#🎪bruh-fart
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yeah 100% speedrun you basically put things off until you can do a thing the most optimal way
like horseshoes you get with a jetpack
nah
you do tags in the middle of the tag mission lol
thats the individual cattegory I think
sweet is there for like an hour
waiting for u to finish using his infinite spray can lmaoo
lemme check
cause that mission has no abandonment condition
yeah they use nrg
and pick up ooysters here and there
so ye
idk what the fuck HAL was yapping about
genuinely false info
Bald CJ takes on the streets of Los Santos and beyond in this FULL 100% SPEEDRUN of Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas! The goal of this run is to complete everything that gives the player an in game percentage as fast as possible.
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RUN FROM 9 days ago
he STILL uses chopper
wrap it up hal
Actually, the speedrunners use the police bike method. So that they have the rewards you get from vigilanty early on in the game.
Instead of getting them, when the game is almost over 
ok well the 100% speedrun literally doesn't do that
san andreas is ez the armor from vigilante is pretty much pointless
it has NOTHING to do with rewards
just doing it the fastest
if bike was faster every 100% speedrun would use bike
but oh hey
they dont
genuinelly 1/10 ragebait by you
please try harder
Well, I didn't watch the speedruns for 2 years or so by now.
Back then, this was the strat

I guess chopper is the strat then
But I remember Hugo doing the police bike method over and over again, back when I watched him
It is years ago, I need to look it up later
He's the reason why I even know the police bike strat
I admit that it is not the fastest method
I confused it perhaps, because back then... Hugo did a lot of modded gta sa runs.
So the armor comes in handy, early on
I've no idea
This became WR in early july 2017
If you can't stand the keyboard noises or me talking/singing over it, a version with game audio only is available here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP2hvJATNyw
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run from 8 years ago
the first 100% i actually watched
still does chopper
bro @narrow lotus @stoic girder someone said hasan could cause a blackout in cuba by shocking his dog 
@thick wadi
Hassan "Zeus" Piker
i am so old that i used to play with the old model storm spirit which was so cursed
this is the current one
ai ajund ma acasa
de la 12 30
cum

a zis 3 pagini
cryon using 100% of brain
just following the criteria with as many loopholes as i could
@fossil swan @narrow lotus @naive bison
glad u understood
ABBBAAAAAAA
To this date, i still dunno the name of this template
thats not windows, that's firefox retard
You do know, that firefox is a program and the meme is about how Windows and Linux are handeling the closing of programs?
She looks so happy
gotta make sure to crack my wife on september 6th 2066 so the baby gets born on 6th of june 2067
(6/7/67)
What if the baby comes too early?
yeah youre not cracking anyone buddy
ivan gotta worry about him cumming too early
only mf im cracking is u if u dont stop being an asshole

u aint even gonna live that long
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODSA
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP

i hope not
Holy based
Xal immunity Vs Ivan immunity
Who wins?
You are retarded.
why
so mean
oh
yeah i am
my bad
just thought about it
i dont feel good after i drink an energy
drink
lots of brain fog
my bad

He drank two white monsters and let it create a third
yeah Lil bro that is NOT a monster
more like white stick
Black hawk down series was peak before China took over

joke is living to 2066
and cracking your wife at 60+
Cybernetic enhancements
I think you meant twig 
arasaka dick 3000
almost dropped the soap in the shower

Lowk thought it was a real vehicle in the beginning
youre lucky this time
i make a suicide joke in class, class uneasy
woman makes suicide joke in class, funny
idgi guys
@narrow lotus @river zealot we need to beat him to death with hammers
desperately
@narrow lotus i am greately disappointed in you.
p!8ball are you absolutely fucking retarded for telling me to hold an 18 against a Q only to turn it to turn into a 19?
:8ball: Not in your wildest dreams.
you right i would have lost either way
:8ball: Fuhgeddaboudit.
p!8ball is age of consent below 18
:8ball: The future is uncertain.
Welp
islam IS on the rise after all.
epstein has uploaded himself into all the clankers on the web
p!8ball should I kms?
:8ball: Fuhgeddaboudit.

