🎪bruh-fart

[mortal dirge]

blackface bandit

[glad kelp]

Les go

[upbeat bobcat]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/798672521390063626/991446085451128842/Promoting_War_Thunder_to_Catfisher.mov

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/953451177247391786/991435204017279006/happy_australia_day_to_me-1.mp4

[glad kelp]

Me who just was on the verge of passing out and sees this: gets ununcoscious

btw yes that actually kinda happened

[azure glade]

Tf did you do?

[glad kelp]

Uhhhhh i cured that tiny bit of warts on my foot by ripping off a part, making it bleed like hell

Very stupid and less effective

But yk, atleast i ain't dead 👍

[azure glade]

...
Bro you know you will have more now`?

[glad kelp]

Not if you pull out the roots

[azure glade]

You know what causes warts?

[glad kelp]

Not taking care of your feet-?

I had this since 2 years and i am done with them-

[azure glade]

Warts are caused by either Viruses or less common bacteria and they transfer onto healthy tissue through blood

[glad kelp]

Huh

[azure glade]

Do you have desinfected the wound ?

[glad kelp]

I did

I'm not that dumb

[azure glade]

Well thats at least something
There is normaly when you do the procedure without infecting other spots a 20% reinfection chance, you will pretty likley have reinfected it so next time dont cut it out or whatever but use acid

[glad kelp]

What kinda acid?

[azure glade]

You can go to an Apotheke and ask there, the acids used for them are not strongly acidic and have detailed instructions

[glad kelp]

Ooh

What are they called?

[azure glade]

I have no clue its a year since then just google or ask there

I had one on the side of my finger and getting fully rid of it took around a month

but it did not re-infect

[glad kelp]

Oh i had one on my finger too

And i also manually removed it bit by bit though

Already gone

And before that i had a very big one on my foot that i also manually removed ,_,

[azure glade]

You seem to have an genetic deposition for the things

[glad kelp]

True true

I have a thing that is like "if it annoys you, push it away"

So it sort of did just that

[azure glade]

Yeah I have that mentality too

[glad kelp]

man, what else? You like playing with fire too?

[azure glade]

You ever did Axtwerfen when drunk?

[glad kelp]

I was drunk only once sadly so no

[azure glade]

[azure glade]

Well I am at most drunk once a year or two

But during my Abschiedsfeier at an cabin in the woods I found an axt and ran after my friends and then threw it at trees

[glad kelp]

Pfft

Sounds fun

[azure glade]

It was

A friend almost lost his foot

[glad kelp]

Oop-

How come?

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/responsible-lying-oops-growing-up-parents-gif-4582052

[glad kelp]

[azure glade]

We were in a cabin that was heated with wood so the wood was running out so we (completly drunk) went to the back and choped wood into smol wood

[glad kelp]

And you almost hit his foot-

[azure glade]

No he wanted to kick it away as a prank when I was choping down at it

[azure glade]

So basically yes

[glad kelp]

Man hegot lucky

Mans got luck at 80

[azure glade]

Also being drunk at an cabin in some weird german forest is kinda creepy

[glad kelp]

True though

I remember when me and my friend inspectet an old abandoned destroyed house

We found a pickaxe in it i think

[azure glade]

haha we did such stuff often

[glad kelp]

Then it got stolen by some other people

[azure glade]

Stealing copper n stuff

[glad kelp]

Yoooo

[azure glade]

"stealin"

[glad kelp]

Ye jusy borrowwin some stuff from yer home man

[azure glade]

I mean Music is free use after 80 years

So is your Copper for me

[glad kelp]

True lol

Make coins

[azure glade]

Yee

[glad kelp]

Big moneyz 🤌

"you need 99 more copper coins to afford this"

[azure glade]

https://tenor.com/view/sushichaeng-among-us-among-us-meme-shocked-confused-gif-22454610

me when a scary thing (The police) asks what all the copper is for

[glad kelp]

Imagine someone having sussyphobia

[azure glade]

Man he would die on the Internet

[glad kelp]

Literally

He wouldn't survive a second

[azure glade]

The Internet is scary ngl

[glad kelp]

And life is brutal

[azure glade]

The Internet is worse

[glad kelp]

"I have your IP adress"

[azure glade]

Boohoo I dont even know my own

[glad kelp]

Neither man

[azure glade]

tbh I couldnt bother

[glad kelp]

Same though

Lol

Like

I get IP banned?

Idk

I can go somehwere else

[azure glade]

Life would get better

[glad kelp]

Yes

Definitely

101% life improvement

[azure glade]

Ted Kaczynski moment

[glad kelp]

Quite literally

[azure glade]

😎

[glad kelp]

So you said in germany yes?

Where exactly was it?

[ripe ibex]

use exact latitude and longitude please

[glad kelp]

Man I'm no cartograph

[ripe ibex]

this information will be usefull later

[glad kelp]

You talk like an NPC for such a human being

[ripe ibex]

first time ive heard that one

[glad kelp]

First time i ever said that too

[ripe ibex]

masheen noises intenserfy

https://tenor.com/view/brick-washing-machine-explode-crash-gif-16347183

[glad kelp]

Did they just put a brickk in there??

[ripe ibex]

yeah

pretty neat in'nit?

[glad kelp]

Innit mate?

Morning damnit

[ripe ibex]

chief'nt

[glad kelp]

No hables italiano

No hablo inglis

[ripe ibex]

nein sprekenz languanger

[glad kelp]

Deutschn't

[ripe ibex]

lmao

[azure glade]

...

