Or Mayo-cough cough
Damn this cough
clear prism
I bet I have seen it already
grizzled meadow
Bet
glad kelp
clear prism
Yep
placid sail
if you're gonna post allo blyat I'm gonna call you 16 and asshole for the rest of your life
clear prism
Br u h
Most of the "fresh" stuff is just reposts
I mean fuck, I have seen a post from 2013 marketed as "fresh"
grizzled meadow
if you're gonna post allo blyat I'm gonna call you 16 and asshole for the rest o...
Xaxaxaxaxaxax
glad kelp
Maybe this?
clear prism
Xaxaxaxaxaxax
Alooooo
clear prism
Maybe this?
Ah yes, this one. Saw it 2 weeks ago I think on my server 😂
placid sail
also pretty sure you posted that here
clear prism
🤣
glad kelp
also pretty sure you posted that here
Well tbh idk
clear prism
You got to make your own memes, my dude
grizzled meadow
What's the name of that Freedom dude
glad kelp
I am slowly trying
grizzled meadow
Hotshot?
glad kelp
What's the name of that Freedom dude
Yar?
glad kelp
Those three videos you posted 10 times, come on
Imma do this rn
But without the mods sleeping
I suould edit this
glad kelp
God no
grizzled meadow
I have only one thing to say about this
clear prism
real tinsel
"Hello my discord kitten"
uh what
real tinsel
i have a kitty he's adorable and he likes it when i pet him
my other kitty also likes it when i pet him and he's also adorable
clear prism
Not talking about that kind of kitten, broski
real tinsel
and my other kitty also like it when i pet him and he's also adorable and very huge
he's black and white with more black but he's deaf. Sometimes when he wants something he meows extremely loudly because he thinks we can't hear him
clear prism
I knew this guy who had a bird. He kept saying that his bird was a "femboy"
real tinsel
was the guy himself a femboy
clear prism
Yes
placid sail
- what a cute bird, hello!
- heeeelp me! squaaack!
real tinsel
To the trees
crystal the trees don't eat oxygen, they shit oxygen
glad kelp
I know i did that mistake myself
real tinsel
do they not teach you stuff in high school anymore
placid sail
Minecraft picture
16 and federal crimes
glad kelp
do they not teach you stuff in high school anymore
I am not in high school at all
placid sail
Crystal is 16???
good fucking morning
glad kelp
Crystal is 16???
Someone just woke up
clear prism
Look bro, I do not keep up with the Crystal lore
glad kelp
Where were you at, the wishgranter?
grizzled meadow
Look bro, I do not keep up with the Crystal lore
What next, you don't know Crystal is a femboy
glad kelp
you sneaky crystal
They can just ask
clear prism
What next, you don't know Crystal is a femboy
That one was obvious
placid sail
my pestering paid off, I've protected somebody's private information that way
real tinsel
oh hey they removed the age from the profile
i'd do that too if i was on discord
clear prism
I have loads of personal information in my "About me"
glad kelp
my pestering paid off, I've protected somebody's private information that way
still says i am 16
placid sail
i'd do that too if i was on discord
precisely, why was it there in the first place
no it's not
glad kelp
I have loads of personal information in my "About me"
An empty search history says more then one with porn
grizzled meadow
Very wise
glad kelp
No funny quotes
clear prism
I am no 16 year old
grizzled meadow
No fun allowed
real tinsel
do you know how old i am
placid sail
imagine writing anything in your discord profile lemao
glad kelp
It isn't forbidden
clear prism
imagine writing anything in your discord profile lemao
🤝
glad kelp
do you know how old i am
99
placid sail
unless you're a corpo slave who works via discord and then you're oblidged to
clear prism
Goddamn corpos
glad kelp
That'snot a yes
placid sail
sexo
glad kelp
Wth
clear prism
Ah yes, the sex.
real tinsel
if i was getting milked by my dom mommymilkers gf i wouldn't want her to say me stuff you'd say to a baby nor would i call her a mommy every 5 minutes
why do people like that verbal stuff
glad kelp
Chatting upside down
placid sail
if i was getting milked by my dom mommymilkers gf i wouldn't want her to say me ...
