#🎪bruh-fart
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I HAVE TECH X, LIBRA AND FUCKING IPECAC
i saw a guild log notif in chat
and u have free win
i thought it was an outbid notif
if you ride the motorcycle it doesnt take half your things 5-10 years later
@grizzled meadow another inspection has hit the construction site
fuck inspection
ipecac synergises with tech X right? I forgot
laser keeps exploding as it makes contact with obstacles or enemies
him
@naive bison I do quick Tlost run
another wow_mao gem
@narrow lotus @river zealot
@stone blade i had fully stacked bumbo, and when you retrieve second knife piece while dodging mothers ghost
you have no items
when i got my items back my bumbo got reverted to lvl 1
arent they all trans
fed honeypot, solid choice
bug?
I never take bumbo he's shit
nah, eyebrows are curved instead of being straight, very likely they are women
They do look a bit weird
bro's geidar is TUNED
@stone blade trisagion
idk how this interacts
oh it doesnt
holy light instead

i am a bit retarded tho
didnt kill angel for 1 more reroll
coulda been sacred heart
peak
haha i won that fucking auction
he's pogging
Dust 2 irl 
so there's a nonzero chance there could be combat in dust_2
Try getting ipecac, wafer, fire mind, A+ and triple shot
Too bad all of this was on Lost
bosh
picking up ipecac on lost has to qualify for government aid
the unc arc progressing into topdown strategy games is real
its alright
it got saved by red stew
cuz i speedran the floors as soon as I got that
once again the mind contributing ABSOLUTELY JACK SHIT
also
anasthesia carried as well cuz I have perfection
@naive bison

Still better than dark poop in ultra secret
cant tell if it is ai slop or a very nicely animated kino
haahahahaahah omg true
slop
but its good slop
"you only like it because its qualityslop"
@high wing lvl 20 is max? Gae
why? doesn't it give full map?
forgot what it does, is it a massive dmg up that slowly trickles down?
In the coming days, employers will see a stream of resumes of once-in-a-lifetime quality folks. An important thing to understand is that Epic never lowered our hiring standards as we grew, and the layoff wasn't a performance-based "rightsizing" as companies call it nowadays. It's a sound bet that anyone with Epic Games on their resume is in the top few percent of their discipline.
QRT: deantak
Sad news for Epic Games. Hope the efforts to turn things around can work. https://gamesbeat.com/epic-games-lays-off-over-1000-employees-citing-fortnite-downturn/

Fuck off
since i unlocked a bunch of items now i like to take it slow, when the last boss was moms heart i usually finished in about 20 minutes
if they are so good why did you fire them
it's literally the "women get paid less than men"
"if thats true why dont companies hire only women"
yes which is useless
"Erm, non-compete clause tho"
yeah the very one
evil floppa
it isnt if you need to run fast with stew buff
you can bomb doors open
on shit like 2x2 rooms
or elbow rooms
map is turbo OP
when you have a good build you can make ur run way shorter
go for treasure room secret room boss room
or just boss at womb
Bro thinks they are valve 🥀

regular lost?
ye
@stone blade first time ever blood bombs came in clutch
was short on money for lump of coal on greed mode
bought the key
went to item room
got blood bombs
i was like "weird, i didnt get 5 bombs"
reprentance reworked them, if u have 0 bombs u place them at the cost of health
bombed the entire map and got just enough coins

blood bombs are insanely good now
infinite bombs
- heart container
- damaging blood creep
yeah
is the soul the one that repels projectiles?
ye
but i dont like it
messes with muscle memory
youre the one to talk
i know its not him because the lights are on and no candles anywhere
no monster or pizza either
this could feed @memeg
@river zealot
for weeks
fuck you
Seduce me
we need to kill you people
see thats what im saying

i have 2 debit cards
sometimes i have money on 1 but not the other
and i would take the wrong one without money
go to the store to get sth small
do u not carry both cards with u?
"your card was declined" as im buying ramen
in your wallet?

