🎪bruh-fart

[placid sail]

I personally tried to stray away from wallowing in sadness except for a couple of songs a day, but that one friend of my oh ah

[real tinsel]

they make me feel like shit, but i feel comfortable when reading them and stuff

[placid sail]

a whole scrolling of Vk's depression and mood public groups

[real tinsel]

oh boy that's me in 2019 and 2020

mine was facebook though

[sturdy otter]

why is this funny for like half a sec?

[real tinsel]

casually throws you into a meat grinder
there you go, ground stalker

[sturdy otter]

know that feeling i was for some reason was made a mod in "slightly depressed Germans" before it got shut down

[sturdy otter]

thats minced meat

[real tinsel]

iirc it's called both

or are they different?

[placid sail]

if I remember the research correctly, it may have something to do with self-identification. there is a strong need in our mind to correspond to whatever the image of ourself is, to the point that corresponing to the shitty image of ourself is better than to not relate anything at all

[sturdy otter]

i think they are different, but honestly im not sure

[sturdy otter]

that makes sense and it hurts my brain for some reason

[placid sail]

so when you watch moody sad memes about depression and being sad, you think like "haha yeah that's so me rn quiet sounds of pain", and suddenly it feels a bit better

even if you probably hate such image of yourself

[sturdy otter]

okay so my flatmate watches recorded car accidents daily, should i be concerned??

[real tinsel]

not for me it doesn't. At least not anymore

[sturdy otter]

like legit question right now

[devout patio]

Does a dog yeeting a snake so hard it turns into a stick count as NSFW

[real tinsel]

i like looking at schizo memes. They make me feel powerful

[devout patio]

Asking for a friend

[sturdy otter]

depending on the angle i assume

[real tinsel]

you mean it dies?

[devout patio]

Never said it died

It becomes a stick midair as in it becomes no longer curly

[placid sail]

lack of agitation, perhaps

[devout patio]

Centrifugal force forces it to stretch out to its elongated state

[real tinsel]

well if it doesn't die then you can post it i guess

[devout patio]

I mean you dont see it die

But it does fly like 15 feet into the air

[sturdy otter]

and becomes a stick

[devout patio]

No

It is stick in air

Unknown when it hits ground again

[sturdy otter]

so it stays stick

[placid sail]

damn, I've already imagined that in turns into minecraft stick with funny noise

[real tinsel]

bz11k how many meters is 15 western meters

[placid sail]

that's dissapointing

[devout patio]

Fuckit ill post it

Its 19 seconds

[placid sail]

w-wh...

[placid sail]

....15?

[devout patio]

Snake turns into helicopter 1942 colorized

[sturdy otter]

15feet is around 3m or not?

[real tinsel]

it does become stick

[sturdy otter]

4,5

[real tinsel]

he wasn't lying

[devout patio]

I told you the snake is a wizard

[placid sail]

oh you've meant feet

[real tinsel]

no the dog is the wizard

snake is a tool

[sturdy otter]

well it realy became stick

[placid sail]

why you calling feet meters dawg?

[real tinsel]

they're western meters

[sturdy otter]

he called it western meters

[placid sail]

but they're not meters!

[real tinsel]

they're not foot either

[sturdy otter]

since he is not right saying that way but considering the purpose of the measurement he aint wrong either

[placid sail]

they are exactly the length of the average foot

hence the name!

[real tinsel]

what if my foot is 60 centimeters

[sturdy otter]

1 Foot is 0,3048 meters

[sturdy otter]

you are also cuddling with vegan mega cats so calling you average is kind of lying

[placid sail]

then you're probably tall as fuck and not a good measure of average foot length

[real tinsel]

are westerners gonna change their entire foot system because of my giganormous feetsies?

[devout patio]

Okay

But we can all agree

The snake turned into a stick/helicopter hybrid

[sturdy otter]

the snek was stick yes

[placid sail]

that was the reason this stupid ass system was left behind by most of the world, because it's inconsistent as fuck

[devout patio]

12 inches is a foot

Easy

3 feet is a yard

[real tinsel]

yeah our system is easier

[placid sail]

and sever bananas is a snork

[devout patio]

5280feet is a mile

[placid sail]

easy

[real tinsel]

like, look, 1 kilo = 1 liter

boom

eat shit western

[devout patio]

Dont care didnt ask plus europe

Cope seethe mald

[placid sail]

I am holding him khaaytil, go ahead

[sturdy otter]

but Linus as somebody who uses Feet as measurement unit, why do the rest look at me with a surpised pikachu face then i tell them AFTER they say "we went to the moon tho" "well yes, but you did that with Meters"

[real tinsel]

i'll cut his feet first, we'll see if he keeps liking his beloved feet system after that

[placid sail]

NOW YOU CAN'T MEASURE ANYTHING HAHAHA

[real tinsel]

YOUR FEET ARE GONE

[sturdy otter]

ffs they did it again

[placid sail]

• we're looking for the suspects who assaulted you and mutilated your legs, how tall they approximately were?
• they were about... looks down and starts crying

[sturdy otter]

okay lads shit is getting dark

[devout patio]

Ill measure with my dick

[sturdy otter]

it still has inches XD

[devout patio]

Just take 12 of them to make a foot

[sturdy otter]

wait that sounds like a self dis mate o-O

[real tinsel]

if your dick is as big as my feet then you must be getting tons of hoes

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/hats-off-reverence-respect-hat-tom-hiddleston-gif-4949131

[sturdy otter]

now i feel bad

[placid sail]

that's respectable, he went off on his own terms

[sturdy otter]

like i scrolled up to make sure i remember right

[real tinsel]

where are you gonna find 11 of your dicks

you have only 1

[devout patio]

Clone

[real tinsel]

what about you clone then and then glue them to each other?

