🎪bruh-fart

[raven python]

im not talking about hans im talking about historical ppl n all

[vast wren]

this conversation is lost on me dawg, I'm going to return later

[drifting mantle]

Yes, but I can see that people get mad. At making the historically minor characters gae...

Like, it is already a grey area... And then you do this

[dusk sentinel]

Meme machine broke. Come later.

[pale ingot]

something something gae zex

[narrow sorrel]

He's some dude in regency

(i.e. he's too young to manage his own titles)

[vast wren]

tag me when something happened

[raven python]

edward II of england was projected 2 be gae but he wasnt killed, fact he was accused and wasnt one tapped instantly

[dusk sentinel]

I'll tag you for some spicy memes later, lol

[narrow sorrel]

Was he even tried?

[raven python]

and im more than sure most of these ppl were bi anyway

[vast wren]

all quiet on the happening front

[raven python]

ofc not bro he is higher up aint no one gaf

[tidal trellis]

Morning boys

[pale ingot]

yall think the gae lisp existed in medieval times?

[raven python]

if ur not poor

[dusk sentinel]

https://tenor.com/view/nothing-ever-happens-gif-4408076016540863651

[pale ingot]

hi twink what do you think about the current state of the world trout population

[minor cypress]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1455721174074916936/xal_typing.gif

[dusk sentinel]

I think this will affect the economy

[tidal trellis]

How should I know what the current state of the world trout population is

I don't know that

I barely keep up with current day events as is

[vast wren]

called my delivery guy, all he had was a nothingburger

[tidal trellis]

I don't tune into news

[dusk sentinel]

Shit, nice one lmao

Actually got me

Never heard of that one before somehow

[gleaming grove]

No goon

[split canyon]

@tidal trellis ⠀

[gleaming grove]

Goon dead

Goon is died

[dusk sentinel]

https://tenor.com/view/brainrot-edging-goon-never-never-goon-gif-13555818991647572888

[tidal trellis]

Why!!

[vast wren]

god I fucking hate gooners

[pale ingot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_0kXB7pbD0

[gleaming grove]

Banger music fr

[pale ingot]

[pale ingot]

see thats what im saying

[gleaming grove]

@pale ingot you

[narrow lotus]

Stella whose personality is about sex and being horny

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-reacts-flight-reacts-sad-flight-reacts-happy-gif-15069661998329685232

[gleaming grove]

You died goon @pale ingot

[dusk sentinel]

People without actual personalities?

[drifting mantle]

And being French!

[gleaming grove]

You did this to me

[vast wren]

gooners are the reason why I never tap into the community of a game, I play umamusume, half the fandom are actual horse racing and the other half are fucking gooners

[pale ingot]

Kill. never goon

[narrow lotus]

https://giphy.com/gifs/umamusume-goldship-hold-your-horses-1sc292FDq9j2C9gA6I

[pale ingot]

gooner above this message

[naive bison]

iedy called out

[vast wren]

straight fucking tourists to the game, get into fandom sites

[pale ingot]

cup is the mega tourist btw

[vast wren]

just talk shit about cracking the umas

man

[pale ingot]

bro goonposts literally every gacha game ever

[pale ingot]

plays none of them

[narrow lotus]

fuck you

[vast wren]

they dont even know the name of the characters

[arctic estuary]

Computer bring up the fish stock market

[vast wren]

just bandwagon because they saw a big booba uma and researched what community it is

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-reaction-reactions-meme-gif-8141100727479891642

i pray on your suicide

[dusk sentinel]

Least sincere prayer of Xal

[minor cypress]

If you're gonna be a tourist just to goon, why even interact with the real fanbase?

[vast wren]

they do that

[pale ingot]

the only ones i know are agnes tachyon, ogurii cap, haru urara and gold ship because gooners and then nice nature because i watched a stream on the game once and thats what bro was playing

[minor cypress]

Incredible. Just learn character names and beat yo shit in silence.

[vast wren]

they call (matikanetannhauser) mambo, and when you ask them about the real long name, they dont know

[spring quail]

i like vodka because all i drink is vodka

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-dance-vodka-umamusume-dance-umamusume-vodka-uma-musume-vodka-gif-17667478167691374121

[dusk sentinel]

Nice game you are enjoying there (based)

[drifting mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-oven-kill-the-boys-gif-10878359980460193263

[pseudo robin]

no

[naive bison]

then what games

[pseudo robin]

tarkov and squad

[pale ingot]

gg

[naive bison]

anything else

not much story related stuff to go off on

from those games

[vast wren]

that should be the order yes, but these gooners, oh no straight up just fucking tourists, fresh off youtube shorts, posting obvious low hanging fruit like softcore porn of Santono Diamond

[pale ingot]

see i dont give a fuck abt horse racing and i dont care abt umamusume but like

[vast wren]

straight fucking shameless

[pale ingot]

gg kill all gooners

[gleaming grove]

I dont have goon rn

Official Japanese Military Furry however i happen to have

[naive bison]

kill yourself

[minor cypress]

To be fair, i don't even play or interact with uma, but the algorithm tries its hardest to shove that shit down my throat

[narrow lotus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/318083413930409984/1364838164887502848/aam1mi_-_1914320174993264687.gif

[pale ingot]

wait this is the official japanese military furry bro?

[minor cypress]

All i know is mambo has the retard song

[narrow lotus]

@pale ingot they are gooning again

[pseudo robin]

last story games i played was replaying metro

[spring quail]

real chads have irl horse race betting apps

[pale ingot]

they have that?

[gleaming grove]

Yep

[pseudo robin]

i don't play single player games very often

[gleaming grove]

Hol on

[vast wren]

its become mainstream yes

[spring quail]

2003

[minor cypress]

I don't have a slur strong enough for you yet.

[pale ingot]

the jsdf fell off huh

[vast wren]

sonion what the fuck are they doing

[pale ingot]

gg

[vast wren]

arent they facing a low birth rate?

[spring quail]

japan has a population problem, wonder why

[pale ingot]

theyre all crankin it to jsdf furry girl

[naive bison]

idk i guess i can work with tarkov
Imagine in a mission you are doing for therapist, the plot is her like scamming the tarkov populus trying to survive as refugees
selling them fake drugs or sth

Based off the story missions of tarkov, we know she would never do that, as established by like 50 quests you do for her where she consistently does the opposite of that

that's basically the addition of the MC of KCD being gei now

[vast wren]

thats what I'm saying, arent they worrying about a low birthrate?