the other one is for my family to use if im not home
no cash carrying looking ass
aaah
nah but fr tho
who tf needs cash nowadays????
apparently you
broke ass no cash on hand looking ass

jeff bezos hiring a shipping container to carry the cash for a new amazon warehouse purchase
you just desperately want the feeling of finding money in a winter jacket
all my jackets have change
buys a single big mac meal nowadays

or 1 trip to work worth of gas
Imagine buying McDonald's
bum activities
If i wanted my money to go blow up brown ppl id buy lockheed Martin stock not McDonald's
imagine walking around and sounding like a cow with a bell around the neck
card only chud is speaking
W stance on the browns
didn't know you were chill like that
carrying a card?
i have it tattooed on my chest
what the fuck
didn't expect you to, since you're poor
my bad gang im very aggressive today
love and positivity
and i mean none of it
i got cash and card like a normal person
the question is
what does the robber look like
and
will they shoot you if you hand them a debit
Morning boys 
venmo them 10 dollars with ur card only ass
literally 5pm
This
It's actually 4 
Morning flop!!
whatever its not morning
do people carry cash to not be killed during a robbery? is america ok
Exactly
She gets it
ive never felt unsafe in my life, even at night
I mean if you got none you got none
i keep cash on me for cases like xal rn
Most robbers dont want to kill
hunger?
Theyre just hoping the threat will coerce you
Neighbor of ours got robbed actually like yesterday or couple days b4
unfortunate
you know i just transfer from one card to the other in an instant without leaving the register
it takes like 15 seconds
instead of having to carry around bills and change like spaghetti in your pocket
i dont even use a wallet
They shot arthur with a double barrel point blank in the shoulder
i put my cards and id in my breastpocket of the jacket
how is his whole right part of the chest not blown open
you do because 7 kilograms of your currency amounts to 10 dollars or a loaf of bread
tactical wallet backpack for a grocery store run
i forgot youre pakistani
mf thinks i live in sri lanka or something
i doubt the street food vendors who step on your food before serving have working card terminals
Close enough the pellets might not have spread enough
Talking out my ass tho
thats literally what i said why i carry cash
achieving liftoff on the thrust of my farts alone
bruh not the incredible gassy soup
I don't know what that means and im afraid
Huh
getting terminal velocity
oled screen issues
i had the youtube like and dislike button burned into one of my phones before 
dude this guy is passed out in vc rn
and my pc blue screened and it was just him passed out burned into my screen
@narrow lotus how likely do you think owning an OLED monitor would cause the tarkov load screen to burn in?
Modern oleds are better
doesnt this mean ur pc is ruined
how much time before it happens actually
sorry monitor
it will happen at some point
it’s no longer there
it genuinely is an anomaly
nobody would believe me if i didn’t straight up take a photo
Guy did a video of new oled switch running for 24 hours straight with no burn in
the ghost of gamma

as in on a single non-moving image/
?
Ye
i wonder if the jerma burn in tv is real
🇮🇱
If its old tech definitely
@flat burrow
Burn in fear didnt originate from nowhere
no but did someone actually burn an edited image of jerma onto their tv on accident

I believe it therefore its real
We need 10 euro for that
hellowe need 20000 usd for lighthouse access
you know what you do in tarkov when this happens? time to go out and loot construction sites

I wonder how much i can take from shovels
they dont do frequent inventory checks
last time i saw a similar gif, hulk was straight DIGGING in black widow
as long as its not
Ba Ioane unde mortii tai ai pus lopata
wtf


Ionele unde mortii masi ai pusi betoniera
take the handle and beat a grandma walking out the pension building

drastic situations require drastic solutions

SHES STEALING YOUR PENSION
@narrow lotus crezi ca vede ala de sport daca furam frigideru
it was promised to iedy 3000 years ago
this fridge prolly older than me
Is the fridge in front of a heater battery
idk what i missed but its been here for a week
no its a uhh
whats it called again
Mor ba eu n am in scoala
heater or smth
avem o baie in tot corpu B
e si pt baieti
Bag pula fug cu asta
si intra numai fete
Oh okay, just the condensation piping/heat spreader
cred ca imprimanta e mai scumpa decat setupu ala
yes i will reveal every military installation, glory to the chinese communist party
Soviet block fridge running on coolant thats deleting the ozone
Simply don't leak it
Ada Wong
(Will last longer than all modern fridges combined)

ba iedy @narrow lotus
if wong is wrong then i dont wanna be right 🇨🇳


roz pudrat vrea ia
fawk u romanians
laughing between eachother and not translating
Ham just like women man
vreau pe negru ca pe vremuri
shit up
never goon
Never goon true
bread hill..3
"That post" and you're the poster

I dont remember
Iedy looking for the people making holocaust jokes and posting slurs in brainfart
Halo, buatiful! Send Virginia
I love curvaceous big booty black women
HOLY TRUTH BOMB
omg
+50000 respect points for u in my book
absolute
and a half
Xalrider's biggest fan
+9999 social credit
Ebony women