[devout patio]

Or slap my dick down, mark an inch, move forward, slap dick down, mark an inch ad infenitum

[real tinsel]

don't forget to poke a hole on each of them

[devout patio]

Im asian what can i say

You want de noodle?

Five dolla white rice yellow noodle

[real tinsel]

at least you're not westerner

[devout patio]

Docta peppa no ice 30 minute

[sturdy otter]

understandable

[devout patio]

Oh no im from the US

My mother is asian and irish my father is german and irish

[sturdy otter]

okay how do i explain that, he is from the US, just his genepool is Asian

[devout patio]

I am dirty riceboy

[sturdy otter]

wait doesnt that just make you Irish?

[devout patio]

I look slightly asian

Again, dirty rice

[sturdy otter]

okay

[real tinsel]

why does that make you american though

it makes no sense

[devout patio]

Im from the south

The land of meth and incest

[sturdy otter]

you usually get the nationality of the country you are born in

[real tinsel]

like, if a couple aliens come to earth and make a kid in russia, does that kid become russian? No, he's still alien

[placid sail]

he grew up and culturally developed as a citizen of US

[sturdy otter]

sweet home Alabama

[devout patio]

Not quite

Little more to the left

[placid sail]

he becomes culturally russian

unless he grew up completely isolated

[real tinsel]

what if they make the kid in russia, then fly back to their planet

is the kid still russian?

[sturdy otter]

it would technically be a russian alien, but since every alien able to come visit us would defiantly be aboth our laws just because of their tech things would be debateable

[devout patio]

I drink vodka religiously does that make me russian

[placid sail]

only by citizenship, I guess?

[devout patio]

I also exclusively wear adidas

[sturdy otter]

sounds like Gobnik not gonna lie

[real tinsel]

i have proved that our system is broken

[devout patio]

I drink one of two things

[sturdy otter]

how good is your sunflower seed spiting game?

[real tinsel]

how have humans lived so long like this

[devout patio]

Vodka or whiskey

Mainly vodka, either straight or mixed with whatever i have at hand

[placid sail]

they didn't pay a lot of mind to it

[devout patio]

Usually lemonade or making moscow mules

[real tinsel]

what do they pay a lot of mind to unless it involves sex

[placid sail]

people who cling to nationalities and citizenships too much are a sorry bunch

[devout patio]

My sunflower spitting game is mid but i vape so my chain smoking levels are off the charts

Started smoking ciggies at 14 tho

[sturdy otter]

indeed i was born in Tadschikistan, but raised and lived most of my life in german, and i see my self neither as german nor as tadschik, just as a human

[devout patio]

What the fuck is a tadschikistan

Is that like, a clothing company

[placid sail]

oh shit khaaytil

southern gang assemble

[sturdy otter]

not gonna lie guys Linus sounds like "Honorable gobnik material"

[devout patio]

#justretardedwesternerthing

[real tinsel]

together we make the ultimate southerner

[devout patio]

Wait

[sturdy otter]

#stupidwhitepeople am i right?

[devout patio]

Which retard states are you two from

@real tinsel and @placid sail

[sturdy otter]

xD

[placid sail]

your mom

[real tinsel]

i'm from azerbaijan

[devout patio]

Get tested asap then

[placid sail]

EEEEEEEEEEEXDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[real tinsel]

and bz11k is from your mom, apparently

[devout patio]

You might have aids

Or chlamydia

[sturdy otter]

most likely both i assume

[placid sail]

why you have to let me down like that

[devout patio]

More than likely both, she is irish after all

[placid sail]

I trusted you

[sturdy otter]

yeah irish ppl are kinda tough

[devout patio]

And you fucked my mom and got chlamydia

Whos laughing now

[real tinsel]

i am

[placid sail]

who said anything about fucking

[real tinsel]

he just came out of her

like you did

bz11k is your long lost brother

[placid sail]

my brother!

[devout patio]

If you even breath near my mom, get tested

[sturdy otter]

i am actually

[devout patio]

She takes xanax like mike and ikes and drinks beer like a fish drinks water

And then proceeds to scream and fight the walls

[sturdy otter]

do the walls stand a chance?

[devout patio]

Glad im an adult and got away from that as a teen ☠️

[placid sail]

this is the most message ever written

[devout patio]

Yes actually shes like 5’1 and less than 100lbs

The walls will win

[sturdy otter]

rip

[real tinsel]

depends on the walls

[devout patio]

Okay maybe

[real tinsel]

if they're traditional american paper walls then no

otherwise yes

[sturdy otter]

yeah i remember that

[devout patio]

The walls in her apartment? No she will knock them down

[placid sail]

dude, you've never even been to America

[devout patio]

The liqour store walls? Yes she will lose

[real tinsel]

i've watched movies about america

[placid sail]

oh come on

[devout patio]

Khaaytil the only thing you know about america is cheesburger diabeties and firearms

[sturdy otter]

to be fair liqour store wall are build to withstand nuclear blasts since 1921

[real tinsel]

no i also know about paper walls

and toilet water being so high it touches your dick while shitting

[devout patio]

Not if you shit as hard as a honorable gobnik such as myself does

I force the water to cease to rise

[sturdy otter]

not gonna lie i like this dudes trashtalk

[real tinsel]

one might say you're sending shit torpedoes down the toilet

[real tinsel]

he's alabamian isn't he?