p!8ball should I kms?
:8ball: I think so.

p!8ball will xal ever get a gf
:8ball: Maybe.
Sheesh
There is a chance 
P!8ball will i get a sick chest pump today
:8ball: Yes!
p!8ball should I continue to study for my tax law tomorrow
:8ball: Yes!
aw man
Osteoarthritis in the 40's 
sir, thats a dead lift
Better kys 
p!8ball should I get a burger for dinner
time for rdr2
Yuno Ball
:8ball: I hope not.
He had to think about it
p!8ball ok what about chicken biryani
:8ball: Ahaha! Really?!?
:8ball: Quite likely.
ok
time to doordash kfc
why tf do her eyes do that
slowly open when looking at the camera
yes
the people here literally deliver even when door dash wasnt a thing
with their little mopeds
some work for doordash for stability
some because they give you free shit
like a tshirt and a doordash bag
that's a level of thirdworldism i havent even heard of yet
we were already so advanced
thats insane
we had door dash before it was a thing
luring a cow away to kill it 
psychopath
its basically like employee freebies
Leave the cow alone man
Patriot
Moses
I NEED THE PELT MAN
its like when your company gives u a company laptop but you only watch porn on it
and then management says stop watchinng pornn on it
because they can monitor the laptop
rockstar made cows only spawn at farms
so you bring it to your brother who overrode the monitoring system
but like with the doordash outfit and bag you dont have to give it back when you quit
yeah but getting a job at doordash just for the backpack is fucking crazy wacky
whoever has that laptop now must have a bad time using it that shit is slow as fuck because of the amount of malware it has watching all that porn
its the thing they keep the food in
i dont know what its called
i know what it fucking is, retard
Listening to trench face OST and lifting is baller
its not really backpack now is it
you described it in a way that makes it sound like people sign up to work at doordash for the backpack and uniform, and never work again
just for the shit
retard
fuck you
i mean
they use the doordash to get work
back then they just find work wherever
now work comes to them
but there are drawbacks
like they cannt steal the shit anymore
fuck i was so busy sharing pakistani culture that i forgot to doordash kfc
drawbacks
can't steal anymore
I am way too white european for this
i got muted for saying the c word, can you believe that shit
pakistani culture is redacted to remain on the server
cowabunga?
americans can relate maybe...they have porch pirates
the russian malding about pakistan

eat shit c....
projecting because he cant experience the rich culture of pakistan
if pakistan so good why half of pakistan in UK
No more c word
to share the culture
no more ambassin
no more omaygot
no more ambatunutt
no more c word
yeah that's why UK citizens are against immigration 
just like the doordash driver, no longer need to seek culture, culture comes to you
its over
they are against immigration because they cannot eat the tikamasla with the tahini sauce
The slur for white people
but who the hell cared the c word is funny as hell
pallet is too sensitive for spices
It deeply traumatized me
The day the word retard gets automodded, the day brainfart dies
sorry pal, you're an alright c word
buddy the whole server does
yup, im avoiding that word too
Gon make a repost bruno style as a reminder of what we lost
cuz im almost sure you cant say it anymore
K one more lateral raises set and i am done for today
That would be the most retarded action, this server has ever taken
Thank you habibi
wasnt chicken tika masala invented in the uk?
You too
WMP ain't so good
I think VLC is better
idk thats the most south asian thinng i can think of rn
uh white people cant eat spice
or with spice
Clown?
What if a white person gives you the c word pass
Pulls up to house, takes photo of your food bag in car, drives off. 
only makes sense, cant use 2 of the most popular slurs, then you cant use any of em
still doesnt matter, u cant even post videos of black ppl saying it outside of rap songs here

yeah
Dogshit server
nothing new under the sun
That too
Ritz?
mf saying dogshit server
yeah and the sky is blue
Holy shit Tenor is so goy!
0! Zero results for "cr*cker"

