#🎪bruh-fart
scenic sable
pastel quartz
where
glad kelp
Gay people 
heady crow
clear prism
No way, with the ademines watching over like hawks 😂
heady crow
clear prism
placid sail
aldo what did you do you were the best of us
heady crow
clear prism
Their fault for putting in Ryan Gosling
clear prism
As long as you are not being homophobic towards someone
glad kelp
True
placid sail
imagine getting paid for slapping margot robbie's ass on the camera
AND getting slapped by her
upbeat bobcat
no homo
scenic sable
You can be homophobic by yourself. Just don't spread hateful comments.
upbeat bobcat
Feels like Shoebill is the last person here to spread hateful comments
Has that vibe
placid sail
khaaytil is actually quite tame too, despite being a bald lunatic
upbeat bobcat
placid sail
traditional folks are usually well-behaved
upbeat bobcat
Crystal's religion is berries
placid sail
and being 16
clear prism
🤨
placid sail
probably forever
upbeat bobcat
placid sail
I don't think they age
clear prism
A little sus
placid sail
they've been on gamma for a decade now
upbeat bobcat
glad kelp
Lol
upbeat bobcat
they've been on gamma for a decade now
A decade? 
placid sail
if not more
placid sail
what
glad kelp
I don't think they age
Berries can age, everything can age
But then again, they come every year
upbeat bobcat
So am I
clear prism
Look, why are you
glad kelp
Why am i what
placid sail
I come daily
glad kelp
heady crow
upbeat bobcat
clear prism
🤔
glad kelp
Why u body blamin em lol
heady crow
Bcs i want to grab them by the waist :(
placid sail
oh
upbeat bobcat
clear prism
Big chonker
heady crow
because he be chonky
Idk ive slimmed down pretty nicely. Morning weight prolly like 81kg
glad kelp
Раввьт
plucky void
heady crow
Gonna start a body recomp when i get back home tho
clear prism
You must become an Absolute Unit
clear prism
But why is
heady crow
Mayor is a big man and looks more nordic than me
heady crow
upbeat bobcat
placid sail
Idk ive slimmed down pretty nicely. Morning weight prolly like 81kg
dam, goo job
heady crow
Ready to die from heart attack
Just keep on eating that greasy streetfood and you are on your way there
placid sail
Mayor is a big man and looks more nordic than me
mayo is a biker king
clear prism
Jesse. JESSE! Wake up! Jesse! We need to go to KFC!!!
upbeat bobcat
Wish I was a biker, I'd be dead by now
upbeat bobcat
Mang it's strange seeing Jensen playing Soldier Boy after all those years, dude is sexy.
clear prism
Soldier boy is 👌
upbeat bobcat
Was is das
"Marfan syndrome is a disorder of the body's connective tissues, a group of tissues that maintain the structure of the body and support internal organs and other tissues. Children usually inherit the disorder from one of their parents."
Nothing like that
I'm chonky
I'm the danger
pastel quartz
because they eat slop
upbeat bobcat
Obesity is not only because "people eat a lot" it's a serious sickness just like anorexia.
plucky void
pastel quartz
obesity is just the totality of being overweight
bulimia is mental illness
albeit anorexic people can also be bulimic
placid sail
because the caloric value of mass-produced, cheap food available for everyone has made a huge leap in the recent decades, while the the life of most people has become mostly sedentary
upbeat bobcat
pastel quartz
because american colleges indoctrinate people to the point of hopelesness
stickman sickman
pastel quartz
supplements the precursor to gobbling down pills
very natural
surely the way our ancestors lived
upbeat bobcat
They instead eat meat looking and smelling food
placid sail
and it's surprisingly expensive
upbeat bobcat
2 dollars is a lot for me 
placid sail
very high in calories mass-produced slop is usually cheaper
yo that's nice
also yeah, as mentioned above, some people are getting obese because of psychological and genetical issues
upbeat bobcat
Genetics are fucking curse
pastel quartz
half of americans can't be obese because of genetics issues
but granted the fact that they are fat now
upbeat bobcat
pastel quartz
it's good that they cull themselves out
heady crow
https://tenor.com/view/getreal-mmmosu-gif-23861481
Atheists be like "my grandpa"
upbeat bobcat
Atheists be like "my grandpa"
We share the same resources as the universe, the stars yeah
We are all related
upbeat bobcat
Sweeeet hoooooome
placid sail
half of americans can't be obese because of genetics issues
yeah nah they're fat mostly because of food itself and sedentary lifestyle
placid sail
corn syrup in everything etc
clear prism
Muslim?
upbeat bobcat
I genocided the dinosaurs
heady crow
#🎪bruh-fart truly is the shining beacon of knowledge and intellectual conversation in our modern society
pastel quartz
upbeat bobcat
Welcome to the internet yo
Simply cope or die
Because nobody cares
That's what I meant
clear prism
I am getting the strangest sense of Deja Vu right now
upbeat bobcat
If you start to get tilted to everything, ugh
clear prism
Ohmygod, your name is triggering me!
upbeat bobcat
ikr
clear prism
I wake up, I am triggered. I brush my teeth, I am triggered. I eat breakfast, I am triggered
upbeat bobcat
clear prism
I am triggered because you are triggered
upbeat bobcat
upbeat bobcat
It's not about that
clear prism
What was that
placid sail
sand Hitler
upbeat bobcat
Blue people
What do you have a against smurfs
Just because they represent communism
pastel quartz
if i remember right they represented jews
clear prism
I always wondered what would happen if Papa Smurf decided "You know what, time for dictatorship"
Think about it, he absolutely would
upbeat bobcat
if i remember right they represented jews
Jews can be communists
Hard to believe but yeah
clear prism
I think Imma back out, can practically feel the modos breathing down our necks 😂
placid sail
the internet introduced a possibility for echo chambers on unprecedented scale, now everyone can be as intolerant and ignorant to everyone else since they have their own corner of the internet where everyone have the same ideas as they have
pastel quartz
it's good that the internet is like that
placid sail
there is no incentive to be open-minded anymore, now it's just your own thing if you want to
I am a slavic asshole who barely understand english what do you mean
pastel quartz
we can tell
upbeat bobcat
the internet introduced a possibility for echo chambers on unprecedented scale, ...
