#๐ชbruh-fart
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What bz11k said
you said it yourself, you felt weird
because it's some sort of fetish, putting you in a role of a child
which sounds not very cash money
unless you're into that
i mean yeah she did treat me like a child
but i didn't think that's a type of abuse
i didn't like it except the tit munching part
but well since i lack the ability to stand up for myself, i just let her do it anyway
I think that the tit munching is actually normal
Or at least one of the few normal things that woman did to you
it is, it's just a common erogenous zone of the body stimulated for pleasure
but the rest is just demeaning towards you
and if you could stand for yourself, you'd probably agree that being treated as a child in different aspects isn't that fun for you
there's no fault of yours in this, though, so don't feel ashamed
most of the stuff wasn't fun for me
man i actually need to learn how to stand up for myself
it is possible, though it would take some time and effort
well it is better than before at least
back in high school i lacked that ability so badly that i'd let people walk all over me
now i let them walk over me less
consider starting from the smallest and easiest things possible and gradually gather up the courage and confidence for bigger moves
good job, my dude!
Sorry to interact into this conversation but know that I was the same as you before @real tinsel until I mentally snap and trust me it was ugly for whoever messed with me after that
on facebook i had a friend who was way worse than me. If someone made a mistake she would apologize for them and think she made a mistake. Or if someone hurt her she'd apologize to them for making a mistake that led them to hurt her
that could be useful, actually
how would you react to how that friend of yours act? what would you advice to them?
bottling up your emotions is very convenient, until it is not
hope you've learned your lessons
well i did give her a wall of advice which i'm trying to follow myself
but giving advice is easier than following it yourself
i doubt she'll follow it either
After some times everything you hold inside burst out and you see a new face of yourself you didn't knew sometimes you hate it sometimes you're glad to have it
aggression doesn't exist for nothing, it's the primal mechanism of human psyche for self-defence and necessary action
but when it turns on so strong and uncontrollably, it usually means that you, the actual identity ruling this whole mess, are slacking, or unable to protect yourself
like emergency measure, not actually nice to operate with it, just a last resort
it may be hard for them and you to follow it not only because it is hard, but because you're expecting way too much from yourself
(if only Aldourien would look this channel now... it isn't even the first time...)
again, I advice you start small and see where it takes you
deranged memes in the day, therapy circle in the night
doing extremely small moves is much better than doing nothing at all, though it's fine to do nothing, too, you don't owe anyone anything, do what you want
Yeah hopefully I know to hold back with those who don't deserve my wrath ..... but those who deserve it end up with a shovel hitting their face
I see these two seemingly different processes as part of a single human drive for self-expression and sharing of experience and emotions
if gift this little cutie to you all #๐ชbruh-fart family
is that a cat enot
Spiky cat
What should we call that? A hedgehat or a cadgehog?
both
you should also find the root of your anger, needing to control it means that you're still imbalanced, that something is still forcing your body into protection mode
cathog
finding that stuff is far too difficult though. Especially if it's buried too deep
most of that stuff happens in the childhood and as you grow up you forget a majority of your childhood if it was a bundle of traumatic experiences
Don't worry I'm fine, mentally unstable yes, but nothing exceeding the norm so it's good
and that is why you should consider using the help of a professional therapist instead of listening to some fucks on the internet 
it would be much more effective
though we appreciate you sharing
i do that too, but it's not that helpful
she does untangle some stuff though
Like I like to say there nothing a shovel can't do.
Want a hole? Shovel
Want to eat a pudding? Shovel
Soneone is annoying you? Shovel
could shovel love and appreciate you?
reaching heavens through violence isn't actually possible
though that's a fun concept
Yes
that's some good ass shovel man
Damn right
On a serious note I like to use this as a joke just to show that I like to laugh but if I have to act you know what will come.
@real tinsel this is Daniel
feeling the need to imply readiness to strike on any threat in a conversation further emphasises the notion that you're feeling insecure inside (please don't take it as an insult or a threat, it is not)
this feeling is probably what drives you angry
my favorite video so far is the one where he tricks the entire ship crew to turn against chapelle
man is the human version of gaslighting and manipulation
I'm not angry anymore just crazy and strange from what my friends says so....meh
That game where they're all pirates?
i know that they are ship crew
no idea if they were pirates or not
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oh his name is chaplin not chapelle
what is that song
japanese goblin
life is so unfair, isn't it
the OG video from 10 years ago has less than half as many views
Xd
capybaras killed crystal
Can someone be a fart smella while being a funny fellah?
that's weird
whats her @