oy vey
Tuc
lmao
Bro there is no way any white person actually gets offended at being called a succulent ritz product.
It suggests "cracker barrel"
I give you all the pass.
I do
It's degrading my people
Idk turn off your pc
@naive bison i have a proposition
why can't we just get along
i dont think its a dogshit server, its specifically made for GAMMA support which is free btw, and brainfart is the best freedom you can get wihtout n word spam and high chances of gore or other terrible stuff
No, I will enforce ToS and the rules of this server. I will have my way
very caucasian of you
overtly caucasian

last time a whiteman got his way in india 3 pieces of it broke off into different countries that now hate india
Fine but im taking lady gaga, britney spears and kesha with me. Any posts containing them must pass the BoC Review.
the lifespan of that cigarette is amazingly long'
The board of caucasianz.
me when I can't use slurs (literally 1984)
Based ngl
Let's try China next
they took the most valuable thing ever from us
saying slurs
its harder there, it only ended up with 2 other countries and one province of china that i cannot say the name because I have a chinese android phone (it will explode)
me without saying the c word
Tried to bang a Japanese girl once
She looked at my uncut weaner and said "so goy"
Wtf? Jews got Japan :/
eat shit c word HIYYAAAA
Lord have mercy
copium
Tried to bang a Japanese girl once
I'm willing to exchange a C word pass, for an N word pass
probably a happa
for real
those people dont even want to be near other people who dont look like them
Even mexico has invaded japanese culture. Every time we tried to eat dinner, she screamed "Eat takis mas" like some programmed robot
Brother that was a joke
which is confusinng because they hate koreans, taiwanese, and chinese which look exactly like them
An anecdote
japenis
In a 3/5 approval ratio.

Smooth motion in rdr2 works perfectly fine
so far at least , haven't noticed any terrible arteficting

considering I have every setting imaginable cranked to ultra and I get about 70/90 frames it's not that bad
@arctic pawn this is the best ice cream, hands down
@inland jackal
wrong
These are goated
unironically
tried this before, i can attest they taste great
idk fam no matter how good it is
Theyre delicious
I will never be able to stand the terrible blurry nature of dlss
Maybe I should try a golden gaetime as well, if I ever get the chance
granted without at least some form of MSAA or TAA
the edges look too bad
but dlss just looks bad with all that blurryness even on quality with high sharpness
DLSS 5 Off
so without any form of msaa or taa or w/e and no dlss
theres too much sharp edge shimmering in the trees
and sadly TAA looks good until u move
Visual novel games become mainstream 
I'll just use 2x msaa
looks great without too much frame loss
granted I can't expect high frames on rdr2 when I have every setting including the advanced ones on ultra
;D
Horseman challenge 10 completed 
Would
The DRIP
🔥
sockmogged
????????
xalrider likes getting his hole filled
WOAAAAAAAAH
disavow
sounds like grounds for a soy lawsuit and the company cucking out
the 🔒 award 
What a champ
I already posted my shocked dog gif
Unfortunate
Looks like you have to repost it
I'm scared now
Morning boys 
I don't own a Samsung (thankfully) 
well well look at the city slicker pulling up with his fancy phone
Is Sony fancy?
well pardon us mr fancy sony phone
simply don't own a phone (getting one next week)
Which one do you get?
Motorola?
Hopefully it's a Google Pixel
Based unc
I CANT COOL NOSE BRO
p!repost
its golden though
But at least give it an hour bro 