[placid sail]

whhhhhhat

[devout patio]

Im not from alabama

[sturdy otter]

not quite did you not listen to him?

[devout patio]

I dont fuck cousins i sell meth

[real tinsel]

i saw alabama somewhere

[sturdy otter]

i did sing yes

[placid sail]

chonk

[real tinsel]

he's a very handsome boy

[devout patio]

My state is the state where you come because of the meth, you stay because you sold ur car for more meth

[real tinsel]

texas?

[devout patio]

Not quite

[sturdy otter]

well this one deserves the Bär in its german name

[devout patio]

Too far left

[real tinsel]

aaah, florida

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/fdct4TPRa2w

[sturdy otter]

Mississippi?

[devout patio]

Retard

Alabama is too far right

Texas is too far left

Florida is further than alabama

☠️☠️☠️

[real tinsel]

you didn't say that

[sturdy otter]

Florida is the penis looking thing to the far right lower corner of america

[devout patio]

Ok kevin

[real tinsel]

i'm out of meth infested states

[devout patio]

No you arent

Your missing two

One of them more infested than the other

[placid sail]

luisiana and missisipi, judging by the map

[real tinsel]

how am i supposed to know which ones are the meth infested ones, i've never been there

[devout patio]

Nope

[sturdy otter]

wait had Louisiana had drug problem a while back didnt it?

[devout patio]

Louisiana is close tho

[placid sail]

how do you spell it

[real tinsel]

arkansas is the only one left

[sturdy otter]

hmm for the rest i would have to look at a map and that would be cheating ngl

[placid sail]

yeah that one

[devout patio]

Ding ding retard

[real tinsel]

is it meth infested though?

[sturdy otter]

Arkansas?

[devout patio]

It is meth infested yes

[placid sail]

did that the first thing, don't know shit about morica

[sturdy otter]

tho you never hear anything from there might as well be meth central

[placid sail]

isn't the whole of america is meth central?

[sturdy otter]

not quite

[placid sail]

since getting adderal isn't hard at all

and it's somewhat a meth too

[devout patio]

Adderal isnt quite meth

Its an amphet yes but not meth

[real tinsel]

no their states are separated by each drug

[devout patio]

Sauce: had a prescrip for adderal from 2012-2015

[placid sail]

ohhh, so that's why there are so many of them

[devout patio]

Khaytill i look at your profile picture and see two braincells fighting for third place

[real tinsel]

LA is coke, i'm sure of that

[heady crow]

@grizzled meadow

[real tinsel]

at least mine are fighting

[devout patio]

☠️☠️☠️

[placid sail]

that dude looks like somebody was goofing in character creation

[heady crow]

yeah non natural bodybuilders be like that sometimes

[placid sail]

saints row to be precise

[sturdy otter]

im more impressed about how many other wide bois there are in the clip o-O

[devout patio]

Dont ping the mods im bullying khaaytil

[placid sail]

you are stinky

[real tinsel]

jokes on you methhead i'm bully-proof

[sturdy otter]

its okay Falco should be out and about for at least a bit more

[devout patio]

Jokes on you khaaytil, you have aids

[real tinsel]

jokes on you methhead i never fucked your mom

[devout patio]

Go ahead and ground me mom, you cant un-fuck the thanksgiving turkey

[sturdy otter]

really a low blow after all that good shit?

[placid sail]

it's me who's having aids, not khaaytil, you idiot. how my own brother can be so forgetful?

[sturdy otter]

where did i hear that before?

[devout patio]

How is aids a low blow compared to chlamydia

Both are stds

Ones just fatal

[placid sail]

minor detail

[devout patio]

I will become your stepdad and unplug the goddamn wifi router

[sturdy otter]

no getting aids via your own mom is fucking meta, outright telling someone he has a std is a low blow

[placid sail]

it becomes more and more plausible that you're a methhead since you are indeed jumpy and irritable

[devout patio]

I am retarded

[real tinsel]

same

[sturdy otter]

same

[devout patio]

I used to be addicted to adderal, clean since 2016

Dad used to be the biggest meth dealer in the area before i was born tho

Now hes just racist

[sturdy otter]

does that make it any better tho?

[real tinsel]

continue his legacy

[devout patio]

Nah id rather him sell meth and make bands than be a homophobe and a racist

[placid sail]

I grunted

like a fucking change of job

[sturdy otter]

also dont feel bad, you are measuring the world inch by inch with your dick, thats dedication

[placid sail]

CEO of racism

[devout patio]

Inshallah i shall measure the ocean with my dick

[sturdy otter]

now thats a task worth admiring

[placid sail]

@real tinsel вспомнил солнце, вот и лучик

[devout patio]

The rapist?!

O no

El cringè

[real tinsel]

damn what coincidence

what are they saying

[placid sail]

they're already discussing depression and life in general, stream is up for two hours apparently

[devout patio]

I dont soeak russian

[sturdy otter]

bz we told you to not do research on that, but then again you dont seem to value your mental health

[devout patio]

I may be honorable gobnik

But i dont speak the language

[placid sail]

but I like to watch funny indian therapist :c

[devout patio]

Dont care

Didnt ask

[sturdy otter]

fair enough

[devout patio]

Be mentally healthy first

Then you can watch funny tech support therapist

[sturdy otter]

oi only stupid indians become some sort of doctor - wait that is a racist joke out of a drug trip movie

[devout patio]

Wht

Wut

I am confused

[sturdy otter]

two dudes get high and carve white castle burgers or something, dont remember the details

anyway one of them is indian and says "stupid indian becomes a doctor - thats not for me" or something like that

i do remember them kind of stumbling into a party where pants and underwear was banned tho

[placid sail]

I think new racist-ish meta for indians is to be IT specialist

[devout patio]

Harold and kumar go to white castle?