Or they can just follow a bandwagon because they feel safe without knowing wtf it is
pastel quartz
also fake
pastel quartz
fact check: false
clear prism
Is like the Sword of Damocles is hanging over #🎪bruh-fart
placid sail
it hangs there for a good reason
upbeat bobcat
We like to live dangerously
clear prism
Always
upbeat bobcat
clear prism
#🎪bruh-fart is special because our brains fuse together and become three powerful, collective braincells
Why three? Limit imposed by the Discord gods, of course
scenic sable
p!warn @pastel quartz if i remember right they represented jews Faulty generalisation. Don't bring up Judaism so casually, as if it is a derogatory term.
foggy mantleBOT
@pastel quartz has been warned.
pastel quartz
what
dont bring up judaism so casually
what is the opposite then
systematically
protected class what can i say
scenic sable
protected class what can i say
Care to elaborate on that statement?
pastel quartz
scenic sable
I know about their rights. You have an underlying implication in that statement though.
ripe ibex
Welcome to the degenerates channel
pastel quartz
smurfs started it
scenic sable
Smurfs have nothing to do with Judaism.
ripe ibex
God is cringe embrace egg 🥚
pastel quartz
thats why i mentioned if i remember right
scenic sable
That is just speaking out of both sides of your mouth.
scenic sable
You are using "Oh, if I remember right" as an excuse to wrom your way out of your statement.
pastel quartz
because thats what i said in my initial statement
i'm worming out of my initial statement by worming out
scenic sable
You are skirting the edge very closely, don't be a fool.
scenic sable
p!mute @pastel quartz 2d You know exactly what you are doing from the way you express yourself.
foggy mantleBOT
@pastel quartz has been muted for 2 days.
scenic sable
#📄rules Don't be a fool.
You don't have to stay if that's what you think. Your choice. 
This is a server about a video game in a fictitious world.
Games are for escapism and we don't condone talking about religious forms, political ideologies, or posting misleading/manipulative messages.
I am well aware that people will join the server, download the modpack, and stick around in #🎪bruh-fart only to see how close to a ban they can get—without actually being banned. Because it earns them "cool internet points" for sticking it to the "mods".
Yes, you can make jokes about common tropes, or Chris Rock getting slapped, Ryan Gosling in Barbie Movie, or post pepe memes—but when people begin to joke about minorities, klans, or extreme stuff regarding ideologies/politics.. that's when the slippery slope gets really slippery.
We Moderators are here to prevent those slippery slopes, and if anyone of you can't deal with that—get the fuck out. 
No, I'm a Loner.
If I were a "Dutier" this channel wouldn't exist and 10% of our user-base would be banned.
Don't try to guilt-trip me or use black-or-white fallacies against me. I see through that in an instant.
Yes, a long time ago.
I've been offline since they began. Better to wait for developers to intervene.
scenic sable
Depends on how many anti-Semites I have to mute before peace is achieved.
Your regularly scheduled meme-dumping may resume.
upbeat bobcat
Anyways, daily reminder
clear prism
Damn, I go away to eat real quick and miss half the fun
upbeat bobcat
grizzled meadow
Nooo I missed the action 🍿
scenic sable
Nooo I missed the action 🍿
You can read the history, Amico. 
placid sail
I'm glad egyptian guy backed off, I liked him
grizzled meadow
No, I'm a Loner.
If I were a "Dutier" this channel wouldn't exist and 10% of our...
I can confirm, this is very much true
grizzled meadow
#🎪bruh-fart is a thing only because I'm basically here all the time
Because I can contain the cringe
upbeat bobcat
grizzled meadow
Otherwise the channel would be literally just gone
placid sail
Confused
a tender lamb, stumbling into the brainfart forest, unintentionally bumping into aldo and his scary ass triangle nails
grizzled meadow
Falco was busy melting under Italian heat
Yes
scenic sable
I'll keep an eye out after two days.
Your prediction may still become true.
grizzled meadow
I love how people just start shit for no reason
"No politics"
Don't mind me, I'm posting an interview about WW2
I know, that's basically the reason they start this shit, to get banned
But it's stupid
You're gonna get banned sooner or later
placid sail
I love how people just start shit for no reason
but muh freedom to express myself regardless of how it affects others and the accepted order of communication formulated long before my arrival!
grizzled meadow
Aldo was even kind enough to give that idiot 2 days
grizzled meadow
but muh freedom to express myself regardless of how it affects others and the ac...
The internet is full of places where you can discuss politics, why you need to come in here?