[ripe ibex]

yes a fellow npc

[glad kelp]

Well i mean what i wantet to say is

I live in germany too

[azure glade]

Göttingen

[glad kelp]

Das is weit

[ripe ibex]

please, allow us to complete the skyrim townpeople dialogue

[azure glade]

Bist du ein Dreckiger Süddeutscher ?

[glad kelp]

Hmmm wie genau dreckig?

[ripe ibex]

i dont speak Egyptian 😦

[azure glade]

Blocked

[glad kelp]

Man das war doch nur ne fun frage

[azure glade]

Wer unterm Weißwurst Äquator lebt ist Unmensch

[glad kelp]

Is so

[azure glade]

[glad kelp]

[glad kelp]

Flying power armor lmao

[azure glade]

The best is when you get shot into the air when trying to get into it

[glad kelp]

Omg

Real NPC moment

[azure glade]

https://tenor.com/view/friedhelm-friedhelm-winter-generation-generation-war-unsere-mutter-unsere-vater-gif-15829489

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/973648388979585144/985610952647012392/Grandpa_walked_off.mov

[stone blade]

yoooo fallout

[grizzled meadow]

STANDING HERE

[stone blade]

true

[clear prism]

Me who uses Discord light mode:

https://tenor.com/view/lotr-lord-of-the-rings-theoden-king-of-rohan-you-have-no-power-here-gif-4952489

[grizzled meadow]

Fuck off

With love and respect

Always

[zenith grove]

[pastel quartz]

thats cold mate what the fuck are you on about?

[grizzled meadow]

@zenith grove you can't talk

[zenith grove]

[stone blade]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[grizzled meadow]

You literally live in a volcano

[stone blade]

TO

AAAAAAAAAAAAa

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

WHAT

DO YOU WNAT

[zenith grove]

https://tenor.com/view/kekwtf-gif-18599263

[pastel quartz]

should i ghost ping him for shits and giggles?

[stone blade]

ok italian man

youre like used to 50

[pastel quartz]

fucking ravioli looking ass

[stone blade]

well here in plovdiv its hot

its hotter than my home town

so 30 is not hot for me

idk what weather you people are used to

10 degrees C is like boiling for scandinavians

you people sleep with ice

[grizzled meadow]

False statement

That's okay_cat

[stone blade]

ok

48*

my bad

where does okay cat live

sahara desert?

egypt?

[zenith grove]

no

[stone blade]

where

UAE?

[zenith grove]

close

[stone blade]

ez

[eager quest]

bitch i am melting at 20 degrees

at like 2 or 3 pm here where i am it gets up to 30*

i wanna die

[heady crow]

20 degrees?

Dude when that 13c hits for the first time its lights out for me

[eager quest]

i only said im melting at 20 degrees, i start dying at 10

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-rising-gif-24608933

[stone blade]

https://tenor.com/view/snow-happy-easter-gif-25371743

[ripe ibex]

Manlongo

[cursive ether]

https://tenor.com/view/melty-melty-blood-len-neco-arc-neko-arc-gif-24344967

[stone blade]

alo

[gloomy roost]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-n5qVwn-Xc

[verbal stirrup]

Oh god dammit someone allready posted it

[azure glade]

I apreciate your effort

[verbal stirrup]

I will now do an iron man run as monolith as punishment

[glad kelp]

I summon a ivan

[azure glade]

[stone blade]

yes

[glad kelp]

Playing as ironman i see? Where's your 10m dollars fancy suit?

[glad kelp]

Omg it worked!!!!11!!1!1

God i love being like this

[stone blade]

❤️

🤝

[glad kelp]

And collect sulfur chunks everyday? Yes.

[glad kelp]

But like for real

[glad kelp]

Someone actually live like this

Everyday

He has to pick up a sulfur rock from the vulcano

Then sell it to get food and such

They really do this every day

#storiesthatsoundsfakebutarereal

[zenith grove]

not news

[glad kelp]

[zenith grove]

nothing sounds fake about it, unless you live in the US (offence intended)

[glad kelp]

this got me wheezin man stop

[stone blade]

falco

[azure glade]

In indonesia is a mine operating like that

[glad kelp]

Yooooooooo no way

[azure glade]

They dont Live in it

But next to it

And go inside picking up the stuff

[glad kelp]

[azure glade]

[glad kelp]

I personally think that is poggers for some reason

[azure glade]

Haha so poggers and quirky
dies of poisoning

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/718078978744778782/827239071481987133/video0-1-1.mov

[azure glade]

Thank God the Inquisition protect me from sin

[glad kelp]

I was actually expectin this

[stone blade]

no you weren t

shut it

[glad kelp]

Yes i want it

Lol

[azure glade]

Stop being a 13 year old teenage girl

[lavish dragon]

[grizzled meadow]

Nobody expect the Spanish Inquisition, after all

[grizzled meadow]

What

[stone blade]

hi

[glad kelp]

What? Can't i?