[devout patio]

Not even racist just true

I work in IT

65 percent of entry level IT technicians are indian

[sturdy otter]

i think transformers made a joke about that meta, like ages ago

[devout patio]

And unironically every single scam phone call i recieve regarding tech, cars, or emails, is indian

Usually i hit them with the “you have reached petes pizzeria and abortion clinic where yesterdays loss is todays sauce, how can I be of service”

They usually hang up or get extremely confused

Or i start speaking spanish

[sturdy otter]

i answered a phonecall with "crematorium [City i live nearish at], you did the killing we do the grilling - how can i help you?"

sadly it was the police they wanted me to come back because they needed me to sign something 😦

[devout patio]

Nah you gotta do “Gross funeral home, cremation services and homestyle barbecue, you bring em we grill em”

[sturdy otter]

i will write that one down for next time

[devout patio]

[grizzled meadow]

❤️

He do be drippin' tho

[grizzled meadow]

VRAG MANALITA

[devout patio]

IM A FUCKIN WIZARD

I smoke meth and fix computers

I am literally a wizard

I have a pipe, a staff (big industrial long lightbulb)

And i fix computers thru magic

[upbeat bobcat]

[devout patio]

Me

I am a threat to society

[glad kelp]

And i am a threat to humanity :3

[upbeat bobcat]

I am a society to humanity

[devout patio]

I am a threat to @glad kelp (i am in their walls)

[glad kelp]

I have a sledgehammer

Time to break into your house

Lol

[devout patio]

Im in YOUR WALLS

Break your OWN house

[glad kelp]

Ye ik

Lol

What if i hit you accidentally though?

[devout patio]

You cant

I am everywhere, yet nowhere

[glad kelp]

Interesting

Are you god?

[devout patio]

I am Linus Meth Tips

[pastel quartz]

Hey he's Niko from. Nvm i never played GTA 4

[grizzled meadow]

Literally @real tinsel when he talks to me

[stone blade]

#🎪bruh-fart >>>> #╓☢stalker-chat and #╟❓general-offtopic

[real tinsel]

what about #💣tarkov-released

[stone blade]

that too

[stone blade]

lel

[real tinsel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_gLDP1ctxk

[real tinsel]

where do you get these

[heady crow]

A discord server

But the og acc on tiktok ended up on my fyp when i used the app

Probs should install it again and download all the vids

Prime post material

[grizzled meadow]

https://www.youtube.com/c/FegeleintheLostTapes

Reminded me of this

[placid sail]

last three days and nights of my life

[heady crow]

in terms of work or your sanity?

[placid sail]

nah, it's literally behind my window day and night

tram rails repairing

I even called the police once because it's prohibited by law to have loud construction works at night but guuuueeeeeeeeeess whaaaaaaat

but whatever, kinda got used to that already, the cinema across the street has been reconstructed for a year now

[grizzled meadow]

@placid sail having a conversation with the police be like

[placid sail]

though not gonna lie, I sometimes feel like going full ThirdCain on them

[narrow lotus]

Just Romanian Things

[marble cove]

those tallies mark the shit he's stolen

[glad kelp]

AYO-

[devout patio]

Bruh

How is peeled cucumber with hotdogs inside considered explicit

[devout patio]

Intelligent thoughts by me

[zenith grove]

very intelligent indeed

[sturdy otter]

I actually did that for like a month once and funny enough I gained weight

[devout patio]

Fatfuck

[sturdy otter]

Ikr

[stone blade]

i can live on 100 leva for a month

which is

53 dollar

:D

[devout patio]

Almost look like woman

[upbeat bobcat]

My mangs who liking my posts

Ngl ppl would want this for Gamma.

[stone blade]

aren't you finish?

no that's like worse

[heady crow]

You are bulgarian why are you speakint about my people

[glad kelp]

Hello, monolit here
Pay your taxes.

[glad kelp]

Lmao

Making fun of religion is um

Entertaining!

[zenith grove]

careful

[pastel quartz]

[pastel quartz]

ALLAHU AKBA-

[glad kelp]

Lol

[pastel quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/950870957050961991/971106256456650842/meme_21-1.mp4

[glad kelp]

I-

No comment-

[devout patio]

Boss makes millions i make 40k thats why i shit on company pay

[placid sail]

a single cricket in the park at that night:

https://tenor.com/view/reaction-my-eyes-cant-unsee-burn-gif-7225082

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/monkiflip-monki-flip-gif-18149595

[placid sail]

oh shit

tomato is streaming revengeance!

[placid sail]

does he have them though

[sturdy otter]

im pretty sure he lost them in the earlier games, which is why he got angry and edgy af later

[devout patio]

Oops

Forgot there was a gamer word in that meme

[grizzled meadow]

...

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/youre-welcome-kobe-bryant-black-mamba-no-problem-gif-5349969

[pastel quartz]

you defend zoophiles?

damn

[grizzled meadow]

The contrary

I know the meme was against that shit, that doesn't justify the thing

[pastel quartz]

its common sense to hate them

[zenith grove]

"hate" is probably something you shouldnt be posting here anyways

[grizzled meadow]

I don't think we're understanding each other here, I'm with you on this one, I agree that the act it's awful and should be hated and all that

I just don't want to see anything related to the argument in general
I've delete the video because seeing the caption "my dog is tired after first round" it's not that nice or funny, even for a meme

[scenic sable]

Did I overhear someone needed to be B&!?