[spring quail]

kill la kill bayonet

[spring quail]

yes

[vast wren]

what the fuck are they doing cranking their hogs to drawings

[naive bison]

that's why their fertility rate is -2

[pseudo robin]

[raven python]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DKMwStwOPkQ/?igsh=MWp4ejR4Z2JycTU1NA==

[spring quail]

partially why a lot of jap games now feature fatherhood and childcare activities

[pseudo robin]

i never played the first kingdom come game so i didn't really care

[spring quail]

mostly yakuza

/ryu ga gotoku

[raven python]

probably one of the worst ways to try to combat the 'problem'

[vast wren]

imagine shit being so dystopian that propanda is literally fatherhood

[gleaming grove]

YEEEEEEHHHHHHH

[minor cypress]

Japan cranks to anime shit because their boss works them 26 hours a day. All they know is work, go home, drink beer, sleep 2 hours and beat it to anime women.

[vast wren]

is that in 5.56?

[gleaming grove]

It is 556

[minor cypress]

Gotta be at work before boss or big dishonor

Gotta leave after boss or big dishonor

[vast wren]

I like the Light holder handguard, feels like something the SAS would use in the 90s

[minor cypress]

At this point, the only thing getting fertilized in japan is the suicide forest.

[pale ingot]

suboptimal

[raven python]

they'd be doing anything but making housing affordable gng

[pale ingot]

logan paul would have a field day

[spring quail]

imagine being young japanese boy and you want to work as a train conductor or a ferry captain but parents say "no you will slave in the office as we did and if you don't you will be cut off"

[vast wren]

dawg, if I was a japanese dude, I wouldnt even care about starting a family, I would mentally prepare and care about my adulthood consisting of being worked to death

[dusk sentinel]

Cut off from what? Their debt?

Most of the time the parents are also slaves anyway

[spring quail]

pension and support

[dusk sentinel]

Might as well choose your slavery flavor at that point, family be damned

[spring quail]

they retire around 60 with pension and insurance

[raven python]

this is also incredibly true

parenthood is one of the biggest traps the goverment would LOOOOVE to trap you in

cause the moment u have children and u gotta provide

[arctic estuary]

If you retire bif dishonor

[raven python]

they know they can twist and bend u how u like

and youll have to work until you die

[vast wren]

how often do those poeple just end up being single the whole time they worked

[dusk sentinel]

The folks with kids are the ones with skin in the game. You can't really control a young, strong man who has nothing to lose.

But when family is involved, things change since now they got a wife and kid(s) to lose

So they have to be slaves willingly now

[spring quail]

probably majority because the women are trained to believe men are worthless unless they are a company slave

[raven python]

this is lowk y i see low birth rates as not even a us problem, we just genuienly woke up and stopped playing their game

[vast wren]

sad

[dusk sentinel]

I didn't fall for the anti-natalist propaganda, but women did, so it's not like I get a say in it lmao

[raven python]

now if they wanna finally admit for once they lost to save these shitty countries we can talk but theyre genuienly so stubborn theyd rather see their own nation die than make it good for the ppl inside of it

[minor cypress]

Thats the whole trap

[spring quail]

japan : astronomically declining birth rate, slavework society

also japan : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DON'T IMMIGRATE HERE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WARE WARE NIHONJIN

you will set foot on a barren island within 150 years if japan keeps the current trend

[raven python]

tbf japan not wanting immigration is kinda to be expected and i dont judge them at all for it good for them

[dusk sentinel]

They forgot the part about how Japan can't exist with the Japanese, lmao

[vast wren]

yep, they see whats happening in europe and other countries that host a mass migration

[spring quail]

they have DENSO in america to keep the "dream" alive

[pale ingot]

they start letting immigrants in and it becomes an indian vassal state

[vast wren]

they have to put their foot down

[naive bison]

i mean, why not work towards resolving the issues they have instead of sending infinity indians and turning it into india 2? the Japanese have a right to their culture

[dusk sentinel]

Japandia 2030

[vast wren]

or else it becomes the EU

[dusk sentinel]

[spring quail]

granted valid, they simply refuse to do this

[pale ingot]

see we're on the same page

[naive bison]

okay, well they should

[raven python]

idrc about the culture part cause culture is literally just a construct that 99% of ppl dont even care about nowadays, but just having the country be your own always is good

[drifting mantle]

It's all around the world
Well... Everywhere, were women get rights or are at least part of the work force.

Places where that doesn't apply, don't suffer from low birth rates.

[spring quail]

agree

[naive bison]

sending indians in will only make it a shithole like india

having kids doesn't mean you're successful

[spring quail]

its not even indians, they are importing muslims

[naive bison]

try playing google streetview, but you stop when you don't see trash on the street in india

[minor cypress]

We love mass exporting the caste system

[naive bison]

you'll do it for 20 minutes straight

[dusk sentinel]

@vast wren Alright, finally got something worth showing

[naive bison]

same shit

[raven python]

places where they dont apply usually arent heavily controlled by the goverment, do you think families in uganda gotta go file their shi and do all that? they just live in a house they made probably with no permit or anything n they work the farm bro

[minor cypress]

Time to play the game again

[naive bison]

go ahead

im doing a presentation

i cant be distracted for that long

[vast wren]

nothing ever happens

[dusk sentinel]

All silent on the happening front indeed

[spring quail]

remember japan as it was because it wont be in 30-50 years

[vast wren]

I feel bad for the foreigners wanting to work in japan, they're going to be worked to death

[spring quail]

i just want their transportation industry

god fuck i want to ride around on a ferry

[vast wren]

atleast the work culture in france is, cafe and smoke break is more important before getting to work

[minor cypress]

Try one

[naive bison]

you can take an indian out of india
but not india out of an indian

[drifting mantle]

So in which parts does the gov need a say in? And in which part they don't?

[spring quail]

every time i go to the bathroom at work i always run into the same indian guy

[naive bison]

whats your point

[spring quail]

poo in loo

[vast wren]

like legit, if you go to work early here in france, the office is closed, the boss including the employees are off eating in a restaurant and often smoking too

[spring quail]

he has adapted

[minor cypress]

So close

[naive bison]

bro got litterbox trained 😭

[raven python]

thats up for them to find out whats a perfect balance, the average person like me doesnt have time or want to be bothered by these geopolitical turbo complicated questions, if they do something and see its working terribly for their own nation its literally up to them to fix it

and if they dont

they will pay

[pale ingot]

indian roulette

[raven python]

not by us killing them or anything but look at birth rates

i keep seeing them moaning and crying on tv about it like bro u did this u are the culprit

[spring quail]

indian gov will tell you this is extraterrestials before s omeone shitting on the street

[raven python]

stop victim blaming and do sumn

[raven python]

first street view of romania insta horse carriage

wait nvm

im retarde

dthatst a tractor

[vast wren]

too small to be a horse, must be a donkey or mule

[raven python]

tractor on hooked up to a carriage

[spring quail]

mechanical horse trailer

[fossil swan]

jokes on you i just saw a horse carriage

[minor cypress]

@narrow lotus reeducate this one

[pale ingot]

ROMÂNIAAAAAAA 🇷🇴 🇷🇴

[raven python]

bro i see horse carriages in the city

[vast wren]

a donkey or mule is on the carriage

[raven python]

they have signs to tell ppl to not come with horses

[fossil swan]

the gypsies cant read

[raven python]

oh ye

it is

why do i have a feeling that mule probably did the work on the field while the farmer wasnt using the tractor to save on fuel

[vast wren]

wheres that gif of that one scene in lord of war of a plane getting taken apart in seconds

[raven python]

i swear balkans see animals as theyre not even living

[fossil swan]

https://tenor.com/view/romanian-anti-air-romania-anti-air-gif-25843679

[vast wren]

that one

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/lord-of-guns-war-airplane-stollen-gif-27375411

[vast wren]

brochacho

[naive bison]

??????