by why do we need to know that
real tinsel
just give me titties and that's kinda it
glad kelp
Lol
placid sail
where did we do you wrong to get such a reward
swift scarab
I sense kink talking
clear prism
same thing with people calling their boyfriend a "daddy" while having sex
Oh, I had that happen to me once
real tinsel
i don't want to have sex with my mom why would i call someone else mommy while i'm inside them
clear prism
Was weirded out but oh well, it is what it is
placid sail
i don't want to have sex with my mom why would i call someone else mommy while i...
it's a weird swing on dominating
dominating your partner is kinda popular
but still kinda strange
real tinsel
Was weirded out but oh well, it is what it is
i prefer women who are a couple years older than me so they won't feel the need to call me daddy
glad kelp
Lol
clear prism
i prefer women who are a couple years older than me so they won't feel the need ...
Trust me, some do it anyway
grizzled meadow
https://tenor.com/view/doin-ya-mom-gex-snoppis-nahgu-l-gif-18365178
clear prism
It is called "daddy issues"
placid sail
i prefer women who are a couple years older than me so they won't feel the need ...
OH YES DO ME SUNNY BOY
real tinsel
neither of my gfs were younger than me or same age as me
placid sail
lemao
clear prism
A lot more common then you think, actually
glad kelp
It is called "daddy issues"
Or the other way around
clear prism
Which is sad, to be honest
glad kelp
Agree
narrow lotus
swift scarab
Jailed for his crimes
clear prism
Like dude, she calls me that and while things go on, I have an internal crisis on "Damn, people really have shitty fathers"
swift scarab
grizzled meadow
PEPI
placid sail
https://youtu.be/SOfZ5hHTfKU
thank you, now I not only just remember that annoying voice from the meme I've sent, but can actually hear it
glad kelp
Like dude, she calls me that and while things go on, I have an internal crisis o...
I do have a shitty father but don't call my bf daddy like bruh xD
grizzled meadow
thank you, now I not only just remember that annoying voice from the meme I've s...
Glad to be of service
placid sail
Glad to be of service
also
clear prism
I do have a shitty father but don't call my bf daddy like bruh xD
One of life's great mysteries
glad kelp
One of life's great mysteries
Yes
glad kelp
I hope i don't get into that stuff atleast xd
grizzled meadow
boy that guy's channel is old news
MarioInATopHat
placid sail
MarioInATopHat
not him, I know mario lol
glad kelp
Or smth
placid sail
the one's singing
grizzled meadow
I just follow him for the stream announcementes + compilations
glad kelp
Go to the forest
grizzled meadow
the one's singing
RWJ
placid sail
YES
grizzled meadow
Ray William Johnson
real tinsel
Trust me, some do it anyway
my ex was 5 years older than me and yet felt the need to call me daddy anyway
grizzled meadow
I TOLD YOU I KNOW THE REFERENCES
placid sail
Ray William Johnson
it's so old Aldo probably still watches it
real tinsel
which felt weird because her dad died to leukemia when she was 13
clear prism
my ex was 5 years older than me and yet felt the need to call me daddy anyway
It really is a domination thing, I believe
And just widespread trend?