[clear prism]

No, it is forbidden by the ancient Discord gods

[glad kelp]

Lol

[clear prism]

19 year old big tiddy goth girlfriend, take it or leave it

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/femboy-monkey-monki-femboy-femboy-monki-femboy-test-gif-18862899

[glad kelp]

L

[neat dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/run-afraid-gun-monkey-gif-15569301

[upbeat bobcat]

Daily reminder

[verbal stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/creepy-stare-hamster-stalking-looking-gif-22433273

How I look watching freedom and duty fight in the army warehouse waiting to go loot the bodies

[upbeat bobcat]

Good luck when killers roam about and want those loot for themselves

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/407989900881952771/991645863027953796/TF2_Rapidly_Approaching_Cat.mov

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/407989900881952771/991646215508860988/Me_when_umm_stealing_cat.mp4

Had to rescue a honeybird from the cats a day ago

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/427865071247556612/991611718469951539/kek_1004.mp4 For the resident Neco arc enjoyer

[glad kelp]

Fun fakt: it's called "mitwoch" on geman

And "woche" means week

[gloomy roost]

midweek?

[glad kelp]

Exactly xD

[gloomy roost]

Eh

It's just Woensdag here

[glad kelp]

Guten woenstach friend

[gloomy roost]

Goeie dag vir jou ook

[glad kelp]

Lol

[gloomy roost]

Ye my language is a european pizza with dutch as the main topping

[glad kelp]

Is it portugese?

I'm no specialist so don't judge me-

[gloomy roost]

It's Afrikaans

[glad kelp]

Aaah

I see

[gloomy roost]

It was made by like bunch of colonists that were mainly Dutch

Jan van Riebeeck and his crew

[glad kelp]

Interesting

Well then who made up english?

[quartz saffron]

Some white guy

[glad kelp]

Seems like it

[verbal stirrup]

Enough pork sausage on this guy to feed the entire rookie village

[clear prism]

So this is where the entire country's military budget went to

[quartz saffron]

Big chungus

[upbeat bobcat]

General chungus

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/423525684799995904/991616731019739157/16564396093111.webm

[clear prism]

I mean

It do be true 😂

[glad kelp]

Do be true lol

[plush zodiac]

😼

[plucky void]

suspiciously high CO levels

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/872538447812902932/991747084111855636/sU7AQfd.mp4

[plucky void]

nature is beautiful

[glad kelp]

Who here can fluently speak a language that isn't their own?

[glass forge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/955511932809510973/986516233958613003/Lobster_Activity.mp4

[plucky void]

I'd say my english is fluent or close to fluent

and it's not my first language

[glad kelp]

Me too

Welcome to the club

[plucky void]

isn't there already a game called darknest dungeon? lmao

[real tinsel]

i can't even speak my own language fluently

[glad kelp]

Bruhhhhhhhhh

[glad kelp]

Yikes

Oh well we all have flaws

[stone blade]

https://clips.twitch.tv/WonderfulDifficultWaffleEagleEye-F2aFeOX7IighEPio @grizzled meadow

[real tinsel]

IVAN

you sound exactly my friend wtf

you also look like him (except he doesn't have red hair)

[stone blade]

KHATYL

[real tinsel]

hello yes it's me

[stone blade]

very cool

[real tinsel]

thank you

i think you're cool too

[stone blade]

ty

[pastel quartz]

Yes, there is
And this is illegal

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/391568553696034830/991743072654344242/e2e.jpg

[ripe ibex]

Well that briefcase

[stone blade]

important announcement

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IRuzgc2BiI

[mortal dirge]

gamma alpha main menu videos

[proven crown]

Blessings be upon you and your nerdy bits box

[real tinsel]

resort to violence

commit unspeakable atrocities

hug your friends more often

[eager quest]

@upbeat bobcat i found out something about that one cyberpunk mod

after doing some "experimenting"

i found out that even basic fists are

p r e t t y fucking strong

then again, hard to get close to someone with a gun from a distance

but if you can get the slip on somebody

a heavy punch might just insta K.O

MOST enemies

i took out the kabuki twins with just one heavy for each

[upbeat bobcat]

Possible, after all there are enhancements.

[eager quest]

i just got the gorilla arms tho

time to see what happens when i hit a mf with these

[upbeat bobcat]

I have no idea

[eager quest]

but yeah idk i just feel like fists are a bit

a bit...

too

too much

thats why i constantly use a tanto and throw it around like a crackhead

[upbeat bobcat]

||Said no girl ever||

[eager quest]

yeah also mayo

just so you understand before anything

the mod also kinda removes ur ability to achieve like 1000000000 hp

im lvl 17 in-game rn, with like

110 hp

lol

and makes most enemies scale way better and reduce their hp BY A LOT

so they dont take 10 hand launchers to the mouth

[upbeat bobcat]

Makes sense

[eager quest]

idk how armor scales or works with this mod

but

i have like

3k armor

[upbeat bobcat]

It doesn't matter much? Only protects from one hit prolly

[eager quest]

armor is pretty much the only way not to get 2 shot by a rifle

[eager quest]

idk i havent paid attention to it

but now i dont die as quick

sooooo

i guess its working

[upbeat bobcat]

💀

[eager quest]

but yes, unless theyre an animal boss or mini-boss

expect to be able to cheese most enemies with fists

if ur close enough

now its so much more risky to fight those pesky dodging fucks with katanas

if you dont dodge once youre just split in half

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/skeletor-jokes-on-you-im-into-that-he-man-gif-19093194

[upbeat bobcat]

@heady crow

[eager quest]

@upbeat bobcat i forgot

i did the forgetting

WHYYY

i didnt pick up the yknow what

from

the encounter with meredith

[upbeat bobcat]

[eager quest]

T H A T encounter with her

not the deal

[upbeat bobcat]

I know i know

[eager quest]

ffs how did i forget

[upbeat bobcat]

Things happen but you don't see shit

[eager quest]

i just realized too bro

[upbeat bobcat]

That's why I mentioned that

[eager quest]

wait actually

i may just be demented

i MIGHT still have the venus in furs quest

i got the message from her SO LATE

[upbeat bobcat]

I don't remember much

[eager quest]

and i couldnt be arsed to do the romance

[upbeat bobcat]

It was a year ago I played

ugh, I'm still getting shivers from the scripted animations, mid and late game quests were painful to go through.