There's literally one ingredient that requires specification on whether it's packed
Brown sugar
True
he literalyl said peekaboo
i will deny this
ive spent last night playing squad with clan buds, like 6 of us
from 9 pm to 6 am
absolutely shit on servers
Yet you returned to your bed alone with your thoughts

you know what they say tho
never go to sleep sad or mad
i had a lot of fun playing squad for that long
I wish
@stone blade you can invite people to 1v1 now
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Th...
dont care
You can meet up with your bulgarian friends to friendly discussion
what the fuck
TARKOV BATTLEPASS WHEN??
what's that
Lmao
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Lol
I wish i could redraw this
Pear :3
apu is a businessman doing business
I wanna make that picture me xd
I am apu
Am emo xd
cool
Busy a bit, i see?
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iron chiken
wha
far cry 2 on infamous is basically cbt mode
the last great far cry game
"nice", but not great
3 was great imo , then they copy pasted the formula so it got shittier and shittier i guess
i mean not shittier but....nothing new
yeah i loved 3
ive been loving the games with twitch recently
this little rat is so fun to play
he isnt the strongest champ ever but its so fun
For better or worse yeah, it was the first in the bland Ubisoft "open world gaem" formula
haven't eaten any
I like twitch
I've only ever eaten the garden variety
I have eaten both
Because there grow some wild strawberries around
There might also be ppls that just take every ripe wild strawberry away
Bcs why not xd
https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=490944212787674
I fucking hate this meme
But God I laughed
inb4 fuck Facebook
Jared Leto reading this
tarkov players explaining why its better to use this ammo type over this one and why you should use this attachment instead of the other one
or that
why run a 600k setup when you have mosin
literally
roleplay the simo hayha
Why talk Tarkov here when you have #๐ฃtarkov-released 
Math tutorials are the best anime. Re:Zero and Attack on Titan is nothing compared to this.
filler vid
An Evangelion Opening Parody
BGM: A Cruel Angel's Thesis (Neon Genesis Evangelion OP)
Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_oZ9Pe0yRg and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiEvlwfxgAo
this is the best evangelion meme
because of reaons
uh, how much does it cost for you to take me to the fish market from the boat garage
shut
public enemy numba wan
hell yeah lennic is playing gamma now
Rip server
why?
Expect another wave of users that doesn't know how to read
nah he usually got 100-200 viewers, it'll be fine
lmao
imagine some big fucking face of twitch playing gamma one day
with like 50000-100000 viewers
fucking tsunami in a server
aldo just emerges from the shack with a minigun in his hands

