🎪bruh-fart

[real tinsel]

what's the context

[grizzled meadow]

This confused me as well

[sturdy otter]

we have context in here?

[grizzled meadow]

Guess it was nothing

[placid sail]

everyone is confused today, even irl

[devout patio]

Im too ugly for sex appeal dog

Nice try

[real tinsel]

just described the entire channel really

[placid sail]

guess the week was long

[grizzled meadow]

Hey

That's florkofcows

[devout patio]

Eh?

[sturdy otter]

its about how you use what you have mate

[devout patio]

Im retarded

[sturdy otter]

same

[devout patio]

Ill flop my dick against the wall as a mating ritual for the contrussy

[placid sail]

I'm smoking hookah!

[sturdy otter]

sounds extreme

[grizzled meadow]

You don't know him?

[devout patio]

Noo

[real tinsel]

not for a meth head it isn't

[devout patio]

I stole that from an emote in efp

[sturdy otter]

fair enough

[devout patio]

Efp is a better modpack but gamma is a better community imo

But thats my playstyle talking

[grizzled meadow]

Florkofcows

[sturdy otter]

gesundheit

[devout patio]

Idk who that is

He do porn?

[grizzled meadow]

How do you call the person that draw?

[sturdy otter]

Artist

[real tinsel]

artist

[devout patio]

Racist

[grizzled meadow]

Yes

No

[devout patio]

Kekw

[sturdy otter]

that was like 1912

[devout patio]

Nah thats someome who likes races

[grizzled meadow]

He's the artist of that thing

[devout patio]

Oh okay

When

[sturdy otter]

a zookeeper?

[devout patio]

Thats a furry

[grizzled meadow]

Sugma?

[sturdy otter]

problem is he aint wrong D:

[grizzled meadow]

YES

[devout patio]

Third is a furry confirmed

Cringe

No meth for u

[sturdy otter]

hmmm i legit thought about if i actually could be a furry for a sec

but answer is still: You do you, but keep that stuff away from me

[real tinsel]

i'm starting to think linus doesn't actually have any meth

[sturdy otter]

he confirmed a few days ago that he indeed does not have any meth for now

[real tinsel]

he snorts glass

[sturdy otter]

like a real chad

i mean what?

[real tinsel]

absolute unit

@heady crow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQMAwci14_o

[devout patio]

Nah i just vapr

Tha home office setup

[sturdy otter]

for a sec i thought your rig was an additional monitor

[devout patio]

Ke

Kek

Ryzen 9 5900x and a rx 5700xt

[grizzled meadow]

not RTX

[devout patio]

Novideo is gay

Bad mod

[grizzled meadow]

Tell that to the AMD GPU if you want to play GAMMA in #│🔧troubleshooting

[heady crow]

gib

:(

tarkov at 1440p hurts my 1060

anything at 1440p hurts it at this point

[sturdy otter]

i wish i had an 1060

still amazed my 970 is still alive

like how

[grizzled meadow]

That GPU is a beast

[sturdy otter]

and why

[grizzled meadow]

I have one myself

Used that before the 3070 I have now

Incredible GPU

[sturdy otter]

something about the 70s is out of this world man

like every 70 i had did over perform for ages

[grizzled meadow]

It could run at 60 fps (with some limits ofc) Arkham Knight

Like HOW

[sturdy otter]

yeah im asking the same

[grizzled meadow]

Impossible beast

[devout patio]

Yeah sure 5 grans

Grand

[heady crow]

sheesh

[grizzled meadow]

Grand is 5000 right?

[heady crow]

you think i have that money?

[sturdy otter]

thats still less expansive than fuel

[heady crow]

i can pay you in nature

[devout patio]

Math after all the parts, desk, chair everything

Plus gpu interest

Adds about 400

So 4800

Plus shipping is 5k

[grizzled meadow]

Okay Grand is actually K

[devout patio]

Yes

[devout patio]

Explain

[heady crow]

i think you should be able to guess

[devout patio]

Femboy?

Not worth pc

Ill take for free though

Or for meth

[heady crow]

ah bet ill put on my thigh highs

[devout patio]

Kekw

X to doubr

[grizzled meadow]

Btw https://youtu.be/K3KPPSU3xxQ

Sseth dropped

[heady crow]

@placid sail can confirm that i have thigh highs

[devout patio]

Believe it when i see it 👁👅👁

Only if 18+tho

[heady crow]

ahh alright hold on

[devout patio]

No catholocisim

[heady crow]

im lutheran

[sturdy otter]

i get the 18+ but what the catholocisim has to do with anything?

[real tinsel]

that game has terrible optimization

[devout patio]

Catholics like little boys

[sturdy otter]

aaaaaah

yeah

i get ya

[devout patio]

Exactly

I can post the pcpartpicker if anyone wants the full specs

[grizzled meadow]

Don't let me call Al

[devout patio]

Wut

[grizzled meadow]

Leave politics AND religion out of everything

[devout patio]

IT WAS A MEME

[sturdy otter]

i asked

[devout patio]

He did ask

[grizzled meadow]

I know it's a meme

[sturdy otter]

he answered my question

[grizzled meadow]

I'm italian

[devout patio]

My gf is italian too

[grizzled meadow]

It's the most used thing here

[devout patio]

See

Its a meme

[real tinsel]

prove it

[grizzled meadow]

I know it's a meme, just... don't

[devout patio]

Show us the hand thing

The like

[sturdy otter]

Falco did we hit a sore spot? if yes im sorry

[grizzled meadow]

Say "ciao" to her from me

[devout patio]

🤌

Give us the 🤌🤌🤌

[devout patio]

Shes only like a quarter italian

[grizzled meadow]

Not at all, I'm atheist or whatever the term was

But since it can get someone offended... don't do it

[real tinsel]

mamma mia falconello 🤌

[devout patio]

@heady crow im waiting

[grizzled meadow]

Ciao is international

[heady crow]

im in a game rn

[sturdy otter]

oi a fellow heretic

[heady crow]

just got them on

[devout patio]

Lemme guess

Overwatch as tracer or mei

[devout patio]

AYYYYYY BIPPDY BAPPIDY

[sturdy otter]

GOLD

[grizzled meadow]

I'M WALKEN ERE

IIRC @placid sail and @heady crow also listened my voice

It was a very NSFW moment

[sturdy otter]

what on earth did you tell them o-O

[grizzled meadow]

Pizza pasta...