ESPECIALLY here
Where, you know, we basically have Russia and Ukraine side by side
And, you know, the war
It's already something that kind of shit isn't happening
And that's only because we're here telling everybody "don't"
placid sail
Where, you know, we basically have Russia and Ukraine side by side
remembers the atomic shitstorms and tension of anomaly server and shudders
grizzled meadow
*remembers the atomic shitstorms and tension of anomaly server and shudders*
I've never joined that server but every time you people talk about it, it makes me want to
scenic sable
And that's only because we're here telling everybody "don't"
Me earlier: Blah blah slippery slope yada yada moderators' purpose etc. etc.
placid sail
I've never joined that server but every time you people talk about it, it makes ...
no you don't
fading shuttle
damn it geniunely has a ukraine channel? might just join to lurk and observe that weaponized autism
placid sail
oh god
scenic sable
You walked across a wooly carpet. 
Electro-magnetism, son. 💪
placid sail
I regret even mentioning that now
fading shuttle
i visited, havent seen anything stupid yet, but maybe i havent scrolled enough
placid sail
there are probably several hit squads of moderators operating just on that channel to make it at least half decent
plucky void
placid sail
also the very last message there right now is a bit offensive name of ukrainians
fading shuttle
there are sane people in the ukraine chat, i just got jebaited
clear prism
I've never joined that server but every time you people talk about it, it makes ...
It is basically any Stalker Discord server nowadays. They all have a dedicated politics or ukraine channel
grizzled meadow
Me earlier: _Blah blah_ slippery slope _yada yada_ moderators' purpose _etc. etc...
Basically
clear prism
It is cool to see that Gamma is not encouraging that type of shit because goddamn, it can get messy
fading shuttle
encourage brainrot not political discourse
grizzled meadow
It is cool to see that Gamma is not encouraging that type of shit because goddam...
That's the only reason we don't want that in here
grizzled meadow
this is almost the only place for me to escape that topic
Also another reason, yes
clear prism
I have left a lot of servers I was previously in because of this
grizzled meadow
It's a Discord server for games, goddamn it, we don't want that IRL world shit
homophobic
It's already a no like this
clear prism
We are trying to escape IRL with games, not be thrown more into more of it
fading shuttle
the most cringe shit was some of the arma units i was in starting to make fuckin ukraine war related missions
plucky void
on the other hand it's always funny to see dumb idiots act like they know anything about politics
clear prism
the most cringe shit was some of the arma units i was in starting to make fuckin...
Oh yes, that was truly a new low
scenic sable
Already told you from before.
#🎪bruh-fart message
clear prism
You can blame propaganda for it
grizzled meadow
Are you seriously trying to have a point here?
plucky void
enough about ukraine vs russia, have a kirby
fading shuttle
some of those boys larped being russians and i just left because c r i n g e
eager quest
some of those boys larped being russians and i just left because ***c r i n g e...
thats why you dont play arma
and instead
squad
fading shuttle
no
placid sail
come on egyptian guy don't get ejected for nothing
plucky void
virgin arma vs chad squad
grizzled meadow
enough about ukraine vs russia, have a kirby
Still trying to understand where the fuck this comes from, since Majima ||have both eyes||
fading shuttle
squad > arma
both cost too much i am a poor
clear prism
Ayyyyyyyy
plucky void
Still trying to understand where the fuck this comes from, since Majima ||have b...
yakuza 4 if the youtube video title is correct
clear prism
Moincroft
plucky void
probably some flashback segment. Haven't played it.
The only thing I know for real about Yakuza are the memes
fading shuttle
enough about ukraine vs russia, have a kirby
i think it might be yakuza 0, since it has some flashbacks for majima
plucky void
I honestly dunno. I searched "majima watermelon" and the first hit on youtube says yakuza 4
placid sail
isn't there a previous game where majima is slightly more sane, has both eyes and a ponytail?
fading shuttle
he still has one eye, but thats yakuza 0
plucky void
fading shuttle
the americans shoulda finished the job, instead of leaving us with such a monstrosity
upbeat bobcat
Epic is 
upbeat bobcat
Tencent daddy
plucky void
chinese spyware store
they've been giving some good games occasionally. I'm happy to overload their servers and give them 0 thousand 0 hundred 0 dollars and 0 cents
clear prism
Using Epic games because of the free games is like selling your soul to the devil
upbeat bobcat
Store tells me that I've added a friend, I can connect with them now and not even implementing chat system
plucky void
Using Epic games because of the free games is like selling your soul to the devi...
as opposed to paying the devil and giving them your soul?
upbeat bobcat
I can only see their achivements
fading shuttle
as opposed to **paying** the devil and giving them your soul? <:kekleo:978681906...
you could just not go to the devil?
clear prism
Aye, precisely
upbeat bobcat
Do the devil
clear prism
Kill the devil and steal his lunch money
plucky void
you could just not go to the devil?
good luck with that... or do you honestly think Steam is any better?
clear prism
Yes
fading shuttle
yes
clear prism
Steam is better
lavish dragon
placid sail
as opposed to **paying** the devil and giving them your soul? <:kekleo:978681906...
god bless the capitalism!
plucky void
I think the only "marginally less worse" digital store is gog
clear prism
Two reasons:
1: You can easily trick it to disguise yourself
2: Not cancer
fading shuttle
i shall have to borrow one from my turkish friend then
upbeat bobcat
You are getting really close for a warning there
Just saying
Careful with piracy things and stuff
Exactly
upbeat bobcat
I keep saying that but apparently Discord doesn't like it so
clear prism
Not that I play that game
plucky void
Store tells me that I've added a friend, I can connect with them now and not eve...
I must be weird, I only use these platforms to play the games on.