[pastel quartz]

i get it

[grizzled meadow]

Are we clear then? I don't want Aldourien to grab the ban hammer or the "kick hammer" neither I want to be the Discord mod stereotype because I'm not that kind of person since I could've just kick you after your "you defend zoophiles" without even hear my take on it

[pastel quartz]

ah ok

yes im clear then

with that

[scenic sable]

I knew this guy was sus long ago.

[devout patio]

MonkaSUS

[pastel quartz]

least insane stalker in the zone

[stone blade]

how many different phonk songs are gonna be used for this clip jesus christ

[pastel quartz]

millions.

until our ego is done

[sturdy otter]

time to turn off auto playing posted videos

earrape warnings would be appreciated btw 🙂

[devout patio]

Denied

[placid sail]

watching videos in brainfart on full volume is a bold move

[sturdy otter]

true tho

i should have just kept the volume from discord muted, but i was listening to some of the music that was posted xD

[placid sail]

oh shit tamto is fighting mistral already

I already forgot how horny kojomba really is

amount of innuendos is like a bunch of horny teens were making the cutscenes

https://tenor.com/view/mistral-metal-gear-rising-winds-of-destruction-reveangeance-cyborg-gif-18167120

come on man, at least a hint of subtlety

hands bois are the best though

[sturdy otter]

the actual fuck im watching xD

[heady crow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/741945274901200897/971175323221770250/face_with_raised_eyebrow.mp4

[real tinsel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6tf5gCVFYw

[grizzled meadow]

Those were the days, this was one of the most used meme

FTLT took everything to another level

[real tinsel]

aw i missed the days

[grizzled meadow]

Hitler complaining about things was very famous

[real tinsel]

i didn't miss that

i missed ftlt

[grizzled meadow]

Oh okay

I don't even know how I found about him

It isn't even that famous

Guess I was lucky

[real tinsel]

some of his videos have over million views

[grizzled meadow]

I know but he have like 50.000 subscribers

He also disappeared

[real tinsel]

mystery fegelein

[grizzled meadow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hg4OpLMqJRM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjanqQ0ANxY

Recommended videos

The whole channel is a hidden gem

[real tinsel]

[grizzled meadow]

Hey personalized gif

[pastel quartz]

MOOOOOOOOOOODS THEY ARE POSTING POLITICS AGAIN

https://i.4cdn.org/k/1651529145568.webm

tank waifu

[grizzled meadow]

Well I mean it's not politics, it's about antics...

[real tinsel]

this is why i support gay relationships

men understand men better than women ever will

[pastel quartz]

i mean i don't blame her, that shit must give you a concussion each shell it fires. but then again "YOUR INJURIES ARE NOT RELATED TO YOUR MILITARY SERVICE"

+i'd be shitscared of the autoloader too

[real tinsel]

me and my husband wreaking havoc in the [REDACTED] streets

[pastel quartz]

it's ok you can say it

say it

now

[real tinsel]

uhhmmm

[pastel quartz]

he just like me fr fr

[grizzled meadow]

Is that Ryan Gosling?

[pastel quartz]

nah that's the driver from the movie drive

[grizzled meadow]

So literally me, okay

[grizzled meadow]

I get the reference

[pastel quartz]

wth he's also me as well

[grizzled meadow]

Us

[grizzled meadow]

@pastel quartz

[upbeat bobcat]

So you want politics ha

[pastel quartz]

me when i watched american psycho driver blade runner 2049 taxi driver

[pastel quartz]

b&

[pastel quartz]

Me at 5:58 AM

[real tinsel]

oh hey i'm also Patrick Bateman from the movie American Psycho

[upbeat bobcat]

WAS

[pastel quartz]

Poor rat mane

[real tinsel]

most of the days i'm Lee from Manchester By The Sea

[upbeat bobcat]

I found these old ass memes lmao

[pastel quartz]

"at least this time he didn't straight up bring the fact that my mamma hung herself"

[real tinsel]

what the fuck

[pastel quartz]

das deep

[pastel quartz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvcWZAXVK4c

lore

literally the next video that autoplay loaded up after the one i sent
@grizzled meadow

[grizzled meadow]

https://youtu.be/Cg3cn8MPiM8

[grizzled meadow]

Literally us right now

[real tinsel]

RULES OF NATION andyone but the sun comes up with the mmhmmmm

[grizzled meadow]

ALIIIIIIIIIIIVE

Rules of nation

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-rising-raiden-metal-gear-jet-steam-sam-friendship-gif-25014876

[real tinsel]

no more swords clashing. We're clashing dicks now

[upbeat bobcat]

Both

[upbeat bobcat]

[real tinsel]

me and my girlfriend (she's not real)

i wish she was

[pastel quartz]

i wish your girlfriend was real too

[real tinsel]

i had one but she didn't have a penis

she told me she had one

damn women with their lies

[pastel quartz]

forget females return to кот

[real tinsel]

sorry to disappoint but that is not my sexual orientation

[pastel quartz]

:o

монолит

[real tinsel]

is this real

[pastel quartz]

pretty sure. there were lots of pictures but this is the only one i have saved.