[sturdy otter]

like only the reason of you being Italian cant get everything you say auto NSFW

[grizzled meadow]

[sturdy otter]

how DARE you

thats illegal!

[grizzled meadow]

That was a joke ma'am

[real tinsel]

it was indeed for me

[sturdy otter]

xD

[grizzled meadow]

Yes

[real tinsel]

a very husband voice

[sturdy otter]

oh so thats what made it NSFW

Falco being husbando material confirmed

[devout patio]

Pasta on pizza

Spaghetti pizza

[real tinsel]

anything i touch becomes nsfw

[devout patio]

Gunna shit on my desk at work

[sturdy otter]

sounds rough

[sturdy otter]

based

[devout patio]

If one morr person calls in 45 minutes i will shit on my desk

[grizzled meadow]

@scenic sable this one is for you

[sturdy otter]

that sounds oddly specific

[devout patio]

I get off in 45 minutes

[sturdy otter]

off work right

right?

[devout patio]

Yes

[sturdy otter]

[devout patio]

Then its le weekend

And i can stay up playing EFP and dming femboys

[grizzled meadow]

Boss earn a dollar...

[devout patio]

Boss make a million i make five thats why i shit on company time

Gunna get some little ceasars, go home, smoke, eat some pizza, and hunt for some femboys

[sturdy otter]

no cuddles for the engineer gf? or does she hunt with you?

[devout patio]

She is currently away at college

Not cheating if i sell meth and dont actually have the nakey situation

Its judt shitposting

💯

[sturdy otter]

thats unexpectedly wholesome and i can respect that

[devout patio]

I mean i will fully admit if this relationship falls thru im going gay

[upbeat bobcat]

it's flat fuck friday mangs, happy weekends

[sturdy otter]

thats flat af

[upbeat bobcat]

[sturdy otter]

why my fucked up brain wants to cuddle that?

[real tinsel]

you need very long arms to cuddle that

[upbeat bobcat]

I guess it looks chonky and chonkers deserve hug

[sturdy otter]

thats actually based

@real tinsel @upbeat bobcat yes

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/thicc-king-andre-braugher-raymond-holt-brooklyn-nine-nine-thick-gif-16913349

[devout patio]

So many twinks in the IT space ill be drowning in dick

[zenith grove]

https://tenor.com/view/steven-he-you-are-late-gif-24245822

[upbeat bobcat]

https://youtu.be/A5U8ypHq3BU

[sturdy otter]

Cat is an hour before me in the Timezones?

the more you know

[zenith grove]

actually, 3

[sturdy otter]

3?

[upbeat bobcat]

Dude living the future

[sturdy otter]

wait is your sleep schedule as fucked as mine or why we run into each other most of the time xD

[grizzled meadow]

Not for me, 23:27

[devout patio]

My sleep schedule is gunna be absolutely fucked come the 16th

[zenith grove]

me? sleep?

[sturdy otter]

we have the same time zone, so yeah

[upbeat bobcat]

You won't have any sleep schedule issues if you never sleep

[devout patio]

I go from working 8am-5pm to 7pm-6am

[grizzled meadow]

You're from Deutschland right?

No that was Exo Mech

[sturdy otter]

yep

[grizzled meadow]

Okay so we have two

[sturdy otter]

3 actually

Strelok is also german

[upbeat bobcat]

More Deutsch

[real tinsel]

assemble third reich

[sturdy otter]

DONT

[upbeat bobcat]

Sheeesh

[real tinsel]

uh

[grizzled meadow]

Shouldn't be the fourth now?

[devout patio]

Falco finna ban him

[upbeat bobcat]

Kha never passes a brainfart moment

[grizzled meadow]

No he's just memeing around, I know him

[sturdy otter]

dont be deliberately retarded @real tinsel

[upbeat bobcat]

[mortal dirge]

who wants hip hd model replacer

[grizzled meadow]

No wait

[sturdy otter]

im seeing this for like the 5th time today and it get worse every time xD

[mortal dirge]

here you go

[upbeat bobcat]

Agane

[sturdy otter]

hopefully amber is more usefull in the zone than in her own hometown

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/baron-bunny-amber-amber-genshin-genshin-impact-amber-amber-bunny-gif-24618814

[sturdy otter]

out of nowhere im dying!

[grizzled meadow]

Nobody have seen the meme, good

[sturdy otter]

i saw it

i saw what you pinned

[grizzled meadow]

Going public

[upbeat bobcat]

Mesaggi attaccati

[real tinsel]

i've been crucified

[grizzled meadow]

Look again

Backward

[real tinsel]

i've been uncrucified

[grizzled meadow]

[sturdy otter]

what now?

[devout patio]

Yo guys

[sturdy otter]

puts the pitch forks back again

[devout patio]

My car stuck

[pastel quartz]

corporations and their social media accounts trying to act like normal humans is uncanny

[grizzled meadow]

https://youtu.be/owGykVbfgUE
@real tinsel being cruci and uncrucified

[sturdy otter]

touch gras for a bit then

[upbeat bobcat]

🤨

[sturdy otter]

FNPTOMMY45 or what is that?