😍
sean's ear is red due to the sunlight shining through it
what the fuck kinda attention to detail is that
red dead does that
Subsurface scattering (SSS), also known as subsurface light transport (SSLT), is a mechanism of light transport in which light that penetrates the surface of a translucent object is scattered by interacting with the material and exits the surface potentially at a different point. Light generally penetrates the surface and gets scattered a number...
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the fk u pinging me with this shit for retard
you asked
I didn't ask
retard
WHERE DID I ASK ANYTHING
in that screenshot
I pointed it out
you illiterate fucking subhuman
its me pointing out in a surprised manner
not asking
I fucking know our skin does that
I'm just surprised and POINTING OUT
THAT RED DEAD HAS THAT
ai
see red dead
look inside
red skin
if you think that's crazy, try riding a horse through the cold mountains
a male horse
I know about the horse testicles
not my first time playing the game
📚 tracksuit
Used variously to describe full-coverage running clothes (for cool weather), tennis and soccer warmup clothing, and any other kind of vaguely athletic-looking leisure suit. Usually a matched two-piece getup, [frequently] featuring stripes or designs of some kind. Status brands are Adidas, Fila, and Nike.
Worn by athletes, criminals, [juvenile delinquents], and [middle aged] people who have given up hope.
I wanted to buy that velor Fila tracksuit at Big Five, but I [decided] that I didn't [want to] look like a [drug dealer].
I don't understand
DAMN IT
Bread and circus
That hand disrupts the whole picture
Ah
in itself, nothing.
civilizationrotmaxxing 💪
I'd love for him to be a bicon but there's no way
what this guy talm bout some unicorns or something
he aint
silence straight
my little pony fans talking about what kind of jorse their oc is:
tracksuit: farmed by the mentally ill and ccp dma card enjoyers
Wake up
Get a coffee
Cant wait too long, i have to get at least 10 Killa kills today
Spawn on Interchange
SJ6 into my cock
Look left no spawn, look right , no spawn
I enter OLI , throw a nade
Hehe ubegayo ubegayo
Killa is here , i lock in
As i go around the corner , two SVT shots from across the room
Oh no
XiaoCheng naked with SVT killed him again
Thanks Nikita
it was me the whole time mb
its pavlo!!!!
nobody forcing u to play the badly designed game mate 
not a single soul or bug or fish
Silly creature

I didn't know we were susing out rus
how'd I miss this
also it's gotta be gtanil
p sure its madi
zero fucking chance it's madi
I can't be bothered using my actual alt account, why would I have another with a bunch of memes from BEFORE my time here
Ну и ебальник вымыть тебе не помешает 
э
Тише
beyond grim
@narrow lotus
iedy u got home
not even God's cum itself can wipe out that pan clean

Looked a bit crusty
What
shut up madi
fuckin cpu0
the punchline is that it's an edited message
@narrow lotus @river zealot come back home and go into the shower to be greeted by news that the hot water in the apartment building is off for a bit
My cock retreated into my foreskin like a Hamas terrorist into a tunnel
Ggs
thought you were supposed to do the !core0 thingy?
No, 2-4 weeks of no hot water IS unavoidable
You can but there's sort of multithreading now
times have changed my russian twink
But much like a Hamas fighter, my cock would hop out at the sight of Abigail Shapiro, a Jewish woman
As well as increased LuaJIT script memory
God bless, posting straight dogshit today
My apologies
Welcome..
Abigail Shapiro is hot though
Share your story brothers
We are here voluntarily
you have other brothers <@&1023724927532150855>
Please share estus so i can excape
Tee hee
I ended up with brainfart for similar sentence
how come u not
He's already home
Premium quality
This is where you post those sentences brotherman
This server truly is like life.
Unfair
I need substanance in form of uncient scriptures depicting holy warriors fighting off furry mutants
I saw one modder quit today btw
i think this one might be saved
who
YES BROTHTER
RECITE THE LITANY OF DEATH
Suffer not the furry to live
why is that the only gif from the flashgitz black templar series on tenor?
ah this moron
is tenor secretly controlled by big furry?
Tldr "i hate 1984"
yeah after a 3h fight with Grok in DMs over muting someone being toxic i figure
he is a Karen , nothing was lost
@pure fulcrum shoo get out
Are you disowned @drowsy solstice
Im being held here by forces beyond my own power
the fk happened
Deathwatch awaits
No I'm not
LEAVE THIS SERVER NOW!!
autistic bayboy in the chat man
@steel bone не твой сын?
Sorry couldnt hear u on behalf of brainfart that covers my mind
not your son?
-#
Translated from :flag_ru: Russian to :flag_gb: English
holy fuck why is it so crunchy
what did you do to poor !exile
@pure fulcrum kill yourself
p!exile
Dumbass
Weakling spare me your breath
what is this individual spouting on about??
!iedy3
write comprehensive sentences @pure fulcrum
oh thank god its good
the goonicide can't come soon enough
Comprehenshion is beyond me.
Im but only fair hearthed being
i speak what gods foretold
not what human substance asks me to
rats don't get to voice their opinion on whether or not to call the exterminator
they do when u have Chad Red Diamond Role
now silence peasant
4th grade philosophy class going well i see
Курение круто
Для доказательств - спросите брата Лягуху
Nah i make it on the spot
yeah i can tell, it's ass
bro u just said that i had philosophy class so u cannot tell
u ask me to write with sense but u avoid making sense urself
ima play game now 🐙
he never denied being a little kid guys is this grounds for killing him
stfu bro
ur not socrates
oh damn u back him up good
@coarse bear unironically how does koumiss taste?
you clean ur pussies togheder too>
koupiss
is this better that socrates
great work!! keep it up
wtf are u saying
youre leanring
Cats
un copil de zece ani nuş
do you now clean ur cats?
Last I drank it was about a decade ago, but it's slightly sour?
Not in an unpleasant way
@coarse bear can we get your input on this individual
Sour like kefir?
he talks like a little kid i dont think he should be here
Kids theese days cannot read so
He is an exile though
yeah im asking to exile him from the server as a whole