And even that's just because it's a requirement.
placid sail
we do a little alternative acquiring of computer games
clear prism
I keep saying that but apparently Discord doesn't like it so
Bah, Discord can do nothing, man
upbeat bobcat
As you wish, mods can
placid sail
Bah, Discord can do nothing, man
mods think otherwise
upbeat bobcat
clear prism
Well yes, they certainly can if you have mods that actually do their job
placid sail
the statement is the issue can bring troubles to the server itself, not your ass
clear prism
But Discord itself will do jack shit
I mean hell, I have reported so many people who went against ToS hard
Still around to this day, even with hard evidence
upbeat bobcat
Discord _won't_ do nothing
They might, might not but it's not worth engendering this public server
plucky void
aren't the discord owners declared furries or something
placid sail
you guys hang out on some weird ass servers
plucky void
they not gonna go after their own
clear prism
aren't the discord owners declared furries or something
I got a picture of that, actually
A very bad one
plucky void
you guys hang out on some weird ass servers
it's not the servers. predators lurk everywhere
fading shuttle
i can believe that considering the fuckin uwu owo nature of their messages
clear prism
I would send the pic but eh, I will definitely get muted for it
placid sail
it's not the servers. predators lurk everywhere
never seen one (and quite happy about it) though I assume you're right
fading shuttle
discord geniunely feels like its gonna call me kitten in on of the loading screens
clear prism
If you dig enough, you will be surprised just how much shit there is
upbeat bobcat
If you dig enough, you will be surprised just how much shit there is
That's internet for you
scenic sable
Gabe Newell has some wise insight to share:
https://youtu.be/pLC_zZ5fqFk?t=112
clear prism
No.
upbeat bobcat
scenic sable
Just don't endorse, encourage, or assist piracy on our server.
clear prism
Out of legal reasons, my lawyer has advised me to put forth the following statement
"I do not endorse, encourage or assist piracy."
upbeat bobcat
Here we go
clear prism
Gabe Newell has some wise insight to share:
https://youtu.be/pLC_zZ5fqFk?t=112
This is very true, spoken like a true Business man
placid sail
also our publishers used to play around with a really wacky game protection app called starshell or something which meddled with OC, made installation a chore and sometimes just straight up broke and made game unplayable
fading shuttle
piracy is born out of the lack of good service, for example in russia people pirate because companies dont localize due to the reputation russia has for piracy, so people have no choice but to resort to the pirates, who provide better service than the actual companies
fading shuttle
fun fact, denuvo started from that old shit
ah yes denuvo, screwing over paying customers to mess with people who most likely never would have payed in the first place
placid sail
yeah, so when denuvo first appeared, my reaction was "aw shit, here we go again"
clear prism
Do not pre order any game, not even Sdalger 2
placid sail
and lo and behold, it did disrupt the game and make everything a bother too! like father like son!
fading shuttle
Do not pre order any game, not even Sdalger 2
they tried to put in nfts, they shouldnt be trusted at all
clear prism
Precisely
upbeat bobcat
Do not pre order any game, not even Sdalger 2
Pre-ordering a digital thing stupid af
fading shuttle
doesnt even matter that they removed them, the fact they tried is all that matters
clear prism
The fact they had the audacity to consider NFTs?
placid sail
they tried to put in nfts, they shouldnt be trusted at all
yeah that was the weakest play possible lol, they retracked the idea, but the damage was done
clear prism
Nah man, I am not trusting them one bit
clear prism
Pre-ordering a digital thing stupid af
Yes
fading shuttle
i despise the rats that go "oh i dont preorder" but then they go "oh but its "insert game or company here" i can trust them"
placid sail
Pre-ordering a digital thing stupid af
but muh preorder diamond pony skin!
clear prism
Like what, they just expect us to fucking forget the NFTs?
upbeat bobcat
but muh preorder diamond pony skin!
Ubishit singleplayer stronger sword deluxe edition, stronger against the AI at level 1 
clear prism
Oh boy, do not even get me started on Ubiscrap
placid sail
I preordered Civilisation Beyond Earth because I liked the series and especially alpha centauri one (very old) very much and couldn't contain my anticipation and excitement
and boy was I slammed for that
fading shuttle
ubicrap makes good mediocre timewasters, would never pay more than 20 for em thoe
clear prism
I keep telling people this
Do not trust corporate
I mean fuck, look at CD Project boyos
Everyone kept singing them high praises and they backstabbed
They are straight up the prime example of backstabbing their audience 😂
Any game corpo attitude is "FUCK YOU, give me your MONEY."
plucky void
last game I preordered was GTAV on PC. I knew what I was getting.
placid sail
They are straight up the prime example of backstabbing their audience 😂
it wasn't intentional (allegedly), rather, another example of shitty management and big money people making it worse for everyone
but yeah that was quite the flip
wispy flame
Everyone kept singing them high praises and they backstabbed
cyberpunk got fucked because retards kept on trying to rush the release so of course it ended up unfinished
clear prism
Hence why I said, do not trust corporate
I do not mind the Devs, they are good people most of the time
It is those corpo fucks which keep messing shit up
fading shuttle
cyberpunk got fucked because retards kept on trying to rush the release so of co...
cyberpunk got fucked because corporate decided to force it
upbeat bobcat
@glad kelp
placid sail
poor devs, getting cucked by high management and hated by gamers when they just try to make a good game
wispy flame
cyberpunk got fucked because corporate decided to force it
its not like people werent constantly being butt hurt about the delays either
delays exist for a reason
fading shuttle
i am geniunely proud that i managed to predict what would happen with it, even if it ended up me being discriminated for 4 months about my opinion
severe linden
That’s just the modern gaming industry
clear prism
True, that certainly gave the bad impression too
clear prism
But then again, why did the corpo end up listening to the minority of CP2077 community? Seriously, absolutely idiotic
wispy flame
"OOH WE WANT THE GAME NOW!!1!!!!"
game releases in unfinished state because people wanted it now
"WHY IS IT SO UNFINISHED BOO HOO"
fading shuttle
on the first two delays i was like "aight" from the third one on i was just wondering wtf is wrong with the game that they have to delay it so much
clear prism
"OOH WE WANT THE GAME NOW!!1!!!!"
