🎪bruh-fart

[upbeat bobcat]

For sure

[upbeat bobcat]

Little did they realize that person might be dead ha

[placid sail]

"haha"
"I think he's dead"

[upbeat bobcat]

And because of that outcome, that post will be deleted

[placid sail]

nah he's just a heavy sleeper

[upbeat bobcat]

Proof

[placid sail]

a mimir

[upbeat bobcat]

[upbeat bobcat]

Bruh

[upbeat bobcat]

Speaking the language of gods

[glad kelp]

I'm so dead

[glad kelp]

Hmmm yes

[stone blade]

I ❤️ milf

man i love frogs

[grizzled meadow]

I love man i love frogs

[plush zodiac]

https://tenor.com/view/snoopy-congrats-congratulations-you-deserve-it-confetti-gif-16173137

[gloomy roost]

[clear prism]

🤔

[stone blade]

ok

hi

[grizzled meadow]

Did somebody seen khaaytil today? I wrote him again in private, nothing

[stone blade]

@real tinsel

ALO

AY

[onyx birch]

Abducted to Brazil

[clear prism]

He is in deep shame for what he has done and therefore chose to self isolate

(Probably)

[eager quest]

fucking piece of shit location

blighttown more like shittown

[onyx birch]

never played dark souls

welp

[grizzled meadow]

@real tinsel come back...

I'm sorry...

[stone blade]

the redemption arc

[grizzled meadow]

Me rn

It's amazing how lauta_ro can bring out the worst of me

[gloomy roost]

Maybe he's taking a break since fav moddo broke his heart

[stone blade]

COCK

[gloomy roost]

Is Falco helping people in the scores in the VC?

[grizzled meadow]

Yes

[grizzled meadow]

And I was successful

Because I do it every time

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/992798035094548571/trim.22DFFDB0-7E0E-4ADD-AA5A-4FBB5DDE9C03.mov

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/741945274901200897/920819804787572826/pt.mov

@grizzled meadow

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/956216570848370720/992862676852162640/trim.010CC62D-9E40-4ACC-B250-D6AAC58356D5.mov

[mortal dirge]

aldo hates me

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/857955668829011988/953657413469372456/1641501946368.gif

[upbeat bobcat]

Why would he

[glass forge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/955511932809510973/980957078145359972/21564416734e78c241d6b4e2c2932a42_1.mov

[mortal dirge]

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/e6/4f/90/e64f90155b938ace8665c85844b7a04e.gif

[upbeat bobcat]

Holy shit, is this teamplay even possible on aram

Everyone got an S

[mortal violet]

holy fuck

okay cat variant

[placid sail]

okay google

[placid sail]

this lizard but with la la li la la la

[grizzled meadow]

Where is @real tinsel

[upbeat bobcat]

[grizzled meadow]

And why is he online on Steam and not here

[upbeat bobcat]

He's probably polishing his head grinding over walls

[mortal violet]

im on my alt account

[placid sail]

you broke his heart

[grizzled meadow]

That would be a good plot twist

[upbeat bobcat]

His 5th alt account you mean

[placid sail]

and I may have broken his kneecaps

[grizzled meadow]

I wrote something in his dms apologizing and stuff

[upbeat bobcat]

Why

[placid sail]

why not

[placid sail]

but did you kiss him?

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/trash-know-your-place-gif-12886026

More like

[placid sail]

what your words matter without passion, without a feeling?

[grizzled meadow]

I can't really kiss him if he's offline...

[placid sail]

true love knows no bounds

[clear prism]

I know something that might work

[heady crow]

You should just ask grok for a ticket to baku as payment for you working for free

[upbeat bobcat]

Ayo, whilist visiting Baku, visit me too. You'll be rich with your Euro here anyway

You can buy me food

[placid sail]

*mayo would be rich with your euros

[upbeat bobcat]

[clear prism]

Free loot drops

[placid sail]

don't fret Bruno

maybe you'll be able to hit on khaaytil now

apparently he's free game now

[upbeat bobcat]

[clear prism]

Uhhh

[upbeat bobcat]

Brainfart_ERP_nights

[clear prism]

Imma just remove that 😂

[placid sail]

sounds like somebody is jelly of people hooking up with khaaytil

[upbeat bobcat]

[clear prism]

Jelly?

[placid sail]

jealous

[clear prism]

Ahhh

OH FUCK JELLY

[upbeat bobcat]

He's far too gone

[placid sail]

pretty hard to do

too squishy

[clear prism]

Nah man, I remembered I left some jelly pudding out

[placid sail]

oh

[clear prism]

Now it is spoiled, great

[placid sail]

you're welcome

oh

nvm

[clear prism]

🤣

Truly #🎪bruh-fart

[upbeat bobcat]

So good lmao

[grizzled meadow]

The Office: ruined

[upbeat bobcat]

Ugh

https://twitter.com/ayatobeom/status/1543212525491142658?s=20&t=WHydOMWmn3O49oF8_XI5gw

vienna (@ayatobeom)

masjid teyvat didalamnya

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[clear prism]

The hell?

