#🎪bruh-fart

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pseudo robin
upper shore
pseudo robin
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you arent wrong

upper shore
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my and my cloaks on our way to unveil cockrider's secret bear oc

spring quail
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why tell the bot to kill itself

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ping the degenerate

upper shore
little mirage
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Cocomelon liveleak

naive bison
solar breach
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My bet is xal dies of cardiac arrest OR falling down the stairs

upper shore
spring quail
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@lavish drift we've got a tax dodger

lavish drift
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huh?

little mirage
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"I sentence you to youtube drone video"

verbal needle
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I saw them earlier

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Horse believers rejoice

coarse bear
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Finally
I can bet on horses on sale

verbal needle
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All you horse deniers think about what it means to you

naive bison
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minecraft? cheats ON
one singular sound of a raindrop?
toggle rain OFF

solar breach
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Why

naive bison
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too annoying

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serves 0 value

solar breach
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Oh im sorry are you overstimulated by the rain

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I'll go get your fidget toys

naive bison
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ok

prisma venture
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Oh yeah i know that guy

prisma venture
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Might help your fucked brain

drifting mantle
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Rain in Minecraft is awesome, only annoying part is a thunder storm because enemy mobs spawm

prisma venture
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Rain is peak

spring quail
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literally me

drifting mantle
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Also @pseudo robin good to have you back man thumbsUp2x

pseudo robin
drifting mantle
drifting mantle
dusk meadow
spring quail
verbal needle
prisma venture
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Even my City can look good i guess @pseudo robin @drifting mantle

spring quail
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slip n slide city

prisma venture
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Whats that

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Like mid?

spring quail
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no bleak is terrible

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bad

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awful

prisma venture
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Ahh

spring quail
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snow can be pretty much slushpiles on a road clearly covered in ice

prisma venture
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Sounds about right

spring quail
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ueheuhughugh

prisma venture
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Well

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Its commie city what do u want

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Cool

spring quail
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when it snows anyway

prisma venture
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Yeah

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Give me 6 min

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Ill show commie blocks

spring quail
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dead winter here without snow looks like unmodded shadow of chernobyl

prisma venture
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Kxs

spring quail
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just, bleak, unpleasant

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except i have to pay taxes and go to work instead of cheeki breeki

prisma venture
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Even

spring quail
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this is a mf winter wonderland

prisma venture
spring quail
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shirakawa-go so pretty

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i wanna goPepeHappy

dreamy flaxBOT
spring quail
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bleak

pseudo robin
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Its nice here today

spring quail
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it was shit today

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70f, work decided to run the fucking heater all day despite me and a few others asking them not to

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goddamn every day issue pussy ass managers in their office get cold and don't wanna wear a jacket

verbal needle
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I remember when girl scout cookies were like $5, now they're 30 fucking dollars for a box that only comes with 15 cookies

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And those girls aren't even getting the money, it's all going into their scout masters pocket

deft crescent
verbal needle
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This might get muted but it's funny nonetheless

spring quail
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mental retard

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vampire

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vampire

verbal needle
spring quail
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yeah someone posted that video the other day where hes was like on a talk show listing off words like that but each word was associated with a soda brand

prisma venture
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@spring quail @dusk sentinel

spring quail
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only premium cigarettes are smoked under this building

prisma venture
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Lmao

pseudo robin
prisma venture
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Lovley init

verbal needle
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Only the premium soviet era infrastructure

spring quail
prisma venture
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Im talkin shit in school toilets rn

spring quail
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something about a bunch of massive buildings as living areas and large courtyard/park type areas

pseudo robin
pseudo robin
prisma venture
pseudo robin
prisma venture
verbal needle
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So do you live green and pink or the yellow and orange

prisma venture
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Oh shit

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Its class like 5 mins already

spring quail
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like this is peak its just missing some of those cool asian vending machines

prisma venture
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Oh well gatta take crap

prisma venture
verbal needle
spring quail
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like these

prisma venture
verbal needle
verbal needle
spring quail
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they have lil ID scanners

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its very normal to drink in public in japan

verbal needle
spring quail
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oh lol

prisma venture
verbal needle
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While I was in Poland, it was socially acceptable to drink with them and I'll tell you, it was wild

prisma venture
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Long ahh hallway

spring quail
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why

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how else am i gonna pretend to be shadow the hedgehog

verbal needle
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Any man who can roller blade/skate I firmly believe works at those male revue

spring quail
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could be us

prisma venture
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Fuck i gat test

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Brb

pseudo robin
prisma venture
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Fr

verbal needle
spring quail
spring quail
spring quail
little mirage
spring quail
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WAIT

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@verbal needle

verbal needle
little mirage
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Looks like you are wrong