In 14 days? Jesus! What did you?
You came to my home
Annoy me, attack me
❓
what is this indian proverb bro
holy
@pale ingot am cumparat un dasta
o cutie cu mancare de la froo
gyrobox cu pui
bag pl pt 20 de lei e foarte bun
nici la restaurant nu manac asa


mai e si cald
Yep.
?????
My life i guess
dude can skom be more responsible and not send the child to brainfart
smh..
skom will probably mute me if i ping him to ban a guy again
we need someone who hasnt pinged him before to bite the bullet
Should've bought him a ticket to Poland
Yooooo
Turns out I can just click pfp and it'll show it in full size
If only Dickscord was this based
oh my god it's real
thank you
the tongue is cursed
please tell Skom that Brainfart isn't CECOT
he can't just send anybody here for no reason
I mean he deleted the thing
But basically there was some political talk
And i said in response to some guy that me and my friends often talk that our "Huligans" will make sure no minorities can live peacefully (in poland)
But honestly this is just the truth i mean there are places u just dont go because they are there and may be bored and break ur leg because you look funny at spaypaint logo they made on the wall
😩
he literally can tho

3 weeks ago gang of huligans broke someones antire row like 20m of fence bcs the other foorball club painted some mean words on it
the day of christmas xD
i mean 3 weeks ago it came to my knowledge
@coarse bear
Tell Skom to send Xalrider to CECOT
like, actual CECOT
the end of Tarkov can't come soon enough
you want me here more often?
well, if Iedy only needs you for Tarkov
you might be here less often
watching Alex get two weeks while you got nothing was pretty fucking sus
this was in the middle of me explaining to mods how a user on the server is defending a pedophile btw

which that guy got later banned for
@narrow lotus @river zealot @thick wadi @stone blade @coarse bear @stoic girder @grizzled meadow https://fixupx.com/xenobangs/status/2036486014613537086?s=46
holy shadow ban
"Even in the fog of war, a tank is still visible" ahh lineup

You'd get fat alongside her, lol


She'd send you to an early grave because of her ED
3 acounts worth right there
?
Viagra helps with that
eating disorder, smartass
Didn't know it even solved eating disorders 
Truly a miracle drug
Sorry bro, i took all the cute girls
#🤖🐛🦑helldivers is that way
🤫
🐟
Wtf was Logan and Alyssa
ok
Get those bitches on Ozempic 
@narrow lotus @river zealot why is this video recommended
i can just hit the
and know the answer
everyone
@narrow lotus @naive bison reminded me of artyom saying I put on her underwear and likde it
Omg it's this retard
Bro just saying shit

isaac be like 
Hi Ivan Hi Masterph33r Hi Xalrider Hi @cosmic gyro
whats good
I take chili
We all know why you know the answer
you eat like that
fatass

