🎪bruh-fart

[grizzled meadow]

Now I can change channels name, position, descriptions, etc.

[upbeat bobcat]

Falco 2.0

[real tinsel]

damn

with great power comes the ability to abuse it

[placid sail]

now every moderator has SPAS 12

[grizzled meadow]

Ahahahahahahahahahahah

[real tinsel]

why

[placid sail]

antibiotics

[upbeat bobcat]

Ayo what happen

[placid sail]

I'm gay

[grizzled meadow]

Jesus Christ I can't laugh

I'll wake up everyone

Stop it

[placid sail]

but really, it's just some annoying little infection, nothing too serious, or so I hope

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-has-more-drip-gif-21620463

[real tinsel]

he's the coolest boy

[mortal dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/imhotep-the-mummy-reaction-gif-10306520

[grizzled meadow]

You have the CBT role, the most beautiful role in here, I can't match your power...

OR CAN I

[real tinsel]

ah, a fellow cock and ball torture enjoyer

[upbeat bobcat]

Cock and ball torture > Closed beta tester

[placid sail]

he's too powerful now

[grizzled meadow]

I'm 2.0 for good reasons

[placid sail]

2022 NO MERCY

[real tinsel]

like i said

[grizzled meadow]

Now I just need someone who can turn my profile pic in a robot or something

[grizzled meadow]

, JACK

KIDS ARE CRUEL

AND I LOVE MINORS

Okay, there's the meme

[upbeat bobcat]

Bruh, we getting a description

[grizzled meadow]

That's my unlimited power

[upbeat bobcat]

Psychological support

Prove it

Kha

[real tinsel]

@placid sail

[grizzled meadow]

@placid sail

[grizzled meadow]

FUCK

Now I'm Falco 1.9

[upbeat bobcat]

[placid sail]

oh no

[grizzled meadow]

khaaytil ninja'd me

[placid sail]

am I a staff member now

do I get paid

[grizzled meadow]

I seriously have too much power on my hands

[upbeat bobcat]

Psychological plaything more like

[grizzled meadow]

[real tinsel]

no you're a volunteer

[placid sail]

khaaytil pay me

[upbeat bobcat]

What

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/then-pay-with-your-blood-oblivion-oblivion-npc-elder-scrolls-you-will-die-gif-20798850

[upbeat bobcat]

Was bz11k another account of Kha?

[placid sail]

we played you

like a damn fiddle

[real tinsel]

mayor they're all me

[placid sail]

it's even better than that...

mayo, you're khaaytil, too

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/bro-bruh-gif-20308185

[real tinsel]

i am inside you mayo

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/sml-brooklyn-guy-dun-dun-dunnnn-dun-dun-dun-dramatic-sound-effect-gif-25242141

[real tinsel]

you're my most precious wall

[placid sail]

that went south as fast as expected

[real tinsel]

i'm glad it was expected

[placid sail]

you should ask Falco for a role

[placid sail]

"horny bald lunatic"

or just horny lunatic? a bit too long

bald horny?

horny bald

[real tinsel]

bald wall dweller

[placid sail]

oh, yeah, that's not bad

FALCO

WE'VE COME TO BARGAIN

[upbeat bobcat]

"Cock and stone" role

[grizzled meadow]

As much as I love the idea of creating a role just for people in here, I can't, don't ask me to...

[placid sail]

he's trying to escape the truth

that he is khaaytil

[upbeat bobcat]

That would degrade Falco to 0.5

Creating random roles

[glad kelp]

Why friday

[grizzled meadow]

Don't make Grok regret his choice, it took me months to have the powers that an ordinary moderator on Discord has as soon as they give him the role

[real tinsel]

ask god or something

[grizzled meadow]

Yes

[glad kelp]

Which one though

[grizzled meadow]

JFC I seriously can't tonight

[placid sail]

yes

[upbeat bobcat]

Because you keep touching yourself

[glad kelp]

Wtf

[placid sail]

da

[glad kelp]

E

No

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/marikiplier-e-meme-lord-farquaad-gif-22138504

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-kickflip-tobey-bird-kieran-culkin-saturday-night-live-doing-tricks-gif-23826420

[glad kelp]

Wtf

[placid sail]

kickflip

[glad kelp]

Horseroll

[grizzled meadow]

Where have you been all this time?

[glad kelp]

At hone

[grizzled meadow]

Every Friday there has been a spam of a particular video

I can't believe you don't know what happens here on Fridays

[placid sail]

Crystal is too busy posting allo blyat

[glad kelp]

Well now you can

[grizzled meadow]

xaxaxaxaxaxaxa

[upbeat bobcat]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/988459111786111046/russian_call_cat.mov

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/DfEnIFV2-mc

[grizzled meadow]

[glad kelp]

Cock squasher

Lol

Funi name

[real tinsel]

thanks i thought of it

[upbeat bobcat]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/812259709112942617/985514131316703252/8Qx7NXxOnd7BN1Z2.mp4

[placid sail]

complete brain liquification

[glad kelp]

i can see that

[placid sail]

BABY MAN

[glad kelp]

Baby baby man

[grizzled meadow]

WHO THE FUCK DIDN'T REACT

[glad kelp]

Oh me

[upbeat bobcat]

Someone did a half assed job

[real tinsel]

@glad kelp

get him

[upbeat bobcat]

@glad kelp

[glad kelp]

HEY

[grizzled meadow]

Oke 🙂

[real tinsel]

he full assed it

[placid sail]

never before you've been so close to a ban

[glad kelp]

Not my fault that i didn't see it 😩

[grizzled meadow]