[devout patio]

Someone say dick clashing

[real tinsel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opwa9UNIayE

[real tinsel]

that seems like competitive dick clashing shit

[upbeat bobcat]

🤨

[real tinsel]

my will to live

[devout patio]

My penis

[real tinsel]

it's not missing i have it

[devout patio]

(My exgf is lorena bobbitt)

Not my spotted dick

My actual dick, i know you have my bri’ish dessert commonly known as spotted dick

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/linus-linus-drop-linustechtips-linusdroptips-drop-gif-24524203

if this how you treat it

[real tinsel]

of course that's how you treat it

it's meat, it's not going to break or anything

[devout patio]

I drop my dick in public places

[real tinsel]

how about you drop it next to my door

[upbeat bobcat]

Aldo raid inc soon

[devout patio]

||i cant come that close to a school|| no khaaytil

[real tinsel]

why did you feel the need to specify retard

i was the only person talking to you

[devout patio]

Dont care

Didnt ask

Plus GPUless

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/leonardo-leonardo-dicaprio-django-unchained-meme-gif-18513725

[scenic sable]

Behave, kids.

[grizzled meadow]

@pastel quartz @real tinsel

Us all over

[real tinsel]

Good day hello yes i am Patrick Bateman

my friends call me American Psycho

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/963094993264861205/970771519355637810/fishtalk.gif

[placid sail]

@real tinsel stop eating coffee beans raw at night instead of sleeping

[real tinsel]

this is me without the raw coffee beans

i'd probably stay awake for a whole week if i chewed on coffee beans and cocoa leaf

[real tinsel]

you could do that before?

isn't fortnite supposed to be a kids game

[placid sail]

that is precisely why they would simulate oral sex in fortnite

[real tinsel]

what

are we talking about the same oral sex or is it just like a metaphor or something that i'm not getting

[placid sail]

dude, have you forgotten how kids are?

[real tinsel]

oral sex in a kids game sounds pretty fucked up to me

[placid sail]

like sitting on biology class, and when teacher mentions sexual reproduction and kids go OHOHO SEXO

[real tinsel]

teenagers would at least be understandable. Kids in the other hand sounds fucked up

like someone 6-8 shouldn't know about oral sex

[heady crow]

Dont forget the "yo dude turn to page 74 theres boobies there"

[placid sail]

they don't get it but they're still interested/agitated

[real tinsel]

they didn't teach us that stuff in biology class because muslim country

[placid sail]

yikers

also, funnily enough, americans are close to that nowadays too

[real tinsel]

a guy in my class went around telling people that girls have three holes down there

[placid sail]

their christian propaganda is out of control

[real tinsel]

when asked how he knows that, he said he saw it on porn video

[placid sail]

correct, usb, type C and hdmi

also, topical

https://youtu.be/82oJt2enz8A

[real tinsel]

amongas

[placid sail]

still not as cancerous as Irelia

[heady crow]

:)

Good memories

[placid sail]

she is still quite broken

[real tinsel]

just like me

[placid sail]

either dumbass can't play at all or can 1vs9 the whole match

[placid sail]

oi, drama queen

have you bought melatonin?

[real tinsel]

no it's too expensive

i think

i don't know if i found the right thing

[placid sail]

you... just have to say "give me melatonin medicine lady"

[real tinsel]

noo i look on google first

google says it costs 23 manat

i'm not paying 23 manat

[placid sail]

okay, plan B it is

[real tinsel]

that's too expensive also

[heady crow]

[placid sail]

go to sleep NOW 😠

[real tinsel]

i looked up their price when my gf thought she's pregnant

[placid sail]

SLEEEEEEEEEEEP

[real tinsel]

no

i slept like 10 hours ago

[placid sail]

HAVE A GENTLE AND RESTFUL SLEEP THIS INSTANT 😡

[heady crow]

Still broken as to be expected. Thankfully i basically was a shen otp when i actually tryharded in the game so never had all that much trouble with irelia

[real tinsel]

I WILL REST WHEN I WILL REST

[heady crow]

Shen with ignite at lvl3 is a wonderous thing

[placid sail]

yeah, it's not the tank having a problem with her, it's everyone fucking else, since she's both tanky and can dash to you from other realm, stun and one-shot you

[heady crow]

Yeye exactly

Dont forget the vamp scepter first buy on her

[real tinsel]

grok is treating gamma like it's his job. Every day at least 2 announcements and bunch of updates

[heady crow]

Haha fun having her dash around the wave getting five stacks AND healing a fuckton of hp

[placid sail]

ad meta has been the top shit for too long

heal reduction isn't that helpful either

at some point of her getting fed it's just "well guess we've lost"

[placid sail]

he's doing God's work

[heady crow]

Mhm, someday ill make a return and punish irelia players with j4 top again

[placid sail]

I'm afraid to ask what this version of j4 is shouting

[heady crow]

[placid sail]

aldo meme

I kinda imagine him now as an old wrinkled ass police chief

who likes to cook, post dad memes and punish criminals with extreme prejudice

[upbeat bobcat]

I guess they think humping the air is oral sex

[heady crow]

Have another one

[placid sail]

coughing blood that's a nice one

[heady crow]

They are all nice

[placid sail]

oh yeah?

what about this

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/790583051201282058/971307912054067200/IMG_20220504_101011_997.jpg

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/bale-impressive-gif-25210281

[placid sail]

wait I thought you hated crossfit

[heady crow]

Nah not really

I see the value in it even though people can take it too far so it just becomes stupid

[placid sail]

huh, respectable

[placid sail]

jokes on you, I had 4 day offs

gotta love soviet legacy

[heady crow]

Jokes on you i slept through 4 classes

Also whats the occasion

[placid sail]

Labor Day, first of may

[heady crow]

Ahh yeah yeah

[placid sail]

it's a holiday literally noone except for few babushkas actually care about, it's Picnic Day for the rest

[heady crow]

Here first of may is just a students celebration day basically

Used to be workers tho i think

[heady crow]

[stone blade]

hi

💗 💗

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-there-hi-there-greetings-gif-9442662

[stone blade]

yee

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-there-general-kenobi-star-wars-grevious-gif-17774326

[placid sail]

aw yiss

[heady crow]

Also jinx

[pastel quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/935989994735169546/970790003795951626/video0-1.mp4

[pastel quartz]

SNEED?!?!??!??