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1056150820036550686/1150500491621580800/2_5357087763130747030.gif

[raven python]

is it a destiny for every 40-50+ yr old woman to be fat asf

and have a lesbian cut

[spring quail]

you should see the female managers at amazon

[vast wren]

a few more years

[raven python]

ye thats what im saying like everytime theres a work snitch at the workplace

its ALWAYS a fat old bitch

with a lesbian cut

[spring quail]

"NOOOOOOOO YOU CANT WEAR A TANKTOP ITS TOO REVEALING"
meanwhile they wear skintight leggings on their disgusting fat bodies no one wants to see

[raven python]

the kinda bitches to tell u to work faster yet if they were in ur shoes theyd actually die of a heart attack

[spring quail]

if i was us president

i would declare a federal ban on leggings in the workplace

simply not professional

[pale ingot]

2026 watermark

[vast wren]

by the time I'm pushing 40, I'll be asking for the pyrocynical Cut

[naive bison]

is that

oh my god it is

[spring quail]

is that a girl or a young man

[naive bison]

i thought it's a lesbian that looks very much like pyrocynical

not that its actually him

[arctic estuary]

Is an inflation fetichist

[vast wren]

thats a dude

[pale ingot]

kill yourself

[vast wren]

this is what it looks like from the side

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/pyrocynical-pyrocynical-reaction-the-incident-tf2-incident-tf2-gif-11703083400915703626

[naive bison]

WHY DOES THIS SIDE LOOK SO BALD

[arctic estuary]

Lmao!!!

[vast wren]

total twink death

[naive bison]

[pale ingot]

is that fucking pyrocynical

[arctic estuary]

Bro bleaching your hair is one the stupidest thing you can do

[naive bison]

bro he looks like Ashley from the boys when she started pulling her hair out

[vast wren]

yes

[pale ingot]

holy balding

[minor cypress]

Bonus points if she collects cats and swears she isnt lesbian

[vast wren]

by the time I'll hit menopause, I'll ask for the pyrocynical cut

[minor cypress]

Kowalski, jawnalysis

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/bleak-it's-bleak-shaking-head-its-bleak-black-and-white-gif-9592734580409210082

[spring quail]

just get the karen cut holy fuck do not normalize this shit

[vast wren]

I've had bangs all my life, my forehead looks like a portal to agartha, the type you could land a helicopter on, hell naw I'll embarass myself with a karen cut

[spring quail]

does your husband peer into this portal while you are creating more children

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/emma-roberts-gif-11622078867238729407

[vast wren]

dawg, I have to ask the hairstylist to give me a japanese haircut, Hime it was called,just so I could hide my forehead at all times

[visual stirrup]

Can you still be a furry if you have a shaved head?

does your fursona have to shave as well?

I think he's a scaly or feathery anyway

[minor cypress]

Gg

[spring quail]

This is peak

[vast wren]

yeah, like that

[minor cypress]

Too bad women can't just embrace the balding

[visual stirrup]

nice forearms
are they bigger than yours?

[minor cypress]

Unless cancer

[spring quail]

no but her feet and hands are

[drifting mantle]

@coarse bear

[drifting mantle]

His hair is infront the other dudes face... Bothers the fuck out of me

[vast wren]

that hairstyle actually ballin, it hides my eyebrows and a portal to agartha

[coarse bear]

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/tfs-teamfourstar-dbza-dragonball-z-abridged-dragon-ball-z-gif-24732947

[minor cypress]

They're both just getting what they asked for

[spring quail]

she has a twin sister

im in charge of bf applications

[visual stirrup]

she's too small for me

[spring quail]

small?

they're both 5'10

[visual stirrup]

not height

I'm a big buy

[spring quail]

a big buy

then

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/bane-gif-2095084040278127977

[spring quail]

im the best buy

[pseudo robin]

for you

[visual stirrup]

I just don't like delicate little flowers is all

not for me

[vast wren]

fym big guy

[pseudo robin]

https://tenor.com/view/bane-cia-bane-posting-for-you-big-guy-gif-14052642

[spring quail]

tbf for girls they're huge but ye

also

[vast wren]

huge horizontally?

[spring quail]

tall, thin, large frame

[visual stirrup]

broad shoulders
big arms
big legs

and I break things on accident all the time

[vast wren]

fuckin slenderwomen over here

[vast wren]

do their boyfriends have to collect 8 pages to date them?

[vast wren]

bane?

[visual stirrup]

is bane autistic?

[vast wren]

I think so

[visual stirrup]

then I'm bane's less jacked cousin

[spring quail]

She thick tho

idk why nolan is there

[vast wren]

you need to pump steroids in tubes actively to get as big as him

[visual stirrup]

muffin top is not an appropriate use of the word thicc

[spring quail]

you have not been in her ass but i have

[vast wren]

goddamn

[naive bison]

that belly hangingggggg

[raven python]

ew]\

[naive bison]

but when i do that, i get called Diabeto

[raven python]

eeeeeeeeeeeeew

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/diabeto-gif-26005303

[spring quail]

i do the thing where

[visual stirrup]

my ass is bigger than hers
I'm not impressed

[spring quail]

you like blow on the belly

[naive bison]

same

[spring quail]

and make fart sounds

[naive bison]

FUCK YOU

FUCK YOU

sorry

i meant

[vast wren]

wrong channel

[naive bison]

#╓☢stalker-chat

[spring quail]

the peepeepoopoo mod

[vast wren]

wrong channel guy

[naive bison]

this the rong restaraunt

[swift wedge]

Wups hahah

Mobile got me

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-rabbit-gif-16226619360055824638

[spring quail]

we eat human flesh in here

[naive bison]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1035305201848029285/1483627092833865738/grab.gif

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-say-bleh-gif-26378492

[visual stirrup]

my meat when it thinks I'm done

[naive bison]

"did you think round 3 was the last one? I still can't sleep"

"should have prepared when i drank the second coffee"