Just a placeholder animations

[eager quest]

awwww man, my replacer for the gorilla arms doesnt work

i wanted those black leather gloves

:(

[eager quest]

heres how they were supposed to look

unfortunately, not the case

[upbeat bobcat]

Wannabe Undertaker ha

[eager quest]

i love the coat man

its dripping heat

and i also have a hair replacer similar to johnny's

oh ok i see the issue

the gloves work, except for when you actually take out your fists

[upbeat bobcat]

Good and all but don't post any spoiler ay?

[eager quest]

wdym

oh right

yeah nah i wont

[upbeat bobcat]

There are people working on literally getting nothing from net about this game and wanna experience themselves

[eager quest]

yes

i wont spoil mano dw

[upbeat bobcat]

We've already spoiled enough

[eager quest]

no we havent

[upbeat bobcat]

#💣tarkov-released message

[eager quest]

dont you mean mostly

[upbeat bobcat]

I did

[eager quest]

story-wise?

oh

[eager quest]

i thought you were talking about yourself

i got bamboozled by stupidity

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/dying-monkey-dying-gif-13123180

[upbeat bobcat]

That was a great roast ngl

I'd like this roast pinned

[eager quest]

check out these gloves tho

[upbeat bobcat]

I deserved it

Yellow game

[mortal violet]

poop graphics

[upbeat bobcat]

Roy tracing

[eager quest]

its not always like that

[upbeat bobcat]

I know

[eager quest]

besides......

my gpu doesnt cope well with this game

[upbeat bobcat]

It looks complete yellow because the low level GI and shadows

Yikes

[eager quest]

my settings arent really that low

[upbeat bobcat]

It's a CPU heavy game after all

Why 240fps tho

[eager quest]

cuz i want the lower sharpening/resolution at all times

in order for my game not to spaz out

and the screen/graphics to have a fucking seizure all the time

cuz constantly dropping below or going over

(something like 60 for example)

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/skeletor-wat-what-gif-18497036

[eager quest]

ok mayo

confirmed

gorilla arms are pretty fun

kinda cool watching ||cyberpsychos|| fly across the place from a heavy swing and then finishing them off with another one

i set up a custom lvl cap to like

130

using a mod

time to........experiment with

street brawler tree

[upbeat bobcat]

Mang such chill, sunrise or sundown are fucking great but sunrise has less people out there so, it's mostly quiet and cool weather.

[mortal violet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/502190941311074314/989178595991781376/unknown.png

[severe linden]

[upbeat bobcat]

[upbeat bobcat]

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-meme-gif-18671427

[severe linden]

The return of my son

Sqromboe

[mortal violet]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-gif-20277729

[severe linden]

[upbeat bobcat]

wtf

[mortal violet]

my man getting freshened up for his hot date

[eager quest]

man i need help

the day before this one i slept like 3 hours

then i passed out at 7 pm

woke up at 1 am

didnt sleep the entire night

and now i end up drinking

and when i say i passed out i mean it

i was awake at my desk and not even sleepy at 7 pm, then next thing i know its 1 am and i wake up in my bed

when i go get some water, i see my pc and everything still open

i was contemplating whether i was dead, alive, or dreaming

never remembered how i got in my bed or anything before that

[upbeat bobcat]

Sounds like you decided to take a nap but ended up confusing yourself over a dream maybe, happens with the naps sometimes but not remembering beforehand, I have no idea about that.

[eager quest]

idk man, its impossible to explain the feeling

thats why i simply put it as "i passed out"

since i dont remember ANYTHING of what i was doing before it happened

i was just chilling, waiting for tarkov to get fixed since the queues were fucked

and then i just

??

wake up in my bed at 1 am

first thing i did when i woke up was try to sit and go "where am i?" outloud

genuinely contemplating whether im dead, alive or dreaming

[upbeat bobcat]

Human brain is a mystery, maybe you were busy with your thoughts so much that you forgot what you were doing and just decided to go to sleep. You know we sometimes forget what we are doing whilst our muscle memory just carries on?

Lack of sleep might be doing that, I'd advise not to overthink about it but if it happens again, do visit a doc.

[eager quest]

yeah i kinda got over it

and i did say that the day before that, i slept like 3 hours

i was supposed to go to the church really early on

so i slept approx 3 hours

stood 3 hours at the church without drinking or eating

i was OUT of energy

obliterated

[upbeat bobcat]

Yikes

[eager quest]

i could barely stand up without my legs hurting and my abdomen playing games on me

[upbeat bobcat]

Yup, sounds like a normal human being lmao

[upbeat bobcat]

[eager quest]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/285162780946857984/952249005759406120/screw.gif

[hushed marsh]

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/PPHb16ocwn9OxASKX-ULS-vd6WvKuq0xiNq_453KRdw/https/i.imgur.com/l0RewxE.mp4

[glad kelp]

Are ya winnin son?

