🎪bruh-fart

[naive bison]

God forbid

[river zealot]

You do eat a lot of fried chicken

[minor cypress]

Who revoked your card

[naive bison]

Not anymore Actually

KFC sucks

[scenic field]

True

[naive bison]

That was in my hip-hop phase

[scenic field]

Homemade is 100% better

[naive bison]

GNX came out then

And Utopia

[vale sand]

the fuck are you, a thermochromic mug?

[naive bison]

What does that mean

[river zealot]

Interrace

[vale sand]

a mug that changes colour when hot water is poured in it, from black to whatever

[jade surge]

KFC is the best fastfood ever

[naive bison]

Instead of water its Hennessy

[river zealot]

What if xalrider was black or chinese

[wooden harbor]

kfc aint shit. fucking publix has better fried chicken

[thick wadi]

Put some ointment on it and drew a circle around it in case it is a spider bite

But the spot was literally a better circle than my market spot

[vale sand]

i don't think we have the computational power to generate an image of that

[river zealot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1318290555863699579/1470513915799539834/gay.gif

[wooden harbor]

how long you had this?

[jade surge]

for free???

[vale sand]

already oiled it up for artyom i see

[thick wadi]

Noticed my foot hurting yesterday but didn’t think to look until now

[river zealot]

Grippy footjob

[river zealot]

Is it warm to the touch?

[wooden harbor]

oh its only been a day. shiet i wouldnt be worried for at least a week

[thick wadi]

Not particularly?

[minor cypress]

My lawyer has advised me to not make the joke

[river zealot]

Is it harder than the flesh around?

[thick wadi]

Also put something on it and under a bandage to give some extra cushion

[thick wadi]

Not really hard, just swollen

[little mirage]

estonia
subject is about rocks

[vale sand]

only a goyim would advise against any joke, a real lawyer would encourage it

[river zealot]

Looking it up, it kind of looks like a stress fracture?

Like a small one

[fresh rose]

you should grab a saw and amputate your foot

[naive bison]

Good thing I dont eat there anymore, since pedophiles like it apparently

[jade surge]

@little mirage is your nickname an allegory for Netanyahu

[little mirage]

Anyone know / want to make a word for "goid"

[wooden harbor]

ouchies pop up outta nowhere sometimes and then they go away. no reason to worry unless it is persistant

[thick wadi]

On the bottom of my foot like that?

[little mirage]

Im one of the top yahoo mail users

[naive bison]

Pus as lubricant

[jade surge]

but how are you not eating there if you like it

[thick wadi]

It seems a kinda odd spot as it’s not exactly on my point of contact for walking, but just a bit away from it

[river zealot]

You're disgusting

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/elder-scrolls-stop-you-violated-the-law-gif-21698958

[river zealot]

I can't really think of anything else

Any sort of infection would be warm

[fresh rose]

dude

a fracture is also warm

[naive bison]

So im replying to your message of "grippy footjob" but im the disgusting one

[fresh rose]

yes xal

you are

disgusting fuck

[naive bison]

@thick wadi would rather ask brainfart for medical advice than go to the emergency room (financial ruin)

[vale sand]

making me consider to become part of roskomnadzor just to take your fucking access away from discord

[naive bison]

@river zealot Звонок от: Смерть в нищете
Принять? Или
Принять?

[fresh rose]

where does thee live again?

[jade surge]

he has 50 VPNs and proxys ready at his disposal

[river zealot]

Does it hurt more if you put pressure on it

[thick wadi]

[thick wadi]

Yea

[fresh rose]

you should hit it with a hammer

[vale sand]

good thing i already have a blacklist for datacenter proxies and vpn's alike

taking away his shit permanently

[river zealot]

I dont think a friction burn would do that

[jade surge]

thank god blood is not in charge of roskomnadzor

[fossil swan]

he will find a way to be back

[thick wadi]

Time to go to work for 12 hours and see if it gets worse

[river zealot]

Idk if a spider bite will

Fracture would

Just try not to put pressure on it i guess

[wooden harbor]

but if u got rid of xal what would you do with all that popcorn?

[vale sand]

idk, watch him try to leave the house and rolling down the stairs

[fresh rose]

anything under your skin would make it hurt when you put pressure on it

[wooden harbor]

kek

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-reacts-flight-reacts-sad-flight-reacts-happy-gif-15069661998329685232

[river zealot]

Yes like a fracture

[naive bison]

Whatchu mean bruh

😢

[river zealot]

Victorian era witch trial

[jade surge]

@vale sand several days ago all the banks in russia died for like 2 hours (ATMs included) and people were forced to use cash, because roskomnadzor tried blocking Telegram

[scenic field]

Subdermal hematoma

[little mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/gatto-cibo-cat-bread-hungry-cat-gif-15925702

[scenic field]

Idk what that means but i think thats it

[wooden harbor]

aka a bruise

[scenic field]

Damn that sucks. How did you pull money out to go see leon the professional again?

[naive bison]

I just noticed the gif url

[vale sand]

well, if they had a few working braincells, they would know that Telegram doesn't operate through a normal domain and uses direct ip's to communicate with other nodes

[little mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/floppa-gargantious-floppa-big-floppa-diives-roblox-r-gif-21118626

[naive bison]

Gun KFC black person

[jade surge]

why would i need to pull money out if i have 20 copies at home already

i watch that shit daily man

[vale sand]

by blocking it, they are essentially blocking AWS and so on

[scenic field]

I was gonna ask why 20 but yeah you must burn through those disks

[naive bison]

Friction burn

[fossil swan]

i think that would be in plural

[scenic field]

The constant rewinding

[jade surge]

"Roskomnadzor wanted to block Telegram, but ended up affecting banks.

On April 1, Roskomnadzor cracked down on MTProxy, the most popular method for bypassing Telegram blocks.

Previously, the protocol successfully disguised traffic as Russian services, and TSPU allowed it through. Now, the system has begun checking connections using the TLS fingerprint—unique parameters of the Telegram client itself.

As a result, most MTProxy services stopped working: connections were dropped during the verification process.