[spring quail]

i cant do that i nut and urinal sediments (tiny tiny kidney stones) cause me to have spicy piss

so

[visual stirrup]

drink more fucking water

that's gross

[vast wren]

kidney stones? good lord

[spring quail]

i drink like two gallons a day at work

i just drink so much liqour

[visual stirrup]

drink fewer energy drinks

[vast wren]

son

[arctic estuary]

That's built in sounding my guy

[visual stirrup]

and less drugs

[arctic estuary]

Evolution advantage

[vast wren]

drinking water wont cancel out the alcohol

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-reaction-reactions-meme-gif-8141100727479891642

[spring quail]

i should have gone to rehab when i had the chance

but it is what it is

[vast wren]

sonny crockett

son

sonion

[minor cypress]

Ayo what the fuck

[spring quail]

you all have seen the vodka pile pictures i posted in the past

[naive bison]

bros urethra has the texture of 30 grit sandpaper

[spring quail]

you got a table that needs sanding

m,y cock can do the job

[vast wren]

dude

what the fuck

[arctic estuary]

Sperm comes out shaved for better aero

[vast wren]

good lord

[minor cypress]

Bro fucking hydrate and drink less

If not for yourself, do it for her sake.

[vast wren]

watermaxxing

[minor cypress]

Fuck

[vast wren]

try watermaxxing

[spring quail]

is wip

[vast wren]

its more attainable than lookmaxxing

[spring quail]

i been drinking way less than i used to since me and her met

[minor cypress]

Hopefully she knows

[spring quail]

she does

i dont hide shit

[minor cypress]

Well thats a good start then

[arctic estuary]

Let her know that if she cheats on you you'll kill yourself

They love that

[raven python]

based

[vast wren]

this is taking me out

holy shit

[spring quail]

they add me as a pokemon in the next game

my z move or whatever

ROCK PISS APOCALYPSE

[vast wren]

christ on a bike

[visual stirrup]

this shit ain't gonna be funny in 10 years

cut it out

[scenic field]

Stop dumping half a salt shaker on ever meal.

And drink clear liquor

[spring quail]

how to make vodka more clear

[vast wren]

this is not good man

[scenic field]

He'll be fine. He wears a cowboy hat

[spring quail]

tbf since i met her i haven't thrown up because of alcohol

i feel like thats something

[minor cypress]

Throwing up from booze isn't usually a normal thing. But im preaching to the choir

[spring quail]

i used to drink myself to sleep in the middle of the day, wake up, vomit, or drink one too many, and vomit

that hasn't happened in a long time so im up

drgaz romantic rehab arc

im vaping less too and i feel better overall

[coarse bear]

https://stupidpenisx.com/i/status/2053997054444146935

Han🇨🇳 (@Han31506417073)

Those two 9/10s are like when dictators decide to give themselves 99%of the votes instead of 100%

QRT: A_i
Scores are in. 🎧🔥

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 12, 2026, 12:33 AM

[spring quail]

my new problem is the new set of managers at work and one of them is specifically targetting young girls that arent whales to bully

[fresh rose]

The fact this shit is barely a game

Actually thats a insult to games

[sacred mirage]

concord was more playable

[fresh rose]

You press one button during the duration of the entire "game"

Just make a movie atp

[arctic estuary]

This has to be rage bait as advertisement. Otherwise no one would care about the game I swear

[spring quail]

this doesnt help the agender

[minor cypress]

Good good, keep it up.

[fresh rose]

The games 100% secretly backed by sony

[spring quail]

im out of the loop what even is this

[fresh rose]

Cause they want to turn games into movies

On my fucking life

[coarse bear]

An mp4 video disguised as a game

[fresh rose]

Every company there is paid off to give the game a 10/10

[minor cypress]

So that they can turn games into movies into interactive AI slop storytellers

[fresh rose]

Interactive and you just press a singular button during the 3 hours of runtime

[spring quail]

i havent heard of any of those review houses besides ign and dualshockers

[minor cypress]

With branching AI generated animation scenes for story choices

[spring quail]

i just made a movie guys and it got raving reviews from gazfilms and zagmovies, 10/10 across the board

[naive bison]

the gei retard lineup

[spring quail]

i will post the movie in a moment

[naive bison]

that entire wall of accolades is a giant neon sign that says "NO ETHICS, DO NOT TRUST OUR REVIEWS"

[naive bison]

gei millenial retard game, if you remember dustborn it's basically that
also the game features a minigame where you do tonguekissing as teenagers

[coarse bear]

https://stupidpenisx.com/Ascots_Funk/status/2053585330758959432
Annapurna's director's dad bought all the reviews, including Steam ones

Joe 🍒 (@Ascots_Funk)

Finding out the woman behind this is the daughter of the billionaire founder of an Ai company suddenly makes shit like this and the double ended garage make sense

QRT: Designatedkitty
How are you gonna make a nostalgia bait game and get basic shit wrong.

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 10, 2026, 9:17 PM

[minor cypress]

https://stupidpenisx.com/i/status/1981406315693187430

Matt Shumer (@mattshumer_)

AI games are going to be amazing

(sound on)

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Oct 23, 2025, 5:04 PM

[coarse bear]

It's nepobaby slop

[dusk sentinel]

https://tenor.com/view/clanker-kylo-ren-star-wars-star-wars-meme-roger-roger-gif-5903216794408442685

[naive bison]

it's always the usual suspects

who the fuck is anna purna btw

[arctic estuary]

That's what not tarkov players see

[vast wren]

how the hell did they find what an Ideal Sperm is

[spring quail]

Here is my award winning movie

[vast wren]

no it wont

[coarse bear]

@dreamy flax What games has Annapurna interactive produced

[dreamy flax]

Annapurna Interactive has published a wide variety of titles. Here are some of their most notable games:

• What Remains of Edith Finch
• Outer Wilds
• Stray
• Neon White
• Sayonara Wild Hearts
• Donut County
• Kentucky Route Zero
• COCOON
• The Pathless
• Telling Lies
• Wattam

You can find their full catalog on their official website.

[arctic estuary]

The white one
(It has to be a healthy one I don't see any other metric)

[coarse bear]

Outer Wilds 😔

[raven python]

all these games r slop

[scenic field]

Was that a real gun lol

[coarse bear]

List more

[dreamy flax]

Here are a few more titles from their catalog:

• Solar Ash
• The Artful Escape
• Maquette
• If Found...
• Florence
• Gorogoa
• Last Stop
• A Memoir Blue
• Storyteller
• Open Roads
• Lorelei and the Laser Eyes

[spring quail]

ye taurus 856UL

[scenic field]

They back of the xylinxer was shiny

Thats. Concerning

[dusk sentinel]

How the fuck is xela not mentioning Journey

[coarse bear]

More.