real tinsel
i prefer the domination stuff to be non-verbal
clear prism
I see it everywhere, nowadays
placid sail
which felt weird because her dad died to leukemia when she was 13
whoa whoa wait what
real tinsel
you can do it non-verbal and still have the same effects
clear prism
you can do it non-verbal and still have the same effects
🤝
placid sail
how did your daddy kink talk turned into that
real tinsel
to what
real tinsel
no she told me that way before the deed even happened
placid sail
no, but that would be even more bizzare
placid sail
what
clear prism
It was very weird and killed the mood but eh
I suppose some just get very vulnerable
placid sail
oh yes harder daddy who have died previously several years ago
real tinsel
my dick would deflate instantly
wait no i wrote the wrong thing
clear prism
🤣 🤣
placid sail
AYO WHAT
real tinsel
what's the opposite of inflate
clear prism
Deflate, yes
real tinsel
oh yeah that
clear prism
Inflate means you get turned on by that more 😂
real tinsel
yeah gonna fix that
placid sail
"so my dad died"
kha suddenly moaning really hard
clear prism
🤣
placid sail
oh man that got dark
real tinsel
there was a thing in roman era where they'd put women inside fake horses and real horses would fuck the women to death
so it isn't the media's fault really
clear prism
The fuck
OH
Right, I remember that 😂
Goddamn, I have not laughed like this in a while
placid sail
I blame media, honestly
I blame the decline of traditional parenting, which had its own flaws and problems, but was giving at least some decree of security and affection towards children, which was replaced with whatever shit that goes instead of it nowadays
clear prism
I blame the decline of traditional parenting, which had its own flaws and proble...
True that
The internet also contributed by being a platform for them to spread their ideas and preferences which just ended up in a mixture of terribleness
placid sail
I have no time to love and nurture my child, I have to slave myself on a job and think about my future, child's future, all that capitalistic bullshit and so on
WE NEED THE GOOD OL TIMES
clear prism
I have stumbled upon some very... interesting Discord servers that way and it was
placid sail
DESTROY THE INTERNETS
clear prism
Uhh
Disturbing, to say the least?
Like, if you think the daddy kink is bad, there is an even more extreme version of it
placid sail
I have stumbled upon some very... interesting Discord servers that way and it wa...
counterpoint for internet being the biggest baddy of parenting: Russia's case
clear prism
Ah yes, Rossiya
placid sail
our government basically treats internet as a pest and blocks it as hard as possible
including the argument of, of course, WE MUST PROTECT THE CHILDREN
clear prism
Bullshit reason 101
placid sail
but guess fucking what, shittiest parenting possible and very bad social atmposhere makes them miserable asshole regardless
clear prism
Naturally. Parenting is very important, especially since children are very easily influenced during their growth period
If that parenting touch is not there? That kid is going to latch onto something else and well
placid sail
I tried alcohol and weed when I was in school and I didn't try anything more funky only because I was lucky to have half a neuron by that time
clear prism
That is often times much worse
clear prism
I tried alcohol and weed when I was in school and I didn't try anything more fun...
🤝
Although I got into many fights and was a troublemaker, I knew to stay away from that sort of shit
Even though I was told that "It is ok to be curious and try", it was a hard No from me
swift scarab
I generally just self isolated for the first 15-ish years of my life as a coping mechanism
placid sail
if anything, the internet actually was my escape at the time, because I was not very fond of endless drinking parties and rough and cruel social circles near me
oh and also next to none meaningful pleasureable interaction with the parents
eventually I found some nice folks, but without puter I would have probably turned out even more retarded and miserable than I am
swift scarab
I didn’t even get access to the internet until I was 17 and got kicked out of my hardcore messianic Jewish mother and grandmothers house and moved in with my dads side of the family
Not very fun
placid sail
damn
swift scarab
Living kosher does things to mfer
placid sail
can't even imagine how worse it is to live in a hardcore religious family
especially if you're not into the religion itself
swift scarab
Basically, I read the entire Bible as a punishment on a daily basis
placid sail
real tinsel
Basically, I read the entire Bible as a punishment on a daily basis
literally as a punishment?
swift scarab
Yup
real tinsel
doesn't that kinda destroy the whole point of the religion?
placid sail
thank god (pun intended) my parents was only very mildly into orthodox christianity
real tinsel
thank god (pun intended) my parents was only very mildly into orthodox christian...