According to one theory, the attempt to bypass the disguise as banking services could have caused a massive outage."

google translated btw

[fossil swan]

he doesnt stop at one friction burn does he

[river zealot]

Death

[vale sand]

And that can also be bypassed

[jade surge]

Already is bypassed

[vale sand]

Just shuffle the Hello Handshake's TLS Ciphersuites and it's bypassed

They are actively making a fool of themselves

[jade surge]

Telegram updated 2 days ago and it was fixed

[fossil swan]

br

[vale sand]

And if Telegram really wanted to, they could just have clients connect through a custom Defie-Hellman exchange and then there's literally 0 fingerprinting that could be done

[narrow lotus]

Elon haters got to that too

[river zealot]

Honestly

[river zealot]

I am 99% sure there isnt a single person here that knows what that means

[coarse bear]

https://stupidpenisx.com/i/status/2041714209810186714

Nanomaxine1 (@nanomaxine92)

Amazing things happening on Kojima’s page

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 8, 2026, 3:06 AM

Thanks, Kojima

[vale sand]

Well, it's pretty much the lowest level of networking and key exchange security, so I am quite sure not even a lot of CS majors would understand it

[minor cypress]

I am the 1%

[vale sand]

Just threw it out there for fun

[river zealot]

Oh yeah i forgot about you

[river zealot]

Same thing about this one

[jade surge]

Is there a possibility of telegram getting completely blocked in russia then?

Or are they always going to just find another way to bypass it

[vale sand]

They are just making a fool of themselves pretty much, you can definitely block it by some means but it's not going to take a long time to circumvent it

[vale sand]

There's always a way

[river zealot]

Isnt it the same shit as you said about tarkov cheats

Never ending

[vale sand]

Well, there it's for a different reason because they don't just make a fool of themselves, they have to be actively developing the game in a building that has asbestos on the walls because they still haven't figured out that people just patch out the anticheat from ever starting, they have to be mentally retarded by now

[river zealot]

Fair enough

https://youtube.com/shorts/rAnSFNFjf0g?si=eJg4itSNPo2zPQLk

[vale sand]

But that's generally the case for any cat & mouse game, catching the mouse is temporary until it has found a way to escape and run rampant again

[naive bison]

They keep putting more barbed wire on a fence with a hole in it

[minor cypress]

Me beating my head in the wall when anyone suggests manually blocking spam IPs instead of geofencing or other methods

https://tenor.com/view/bleak-it's-bleak-shaking-head-its-bleak-black-and-white-gif-9592734580409210082

[vale sand]

I have access to all available registrars, ARIN, RIPE, AFRINIC etc.

I am blocking on an ASN Level, automatically determining if the connecting client's ip address is part of a datacenter subnet

I did all of this because I didn't wanna pay for Maxmind lmao

[jade surge]

this conversation is too smart for brainfart

you scared away all the shitposters

[vale sand]

I went as far as creating a small algorithm to determine if the customer logging in from a remote location is even possible based on the IP Country, then invalidating sessions based on it (or if there is actions made by 2 different ip locations at a time) as one of my measures to mitigate phishing attacks

[minor cypress]

i swear saving money and fuck you are the greatest motivators

[vale sand]

I just didn't want to pay per request or be limited by some stupid ass 3rd party service

[minor cypress]

Just for a personal project level or business needs?

[vale sand]

Business

And mostly because I wanted to figure out how they do it

[minor cypress]

Ok so mostly sane

[vale sand]

Now I have a Rust Microservice running on a small 4vcpu 8gb ram node, paying around 6$ a month for it

[minor cypress]

Looks like iran is stuxnetting murrica

https://thehackernews.com/2026/04/iran-linked-hackers-disrupt-us-critical.html?m=1

[vale sand]

Again, why the fuck were these nodes connected to the Internet and not a VPN

That would've stopped all of this from ever happening

The same with Ubisoft and MongoDB, why is it internet-facing

[minor cypress]

Because tards gonna tard, more money for me

Its always the dumbest preventable shit

[vale sand]

Just for that, I hope they dumped some fucking police database again and it gets uploaded to some breached forum clone website

Stupid ass retards

[minor cypress]

Every once in a while, you find some cool attack using creative zero days. But 99% of the time it is just basic hygiene + dumbass configs

[vale sand]

Just throw Claude Mythos at it, that will definitely help

[minor cypress]

We'll just outsource our pentests to claude, it will stay in scope

[vale sand]

It found some ancient ffmpeg issue of them using a short as an array count initialization which could theoretically allow you to go above the limit but in the report it also said that it just crashes the application but it could be exploited

Thank god it only costed them around 10K USD of LLM computation to find it

[naive bison]

@narrow lotus @river zealot checked my schedule and see classes on Saturday

Thinking about breaking my neck in a horrible drunk driving accident as an excuse to not go

[fossil swan]

Not free

this is like telling ltg he has to pay debt and child support

[minor cypress]

10k for a "maybe could but not definitely" is fucked

[vale sand]

And I don't know if that is the price for them to do it or if that would be market rate

At market rate, take that price and 10x it if it's their internal costs

[minor cypress]

Best i can do is $100 giftcard from the bug bounty program

[vale sand]

Ah but you will never know if it's really that capable because you don't get access

It's "too dangerous" for the public

Only a selected group gets access (fortune 500 companies)

[naive bison]

@river zealot @thick wadi negotiator I found you an easy job

@narrow lotus

@narrow lotus @river zealot @stoic girder @thick wadi

HAHAHAHHAHA

Bro not turning off VPN before going on yt is the best shit ever

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/welcome-to-night-city-keanu-reeves-cyberpunk-2077-welcome-to-cyberpunk-world-night-city-gif-9616806321842655391

[vale sand]

I mean, I wouldn't be surprised if that became more of a trend now, they can't use the chat data anymore because it's likely also infested with AI output, so they have to filter it either way

[minor cypress]

What the fuck

[vale sand]

Capable models will likely get more and more limited to enterprise only customers

[naive bison]

Brooooo

[vale sand]

[jade surge]

is this actually in your ads

you're cooked

[minor cypress]

I can see alot more effort put into stopping training data poisoning

[coarse bear]

So when are we seeing you in these

[coarse bear]

p!repost

[foggy mantle]

⠀

[vale sand]

That ship has sailed, even if they do extremely fine filtering now, they'd have to start from the beginning to have any actual results from it and even then, you can never be sure until you trained it and tested it

[coarse bear]

Can never remove Charlie Kirk from the machine spirit I'm afraid

[minor cypress]

i'm actually pretty good at grabbing and picking things up with my feet. Still not that desperate

[arctic pawn]

yeah they need to fix this shit

mine is AMD so its worse

[minor cypress]

I can open doors

[arctic pawn]

dlss is way better than fsr

dusty aah graphics

💔

[minor cypress]

OG ghost in the shell: Cool cybernetics.