[dreamy flax]

• Outer Wilds
• Stray
• Neon White
• What Remains of Edith Finch
• Sayonara Wild Hearts
• Donut County
• Kentucky Route Zero: TV Edition
• Thirsty Suitors
• Cocoon
• Skinny & Franko: Fists of Violence (Wait, no, that's not them.)
• Twelve Minutes
• I Am Dead

[dusk sentinel]

The Pathless and Journey are basically the only two that matter on those lists

[coarse bear]

Bruh

[dusk sentinel]

LOL

Still no Journey

[vast wren]

that doesnt narrow it down, if I get a sample of my husbands sperm to a microscope they're all going to be white

[scenic field]

As it should be

[minor cypress]

Please don't immortalize me in a liveleak youtube documentary on the stalker gamma incident that will be on youtube in 6 months.

[vast wren]

how do I identify the ideal sperm

[minor cypress]

I beg you

[visual stirrup]

Outer Wilds and Stray are popular

Twelve Minutes is actual garbage

[scenic field]

Stray was cute.

My cat is also orange

[minor cypress]

And read by an ai voiceover

[naive bison]

why do you have the "human from wall-e" setup

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-wall-e-team-fortress-2-autobalance-tf2-autobalance-gif-15817843004496366015

[vast wren]

dystopianmaxxing

[minor cypress]

Ok outer wilds and neon white was peak

[spring quail]

@minor cypress created the diagram on how my setup works

[scenic field]

Plastic cap vodka, cheese its, and a loaded taurus. Livin the dream

[minor cypress]

Jarvis, post my homemade shrimp setup photo interpretation plz

[dusk sentinel]

Clanker didn't even mention Journey 😔

[drifting mantle]

Based set up, I have a similar one with a Massage Chair

[arctic estuary]

Is was joke, but what I can shizo rant is that cells have systems to prevent diseases and stuff and sometimes shit just goes wrong like autoinmune responses. Shitty article tbh

[scenic field]

Do you have a bedpan like they do in hospitals

[spring quail]

no i shit like a normal person

[visual stirrup]

"like a normal person"

[raven python]

do u take ur clothes off when u shit

[spring quail]

except im going to start shitting outside because

[visual stirrup]

how often is it diarrhea?

[naive bison]

setup one of those stationary binoculars where you have to put a coin in to see off the beach/pier so you can actually see the things on screen

[spring quail]

my mom's husband's daughter refuses to dry off after bathing so now the bathroom floor is covered in mold

[minor cypress]

With his liver functions, coarse wet sand.

[scenic field]

Gross!

Spray her off with a hose in the yard

[raven python]

say ur step sister bro

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/resident-evil-re7-resident-evil7-punching-punch-gif-21360965

[visual stirrup]

alcohol destroys the gut biome as well

[spring quail]

me trying to shit in the bathroom

[naive bison]

the foids replaced that other guy who smokes cigs

[drifting mantle]

Solved that issue with a 70 Zoll 4K TV

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/pantsahat-master-chief-astolfo-chief-washing-machine-gif-22792423

nope

[spring quail]

camera warps perspective but its fine in person, as if you were just sitting at a desk

[vast wren]

I can tell she's mentally ill

[spring quail]

is 65 inch tv

[storm stream]

Found that there is an aaudience for that and now trying to get clout

[arctic estuary]

Doesn't the ccp owns a shit ton of cigarettes companies?

[scenic field]

Gooning to a 65 inch screen is silly

[storm stream]

"Thieves recognise each other instantly"

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/druski-druski-spit-shushmane-druski-nascar-druski-white-gif-6259158626513631161

[spring quail]

premium gooning cannot be comprehended by the likes of you

[vast wren]

I know its shitty porn acting but I hate that stuck in washing machine gimmick, how do you get stuck in a washing machine, what an idiot

[spring quail]

but i wouldn't know either because i

https://tenor.com/view/never-goon-goon-minion-never-goon-minion-gif-5467301625900076416

[visual stirrup]

I'm more concerned about the normalization of dubious consent

[storm stream]

buddie, you don't, it's entirely fake

[arctic estuary]

Is hard to find high definition material I feel you bro

[vast wren]

that trope always pisses me off

[dusk sentinel]

https://tenor.com/view/brainrot-edging-goon-never-never-goon-gif-13555818991647572888

[stark gull]

I'll goon

[vast wren]

takes one to know one

plus She willingly dyed her hair pink

[dusk sentinel]

"Takes one to know one" mfs when you hit them with "I have good intuition and pattern recognition"

[vast wren]

sonny what the fuck is this

[spring quail]

my gamer instinct says its girls frontline

[prime zenith]

[vast wren]

pattern recognition yes, I immediately got that from the pink dyed hair

[stark gull]

I believe it's a woman, but I've never seen one irl

[spring quail]

on that topic

why does the 9x39 caliber girl have to be defaultio

[scenic field]

You havent experienced true hatred yet

[spring quail]

@jovial haven explain

[austere shadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/493156996644864001/1503707610615119913/680380090_122288723144026622_3123000443201815692_n.jpg?ex=6a045457&is=6a0302d7&hm=aa7c867dc8f3916be65eda37709230d9fe0214e5faec0ef2fe6c76a631dd5671&

[vast wren]

I really hate that gooner game trope of wearing a bikini in a warzone, worst way to recieve shrapnel

[spring quail]

this used to be me daily

[scenic field]

As val cal?

[spring quail]

im wearing black calvin klein underwhere as i type

[vast wren]

does he pay taxes

[spring quail]

you can tell im drinking because of the typo

[vast wren]

bros got opposable thumbs and can stand on his own two feet

[visual stirrup]

noob

[vast wren]

make him pay taxes

[visual stirrup]

some of us can make typos while completely sober

[stark gull]

Average brainfarter

[scenic field]

I was playing fallout and i made the character my gf to be cutesy and made the mistake of looking for clothing mods

Good god

[arctic estuary]

war is hell indeed

[vast wren]

I'm going to look in the mirror

[stark gull]

Yeah, sure buddy

[vast wren]

What the fuck is that

[arctic estuary]

give liberty by frank miller

mcdonalds became a state and fights for the rainforest so it can grow cows on it

[vast wren]

fallout mods?

yeah no

its all porn

40%gun mods

[scenic field]

Obviously mcdonalds doesnt respect copyrights in that universe cuz thwyre blatently ripping off bigboy burgers

[slender rock]

Fuck

[raven python]

ye and its not even good like death claw or teh otehr big mutants its just human women which is disgusting

unacceptable

[slender rock]

The kittkitts abbess is getting hella big again

Shits gonna explode again

[vast wren]

To install an outfit mod, I had to install CBBE for my fallout 4

like, what the fuck

[scenic field]

Have you packed it?

[slender rock]

It hasn't popped yet

[scenic field]

Poor kitty.