Yes

[grizzled meadow]

The command was already half written

[placid sail]

you're lucky to be here still

only because

Falco is using 10% of his power

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-darkside-star-wars-evil-innerme-gif-13048146

[glad kelp]

And shaggy used under one percent of his 😩

Lore

[grizzled meadow]

You don't know how much I'm tempted to create the "cock and stone" role for that bald bastard... but I can't

[real tinsel]

because if he used more the amount of energy he radiates would fry his calzones

[glad kelp]

*and wolf

Don't Forget wolf

Lol

[lavish dragon]

It's Thursday Falco

He's gone mad with power

[grizzled meadow]

My man it's Friday

[real tinsel]

the thought of it is enough

[placid sail]

dude

[placid sail]

door stuck

[upbeat bobcat]

We are the future

[placid sail]

oh here we go

[grizzled meadow]

Literally me

[upbeat bobcat]

US timezone

[grizzled meadow]

Where the fuck do you live, in the past?

[upbeat bobcat]

k

[grizzled meadow]

[real tinsel]

speed up old man

[placid sail]

look at this caveman

lol

[grizzled meadow]

Ah yeah US probably

[placid sail]

lmao even

[grizzled meadow]

Especially considering the DiGiorno shit he posted in #🥘food

[glad kelp]

Literally ME

[onyx birch]

why the change in channel name

[glad kelp]

Wait nvm

[grizzled meadow]

Long story

[glad kelp]

It isn't saturday for me xd

[upbeat bobcat]

Crystal go eat some berries you stinky

[grizzled meadow]

@onyx birch just a glimpse

[onyx birch]

it’s Thursday here lel

[grizzled meadow]

This is another example

[onyx birch]

timezone moment

[grizzled meadow]

Gotta step up your day cycle game

[lavish dragon]

Yes, I live in the U.S.. Insert your bald eagle/healthcare/school shooting jokes here

[real tinsel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/992201604335931482/shake_rattle_and_roll_friday.mp4

[onyx birch]

ah oke

[placid sail]

back to the barbie schedule

[real tinsel]

this guy's buddies have the ugliest looking gear in the game

[upbeat bobcat]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/837729372575105084/991942788956561478/Information.mp4

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/roach-shoot-spin-gif-16037800

[glad kelp]

"Fuck yeah! Kapitalsim"

Lol

Tbh

I think kapitalism works like "you can have my money because i wanna have this"

[real tinsel]

no that's how money itself works

[glad kelp]

Hm ok

Lol

Basic understanding ig

Welp

Time to google

[mortal dirge]

@grizzled meadow

not lookin good man

[upbeat bobcat]

WHAT

[mortal dirge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/793646409734684692/925360897319399495/ozon_krutitsya_gif_bumery.gif

[lavish dragon]

That's . . . incredible

[eager quest]

YOOOOOO

WTF

[placid sail]

the rise and fall of Falco

[eager quest]

falco

[glad kelp]

He shall be banned into the zone

[upbeat bobcat]

Truth

[glad kelp]

Ok so

[mortal violet]

aye, cheers to the weekend boys https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/872252014002843661/991495416132685844/RDT_20220628_2007554269124476087230241.jpg

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/dying-monkey-dying-gif-13123180

[placid sail]

bottoms up!

[glad kelp]

Kapitalism is about competition, private property, private controll and the "accumulation of capital" whatever that is

[grizzled meadow]

Gotta downgrade myself to Falco 0.5

[lavish dragon]

I expect he will be joining the catholic church soon

[upbeat bobcat]

🤌 church

[real tinsel]

it means hoarding money like a gold goblin

[glad kelp]

[real tinsel]

have a slice of this with that

[glad kelp]

And now a bit cocky-

[placid sail]

Falco (registered Sundowner)

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/jinx-baloongis-cat-nixly-weaky-repz-gif-25559792

[glad kelp]

That quality

[real tinsel]

goofy scribble

[onyx birch]

the wabble dee

[mortal violet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/834377561802801152/985637740001493102/all_about_jinx.mp4

[real tinsel]

this cat is a kid's drawing

[mortal violet]

we do a bit of jinxposting

[real tinsel]

we do a lot of jinxposting

[mortal violet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/819351263749341224/984593613503750174/jinxed.mp4

say less

[onyx birch]

we do a moderate amount of jinxposting

[placid sail]

mom, khaaytil's accounts are talking to each other again

[mortal violet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/819351263749341224/982097704400334868/ginx_2.mp4

[mortal violet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/819351263749341224/982096905997787166/jinx.mp4

[grizzled meadow]

Best gif 10/10

[placid sail]

@grizzled meadow <-

[onyx birch]

Flomwer

[real tinsel]

jinx is literally me fr

[mortal violet]

https://tenor.com/view/jinx-the-cat-jinx-big-foot-cat-fuck-you-makesweet-gif-24277245

[onyx birch]

Jinx mean

[onyx birch]

How is this man…

he really did it didn’t he

[mortal violet]

good financial decisions

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/407989900881952771/992210119725154404/99Luftballoons.mp4

[mortal violet]

dw he works for mr. jeffery bezos

[onyx birch]

now it makes sense

Infinite bobux

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/935989994735169546/992051025517223956/failour.mp4

[mortal violet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/819351263749341224/991532036730916914/nAFEhofeAF_fABEIF.mp4

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/819351263749341224/986999102493577216/Screenshot_20220616-014231.png

[grizzled meadow]

This is Hotline Miami 2

100%

@glad kelp

[glad kelp]