COME ON VOUS รTES DES COLLรS MAKE MY DAY
he enabled passive limb regen lel
Pussy 
Ahahahahahahahahahaha
Also backpack animations, he really wants stuff to break
dude plays invictus again and again, I don't think he can fear something any longer
glad you enjoyed it falco
that's the thing about Gamma
v
i hope it's not true
cause that's the most un-intelligent thing anyone could think
Me
who are you
^ wish this was me
this cute little froge guy legit bring me happiness
like unironically
I look at this shit this throughout the day and my mood is instantly lifted
funny how the character in gamma may be having the most nightmarish and intense encounters but still be yawning from being sleepy
Is it weird if i wanna be maid?-
I hope it wasn't anything serious... (I didn't read it)
do what you want dawg
define "weird"
Ok nvm
very subjective
Apustaja?
Zo to
Just tell me
there there, vanya, it's all good
Well i mean tis your first time
-.-
google me this batman
you deserve to walk the plank
why do noses run and feet smell
do a kickflip with a plank while jumping above the anomaly
DO A FLIP
flips
Lyrics:
Get up!!
Get up!!
Get up!!
So here I am
doing everything I can
holding on to what I am
pretending I'm a superman
I'm trying to keep
the ground on my feet
it seems the world's
falling down around me
the nights are all long
I'm singing this song
to try and make the answers
more than maybe
and I'm so confused
about wh...
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The official music video for "Spokesman" by Goldfinger, from the album "Open Your Eyes". This video was taken from the CD-Extra portion of the album (UK release).
headbangs happily and suddenly crumbles into old dust
Goodness, that's even older than me..
old dust crumbles into even smaller old dust
arrr matey
I heard that one when my parents were still young and I was a very little lad 
I'm atey!
Hi atey
stop right now, this server is against pirating 
"I'm 80!"
..but when you're a professional piraaaaate! ๐ถ
Pff
up thy ass
okay now you've done it
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Shut yo mouth ya scrub!
||I think it's SFW but if it's not ping me @grizzled meadow I'll remove it||
fix yo posture
Bro i sit as straight as a frickin stick every day xddd
stretch from time to time bud, your back'll thank you
This one?
yoss
It's okay don't worry
And i will thank you -3-
Counter-Strike 1.6
wudanuuu
That's... That's Far Cry 2 :T
I know. But the CS 1.6 vibes are extremely strong
it's almost identical to reloading the Scout/AWP lol
Fair enough 
You'd be one happy dude playing animal crossing ha?
can i roleplay as peepo
I'm not sure there's skins for player hmm
why
Because it's calm, chilling and you're with nature.
Maybe it's possible with a Switch emulator but given how Nintendo is against them, I'm not sure again lmao
Even if you rom your original game through it.
There's almost the same game on Steam tho, someone really made it, forgot the name tho.
its a good scare for the kids, at 12 of age we usually break the spirit and explain to our kids that England isnt actually real
Uhuh..
so immediately the crooked teeth fairy stops existing
I Refuse
People tend to confuse their roots after colonising all around Africa eh
Maybe get some bitches mayor
look at the map, look at it
ah yes, The Great Ireland
complete with red haired savages with loincloths and potato fields
also suffering from severe dementia as in they still battle the non imaginary british
who are in fact
the irish
And the US 
i love strelok so much i wish i was in a death truck
i love strelok so much i wish i was in the zone
and got self locked
because
of a fucking shotgun
monolith
i still remember to this day
1 and half year later
i still hate you
Still haunts you dang
ะผะต ัะพ ัะฐะปะบะพ
no damage 100% accuracy all mission makarov only speedrun
me to oanko
ั
More like wanko
i will not say the sรญmbol
vanko is what my mom calls me
รธ this is the max i can do
ivan the big wanker
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NO
fฤ ฤพฤล
wanko or vanko is just like a childish way of calling someone
more playful way
cmon man
100% Russian simbol
:((
ั
you all should use the same alphabet, i don't care about history
i don't care about the lore of your country
i already know
ะะ
da
we kind of do
it's called Cyrillic
ะดะฐ
i know
cyrillic has some differences but in general its the same
The languages however , hell no
heheh that's literally me
same
farmer peepo gang 
ั
I just like the letter
nah, he's merely admiring the capabilities of blyat letters, we good
Looks like rotated planet with a ring
ั
my favorite is ั
ร
go eat a mouse stinky german cat
why go for basic bitch ั when you have ั!
Imagine me being german 
i have a turkish friend who lives in germany
my name would be Klaus
it's all turkish peoples' wish to move to germany
Those aren't rare you know
I don't wish to move there
I'm happy here, I love this country but it's goddamn hot
you wish to pay 20 liras for a bread?
Bro I've been paying so much for everything since like 2014
Yeah and i wanna get outta here
I don't even care anymore,
I'm not even turkish to beginn with
Europe isn't doing much better either, everywhere have suffering from inflation
Yes exactly
my goal is to hop in an airplane that's flying to finland and jump into the forests then live the rest of my life as an animal-speaking schizo shaman and eventually get killed by a disease that only i have
Yeah well go ahead make one
i'm a basic male who wants a normal life
Not so normal as it seems
shut it crystal
Me? I would want to live in the zone
But since that doesn't exist
Imma learn spanish and maybe go to spain
chernobyl is still radioactive
the old and wealthy are the same in every country
That is no news to me
you can go there and pretend ukrainians are the military and whatever animals that live there are the mutants
No it doesn't, they are fooling you.
No like if the zone was real
yeee
Kha go eat a mouse stinky
I feeeel liiike shiiiit
poor idiots that are russian conscripts agree to disagree with you
Go eat Crystal
Why!
Feel like shit
you know, the one who were tasked to establish a stand in a fucking Red Forest
Well i mean in an emotional kinda way
and were sent to Belarus with radiation poisoning
like i said my only wish is to have a wonderful job that i love doing, a wonderful wife who loves and respects me and maybe 1 or 2 kids if the economy stabilizes and we don't go through ww3
Ehh who cares, some as well believe earth is flat
Bro why are they so stupid ๐
you expect a smart person to participate in this war?
Er