[slender rock]

Aint been paid yet for getting antibiotics rn

Waiting on that

[scenic field]

Abcess stuff is pretty basic first aid. Prob dont need a vet. Big thing is keeping area clean

[stark gull]

Gun porn even

[slender rock]

2nd time it shown back up again

[vast wren]

hold on, I'll boot up my fallout 4

[scenic field]

Hopefully not dental

[slender rock]

No

On his shoulder

[scenic field]

Poor guy

Get well soon kitty

[dusk sentinel]

https://tenor.com/view/caseoh-cat-kitty-case-oh-caseoh-kitty-gif-10158875947500614550

[slender rock]

Yes

Kitty

[dusk sentinel]

I hope it recovers soon

[slender rock]

The first time it exploded

It got everywhere

[dusk sentinel]

Our family cat lived for about 16 years

I still miss that little fella

[minor cypress]

I can already imagine the smell

Hope kitty gets better

[slender rock]

Hopefully

I have pain meds set

They gave him gabapentin

My mom has that for nerve pain

Dosage on that is easy enough

[minor cypress]

That'll help

[vast wren]

the drip in question, I tried making a decent looking, but out of all the outfit mods, it pointed to this

[slender rock]

My other kitty, luna who is being a bitch chasing him

Like biiitch quit being jealous

Already torments the eldest cat effie

[scenic field]

I also booted up fo4

[slender rock]

Like WTF

[scenic field]

16 TIMES THE DETAIL

[vast wren]

gahdamn

[slender rock]

Green

[scenic field]

Immediately shut it off and went back to bed lol

[slender rock]

You let out the green goo

[vast wren]

I reverted mine to an older version

so it would still work

[scenic field]

Atleast your drip is tasteful

Dude im running about 200 mods. As soon as i step into nukaworld it stops working. Killed my save

It was running PERFECTLY

[raven python]

any game i can customize my char i take like 4 hours atleast to make the perfect outfits n shi

its essential

it gotta go hard or else i cant play

[vast wren]

the mods I have are just a few outfit mods and weapon mods anyway

[jovial haven]

What do you want me to explain

[scenic field]

Where he BELONGS

[vast wren]

no more sidequests

[spring quail]

why the fuck groza is default character

[scenic field]

Is this some anime bullshit

[jovial haven]

What do you mean w default character

[pale ingot]

hello shat

have marmot

[jovial haven]

Like it shoots 9x39 ik but what do you mean

[spring quail]

sure but you know how default characters go in gachaslop

[pale ingot]

https://youtu.be/G24sL42CDmg

[jovial haven]

Not really

I aint playing that

[jovial haven]

My raccoons weigh like 15kg each

[pale ingot]

theyre literally always the same because its easy to self insert

[naive bison]

@river zealot @narrow lotus my fat chud son

[spring quail]

i already know if i play gf2 im gonna gacha some 9mm or 5.7x28 hoe that is more powerful

[raven python]

having a racoon is such a trans pet to have

[naive bison]

jokes aside he shouldn't make them that fat and overfeed them

[jovial haven]

3

Also tf does that mean

[raven python]

it means ur probably on hrt

[pale ingot]

holy triple trans

[raven python]

wrong ??

[pale ingot]

the gaexpert in chat

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/godzilla-vs-gif-21040438

[naive bison]

idk why but this reminded me of the intro to Heroes of Might and Magic 4

ts ran my childhood

look at the dragon at the start

it reminded that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lw0ptjBbLt4

[spring quail]

fair but have you seen a single godzilla movie russian man

[arctic estuary]

Libtatds aren't even trying

[naive bison]

i spit on you

sadly that video is 4k slop enhancement

looks bad

[arctic estuary]

Referring to this for fucks sake

[scenic field]

Literally everything needs to be broken down to some pedowood metaphor for them

[arctic estuary]

Just watched like 2 videos on them and now I can get them out of my feed

[raven python]

if ep 7 isnt gonna be good its over for the boys

[vast wren]

he's just excited for the final episodes of the boys I guess

[scenic field]

The boys isnt over yet?

[raven python]

nah its over in 2 episodes

[naive bison]

its been over since season 4 broseph stalin

[vast wren]

its been over

[scenic field]

Are they still following the comics

[raven python]

theres beens ome good season5 episodes but 4 n 5 were so dogshit

[vast wren]

the rest of the seasons were ass

[arctic estuary]

Isn't a movie as a finale? Or just this season?

[raven python]

gounging my eyes dogshit like wheres the hype moments and the aura bro

its story slop

[vast wren]

I just watch it for soldierboy to be honest

[scenic field]

I watch it for supe degeneracy lol

[raven python]

the boys (the crew itself) felt so sidelined these past seasons

[arctic estuary]

I just wanna see butcher killing kids and minorities like in the comics

[spring quail]

how much of season 5 is hughie having a fit over starlight

[spring quail]

this does not please amazon shareholders unfortunately

[arctic estuary]

Cómic butcher would have killed Homelander son no issue

[fading portal]

The goys make fun of anything

[vast wren]

I want to see homelander tweak the fuck out on that V1 he took in last seconds of the episode to be honest

[fading portal]

Unless it’s about Israel

[vast wren]

its said in the show that V1 only worked on certain poeple, it would be funny if homelander just exploded from the V1

[arctic estuary]

I am just waiting for the season to end so I can speed run it. I don't care about spoilers because I know if sucks lol

[vast wren]

oh it does

[spring quail]

season 4 was a defining drop in quality from 3

no more cool moments

[minor cypress]

Frenchie is the most disserviced character in the entire series

[spring quail]

although it would have been better if they didnt open season 3 with penis expansion jutsu

[minor cypress]

I miss when he was just a french gunrunner chemist with an alt baddie

[vast wren]

shareholders said it didnt work the way they wanted

[arctic estuary]

I wish they do this scene but I know they won't

[raven python]

i think love sausage was funny but anything after that was just corny as shit bro

[spring quail]

im tired of the sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex LOL SEX shit they have going on

[vast wren]

with how the shows going?

likely not

and the plot twist about noir being a copy of homelander is out the window

the deep kills the replacement of noir

[arctic estuary]

Yeah idc about that, show black noir was better

The anti sup missile was fun tho

[scenic field]

Youre gonna hate game of thrones

[pseudo robin]

Soon as it got to the "thats me wifes son" shit i lost all interest

[spring quail]

cant hate it if i dont watch it

[minor cypress]

The last season isnt real

[jovial haven]

Yes wrong

[vast wren]

I just stopped watching it after 5 episodes of the 1st seasons, shit felt like fifty shades of gray, it got boring

[raven python]

have u atleast considered it once

[minor cypress]

Frenchie going from an interesting character to a bleeding heart frenchman killed me

[spring quail]

BUT ITS MEDIEVAL AND THERES DRAGONS AND MAGIC ZOMBIES NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO LIKE IT NOOOOOOOOO YOURE A WOMAN YOU HAVE TO LIKE IT WHATS WRONG WITH YOU NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

is the consensus i got ab out disliking it online

[minor cypress]