Omg this fits in so well

The soundtrack btw had someones name as name

[mortal violet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/819351263749341224/953821799865528442/669153649_275574655_3302019510022785_6556854598957897674_n.mp4

pt. 2

[grizzled meadow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCeD_kIYJrg

[glad kelp]

Yes exactly that one

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/906112794158579782/991399819442651276/catstare.mp4

[onyx birch]

Do it

dew it

[mortal violet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/833888832096305202/992213309292023908/Videoleap-0FB9FAEB-DBED-4271-94C7-80F18EDE814A_1.mov

[upbeat bobcat]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/958472753642627112/991574734624018492/sort.MOV

[gloomy roost]

Damn

This guy must be a tarkov tetris master

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/377719182663352330/992100303006597190/Skinwalker_cat.mp4

[upbeat bobcat]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/977570738133413889/987535673106006056/unknown.png

[lavish dragon]

!tags

[glad kelp]

Bro

Where is the blue on the discord truck 💀

[upbeat bobcat]

Bruh, Epic giving away 3 games
You try to get them
While getting the third one store gives you a captcha because thinks you might be a bot
Epic never changes.

There was an instance where people got their accounts blocked because of huge on sales, people were trying to get the discounted games but there was no shopping cart so had to do one by one.

Where Tencent money

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/798672521390063626/991645009214455868/20220624_101310.jpg

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/798672521390063626/991645278887231528/20220624_101321.jpg

https://vxtwitter.com/punished_cait/status/1540781661876396032?s=21&t=XdHNTOzeTKUXc7CUQ-vo_g

[plucky void]

I do that with English songs that I can understand

[plucky void]

what in the TASrnation

[gloomy roost]

https://twitter.com/mischiefanimals/status/1542583394311311361?s=20&t=XSdXnhHkDURBZ41fXuQ1Pg

animals going goblin mode (@mischiefanimals)

https://t.co/oAE7AfdnyY

Likes

51406

Retweets

4827

Twitter · Jun 30, 2022, 6:58 PM

[upbeat bobcat]

Midnight snack

[plush zodiac]

https://tenor.com/view/head-pat-good-boy-cat-cute-cat-ily-gif-24771320

[mortal violet]

[lavish dragon]

@zenith grove What's it like living in Oman?

[zenith grove]

that is a very tough question

[lavish dragon]

Because you might get in trouble for answering truthfully?

[upbeat bobcat]

I guessed in my head that Cat was from Israel

[zenith grove]

wat

[zenith grove]

no, i just cant decide where to start

[upbeat bobcat]

[lavish dragon]

I assumed the U.S. because I assume everyone online lives in the U.S.

Truly ameribrained

[upbeat bobcat]

What's wrong with Oman? I'm hearing it for the first time sadgely

[severe linden]

Nah Gamma is Mr. Worldwide

🌏

[upbeat bobcat]

We're all rats in a big world

Special rats

[severe linden]

Rats together

[upbeat bobcat]

Members of broinfort

[severe linden]

Strong

[zenith grove]

wait, arent you from Turkey ?

[upbeat bobcat]

Yes?

[zenith grove]

look at the world map and search for oman

[upbeat bobcat]

Yeah I'm looking at it, that's why I was wondering about it

[lavish dragon]

One of the only absolute monarchies left in the world

[upbeat bobcat]

This message confused me, that's why I asked and now I'm researching

[zenith grove]

its still considered that ?

[glad kelp]

Guess who died from camcer

[zenith grove]

oh, i was just wondering how you never heard of the country even tho you live close

[lavish dragon]

Sultan Caboose

[glad kelp]

Niet

Technoblade

Even though i never watched him lol

[zenith grove]

i am sorry what

[upbeat bobcat]

Mang a lot I don't know about the south, by preference.

[glad kelp]

https://youtu.be/DPMluEVUqS0 this might explain to you what i mean

[upbeat bobcat]

Welp, so long. Never heard of him

[glad kelp]

I heard of him but never watched him

Lol

[plucky void]

only thing I know about Oman is the BF2 map

[zenith grove]

i only heard of that map recently

[pastel quartz]

all I know about it is that it is next to my home country

and no one talks about it because Oman doesn't exist

it's like the Ohio of the Arabian peninsula

[lavish dragon]

You can't just drop this and not say where you're from

[pastel quartz]

Yemen

Ye man

[zenith grove]

wait what

[lavish dragon]

Yikes, isn't there a war going on there?

[pastel quartz]

yes

at least we have the best coffee

[zenith grove]

that is a lie

we have best coffee

fake

[upbeat bobcat]

Bruh

[pastel quartz]

Do you know where the word Mocha came from?

[zenith grove]

[pastel quartz]

A Yemeni city

its why the british came

so they can ruin it

[upbeat bobcat]

So you have Mecha too?

[zenith grove]

its not the same word

[upbeat bobcat]

I knoow

But they might did it both

And Japanese went after mechas after UK

[lavish dragon]

Is there also a Macha or a Mucha? Seeing a pattern with names here

[upbeat bobcat]

That's what I meant

[zenith grove]

https://tenor.com/view/confused-unga-bunga-loading-uga-gif-23786525

[upbeat bobcat]

I'm just fuckin with yall kek

[pastel quartz]

die

[upbeat bobcat]

Sheesh

Wish I was

[pastel quartz]

I mean your life serves all purpose*

sorry my funny cat walked on my keyboard xd

[upbeat bobcat]

Aha

Welp, all I have is tea and Bayraktar apparently

Have some

[pastel quartz]

wtf

[glad kelp]

Myes

Minecraft

[pastel quartz]

go away we rebelled against your empire so many times

[upbeat bobcat]