[devout patio]

ITS FRIDAY GARFY BABY YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

ITS CUM DUMPSTER DAY

[sturdy otter]

what

[grizzled meadow]

Calm your caps

[devout patio]

Eh?

[upbeat bobcat]

Dum cumpster day

[devout patio]

Cumpster dum day

[sturdy otter]

just an other day in the week

[upbeat bobcat]

Jus like any other friday

[devout patio]

Its femboy friday

[upbeat bobcat]

uh oh

https://tenor.com/view/itzgrimm-gif-22841015

[grizzled meadow]

just https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qt2mbGP6vFI

[sturdy otter]

In the Air Tonight is still my favourite of his work
https://youtu.be/YkADj0TPrJA

[devout patio]

Im going to slam my head against my work desk

Twenty minutes remaining

[sturdy otter]

since you did not post a pic of a turd on a desk so far, i assume there was no call?

[devout patio]

Not yet

[sturdy otter]

fingers crossed

[real tinsel]

can you still shit your desk

for giggles

or better yet, shit the phone

[sturdy otter]

he made a clear statement of the circumstances in which he will shit on that desk

dont let a based Meth Tip Dealer go back on his word

[devout patio]

The phone is a headset

Cannot shit on the headset

Linus face reveal? React for opinion

Fine

Work selfie time

The Methman Himself

[sturdy otter]

dude looks based af

[devout patio]

German/irish with a bit of japanese

[sturdy otter]

honestly your chin screams german

[devout patio]

Yep

[grizzled meadow]

Based

[devout patio]

Falco dont flirt with me i only like femboys

[glad kelp]

Arite my turn

Actually

I can't rn

Too tired

I'm gonna fall if i just stand up now

[devout patio]

Wut

Your turn for whay

No meth for you

[glad kelp]

I never said I'd do drugs

[devout patio]

Stay away from my meth stash

Its MINE

[glad kelp]

I wouldn't even thouch that stuff

[devout patio]

Too bad cant have any

No meth 4 u

[glad kelp]

Good

[devout patio]

Good

[glad kelp]

Glad we both agree

[devout patio]

No

You cant have my meth dont trick me!

[glad kelp]

I ain't

I really don't want it

[devout patio]

Good!

[glad kelp]

Salted meat

Oh

[glad kelp]

Bro wha

Xd

Yeah i think imma hit the hay now

My head is going crazy already

[sturdy otter]

good night

[heady crow]

@grizzled meadow

[grizzled meadow]

Everyone in here be like

I'll watch this series sooner or later

[heady crow]

venn diagram with #🥘food and #🎪bruh-fart with people in both being like in that vid

[scenic sable]

Hope you boys and girls have been good while I was away debating.

[devout patio]

I fucked a bee

Are you proud dad

[scenic sable]

Nice.

[devout patio]

need more femboys in my dms

[placid sail]

the sexiest culinary swearing ever

[devout patio]

there has to be more femboy stalker fans out there somewhere

[placid sail]

that's a golden classic

phew

finally've read it all

I think the matrix is really glitching today, not only everyone is pissy and absentminded, but I've also come back home completely sober on a Friday night

[grizzled meadow]

https://youtu.be/HeIkk6Yo0s8

Will I find another fan of this stuff like me in here? Here hoping 🙏

[placid sail]

Kiryu-chan would be upset

[placid sail]

oh shit is that a poop?

[grizzled meadow]

Yes it is

[placid sail]

wait that sounds dumb

oh nevermind you got my meaning lol

[grizzled meadow]

A YTP

[placid sail]

yeyeye

nice

[grizzled meadow]

Of course I get the meaning my man

Who do you think you're talking to

Watch that video, it's incredible

It's long, I know

But you won't regret it

Also there is a second video like a sequel and it's good as well: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Drqj67ImtxI

[placid sail]

It's been ages since I've seen a ytp

Falco delivers, as always

[grizzled meadow]

Let me know what you think if you manage to watch it (or finish it)

It's really an experience

[placid sail]

so far so good, pretty mild, but enjoyable, nasty dude with a two-headed dick

oh shit it's from 2013 wow

[grizzled meadow]

Cock*

[grizzled meadow]

2011

It's a reupload made by the same author

[placid sail]

now I want to post some ytp from our times, but they're all russian and would probably make zero sense to anybody

REGARDLESS

here's some quick one

https://youtu.be/3KNOk81fLdk

(sometimes a bit too loud, careful)

oh man, there was a time when our little company of friends got high on pot, and we were watching a collab of rytp authors on x-men

and it was really surreal and intense at time even sober, so I was really losing my shit at some moments

ah, what a time it was grows even older and crumbles to dust

[grizzled meadow]

Jesus it's full of stuff

[placid sail]

yeah squareheadcat was the most intense of them all

usually very short, but very packed and complex

fresh prince intro, but somebody is just moaning/screaming constantly

[devout patio]

Need me some caffeine

[placid sail]

don't sabotage your sleep

splash some cold water in your face or crush balls with a rock or smth

women is a trip uncle funcle

[devout patio]

I dont work tommorow

I can shitpost all i want now

[placid sail]

but you can shitpost tomorrow

sleep is imprtoaaaa crumbles to dust again

[placid sail]

the repeating and developing plot of demanding a sandwich is great, all other characters are defined by it, it pieces everything together

[devout patio]

Well im single now

[placid sail]

that was fast

what happened

[devout patio]

She just called me aaid weve been going downhill since march

Weve been together a year

[grizzled meadow]

[grizzled meadow]

One thing that nobody gets the first time, is that Carlton doesn't want a sandwich to eat

He wants TO BE a sandwich

"Would you make ME a sandwich?"