Hi Nota Hi Dry Hi ledy
Are those your cars?
no
he just posts cats
it's all he does but we love him for that
Oh hello there
what the
sup
clearly you don't know game
Hi El Banderasz
Going on 4 years now
and we hope u keep going strong
Yo 
I got a doggo
that is a dog
not a doggo
look at him man majestic holyy
what is his name
Mastiff?
das a nice dog
does he pass the slap on the back sturdiness test?
Finland gets mentioned more and more by famous people. I don't like it.
They are coming next
You will enjoy the american white woman vlogs and u will love it
oh my god hello there
hello gammacord i am finally done with work
Shoresy
Dislike extensions aren't accurate
They run on prediction algorithms and overestimate the values wildly
They are the least accurate on controversial videos, ie all the videos you would care about the dislike button on
BIG Sturdyboi
The orcs aren't actually evil but only misunderstood and the real evil is humans/elves
🐘
Maan shutup man
good
She's going to be a lesbian 
The topic of orc pussy will be explored
The thing she discovers is that the Goblins were sabotaging the Fellowship.
Woah hey hey
We all know it wouldn't discuss the goblins
Btw interesting stat I read
Apparently america over the like 70 years of existence of Israel
Only gave it twice the money it gave Ukraine in 4 years

Sturdy
Based
he would sound like a drum when you pat him hard
Hickock45 here
I miss Paul Harrell
I use revanced
idk why but this reminded me of retard sneako saying most fights, especially ones men die in, are over a girl
?? 
Imagine fighting for a hoe
xDDDDD

What was that @fallow trellis
Must've been the wind
Why not 2020?
The dude looked like my friend
chilli better in my situation
what did @fallow trellis post
Some asian guy
That's a weird situation
I would get it if it was ghost pepper
Looked like this
both are good
both destroy shots
20/20 dont
I could swear it didn't block shots before
Probably dementia
Can yall guess where this account is based from
braziu
Nope! India again.

Its gotta be bot farms atp its ungodly how many there are
Very likely
Less enforcement more cheaper
lmao I was going to guess India
Fortunately after blocking so many Indians I get to the good shit
Like squirrels vaping
Cheaper to just have a bunch Indians do it.
Pay the Indians to operate bot farms
Second one has potential ngl
Real
1st and 2nd
rest
send to dagestan 2-3 years
That's how my Dad was with my step mom 
She used to be fat as hell but he motivated her into a healthy lifestyle
is your mom hot
woman commits sexual harassment and indecent exposure on minor
He was asking for it 
I keep trying to buy fast food and they keep fucking up my order of healthy food with unhealthy ones
But I will never never ever cook for myself
> AI Companies go broke
︀︀> Suddenly Netanyahu stops posting new videos
Quoting Culture Crave 🍿 (@CultureCrave)
︀
OpenAI is shutting down its AI video platform Sora after it flopped
︀︀
︀︀Disney is now exiting their $1B deal with OpenAI
He uses IsraelGPT not sora
6 million token context window
man i love
opening the news
and then seeing that we got hit by a shaheed again
there was one yesterday
and now today again
also latvia and estonia got hit
Is there any confirmation from where it even originated from?
evidence suggests belarus
and US also demands Lithuania normalise relations with Lukashenko
not with that shit we wont
@jade surge upon correct guessing of your identity, will you agree?
rus bot is clearly an indian
zhmurki, does that ring a bell
the movie i guess
vladivostok whoring?
dw you wont be the one getting killed in the initial rocket strike, this honor goes to me and artyom

im tired of brother wars
huh
NOOOOOOOOOOOO MY BORDER IS NOW HERE NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Russians are no brothers of mine thats for fucking sure
reminded me of an ex-moderator
same shit as calling US and Iran brothers
i dont have a dog in that fight but its still senseless violence
beat the bolshevik
in any shape or form
not that they leave any options, if you get attacked you hit back or die
rate the 10 trillion polish guerrillas deck
new selfie
game?
I wish
i love the t-60
Steel Division 2
little 20mm shitter
RAHHHHH TYGRYS AND SZARE SZEREGI

but it has like 50 panzergrenadier squads
probably would be better off teaching first aid and how to get purified water in bush conditions
i've got that covered
and land nav
i've got 3 ifaks and a general first aid kit w/ a suture training kit
chicken jockey of eternal suffering
im just worried about a nuclear exchange, which apparently the WHO is preparing for
@high wing how do I get inside logistics? I got multiple keys that say checkpoint booth nw/ne but non of them match
That's quite old
i've never seen the original version
sneaky sex is amazing
did that in a movie theater once
then i saw how the cameras are set up
the fear i felt
With men I presume?