[plucky void]

ingram where them juicy ffxiv memes at

I'm seeing people going ape about Ameliance

[upbeat bobcat]

I don't give a shit about Shottoman

[plucky void]

it scares me

[lavish dragon]

At least you aren't only famous for a big canyon

[upbeat bobcat]

I'm scared of looking at memes tbh becuase I didn't play Endwalker yet

[zenith grove]

this is getting out of hand

[upbeat bobcat]

I don't wanna get spoiled

[plucky void]

oh alright. sorry I almost spoiled something :v

[upbeat bobcat]

Yeah, there's a drone which some people really worships for some reason

[upbeat bobcat]

pls no

[upbeat bobcat]

Minecraft vibes

[lavish dragon]

This is our state attraction

That's it

[pastel quartz]

I think I went here before if I identified this correctly

isn't this the tire melter state thats also meets at this neat little border between Colorado and two other states?

[upbeat bobcat]

@plucky void look at my beauty tho

[mortal violet]

this plateau is very pleasing to look at

[lavish dragon]

The neat little border is literally called the four corners

[pastel quartz]

I see

[upbeat bobcat]

Does the place have four corners?

Mang, canyons are such beauties

[lavish dragon]

"The Four Corners Monument marks the quadripoint in the Southwestern United States where the states of Arizona, Colorado, New Mexico, and Utah meet. It is the only point in the United States shared by four states, leading to the area being named the Four Corners region."

[upbeat bobcat]

[upbeat bobcat]

Only way I know those places are from ATS

[lavish dragon]

ATS?

[upbeat bobcat]

American Truck Sim

[plucky void]

what's that armor

[mortal violet]

is very beautiful

i know where i'd fly a drone if i had one

[upbeat bobcat]

Lemme check

[upbeat bobcat]

https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/playguide/db/item/9e405e9a38c/

[lavish dragon]

It's very pretty and very big too

[mortal violet]

i can show you something else that's very big and pretty

[lavish dragon]

"The Grand Canyon is 277 miles (446 km) long, up to 18 miles (29 km) wide and attains a depth of over a mile (6,093 feet or 1,857 meters)."

[mortal violet]

niagara falls

[lavish dragon]

Where are you from BTW Apollo?

[mortal violet]

good ol ontario canada

[lavish dragon]

oh eh?

[mortal violet]

canada day in one hour actually

[lavish dragon]

Good for you eh?

[mortal violet]

bruh

[pastel quartz]

I'm Minnesotan technically

Lake superior is ours don't forget that

[mortal violet]

let me drink my maple syrup without having to read stereotypes please

[lavish dragon]

Why tf would you move to Yemen then. No offense but it's literally a war zone

[pastel quartz]

I didn't move there

I was born there

Then my family went to the US

[lavish dragon]

Ahh I see

[upbeat bobcat]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ulubey_Canyon_Nature_Park

[pastel quartz]

I was about to ask if that was Turkye

turns out it is

[upbeat bobcat]

I've never went to and see a canyon but I want to now that I've seen so much pics around the world

[pastel quartz]

I found an image of you

[upbeat bobcat]

This is me tho ngl

[pastel quartz]

you grew up

[upbeat bobcat]

Grew in the wrong places but yeah

[mortal violet]

quick loaf check

[pastel quartz]

The zone never leaves a person the same after they witness it

[upbeat bobcat]

So you live in US atm? Or your family went there but not you?

[pastel quartz]

yes I live here

hence my excellent english and my middling Arabic

[plucky void]

hmm don't think I've ever seen anyone use that

I don't do glams. At some point I just dyed some armor and that's it

[severe linden]

gad damn found this in a dusty corner

memeories

[upbeat bobcat]

You know what they say, glamour is the real endgame

[upbeat bobcat]

Bruh, that's an armor makes you vomit

Ugliest shit ever

[severe linden]

early days

we take what we can get

[upbeat bobcat]

yeah yeah

[mortal violet]

idk man

[severe linden]

[upbeat bobcat]

I get it

[mortal violet]

big beefy armour kinda nice

that shit looking like a gundam tho

[upbeat bobcat]

But that series are just ugly

[severe linden]

red thunderbolt boi

haha

[upbeat bobcat]

There are hundreds of nice looking armors

Which you'll be getting way later but early game, I can understand getting that.

[mortal violet]

yeah like this one https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/playguide/db/item/93a439c5ce7/

[upbeat bobcat]

At least not be able to glamour it

[mortal violet]

[upbeat bobcat]

You losing so much bruda

If I had a sub, I'd show all my collections

Wait, I got a lot of screenshots

[severe linden]

[severe linden]

its a drip or drown world

[upbeat bobcat]

yup

Aight, enough

[severe linden]

actual good postering for good screen shots

cheers

[upbeat bobcat]

I spent so much time with photography in game

[severe linden]

based choice

[mortal violet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/833888832096305202/992267413632585759/trim.6CC78F51-C4F8-4C5C-9FC6-D8FE992A1F0D.mov

[upbeat bobcat]

GShade(modded ReShade for FFXIV) is great

[severe linden]

yo i used those as well

fuckin pretty asf

[mortal violet]

gshade goated

[upbeat bobcat]

And couple mods ofc for enhancing textures and characters but we don't mention that much because couple individuals used modding to harass certain streamers so, it's kinda grey zone.

[mortal violet]

doesn't gshade not apply effects to the UI?