mine, like the rest of the country, are only "religious" in theory
placid sail
Flash forwards to now, I’m probably just agnostic if anything
that's a respectable position
real tinsel
as in they've never even read quran and they constantly break the quran's rules
placid sail
classic
real tinsel
however, they worship it like idiots anyway
swift scarab
that's a respectable position
Funnily enough you’re the first person that’s said that, everyone else goes into the “well what happens to you when you die” speech
I really don’t give a shit at this rate
placid sail
as in they've never even read quran and they constantly break the quran's rules
our older generations are mostly religious, while younger being completely secular, save for some retrogrades, nutjobs and criminals with a guilty conscience (it is very common for the to just dump their ill-gotten wealth into religion for some sort of inner redemption)
real tinsel
if you go outside and say something slightly provoking to any of these "religious" imbeciles they'll start yelling at you and call you names while they don't know a single verse from the quran
placid sail
and absolutely all of them except for some literal single digits are the shallow idiots ones which shout REPENT BITCH, never've read a bible and so on
glad kelp
however, they worship it like idiots anyway
Your parents when they read this:
swift scarab
I generally don’t have to worry about religious persecution where I live because I’m in a retirement community more or less with my grandfather, everyone around here is 60+ and could care less what anyone believes in
real tinsel
I generally don’t have to worry about religious persecution where I live because...
same with my grandma. She doesn't give a shit about religion and just does whatever she wants
old people are smart
some of them at least
swift scarab
Only downside to that is everyone is 60+ and can’t exactly be the same kind of close friend as someone my age
placid sail
Funnily enough you’re the first person that’s said that, everyone else goes into...
I was really concerned with that question when I was younger, had many sleepless, fearful nights, but the answers given by mainstream religions seemed shallow and silly for me, and eventually I got a bit more tame about it and nowadays just amuse myself with the idea that "it's not impossible that there is some sort of an afterlife", but not much else above that
swift scarab
My main answer to it to keep from worrying myself is “I’ll think about it if I start dying”
placid sail
if you go outside and say something slightly provoking to any of these "religiou...
same here lemao, we even got the laws now protecting the religious from "insults", secular state my ass
yeah that happened after some opposition performance group danced in some temple
you may have heard of them, they were called Pussy Riot
real tinsel
i've read about them on wiki or something but not much
placid sail
I don't think the government cares in the slightest about the religious populace, but that was easy chance to appease them, and also to silence another channel of people being opposed to the order, so they happily went with it
real tinsel
at least now mr putin has every ruski grandma's heart secured
placid sail
that's his only faithful electorate, especially now
old and completely retarded, brainwashed people
real tinsel
grammussy
placid sail
and funny thing is, even they are starting to doubt it
thought it's very poor and slow development
placid sail
most of them are still unironically thinking, while our quality of life decreases day by day:
real tinsel
National revolution when
now would be a good opportunity actually
plucky void
placid sail
fucking americans/europeans! stop making our life worse!
swift scarab
now would be a good opportunity actually
Indeed
placid sail
like, deadass serious
real tinsel
bzeek, start the preparations
placid sail
haha no, that talk could get me jailed
real tinsel
we'll hold hands together and fix your country
placid sail
well, any talk could get me jailed, actually
swift scarab
Me when governmental suppression
placid sail
there is no possibility for a revolution ||yet||
majority is still on board with the situation and/or helpless to do anything
we have an army of corrupted cops, politicians, jailers, bandits and so on to make sure of that
swift scarab
Time to take a page out of the French’s book
placid sail
the fun will start when that army will start to doubt it too
and that is actually more of an opportunity in recent times
real tinsel
take it slow bzeek you might be approaching thin ice
swift scarab
To be fair, the only sane part of russias military is the fact that the generals that control the nukes can just not listen to Putin if he asks them to fire
real tinsel
i'm no expert in politics but that seemed a bit like politics there
swift scarab
Yea, fair
quartz saffron
placid sail
To be fair, the only sane part of russias military is the fact that the generals...
that is the only notion that keeps me from being in complete terror over the fact that this psycho asshole actually has the nukes
quartz saffron
Decensor hentai pls
real tinsel
just make your own hentai
real tinsel
this guy must be redeemed
swift scarab
Never
swift scarab
The Scorcher shall not have me today
placid sail
I don't want to post it here
swift scarab
Rats
placid sail
but rest assured, you don't need to imagine anything
real tinsel
I've just googled it
it's okay if you want to go offline for a couple hours
swift scarab
placid sail
it's okay if you want to go offline for a couple hours
I don't want to ruin my intimate relationship with a diamond-shaped nails french guy
placid sail
in the butt
real tinsel
whose
placid sail
you're missing out on gamma lore again
plucky void
https://twitter.com/mombot/status/1546135081756282880?s=21&t=9nDiaxQ6YIJWFQ8NWQM...