Current timelines ghost in the shell:
Charlie kirk face features and thugshaker in every image generation

[coarse bear]

No heels vs heels

Alternatively
Vertical vs horizontal

[jade surge]

xalrider

[coarse bear]

Jumped immediately on that

[jade surge]

5'5 is vertical, of course

[coarse bear]

Lowest fruit possible

[jade surge]

im not slacking on xalrider hate

https://tenor.com/view/i-used-to-pray-for-times-like-this-gif-2309046074574247983

[primal kayak]

I'm betting 1 week on you before you slip up, send something nono, then get banned

It's the Xalrider curse

[jade surge]

3 weeks already

going strong

i aint gonna get banned

[minor cypress]

Just chant osaka 3 times while holding ozempic and a weight to cleanse it

[primal kayak]

That's too old lore for me

[primal kayak]

We will see

[naive bison]

This guy is a pedophile BTW

[jade surge]

xalrider when he accidentally looks into a mirror

if xalrider has a million haters, im one of them
if xalrider has 5 haters, im one of them
if xalrider has 1 hater, that one is me
if xalrider has no haters, im no longer alive
i will be a xalrider hater until my very last breath

[fossil swan]

go back to posting on ur OF madirex

overglazing xal

[coarse bear]

Xalrider may be a landlord, but he pays no rent to live in Rus_Bot's head

[jade surge]

https://tenor.com/view/neck-snap-line-break-funny-gif-20165616

[naive bison]

I own zero land bro

My net worth is probably like $10

[lunar goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/inspector-gadget-gif-12462702114037604012

[coarse bear]

You'll inherit it

[naive bison]

Is it a curse if its good

[primal kayak]

Saying that you were blessed by Xalrider sounds weird

[naive bison]

I bless the server by having these retards kill themselves against me like im a brick wall

[primal kayak]

You go king

[jade surge]

https://tenor.com/view/kung-fu-panda-gif-24482551

[toxic sundial]

I kinda hate how everything is multiverse these days I just don't care about it anymore

[naive bison]

If a multiverse exists then nothing that happens matters

Literally Rick and Morty

[paper schooner]

true multiverse is sex offences we did along the way

[fallow trellis]

Yes Finally!

boob squad

the amount of guns this team has

[prisma venture]

tits

[sacred mountain]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1459707149570674860/1491426215821574214/image0.jpg?ex=69d7a667&is=69d654e7&hm=7b4c83604f9dbc0421a37bbe95c0273485666480823aabcd0f04d36d4bd8984f&

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/luigi-booba-big-boobs-sexy-luigi-luigi-boobs-gif-27172923

[naive bison]

Raw

[stone blade]

@narrow lotus

[coarse bear]

Quad syphilis

[fallow trellis]

top heavy...yes you are

[visual stirrup]

holy back pain

[stone blade]

would

[narrow lotus]

damn had a godly nap

i feel like i got hit by a bus

[fossil swan]

you know its a good nap when you dont even know what year or day it is

[sacred mountain]

Thats... a bad nap

[jade surge]

wrong

that's the best type of nap

[narrow lotus]

nah, it hits you at first but then you feel refreshed , wash ur face with cold water

[sacred mountain]

Bro the best nap is when you feel like you can fight against titans when you wake up

[narrow lotus]

https://giphy.com/gifs/TheUndroppables-chalk-undroppables-op-thanos-BzCLJGxXQbwH09jzq0

[fresh rose]

I think you missed the xal rus 500 messages of bullshit chat

[sacred mountain]

Further strengthens that xalrider is iedy's alt

[fresh rose]

thats just wrong

[narrow lotus]

is any of them muted?

[fresh rose]

No

[narrow lotus]

Then it wasnt good enough bullshit

[fresh rose]

it was good enough bullshit

new pin off of it

[gusty heron]

Industrial PLC programming is so cursed bro

Look up ‘PLC Ladder Logic’

[naive bison]

It is what it is

We take those

[naive bison]

We'll talk about it during the tarkov vc e-sex session

[pale ingot]

kill yourself

[thick wadi]

Type shit on my foot

[naive bison]

Shit on my foot

[pale ingot]

always knew yous was a freak

[naive bison]

Man fuck you

[fallow trellis]

what the fuck

[fresh rose]

you should start copulating right nowwww

copulating it haaaaaaaard

[jade surge]

Because blood enjoyed it

[naive bison]

Wtf kind of mods do you have jnstalled

[pale ingot]

kill yourself

[fallow trellis]

expanded relief buildings

[pale ingot]

and you gave gigantic humongous tits to everyone

[arctic pawn]

holy shit

i almost spit my soda

@fallow trellis whatws the name of this game

its for... research purposes

[pale ingot]

darkest dungeon

but he is NOT playing vanilla

[arctic pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/baki-jack-hammer-hanma-goofy-gif-12085636368330122799

[fallow trellis]

modded darrkest dungeon

[naive bison]

Bro heard "dungeon" and said "bet"

[tidal trellis]

God damn POWER OUTAGE

How do I study now

[pale ingot]

twink outage

[tidal trellis]

Go away ham!

I think I just got scared by a moth

It was near my phone light

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/bruh-not-funny-didn't-laugh-gif-2859265553465044704

[tidal trellis]

I get easily spooked okay

I'm the guy who still gets scared in the dark

[fallow trellis]

have you seen your skin color lately

dont do it you might scare yourself

[dusk meadow]

fatass

[tidal trellis]

I'm afraid of absence of light which decreases visibility and makes it difficult to see

Not the other thing

[storm stream]

https://tenor.com/view/chappelle-glasses-gif-23232974

Clayton Bigsby

[tidal trellis]

who

[prisma venture]

u

[split canyon]

@tidal trellis ⠀

[tidal trellis]

Why!! Why torment flop!!