[placid sail]

that's a fucked up end of a week instead of a pleasant weekend, sorry pal

[placid sail]

oh shit, the plot thickens even more

[devout patio]

Its okay, ill just drink all weekend

[placid sail]

and yeah, it's kinda hard to get the words right sometimes, probably why I don't really know much about western ytp, it's double hard for my language knowledge

[placid sail]

that's suboptimal my dude, you deserve better

[grizzled meadow]

No it's not a you problem, the editing is really subtle here, it's something that you can't get the first time

You can see here that he's crying, because in that moment he's being beaten by Geoffrey and Will

Really one of the most beautiful YTP of all time, period

[placid sail]

deepest fesh pince lore

[devout patio]

Like what dude

[grizzled meadow]

I'm sorry to hear it man, the channel is here for you, full of memes, I recommend this YTP that bz11k just saw, it's really really good

[grizzled meadow]

Now watch the second one, it's shorter

[placid sail]

perhaps there is something that you've wanted to do for a long time but was always occupied with your job and relationship or wanted to do it alone? now would be the time

also breaking up on a phone is fucking rude

[devout patio]

Nothing bro

Im 22

[placid sail]

I'm 27 and I'm even more clueless in life than you are, so don't get yourself down

so, how about hiking or even what's the word

[devout patio]

I hate outdoors

[placid sail]

to travel to nature for a day or two with the tents and sleeping bag and shit

oh, I see

[devout patio]

I spend 99 percent of my time on my pc

[placid sail]

same, but I've eventually realised that sitting 24/7 on the puter is fucking boring

(and yet I still sit on it 24/7, but with irl adventures from time to time)

if you're adamant on sitting at home, good time to try some new game, or a movie, or series

[devout patio]

I work in IT i cant really do that

[placid sail]

or perhaps you can call some friends if you have ones, now you have the time for that too, just to chit-chat or make plans to hook up together

[placid sail]

bullshit, one of my friends is IT and he can't live without cycling once or twice a week, sometimes even more ofter

[devout patio]

I genuinely hate outdoors and exercise

[placid sail]

then

[placid sail]

this

or perhaps you may start a new indoor hobby, like painting, knitting, bodyweight fitness, like, there's a lot of shit you can do at home to freshen up computer routine

what I'm saying is, it is usually beneficial to start something new or exciting when you're fucked like that, it helps to eventually shift your attention from feeling like shit to something more pleasurable

you can also get drunk, sure, but it's a very short-lived relief

[devout patio]

see heres the thing

all my friends are online

[glad kelp]

https://youtu.be/P2PTd1BDgJE

[placid sail]

is that an argument against going outdoors? like I said, forget it, if you don't want to, there is no need, you can stay home and try some new stuff to do

[glad kelp]

Games

Mayming

Drawing

Perhaps programming

[placid sail]

you can try to get crystal addicted to crack

[glad kelp]

I'm staying clean thanks.

[placid sail]

yeah, dude is doing this shit day and night at work, surely he would like to do that as well at his only free time, right after getting dumped

[glad kelp]

Oh

He got dumped?

[devout patio]

im not a programmer

im a NOC engineer

[glad kelp]

I know, you do meth

[placid sail]

I googled that and suddenly, I've realised, haha I can't read

WHATEVER

[devout patio]

explain

[placid sail]

if you want to, go ahead, some of my crazy friends do enjoy programming so much they do it on the free time, but I see it as a self-abuse

[glad kelp]

I agree

[placid sail]

I couldn't exactly understand your profession but that's alright because I'm retarded

[devout patio]

I fix computers and servers

[placid sail]

so it's more of a hardware expertise rather than programming, I see

anyway!

that's not the point, the point is, we have to cook methe josse

where the methe is something exciting for you

[glad kelp]

I don't like drugs alot

[placid sail]

... dude it's fucking hard to advice somebody on something I myself have problems with

[placid sail]

YOU THERE

CUM

HERE

[glad kelp]

Wdym

[placid sail]

what do you do in your free time?

[glad kelp]

Gaming

Talking

Uhh

Drawing

Helping people with their mental shit

There is alot to do if you know what to do

I even cleaned the house today jeez

[placid sail]

cocks the gun keep going

[glad kelp]

So i was also i think

Receiving a fake call

They woke me the fuck up

AT ONE AM

One hour of fucking sleep

[placid sail]

that's not really a free time activity, but sure

[glad kelp]

And i am awake.

[placid sail]

that is why I am always putting my phone in sleep mode

[glad kelp]

Free time--> bed time
I don't see much difference

Basically sleeping is a free time activitty

Then thinkin about how to do uh

[placid sail]

well, not exactly because of that, but because my friend aka cunt like to send me some memes at 3 am and there first two times I've shouted at him he shrugged and said "put it sleep mode bitch"

[glad kelp]

So you did

:3

[ashen yacht]

My free time is all spent gaming or with the wife. Sometimes we just spend our time gaming, playing separately.

[placid sail]

yeah I was kind of beaten into sleep mode submission by memes, but sometimes some randoms really do try to fucking call me at night, so in the end it was beneficial

[ashen yacht]

Sleep is also real good

Best thing to do if bored.

[glad kelp]

Yes

I agree

Also the headache i have is uh...

Gone..?

[placid sail]

okay, first thing, y'all need some damn hobbies, jesus
second thing, I don't feel so bad about myself, nice

[ashen yacht]

Lol

[glad kelp]

Fuck i can't even remember i had it

[placid sail]

third thing, we're trying to figure something our for our boy lexus sex tips to do on his weekend!

[glad kelp]

You're not really better

[glad kelp]

Ah, weekend

Hm

Be maidenless

[placid sail]

well, weekend, but probably something in general as well

[placid sail]

you little rascal

have some god damn shame

person is hurtin

[glad kelp]

Hehe

Okok

[ashen yacht]

Oof y'all are brutal

[glad kelp]

So uh

He could try drawing

Because like
Art relaxes

But if you force it too much it can be frustrating

But tbh if you never try you never know so

And gaming generally is well
Fun?