Hon hon oui oui mon cher, le voilence bad snorts line les terribles

[pseudo robin]

First 4 seasons of got is goated

Then it goes downhill rapidly

[minor cypress]

Lock the fuck in frenchie, make machine guns and kill supes

[vast wren]

you get that from divorced middle aged women

[spring quail]

they should kill themselves

[raven python]

ye the second the boys stopped being about lowkirky killing supes n the power dynamic of being so much weaker than the ppl they target

fell off instantly

[vast wren]

you'll get shit from them too if you talk shit about fifty shades of grey

[minor cypress]

Kimiko was the worst fucking thing to happen to that character

[fallow trellis]

gore

[raven python]

i never liked kimiko from day 1 i was a day 1 hater

[spring quail]

bleak to the max

[fallow trellis]

amazing vet surgery on squid

[spring quail]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY PORN FANTASY YOU CANT DISLIKE MY PORN FANTASY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[thorny folio]

true

season 4 and 5 are so shit

[minor cypress]

You mean the middest twilight fanfic with the worst possible casual depiction of not bdsm

[thorny folio]

kms

[vast wren]

I've watched fifty shades before, its boring as fuck dude, its just sex

[fallow trellis]

happy mothersday

[vast wren]

the only reason middle aged women like it is because they havent got any from their husbands before

[minor cypress]

Can't even do smut properly. That shit hit white women like crack hit the 80s ghettos

Fucking terrible

[thorny folio]

what is this convo

[spring quail]

i hope everyone involved including the author drown in the ocean with no chance for help

[thorny folio]

get a job

[raven python]

the boys wouldve been 20x better if it was about destroying the seven like how they did with translucent and they get them one by one instead of homelander being a equivalent of a crying baby and killing his own team

[spring quail]

who are you

[vast wren]

thanks?

[jovial haven]

But where funny, thats just a animal getting slimed

[thorny folio]

been here way longer than u btw

[vast wren]

*gutted

[spring quail]

no fr happy late momma day

[minor cypress]

Seriously. They lost the plot in season 4

[thorny folio]

[spring quail]

"ive been here longer" - man who hasnt been active since dinosaurs roamed the earth

shut fuck

[thorny folio]

bro cant handle any amount of ragebait

actually pitiful

[spring quail]

im drunk

kill myself

[thorny folio]

my fart

[raven python]

you dont get it. we control these streets of discordia.

go away bud.

[jovial haven]

Yeah but why

[minor cypress]

#💣tarkov-released

Zoo containment breached

[vast wren]

every street corner just has trash in it like 90s new york lmao

[thorny folio]

ay man

u cant be saying this shit when ur there too

[minor cypress]

Trueeee

[fallow trellis]

Amazing life changing surgery

[fallow trellis]

you are a mother right, even if you are sicilian

[thorny folio]

https://klipy.com/gifs/sonion-1--k01KRDY9DZ63Y4B82FPA4FP5B4P

https://klipy.com/gifs/omniman-1--k01KQHHF8RGM9557B4BJ08NAQ6K

[jovial haven]

That's just evil

[spring quail]

how did he pull a horse cock out of ice in the middle of the ocean

[vast wren]

I seem to have two daughters and one more daughter, yes

[thorny folio]

5 more whoppers ahh

[minor cypress]

Imagine the boys was just dudes hunting sups instead of "le heckin trump comparisons sex sex sex gore sex gore penis supe balls supe"

[thorny folio]

true gold

season 1-3 was good

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/mundo-feliz-onetreehsll-world-if-gif-14071235670792471304

[thorny folio]

when there was no real goal

[minor cypress]

Its not even shocking anymore

[vast wren]

I've had enough of giving birth

[spring quail]

its fucking annoying and always has been

[minor cypress]

If i dont see 1 dick every 2 episodes, the shareholders will riot

[vast wren]

3 kids are the maximum

[spring quail]

stop the plot for sex

[sacred mountain]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407264700006420/1503702086758699129/ruleing-of-winning-v0-4pybxhasyb0h1.png?ex=6a044f32&is=6a02fdb2&hm=68868370fe12aa5c521ca656f0ef148c875ad8ca603d58c34bc014cacdbfe4f6&

[spring quail]

i stop watching

[fallow trellis]

just say three daughters smh, cant do math

[spring quail]

you know what

i fuck work for amazon

[minor cypress]

at least equal it out with some tits

[vast wren]

the whole plotline with terror was pretty funny not going to lie

[spring quail]

i fund this shit indirectly

i want to die now

[thorny folio]

stop fucking my packages

pls

[vast wren]

I can only imagine anthony starr's reaction to that when he was asked to do the scene

[minor cypress]

Put in a good word to bezosyahu for me

[spring quail]

i will throw your shit like a meteoric mario superstar baseball star power fastball into the route cart and you will like it

[narrow lotus]

big storm

[thorny folio]

tuff

get on gamma

[spring quail]

this happened to me yesterday

[thorny folio]

join vc iedler

[fallow trellis]

he saved the squid wdym evil

you sould like a whale rn

only whales want death to all squids

[spring quail]

i ordered a nice wooden orthodox cross and it couldn't be delivered on time

[thorny folio]

#certified squid

[minor cypress]

But what if big penis man chokes someone again

[vast wren]

one just came out like last week, cant even read and write headass, barely a daughter

[minor cypress]

Quick, season needs more homelander breast milk fetish content

[spring quail]

i will pray for the expediency of Christ's return

[spring quail]

was this shit even in the comics

[minor cypress]

I don't know, i only watched the show

My goydar tells me the comic is equally shitty

[raven python]

episode 5 or 6 i forgot which one

i swear each scene

someone said something sexual for 0 reason

and i was like bro

[vast wren]

I lost it when they brung back Voughts CEO from season 1 for a flashback lmao

[raven python]

like it was funny in that one episode in season 3

[raven python]

but nowadays its just corny

[spring quail]

amazon : PENISPENISPENISPENIS SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXPENISVAGINASEXPENIS

also amazon : you BETTER NOT WEAR A TANKTOP

[minor cypress]

Seriously how the fuck do we have a show about people hunting supes

And homelander has top KDA

[raven python]

its not even about hunting supes anymore the whole v1 bullshit

came out of nowhere

[thorny folio]

true

[fallow trellis]

let it cook

[raven python]

there was no build up no nothing theyre randomly 'oh le v1 exists we gotta go get it!!"