[real tinsel]

time to get my first blowjob

[real tinsel]

jinx my beloved my lovely girl

[real tinsel]

hello i van

[real tinsel]

did you also get muted

[placid sail]

muted? what do you mean? by aldo? no

[real tinsel]

then what's all that

[stone blade]

hi

[placid sail]

not even once, surprisingly

[placid sail]

I just love his modding style

[real tinsel]

me and bruno got muted once

i think i got muted twice

[heady crow]

I got muted twice too

[placid sail]

you rascals

wait, was offtopic casted out of existence again?

these gamma channels are popping in and out like oblivion planes smh

brainfart is the only constant

[heady crow]

I think it got changed into #╟❓general-offtopic

[placid sail]

but general used to be general for stalker only

[heady crow]

I blame the non existent rules channel for that. Need to post stuff so i know what not to post :yep

[placid sail]

and before it was either for stalker or for everything, whatever was the weather

[heady crow]

No no thats #╓☢stalker-chat

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/monolith-preacher-games-stalker-gif-19391373

CONFUSE

HARD

[heady crow]

Old general = #╓☢stalker-chat
Old off topic = #╟❓general-offtopic

Or so i presume

[placid sail]

me no talk anywhere! only talk brainfart! anywhere bad! brainfart good! talk anything!

[stone blade]

me only once

im a clean boy

[real tinsel]

you dirty, dirty boy

[real tinsel]

this is our turf

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/grand-torino-lawn-get-out-gif-13169099

good ol' brainfart is the only sane country left in this goddamn crazy son of bitch world, partner

[real tinsel]

it's our utopia

[stone blade]

okay

[real tinsel]

i like your new hair

[stone blade]

it's not new

still new

blue

**

[real tinsel]

last year i posted this on facebook and they deleted my account

[placid sail]

I don't wanna work, I wanna play minecraft all day

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-me-too-man-gif-10622525

[real tinsel]

Personality update: The Creeper
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsCKelqqFGU

[placid sail]

finally, somebody isn't another american psychopath for a change

[real tinsel]

i am also Patrick Bateman

and Lee from Manchester by the Sea

[placid sail]

come on dude, keep it original

[real tinsel]

okay

i'm The Creeper from dc

i like deadpool more but he's too funny

i'm only creeper level funny

[placid sail]

yeah he's very funny ||except when it's deadpool kills the marvel universe||

[real tinsel]

that's still pretty funny

[placid sail]

you little psycho

[grizzled meadow]

Yes

[heady crow]

Up to date with the server lore

[grizzled meadow]

Yes, now you have a channel for Stalker related conversations and general for EVERYTHING, just keep memes and shitposting out of it

[heady crow]

Well try

[heady crow]

[placid sail]

hey falco

[real tinsel]

i did this a few days ago

spammed whatever abomination food i could find

falco's italian blood was probably boiling while scrolling through brainfart

[real tinsel]

do you know about r/boomerhentai

[heady crow]

No

Im glad i dont

[real tinsel]

i do know unfortunately

[grizzled meadow]

@real tinsel @pastel quartz

[real tinsel]

@placid sail doesn't allow me to be Patrick anymore

my new persona is The Creeper from dc

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/IZEfmXWcXrY

[placid sail]

wassup bitch

[pastel quartz]

shit yeah i forgot about that movie with Jake Gyllenhaal, super good

[real tinsel]

with my now bald head i could sprint towards them while looking more malicious intent-y

they could pepper spray my eyes but i've got my trusty right hand to help me with that

[placid sail]

no scaring innocent women at night! bad khajiit! no moon sugar!

[real tinsel]

spanke me papa bz11k

[glad kelp]

Lol no

[placid sail]

yeah nah I know you'll get the kinks out of it

[glad kelp]

Haha

[real tinsel]

please

give me the spanke

or i'll sprint towards innocent women at night

this is a threat

[glad kelp]

No i thought it was a warning

[real tinsel]

now it's a threat

[glad kelp]

If you run at me i will punch you so hard i swear -~-

[placid sail]

I'm going to ignore your ass if you do so, you nasty cat

[real tinsel]

meow prr sprints towards innocent women

[placid sail]

you'll get moderator-approved spanking if you behave

[real tinsel]

spanke me papa spy

[glad kelp]

Is it good that i can still see smth without glasses?

[real tinsel]

yeah

i don't wear glasses but i don't see shit beyond 1 meter

[glad kelp]

Lmao

Well i guess you aren't much of a threat then

:3

[real tinsel]

no i can still distinguish people

[glad kelp]

Me too

[real tinsel]

not their faces, but their details

[glad kelp]

For me it's voices, face, behaviour

It's the onliest thing you might need

[placid sail]

I don't get people who get myopia and don't get themelves glasses, and I know surprisingly a few

[glad kelp]

Know one too

[placid sail]

like, do you enjoy being helpess and clumsy

[glad kelp]

A polish internet friend of mine

[real tinsel]

no but glasses hurt

they hurt my eyes

[glad kelp]

Me no but funny thing is i am clumsy with and without glasses

[real tinsel]

also they make me very dizzy

[glad kelp]

Weeeeeeeeee

[real tinsel]

i'm not clumsy just partially blind

[glad kelp]

I love light dizzyness tbh

[placid sail]

no they don't, if they hurt, then it's not the right dioptre

[glad kelp]

Like so light you can still controll yourself

Feels like you're in a marry go round

[real tinsel]

like being drunk but not so drunk that you keep hitting walls

[glad kelp]

Yes

Idk why i loveit so much

[real tinsel]

bz11k must be an expert in being so drunk he keeps hitting walls

with the amount of hangover he's had i can tell he's a true russian

[glad kelp]

Lol

I had uh

2 or 3 hangovers

[real tinsel]

i never have hangovers weirdly

[placid sail]

you little maniacs, glasses are for seeing clearly, not getting dizzy!