[upbeat bobcat]

[azure glade]

...

[glad kelp]

Lol

[azure glade]

You need Jesus

[glad kelp]

And you need medication

[azure glade]

No

[glad kelp]

Yesn't

[azure glade]

Thats what my gf said too...

[glad kelp]

Oof..

That must be devastating

[azure glade]

Yrah and when I did she was gone

[glad kelp]

Yikes

[real tinsel]

boys

and crystal

i still have gamma rc1

[glad kelp]

Yo what.

[zenith grove]

i will call falco

filco*

[pastel quartz]

felco

[stone blade]

shitco

[eager quest]

bannedco

[zenith grove]

[real tinsel]

why

[zenith grove]

you have an outdated gamma, he is going to lose his shit

[stone blade]

sorry for not updating gamma every time grok makes a new comit on github

my bad

[real tinsel]

oh no mr falconelli please don't shove a calzone up my ass sir please don't

[zenith grove]

i guess nobody gets it

[stone blade]

then explain the joke

[zenith grove]

no

[zenith grove]

i am talking about kha having RC1, no one is telling you to update every time there is an update

[stone blade]

ok

[real tinsel]

i will not update my gamma

[stone blade]

kha playing that shadow of chernobyl

respect

[real tinsel]

thank you ivan thank you thank you

ivan gets it

[stone blade]

🤝

[grizzled meadow]

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-love-brothers-anakin-obiwan-gif-5287022

[real tinsel]

https://youtu.be/wf16WUYLfpQ?t=84

[stone blade]

gimme 200$

[grizzled meadow]

Disgusting
Ugly
Wanna kill you
200$

[heady crow]

Man limewire

Been a long time since ive heard that name

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/760345239876665354/991772961642135662/Glass.mp4

[real tinsel]

limewire more like wire me 600$ so i can get out of this crippling debt

[glad kelp]

I get it though

[glad kelp]

How he just baps him instead of just a punch

[stone blade]

quit that

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/YBD3ExFI9_E

[clear prism]

Will I ever stop trolling?

yes yes yes yes yes
yes yes yes yes yes
yes yes yes yes yes
yes yes yes yes yes
yes yes yes yes yes

[real tinsel]

bzeek is a dunkey fanatic confirmed

[upbeat bobcat]

More like dumbkey

He became old news so quickly

He was like funny once in a time

[placid sail]

agreed

used to watch him regularly long time ago, but nowadays it's just once-twice a year

[grizzled meadow]

Imagine saying Dunkey is old news or he was like funny once in a time

Good thing this doesn't happen here

[upbeat bobcat]

He is

Just like Joel

Same jokes can't carry on forever

[placid sail]

damn

that hit hard

[real tinsel]

who is joel

[placid sail]

I just stopped watching him one day

[upbeat bobcat]

Vinesauce Joel

[placid sail]

fecal funny was very good but only for so much

[upbeat bobcat]

Exactly

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/the-office-michael-scott-dont-you-dare-gif-21943972

[placid sail]

I envy Falco for not being dead inside enough to still find joy in all these folks

[upbeat bobcat]

Yeah

We're not saying they aren't funny

They were once but it's old news

[pastel quartz]

i mean hes french so that could change soon

[upbeat bobcat]

LMAOOOO

Wrong fire

[pastel quartz]

keep calm and eat a baguette

[placid sail]

factually incorrect

get your facts straight

[real tinsel]

he's italian you mongus

[placid sail]

learn brainfart lore better

[upbeat bobcat]

Not knowing where Falco from

[real tinsel]

falco shove a calzone up this guy's ass

[pastel quartz]

its called the brainfart channel for a reason

[upbeat bobcat]

Yoinks

[placid sail]

GET HIM GET HIM

EAT HIS ASS

[upbeat bobcat]

xdxd

[real tinsel]

https://twitter.com/bigfootjinx/status/1542259975296126981

jinx (@bigfootjinx)

here’s jinx when she was little and used to let me put clothes on her

Likes

24585

Retweets

2126

Twitter · Jun 29, 2022, 9:33 PM

[upbeat bobcat]

Vinesauce joel him Falco

[grizzled meadow]

Find me new news then

Oh right, you can't

[placid sail]

you are hereby sentenced to listen to Falco singing Soli by Adriano Celentano in voice chat

[real tinsel]

dunkey will remain funny forever

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/obama-what-seriously-wtf-gif-12341428

[pastel quartz]

i mean theres CNN

[real tinsel]

fuck mayoringram for saying otherwise

[grizzled meadow]

My man from the land down under doesn't know where I'm from

[upbeat bobcat]

I mean you are bald so

[real tinsel]

i will shove my bald head up your manhole

[pastel quartz]

motherfucker im in australia the last thing i need to learn is the difference between french and italian

[upbeat bobcat]

Sure

[upbeat bobcat]

Too busy getting 56k modem speed

[placid sail]

please stop disrespecting our Mr. Statham

[pastel quartz]

that gave me a good chuckle

[placid sail]

he's the best azeri actor

[real tinsel]

man statham is overrated come on

[placid sail]

gasp

[upbeat bobcat]

Only thing I learned about yall Aussies are you can't compliment or simply communicate each other without swearing.

[placid sail]

cunt

[real tinsel]

they're the classy brits

[upbeat bobcat]

Whenever I enter an Aussie streamer's page, "Gday cunt"

[pastel quartz]

thats the country people the city people however...

yea i dont wanna talk about them

[placid sail]

they have coal lobby in the government, shitty game bans and a lot of chinese!