>game releases in unfinished state because pe...
Classic toxic gamer mentality
plucky void
cyberpunk got fucked because retards kept on trying to rush the release so of co...
ya know
the game was delayed 4 times for more than one year in total
that uh
tends to make people upset
wispy flame
ok and?
wispy flame
you want a good game then wait for it
clear prism
Oh no, it is still a shit show
plucky void
and CDPR caving into redditors is their own fault
placid sail
went for no man's sky redemption arc lol
fading shuttle
you cant blame the people since the decision is up to corporate you shill
wispy flame
mf really calls me a shill
plucky void
The problem with Cyberpunk was awful management
even with the delays
they still had to crunch their employees to release the game
fading shuttle
i mean, the game was in "development" for what? 6 years?
placid sail
and CDPR caving into redditors is their own fault
they would have caved in for something similarly dumb regardless, no doubt
clear prism
Literally squeezed the life force out of their developers with the good old crunch
placid sail
it is a duty of high management to be as detached from reality as possible
placid sail
don't you guys have phones?
fading shuttle
but the time they spent actually developing the game was since they released the last witcher dlc
clear prism
don't you guys have phones?
Is this an out of season April fools joke
plucky void
it's all on CDPR, no doubt about it. No amount of reddit whining "rushing the devs" comes close
wispy flame
Is this an out of season April fools joke
its refering to that dota game or whatever it was
plucky void
its refering to that dota game or whatever it was
diablo immortal
clear prism
wispy flame
yeh that
plucky void
oh no the game was being made for 6 years
and it STILL released in an absurdly shitty state
wispy flame
because it ended up being rushed?
fading shuttle
and there might have been some sort of massive scrap, lotta changed content, so at best? they actually geniunely developed it for 3-2 and a half years
wispy flame
since "we need it now"
plucky void
because it ended up being rushed?
after 6 years in dev time, a game with that level of "quality" wasn't gonan come out well without being rushed either
clear prism
They pour a massive amount of advertisement into those games, of course
fading shuttle
my biggest gripe with the delays was the fact that the reason for them was bullshit
clear prism
Corpo will never allow any long term delays, even if the Devs say it is needed
fading shuttle
its been confirmed that the delays werent for polish, they geniunely hadnt finished the fuckin game
wispy flame
after 6 years in dev time, a game with that level of "quality" wasn't gonan come...
well maybe if people understood that it needs time and not get butt hurt over delays we could receive in a playable state, later sure but still
clear prism
This is talking about a minority of CP2077 players, though
fading shuttle
keep blaming the minority, actual shill behaviour
clear prism
Every friend I asked, they all said "Let the game bake a bit more, no need to rush it"
This was just a vocal minority that should have been ignored
wispy flame
^
clear prism
But Corpo sees three posts screaming about the delays and begin sweating
Why? Because they should have never been let into PR in the first place, all they are good for is money anyway
placid sail
absolutely sure it had almost nothing to do with vocal minorities and everything about some shit like "we need to publish it in this financial quarter because otherwise the investors will eat our asses"
clear prism
That too
But this is the thing. Those investors are part of the vocal minority. They are promised a dead line, hence why they invest
Can not have the investors get angry, now can we?
placid sail
well, if you put it that way lol
fading shuttle
according to the wise, sage words of mister Jim Sterling, who said this months before the game was released
placid sail
though there is nothing minor about investors for the corpos
fading shuttle
"CDPR should delay cyberpunk 2 years atleast
clear prism
though there is nothing minor about investors for the corpos
Well yes but they are a tiny fraction compared to the massive audience of CP2077
wispy flame
but people kept on insisting that it needs to be released now, and thats why we got what we got
clear prism
They just have the most influence because well, money
wispy flame
fuckers took days off to play that game on release
clear prism
The second a set date was given to the playerbase, it was already a done deal
plucky void
fuckers took days off to play that game on release
dumbasses always do that
fading shuttle
c o r p o r a t e made the decision holy shit
wispy flame
the most you can ever give to the public is to say its gonna be released when its done
fading shuttle
blaming everything on the vocal minority, instead of the idiots who decided to listen to them is stupid
clear prism
Funny that you say that, CD Project said that a few times before when asked about CP2077
I just wonder what really pushed them over the edge to finally give in and set a release date
wispy flame
probably investors
clear prism
We can only speculate, there really is no way of knowing unless they tell us
clear prism
Damn Corpos, man
wispy flame
well and pressure from the people too probably
clear prism
I mean, they hardly give a damn about the people, judging from what they released 😂
wispy flame
nah i woudnt say that
fading shuttle
they got a fuckin investment from the Polish government even
fading shuttle
the majority of the reason was the investors, a small one being the vocal minority
wispy flame
I mean, they hardly give a damn about the people, judging from what they release...
