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I dont want Soyfood
but you do need it
Ah @stone blade I think I've found out how to progress in Deus Ex
Maybe my first run ever is safe
just dont die
Did you jsut call me Cringe ?
Ah yes, very spooky
true

Hi
I'm glad the humidity is low but aaaaaaaaaaaa
for me its 32 mostly cloudy
pipi
Start from 40 seconds
Microsoft hit the big time when Bill Gates stole all the good ideas that Steve Jobs stole from actual talented people.
feat. https://www.youtube.com/user/OneyNG
I was walking down the street where the houses were numbered, 64k, 128k, 256k, 512k, and 1MB.
That was a trip down memory lane.
😐

true ty
- I'm dying from your jokes, aldo
- Hi, dying, I'm Aldourien
I passed a sign that read “falling rocks”. So, I gave it a try, and no it doesn’t.
Never trust stairs—they’re always up to something.
An airline company lost a man’s luggage, so he decided to sue them. Too bad he lost his case.
Decided to sell my vacuum the other day because it was just collecting dust.
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I sure am glad that I do not have a job as a soda can compactor
Because it would be soda pressing
My friend entered into a pun contest. I thought one of his would win but no pun in ten did!
screams in terror and pain
What did one atom say to the other?
It seems I may have lost an electron, I should really keep a better ion them.
Cosmetic enhancements used to be so taboo, but now you can talk about Botox and no one even raises an eyebrow.
Why can’t the bicycle stand on its own?
It’s two tired.
Is there a reason why a nose can’t be twelve inches long?
Yes, because then it would be a foot.
Why did the scarecrow win an award for his work?
They deemed him outstanding in his field.
While small babies can be delivered by a stork, heavier ones need a crane.
Did you hear about the butcher who accidentally backed into the meat grinder?
He got a little behind in his work

Why was the baby ant confused? Because all his uncles were ants!
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since we all doing dad jokes
Lol what
Lol what
I am tired of it
so I've bought all that sandpaper yesterday for nothing
How, though?
"Can we play minecraft? Can we play minecraft?"
Or other shit like i don't share
I am mean
Even though i just mind my own business
Little broski wants to play Minecraft?
Yep.
Tell him a random dude called @clear prism is up to play
Only local coop works
Then imma give him a good lecture on why he should invest into Dogecoin
You know, give him some good old karma
However, there is a solution you are not considering
that is?
removing sand from your vagina
😂
Wtf
That got me good lol
😩
you're overreacting bud
you were just the same little kid just a while ago, who wanted to play Minecraft
Look bro, just be a bro and tell him "Minecraft Santa is not real"
have some sympathy
I just live with this tiny dude because my mother put me with him.
I was actually, different
play with him a bit, good chance he'll eventually piss off when he's satisfied
Well, kid must be bored out of his mind
Even if he has friends? You gotta be fucking kidding
I was outside at his age constantly
He has friends with whom he can not play Minecraft with
Well too bad for him
He shoukd go outside and play with his friends instead
The fucking sun is shining
No need to waste the day inside the house
said crystal, probably wasting a day inside the house
I tried so I got my goodwill points for the day
I go out from time to time still
Not only for collecting berries
Wander around the forest, get a free mind
Just
Ugh
What you may like is not what he might like
My brother even says i am stupid when he doesn't realize he is probably the most stupidest person in this household like dude 😐
GOes touching some fucking GRASS
Atleast he will learn something -_-
More then in minecraft
Nice
Lol
I will shit yourself
I WON'T
YOUR LIFE IS ON THE LINE GOD DAMN IT
THERE'S TOO MUCH ON THE LINE I CAN'T DO IT MAN
I find it funny how some people in discord be like "Oh shit, I am bleeding"
IT'S TOO RISKY
But they still hang around in discord and chat away
Why do i feel called out? 
yeah and i need to poo
what's the problem
i will bleed if i want to and you can't stop me
nono
No shit
not at the same time
if there's no shit, that's even worse
hopefully
Then you are just on your period at that point 😂