[upbeat bobcat]

Too busy banning God of War 3

[placid sail]

always wanted to visit that place by I'm broke biiiiiiiiitch

[upbeat bobcat]

Bro, they banned Rimworld other day

[pastel quartz]

pretty much every city person at all the capital cities act like those strange people who like having blue hair and screaming at people when they dont have the same political views as them

[upbeat bobcat]

Thankfully it came back to Steam on their end after discussions

[upbeat bobcat]

So just like Falco ha

[pastel quartz]

trust me dont

[grizzled meadow]

What

[pastel quartz]

i wanna fucking leave this place

[upbeat bobcat]

[real tinsel]

why would you wanna visit australia

[placid sail]

also I'm probably getting mauled by a roo or bitten by concerningly wide amount of local friendly fauna

[upbeat bobcat]

Ayo come to Brazil, suffer some more

[placid sail]

WHAT

[upbeat bobcat]

https://www.pcgamer.com/rimworlds-australian-ban-to-be-reviewed-by-classification-board/

[placid sail]

throws his human leather cowboy hat on the floor in anger

[upbeat bobcat]

It resolved tho already

It's back

[placid sail]

you have any particular reasons?

[real tinsel]

man rimworld seems like a fun game but my retard head can't comprehend it

[pastel quartz]

mostly political and the fact that they banned FUCKING TOY GUNS here

every state except ironically the nanny state of australia banned airsoft guns

[real tinsel]

any time i try to play a management game i become really confused and get stuck

[upbeat bobcat]

Rimworld is a very political game

[pastel quartz]

i say banned but they just classified them as actual guns now

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/dying-monkey-dying-gif-13123180

[placid sail]

uh

did they ban the actual guns though?

[upbeat bobcat]

Prolly not

[pastel quartz]

kinda there this really long and convoluted system to be able to get a gun

[upbeat bobcat]

How could they ban Steyr AUG

@real tinsel stop fighting naked wimin

[pastel quartz]

you gotta get a license and you mental health history has to be SPOTLESS or else they think your a psychopath thats gonna shoot up a place theres this case of some dude who couldent get a gun licence because 8 years ago he went to a psychiatrist

[placid sail]

I... I think that civilian gun control must be as strict and complex as possible runs for cover

[upbeat bobcat]

True

[pastel quartz]

no bother ill just make my own gun

i think every place should have american type constitutional carry

i know how to anyway

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/shqiptar-albaner-albanian-shqipe-me-plis-gif-23102355

[placid sail]

could I ask why do you even need a gun?

are spiders especially angry this year?

[pastel quartz]

cause its fucking australia

[grizzled meadow]

@pastel quartz since I have you here and since we're talking about Rimworld, I've always wondered one thing, I could also ask @glad kelp since she's German, now that I think about it

How do you manage to play banned games? If there is a way I mean. Maybe you can't play multiplayer ones, but I don't think you have problems with singleplayer games

[real tinsel]

uh no

[pastel quartz]

i just pirated them

[placid sail]

duh

[grizzled meadow]

Simple as that

[placid sail]

what did you expect, a contraband black market

[upbeat bobcat]

You can also ask bz11k now that everything is banned there

[grizzled meadow]

Worst site ever

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/935989994735169546/990996499460657223/Facebook_undefined720p.mp4

[grizzled meadow]

Deleted because rules 👀

[pastel quartz]

ah all right

[glad kelp]

Like which onew

[upbeat bobcat]

We can't talk about freedom thanks to Discord rules kek

[placid sail]

there is a fine resource of an russian origin, which you should not probably use

[grizzled meadow]

@pastel quartz come on I was reading that

[placid sail]

it has something to do with a girl that is fit

[pastel quartz]

you saw nothing

[grizzled meadow]

No bun fuckco, whatever that was

[pastel quartz]

remind me of that russian bitch that would spill fucking bleach on mens crotches whenever they manspreaded

[placid sail]

oh whoops

[grizzled meadow]

Bzeek doing bzeek things

[stone blade]

Hi

@grizzled meadow WHAT

[placid sail]

what

[pastel quartz]

https://www.cbc.ca/radio/asithappens/as-it-happens-tuesday-edition-1.4855614/viral-video-of-feminist-pouring-bleach-on-manspreaders-debunked-as-russian-propaganda-1.4855973

its so sold

[real tinsel]

the fuck

[pastel quartz]

old

[stone blade]

go video games

[real tinsel]

if someone spills anything slightly harmful on my dick i'm smashing their head in

[upbeat bobcat]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_banned_video_games#Germany

https://store.steampowered.com/app/341940/Hatred/

Steam

Hatred

Hatred fills your whole body. You’re sick and tired of humanity’s worthless existence. The only thing that matters is your gun and the pure Armageddon that you want to unleash. You will go out for a hunt, and you will clear the New York outskirts of all humans with cold blood. You will shoot, you will hurt, you will kill, and you will die. There...