[vast wren]

Butcher is barely even a human though, more like a supe now

[scenic field]

https://tenor.com/view/mission-hill-penis-kevin-kevin-french-cartoon-gif-14680338210413858857

[spring quail]

i dont care about spoilers is v1 just mega compound v or some shit or like the original thing

[minor cypress]

Oh shit guys, derail the plot for V1. Now we have to build le supe covid

[vast wren]

he's got those cancer tentacles

[spring quail]

didny butcher become a resident evil BOW at the end of s4

[minor cypress]

Holy fuck if we get covid references when the supe virus gets deployed

Im going apeshit

Its such a shitty plot point it could happen

[vast wren]

yes, his brain cancer fused with the V when he injected compound V into himself

[spring quail]

they used covid as an excuse to shut down 24hr shopping and increase the prices on everything im going to actually nuclearize the warehouse if they make a joke about covid

[vast wren]

he basically became a supe

[minor cypress]

I still miss 24hr shopping

Let me shop whenever

[spring quail]

NOOOOOOOOOO THE VIRUS FROM 7 YEARS AGO IS WHY WE CANT OPEN UP NOOOOO YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND GOYSSSS

[minor cypress]

Instead of going at 8am after work, or waking up at 6pm.

God forbid a white boy sleep in on his day off

[spring quail]

fuck clown world

[minor cypress]

3am grocery shopping was peak

No lines, no people. Only a few drunks and crackheads. Absolute peace

[spring quail]

i ussed to be able to grab one of those mobility scooter carts and play mario kart music from my phone while i did my shopping and nobody would question shit

[minor cypress]

The worst part? No 24/7 grocery stores, but dashmart is 24/7

[spring quail]

and even the drunks and druggies were chill

not causing shit

[minor cypress]

Just let me in the store bro

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/powerful-anger-rage-rajang-rise-gif-11453605504315574150

24hr grocery shopping

gone

vague memory now

[minor cypress]

Low gas prices, gone.

Large scale wfh, mostly gone but still possible

[spring quail]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GUYS THE VIRUS GUYS PLEASE WE'RE STILL HURTING GUYS THE VIRUS COVID COVID COVID COVID COVID GUYS YOU DONT UNDERSTAND NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[raven python]

how is there no 24 hr shopping there, here there still is buncha minimarts which are 24 hours

[minor cypress]

We were so close to peak

[minor cypress]

Bad rng for me

We used to have them everywhere, even if it was just walmart.

[spring quail]

minimarts are like setting your money on fire, walmart and other grocers would have actually good deals

[minor cypress]

We coulda had WFH and workplaces actually keeping people home when sick

But nooo, had to fuck that all up.

I'm lucky i'm still 24/7 remote and still had to fight for it

[wooden harbor]

can't have all that excess management start to realize they aren't needed!

[spring quail]

part of me wishes it was actually a resident evil tier apocalypse to kill all the old people that fought for price increases and forcing people into offices

[minor cypress]

Just think of the real estate costs for our corporate offices

Dude the amount of work propaganda once they tried bringing people back to the office was insane

[spring quail]

fucking dolphins came back to venice

"we're all a family here"

the family :

https://tenor.com/view/resident-evil-re7-the-bakers-gif-7633611

[minor cypress]

Every HR demon talking about "i miss the coordination and socializing in the office with my team"

Debra, no one gives a fuck. Lemme work, pay me, thats it.

[fallow trellis]

Learning that The Boys not only has a fandom in China, but that it’s far more tolerable because they don’t give a shit about the hamfisted messaging. They just love Homelander

[raven python]

women

[spring quail]

every hr piece of shit can and should be crucified

[scenic field]

Tbh i preferred the office. Nothing worse than working a job you hate in your own house

[spring quail]

the hr lady at my amazon got put on notice and her permissions revoked because she wasnt doing her job

[minor cypress]

I used to think it was cope, but HR really do be the devil

[scenic field]

Getting yelled at over the phone on your own couch

When i wfh i would blackout regularly lol

[spring quail]

they still kept her around

[minor cypress]

I still have the option to go into the office if i really feel stircrazy

[minor cypress]

But you know what sucks?

Working nights, being the only dude in the building.

[minor cypress]

Fuck that, i'm gonna roll out of bed 30 min before my shift, wear whatever i want and still get things done.

And shit in the peace of my own home

[scenic field]

I live for that

I miss overnight security lol

Lock up at 7. Game till 11

[spring quail]

if sanitation or security paid $25/hr for overnight thats all i would do

[minor cypress]

Its a plus, but when they made it mandatory for "workplace cooperation", it was bleak

[scenic field]

Armed security might

[minor cypress]

Realizing you aren't coordinating shit lol

[spring quail]

but somehow these companies still get employees where $15/hr is the higher tier premium after years of service

[quaint ore]

Armed security is also usually a lot harder to get into afaik

[scenic field]

NOPE

[quaint ore]

but tbh i am speaking for my country, dunno how it is in US

[spring quail]

in america you just have to take a common sense test and have a state license

[quaint ore]

cause here you need to have a weapons license and a few other courses

[spring quail]

the state license i speak of just certifies you as a security guard

armed or not

[scenic field]

Some places down here its literally.. armed guard card.. and thats it

[spring quail]

its $75-100 and usually paid for if you sign on to a security service

[fallow trellis]

turklander

[spring quail]

can you fuck off we're trying to be bitter

[scenic field]

I wish i had money to drink rn

Like. A full bender

[spring quail]

tvarscki vodka my beloved

cheap enough to be daily

[scenic field]

I usually get new amsterdam

[spring quail]

filtered enough to not taste like chemicals

[wooden harbor]

lol memes denied, this is full on industrial civ collapse time

[spring quail]

is that ai

[quaint ore]

no

its a legit fucking scene

[spring quail]

:C

i work for the people that fund this shit

i wanna die

listen

[coarse bear]

That fund a satire?

[scenic field]

I dont work. No one will hire me lol

[coarse bear]

(It was satire, now it's kind of a documentary)

[spring quail]

i was listening to gospel music crying my eyes out because i love life and my woman

[quaint ore]

blud its no satire at this point its just obnoxious political messaging

[spring quail]

i scanned an item to stow at work

IT WAS A BIG

BLACK

DILDO

[scenic field]

Did you damage it

[spring quail]

in the middle of my gospel music

[coarse bear]

The Golden Calf Trump has been deployed

Oops, wrong reply

[quaint ore]

the constant comparisons of homelander and trump are just annoying now, like bro we know he is retarded, we want to watch a fun show which disassembles the usual tropes of superheroes garth ennis style

also so you know

garth ennis made Punisher max

or wait lemme verify

[scenic field]

Yup

[coarse bear]

I mean they wanna film a show too

[quaint ore]

ye he made punisher max

[scenic field]

I have the whole collection

[coarse bear]

They didn't want their show to be actually compared to reality

[quaint ore]

but it seems it keeps getting hijacked to do exactly that

[coarse bear]

Life mimicking art was not in their plans

[minor cypress]

No, its real

[quaint ore]

Also I do NOT want to have the punisher show nowadays