Of course
Wh
Why did I not think of that before?
ezz
It is now
oh no
yes.
Competitive shitting
ranked pooping
oh wait, that's just league of legends
I do not have casual sex, I have competitive sex
I do not have sex
Damn
idk what is sex
You want to talk about it?
I'm out-
nah that gets me horny
Hello out
Pfft
I am @clear prism :)
Yes.
N o
dad pun day in brainfart is almost as bad as bateman day
When does the world end?
hopefully tomorrow
Same
4 tickets to the Ryan Gosling Barbie movie
Also I'm leaving my bed broken now because i am tired lf fixing it constantly
I have returned
So it's sex we're talking about
Bad shit 👍
what kind of sword
Katana of course
Is it a claymore
Sad times
While you practice in the art of swords, I practice in Shovel.
Idk lel
I strap fight sword users with claymores all the time
so you are ready to die fella?
Sadly, the devil banished me from hell so no demon core memes from me
Fiore dei Liberi. 
Anya nooo
good video
Yes 
loooong nos
gets epilepsi
big snoopa

Yooooo
which cognito is better
I'm gonna consooome you first!
Incognito and Outcognito be like:
2 tickets to the Ryan Gosling Barbie movie, please
Never said i really liked it smh
Just like 2 flags
- One for my boy @clear prism. He'll come after trailers
🤝
Ah yes, i created the newest element! Obamium

Cant remember where I found this
Burger King?

Not a big fan, to be honest
Their fries are mid
Their burgers are also mid
Their drinks? You guessed it, mid
Chicken nuggets. Also mid
Ice cream? Definitely mid
Milkshake machine? Broken
Overall the experience is: Mid and broken
five guys?
All about location bois
Burger King here is pretty great
@ripe ibex Imma take you out to Burger king in a bit, bish
Compared to McD's plastic fries
im not decent

good choice
😂
I guess she was not pretty enough 🤣
Who needs social credit when you can lose your live savings in the crypto market
does anyone have the sex 1/1 channel meme
no one has
all alone
You keep talking like that and imma pull you into the sex channel
do it pussy
🤔
same😔
Oh boy
awoo
🤝
😏

@clear prism 
Oh shit wait
That was deleted fast
I forgot that it gets political
Ma'm this a {image} meme channel
JINXPOSTING
good financial decisions
p!mute @ripe ibex 1d I already told you to stop with this shit. Next time you're banned.
@ripe ibex has been muted for 1 day.
Sadly, they can no longer communicate with us
Lol
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
That looks literal fire bro
high quality shitpost
Bonk
true
I mean hey, if that is his opinion
🤝
dont.
One step ahead of you 
Also i pretty much train my fingers every day
With the
Keyboard
All the frens came together for a comfy fun night.
#Apu #Frens #comfy
my whole personality revolves around this fucking frog dude
i cant
hes too adorable