I mean it also has educational purposes

[ashen yacht]

Cooking a fresh meal or two.

[placid sail]

speaking of drawing/any creativity and gaming, try minecraft or any sandbox game
no talent and fear of trying drawing because it is hard? no matter! build a golden penis out of blocks! build a cool medieval castle, or a skyscraper, or your home village, anything! very relaxing and fun, and no problem with implementing at all

[glad kelp]

I can smell the steak from here

[glad kelp]

Sandbox or explorin? Rdr2

That shit is just good

[glad kelp]

You wanna see my minecraft house?

Lmao

[placid sail]

sure

tbf, most of the time I'm living in a yee-yee ass tower with no aesthetic effort whatsoever

but from time to time I do try to build something cool

[glad kelp]

I don't try

I am

For example this looks kinda sick

Took me fucking 3 stacks of bonemeal though

[placid sail]

... what is this

[glad kelp]

Worth it.

[placid sail]

some blue... grass?

or am I missing some details

[glad kelp]

It's the nether thing

Warped biome

Got one block from an enderdude

[placid sail]

oh, right

[glad kelp]

Then bonemealed to spread that crap

[placid sail]

are you playing vanilla?

[glad kelp]

Yep -~- bedrock vanilla on xbox

Atleast better then thinking about how to change your looks

[placid sail]

well, modern minecraft has so much shit in it that it's not much of a waste to play vanilla only

[glad kelp]

True

[placid sail]

so uh

did you actually build something? other than spreading cyan herpes across the land?

[glad kelp]

Well i did i just

Can't find the frickin photo

[placid sail]

what da enderman doin

[glad kelp]

Wut

Why do u have so much helth

[placid sail]

because once you go modded minecraft, you can never go back

it's actually one of the most sensible mods on health improve

you don't have to collect some weird stuff or waste a shitton of resources

you just have to try a lot of food

[grizzled meadow]

Modpack name? I'm sure it's a modpack

[placid sail]

atm 7

I am planning to finally renounce my murderhobo-living-in-a-wall ways and build something proper

like some city in a desert in the shape of a giant layered pyramid or something

I have a friendo who plays like that all the time, polar opposite

no knowledge of mods whatsoever, survivability of baguette dropped carelessy on a busy day in Paris, but she builds some qute shit

[devout patio]

Man yall just making me wanna drink more ☠️

[placid sail]

well, sorry

[devout patio]

Its sarcasm

[placid sail]

I tried to figure something out for you, but alas

[devout patio]

I appreciate it

[placid sail]

oh, right, no problem dude

[glad kelp]

I could too, just need some ideas and materials

In the end

It's all art

[placid sail]

I usually just watch some photos of irl buildings and try to wing it from there

[glad kelp]

Booooring

I think creativity makes a better took in mc

[placid sail]

there are videos of minecraft building design tips, ideas and common rules, but I'm not that dedicated, and also, that's a bit like cheating, no?

[glad kelp]

Eh no

[placid sail]

oh you mean doing everything on your own

[glad kelp]

It's just a bit o' help

[placid sail]

true, it's the coolest way, but I have an extra chromosome or two

either that, or too bad of opinion on my own creativity

so I usually need some external inspiration, at least a bit

[ashen yacht]

I am not creative at all. Which makes minecraft very sad for me.

[placid sail]

yeah, been there, that's why I think it's a great opportunity for creativity, because you do start to improvise a thing or two there

I once pulled an acquaintance to play with in minecraft, dude used to play mostly cs:go, work as tax employee and haven't heard or seen of him to have any outlet of creativity for himself whatsoever, we played with him 3 or 4 times in total

at the second time he was already building churches and castles and barns and well and other stuff of his own volition

at first it looked a bit ugly, but he was actually improving, figuring out how to convey one thing or another through different blocks and items, it was very inspiring to watch

so you really have to just say "fuck it" and build whatever you want, see that it's ugly, and! important part! don't get upset with it and keep going, trying, improving

very fun

[winter estuary]

Start transitioning from IT to programming/web design/software engineering. Some programming discipline.

I did IT for about 8 years and I hated it

A lot of programming jobs pay a bit more (unless you're a SME or a senior sysadmin) and almost all of them let you work from home, some on your own schedule if you are lucky enough

[devout patio]

i work from home

im a NOC engineer

[winter estuary]

IT blows because it's essentially a customer service job. Deal with stupid people coming to you with every issue they encounter even when it's not your problem

Ahhhhhhh

[devout patio]

im a noc engineer for a managed service provider that mainly handles hospitals

[winter estuary]

Much better than standard IT work then

[devout patio]

not bad for someone with no college degree

[winter estuary]

Yeah, a lot of tech jobs nowadays are looking for knowledge in a specific subject more than any type of credentials

[devout patio]

ive been fucking with windows since i was 6 years old

[winter estuary]

If a place needs an HA cluster set up, they want the guy who knows how to do it, not the guy who has a degree and needs to look it up

[devout patio]

worked for my high schools IT department

worked for best buy as an A/V tech/cable puller

now here

[winter estuary]

Sounds like you're on track then.

[devout patio]

yep

these guys are gunna pay for my certs\

[winter estuary]

NOC engineer is a phenomenal stepping stone

[devout patio]

22 years old making 40k salary

[winter estuary]

What certs you going for?

[devout patio]

sec+ pentest a+

[winter estuary]

I got my MCSA and CompTIA way back in uni and did fuck all with them

[devout patio]

originally went for cysec degree

[winter estuary]

pentesting is fun.