[upbeat bobcat]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/977570738133413889/992888836055117884/trim.38C6D78F-9281-44B7-B65C-7F32BC51F43A.mov

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/977570738133413889/992888974844629073/aiobzo2qbb491.mp4

[clear prism]

Now add axes and guns

[mortal violet]

scream my beloved

best cs player

[onyx birch]

Unbased, didn’t use an M60 or a flamethrower

[placid sail]

psst

hey

[mortal violet]

creep

[onyx birch]

Russian bus be stalkin

[mortal violet]

bring in the crane

[onyx birch]

Pointless

the lake shall consume everything

[mortal violet]

the dock crumbles under the weight of the crane

[glad kelp]

M yes

Manual wart removal

[gloomy roost]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qowSdqsZ5e8

[atomic pewter]

Amazing but I swear to god this guy needs to chew with his mouth shut

[atomic pewter]

https://tenor.com/view/the-office-michael-scott-leaving-turning-around-no-gif-21361019

[upbeat bobcat]

pls no

[eager quest]

praying to the wrong people there bud

[upbeat bobcat]

cock grenade

[glad kelp]

Lol

Me who is already 10 hours on mc:

[upbeat bobcat]

MC Crystal

[glad kelp]

Wha?

[upbeat bobcat]

You know

MC

[severe linden]

https://twitter.com/sarama_burwani/status/1543087265823473665?s=21&t=f7bTJhvMmxKgh4MvUk3CGg

Sarama Burwani @ 6.1 (@Sarama_Burwani)

in memoriam

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[upbeat bobcat]

Yessirrrr

[plucky void]

LMAO

[glad kelp]

Basically master crystal

Actually misstress crystal

Lol

[glad kelp]

Pana 🤝

Also damn i got blood on my fingers

Again

😐

[mortal violet]

im concerned

[glad kelp]

It's just because of self removal of something called a wart

[clear prism]

I did not need to know that

In fact, none of us needed to know that

[glad kelp]

I know

[clear prism]

Get better soon anyway

Bish.

[glad kelp]

Lmao

Well i hope too

[clear prism]

Do not die

[mortal violet]

thaiohta

[glad kelp]

Will not die from such a tiny frickin wound

[clear prism]

It would be a great inconvenience to the person who needs to clean up

Made in Egypt 💪

[glad kelp]

[grizzled meadow]

The theory @real tinsel is @mortal violet is tempting btw

I'm starting to believe that

[eager quest]

'tis just a flesh wound

ive had worse

[mortal violet]

https://tenor.com/view/mother-fat-yo-mama-explode-explosion-gif-22515407

[glad kelp]

EXACTLY

[eager quest]

such as splitting my head open on the edge of a desk

and surviving

[glad kelp]

I fell out my bed on my neck when i was about a month old

:3

[eager quest]

i still have the mark of me splitting my face open

its permanent

it was at school too

[glad kelp]

Literally my parents told me it because i could not remember it at all

Ah yes

The oasis

The cure for cancer, i see?

However

Yes

Those dogs can eat my shit

...and my blade, too

[gloomy roost]

And my axe

[eager quest]

i remember slicing my forearms and chest open-ish with a karambit at one point

it was ACCIDENTAL

[glad kelp]

Omg

[eager quest]

actually i think the arm ones were slashes and the chest ones were stabs

good thing the stabs werent too deep

[clear prism]

Goodness gracious

[glad kelp]

Goodness

[gloomy roost]

Mf tried to do tricks with it?

[clear prism]

Things certainly escalated here

[eager quest]

you got it

ive had some pretty bad injuries at my life

[glad kelp]

Me who can't even handle a karambit:

[eager quest]

not too proud of them

[glad kelp]

Me who can handle a cooking knife:

[gloomy roost]

[mortal violet]

[eager quest]

oh right i also remember almost permanently blinding my left eye

method: slicing it

[gloomy roost]

Mf sneeze kannione

Bro

Aint trusting you with sharp stuff

[eager quest]

i was playing with a small-ish but INSANELY sharp thin stick at one point

spinning it around my fingers and shit

[glad kelp]

That's why i use blunt stuff :3

[eager quest]

and it suddenly slips

and then that happened

the tip was just sent across the bottom of my eye and slicing my skin open

what i mean by bottom is

on the skin

RIGHT under entering the actual eye

[glad kelp]

Must have been a nerve

[gloomy roost]

[eager quest]

or when i shattered my top row front teeth on a toilet bowl

because i slipped

and fell mouth-first into the bowl

[gloomy roost]

Ok im sorry

[eager quest]

the ceramic

[gloomy roost]

Just bad luck

[grizzled meadow]

Gotta update the description again

"Man-made horror beyond comprension"

[clear prism]

I had this wooden desk once which I continuously stab and hack away with a knife. It was solid hardwood, about 10 Cms thick. I made like a fist sized hole into it 😂

[gloomy roost]

Ghosty's -4 karma

Only injury I've had in uh

My life

[placid sail]

told ya

[gloomy roost]

Is accidently cutting my finger

That's it

[placid sail]

your honor, I'm a midget with a hammer

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/guh-cat-gif-22906544

[clear prism]

I also used to utilize my door as a throwing board. It is why I am so adept at throwing knives nowadays 🤣

[eager quest]

or when i just severed the vein under the tongue by half-way falling into a fucking manhole at 1 year old and 6 months (i was on one of those small plastic "cars" with no roof or anything that u control using ur legs)

:)

[glad kelp]

Also cancer: ami a joke to you?