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And I dont even play serious sam

verbal needle
prisma venture
verbal needle
prisma venture
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U have to use math for how big is tolerance on shaft

verbal needle
spring quail
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my shaft has serious tolerance

verbal needle
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I can't roller skate because I'm not gae and the one time I tried I ran over my thumb trying to stop

spring quail
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i couldnt skateboard when i was a kid but now i can

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except im old and brittle and run the risk of fucking my body up forever

verbal needle
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The roller rink near me has these old people pvc pipe walkers with wheels on them and I scared the hoes because I used it

spring quail
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the last time i went to one of those i was in 7th grade and i felt straight on my ass and my head hit the ground

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this girl in my group came up and asked if i wanted to hold her hand

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i activated virginity shield 9000

verbal needle
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It was 2006

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I roller skated in 2006

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That was my last attempt

spring quail
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i feel like i could hack roller blades but not the 4 wheelers

verbal needle
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I don't have the ankles

spring quail
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i have serious ankles

verbal needle
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I'd roll my shit so bad

spring quail
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i gotta put these amazon leg muscles to use somehow

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i dont just be walking 30k steps a day for nothing

verbal needle
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And I'm 31 so it won't heal, I'll just have permanently damages shits

spring quail
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ill be 27 this year

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i can't do all-nighters anymore

verbal needle
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I fell asleep in my chair and I woke up because my headphones beeped at me and died

quartz ridge
spring quail
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i fall asleep at my "desk" all the time

quartz ridge
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i never have

spring quail
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i would fall asleep playing warframe pretty consistently for like a month

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well remember my desk is in my bed

quartz ridge
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i always sleep snug as a bug in a rug in my bed

spring quail
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let me pull up the spacezoro special

verbal needle
dusk meadow
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jesus fuck

quartz ridge
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that and i was watching anime

verbal needle
naive bison
verbal needle
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My ass was like Jeremy here

quartz ridge
naive bison
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how so

quartz ridge
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why would watching anime be haram

naive bison
spring quail
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I can’t find the spacezoro diagram but bed desk v48473

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Maximum shrimp posture

naive bison
little mirage
naive bison
spring quail
little mirage
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Serious sam POGGIES1

quartz ridge
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or smth like that

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tbf hes like 5'2 120 pounds so like idk

verbal needle
quartz ridge
spring quail
naive bison
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@narrow lotus @river zealot mom made cinnamon buns
guys its never too early to kill yourselves

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you both should do it now

verbal needle
naive bison
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because you won't have cinnamon buns

quartz ridge
spring quail
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when did jews get the sharingan

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wait

naive bison
spring quail
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in naruto the uchiha clan all got exterminated

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hmmm

verbal needle
quartz ridge
naive bison
spring quail
naive bison
spring quail
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you come in here with these gotchas like WE DONT KNOW YOU

quartz ridge
verbal needle
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Why are we starting arguements

quartz ridge
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hush shabbos goy

quartz ridge
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go back to your ruskie housing

quartz ridge
naive bison
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i mean unlucky, you were the one spreading direct terrorist propaganda, not me

spring quail
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send him to norilsk

naive bison
spring quail
verbal needle
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Send xal to Ognenny Ostrov

spring quail
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walk the plank

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its just fucking nova prospektomegakekw

little mirage
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Aint Half Life 2 specifically in eastern europe?

spring quail
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yes

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the walls of this prison are very similar to nova prospekt

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unseasoned boiled chicken, id rather kill myself

verbal needle
spring quail
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nah take that shit back give me a makarov and a bullet

verbal needle
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The boiled cracked barley probably is worse

spring quail
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i went to an asian joint the other night for fried rice

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chicken fried rice

naive bison
spring quail
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the chicken was boiled unseasoned

naive bison
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criminals actually serving out their sentence?

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:((((((((((

spring quail
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fucking actual waste of money

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problem is its ran by asian people

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but the other asian joint ran by hispanics has actually good food

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??????????????????

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we have that funny minsec prison where you can just build a boat and leave at any time

verbal needle
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There's no exiling a thinking creature

naive bison
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@stone blade

verbal needle
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Here we go into the debate on what is a crime punishable by death

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Because I firmly believe you should start losing fingers for thievery

little mirage
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Whatever I think is wrong

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Simple

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Be more realistic. More like mark you as unsafe to use internet

spring quail
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this is why you buy the guns and begin mountainbanditmaxxing now

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its also an effective deterrent

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do crime? die

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no exceptions for felony cases

verbal needle
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I have 18 people in the ground for stealing from me, I gave them a chance to give it back and they rush me with knives or a gun, I have 1 for home intruding

little mirage
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Death penalty makes people less likely to consider the crime

spring quail
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36 buried 0 found ass statement

prisma venture
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Im bck

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Shit was

spring quail
prisma venture
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Peak

prisma venture
spring quail
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seriously cool

prisma venture
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B+

verbal needle
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#7 was me trying to get gas and crackhead joe saunter up with an unloaded .38 and tried to intimidate me with it

prisma venture
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Ty

prisma venture
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This is the paper

clear vapor
drifting mantle
spring quail
clear vapor
prisma venture
quartz ridge
verbal needle
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I would have them branded with a phat T mark on their forehead