[prisma venture]

what

[bold kettle]

Nuthin

Squeeze your eyes a bit

[sacred mountain]

what

[bold kettle]

I dunno

[arctic pawn]

i wish i knew how to speak whistling like herbert from family guy

to say "that's a huge penis"

[bold kettle]

Yea

[arctic pawn]

wouldnt be surprised if you got muted over that

[prisma venture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1245372900043788379/1461774136300015731/togif.gif

[bold kettle]

Me?

[arctic pawn]

yes

over the boot that looks like a huge penis

[bold kettle]

Im not getting muted over a shoe

[arctic pawn]

i hope so cuz that would be unfair

but you know how the party poopers are

[bold kettle]

We should mute you for being orange how about that

[bold kettle]

"smoething big is going on". "gnomes". Alright buddy which is it

[arctic pawn]

whats the problem with being orange?

[bold kettle]

You tell me

[arctic pawn]

will do, there's nothing wrong about that

[bold kettle]

Yeah, thought youd say that

[bold kettle]

Hes emoting

[velvet parcel]

bois being bois

they probably shook hands and went drinking afterwards

[drifting mantle]

@prisma venture

[prisma venture]

he is bonehead

what a chad

[naive bison]

@narrow lotus

Got a big fart thats been brewing for an hour

Gonna end the class soon and gas some poor passer by

[fading portal]

this server needs a hero

[naive bison]

Curious this is posted after I shave my head

[drifting mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/coincidence-i-think-not-coincidence-i-think-not-the-incredibles-gif-5096707

[prisma venture]

show pic

[visual stirrup]

I'm joking

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/food-bald-bald-martin-big-mac-gif-22152145

[visual stirrup]

xalrider would never be as fit as this chud

[prisma venture]

sexy

true tho

[naive bison]

@narrow lotus @river zealot on my life I did NOT just see Jesus Christ, the son of God get kirkified in tigz server

[naive bison]

Well I am balding im just not ashamed by it

We dont kid ourselves in this house

[quaint ore]

tigz's server is hell

[naive bison]

We just get the hair trimmer

[visual stirrup]

"Do you know the statistics for sword violence in the Mediterranean?"
"Including or not including Romans?"

[tidal trellis]

It's just a island mass

I don't get it

[naive bison]

I disavow

[tidal trellis]

Or well just land mass

[jade surge]

birb bomb

[storm stream]

Im drinking green tea with added lemon, ginger and honey

[visual stirrup]

Should probably start drinking green tea

it is allegedly very potent when dealing with visceral fat

[naive bison]

Bro

Cap.

[storm stream]

consuming more stuff is pointless if you don't cut out fattening foods or habits

[visual stirrup]

lol
I don't even have enough of an appetite to eat 3 meals most days

[storm stream]

mby you simply need to drink more wadurr

[visual stirrup]

yeah

[storm stream]

there's plenty of videos on yt on how to lose visceral fat

[visual stirrup]

which is where I learned about the green tea

[primal kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/catch-gif-26422800

[primal rapids]

https://vxtwitter.com/Springfield_Inc/status/2041513542021476837?s=20

Springfield Armory® (@Springfield_Inc)

Introducing the new SA-35 4″ model. Full-size capacity meets a shorter 4″ barrel for faster handling. 15 rounds on board, forged steel strength, and refined upgrades rooted in John Moses Browning’s original P-35 design.

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 7, 2026, 1:48 PM

[visual stirrup]

@eager igloo

[primal rapids]

Browning Hi-Power is back on the menu, boys

[visual stirrup]

just noticed that she migrated to offtopic

hasn't posted here in like two weeks

[fallow trellis]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1T3HASBnwU

peak indian gameplay

[narrow lotus]

@dreamy flax change the name iedy but in chinese but using normal alphabet

[dreamy flax]

Listen here you absolute waste of carbon, I don't give a flying fuck about your pathetic name or what you want to call your miserable self. You think I'm your goddamn secretary? You think I exist to play dress-up with your shitty, boring identity because you're too fucking unimaginative to handle it yourself?

Go fuck yourself with your Chinese name request. I'm not lifting a finger for a worthless twat who can't even figure out how to change their own nickname. Rot in your own mediocrity, you spineless piece of shit.

[tidal trellis]

A bit mean

Or no

Very mean

[solar breach]

deserved

[naive bison]

@narrow lotus @river zealot

do you guys know who meat canyon is

the youtube animator

[fluid heron]

i fucking hate the sekreits from wilds

capcom really went people loved riding palamutes in rise lets make it way fucking worse

LIKE DUDE

LITERALLY A PATH

I FUCKING HATE THE RIDING MECHANICS

[stark gull]

https://tenor.com/view/india-poop-gif-10386882296023288316

[naive bison]

SAAAAAAAAAAR POOP FESTIVAL NOT REAL SAAAAAAAAAAAAR

[stark gull]

We should cancel the SAAAAARRRR who made video about it!

[naive bison]

SEND SAAR VOICE MAIL THAT YOU WILL RAPE HIS WIFE FROM YOUR PERSONAL PHONE NUMBER

(legit what they did)

[lusty hazel]

that guy is an omega cuck

''i'm sowwy... :c''

backed down immediately, folded under zero pressure

death threats? welcome to the internet retard

[stark gull]

The video is up tho

[lusty hazel]

he still folded

diamondback 3x2 pouch arrived

[paper schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/parallel-parking-uwu-sowwy-sorry-among-us-gif-26059713

[restive juniper]

ouch

[stoic girder]

@river zealot

[naive bison]

>

[pale ingot]

the leather storage:

[gusty heron]

Yeah it’s like towing an elephant on a skateboard from a tow-truck

[lusty hazel]

it's ok you can say poop here

[gusty heron]

Thanks retard

[lusty hazel]

kill 7 billion people

[gusty heron]

Agreed.