Its one of you i just cant prove it

"is there anything in the bible that states he cannot do this"
2 Corinthians 4:16-18 - "You cannot send videos of black gey men having intercourse to your friends"
2 Corinthians 4:21-23 - "it's actually fine if the men in the video are wearing socks, i do it with ma boys all the time"
Freaky ahh book
that would be @naive bison @narrow lotus
only people who would kidnap a woman like that
you can tell it was iedy because he seems disappointed by it
The amount of shit I went through for a corrupt nanoforge is insane
Sometimes you get lucky and sometimes you dont
Generally I start off with an apogee and go exploring for a few cycles noting which corners have which
I try to avoid domain probes
I was attacked by numerous Mossad agents sent by Netenyahu for infringing on their copyright (Tri-Tach)
interesting last name
he looks like the guy that gets his head blown off in men in black
and it grows back after
He reminded me of Destiny
Don't know why...
I LOVE TRI TACH
I LOVE NOT LEARNING FROM OUR MISTAKES
GLORY TO TRI TACH
It's the nose! 
dont slander Jack Jeebs like that
Fr
You brought him into this!
Sometimes I disable the hegemony, sometimes I glass all their planets
I haven’t played in a hot minute
Disabling factions is from a 4x mod
I kinda stagnated because I got too scared to go into the void
I ran into them the first time I went in
Shit like deep ocean and dark voids scare the absolute shit out of me
I haven’t been able to progress in abiotic factor because there’s a section where I need to go diving
The onslaught mk 1 is really cool tho
The concept of removable armor panels on a big ass battleship is really cool
And that shit just scares the fuck out of me, my friend has been busy so I haven’t had anyone to help me not freak out over it
I stopped playing elite dangerous for the same exact reason, big voids scary
Damn
I stopped playing dangerous cause I spent 5 hours warping into a corner of the galaxy
And don't feel like going back
Real
The moment I dipped was when I accidentally bumped into a black hole while doing a long ass cargo run
Idek if it was a black hole, there was just a big blotch of no stars
Oh... Does the endless void scare you?
Play look outside, great cosmic horror game
Oh my god you’re so right
Elite Dangerous?
fk yeah
Space game, grindy as hell and not actually fun
It's the cow killer
nah its good
just have a skill issue
Probably, my experience was mainly cargo runs
needed to get that gold its been pissing me off for a long time
Was gold in all missions necessary for 100% completion in rdr2?
first time i did the mission no gold second time also no gold because red dead has this amazing bug with some if not every mission you replay where if u skip cutscenes TOO fast the gold just gets voided

for 100% no
for the achievement yes.
u need 70 gold medals
Pain
theres more than 70 missions
so it's managable
some golds are stupid easy
such as the key to her heart
intersting nose
good riddence
Pufferfishes?
those are cuttlefish
Oh, ok 
rdr2 really made golds a pain in the ass
u need to do every checkmark everytime to get the gold
unlike in gta5
where i can even do the mission checkmark by cehckmark and eventually get gold
biggest pimp of our time
if they followed protocol they wouldnt have died
YEEEHAW HANG THE BITCH
@narrow lotus @coarse bear
boy why so wobbly
What obscure console should I add to my collection next
Thinking turbografx 16 or a colecovision
Yoink.
https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/1s1b0zv/ring_ai_identified_me_as_a_dark_animal/ @naive bison
iedy do not the cat
I CAN SEE HER SHOULDERS
BURN THE WITCH
Arthur just standing in front of a note and looking at it through binoculars
also true
Rdr2 is so peak I just wish RDO was better
Got to a point where I bought a mod menu and just super jumped across the map dropping legendary animal carcasses for people cause I was so bored
At least RDO is a good fashion sim
i saw, i smiled
i wonder what's the gender breakdown in the industry that supplies power to her concert
GOTTA BE 50/50
why is the cat shaped like handsome squidward
pearl harbor is canon in the cars universe
making a maaad pizza rn
i didnt bring destiny into anything
i took artyoms advice and i decided to make my own instead of buying the frozen shit
i would bring him into a prison cell
gemini ai got jokes
that clanker is sentient? lobotomize it.
@narrow lotus @river zealot for a second i thought landmark was wearing red nail polish

transmark is crazy
@solar breach
transmark before theynegotiate
New Orleans before it was shit
I've been many times to NO and wish it was as pretty as its portrayed in rd
Running on ultra in the clip for the record
apart from a fiew minor settings that are off or high such as water physics which dont need to be on ultra or tree tesselation