[upbeat bobcat]

[gloomy roost]

[upbeat bobcat]

You know what's funny

[eager quest]

but yeah i think thats about the worst ive had

[upbeat bobcat]

My future

[gloomy roost]

Jokes on you

It's OUR future

[eager quest]

oh and also trying to front flip off the side of my bed (onto the bed) and landing on my nape

[glad kelp]

Wasn'tment to be funny smh

[eager quest]

that was it

just

flopped

couldnt breathe

[placid sail]

it's not funny

it's glorious

because you're destined to be the king of all bikers

[eager quest]

who here said something about falling on their neck

[glad kelp]

I am destined to be

[clear prism]

You know what else is funny? @upbeat bobcat because he looking kinda like a snack right now

[glad kelp]

Uh

Someone

[gloomy roost]

[glad kelp]

Special

Maybe

[gloomy roost]

Why are you malding?

[glad kelp]

Meh

[eager quest]

@glad kelp how did ur neck-falling experience feel

[upbeat bobcat]

Don't mald, morb

[glad kelp]

Idk i was only a few months old

[eager quest]

mine was just dropping on my nape (back of the neck) and then just bouncing and flopping without breath

[clear prism]

@glad kelp do you have a shoe with sand in it

[eager quest]

and i wasnt a baby, i was a kid, so i fucking felt it

i had actual weight to myself

im surprised my neck didnt break from that

[glad kelp]

But once i also fell on my neck in spirt class

[eager quest]

instead i just couldnt breathe

[glad kelp]

AND I WAS OKAY

[upbeat bobcat]

[glad kelp]

Like what the fuckk

[eager quest]

i still think this one where i split my face open was the worst

traumatizing experience

visible mark

[glad kelp]

It really sounds like it

[eager quest]

so close to dying

[glad kelp]

Could imagine such a monster too

But anyways

[eager quest]

it wasnt the best scenario, but holy shit is it good i was in my classroom with one other classmate while others went to sport class

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-sad-why-why-are-we-still-here-just-to-suffer-gif-17485467

[eager quest]

my guy just saw me fall, split my face open and run to call for help

[glad kelp]

Bro did the best thing possible

[gloomy roost]

Ok Ghosty being controlled by a suicidal spirit

[glad kelp]

How far did it split if you mind me asking?

[eager quest]

pretty deep

it was mostly in the upper face area

which is why i said i almost died

because i was like

2 centimeters away from splitting MY TEMPLE open

instead of my face

[clear prism]

My goodness, you guys are still on it?

[eager quest]

the rest of it anyway

[grizzled meadow]

He's probably fucking with us, he actually created an alt account

[glad kelp]

Oh jesus christ in heaven

You are

One lucky guy

[eager quest]

yeah ive survived some weird shit

[eager quest]

idk

you never know

[gloomy roost]

https://tenor.com/byETd.gif

[clear prism]

(Off the record, I think he is just being a sly bastard and doing this to evade punishment)

(Which, I guess, is sort of working?)

[gloomy roost]

Why would he even get punishment?

[clear prism]

🤷‍♂️

[grizzled meadow]

I won't punish him...

[gloomy roost]

Did he just do a bad reply @ Falco

Ye

Falco vented on Kha

[grizzled meadow]

It's already water under the bridge

[gloomy roost]

And then boom

[clear prism]

Well, then I got no clue 🤣

[placid sail]

no doubt

[placid sail]

I think he may be upset and have done it unintentionally

[eager quest]

ok im never flying motorcycles in cyberpunk ever again

[clear prism]

Heh

[eager quest]

just crashed into the side of a bridge, fell off my motorcycle and splattered into red paste on the ground below me

[gloomy roost]

[glad kelp]

Ah yes

Humans 👏

They deserve a

Fucking price

[placid sail]

crystal's so edgy, no wonder they always bleeding

[glad kelp]

Bro you're next

[clear prism]

Need some sandpaper for that edge?

I still got some from my home project

[glad kelp]

Alright man I'll take it, how much each?

[clear prism]

I need you to go on an epic quest to kill a Sdalger named "Vidorov Dickings". He is a mean bastard, you will need to collect sixteen artifacts and duct tape them together in order to smack him with it since he uses rare OP Artifact only he owns (everyOPcharacterever™️) and then you need to bring me his entire body as proof

Or 20 rubles

[placid sail]

that reminds me

didn't we have RP channel?

[glad kelp]

man okay, but why be such a cheapass?

[clear prism]

20 roubs is 20 roubs

[mortal violet]

#931238326172794881 ?

[placid sail]

you would be dismayed how little that is

[placid sail]

oh right I'm blind

thanks khaaytil

I mean, Apollo

wink wink

[mortal violet]

[clear prism]

I know what I said

But thank you for being very forthcoming with solid advice, this is greatly appreciated

Would you like to buy an encyclopedia for 200 roubs?