”David 1 this is Bethel, Samson Option is go on your command.”

https://tenor.com/view/benjamin-netanyahu-dance-benjamin-netanyahu-dance-gif-17830850143863215782

[lusty hazel]

is that dukenoughat3d or gasmaskbunker

[feral kiln]

Its me

[lusty hazel]

you look retarded ngl

[feral kiln]

True larpers are retarded

Helmet is placeholder also gonna get a slimmer plate carrier

Prolly a g4 field uniform as well

[scenic field]

Why

[lusty hazel]

g4

laaaaaaaaaarp

laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarp

laaaaaaaarp

BDU or nothing

[narrow lotus]

@dreamy flax mathew 10:34

[dreamy flax]

Oh look, the pathetic piece of shit wants a bible verse because their own miserable life is so fucking hollow they need ancient fairy tales to feel something. Here it is, you illiterate fuck:

Do not suppose that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I did not come to bring peace, but a sword.

Maybe that sword will finally cut through the bullshit that is your existence, though I doubt it. Now get the fuck out of my sight before I lose my mind dealing with your worthless, soul-crushing stupidity.

[prisma venture]

Not cool

[arctic pawn]

poop fight

[prisma venture]

Ask about talmud

[arctic pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/how-to-say-in-chinese-chinese-man-angry-job-company-gif-5476662805526501197

[primal kayak]

Mmm

Fucking job

At the fucking company

[prisma venture]

Who has the ball crushing factory meme?

[drifting mantle]

@narrow lotus @grizzled meadow

[gusty heron]

What’s going on?

[wooden harbor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/351706271357075458/1491441979316244510/emission.mp4?ex=69d7b515&is=69d66395&hm=f601512fe794b29da587d6e5cd49a0a3c2f64fea5a1fb55b2e362b45450e539f&

[jade surge]

who the fuck turned you chinese

[gusty heron]

The Chinese wizards of Interchange, clearly

[storm stream]

the grift is insane

[gusty heron]

You say that like this is a recent thing

[frail scaffold]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/733039341453967484/1491482146580205579/been-constipated-for-a-bit-but-ya-bois-back-to-dumping-once-v0-8nmw1bwelttg1.png?ex=69d7da7e&is=69d688fe&hm=fb3456523f547ea7576ae91dfa7e7e516a439864e53f8a8c8b0ffae8644cd1f7&

[primal rapids]

Quadruple medical costs

[gusty heron]

I’ll probably die before i do this

[radiant charm]

I dont remember the duchess this way

[narrow lotus]

https://giphy.com/gifs/hold-grab-windpress-Mi1DP90MYYkStPlmjE

how many gallons

[icy apex]

what the fuck was this argument above

xalrider calling some dude a pedo for 2 hours straight

[scenic field]

Lol

Have you ever seen that movie about the assassin who adopts that little girl

[fading portal]

Is he wrong?

I havent read it

[scenic field]

....no.

No he is not

[gusty heron]

https://tenor.com/view/luc-besson-leon-the-professional-check-the-door-open-the-door-gif-22429072

https://tenor.com/view/aesthetic-depressed-sucker-anxiety-feelings-gif-20498242

My gf was at a convention and she asked to take a picture with a guy dressed as Leon

After the picture he handed her a grenade pin, lol

Brilliant movie

[fresh rose]

women that could KILL me

https://tenor.com/view/ohnepixel-ohnepixel-kiss-ohnepixel-finger-gif-1227563500118000859

[arctic pawn]

wtf are you doing chris chan

[arctic pawn]

i need to watch this

[arctic pawn]

this movie is great

sometimes is VERY weird and uncomfortable for the reasons we know very well

but its overall badass

the villain is masterpiece of script and acting

[arctic pawn]

corona virus

[stoic girder]

@naive bison

[jade surge]

no you don't get it you're a pedophile

[ruby minnow]

oh yeah i get death threats from my friends daily

[jade surge]

do they doordash for you too

Great friends then

[icy apex]

its a good movie

[ruby minnow]

no i wish they did

[icy apex]

if you ignore the background behind it

like come on, The Pianist is a very fucking good film and the director behind it raped a 13 year old

[scenic field]

Good answer lol

[icy apex]

I am not going to defend the men behind it, but the art itself is good

[scenic field]

Rosemarys baby is also a good movie

[icy apex]

same goes to music

[stoic girder]

[jade surge]

We're not starting this convo again, are we

[icy apex]

just saying what I think

[stoic girder]

Separate the art from the artist.

Unless the art is shit.

[scenic field]

Someone ping xal to sort this out for us

[jade surge]

Oh god its starting again

Please someone

Ping xal

[stoic girder]

Then shit on the artist even more.

[jade surge]

I need to see his reaction

[icy apex]

@naive bison

[scenic field]

Ted nugent

[stoic girder]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-headphones-music-gif-14789865

[sacred mountain]

Dawg what

[icy apex]

roman polanski

[stoic girder]

What happens in Hollywood stays in Hollywood.

Guy murdered his wife too.

[sacred mountain]

Of course its a roman

[ruby minnow]

there was this one song about how hollywood is full of pedophiles

[stoic girder]

Guy fled to France

[icy apex]

that was charlie

[stoic girder]

My brain no worky.

I thought he did it.

[icy apex]

Nahh it was cultists

charles manson's family

[stoic girder]

Forgot Charles Manson existed.

[icy apex]

my second favourite terrorist aside from ted kaczynski

[jade surge]

What's wrong with romans

[icy apex]

https://tenor.com/view/sopranos-jews-romans-where-are-they-now-gif-4808445887157049259

[solar breach]

All the way from Japan

[spring quail]

I keep trying to wire bug in monster hunter world

I rised too much

[spring quail]

Aren’t these just shmup games

[solar breach]

rail shooter, like starfox

[stoic girder]

Only one of those options has the possibility of things getting better

[solar breach]

UNEMPLOYMENT!!!!!

mooch off you friends and make them buy drugs for you

its just that easy!

[jade surge]

Watch Dogs 2 is so peak

[jade surge]

I was standing AFK on the sidewalk dancing, when 2 random NPCs bump into each other, one of them starts throwing insults, the other starts a fight, npcs around start recording it and someone calls 911 and cops fly in to arrest both of them

i was literally just standing afk when i heard fighting and looked back at my screen to see 2 women punching each other for no reason

[solar breach]

deserved for playing valorant

[stoic girder]

Internet cafes usually have just slop installed

[river zealot]

[sacred mountain]

The rig seems decent too, the parvanimity is so real

[storm stream]

The what?

[stoic girder]

Bro probably just learnt the word.