no company wants to release a half working product unless its necessary
fading shuttle
also you gotta know, that cdpr was bullshitting their investors on the true state of the game
clear prism
I tell you what, they probably knew that they would not make enough profit out of it if they kept delaying
So they said "Cash in the money now with what we have, weather the storm and move on"
fading shuttle
considering some of the investors tried to sue cdpr, id say some of them didnt even know what state the game was in
clear prism
Oh no, they were never truly informed
fading shuttle
i got suspicious by the third delay, it made me wonder wtf is wrong with the game that it has to get delayed so many times
clear prism
To be fair, the whole charade around it had me suspicious
When the first delay came in, I already said I am not pre ordering anything
Even though delays are fine, they had so much time to make it so I could not see any reason to delay
fading shuttle
we realized only later that the reasons for the delays were bullshit, they werent polishing, the game wasnt even completed
and thats when my trust disappeared, the fact that they bullshitted the real reason for the delays made me angry
clear prism
At the very least, they could have given us the full truth but not they could not be arsed with that either
Classic Corpo move
mortal violet
I think the reason why it turned out so shit is because apparently they completed the game but scrapped the entire thing a couple years before release to rebuild the story to be focused around Keanu
but those are just rumours afaik
fading shuttle
yeah, that aswell
game apparently was only developed for 2 and a half years if that rumour ends up correct
clear prism
I mean, the basis of CP2077 should have been finished by then anyway
Because even some core functions were absolutely going haywire
upbeat bobcat
I played the game when it came out, v1.1 as I remember and the game was in beta state, everything was completed but most things were just placeholder like animations.
Especially the animations through the end of the game
plucky void
i got suspicious by the third delay, it made me wonder wtf is wrong with the gam...
some guy who claimed to be part of the game's dev team went on reddit and claimed most of the dev time was "messing around"
Of course any idiot could go on reddit and say that but... I wouldn't put it past them.
clear prism
some guy who claimed to be part of the game's dev team went on reddit and claime...
I am the CEO of Beijing Corn
plucky void
considering the state of the game at release
I wouldn't doubt that could've happened
upbeat bobcat
They aren't Rockstar, it's not gonna be good making RDR2 for what, 10 years
More it gets longer, more it gets shittier
clear prism
Got to say though, Rockstar does hammer out some real gems
upbeat bobcat
Things scrape out, redone, remake
mortal violet
Rockstar has never missed imo
clear prism
Looking at you, Manhunt
mortal violet
I mean aside from the remasters of the old gtas
fading shuttle
sure, rockstar employees worked themselves to fuckin death with crunch, but goddamn is rdr2 good
cdpr shoulda learned from the best
clear prism
I mean aside from the remasters of the old gtas
Yeah, whatever the hell is up with that
upbeat bobcat
CP77 has been a good lesson for everyone
clear prism
Everyone considered CD Project the best
upbeat bobcat
Not to hype things for no reason
clear prism
Because of Witcher and so forth, so many said that CD Project is the best and will nail CP77
mortal violet
Hopefully they smarten up for Witcher 4
plucky void
Rockstar has never missed imo
GTA Online
upbeat bobcat
Everyone *considered* CD Project the best
Lmao the company cares about us, being friendly and shit
mortal violet
They're using a better engine so I hope it'll do them good
upbeat bobcat
GTA Online
GTA Online is the best thing they done business wise, still getting played and money making machine
plucky void
if all you care about is money, then sure
clear prism
The sudden ascension of GTA RP sure contributed
mortal violet
GTA Online is the best thing they done business wise, still getting played and m...
I mean, doesn't make it good persay
plucky void
same could be said for CDPR releasing Cyberpunk in such a shit state and still making the biggest profit in the company's history
upbeat bobcat
GTA V is still selling like shit
plucky void
even after the refunds
upbeat bobcat
Game is 2013
upbeat bobcat
Not for us
For them
That's why they killed Red Dead Online
No one was playing
They thought it was gonna be GTA online 2
grizzled meadow
RIP Red Dead Online, by the way
?
upbeat bobcat
But game is tooooooo slow for common children to play
grizzled meadow
They closed the whole thing?
upbeat bobcat
Rockstar abandoned
upbeat bobcat
Because no one is playing and it's not selling even for standalone
clear prism
This is so sad
upbeat bobcat
kek
clear prism
Can we get Falco tagged 2 times
upbeat bobcat
clear prism
||Do not do it, it is joke||
mortal violet
Can we get Falco tagged 2 times
Go ahead
upbeat bobcat
I mean I could
grizzled meadow
Can we get Falco tagged 2 times
@grizzled meadow @grizzled meadow
Like this?
clear prism
gasp
grizzled meadow
(Discord let you do this, yes, just learned this now)
clear prism
Ah yes, you can tag yourself
upbeat bobcat
@ everyone
clear prism
Which is absolutely hilarious
grizzled meadow
@ everyone
I don't think it works
mortal violet
<@237635783249494016> <@237635783249494016>
Like this?