bep
bepo
Bepob
I wonder if those soldiers really got irradiated in Red Forest or it was another of many fake news
though this one amuses me
shush bz11k you're gonna get muted and grant me the ability to post that clip again
Prolly Arma 3 footage
Arma 3 isn't politics so we can talk about that
nato in arma 3 is my favorite faction
Especially soldiers with American names but when you look at their faces, they all Greek.
All fake, no politics
There are no Russia in Arma 3 lore wise, it's all NATO and CSAT, true that CSAT covers also Russia but only Spetznaz
i love how ivan always takes my random words and makes them his username
very cool guy i love him
Also in the lore, a big earthquake happens in Turkey, CSAT moves in for relief efforts and then poof, Turkey joins CSAT lmao.
if you like him so much, why don't you kiss him then huh?
well, i, uhmmm
i'll kiss him
bros before hoes
Da
Give me the latest gossip
So i was like the best thing i coukd have said
it was khaaytil's second account
"How about you get some bitches"

move along, nothing to see here
Me and who
He was like "i actually got some bitches"
Christian Bale
Like he told me somewhere here, in brainfart he has a gf
me
Idk
That's it?
what
Anyway
Whoa
Existence is pain
shut it
@grizzled meadow Kha wants to succ de la cucc with you
Pffft
BZ, we aren't smart as you
what
SUCC DE LA CUCC LMAO
Yes
Also yes
Can you hear me?
and i'm the brainfart's slut, huh
bz11k is just antagonizing me at this point
probably wants to take advantage of my submissiveness and breedability
bz11k wants to dive right into my anus and take a close look at my giant prostate
I am sad for my homie Falco whose sweetheart is playing with his heart with half the server
bz11k wanna tickle my prostate?
no
Please don't give birth on VC
is there a rehab for people who are too horny
yes but i had sex with all of them
That's what someone who want's to tickle khaaytil's prostate would say
It's called bonk
sheeeeeeeeesh
even the lurker knows
bz11k you slutty little boy
that's obviously your another burner account
i have none
fool me once, shame on you
i've probably fooled you 3 times at least
we're going to crack his skull open with the required dosage
yes
I sometimes wonder if there is even somebody else other than you and me here
or it's all a big ruse