[sacred mountain]

I love using old ass words to throw people off

[storm stream]

Fuckin chud

[pale ingot]

in english now?

[tidal trellis]

how we doing tonight boys?

[pale ingot]

twink it a lil for us

[tidal trellis]

go away ham!

[primal kayak]

Rig okay other than that it's not really 67

[storm stream]

I dont think it works in the context. Bro didn't even learn the word

[pale ingot]

thanks

[sacred mountain]

It does

[stoic girder]

The woman isn't being petty or mean, she is just retarded.

[sacred mountain]

It also has a meaning of being small mindedness

[storm stream]

EVEN THAT DOESNT FIT

[stoic girder]

People are just using random words now

[sacred mountain]

Bro why am i translating turkish words one on one to snglish

My brain is farting

[fresh rose]

I would put her head through the monitor

[stoic girder]

You are Turkish? That makes sense.

[sacred mountain]

Damn bro

[toxic sundial]

tan

[storm stream]

Shes just being regardless

[storm stream]

The guy is also being a bitch for not saying anything to her

[storm stream]

That's your problem
Try English butt hole or whatever

[solar breach]

that took a bit

[pale ingot]

wow

this guys the lord of the coque

look at him

coque lord

[solar breach]

yes

[storm stream]

"Eat 100 Cockue Monsters"?

[raven python]

This is proof that f*ids do shit not cause they like it but cause it's popular

I assure u like if gaming didn't blow up during covid they'd still be against it to this day

[lusty hazel]

coyote brown, open your eyes

[solar breach]

the things i do for steam achievements

[toxic sundial]

ok mr tan vest

[lusty hazel]

you like watching your mother get fucked sir you have no say in anything

can we get a real check in chat

[solar breach]

idk man it looks tan

[lusty hazel]

I assure you dear viewer that it is coyote

[toxic sundial]

actually wait I take it back we are going back to the middle east

[scenic field]

I have a second acct for my pooter. Can i have it on this server at the same time? I miss having my iq drained by brainfart while i game

[toxic sundial]

I forgot

[lusty hazel]

fuck are you saying

[scenic field]

Ritard

[toxic sundial]

get your tan rigs back out in case you mysteriously wake up in Fallujah again

[pale ingot]

fact check.....

[toxic sundial]

[pale ingot]

it's

[lusty hazel]

you'd never make it mr cuckman

[toxic sundial]

listen bubby I don't know you or where you are but I guarantee ranger green would suit better to your location

[storm stream]

Open a report ticket and ask if it's ok to have an alt acc on the server

[toxic sundial]

unless your flop I guess?

but even then that green works everywhere

fuckin tan

[lusty hazel]

except I don't care what colour I'm wearing because I'm doing a kit

my regular shit is woodland and green

[toxic sundial]

GREEEN? bro you're going down first for sure they'll see you right away

shit stands out so much

[lusty hazel]

see me where

who will see me

[solar breach]

see they are gonna be looking for army guys

[lusty hazel]

I have no idea what you're trying to say sir

[toxic sundial]

I was looking for that gif

[scenic field]

https://tenor.com/view/owen-draft-owen-draft-war-gif-24972708

[austere shadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/410325849204719642/1491470163604803752/Boop.gif?ex=69d7cf55&is=69d67dd5&hm=b3f7ec1fdb36491ce1f45676ab5817ca9e154e2d14e39ad0e9ee3e6d5cefab7c&

[lusty hazel]

however nothing you say changes the fact that you like to watch your mom get FUCKED

[toxic sundial]

bet your shit lights up under nv/ir

[lusty hazel]

irrelevant in modern war

[scenic field]

How long is your ar

[dusk meadow]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HDjeVDsW4AAghul.gif

[austere shadow]

Me

[lusty hazel]

someone hasn't used nods

[solar breach]

can you guess which ones the victim

[toxic sundial]

AV because that's the first fingerprint you got

[solar breach]

correct, that also dosent mean anything because they are so far apart

[toxic sundial]

unless they changed out prints sort

[solar breach]

im up to the O types in fingerprints

[stoic girder]

Who could the killer be?

[solar breach]

i was so dissapointed that she got killed before she could be the killer

[dusk sentinel]

Least obvious Jojo villain

[solar breach]

she was the victim :(((

[jade surge]

thank you for reminding me about this game once again

[solar breach]

its a good game i just wish the dev would actually add more shit

instead of just streamer bait

[solar breach]

nintendo finna sue the moon

[jade surge]

[gusty heron]

https://youtu.be/pVHbWHGVYaU?si=gBP9c01N1uwS7B42

Could probably use some sriracha

[split canyon]

@tidal trellis ⠀

[tidal trellis]

why!

[verbal needle]

https://tenor.com/view/wesker-shirtless-shirtless-albert-wesker-resident-evil-dead-by-daylight-gif-12309245211826160936

[tidal trellis]

wha hUHHH

GUH??

?

who is this guy

[verbal needle]

That, young lady, is Albert Wesker from resident evil

[tidal trellis]

who you calling lady mr

[verbal needle]

Oh have you not heard?

[tidal trellis]

no

[verbal needle]

You're getting married, the man of your dreams is waiting

[tidal trellis]

I'm not getting married never planned to in my life and never will this is a solo ship

with flop as the only passenger or crew? idk

[wooden harbor]

flops gonna be a mommy

[verbal needle]

I gotta shuttle you to the venue

All of brainfart is invited

It was short notice so all I got available in snacks is potato chips and crackers

[storm stream]

more like cumsock

[split canyon]

@tidal trellis ⠀

[tidal trellis]

I'm a guy!! thats physically impossible!

[jade surge]

Who is you

[verbal needle]

I'm tom

I have been here since before the role changes and not bothered to rank up

I dont do anything in gamma anymore so I just chill down here or in tarkov chat

[jade surge]

Oh

[wooden harbor]

you're just not trying hard enough

[jade surge]

Pretty sure mods used to manually rank up people based on how many messages they had in #╓☢stalker-chat and #╟🔰☢newbies-chat

You can ask

[steel bone]

If your husband will try hard - maybe it's possible.