[placid sail]

I will go ahead and pay for my good friend crystal's expenses, then

here you go buddy

[clear prism]

WOOOOOOOOOO

[glad kelp]

that little for so much effort?

[clear prism]

It is payday, fellas

[glad kelp]

Damn

[placid sail]

don't spend it all in a day bud

[mortal violet]

gold doubloons

[glad kelp]

i'll give it my granny, she will know what to do with it

[placid sail]

yeah nah bud, that's the payment for a good sir gtanil

you're getting sandpaper

[glad kelp]

Ohhhh

[placid sail]

so you better be real round and shiny by tomorrow

and cease bleeding

[glad kelp]

I almost forgot about the sand paper

[placid sail]

sigh, I pay for them, and they forget about the issue the next second

people these days

[clear prism]

No respect with the youth today, eh?

[placid sail]

indeed

[placid sail]

you figured out already what you gonna do with all that dosh?

[clear prism]

Aye

[clear prism]

I bought 1/10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000th of a piece of bread

Truly, I am never going to be hungry again

[placid sail]

in all fairness to our shitty currency

you actually can buy a bread with that

whole 175 grams of it

[clear prism]

AYO?!

[glad kelp]

WTF

[placid sail]

yes! lady luck is smiling upon you! you will never know hunger indeed!

[mortal violet]

looks like some good bread to put some de ruijter on

[clear prism]

Damn bro

Literally cheaper then Zone bread

What has the world come to

[placid sail]

Zone ecomony is an equivalent of buying something in the airport

or, I dunno, a tourist district in some popular city

[clear prism]

Look bro

[placid sail]

the prices are a liiiiiiiiiitle stretched

[clear prism]

Bred is bred.

So what if the nice fella wants a gold bar?

[glad kelp]

Yeah just a tad

[glad kelp]

Mug him

[placid sail]

gotta sell a lot of sandpaper to crystal then

I'm afraid there won't be nothing left of them after we're done

[clear prism]

Is going to become The Sandpaper.

[placid sail]

Dust reaper

still bleeding somehow

[clear prism]

Stop bleeding, the fuck bro

[glad kelp]

It stopped bleeding long ago damnit

xD

[clear prism]

See, it stopped because I said so

I truly am in command of biology and nature

[placid sail]

what 175 grams of bread do to a mf

[glad kelp]

Ah yeah? Go ahead, delete the zone

[clear prism]

Me after eating Russian bred and glowing green in the dark

[clear prism]

I would. For money.

[glad kelp]

"Mum i think i ate too much glowstickz"

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-walking-glow-gif-9308707

[clear prism]

😂

[placid sail]

ayo crystal whats up you need more paper

said the glowing skelly man

[glad kelp]

Isn't paper made out of wood

[clear prism]

You are made out of paper

[placid sail]

well aren't you an intellectual

[clear prism]

So that means you are made out of wood, theoretically

Which makes you a tree

[glad kelp]

Hmmm

Tree man

[placid sail]

wait what

[clear prism]

Tell me, why the fuck the trees be treeing, eh?

[placid sail]

[glad kelp]

I doubt that sometimes

[clear prism]

Look, Dr. pepper, I asked you a question

[clear prism]

Why is you be??

Uh

What the fuck

[glad kelp]

Literally me rn

[upbeat bobcat]

Dem legs

[clear prism]

"Klaus Gutenberg"

That sounds faker then Bavaria

Or Bielefeld

[clear prism]

BIELEFELD

[glad kelp]

More fake then world peace

[upbeat bobcat]

blelelefield

[clear prism]

Guys, Bielefeld does not exist

[placid sail]

commence the fart of brain

[clear prism]

Stop lying to yourselves

[glad kelp]

Bro...tis a fuckin

[glad kelp]

Das a fuckin anomaly

[upbeat bobcat]

Thanks

I know you're telling that to the Seattle

[mortal violet]

nah bro

that's nessie

[glad kelp]

That is worse then nessie

[upbeat bobcat]

Just slipped

[upbeat bobcat]

[clear prism]

Send dudes

[upbeat bobcat]

I can hear the

[clear prism]

I need more reinforcements

[glad kelp]

Yeah bro send dunes

Dunes make funni sound

[placid sail]

my time has come

https://tenor.com/view/dune-oil-gif-19265348

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/sigma-rule-740-gif-25127296

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/kiss-a-homie-kiss-smack-gif-17593938

[glad kelp]

Bro wut-

[clear prism]

Just hand over the nudes and no one loses their precious Fortnite Battlepass

[glad kelp]

Wtf-

[glad kelp]

Niet

[upbeat bobcat]

This has been too heavy for Crystal it seems

Go to bed Crystal

Bed time for you

[gloomy roost]

https://twitter.com/MustelidFan69/status/1543035821212721153?s=20&t=0_H-m2nvGheSZky0krYSLA This is Falco content right?

funky guy (@MustelidFan69)

https://t.co/DYNeXu4BzB

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[glad kelp]

Why would i

[upbeat bobcat]

I'm gonna start Gamma soon y'all, how long do I survive you say?