[plucky void]

I know. The game's clearly not made for me, that's why I don't sub anymore

[upbeat bobcat]

Nah

[mortal violet]

oh

[upbeat bobcat]

GShade is especially modded for FFXIV so it has a specific shaders for not effecting whole UI

[severe linden]

all i remember was the Big man himself allows their existance and doesnt try and stomp em out

[mortal violet]

ok so yeah it doesn't

u got me confused

[upbeat bobcat]

GShade is not against the EULA

[plucky void]

he's also ok with nude mods as long as you keep it private

[severe linden]

Big man Yoshi

giga chad

[plucky void]

eh

He knows he's unable to control it

[upbeat bobcat]

As It should be but there are some 3rd party ERP things that take things to whole another level and those people used it so

[plucky void]

he's just admitting he can't do anything about it

[severe linden]

true but hes still a GIga Chad for everything else

[upbeat bobcat]

It's just being careful on Twitter, not giving away your character name etc

[upbeat bobcat]

Dude literally saved XIV

[plucky void]

saved it and is in the slow process of drowning it again

FFXIV's going the same direction as WoW, people just aren't noticing it yet

[upbeat bobcat]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWIrju3F6nU

[severe linden]

Damn really? I left at the hype of his revolution

[upbeat bobcat]

You either go Eve Online route where around 60% of people playing doesn't know what they are doing or that

[severe linden]

such is the lifestyle of a MMORPG

[plucky void]

I'll admit it took me way too long (almost 2 years) to realize FFXIV ain't the game for me

[severe linden]

damn

[upbeat bobcat]

FFXIV still has much more freedom and interactivity than WoW, that's why people left WoW and Blizzard in general ofc

[severe linden]

it took me that long

to start liking it

kekw

[plucky void]

it's how long it took me to reach max level and start to raid

[upbeat bobcat]

A Realm Reborn is a curse

[severe linden]

truly

the start was so ass for me

[upbeat bobcat]

Game starts after that

[plucky void]

MSQ being obligatory is one pet peeve I have

oh but the story is important

ok, don't make it shit then

[upbeat bobcat]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XDJCTiIpKs

[severe linden]

i had to grit my teeth as my friend pulled the leash as he promised it got better

and it did

shit really started to get good

[upbeat bobcat]

The last 100 quests were yagsfuaısgfuyafgsauyfgauyfgsas

[plucky void]

It only got marginally better, then shadowbringers happened

[upbeat bobcat]

I was trying to not quit the game

[plucky void]

biggest false advertising scam I ever seen

[upbeat bobcat]

SHB was interesting

[plucky void]

yeah... until ||yshtola used Flow for the 500th time without consequence... OH NOES SUCH A DANGEROUS SPELL can't use it willy-nilly||

[severe linden]

Only reason I quit was due to Real life responsibilities haha

just before Endwalker

[plucky void]

and the constant overworked effort to make me feel pity for ||emet-selch and the ascians|| just annoyed me. Fuck them.

[mortal violet]

gw2 pretty good

[plucky void]

even then, it wasn't the biggest problem for me

[upbeat bobcat]

Tried twice getting into it but got bored

[plucky void]

the content loop and the fact that they can either do braindead easy fights or fuck you levels of multiple mechanics happening at once, it's like fucking touhou

there's no middle ground

[upbeat bobcat]

True

I mean my main is PLD so I never had a problem kek

[severe linden]

adapt or die.

[upbeat bobcat]

Truth

[severe linden]

samee

[plucky void]

duty roulette + now they have "duty support" so you can do dungeons with NPC teammates

[upbeat bobcat]

Where they are just braindead

[plucky void]

and they're gonna announce a new type of dungeon that you can play as a group or as solo (with scaling difficulty depending on how many players)

[severe linden]

i just slammed my face with a shield and go durrrhurr defense rotation

[plucky void]

they're making the game singleplayer

[severe linden]

hahaha

[plucky void]

I'm not paying a monthly sub for a singleplayer game

[severe linden]

understandable

[upbeat bobcat]

They are more like making it more immersive for single player fans

It's still optional

I don't wanna see that yee ass haircut lalafel

[plucky void]

if you wanna see what I mean about FFXIV going the same way as wow

[upbeat bobcat]

Ugly players

[plucky void]

there's a carbot video about WoW

that if you slap FFXIV on top of the WoW logo

it still fits perfectly

[upbeat bobcat]

Welp, XIV will be done after Endwalker anyway so, maybe they are just packing up stuff

[glad kelp]

Bro

[upbeat bobcat]

If it won't be dead, they'll still milk money creating content

[glad kelp]

Imagine joking about cancer 😕

There is peopke

That actually joke about cancer

[mortal violet]

[upbeat bobcat]

[mortal violet]

how we go from final fantasy to cancer

[upbeat bobcat]

Playerbase is cancer so

There

I joked about it

[plucky void]

nah they just said the "hydaelyn vs zodiark" story arc is done

after that they'll do "new stufF"

which is yet more false advertising

[upbeat bobcat]

They can always extend, they might not who knows

FFXI is still active

[plucky void]

Found the video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5Hzh43k330

[upbeat bobcat]

https://youtu.be/1xOOFCltZuc

Also greatest cinematic ever

[plucky void]

the 1:30 mark

where teh shitshow starts

with the mount being sold for real money

[upbeat bobcat]

Right, WoW and it's mounts like TF2 with it's hats

[severe linden]

here I am waitin for the real shit

[plucky void]

dungeon finder/duty roulette being a treadmill taking you to dungeons
"booster juice" bringing you to max level instantly (they sell it in the mogstation)

[upbeat bobcat]

Finale 🤌

[severe linden]

in my hospital bed it shall be released

[plucky void]

it's the exact same thing 😛

[severe linden]

honestly probable ngl

[plucky void]

ey I'm excited about Devil May Fantasy XVI

[severe linden]

with how fast they pump that shit out

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yr6PtdY0i7M

[upbeat bobcat]

Final Fantasy, right.