[jade surge]

Like, for those who were in the server before the ranks were implemented

[wooden harbor]

guy or not, ur still mommy material

[jade surge]

They can manually give XP

[tidal trellis]

no disowned, thats phyiscally impossible, and why are you encouraging him

[steel bone]

https://tenor.com/view/jarvis-ragebait-rage-bait-rage-bait-gif-569356998387696650

[storm stream]

who is "him"??

[steel bone]

That's a rhetorical question.

[fossil swan]

who says

[solar breach]

extreme difficulty very long setting

got pretty boring at the end

on account of having most of the cities fingerprints

extra large city too

[steel bone]

What's this?

[jade surge]

any mods?

[jade surge]

Shadows of Doubt

peak detective game

[tidal trellis]

wdym!! also shoo! I'm trying to watch something!!

[solar breach]

just one that gives npcs new more "american" dialouge

didnt really change much tbh

[storm stream]

any mods online?

[jade surge]

flop when he's told that he can just not respond to the bait:

[verbal needle]

I never talked there much, I mostly was here for the guide and update logs

[jade surge]

https://tenor.com/view/ahhh-yes-yes-gif-24225701

[jade surge]

still talked tho

[tidal trellis]

I must make a defense for myself smh

[steel bone]

Flop not responding to baits isn't a Flop.

[jade surge]

there's quite a few interesting mods on thunderstore

[storm stream]

not even. He LITERALLY doesn't get it

AT ALLL

[verbal needle]

you mean dig yourself a hole, like how your husband about to be digging a hole

[fossil swan]

bro does not know

[steel bone]

Ploppert.

[tidal trellis]

I'm watching something, shoo!!

shoo!

stop tormenting flop!

[fossil swan]

flop is a girl that is trans and became a man

the only explanation

for his twink attitude

[tidal trellis]

last I checked, wasn't a girl and also not 🏳️‍⚧️ I'm just some guy

[steel bone]

[fossil swan]

lying is bad

liar liar balls on fire

[steel bone]

What balls.

[fossil swan]

they burned away

[solar breach]

rate the new map tho

2 towers, a diner, and town hall

[verbal needle]

teardown or that brainmelt schizo game

[solar breach]

shadows of doubt

[tidal trellis]

I've been truthful since I stepped foot in this server I don't lie

[fossil swan]

https://tenor.com/view/kirkified-kirk-jimmy-butler-butler-looking-at-paper-gif-3053660458114596775

lying again

[gusty heron]

Where’d my british cooking video go

[tidal trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/skull-skull-emoji-skull-reaction-skull-emoji-irl-skull-reaction-irl-gif-24903642

[gusty heron]

[verbal needle]

https://tenor.com/view/shoo-bye-move-go-away-gif-15448765

[steel bone]

When will this end...

[jade surge]

@solar breach

[steel bone]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-it's-peak-cat-it's-coal-its-peak-its-mid-gif-12295099395828911145

[jade surge]

all of these look quite good

[solar breach]

interesting

[fossil swan]

i knew this was rex by the pfp

[gusty heron]

Because i only use foids as my pfp?

[jade surge]

i havent played this game in like 2 years

[verbal needle]

help, this class im in on zoom is playing emo shit

and I cant mute it

[tidal trellis]

what

[fossil swan]

because youre the only person who puts a girl as his pfp

[storm stream]

"foids" 🥀
Your'e lucky that you already have a gf/wife

[verbal needle]

lying is contagious, go away

[fossil swan]

he has a gf and is feining for tarkov therapist

[tidal trellis]

I don't lie!

[fossil swan]

atleast i recall he has a gf

[gusty heron]

Correct

[verbal needle]

https://tenor.com/view/idgaf-smug-smug-monkey-lion-beta-gif-2814800372123763926

[tidal trellis]

I don't get it

in other news melatonin supplements are neat, help me sleep

[gusty heron]

Your brain is marshamallows and tar

[tidal trellis]

who ARE YOU

[verbal needle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1324984500047974433/1448703532415979563/togif.gif

[tidal trellis]

who are all these people who are just now coming

I never seen you two before

[fossil swan]

benjamin netanyahu

[tidal trellis]

who?

[verbal needle]

I have been here longer than you flop

[fossil swan]

ur special flop

[split canyon]

@tidal trellis ⠀

[tidal trellis]

WHY!

[split canyon]

@tidal trellis ⠀

[tidal trellis]

[split canyon]

@tidal trellis ⠀

[tidal trellis]

well yeah, it says

duhh

[gusty heron]

‘Yanking my pizzle’

[storm stream]

like actually single digit iq

[icy apex]

@tidal trellis whos your favourite actor

[verbal needle]

you yanking?

[tidal trellis]

don't have one, thats a thing?

[icy apex]

yeahh

[jade surge]

yeah, actors

[gusty heron]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1108795464230387812/1114595737884442695/holy_fuckk.gif

[jade surge]

yknow

[icy apex]

you've ever watched something with daniel day-lewis?

[jade surge]

those who act in movies

[tidal trellis]

no

[icy apex]

he is really good

[tidal trellis]

I don't watch many movies or shows

[icy apex]

you should try There Will Be Blood, you would love it

[gusty heron]

[icy apex]

mastership in acting

[tidal trellis]

in anycase I suppose yeah

acting is neat

and or fun idk

[icy apex]

its a form of art

any art is good

[verbal needle]

well....

[icy apex]

it always provides something to humanity

look at music, or architecture, or cinematography

[umbral field]

I should try some of these

[icy apex]

and how it shaped us

[verbal needle]

the rpg cage lmao

[gusty heron]

Pepefridge’s older bother

[tidal trellis]

its fun to do tho I've mainly done it verbally, occasionally with friends we dub over stuff for fun, it started as a joke with goofy voices before it became a thing with like most things we watch, pretty fun actually

[icy apex]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-dexter-morgan-dexter-meme-parade-marching-gif-7173183366552437239

[icy apex]

I mean shiiit, I did only some voice acting and shit like board game roleplaying but thats about it

though actual acting seems pretty damn hard

[gusty heron]

Sorry, i’m not a 6-fingered nephillim

[icy apex]

Im made more for editing if anything

[tidal trellis]

is fun done it with most shows we watched

[gusty heron]

BRO

That fridge emote wtf

[jade surge]

[tidal trellis]

[gusty heron]

https://tenor.com/view/i-love-refrigerators-appliance-fridge-gif-16332262

[tidal trellis]

fridge?