Price

$2.99

Recommendations

10819

Metacritic

43

▶ Play video

This game tho

[placid sail]

lmao

an attempt at propaganda

there is a rule of thumb here

[upbeat bobcat]

Bro, it's happening. Kha talking to his second account

[wispy flame]

the schizo arc

[real tinsel]

go crazy go dumb

[stone blade]

I keep myself nice company

[placid sail]

if something is extremely retarded, backward, aggressive and bad, it is probably a government propaganda

it has always bothered me the most

[upbeat bobcat]

https://youtu.be/QQpozHeQngg

[placid sail]

not the fact that I am living in a literal Mordor which is bad in almost everything that makes sense to a proper human

[upbeat bobcat]

[placid sail]

but the fact that our bad guys ARE EXTREMELY FUCKING BAD AT BEING BAD GUYS

[upbeat bobcat]

Makes both of us m'dude

We are not invading but our money is worst thanks to no production

[placid sail]

like, at least be proper tyrannical villains you bunch of idiots

[heady crow]

Well atleast you let us join nato now

[upbeat bobcat]

Really?

What changed his mind I wonder

[placid sail]

so the news say

[heady crow]

According to our news outlets atleast

[placid sail]

he was probably haggling for something nice for himself and got it

[upbeat bobcat]

Like a fucking rat he is

[placid sail]

yoooo? he builds something? that's nice, I feel envious of your overlord

[heady crow]

Ye, we are joking about that he got a nice cottage on lake päijänne

[upbeat bobcat]

When did we start talking about Greece

Debt people

[placid sail]

I would trade my life for a dinner with your neko leader

[pastel quartz]

bro in a decade egypt born those 70% poor ppl

[upbeat bobcat]

Homeboy asks US to send over 25 F-35's to Greece

[placid sail]

thought it would probably be awkward as fuck

[pastel quartz]

was it a decade or two ago that egypt was 5 mil ppl

then 70 mil now

[upbeat bobcat]

Fuck like a rabbit ha

[heady crow]

@grizzled meadow

[pastel quartz]

k nvm it was a few decades

[placid sail]

guess what is the only leisure for poor and desperate

[upbeat bobcat]

65 million in a decade

would be sheesh

[pastel quartz]

30 mil two decades

[placid sail]

also, getting children is a way of future investment

[upbeat bobcat]

You can always leave them by mosque and let them gather money for you?

[placid sail]

when you try your best to make them a clone of yourself and guilt trip them into providing you with care and aid later in life

[upbeat bobcat]

Oh

That

Right

So they say

I tried couple times but eh

[placid sail]

you tried... making babies? or what?

[upbeat bobcat]

But I love the sound of the calling at 5AM, gives me chills

[upbeat bobcat]

Praying

[placid sail]

oh, that

[upbeat bobcat]

You know, at mosque

Like the roach I am

[zenith grove]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-visible-confusion-confused-gif-14771834

[upbeat bobcat]

[placid sail]

when I was in Dubai, I actually enjoyed that regular singing stuff that happened everywhere

[upbeat bobcat]

I don't pray in English

Didn't

[placid sail]

sorta gave everything an interesting atmosphere

[upbeat bobcat]

Creeps out people hearing for the first time yeah

[placid sail]

shariat police, not so much, slapped my ass for smoking in inappropriate places

[heady crow]

Woke me the fuck up while visiting turkey

Hunting for the local wendigo in the forests of finland

[upbeat bobcat]

You can even see mummies ha

[placid sail]

Bruno standing in the middle of a rural area in Egypt would be quite a sight

[upbeat bobcat]

[placid sail]

look at this tall ass white devil

[upbeat bobcat]

With his thigh high socks

[heady crow]

Well im quite the sight here in greece. Completely white guy in a black denim vest with patches

[upbeat bobcat]

O shit we are close

[heady crow]

184

Im not tall enough to be tall :(

Only tallish

[placid sail]

it'd be probably not as unusual in Greece since Europe and shit but yeah

[heady crow]

Yeah

My shins are like mirrors

[placid sail]

BIG ASS EGYPTIAN LAD INCOMING

[heady crow]

So white they are

[upbeat bobcat]

Arma 3 lied

[heady crow]

Even though im on a cut im not that skinny sheesh

[placid sail]

instructed by greece authorities to wear long sleeve t-shirts and pants in order to prevent blinding of pedestrians and car drivers by his immense sun reflection power

[real tinsel]

it was "no fun fuckco"

[placid sail]

big khaaytil energy

no wait

[real tinsel]

why

[placid sail]

he's insane, but he loves vegetation

[real tinsel]

i'm more likely to plant 20000 trees than destroy one

[placid sail]

kill 20000 people, plant 20000 trees

perfectly psychotic balanced

[real tinsel]

bzeek you magnificent man

20 thousand people won't make a dent on the general population anyway

[placid sail]

oh so you're ambitious

[real tinsel]

but it will help grow my army of 20 thousand and likely more trees

[upbeat bobcat]

Ents you mean

[placid sail]

khaaytil would genetically engineer tree species that actively kill humans by secreting some wacky element in the air

[upbeat bobcat]

I probably have and eating on a daily basis

[placid sail]

what are the most popular dishes you have?

[grizzled meadow]

Next time I'll find some spicy meme and I'll tag you

[real tinsel]

wow

[placid sail]

did I give you a great idea?

two birds one stone?

[real tinsel]

nah about 5 billion with 20 thousand stones

my ambitions are cosmic

[placid sail]

haven't tried neither of them :C but looks hella tasty, especially koshari!

[placid sail]

finally

I found it

https://youtu.be/tlcDonpeaDc

[placid sail]

like that futurama episode where Fry drank 100 cups of coffee

except no superspeed and just agonising twitching

[pastel quartz]

who wants some content

you just did

[pastel quartz]

interview with waffen ss general

[grizzled meadow]

[pastel quartz]

its history content

besides it's a chonky interview

can't even interview the og's

most of them got killed at the end of the war for simply being part of the war effort

[scenic sable]

There's no reason nor context to why this content was posted here.