[plucky void]

funniest part is there's zero gameplay in this trailer

just cutscenes and voiceovers

[upbeat bobcat]

There's some

Combat system, even though it might be scripted

[plucky void]

oh wait there is hud-less "gameplay" and even some segments with the hud

[glad kelp]

I also found out

[plucky void]

the whole premise sounds fucking great

[upbeat bobcat]

That gameplay made people call it DMC lmao

[glad kelp]

Final fantasy isn't free on xbox

Like at all

[upbeat bobcat]

People from DMC working on it's gameplay or smn like that right?

[plucky void]

I dunno honestly

[upbeat bobcat]

Old games got remastered and selling on full price, and some HD ones are there.

[plucky void]

If they are

it means the combat is gonna kick ass

[upbeat bobcat]

Yup

[glad kelp]

No money= no games

Kapitalism

Is a bitch

[plucky void]

tbh I miss the older gameplay style of turnbased/ATB but eh

times change

and it's not like I don't enjoy action RPGs

[upbeat bobcat]

They got away from turn based anyway

[plucky void]

so let me at it

oh right

Stranger of Paradise aka CHAOS released a trailer for the first DLC

[upbeat bobcat]

I remember FFX and X-2 HD on Xbox game pass but they were deleted after a while.

[plucky void]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=31oeg7uyGFQ&feature=share

[glad kelp]

I think i saw them

[plucky void]

bastards trolled me with the 4 warriors of light

[upbeat bobcat]

please no stranger of paradise

Worst FF game ever probably

[plucky void]

I haven't seen a soul talk crap about it other than the usual CHAOS meme spam

[upbeat bobcat]

They fucked up everything about any possible programming about this game

[plucky void]

combat's good (as far as a soulslike goes anyway, and it's from the devs of Nioh)

story is... uh... chaos?

and it's a rollercoaster of references to the franchise

[upbeat bobcat]

Yeah, they can't just make a normal game that can work on normal systems

They don't know

[glad kelp]

Guess they just do chaos

[plucky void]

almost a theme park game like FFXIV but without the weird-ass "server tics" and subscription model

[upbeat bobcat]

Combat can be good if you can get a decent frame rate and timing

[plucky void]

I remember seeing a guy doing some testing on twitter

and the characters' hair ate half of the framerate

[upbeat bobcat]

Yup

[glad kelp]

Lmao

[plucky void]

they updated the game to optimize that, at least a bit

[upbeat bobcat]

Model polygons are way higher than anything

[plucky void]

dunno how much it improved

[plucky void]

ffxiv 1.0 all over again?

"a flower pot has as many polygons as a player character!"

[glad kelp]

What

[upbeat bobcat]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/stranger-of-paradise-apparently-uses-unoptimized-high-polycount-models.564967/

[plucky void]

FFXIV's first version was horrendously optimized

anywho

[upbeat bobcat]

Game was working on literal Ubishit server

[plucky void]

Team Ninja didn't do their homework on Final Fantasy 1

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/potatoes-sam-gamgee-same-po-tay-toes-gif-5319438

[plucky void]

one of the 4 warriors of light is a dragoon

there ain't no dragoons in FF1

[taps cane on ground, wags hand angrily]

[upbeat bobcat]

Universe expansion?

[plucky void]

they're probably just doing their own thing at this point

a lot of stuff isn't like the original

[upbeat bobcat]

Prolly

[plucky void]

I haven't played it but I don't mind spoilers so I read up about the story, saw some videos

they're not doing a terrible job at it

but I think FF1's simple story would've been impossible to screw up

[upbeat bobcat]

Aranea was a great Dragoon 😳

[plucky void]

and they did

[upbeat bobcat]

Exactly

XVI's dragoon was cool

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDgFlivEfdc

[upbeat bobcat]

Fucking floor tanks

Episode Aranea, sure just her model for an hour

[plucky void]

It's really unfortunate how S-E dumped the best girl's DLC for XV

there was also supposed to be an Episode Noctis I think

but they dropped it all after Episode Ardyn

[upbeat bobcat]

Ardyn was cool tho, I really liked him for a antagonist tho he really screwed up through the end.

[upbeat bobcat]

Isn't like whole game Episode Noctis

[upbeat bobcat]

Movie was also good

Visuals were just wtf, S.E knows how to make a CGI

[plucky void]

whoa there was supposed to be an episode lunafreya too

[plucky void]

I still haven't watched Kingsglaive. Gotta remedy that before playing XV

[upbeat bobcat]

Right, there are some added animations in some patch hidden in somewhere data files

For Luna

[plucky void]

yo

YO

episode noctis was supposedly gonna redeem Ardyn

Episode Noctis' story begins while Noct is still inside the Crystal and living through the memories stored inside. Once he is out of the Crystal, Solara meets him and tells him about Luna's plan to work with Ardyn against Bahamut

Noct must fight Luna's daemon form, and Bahamut begins to use her darkness to charge Teraflare. Noct is able to convince Ardyn to help by performing the True King's ritual, and everyone unites to free Luna and defeat Bahamut. Ardyn sacrifices himself through the ritual, but its success removes magic and Astrals from the world. Luna is healed by Shiva before it all fades away. Luna and Noct get to finally marry, and everyone can begin to recover.