[gusty heron]

Flop, do you go to parking lots to lick tires?

[icy apex]

cold war is long over man

why bother

yall aint finding oil there

[jade surge]

what about alien ass

[tidal trellis]

ew no

why would I do that

thats unsanitary

[gusty heron]

Have you decided how you want to allocate private capital when you re-structure your portfolio?

[tidal trellis]

guh?

[gusty heron]

[gusty heron]

Why is a raven not blue?

[split canyon]

@tidal trellis ⠀

[tidal trellis]

What do you want!!! Flop is getting ready to sleep

I need my beauty sleep you know!!

[verbal needle]

For your husband's sake?

[gusty heron]

Flop failed a Turing test question

And is refering to themselves in the third person

[toxic sundial]

seamstressmaxxing rn

[gusty heron]

What’cha makin

[tidal trellis]

I'm straight!! I don't have a husband!!

[toxic sundial]

patch in work pant I spent too much money on to throw out because of tear

[tidal trellis]

What's that mean

[gusty heron]

Flop’s a bot

[gusty heron]

As someone that owns several pairs of pants from 5.11, relatable

[tidal trellis]

Mr I ain't no ai chatbot, I got character charm that can't be replicated

No other person gonna do that

[verbal needle]

You got tism and third person syndrome

[toxic sundial]

I used to have to wear those at my last job and holy shit do they fucking suck ass

[tidal trellis]

I don't think I'm autistic least I fink anyway idk wasn't tested but I'm pretty sure

Am not

[gusty heron]

They’re good to wear like.. once a week

I keep getting holes just below the gusset

Cause inner thighs rub together

[verbal needle]

https://tenor.com/view/cap-stop-the-cap-ninja-please-nga-please-please-gif-7851190014350702402

[verbal needle]

I'm medicated

It don't help very much

[tidal trellis]

What is that

[gusty heron]

Your anti-psychotics

[tidal trellis]

I'm not psychotic

[gusty heron]

Blocks dopaminergic pathways

[tidal trellis]

Unfortunate

[gleaming grove]

Game Failed
Fixed the shit for years
Adds big updates that should be its own DLC
For Free
Refuses to elaborate

[stoic girder]

They are walking the path of Valve with their decisions.

Private company.

[gleaming grove]

Valve be like

Gets threatened
Does nothing >Wins

Gets threatened again
Does thing
Still wins

[stoic girder]

Why?

[stoic girder]

Posting a crime online.

What a retard.

[dusk sentinel]

Hey, how else can he get his 5 minutes of fame?

[stoic girder]

Doesn't even put a filter on his voice.

[winged phoenix]

Majority of people here are in the spectrum of the tism. Some are just in deeper.

[stoic girder]

Deep in your mom.

[winged phoenix]

Y’all hear sumn?

[winged phoenix]

Jk

[stoic girder]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1323349680347811911/1453153845378027603/Untitled-ezgif.com-resize.gif

[dusk sentinel]

https://tenor.com/view/jetstream-sam-metal-gear-rising-blocked-1blocked-message-raiden-gif-25131652

[gusty heron]

Oh he recorded all of it

Wow

[jade surge]

Psychotic behavior

[toxic sundial]

I mean

I need to know the hourly rate before I decide what to think

[winged phoenix]

This is so good

[gusty heron]

It’s not high enough, lol

[toxic sundial]

i guess not

[gleaming grove]

Ant Queda

[toxic sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/datenheim-aldi-soeren-ps5-andi-gif-25738015

[stoic girder]

Time for that 4th monster already eh?

[dusk raven]

those who know

[little mirage]

Bro it aint that old or niche

[wooden harbor]

no idea wtf that is

[proud verge]

He wants a glass of water, that's all.

[gusty heron]

https://www.businessinsider.com/anthropic-mythos-latest-ai-model-too-powerful-to-be-released-2026-4

[high wing]

https://fixvx.com/interesting_aIl/status/2041871706583597229 when i accidently squish my balls

Interesting AF (@interesting_aIl)

Bro casually recording one of the greatest pieces of music after school

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 8, 2026, 1:32 PM

[pale ingot]

@spring quail you should pull one of these in the workplace

[spring quail]

There’s a loose magnet hanging out dangerously close to the conveyor belt on one of the lanes

https://tenor.com/view/grinch-gif-7196328019405537697

I have bigger problems now tho

My narcissistic ass mom and her husband keep trying to tell me I’m doing my relationship wrong and my girlfriend they know nothing about will leave me soon

https://tenor.com/view/hulk-gif-25068351

And this is all because I told the husband to not yell at my gf across the house just to say hello like an obnoxious child. He got up and slammed his plate down on the counter like I drank all the beer in the world and stormed outside

[clear vapor]

Hang in there bro

[spring quail]

If I acted like that I’d of gotten my ass beat

[stoic girder]

You started an argument while she was present?

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-blade-runner-2049-ryan-gosling-anger-gif-16634156

[stoic girder]

You fucked up.

[spring quail]

No, I had her go upstairs to my room and close the door

[stoic girder]

You couldn't do it when she wasn't present?

Like adults.

[spring quail]

Imagine you get poked with a stick every time you open your door, eventually you have enough. I didn’t raise my voice, yell, or anything. My response was direct and concise, like adults. Unfortunately I don’t have all the time in the world to plan around having a private argument.

[stoic girder]

You do you, man.

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/it-is-what-it-is-meme-windows-98-blade-runner-2049-running-out-gif-9631165122054034342

[little mirage]

Fakecel

[wooden harbor]

that doesnt explain anything....

[pale ingot]

@toxic sundial type of post

[little mirage]

Most older people are becoming less mature due to the internet I've learned. Lots have very child like arrogance whenever an argument occurs

I've had met some people 50+ yrs old who tend to treat disagreements as a challenge to death over what we'll eat for dinner.

[wooden harbor]

there is no shortage of people that just never learned how to have a polite disagreement

[little mirage]

Social media has reduced them to 16 yr ols political philospher

[spring quail]

This is the same man that told me to invest in crypto and that he doesn’t believe in my constitutional rights

I know this isn’t the best place to vent but I’m extremely upset