@stone blade walking away from the video after adapting the whole personality of the main character
Fifteen euros?
TRUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe
also
Unopened geode
Wanna know what my favourite music looks like?
I love uh
🤝
i love quite a lot of niche genres
Geneburn is insanely good
dungeon synth is the main one
AmBient forest music?
Ayee
It's quite relaxing
Or can be
Lol
Kinda also into ambient music
But only specific ones
Sadly
Actually no
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also this
I listen to Phonk.
Changes from gun seller to anime girl
Oh
😭
When the raid starts and he gets domed by Scav with Toz
they got tarkovd
The good old Head, Eyes
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What's this
The secret to Sauerkraut
god music
Time to play it and summon the unknown god
Ok agreed
But i prefer intense god music
Instead of "you'll get a quick death" i want "i will make you suffer!!!"
Best of best
PFFFT
Such a feeling when you play Minecraft at 4AM and build a house with your friend, mine some diamonds and iron, tame a dog...
By the way, if anybody wants, I could play Minecraft with you. I live in Russia and will be happy if I have a chance to play it with people from other countries just for pleasure.
0:00 - Subwoofer Lullaby
4:36 - Living Mi...
Damn, you do be hitting us with that extra spicy sadness
thats what i mainly listen to
aight hers a banger @clear prism https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7PbIC7kFDk
Escape from Tarkov edit featuring Customs and some of Reserve's underground bunker.
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video is so fucking good
it makes me hyped to go in and blast people
idk how the guy did it
but damnnnnn
did he nail the editing
There is this other guy who does some real nice, relaxing Tarkov edits
Let me find him real quick, hold on
ah that guy
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When he just eats 70k worth of roubs 🤣
i know him thoo 😎
the real fun is going in factory with the shotty and blasting the tarkov ost
fuck hearing footsteps
just go all out
Factory has turned into a pure nightmare for me
Whenever I go in, Tagilla finds me
Every single goddamn time
You will never know true fear until your gun is out of ammo, you try to reload in panic while Tagilla is chasing you with his sledgy
lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i38Iu9aAD-4 @clear prism THIS ONE THIS ONE
Escape from Tarkov trailer/edit featuring the Saiga 12g shotgun with maxed out mastery. Powermags are loaded with alternating flechette and 7mm shells.
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Full auto Glock
mans got balls
Pistols are kind of underrated in Tarkov
👌
@ripe ibex
hope you enjoyed the posts
Top quality posts
tyty
surprisingly bountiful Sunday evening in brainfart
Sometimes it do be like that
Brits try not to ruin the world and destroy cultures challenge
You ask the impossible
okay google, song from this video (not the "Somebody That I Used to Know", the second one playing)
https://youtu.be/sQDtCKl0BWo @grizzled meadow
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gtx 780 is a minimum requirement btw
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yes i agree
Is this how Crystal gathering berries?
Fren, Apu, this guy has many names, for he is a meme of meaning. A form of Pepe, but younger and more innocent. What will become of him?
0:00 Who is Apu?
0:17 The Child Dionysus
1:43 Dionysus and the Mad Pepe
2:09 The Infancy of Christ
3:02 Christ and Dionysus
3:48 A bit of trolling
4:07 Apu, the Childhood of Pepe
4:50 The Wicked Part of God
5:0...
fren 
Frög
True
Cat k.o an old man falling over his head and some dog with shoes came to face the cat
A lot of things happening lol
reminds me of that serbian npc glitch video where a guy falls off a horse
then some guy who was watching falls backwards
trust me its kino
I wake up to this and i am like wtf
Wake up. Wake up.
is 10:30
"early bird"
10:30 is not early bird
🤔
8 is
No, 5:25 is
lel
Bro i sometimes wake up at 5
I am running on pure soda, bro
wake up at 6 and grind tarkov 
Can't do that