[devout patio]

but uhh, the course was accreddited by the FBI

and they wanted me to take up to calculus 3

[winter estuary]

[devout patio]

im good with hardware diag but diagging software is a whole other ballgame im just getting into

[winter estuary]

You mess around with Backtrack at all?

[devout patio]

no

[winter estuary]

err, I guess it's called Kali now

[devout patio]

my job everything is done thru windows

ohh kali

yeah

my job rn is nothing but windows server and Microsoft 365 based

[winter estuary]

good pentesting suite to throw on a dualboot

[devout patio]

yeppa

[winter estuary]

go have some fun with rainbow tables

[devout patio]

my cousin is on the CSEC team at this company

hes the one who recommended me to the NOC

we start running a 24x7 NOC on may 16th

i was the last new hire needed, ill be working nights

[winter estuary]

Oh boy, you get to phone the techs when a server dies in the middle of the night

[devout patio]

get to call the sys engineer

"oi fuckhead, go turn it off and on again"

[winter estuary]

Honestly, he probably doesn't care. If your company can afford to run a NOC they're probably paying him some good on-call hours

[devout patio]

true

best part is after the 16th i work remote

4 days on, 4 days off

7pm-6am making 40k salary

[winter estuary]

Aren't you already working from home?

[devout patio]

nope

i COULD

but

i started in march

and learning all of the clients and what we do for all of them (we have probably over 120 clients we work with) requires assistance

and theres some shit ive never touched, like sharepoint (previous IT was in a school using Gsuite)

[winter estuary]

I hate sharepoint

It's great as long as I'm not the one documenting stuff or making pages

speaking of which I should probably get back to work instead of rambling on discord

[devout patio]

Lmao

[upbeat bobcat]

Morning dudes https://youtu.be/R1KqNppTI9E

[real tinsel]

can i have his meth

[real tinsel]

when i go to italy to visit falco he's gonna cook me burrito and when i'm gonna say how good it tastes and ask what meat he used he's gonna say his penis

then we sex

[real tinsel]

don't try to avoid your feelings, it will come back to bite you in the ass

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/J1gH_cjdb60

[real tinsel]

everybody want catboy why nobody want dogboy

[placid sail]

speaking of the devil

[real tinsel]

doggos don't get the attention they deserve

[placid sail]

it's the stupid quirk of human attraction

[real tinsel]

i like catwoman but not because she's cat-themed, because she is hot + latex suit

[placid sail]

you know, when people who are not interested in your somehow perceived as more attractive

to the point that some weird people even mask their feelings and play hard to get

so

dogs are loyal and affectionate

[real tinsel]

not me

[placid sail]

cats are assholes who seldom shows love and affection

[real tinsel]

if anyone is trying hard to get with me they lost me

i demand love and affection

[placid sail]

therefore, by the stupid quirks of our psyche, cats are more desirable, and so are catgirls

[real tinsel]

in exchange for love and affection

[placid sail]

hell yeah brother

[real tinsel]

i prefer doggirls by the way you've described them

loyal and affectionate cuddle every time love me yes yes yes love me

lick my face

i used to lick my ex's face

she didn't like it, i kept doing it anyway

because i like it

[placid sail]

surprised you have 5 cats, not 5 dogs

[real tinsel]

dogs are expensive

and they're not my cats. If i had money, i'd definitely get a dog

[placid sail]

take one from the shelter or from somebody who've had a litter recently

[real tinsel]

no i meant like taking care of them is expensive

i won't pay for a dog so that cruel dog breeder money whores can make more money

[placid sail]

huh? dogs are expensive?

[heady crow]

idk my moms dog was like 1.3k

[real tinsel]

if you're unemployed yes

[placid sail]

I just can't help but remember my childhood in the village where a lot of families had a dog or a cat, and all these fluffy fuckers were like on their own in aspect of caring, and still were living pretty good

well, of course, they've fed them from time to time, but the pets were very autonomous here

[real tinsel]

how

[placid sail]

many of the died though, because of the main road, which crossed the whole village

the pet didn't care or was aware of the coming cars, the drivers didn't care either

but it was fine by everyone. to think about it, death was quite a common theme there from time to time, in the city it is more of a taboo theme

[placid sail]

I dunno man, ask these cunning fuckers yourself

[real tinsel]

they probably had underground meat places

kidnapping humans then turning them into kebab

[placid sail]

I guess the could have stolen food here and there, there were lots of houses there, and nature was lush, too, perhaps they could have even hunted for a small game

also, fun fact

[real tinsel]

i can understand cats hunting rats and stealing fish, but what about dogs

[placid sail]

if you want your pet to be very healthy and live for a long time

don't ever take a cool particular breed

find the shittiest looking mutt that you can find

so that dude can have half the species of dogs in his genome

you see, purebred breeds, in order to reach their desired traits, are breed with themselves, over and over, and it decreases genomic diversity A LOT

and poor genomic diversity means poor adaptation to conditions, poor immunity, poor constitution, malfunction of organs, genetical defects...

[real tinsel]

so in order to make perfect human we collect sperm all around the world and combine them into one ultimate spermozoid?

[placid sail]

you seem like a descendant of a very long and very noble dynasty

[grizzled meadow]

khaaytil is the human form of "a dollar for your thoughts"

[stone blade]

and we're proud

[real tinsel]

what's that

[grizzled meadow]

You don't know how the saying goes?