[glad kelp]

One second

[upbeat bobcat]

It's been around a year since I've played Anomaly

[placid sail]

what are the rules

[mortal violet]

i hope you spawn on an anomaly

[upbeat bobcat]

What rules idk

[gloomy roost]

since it doesn't load

[glad kelp]

We wish pure hell to rain upon yer

[upbeat bobcat]

I just play guitar by the fire

[placid sail]

thank god I can't open twitter posts

[glad kelp]

Thay chimera in the background:

[upbeat bobcat]

I'll be in Rookie village anyways

[placid sail]

then the forecast is favorable

[upbeat bobcat]

Lot of important npc's to defend there

[glad kelp]

True

[upbeat bobcat]

I'll be fine

I'll just hide

[placid sail]

fanatic and self-insert anime girl will take care of it

[clear prism]

What would be funny is if we could control the mutants and enemies that spawn in your game somehow

[upbeat bobcat]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/978291696007802890/InShot_20220415_151812118.mp4

[clear prism]

So we could truly make life a goddam abyssal nightmare for you

[upbeat bobcat]

Hmm, I'm not sure if there's an app like Twitch chat interaction for it

[placid sail]

chonke

[clear prism]

Mod makers, get on it

[upbeat bobcat]

If there's a Twitch chat interaction mod, I'd gladly use it streaming for yall

[glad kelp]

Yay

[upbeat bobcat]

I'm into that

[placid sail]

you should go to sleep

NOW

[glad kelp]

Why

[mortal violet]

that cat looks like a korean supreme leader

[azure glade]

Chonk

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-low-tier-god-you-should-kill-yourself-now-gif-23487049

[clear prism]

Because he said so

Now you must do it, naturally

[azure glade]

@glad kelp why are you awake

Bro its 2 in the morning

[clear prism]

Why do you still do the being awake?

[glad kelp]

Ok??????.

[azure glade]

Cringe

[gloomy roost]

OK??????.

[glad kelp]

XD

[mortal violet]

prime gaming time

wtf

[clear prism]

🤨

[placid sail]

ruining your sleep schedule is not a joke

[glad kelp]

Obv

Lol

I have nothing to do sooooo...

[clear prism]

Ruin it like you ruined your relationship with your friends from school

[azure glade]

Chads wake up at 2 in the morning😎

[glad kelp]

I never had any friends at school 👌

[clear prism]

Destroy it

Cast it into the flames!

[placid sail]

wake up, take a shid, leave the bed

crystal wtf

[azure glade]

Good Soldiers Follow orders..

[glad kelp]

Whaw

[placid sail]

you've been here for an hour already since we asked you to go to sleep

[glad kelp]

Bro

[placid sail]

go to sleep now!

[glad kelp]

Xd

Aaargh fine

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/missionaccomplished-emperorsnewgroove-kronk-gif-4514330

[clear prism]

Literally getting bullied to sleep

[glad kelp]

Literally getting chopped to death

By 7 people

[clear prism]

Go sleep or else

[placid sail]

I prefer the term "peer pressured to sleep"

[glad kelp]

Or else wh a t

[clear prism]

You tell me

Now go to sleep

[glad kelp]

Pfft alright

[azure glade]

You will be found in the next river inside an trashbag

[glad kelp]

Better then living like this :3

[clear prism]

I will make you listen to French music

[glad kelp]

Noooooo

Ok I'll go to sleep

[placid sail]

that's a bit too rough, khaaytil 3

[clear prism]

GO

[azure glade]

Who said you will be dead ?

[upbeat bobcat]

Bruv at least your money is still worth something, you can buy things without losing your liver.

[clear prism]

Rush B already, bro

B = Bed

[glad kelp]

who said i couldn't escape?

[azure glade]

[glad kelp]

Yeh

[azure glade]

Just shush and go to bed

[glad kelp]

No witnesses

[placid sail]

turn that frown upside down

NOW

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-low-tier-god-you-should-kill-yourself-now-gif-23487049

[upbeat bobcat]

What frown

[clear prism]

Think positively

[placid sail]

no questions

just execute

[upbeat bobcat]

I'm aboutta start Project Zomboid

[glad kelp]

Man yoi punch someones liver they just fall down like what the heck get up

[upbeat bobcat]

I'm good

[azure glade]

Are you polish or smth?

[clear prism]

At least you will not run out of kindling with all that useless money

[upbeat bobcat]

Worse

[azure glade]

Oh God...

[clear prism]

Brazilian?

[upbeat bobcat]

You gotta go south

[placid sail]

a penguin!

[azure glade]

Bulgarian

[upbeat bobcat]

Nah, I'm not in America

[clear prism]

Thank goodness

[upbeat bobcat]

Close but no

[placid sail]

peanut!

[clear prism]

At least you were spared that cruelty

[azure glade]

Oh no

[upbeat bobcat]

[placid sail]

seagul?

[upbeat bobcat]

Wish I was Steven Seagull

[clear prism]

He is obviously not a Slovak

[upbeat bobcat]

Nop

[placid sail]

he's kind of an asshole tho

[clear prism]

Hmmmm

[upbeat bobcat]

Yeah, can't act. Only role is Jack and same clothing and all

Who was that Mexican dude always gets the same role

[placid sail]

he also hanged out with russian government which is never a good sign

[upbeat bobcat]

hmm

[clear prism]

He reminds me of mayonnaise for some reason

[upbeat bobcat]

what

[clear prism]

Mhm, mayonnaise

Imma eat that now, brb

[placid sail]

so you didn't know?