[pastel quartz]

🧐

[glad kelp]

True

[pastel quartz]

it's brainfart channel

[upbeat bobcat]

Absolutely political

[scenic sable]

Rationalisation. Random interview with an SS collaborator? Not on this server.

[glad kelp]

Who's SS

Lol

[scenic sable]

Don't worry about it.

[glad kelp]

Oh i won't

[upbeat bobcat]

https://youtu.be/i6ZFd6SBDVc

[glad kelp]

I worry more what's gonna happen to then

[pastel quartz]

bruh u don't get that content on the history channel

[glad kelp]

What history channel

Lol

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-cat-sunakook-tired-exhausted-gif-24687868

[grizzled meadow]

Why won't you play aaaa I need my quandale dingle

[scenic sable]

Who, in the information age, watches television anymore?
If you want to find info about the Nazi Empire you can use the internet to search for it.

[glad kelp]

Or ask me about it

[grizzled meadow]

• #📄rules is still a thing

[glad kelp]

Ye ik was just kidding lol

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/663520473791070249/985624116574965860/donalturmrp.gif

[upbeat bobcat]

A veteran, Crystal

[placid sail]

today I've witnessed a german person ask "what's an SS?"

tbh I think it's probably for the best

[pastel quartz]

of course the dude with the anime pfp would know all about the nazis in ww2 do you also use 4chan by any chance

[upbeat bobcat]

Crystal is 16

[pastel quartz]

im 15

[glad kelp]

nah mate that's what my friends use

[pastel quartz]

checkmate liberal

[scenic sable]

You might want to watch your tone before you are gagged for a week.

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/dying-monkey-dying-gif-13123180

[glad kelp]

Checkmate

[pastel quartz]

blackbagged for a week smh

[scenic sable]

No Nazi-content here. Am I understood?

[glad kelp]

Da

[pastel quartz]

no promises

[scenic sable]

[upbeat bobcat]

uh oh

[pastel quartz]

what if its communist content

[pastel quartz]

tee hee hee

[placid sail]

he's not playing, cease mate

[pastel quartz]

ah all right ill stop

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/when-will-you-learn-action-consequences-gif-11144812

Don't

[upbeat bobcat]

[glad kelp]

Man

[grizzled meadow]

That was a quick delete

[upbeat bobcat]

Quickscoped

[glad kelp]

Realism

[pastel quartz]

i was born with 10 fingers im gonna fucking use them

[glad kelp]

Lmfao

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/napoli-just-legendary-jl-juventino-gif-23584752

[scenic sable]

Depends on which part of the ideology you are memeing about.
Use common sense.

[pastel quartz]

thats very vauge especially in the age of today where everybody who lives in a big city has the personality of those blue haired bitches that whinge and whine all day

[glad kelp]

Tbh i heard one social worker tell me if we tell an american about what kapitalism we do in germany they would call us a communist

[placid sail]

the unbeatable urge to share your political views and interests on a fucking game discord

[glad kelp]

Yew

[glad kelp]

So this is a game?

Damn daniel

Where the arrows

[upbeat bobcat]

Always has been

[placid sail]

you little rascal you get what I mean

[glad kelp]

Yes i do

[upbeat bobcat]

Yo

People

You need to wake up

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/837729372575105084/991942788956561478/Information.mp4

[placid sail]

I fucking love that clip lmao

[pastel quartz]

jesus jumpscare

[glad kelp]

Love his

[placid sail]

friendship with crystal ended

[clear prism]

Just let me sleep, man

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/brutal-savage-rekt-gif-9810801

[glad kelp]

Lmao

[clear prism]

🤨

[glad kelp]

OHHH NOOO

[pastel quartz]

remember that math loli vid? this is the result of that

[glad kelp]

Xd

[grizzled meadow]

Sseth posted

[pastel quartz]

[placid sail]

I say ooooohhhhhhhhhhh

[pastel quartz]

no literally anybody who lives in a big city or a capital city

ive been to adelaide

ive been to melbourne

dont go there

[heady crow]

Idk i live in finlands biggest student city and havent seen them around

[placid sail]

americans to this very day have a funny phobia of anything that has to do with communism

propaganda back in the day was probably insane

[upbeat bobcat]

More like brain washing

[placid sail]

same thing

[upbeat bobcat]

tru

[clear prism]

Honestly man, propaganda is overrated

Just make money

[upbeat bobcat]

If you can't tell that is a male

[placid sail]

laughs in totalitarian

[upbeat bobcat]

I have some bad news for ya

[upbeat bobcat]

you srs?

[placid sail]

AW PERSON OF COLOR YOU ARE HOMOSEXUAL

[heady crow]

Ah

[clear prism]

🤨

[heady crow]

My egypt trip getting cancelled then

[clear prism]

🤝

[upbeat bobcat]

You can actually see his stashe and beard line

And how sharp the face features

It's so masculin

[placid sail]

human genders get more pronounced and distinct from each other in the difficult enviroment iirc

i.e. people living in good condition tend to look more androgynous

[clear prism]

Why do I have a feeling we are about to go down a rabbit hole which we probably should not

[upbeat bobcat]

I just wasn't expecting that hardship would happen in especially here