[real tinsel]

i googled it but it says when someone is quiet and you want to know what they're thinking, so you say "a dollar/penny for your thoughts"

[grizzled meadow]

Finally a good edit

[heady crow]

prayge

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/business-businessman-thanos-avengers-marvel-gif-23443075

[real tinsel]

that guy sounds like the type of person who posts shitty romantic poems on his facebook all day

[heady crow]

or alternatively on his discord accs "about me" tab

[real tinsel]

i don't think they're evolved enough to use anything outside of facebook

[heady crow]

@real tinsel

[pastel quartz]

What did i just watch

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/NeedyHatefulIcelandichorse-mobile.mp4

[placid sail]

what an impressively annoying gif

I should make someone else annoyed with it, too

thank

[stone blade]

Hi

https://tenor.com/view/honest-reaction-my-honest-reaction-groovy-server-groovy-npc-smol-groovy-gif-24853010

[real tinsel]

hi ivan

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QExDI6uR2pY

[grizzled meadow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/953828848733159454/957657018800431124/45653BD0-B3CA-4684-BF06-5AB1F44E21E1-4.gif

[stone blade]

wait shit

wrong channel

eh

[real tinsel]

that's ivan's reaction falco

[grizzled meadow]

No that's mine

[real tinsel]

identity theft is not a joke falconello

i'll tell the french to spank you with baguette

[real tinsel]

was this in the movie

why don't i remember this part

[heady crow]

yes

[real tinsel]

what the fuck

my brain just threw this part out entirely

[heady crow]

so it seems

but we should watch it in call at one point

yes?

[real tinsel]

yes

[heady crow]

yes

[glad kelp]

Yesh

[glad kelp]

Literally me

[placid sail]

many have doubted, many were laughing

but someone successfully yeeted something into space

https://youtu.be/qEVD9k2GLXk

https://youtu.be/Zggi_96x0AU

[real tinsel]

i know neither

without pda or google maps i'd be lost

[stone blade]

why me

[grizzled meadow]

yes

[placid sail]

ayo if there's a movie night soon, hook me up, I'll join too if I can

[real tinsel]

movie night yes we're gonna watch mabatn

batman

i still haven't watched it

probably won't

[heady crow]

not american psycho?

[real tinsel]

we should do the "literally me" marathon

american psycho, drive 2011, blade runner 2049, taxi driver thenmmmmm

[placid sail]

oh god it's so good outside today

18C!

[real tinsel]

it's really really windy here

my 50 kg ass would touch the clouds if i went for a walk

[placid sail]

50 kg? damn

I'm a stickman myself, but I got 70kg somehow

[real tinsel]

don't let it fool you, i could very easily lift my giant ass ex

[placid sail]

maybe it's mine 20 KILOGRAMS DUMPTRUCK OF CAKE

[real tinsel]

now i'm not sure if it was the power of horniness or if i have surprising strength for my weight like the joker

[placid sail]

very light,very compact,consists of pure muscle and edgy movies references, pure physique

[real tinsel]

perfect man

women chase me

well i chase them but it's still the same thing

[placid sail]

Bruno hates him for one simple body trick

[real tinsel]

it's about the dick power you see

when you can lift 2 kg with your penis you can lift 75 kg with your arms

it's basic physics and biology i don't have to explain this stuff

[devout patio]

Gm

[real tinsel]

it's evening dumbass

[devout patio]

Woke up to 4 new friend requests om snapchat 😎😎😎

[placid sail]

damn,it's windy here too now

even chilly,brr

[real tinsel]

our wind reached you

[devout patio]

Its 10am for me khaaytard

[placid sail]

how are you doing

[devout patio]

Not hungover

four new wahmen added me on snap

So like, an 7/10

[placid sail]

oh hell yeah brother

[devout patio]

Is it racist to not want to be with people who arent white or asian

Which is my race

Its not out of like racist reasons its just a preference

[real tinsel]

if it's this then no

people nowadays get butthurt over everything. My ex called me a neanderthal for not wanting to date a sex worker

i don't hate sex workers, i just can't be okay with my girlfriend/wife fucking other people. It being for money doesn't make a difference

[ashen yacht]

Happy Saturday nerds

[heady crow]

ive lost some weight so im around 88kg

[sturdy otter]

yo everyone losing weight

[devout patio]

I smoke meth to kill the pain

[sturdy otter]

im already addicted to caffeine and painkillers thank you very much

[placid sail]

duckies!

and also unbearable amount of people, with lots of screaming children, but oh well

[grizzled meadow]

We're on the same page about doing stuff with other people but what about shit like OF?

[real tinsel]

also same

[grizzled meadow]

What about shit like OF

But

She doesn't show her face

Nobody will know it's actually her

Never

Impossible to find out

[real tinsel]

it's not about whether they'll know or not

it's a matter of principle (or whatever the word was)

[grizzled meadow]

Yeah yeah I got you

[sturdy otter]

as somebody who dated a streamer girl of the naked sort i can say

i did not have a problem with her doing solo shows

tho her not even talking with me about a "collab" with a male naked streamer did rub me the wrong way

[grizzled meadow]

insert that video where two dudes just say halo and laugh

[real tinsel]

see this is the type of stuff that makes me not wanna date sex workers

[grizzled meadow]

Right I forgot about the "Da" and "BLYAT"

[sturdy otter]

to be fair it could be the same with not sex workers

[real tinsel]

i know because i've dated one. I'm talking from experience not just coming up with deranged shit

[sturdy otter]

Humans are space orcs and will behave as such

[real tinsel]

yeah some really are

[grizzled meadow]

@real tinsel don't worry about being a neanderthal, it's a matter of opinion if you ask me

I mean

Okay you want to do X

I'm not okay with it

If we find a solution, great
If you're really determinate to do X, that's the door (in an ideal world it's this easy)
Simple as that

[real tinsel]

i know it is. I know my worth now

[sturdy otter]

"should not have stolen me chip, simple as"

[grizzled meadow]

Nowadays the most recurrent phrase about this is "you dodged a bullet"

[real tinsel]

i indeed did

twice

[grizzled meadow]

Twice?

[real tinsel]

yeah both of my exes were toxic and both wanted to marry with me instantly

[glad kelp]

What.