I'm not playing

guess who's that old lizard on the right

[upbeat bobcat]

I didn't know this but I was answering to the mayonnaise part

[placid sail]

oh

[upbeat bobcat]

What a cuck

[placid sail]

dude's a third rate statham, you gonna suck off anything to get by

[upbeat bobcat]

I guess

[placid sail]

and 20 rubles is 20 rubles

[upbeat bobcat]

Not anymore?

[placid sail]

175 grams of bread no less

[upbeat bobcat]

Tho rubles are still better than my money thanks to EU paying all that sweet money

Fucking woman literally said we continue to buy gas and petrol because we don't want Russia to get richer by selling those to black market

What is she trying to justify

[placid sail]

my friend was amused by the loophole that turkish traders proposed to him when he was buying Iphone there

[upbeat bobcat]

Lmaoo

[placid sail]

since he can't pay more than, uh 7 grands? or something like that. in cash

they sold him several GIFT CARDS

[upbeat bobcat]

Yeah there's a cash limit

[placid sail]

which he in turn used to buy an Iphone

the ingenuity of turkish traders

[upbeat bobcat]

I see, glad to hear things went smoothly

If it's trading, dudes are fuckin genius, they can literally ruin your whole career and you wouldn't notice

[placid sail]

gonna remember that trick when our parts are inevitably hit by shit like that in the future 🙂

[upbeat bobcat]

That's what makes me fuckin tilted, I don't like haggling around, word plays and stuff

Just say the price and I'll pay motherfucker

[placid sail]

it's a man eats man ass world, mayo

[upbeat bobcat]

Welp, good luck...

[placid sail]

you gotta start being cunning eventually, or somebody is gonna be playing you dirty

[upbeat bobcat]

İsn't my looks threatening enough?

It keeps some things at bay

[clear prism]

You use a combination of lies, deception, gaslighting, false evidence, cheating and flexing

This will get you far in the world

[placid sail]

well, I can't say for certain, biker king look is intimidating indeed, but there may be a cute looking baby face behind that censor block which kinda ruins the effect

[upbeat bobcat]

Not me, I wanna die right here

[placid sail]

dude

[grizzled meadow]

Are you talking politics in here?

[placid sail]

if you die now

[grizzled meadow]

🤨

[upbeat bobcat]

In my childhood yeah, not anymore tho

[placid sail]

you'll die before Erdogan does

[upbeat bobcat]

Dude is into 50th chemotherapy rn

[grizzled meadow]

I'm helping a dude with GAMMA, don't talk politics, it's 2:30AM, I need to sleep

[clear prism]

Falco working overtime

[grizzled meadow]

I don't even know if you're talking politics

[upbeat bobcat]

We just talk irl and trading

[grizzled meadow]

I just saw Putin and Steven Seagulls

[placid sail]

penne is better than spagetti

[grizzled meadow]

And Erdogan

[upbeat bobcat]

And I'm shitting

[grizzled meadow]

NO

[clear prism]

Pootin

[grizzled meadow]

Spaghetti*

AND NO

[severe linden]

Sleep old ravioli man

[clear prism]

Pootis penser here!

[grizzled meadow]

Soon™️

[upbeat bobcat]

We were memeing about Seagull

And Erdoğan is a meme himself so

[clear prism]

Holy shit

[upbeat bobcat]

https://c.tenor.com/OzJRAe3gx-sAAAAM/ok-good.gif

[clear prism]

He is Turkish

[grizzled meadow]

Just don't go politic

Then you can do whatever

[placid sail]

Being a seagull - cool
being a Steven Seagull - not so much

[upbeat bobcat]

True

[clear prism]

Ok ok, let me do this, one second

[upbeat bobcat]

Nani

[clear prism]

Nasilsin, abi?

Evet?

[mortal violet]

this is facts btw

[clear prism]

Ah yes, my Master Turkish still works

[upbeat bobcat]

[grizzled meadow]

No khaaytil, it's not

[placid sail]

you can't handle the truth, Falco

[grizzled meadow]

You can't handle it

[placid sail]

penne is superior

you can't break penne in half

but spaghetti? easily

[mortal violet]

pasta tier list

s - penne
a -
b -
c -
d - spaghetti

[placid sail]

facts

[clear prism]

Imma be real with you, I think Falco is just a figment of my imagination because one time, I said to a friend that no one would have a corpo dude laughing as a profile picture but now Falco is here and said bateman posting is a thing and ever since, I think I am in some weird fever dream

[mortal violet]

wake up

[upbeat bobcat]

[gloomy roost]

What happened to said friend?