Please don't randomly disturb the mods, thanks
upbeat bobcat
@ here
clear prism
Oh nah, we got no permissions to use @everyone
mortal violet
clear prism
See? Does not work
grizzled meadow
Can someone tag me two times? Seriously, just wanted to see what happen
clear prism
@grizzled meadow @grizzled meadow
mortal violet
It just tags you once
upbeat bobcat
@grizzled meadow @grizzled meadow @grizzled meadow @grizzled meadow @grizzled meadow @grizzled meadow @grizzled meadow @grizzled meadow @grizzled meadow @grizzled meadow @grizzled meadow @grizzled meadow @grizzled meadow @grizzled meadow @grizzled meadow @grizzled meadow @grizzled meadow @grizzled meadow @grizzled meadow @grizzled meadow @grizzled meadow @grizzled meadow @grizzled meadow @grizzled meadow @grizzled meadow @grizzled meadow @grizzled meadow @grizzled meadow @grizzled meadow @grizzled meadow @grizzled meadow @grizzled meadow @grizzled meadow @grizzled meadow @grizzled meadow @grizzled meadow @grizzled meadow @grizzled meadow @grizzled meadow @grizzled meadow @grizzled meadow @grizzled meadow @grizzled meadow @grizzled meadow @grizzled meadow @grizzled meadow @grizzled meadow @grizzled meadow @grizzled meadow @grizzled meadow @grizzled meadow @grizzled meadow @grizzled meadow @grizzled meadow @grizzled meadow @grizzled meadow @grizzled meadow @grizzled meadow @grizzled meadow @grizzled meadow @grizzled meadow @grizzled meadow @grizzled meadow @grizzled meadow @grizzled meadow @grizzled meadow @grizzled meadow
grizzled meadow
Disappointing
grizzled meadow
<@237635783249494016> <@237635783249494016> <@237635783249494016> <@237635783249...
Do it again, now
clear prism
It truly is
upbeat bobcat
@grizzled meadow
@grizzled meadow @grizzled meadow @grizzled meadow @grizzled meadow @grizzled meadow @grizzled meadow @grizzled meadow @grizzled meadow @grizzled meadow @grizzled meadow @grizzled meadow @grizzled meadow @grizzled meadow @grizzled meadow @grizzled meadow @grizzled meadow
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Goodbye people
clear prism
If you get tagged once or twice in a single message, it only shows you one ping
upbeat bobcat
Nice knowing you
grizzled meadow
Only 3 because you pinged me three times
grizzled meadow
If you get tagged once or twice in a single message, it only shows you one ping
Yes
clear prism
@grizzled meadow
fading shuttle
red dead online died because they never tried to add geniune content
motherfucker you cant even be a proper criminal in rdo
grizzled meadow
<@237635783249494016>
Single messages, of course
upbeat bobcat
red dead online died because they never tried to add geniune content
People weren't playing it in the first place because game is too slow
clear prism
Precisely
upbeat bobcat
Can't GTA around
fading shuttle
there arent any heists, you cant rob trains, you cant even really own property
clear prism
You can always do a little sneaky and shadow ping
upbeat bobcat
bip
upbeat bobcat
Numbers Mason, what do they mean
grizzled meadow
clear prism
What I find funny is how people have their Discord with like 99+ pings
grizzled meadow
What I find funny is how people have their Discord with like 99+ pings
Ah yes, Grok
Literally 150+
upbeat bobcat
OCD triggering
clear prism
YES
Yes
I hate seeing those pings unanswered
Or, at least, clicked away
This is why I employ the folder system of Discord which allows me to click away all those pings with two clicks
Very useful
upbeat bobcat
Holy shit I didn't know that
Not like I get much notifications but only from the servers I check on daily basis but still
clear prism
Probably missed a few tags to conversations that way 😂
upbeat bobcat
What could go wrong meh
clear prism
Such is life in the Discord zone
plucky void
like charlie said
if you forgot about it dismissed the ping then it probably wasn't important
gloomy roost
Oi oi oi oi, wots appenen heear
upbeat bobcat
CDPR great game
upbeat bobcat
Developer of Mount and Blade
upbeat bobcat
I'm just fuckin with you lmao
upbeat bobcat
Wha
gloomy roost
Wouldn't it be cool if there was a Cyber nomad tribes and royalties type game
upbeat bobcat
Modding will be much diverse and strong with Bannerlord
I'd expect some CP action
Give it some years tho
Because with diversion and quality, comes much needed optimization and time
mortal violet
poopenfarten
upbeat bobcat
plush zodiac
upbeat bobcat
Amugus levels
eager quest
amugus
upbeat bobcat
Gugus
plush zodiac
mortal violet
But can it run minecraft
ripe ibex
Doom
plush zodiac
But can it run minecraft
😳
mortal violet
plucky void
dayum
plush zodiac
plucky void
mortal violet
ok now play stalker on it
ripe ibex
My dog ran doom once
plush zodiac
ok now play stalker on it
😳
stone blade
plucky void
clear prism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spahx8lzs4k
Corporate wants your money.
plucky void
corporate's asking you to please stop kicking the barrels.
clear prism
corporate's asking you to please stop kicking the barrels.
Corporate is asking you to remove your clothes an-
👀
stone blade
stone blade
?
mortal violet
Carl bot sends a list of commands in dms
heady crow
grizzled meadow
Carl bot sends a list of commands in dms
Yes
We have the descriptions for each command in #🚨admin-hideout
They're pretty self explanatory
mortal violet
woa
heady crow
ah ye #hideout
placid sail
!tags
mortal violet
epic hidden channel
placid sail
so what does it do
plucky void
it hides
heady crow
reminds me of #staff_furry_rp
plucky void
reminds me of #staff_furry_rp
staff_furry_erp
grizzled meadow
#🚨admin-hideout? It's where we moderators + Grok talks about stuff in secret 👀
heady crow
well it isnt so secret anymore now is it
plucky void
for some reason Discord eats the underscores and spits italic
mortal violet
placid sail
probably just aldo screaming extreme obscenities on chatlets all day
to keep it cool here
heady crow
grizzled meadow
probably just aldo screaming extreme obscenities on chatlets all day
That's me
He's very polite
clear prism
I know all about #furry-erp-interrogation-litter, Falco!