"to the national diet"? wat
quartz saffron
Hip hentai
plucky void
they eat manga?
upbeat bobcat
placid sail
one of the most favourite cat picture out there
upbeat bobcat
Hambarga
swift scarab
Ah yes, the schizophrenia special
plucky void
real tinsel
Ah yes, the schizophrenia special
man when people say this stuff i get scared if mine will develop to be this degenerative
placid sail
oh btw guys, do you wanna know what happened to mcdonalds in our parts when the company has left the country?
quartz saffron
I hope so, I’d have a girlfriend for once
swift scarab
oh btw guys, do you wanna know what happened to mcdonalds in our parts when the ...
They killed Putin?
quartz saffron
oh btw guys, do you wanna know what happened to mcdonalds in our parts when the ...
Renamed to Uncle Vanya?
plucky void
oh btw guys, do you wanna know what happened to mcdonalds in our parts when the ...
you mean russia?
real tinsel
oh btw guys, do you wanna know what happened to mcdonalds in our parts when the ...
they created new companies that make knock off mcdonalds?
swift scarab
Found Strelok?
quartz saffron
"to the national diet"? wat
plucky void
man when people say this stuff i get scared if mine will develop to be this dege...
only you can stop that from happening
swift scarab
You can also stop wildfires
placid sail
many of the local high managers of the companies who've left have decided or was approached by somebody with the idea "why just spoil the fun, let's make our own shit out of the ruins"
and the same fate has happened with mcdonalds
real tinsel
placid sail
after about a month or two of complete silence we were presented with this masterpiece
quartz saffron
You can also stop wildfires
Sorry man, I live in California. We on fire just as much as Australia
real tinsel
does it taste good
swift scarab
Sorry man, I live in California. We on fire just as much as Australia
Understandable, have a scorched day
I live in Texas, it’s just hot man
real tinsel
let me guess first they're going to sell it dirt cheap to get customers and then when they have enough people buying, they're gonna slowly but steadily increase the price
swift scarab
real tinsel
while also decreasing quality of the food (until enough people complain about it)
placid sail
it is now called "Вкусно и точка", literally meaning is "Tasty and dot", which can be roughly translated as, uhhh, this is tasty and that's it?
quartz saffron
many of the local high managers of the companies who've left have decided or was...
Isn’t that just a short term solution before you guys run of the OG stock and just use allegedly lower quality ingredients. Not like Mcdonald was considered “quality” to begin with
placid sail
Isn’t that just a short term solution before you guys run of the OG stock and ju...
yes, it is!
we do so enjoy short-term shitty solutions which completely ignore the whole issue
quartz saffron
Our homies in Eastern Europe being fucked by government again
They can’t even enjoy the little things in life
placid sail
does it taste good
I've been there once so far, big tasty tastes roughly the same (some new stupid name though)
and there was no cola at all since they've left the country too
real tinsel
time for kvass to take the top again
placid sail
and there were a lot of posts in the net news about bread with a mold, dead children in the meat and so on about it
real tinsel
twice i thought you meant "dead chicken"
placid sail
kinda looked like somebody was making an attack on it tbh, but it may have been the truth (except dead children, that's me exaggerating of course)
real tinsel
my brain just straight refused to accept it
placid sail
but yeah, I expect the quality to sharply decline later
quartz saffron
Also the USSR passport thing
real tinsel
for some it is not
my mom
quartz saffron
real tinsel
she also thinks our president has a clone
quartz saffron
placid sail
https://youtu.be/btIGYe28jWw
yeah, that's true too
placid sail
time for kvass to take the top again
that would imply that the kvass industry is not in complete decline like every other industry here since we really heavily rely on a lot of things to be imported
real tinsel
aw