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/wakeup-gif-19924898

[grizzled meadow]

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/out-disappear-bye-vanished-gif-4932063

[gloomy roost]

Bring him here if he doesn't believe in Falconism

[upbeat bobcat]

Imagine being relevant

[placid sail]

gtanil takes a wacky pill and suddenly there is no brainfart anymore

happens on a regular basis

we have undiscovered amount of users being a single person called khaaytil

[grizzled meadow]

Probably

[grizzled meadow]

Definetely

[clear prism]

I was khaaytil all along

Falco was khaaytil all along

[mortal violet]

khaaytil is a hivemind

we are all khaaytil

[clear prism]

#╭📖faq was khaaytil all along

Even the Discord nitro was indeed khaaytil all along

[placid sail]

keep it cool!

or you'll become khaaytil too!

just... relax, ok?

[clear prism]

Look, funny bred man, I am absolutely about to slap you with a jar of pickles

[placid sail]

jokes on you I love pickles

[clear prism]

Me too

🤝

What the fdi

[mortal violet]

which kind of pickle tho

[clear prism]

Fuck

[mortal violet]

now this is a serious discussion

[grizzled meadow]

Yes

[clear prism]

What happened to his text

What the fuck holy

[placid sail]

I prefer little and crunchy ones

слышь ты пиши на английском

[grizzled meadow]

That's arabic, it's normal

[mortal violet]

what in the got damn

[clear prism]

I like your funny words, magic man

[mortal violet]

that better say bread & butter

[clear prism]

Uhhhh

Sorry, I do not speak Oil

[mortal violet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/853099664605052928/934645754931322960/caption.gif

[clear prism]

Have you tried not thinking about it?

[grizzled meadow]

Mashallah

Inchalla

[mortal violet]

bismillah

[placid sail]

I'll have you know there is a rule here made by @grizzled meadow that you're obliged to translate anything written or send by you unless it's english or pasta language

[clear prism]

Kind of interesting how Arabic, even in Discord, looks so artistic

Interesting stuff

[placid sail]

@grizzled meadow officer, we've got a situation here

use the extreme force

[clear prism]

Poor Falco

He just wants to sleep, man

[placid sail]

every second he tries to sleep, but whenever somebody pings him, his bed automatically turns over and throws him on the ground

truly demanding and excruciating job

[clear prism]

He does the sigma male Lalo Salamanca sleep

Because every hour, someone goes here and does something stupid

He just knows it

dies of heat stroke and dehydration

It is indeed

I prefer cold much, much more

Put me into hot environments?

I fucking die lol

[mortal violet]

oh yeah but is it humid

[clear prism]

Brazil time

[mortal violet]

baby food

try 30c but with 80% humidity

[grizzled meadow]

True that

p!translate EN تعرف ان الاسهال فيه خري؟

[foggy mantle]

Original

تعرف ان الاسهال فيه خري؟

English

Do you know that diarrhea is good?

[grizzled meadow]

Don't mess with this moderator

[mortal violet]

he's gaslighting you

[upbeat bobcat]

diarrhoea is good for health

[foggy mantle]

Missing Argument
The to argument is required.

Usage: p!translate <to> <text>

That language is not supported.

[upbeat bobcat]

p!translate IT ذا بينيس مونكي

[foggy mantle]

Original

ذا بينيس مونكي

Italian

La scimmia dei berretti

[grizzled meadow]

Okay

p!translate EN ذا بينيس مونكي

[foggy mantle]

Original

ذا بينيس مونكي

English

The Beanies Monkey

[upbeat bobcat]

p!translate TR La scimmia dei berretti

[foggy mantle]

Original

La scimmia dei berretti

Turkish

kapakların maymunu

[upbeat bobcat]

p!translate EN kapakların maymunu

[foggy mantle]

Original

kapakların maymunu

English

monkey of caps

[upbeat bobcat]

Fuckin hell

p!translate JP monkey of caps

[foggy mantle]

That language is not supported.

[upbeat bobcat]

aw

p!translate ES ااا يااااسطااا تيجي تاكل كوشري؟

[foggy mantle]

Original

ااا يااااسطااا تيجي تاكل كوشري؟

Spanish

Ah, ¿Ostaa Taji come Koshary?

[upbeat bobcat]

p!translate GER Ah, ¿Ostaa Taji come Koshary?

[foggy mantle]

That language is not supported.

[mortal violet]

this bot wack!!!

[upbeat bobcat]

I'm trying to get the worst final

[mortal violet]

p!translate EN عندك حق

[foggy mantle]

Original

عندك حق

English

You are right

[mortal violet]

[upbeat bobcat]

p!translate IT wack

[foggy mantle]

Original

wack

Italian

matto

[upbeat bobcat]

matto 🤌

p!translate TR تعرف تترجم الكلمة دى؟

[foggy mantle]

Original

تعرف تترجم الكلمة دى؟

Turkish

Bu kelimeyi nasıl çevireceğinizi biliyor musunuz?

[upbeat bobcat]

p!translate IT Bu kelimeyi nasıl çevireceğinizi biliyor musunuz?

[foggy mantle]

Original

Bu kelimeyi nasıl çevireceğinizi biliyor musunuz?

Italian

Sai come tradurre questa parola?

[upbeat bobcat]

p!translate EN Sai come tradurre questa parola?

[foggy mantle]

Original

Sai come tradurre questa parola?