[glad kelp]

None of them had alcohol

[placid sail]

surprisingly, I had a real hangover only once

[real tinsel]

i've been shitfaced a few times but in all of them i was totally fine after waking up the next morning

[placid sail]

other than that it's just slight tiredness and mild and short headache afterwards

because I know my limit well

[real tinsel]

no headache for me

you old ass russian

[glad kelp]

Has a limit, knows how to party
Just don't party too much, alrighty?

[placid sail]

the only time I had a full-blown hangover was when I was very tired from work and I've decided while attending a birthday party that I'm getting shitfaced that day

and next day a had a hangover at work

and the evening after the party I puked in the corridor of my apartments

overall, no bueno

[glad kelp]

Yee

"You'll know a party was good if they puke"

Xd

[real tinsel]

my dumbass dad (who was 45 at the time) drank some high % alcohol with his younger friends and became hospitalized

[placid sail]

dang

[glad kelp]

Dumbass

[real tinsel]

and one time he drank fucking rubbing alcohol and again was hospitalized

[glad kelp]

I hope he learned his lesson -~-

[real tinsel]

haha he fucking did not

[glad kelp]

Idiot-

[placid sail]

at this point it's an alcoholism

[real tinsel]

he's an alcoholic

at least was

[glad kelp]

What is he now?

[real tinsel]

not an alcoholic

[glad kelp]

I hope he drinks water smh

[real tinsel]

he does

i don't though i only drink tea and coffee

[glad kelp]

Tea is good.

[real tinsel]

not coffee anymore because my therapist says i can't

so only tea

[glad kelp]

Yay

Good khaatil

[real tinsel]

i did buy coffee today

i'm gonna make tea and look at the coffee i bought while i sip my tea

[placid sail]

I get surprisingly agitated even from tea, if I drink a cup before sleep, it's hard to

[real tinsel]

i'm gonna imagine all the things i could do with that coffee

[glad kelp]

Black tea?

[placid sail]

black or green

[glad kelp]

Lmao don't

[placid sail]

I usually prefer green

have you tried coffee of poor soviet people khaaytil?

[glad kelp]

Bro...

[real tinsel]

no what's that

[glad kelp]

I said black already and you ask black or green

Xd

[placid sail]

chicory

[real tinsel]

no he wasn't asking

[glad kelp]

Aaa

My b a d

[real tinsel]

you said "black?" and he said "black or green" as in he drinks both black and green

[placid sail]

it used to be a shitty substitute for coffee back then, but now it's a "healthy drink"

[glad kelp]

I guess my english sucks ass then, lol

[placid sail]

no caffeine at all, but it's actually a nice taste, I like it, though I don't like coffee

[real tinsel]

mine too don't worry

[glad kelp]

Lol

Ate 2 bread

Still hungry

[placid sail]

if your craving for coffee is hard, you can try chicory and see where it gets you, khaaytil

[real tinsel]

wait you mean it's coffee without the caffeine?

[placid sail]

kinda

[real tinsel]

does it taste like coffee

[placid sail]

kinda

[glad kelp]

Decaffeined coffee

[placid sail]

it's not coffee at all

[glad kelp]

I know

It's brainfart

Lol

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/Qi1KebO4bzc

brainfart

[glad kelp]

I don't think it's that save

[real tinsel]

man my head is cold

[glad kelp]

How's that even possible?

[real tinsel]

i'm bald

[glad kelp]

Oh

Well why is my head not cold

[placid sail]

why are bald now

[real tinsel]

you probably have long ass femme hair

[real tinsel]

i like bald

[glad kelp]

Kind of yeah

[placid sail]

okay mister egg

[glad kelp]

Egghead

[real tinsel]

you respect my personality

[glad kelp]

Join the ecos, you'll fit in very well

[real tinsel]

it's called Dr. Eggman

[glad kelp]

Lol

Imagine still playing fnf to this day though

It came out like, last summer

[upbeat bobcat]

My hair is comin almost down on my ass been not shortening it for like 8 years now. I mean ofc i cut it every now and then to make it stay healthy

[placid sail]

oh god

[glad kelp]

I don't want it that long jesus christ-

[placid sail]

turkish Rapunzel

[upbeat bobcat]

And I'm blond

:KEKW:

[placid sail]

[glad kelp]

._.

[placid sail]

shit, that's fabulous

do you talk with animals?

[glad kelp]

Mood

[upbeat bobcat]

I'm a cockroach wdym

I'd share a picture of myself but ehhhhhh

[glad kelp]

I HAD TO DO IT

[placid sail]

a cockroach with long ass blond hair

are you an anime character

[glad kelp]

They probably are

[upbeat bobcat]

[placid sail]

GET HIM GET HIM NOW MODS MOOOOOOOOODS

[real tinsel]

how aren't you getting any hate from turkish boomers

i had long ass hair too until the beginning of this year