Their stupid

[sturdy otter]

sounds like instagram o-O

[real tinsel]

after like being together for a month they both wanted to sink their nails deep

[grizzled meadow]

But why? (if you want to explain)

[glad kelp]

Yeah well worst idea to make

Or decision

Doesn't matter

[sturdy otter]

some woman get pregnant by you to bind you, why we dont know - but they sadly do

[real tinsel]

i don't really know why to be honest

[grizzled meadow]

The first thing I thought was "he's rich"

The second was "babies"

[real tinsel]

my first ex even wanted me to just abandon everything and go to russia with her

[real tinsel]

i wish

[grizzled meadow]

Dodged a cannon ball

[real tinsel]

with her i indeed did dodge a cannon ball

after breaking up about 3 months later she found another guy and married him instantly

[sturdy otter]

well still better than that time my grandmother wanted to marry me off to my cousin 4th or so grade

[real tinsel]

last year around august she found my facebook account and texted me to apologize and shit, then talked about her divorce with the same guy

[sturdy otter]

according to her i should just marry her and work on the farm of her dad, who was technically my oncle

[real tinsel]

this type of stuff happens in my country

[grizzled meadow]

Where are you from again?

[real tinsel]

azerbaijan

[sturdy otter]

funny enough my grandmother had that great idea after she came back from vacation from there

the brainwashing program like 20years ago was on par there

[real tinsel]

oh god our babushkas are brainwashing foreigners

[sturdy otter]

i think she was visiting a friend of hers, they met at the cotton fields in heck i dont know where, my grandmother might has been to every part of slav influence and their neighbours

[real tinsel]

my mom also wanted to marry me with a teenager but i refused in a slightly aggressive way

[sturdy otter]

anyway that shit was wierd

[placid sail]

that dudes says "daa" with such a funny intonation, I giggle every time

[sturdy otter]

same

[real tinsel]

i love how he goes "pizdec" afterwards

you can tell this isn't the first time that happened

[sturdy otter]

they both sound like they do that on a weekly base

[real tinsel]

they probably do

i wanna join

[placid sail]

I think there's something to do with women often feeling less secure about just relationship and desiring a marriage instead, like "now he won't dump me for sure"
also, if I may speculate, the women of your country are more traditional, so they must value marriage even more

[real tinsel]

yeah but in a month?

get to know me at least

maybe i'm a deranged serial killer or something

[placid sail]

heeeeelll yeah brother incest is wincest

[real tinsel]

maybe i have 39 bodies buried and 0 found

[placid sail]

sounds like terminal insecurity about one self

"I must capture a male whatever it takes, fast"

[real tinsel]

spider women

next they'll eat my head

[sturdy otter]

now that i think about it, i once nearly dated a "traditional" woman. She straight told me "okay listen, we can have a good time and go out and fuck afterwards, or we start actually dating and you have to explain to my ppl within the first week why you dont marry me"

[placid sail]

she probably has even more, hence the toxicity and rushed marriage

[real tinsel]

i'll...i'll kill more people then

romantic date

[sturdy otter]

how about you both go on a killing date together

and if that works out

[real tinsel]

sounds like a date

[sturdy otter]

you can go other ya alls collection of fingers?

[placid sail]

people can be incredibly insecure about themselves, and often try to find closure in someone's else love

[real tinsel]

me and my wife, going on a killing spree. Cutting people down, gutting their intestines

[placid sail]

so that popular phrase "you can't love somebody for real if you don't love yourself" is not that cheesy and dumb actually

[glad kelp]

I Gree

[sturdy otter]

its way closer to the truth than we comfy with

[real tinsel]

i Khatil

[sturdy otter]

i sit

no really im just sitting here

[placid sail]

it's fine my dude, one day you'll find your inner peace, don't you worry

[sturdy otter]

name is cain btw

[sturdy otter]

one way or the other yes

[placid sail]

I've recently used your nickname here as a byword for going postal, as in "going ThirdCain on them", and I gotta say, that works so well

not only you're going Cain on somebody, but a third degree, too!

very intense and menacing, badass

[sturdy otter]

im impressed and concerned - at the same time

[devout patio]

"whats your body count"

[sturdy otter]

oh wait

it was ment as a joke

ya all saw nothing!

[devout patio]

400 missing, 3 discovered unidentified,0 identified

[sturdy otter]

thats what drug deals do to ya

[placid sail]

oh shit new sseth video

[real tinsel]

i love how we're using nicknames like this

falco says "i'm gonna go full aldo" when he's trying to say he's gonna ban someone

[devout patio]

wat is going Linus then

[sturdy otter]

what makes it funny is, how i got this nickname

[real tinsel]

and you use thirdcain as, well, whatever that was

[real tinsel]

meth

[devout patio]

distribution? Or Usage

[real tinsel]

just meth

[placid sail]

yes

[sturdy otter]

kinda both?

but mostly meth

[devout patio]

dont smoke what you sell

[grizzled meadow]

And even then I don't do anything

[devout patio]

youll never make a profit

sell meth, smoke weed

sell meth, do coke

sell coke? do meth

sell weed? do coke

[devout patio]

sell all of those? Ketamine.

[real tinsel]

nice combo

[sturdy otter]

cant i just go back to the good old days, where i sold ammo?

[devout patio]

no

[real tinsel]

can you smell meth though

[sturdy otter]

fuck

[devout patio]

welcome to the drug trade

[devout patio]

S h u t

[grizzled meadow]

Let me show where that face comes from

[devout patio]

Falco face reveal

[real tinsel]

i know, it was from some video of a guy who says something something bitch

[grizzled meadow]

WHAT'S UP, BITCHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owTPZQQAVyQ

[placid sail]

oh shit falco lore

[sturdy otter]

this has to be one of the last of them i actually waited for to watch