English

Do you know how to translate this word?

[upbeat bobcat]

It's ez

We need complex shit

[mortal dirge]

go to sleepy

[grizzled meadow]

I'm going to

Try to not shit too much

[mortal dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/poop-shit-diarrhea-ice-cream-soft-serve-gif-4971272

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/mgsv-epic-embed-fail-epic-epic-embed-gif-21836356

[mortal dirge]

nsfw

[mortal dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/cock-penis-balls-gif-4712025

https://tenor.com/view/watch-yo-tone-mf-bowling-pin-bowling-ball-gif-twitter-gif-25338320

[mortal violet]

barney looking hella different

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-propaganda-epic-embed-epic-embed-propaganda-gif-21517756

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-epic-embed-revolution-revolution-socialism-gif-21671897

With that said, goodnight

[mortal violet]

https://tenor.com/view/mimimimimi-cat-sleeping-snoring-cat-sleeping-cat-drooling-cat-gif-23979759

couple hours

[grizzled meadow]

https://youtu.be/PoEwFM4VC2g

[mortal violet]

SIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[upbeat bobcat]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/273536481237139456/991845565291831306/video0-2.mp4

[mortal violet]

@grizzled meadow

[grizzled meadow]

I'm going I'm going

I was checking something on GAMMA

[mortal violet]

gamma can wait

sleep cannot

[grizzled meadow]

Luigi's Mansion 10/10 game

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upS0wiQ57Ss

[upbeat bobcat]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/574674277681463311/992173837036818632/kt6fuxf73n891.png

[azure glade]

I hate British "people"

[stone blade]

wumpus? more like wumbussy

[pastel quartz]

A foolish man complains about his torn pocket, a wise man uses it to scratch his balls

[zinc field]

very wise

[real tinsel]

he's literally me fr

[grizzled meadow]

Brainfart the woman, me the man waiting for @real tinsel

[grizzled meadow]

Well then, he quoted the same video and I just saw it

Talking about coincidence

[upbeat bobcat]

Look at this babi

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/812259709112942617/992964101062008862/me_edging_my_demon_core.mp4

Daily reminder

[upbeat bobcat]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/851252755968425984/993030936172167220/unknown.png

@plucky void

[heady crow]

@upbeat bobcat

[upbeat bobcat]

I got nothing much against Ricardo cat

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/993079517088317580/brokencattos_CVlewnrKJND_0_249270026_241408488050877_5570329148800013091_n.webp.jpg
clearly you dont own an air fryer

[upbeat bobcat]

[upbeat bobcat]

https://www.tefal.com/Cooking-appliances/Fryers/Oiless-Fryers/ACTIFRY-ORIGINAL-FZ710/p/1510001254

I have this

[grizzled meadow]

Obviously

First try

[stone blade]

idk any

sorry

[upbeat bobcat]

[proven crown]

O no

World war 900

Or WW3 through WW303

[upbeat bobcat]

(Don't actually)

[proven crown]

Sadge

To be fair, we're on the verge of another world war more often than you'd think

[upbeat bobcat]

World is in financial hell right now, a world war would just cripple literally everyone

And the threat is not only the nuke now so

[stone blade]

in this server or?

[heady crow]

Yeah

[placid sail]

khaaytil #3 confirmed

[upbeat bobcat]

Wtf

[humble badge]

when you're in a difficult situation in The Zone

[upbeat bobcat]

once you enter that route

[azure glade]

What

[upbeat bobcat]

Ngl I was expecting "uh no"

[stone blade]

uh no

[grizzled meadow]

I talked with him, he's fine, don't worry

We're in love again

[stone blade]

gay arc

[clear prism]

Do not be tempted, bro

Do not be tempted by the devil

[grizzled meadow]

Meanwhile me who's been using debug mode from RC1:

https://tenor.com/view/take-no-shit-arnold-schwarzenegger-gif-19763542

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSjRt2AjmdA

[clear prism]

Man, those sunglasses were a huge hit back then

I still have a pair hidden somewhere 😂

[grizzled meadow]

OH COME ON

THAT'S NOT EVEN TRUE

Okay

@heady crow

[clear prism]

Eh?

[grizzled meadow]

It's a joke about muscles

"ARMv7"

[clear prism]

😂

It do take a lot of time and effort, yes

Never skip leg day, or you will be on LEGv2 forever

[gloomy roost]

https://lew.dho.st/MzP/adYrI.mp4

[clear prism]

I like the part where he said

The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't, by subtracting where it is, from where it isn't, or where it isn't, from where it is, whichever is greater, it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance sub-system uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is, to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position where it was, is now the position that it isn't. In the event of the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has required a variation. The variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too, may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was. The missile guidance computance scenario works as follows: Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is, however it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subracts where it should be, from where it wasn't, or vice versa. By differentiating this from the algebraic sum og where it shouldn't be, and where it was. It is able to obtain a deviation, and a variation, which is called "air"

[heady crow]

Burned that copypasta to a friends mixtape cd last summer and it always plays when he gives me a ride

Stg im so tired of that shit

[real tinsel]

i don't hate british people

i think

[real tinsel]

there's a version of this with music but i forgot who posted it