nvm i recorded itin 720p
killing myself
not just the power, the entire event itself. but maybe strong hardworking women assembled everything by themselves
He called you a fool and you didnt blow his brains out?
You made the comparison to Jack Jeebs, while I just said that Radvinsky reminded me of Destiny
Both people shouldn't be compared to good ol' Jeebs
arthur ain't about that life
I have high honor
Yo why did you got exiled?
mod abuse
be a retard
be put in retard prison
Honestly
I just asked if Offtopic was less racist and skom brainfarted me
Probably because I said it was lame that they are less racist but stil
all white people there
Offtopic is just a bunch of Americans and western Eurpeans
Mods demand uniformity
I mean... The top quality mods dwell in Brainfart... The lesser ones... Well, you just got to expierence why they are the lesser ones
Skom is Obese
one does not speak ill of mods
Skom dosent come here cause he knows he'll be consumed by the mass of tards
Iedy and Oflin are my goats
they gotta mod abuse so people know theyre still contributing
Iedy power trips sometimes
What a qoute
Falco, iedy and blood are quite based
Skom and Oflin have nothing on me
Falco and dry are chill
sometimes?
until they decide to do their jobs
which is never
One guy was brainfarted for two years
they dont get paid anyways
Imma beat that record
still counting
An improvement to life on this server tbh
Lmao
Real
Im a proud pakistani tho
That's how your channel list should look like
the ever living case of nexusmods logging you off needs to be fucking studied man
It dosent happen often for me but it happens enough to piss me off
nexus, like the place where i download skyrim porn mods?
Still better than signing into windows nowadays
the exact one
Nexus dosent have SoS
it has TNG
actually it did
before lovers lab was a thing
the first version of slongs of skyrim was in nexus
True true
tnd?
NOT THAT ONE ARTYOM
me as fuck but ladyfeet
he looked at your profile picture and did that because he is antisemitic
WOOOAAAHH TND?? What does that stand for?

idk im just putting letters together like chap
Total Offtopic Death
whats tnd?
isnt skom american
they love israel
why else would they keep sending them money
LMAO
we should revive al delight brigades and make another assault on offtopic with gmod edits and get muted for it
Product*
They don't make food
Wait what 
me, syno and some other guy were muted for making al delight edits
i dont like being in offtopic they have retarded topic sthere
they should call ot retarded topic
me as fuck but ladyfeet
that's haram
Loathsome piss bottle
convert to christianity bro its over
nah im good
no we dont want him
i wanna be hirable for all courts in pakistan
if xal is christian then im fucking christian bale
majority of muslims i know convert to neo-paganism for some reason
are they white people
chechen
what the fuck is neo paganism
so no
Modern paganism, also known as neopaganism and contemporary paganism, is a range of new religious movements variously influenced by the indigenous beliefs of pre-modern peoples across Europe, North Africa, and the Near East. Despite some common similarities, contemporary pagan movements are diverse, sharing no single set of beliefs, practices, o...
caucasus
AKA larp larp larp sahur
gei larp astrology shit for incels
oh so white people
@coarse bear @river zealot
the guys who bombed russian schools in 1990s
white people are often to revert back to paganism idk its on their genetics
those chechens
The most pagan thing you can do is convert to Christianity