[upbeat bobcat]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPmsihSpBgY

[upbeat bobcat]

wtf

That changes a lot of things

[plucky void]

yeah D:

[upbeat bobcat]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNM6o9um1dc&t=1s

[plucky void]

also I may be somewhat... prejudiced

but Bahamut in FFXV

his "human" likeness

is Griffith

[upbeat bobcat]

Everyone is human like in FFXV

Didn't you notice

[plucky void]

and there's only one way to properly react to Griffith

[upbeat bobcat]

So you didn't play XV?

[plucky void]

only the demo

[upbeat bobcat]

Right

In Episode Ignis

There's an alternative ending

But I won't go into that to spoil shit

[plucky void]

finally found the follow-up image to "there's only one way to properly react to Griffith"

[upbeat bobcat]

But that added in Royal Edition I guess, different approach for an ending

Also you can watch the 5 episode of Brotherhood anime series before playing

It's a backstory about their previous lives

[plucky void]

Already did

It's got my favorite fantasy monster in it, I couldn't have not watched it

[glad kelp]

There is a stalker wilderness overhaul mod in fallout 4 hmmm.....

[grizzled meadow]

I really hope this is like a fanart because if it's a spoiler I won't respond of my actions

[plucky void]

It's fanart

[zenith grove]

english'nt

[upbeat bobcat]

There was an attempt

[grizzled meadow]

Almost 6 AM and I should sleep + I see Berserk I go berserk

[zenith grove]

why did you not go sleep is my question

[grizzled meadow]

You get to live

[grizzled meadow]

Answer later if I remember

[upbeat bobcat]

https://youtu.be/8MdfrMO9aaE

[plucky void]

from what I know about Berserk, it's impossible for Guts to kill Femto

[grizzled meadow]

Stooop

You're going to die

Don't go any further

[plucky void]

how far have you read through it

[grizzled meadow]

Man you're asking too much at 6AM in the morning

[plucky void]

alright

[grizzled meadow]

I'll try

[plucky void]

speaking of, I gotta go too

I'll ask you later in the day

[grizzled meadow]

||Gatsu just killed that sea beast with help from mermaids||, I can't put spoiler on mobile

Okay I can

I remembered the command

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2_M91xFAUU my parting gift for the moment

[grizzled meadow]

I need to play 3

[glad kelp]

Since when do you need commands for this?

[grizzled meadow]

1 was meh shit but okay

2 was shit, didn't play it

[glad kelp]

see this?

||see?||

[grizzled meadow]

On mobile

[glad kelp]

I'm on mobile aswell

Gee

[upbeat bobcat]

||Deez nuts||

[grizzled meadow]

Good for you that you remember how to write them

[glad kelp]

Do ~~ or ||

[grizzled meadow]

||Gotem||

[glad kelp]

Exactly

[grizzled meadow]

Crystal I know

Go to bed

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/deez-ha-got-heem-got-em-got-him-gif-4824899

[grizzled meadow]

I already spoilered what I needed to spoiler

[glad kelp]

No it's 6 am already

Couldn't sleep anyway

[upbeat bobcat]

Go eat berries

[glad kelp]

[grizzled meadow]

Go drink water

[glad kelp]

Oh

[upbeat bobcat]

Both

[glad kelp]

Yeah

M yes berry water

Someone left their gummybears in da kitchen

Lol

[upbeat bobcat]

wdym someone

Bruh

[grizzled meadow]

You got to

[upbeat bobcat]

What if its a trap

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/bird-up-lick-zoom-tongue-out-gif-17745032

[upbeat bobcat]

wtf

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/bird-up-gif-12554333

[glad kelp]

Something happened

[upbeat bobcat]

It just didn't work?

[glad kelp]

Perhaps

It just is like this ig

Tranparent player house hmmmm

[grizzled meadow]

https://youtu.be/zdOQ5pCWiyI

[upbeat bobcat]

A you mean the roof

[glad kelp]

No

[upbeat bobcat]

Is this what you do at 6-7AM?

[upbeat bobcat]

Enlighten me

AI really writes great stories ha

[glad kelp]

Tf

You both die of malaria

The next day

I know

Realism but like

[upbeat bobcat]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWi7JbI6w44

[glad kelp]

What

[grizzled meadow]

Right now yes

Laughing my ass off

Now I'll try to sleep

You got to bird up

[upbeat bobcat]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/813254518749134868/988219938500128778/FinalVideo_1645558127.270637-1.mov

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/971416382216478750/989704402606624869/VID-20220604-WA0014.mp4

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/720096632615731250/990419687189905448/image0.jpg

[glad kelp]

Some people might never wanna change and sometimes it's also better to leave it that way

[upbeat bobcat]

I get it, I know, just a joke berryman

[severe linden]

https://twitter.com/MichaelTCisco/status/1542196133484716032?s=20&t=TJJlTfc_bq_cro3ezKD32w

Michael T. Cisco (@MichaelTCisco)

https://t.co/daf9V4D2V7

Likes

67914

Retweets

13870

Twitter · Jun 29, 2022, 5:19 PM

[upbeat bobcat]

Voib

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-dancing-happy-smiling-gif-14490278

Time to sleep, wish me luck

[severe linden]

night bro

i should do the same

but i wont because i got a fuck ton of shit to do with this moving/ house bull shit im dealing with

[upbeat bobcat]

Godspeed space rat

[severe linden]

ye

u as well bro

[mortal dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/fall-asleep-falling-asleep-sleepy-doze-off-dozing-off-gif-10742301

[upbeat bobcat]

Yeah can't sleep

So I went in another discord and started discussing Intel mobos

[glad kelp]

❤️

[stone blade]

Hi

[real tinsel]

insomnia gang

[mortal dirge]

zzz

going to sleep

[upbeat bobcat]

Bruh, just opened three random skins(Some Nasus, Spirit Blossom Yasuo and Undertaker Yorick), used them for a random skin and voila.