go back to sleep
and this. is what you all do
then provide us with the details on gf
we're the only true schizos
What, you say you have a gf around here and not expecting us to gossip
lha hi
hi ivan
I respect it
admit it. it's khaaytil's another account.
uh no
uh no
YEAH RIGHT
what
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SEE THAT SHIT
we're just equally autistic
you fucking dumbo khaaytil, at least write different shit from different accounts
SEEEEEE
i can't operate 2 accounts at the same time wtf
YES
Omg 
im not showing a picture of my gf for personal privacy
did someone say
sorry
chaos
godspeed, aldo
satanslow
Stainslow
okay why is it my other account and not ivan's other account
maybe i am ivan's other account
i don't have other accounts
Both of you have autism
maybe
exactly
you're derailing the question
Atleast it seems like it 
idk tho
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Yep
Their both almost the same persons 
what questions
Even dropped the act now
?
listen, I don't judge the fact that you're Ivan's gf (though you a ho and breaking Falco's heart, but whatever)
but you have to admit it
so before i was ivan's other account and now i'm ivan's gf?
love cannot be build on lies
But it can be grown on distrust
Leave before becoming ivan's right hand
my gfs name is katq
(Toxic relationship)
see? so many lies it is no longer possible to understand what's going on at all
katya?
we have gaslighted the entire brainfart
da
nice
ty
Cannot gaslight me
she's sweet
OR IS IT A KHAAYTIL'S NICKNAME THO
she bought me a monster
See, wasn't that hard
no stop
aha see. I've never even drank monster
I'm not shoving it up my ass
which means i cannot be ivan's gf nor ivan's burner account
make some kinda pipebomb out of it
I was really confused, thanks for giving me a right idea
I read burer I'm like what?
what
b
ok gn
Instead of burner burer
what
it burns
where
My heart
apply some mazolin
the what
Nothing >~>
mazelin
one more letter
vaseline
Da
yeah that one
Vaseline
you're close, you can do it awww mayo why
MAYONAISSE
I can't resist the temptation
it is when i use it as a lube

the instrument of vengeance
RULES OF NATURE
"Powder gangers rule!"
DUNUNUN DUN DUN DUN DUNDUN
Yee
brb gonna kill some chaos
falco just gave up and went to play anomaly
I'm doing something
i'm doing you
Falco
he came to terms with your unfaithfulness
Yes
I bet your mexican name would be flaco
Yes why not
Better than wanko
helado de chocolate
wait for me homie
bye bye
Yessir
i'm gonna try some subnautica mods
somewhat yes
Unity = mods
i'll post the videos here. They're about 10 minutes each but it's 1 minutes of content 9 minutes of unnecessary talking
I always get things out so simple
just slide through the keypoints
Because things just need a yet so very simple understanding
Just like politics
And people make shit so complicatet for themselves
Ye p
Ah fuck my legs
God what else would need to hurt today
I'm not into legs that much sorry
Thighs?
Sure but still not that much
Alright 
I don't have the urge to fuck everything I like
there's a janky co-op mod for it
Well....ehehe...yeah...
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Cockroaches?
I'd eat them if we actually could
I mean you can cook insects
So i think you actually could eat them
Just remove their chitin shell
I can't imagine this scene without dunkey's laughter now
this one is
dunkey makes everything iconic

yeah
Lmaooo
Killed the roach
stupid BITCH
you deserve to die
IT'S MANDATORY THAT YOU DO
FUCKING DISGUSTING CREATURES
anyway
gn
Do you guys know the rumor about if you kill a cockroach there comes another one out?
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roach propaganda

everybody hates that dumb robot
it's so hateable my brain refuses to remember its name
Clyde
but knowing you it was probably a human-cat's asshole from the cat movie
you russian pervert
not it was just a cute cat
of course
go jerk off to people wearing cat costumes
does a debit card has a limit?
yeah... your funds
none of the local banks say there's a limit
big gun go boom
so i can just shove in e.g. 20000 dollars and it's not gonna say anything?
Lmao
small gun go pew
Bro my back still hurts ;w;
is that roblox war thunder
that don't look like sprocket
Xddd
Since qhen do u play roblos
who
but a serious one is steel titans or smth
Leit
wow in euro
lot of time
they're fucked
Me too though
never met a cockroach in euro
Lol
even worse
its bolivares๐ก (real)
Neither matey
you made that up
yews
treat me like a pirate, and show me dat booty
Noล
He can get that kind
he's about to be
But not from me
turkish girls hit different
Drunk dads hit different
#stalker #callofpripyat #rpg
Switch to 1440p60 for better quality.
Just lol. R.I.P. Tremor, R.I.P. Degtyarev.
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i dont get it
You wouldn't get it
you don't get any bitches either
your moms on the line
you rascals
I like khaa now
aw man why didn't you like me before
so you didn't like him before huh
he hated you before
sounds kinda gay but okay
so you're saying you didnt like him as much as you like him now?
thats even worse bro
Don't gaslight me man -3-
Crystal hates Khaaytil!
okay retard go eat someone's wall covers now
Pffft
gaslighting was made up in england, but england isnt real