i know some guys who converted to Baltic paganism, which is actually quite well preserved cause Lithuania only became christian in 15th century lol
where the fuck is Baltic
ts is literally the witches of reddit bro
Baltimore?
a third of our national holidays are pagan in nature
same with cultural quirks
On the Baltic sea, dummy
so they live near the ocean
is pogroms also a cultural quirk
no thats just violence
i mean its weird how you killed like the most out of every country
Gotta show them who's the boss as to not get fucked over in later deals
271 thousand you say? Bitch those are rookie numbers
we matched half of that with 1/20th of the landmass
Fuck he doin(fuck off I cant retard in stalker chat)
Shoot first ask questions later
Netflix 
What can I say? Tenor at it's best
Rostok runs like a kid in a wheelchair(2080Ti Ryzen 5 5600, my 9060XT died cause I retarded on a PSU)
Blame skom
not my problem
@narrow lotus gatitul e cel mai util lucru
Jefferovskiy epstalker
Gibberish
am facut pizza da ii place si lu tata
PIZZA
Try to ask for gamma help in brainfart
lu tata nu prea ii place pizza
I have the cross and nails ready for crucifixion
Mă mănâncă testiculele.
porcusorule
I always got that shit on hand
Calling the cops on homeless people and whatnot
calmeaza-te hitler
shalom shabat
Imma get nuked for that
Shit
How fucked is that I know what that means?
porcusorule
do u know this one
You post ragebait and misinformation it’s not that bad
its fun trick to say to xal
A true brainfart retard
When was the last time I posted misinformation?
It was something anti-semetic in Hebrew
Probably less than 24 hours ago I’ve been enjoying irl shit too much to be here
Now I’m just waiting until my lady gets out the shower
Hes getting head
Now who's posting misinformation?
You are gey.
Wanna see my hickeys
Is it that impossible to have a girlfriend/wife here? Y'all just some lonely mother fuckers
is this 8th grade

It might be.
She’s a wattpad reader
Grok, what iz FIF?
@solar breach this shit looks INSANE with dlaa
I just stopped caring
German culture, eh?
Still one of the best looking games ever made and its what 10 years old now
I have a girlfriend and have had for the last 2 years, somehow
I don't wanna talk about it

What gam

RDR2
I got $50 for steam sale
Do I buy train sim world 6 special edition or kingdom hearts collection
CS boxes.
Train sim
i installed the small dlss tweaks mod which forcesthe game to run dlaa
I don’t even have counter strike
Lass es laufen?
highfleet
Ja.
Stabil
Gog-games-ed it
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some saya no uta shit

Imma ping skom and call him a goy
Imma say some retarded shit every time I want to do something
do it
No balls


that's crazy bruv
What happens if someone gets both brainfart exile and exiled from brainfart
Or wtv that role is
Don't worry... once I'm back at my PC I'll free you
its ok , i did it
Good
Just dont leak braintard to other channels, das the one rule
And god forbid if i post something related to russo-ukranian war and i got muted for 1 month

Wooosh
@narrow lotus @river zealot on a video of joe rogan talking about him thinking that netanyahu might be dead
??????????
156 likes
is anyone else coming
@narrow lotus @fossil swan @thick wadi
@narrow lotus comin?

ever heard of a dutch rudder?
bro its always mainstream otuputs which have genuine schizos in comments

what kinda pyke mechanic is that bro

🐘
🐘
i go shower first
and ill join yall
@minor cypress @stoic girder
xalrider really overhere being the biggest virgin of today
ah fuck it shat itself
he must repel women by nothing but a mere thought

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hm
this is @naive bison 's horse
memeg mustve given u the gluck gluck 3000 for u to feel this generous
the shit he used to ward off mongol invasions
♻️
get on your horse
Glory to Russia!
dont engage chap
YAY
let him goooo
tf is this command
@narrow lotus
@stoic girder Mikka get in here bro
@high wing lvl 18 first Zinger
Let's goooooooo
@river zealot yo i found you a great quarter zip

im glad i found it when i was super early level
i had a feeling i would need it
Now I need to figure out how to unlock second slot
мишааа))))
wtf is this flag
israel
Irony of current power being inhuman like Stalin
no I mean
very fucking appropriate
just russian history 
its a legit flag which was proposed to be used in 1920s
the author got executed for nationalism
Putin has to defend Stalin's image had to defend Ivan the Terrible's image
Maybe if Ivan would just stop being so terrible maybe they'd stop calling him Ivan the terrible
duh
I know 
actually I didnt know the author got executed
the only consistent thing in a russian's beliefs is loyalty to authoritarianism
self styled democracy, bolshevism, monarchy, it doesn't matter
I just learned that Dutch tells arthur if u take cover in the wrong spot during outlaws from the west
wtf