Imagine If I had a real weapon

[stone blade]

only legendary skins i have are firegirl tristana

and pulsefire cait

lel

[upbeat bobcat]

Welp, words aren't needed much ha

Just 2022 ones

And I don't even pay a dime

[stone blade]

no vayne skins

1/10

[upbeat bobcat]

I have some vayne

gimme a sec

[stone blade]

true

very true

[stone blade]

1 out of those 4 skins is actually good

and thats aristocrat

others are dogshit

[upbeat bobcat]

Just like your opinion

jk I don't give a fuck about vayne

Pusher minion

Best skin

ding ding ding ding

[stone blade]

that kills tanks in 2 seconds

true

my gf said this skin makes alistar a crossdresser

:I

[upbeat bobcat]

True

Goes cow from bull

ding ding ding

[narrow briar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/986693550504837202/992205589495169064/FB_IMG_1654617897709.jpg I guess I was supposed to repost this here?

[zenith grove]

thanks

[narrow briar]

okay_sadcat129

[upbeat bobcat]

[stone blade]

oddly specific name

sad cat ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY NINE

[mortal violet]

there were already 128 okay_cats unfortunately

[real tinsel]

they are multiplying like rabbits

[upbeat bobcat]

Holy shit this is so cute

[clear prism]

So basically, the usual stuff

[heady crow]

Huge milestone guys

20k pings

[placid sail]

arab guys from brainfart say they ain't gay

but they live in places called Oh man, yeah man

I'm sorry I just had to free that stupid ass joke out of my system after reading chat

[clear prism]

You talking about this system, right?

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/nodders-gif-22109551

[zenith grove]

[placid sail]

you are allowed to call me "kafir clown" on an occasion to make things fair

[zenith grove]

nah, not enough

[placid sail]

damn daniel

[upbeat bobcat]

That applies to me as well so

[placid sail]

no no

[upbeat bobcat]

Wai

[placid sail]

you are Dhimmī clown, my friend

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/dk-nintendo-donkey-kong-gif-23203423

[zenith grove]

[placid sail]

I have the extensive knowledge of opening wikipedia once 😎

[upbeat bobcat]

Understandable

Enlighten me tho

[placid sail]

about what

[upbeat bobcat]

bip

[placid sail]

that's an italian "beep"

you're welcome

[placid sail]

oh you mean Dhimmī

A dhimmi refers to a non-Muslim subject of the Ottoman Empire. Derived from Islamic legal conceptions of membership to society, non-Muslims 'dhimmis' were afforded protection by the state and did not serve in the military, in return for specific taxes.

basically you're a monetized and helpful kafir or something

[zenith grove]

oh... that

[real tinsel]

happiness comes from plotting how i'm going to plant 20 thousand trees to control overpopulation

alcohol has very opposite effect on me when i drink it i want to slit my throat

[placid sail]

alcohol is a depressant

that is quite the expected the result

[real tinsel]

i am the depressant, alcohol just enhances me

[placid sail]

well, unironically correct

[heady crow]

Do yall have a word in your language which is the state of being when alcohol starts leaving your system and you just become sad?

[placid sail]

huh

[upbeat bobcat]

Kafir

[real tinsel]

paxmel

[placid sail]

no

[real tinsel]

fuck you it means exactly that

[placid sail]

that's a hungover

[real tinsel]

at least for me

[heady crow]

Laskuhumala for me

[placid sail]

that's a separate thing you dummy

or wait

[real tinsel]

kafir means infidel you mongus

[placid sail]

did you mean hungover Bruno?

[heady crow]

Nousuhumala is when you start drinking and become cheery

No i dont mean hungover

[placid sail]

see?

you baldy

[heady crow]

Like you stop drinking and after a while maybe hour or so you start feeling more sober

[placid sail]

yeah, I get what you mean, but I don't think we have a word for that

your nation are the pioneers of defining the different states of alcoholic intoxication

[heady crow]

[real tinsel]

do you have a word for everything like the germans

[heady crow]

@grizzled meadow

[real tinsel]

falco is sleeping i think

[placid sail]

I'm proud that I made Falco a registered minor lover

[heady crow]

Nah, my german friend always complains how english is retarded and doesent have words for their words tho

[heady crow]

KIDS ARE CRUEL JACK

AND I LOVE MINORS

[placid sail]

a nuanced and complex language wouldn't have become a universal one

[real tinsel]

that makes the two of them

[heady crow]

Hes just like me fr

[real tinsel]

i think all that acting like gay stuff was just my closeted attraction to bussy

yesterday i realized i'm actually into that stuff

twinks turn me on

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/drake-clapping-clapping-drake-high-quality-hq-gif-23598042

Glad you came to the same conclusion as me khaa

[placid sail]

you say that once a week or two dude

and then you chicken out and go NONO IT WAS A FUNNY

[real tinsel]

no this is the first time

[real tinsel]

uh no

[real tinsel]

big spoiler soldier boy is homelander's dad

[heady crow]

Who and who

[upbeat bobcat]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/812259709112942617/992374730285924403/WPoq30kKpK_RdQOv.mp4

[placid sail]

youtube is force feeding me some fragments of the show and boy it is violent

[real tinsel]

what's violent

[placid sail]

beating a head of a human in a fabric bag to a pulp with a shield is violent

[real tinsel]

ah

well i'm far too numb to react to any of that

[grizzled meadow]

I seriously hope you're joking