grizzled meadow
He only have one mood:
heady crow
and 🥷
clear prism
I am blowing the whistle on it as we speak
heady crow
placid sail
He only have one mood: <:funpolice:982348300298637382>
un autre jour de confrontation avec des déchets criminels
heady crow
clear prism
stone blade
Literally me
heady crow
his arms and delts have more muscle than in your entire body
placid sail
his arms and delts have more muscle than in your entire body
the audacity to compare oneself with Billy
grizzled meadow
Grok's GitHub be like
mortal violet
who up hanking they schrader
grizzled meadow
@heady crow wiseposting is still a thing
clear prism
<@273796868469686272> wiseposting is still a thing
Finally, some good fucking content
heady crow
<@273796868469686272> wiseposting is still a thing
thats why i use a thirdparty website to save tiktoks
no watermarks
heady crow
how so
clear prism
Less brain rot 😂
heady crow
ye thats why i only use the website and dont interract there at all
grizzled meadow
GrandTheftAutonil have a point here
clear prism
Who am I kidding, we are Sdalgers
placid sail
some people legit think that tiktok is a new age of content while happily eating decades old videos with a tiktok watermark
clear prism
Our Brain is rotten through and through by Controllers
placid sail
though I'd say there is some unique and original content there
heady crow
some people legit think that tiktok is a new age of content while happily eating...
nah several of the memes and formats seen on other websites come from tiktok
clear prism
GrandTheftAutonil have a point here
||Also nice one, not a lot of people catch onto that lol||
heady crow
whenever anything there becomes sorta popular everyone follows so it creates trends easily which are followed and reposted on other apps etc
mortal violet
grand toronto area
grizzled meadow
||Also nice one, not a lot of people catch onto that lol||
||Seriously? I thought it was obvious||
clear prism
||Seriously? I thought it was obvious||
||Sadly, some people happen to have this condition called: The big stupid ;)||
heady crow
grizzled meadow
||Sadly, some people happen to have this condition called: The big stupid ;)||
||||
mortal violet
smol kek
mortal violet
mf got the trash bag pants on
heady crow
plucky void
I showed you my valve pls respond
placid sail
gay ben
clear prism
I showed you my valve pls respond
plucky void
oh no, a furry dickgirl
heady crow
oh yes, a furry dickgirl
plucky void
stone blade
gimme 200$
clear prism
placid sail
scenic sable
Damn 
placid sail
my dumpy sense is tingling
mortal violet
something else of mine is tingling
grizzled meadow
something else of mine is tingling
This is something @real tinsel would say
gloomy roost
heady crow
scenic sable
plucky void
Homelander is a beta
placid sail
This is something <@318693410384904192> would say
pretty sure it's his another alt
just look
cat avatar
delusional thoughts
obscene sexual remarks
that's kha 100%
pastel quartz
placid sail
severe linden
mortal dirge
stone blade
literally me
mossy iron
plucky void
OH NO, I JUST SHOT MARVIN IN THE FACE
harry murrel is a treasure
oh wait
paul harell
why did I mix those two up lmao
plush zodiac
😳
mortal violet
I was not expecting that lmao
mortal violet
well done mate 🤝
upbeat bobcat
gloomy roost
glad kelp
Yooo i know that scene
plucky void
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/300252841522626560/991878133470990376/c...
nomnomnom
grizzled meadow
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/300252841522626560/991878133470990376/c...
That TNT explosion is *chef kiss
grizzled meadow
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/300252841522626560/991878133470990376/c...
I am sure this will please @glad kelp
gloomy roost
glad kelp
Lmao
glad kelp
How doesn't it make me laugh
grizzled meadow
I'm so happy about this information
glad kelp
But destruction with funny sound make me laugh
gloomy roost
glad kelp
You have to be crazy to eat this everyday
grizzled meadow
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/407989900881952771/992090353811337226/fis...
real tinsel
@grizzled meadow you, me, le fishe bathtub, it's a date
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPGipwoJiOM
we'll wine and calzone all night
gloomy roost
real tinsel
i knew it i knew the sky was a simulation screen
i need to build the tallest sledgehammer and break it
warped elm
upbeat bobcat
grizzled meadow
Just yesterday I saw a video of like 10 guys all dressed up who went to see this movie, the meme is real
real tinsel
Just yesterday I saw a video of like 10 guys all dressed up who went to see this...
the memes are taking over the world
grizzled meadow
the memes are taking over the world
placid sail
for everyone who posted french fish music, I thank you
I have the most cultured and romantic ARAM game I've ever had
upbeat bobcat
upbeat bobcat
plucky void
looks like it's made of cotton candy
upbeat bobcat
They are so fucking majestic
plucky void
you know what that means. 🍽️
upbeat bobcat
You do you
upbeat bobcat
uhhhh
upbeat bobcat
real tinsel
dog breeds are getting out of hand
grizzled meadow
grizzled meadow
I got promoted...
(we all got promoted)
Now I'm a real Discord moderator...
The stereotype can hurt me now...
real tinsel
They can have hair unlike you Kha
i have a magnificent hair. I simply prefer bald
real tinsel
I got promoted...
how
real tinsel
all you gotta do is shave every few days
yeah it grows too fast
grizzled meadow
What do you mean how
upbeat bobcat
grizzled meadow
He just gave us "powers", now we can do almost anything
placid sail
Oh fuck it's Friday
finally...
real tinsel
are you like moderator v1.2 or something now
grizzled meadow
are you like moderator v1.2 or something now
Well yes
placid sail
too bad I can't fucking drink for the next month