You: mentions tarkov
a few mins later i see you playing it already
Lol
im scavving for supplies i will need for quests later
Very gud
Since when junkie sim
Where is the funny
The morbius meme died some time ago, get with the times old man
clussy
Do not make me come over and visit you for that 175mg bred
balloons start making loud grinding noises and need restarting
around 3 billion armed policemen emerge from inside of the gas station
Next up: The NPC meme and Ra - similarities
6 tickets to the Barbie movie with Ryan Gosling, please
and then mayo gets reincarnated into japanese school girl
new anime, only on netflix! "My school girlfriend who used to be a depressed biker king from Turkey!"
it would be surprisingly in line with the current titles
Plot twist I don't have a dick, I just have a thing that's bigger than Sagittarius A
Also If you don't know where's that pic taken from in that meme, then you don't know the PTSD.
yeah since I'm a complete psycho who doesn't watch movies, series, anime or anything like that almost at all, I've dodged a lot of emotional bullets
It's not emotional or anything, it's not an anime.
It's just a trap
Shows itself like a manga
You proceed through it, then boom, it activates some kinda script to fast roll through it just to jumpscare you like a bitch.
With sound
lesson learned
don't learn
my friend've sent me a jumpscare once, almost shid my pands
asshole
If you are curious about it, you have been warned
It's a jumpscare thingy
So if you've seen my facebook this has been posted up by a few peeps. and all my friends have been sending it to me. and MissShadowlovely's been on my ass all week about letting her have her own video where she voices it... and since warlocktheripper got his own video then I'm going to say cool. Here we are. These are the people of the MCP Team....
nah nah nah thanks, I absolutely hate jumpscares, I can't browse webms on 4chan for that very reason
You don't have to read or proceed, it'll happen anyway
Welp, imagine this when you are around 11
I would shid my shid
I would like a second chance at life again
Or third
You know, do some really big funni stuff
Kind of what I do already 😂
Just no girl pls thx
during my school years I once have watched berserk episode at like 5 am, completely unintentionally and without any known context at all
exactly that episode, the most cursed one
not exactly jumpscare-ish
but going to sleep after that was strange
Is this like an anime thing?
surely you've seen that thing in some way or shape
Does not ring a bell
dude big sword very angry
my love for you is like a truck
berseeeeerker
do you want to make a fuck
I never watch anime stuff anyhow
berseeeeeerker
same
even worse with movies and shows
I can watch fucking twitch or youtube for hours, but can't make myself watch an hour long movie for some reason
It just has to be enjoyable and not cringe, then I watch it
Anime is cringe so
ACTUALLY
There is an exception
That one English dubbed anime
Me
Where the voice actors just memed all the goddamn lines
I forgot the name
But straight up had me fucking laughing the whole time
🤝
Ghost stories
I like balkan dubs they all like documentaries with only one guy voice overing.
Remember when I came across Afro Samurai in Russian
Even the girl vo'd by some guy
hellsing abridged was very fun to watch
the original is close to shitpost on its own, but the parody version went full ham
I know which one. Urgh. 🤢
Although I read the light novels.
classic eclipse
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@ripe ibex
it wouldn't update
Sounds like a skill issue ngl


You know what else sounds like Skill issue?
That's why you use scannow and check disk image every once in a while. Things get corrupted.
my life?
@ripe ibex knows this well 😂
I wouldn't know, I know limits
welp, either mods can come up here any second to mute me ngl, who knows.
Cat is always watching silently
falco's coming HIDE
Nah, they are too busy having lives (I think)
Except okay_cat129
I secretly think the cat is not ok, guys
look at the pain in his eyes
Truth is, they volunteered themselves
It was around 10 years ago here
Grok said anyone wants to mod and these 3 poor souls
Took the opportunity
Three other poor souls about to get sentenced to mod fate:
Aldourien, Falco and okay_cat129:


no way
gamma can't be around for 10 years
Believing me is not optional. It is mandatory.
No, give me $400
Do not test me. $1000 and I will let you walk away with your dignity

When you expect that chimera growling and hear it at that second.
send stalkerchad memes

You can't just backseat brainfart

duty is cuck faction
Where's our local ratfantry
Their outfits look better
true
Gaming is a feminine trait. Men should build houses and die in wars or something
ofc
die in construction accidents
cringe
goofy ahh demon core
@grizzled meadow
ballsack
sackball
goddang dijonerates
daa
ahleo
Sometimes, it still feels like @ripe ibex is still out there, trying to talk with us
(Nice try, by the way)
lol
@upbeat bobcat being "This Batemanposting sucks!"
Proceeding in posting the same video multiple times
xaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxa
😂
Yes, precisely what I meant
Yeah I saw that
Good old Aldourien did
Check the message below
Too much power...
I know
But I didn't post it

I'm just following the flow
Poor @ripe ibex posted that Polish political meme and got sentenced to prison
Falco I'm not getting what you drinking sometimes
I can complain and at the same time enjoy memes
I posted cringe
My man, #📄rules, come on
Yes, precisely that
Is Polish memes considered political damn
Not to worry, @ripe ibex I tagged multiple times so he does not feel lonely :)
I didn't even see the meme
Same
said I was told before
I'm sure you were if Aldo told you something



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