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But again,
No cruel or unusual punishment is a thing here so they get away with it 80% of the time

paper schooner
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wtf I didn't think serious sam could be more based

prisma venture
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Go to work gypsy cunt

spring quail
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can you run both

prisma venture
spring quail
prisma venture
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Something small uk

spring quail
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im gonna run both anyway

prisma venture
spring quail
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im seriously lazy

verbal needle
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I have a reason to hate thieves, they've gotten me banned from nearly all the gas stations in my town, I shoot 2-3 people for trying to kill me over 5 quarters and suddenly I'm a nuisance

prisma venture
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Its no secret

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Yall know that about me

spring quail
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yeah but its 3 am and im seriously good at talking out of my ass

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mans been typing for 2 minutes

prisma venture
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Fr

prisma venture
drifting mantle
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my co worker and I argue about online safety for kids
I say, it's the parents responsibility to protect and control what their child is doing on the Internet
I say parents are stupid if they don't know how to control that (one google search away lmao)
Co worker asks me, if I think her dad is stupid for not knowing how to control the internet usage of her little brother
I say yes
😡

little mirage
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"Am I a bad parent because I dont care for their safety"

drifting mantle
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It's not that he doesn't care, he's just unable to use the many tools that are available

little mirage
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Basically the biggest issue today

drifting mantle
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He would rather see the gov censor the Internet

little mirage
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They didnt have unrestricted access to the internet

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They got on during covid

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Is this true hal?

drifting mantle
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I know! It's so funny
She doesn't wanna talk to me anymore, because she's so mad for answering her question honestly KekSkew

drifting mantle
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I just told you guys, because maybe I was wrong

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Anyways, back to work

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See you all in a bit

quartz ridge
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i hate how retarded 99% of parents are

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im not gonna be like them where theyre like "im gonna have my kid do no tech!!" then stick an ipad in their face

drifting mantle
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Oh and I almost forgot
@prisma venture I'm getting promoted today as well thumbsUp2x

quartz ridge
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ill have my kid know how to use tech but im gonna monitor the shit out of it

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that and limit the time

spring quail
little mirage
verbal needle
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No hate Hal just a jest

upper shore
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people should be like neutered like dogs

spring quail
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male or female

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we dont need sex criminal genes

quartz ridge
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sometimes it will let rapists get away with it

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sometimes it will make innocents suffer

spring quail
verbal needle
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I wish all subhuman scum with sex crimes as very happy stint in the Bull of Phalaris

quartz ridge
spring quail
quartz ridge
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Americans dont trust each other when walking by each other on the street and most are so poor they will try to sue every penny from you

verbal needle
quartz ridge
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literally never met a generation thats so focused on "ME ME ME ME" instead of "my family deserves to be happy!! and so do my children and their children after them!!"

spring quail
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if the Titanic disaster was actually insurance fraud this was inevitable

spring quail
quartz ridge
spring quail
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goddamn zombies

verbal needle
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I have to show him the deed

spring quail
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sounds like something my mom would do

verbal needle
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I love my grandma, but my grandad can fuck right off and she hates him too

quartz ridge
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well werent

verbal needle
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Yes dawg, I have to have these arguments with him DAILY

spring quail
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yeah the only family allowed on my property would be my brother

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i mean my grandma too but shes old an happy where shes at

primal kayak
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Good morning fellas peeposmile

spring quail
verbal needle
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I do anything on the land and he throws a bitch fit

verbal needle
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Like 68

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Or 70 or so I don't remember

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He's old

primal kayak
verbal needle
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My grandma is 9 years older than him I know that

little mirage
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And why americas mobilization on iran is morally justified

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Tbf this looks like shit

spring quail
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society if we didnt let corpos force gray ass minimalism

verbal needle
little mirage
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A world without 911

spring quail
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bring back this feeling

little mirage
verbal needle
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I'd hate to kick them off the property because they're family and old, he blew through his mom's life insurance in like a couple months, 400,000 dollars

spring quail
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HOW

verbal needle
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Casino

spring quail
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they have been sold that everything they own will just disintegrate after they die so they want to make the most of it

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by setting it on fire

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while still alive

quartz ridge
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gambling is the most vile thing ive seen that takes advantage of old people

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it breaks my heart to see them basically punching the screen at casinos

verbal needle
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I convinced him to give me all his guns

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My grandma was on my side during that, she kept assuring him

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Again, love my gma

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She feeds me

spring quail
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should have driving re-certs every 5 years regardless of age or status

verbal needle
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I'd say past a certain age and make that age like 60 when you can recieve your Social security check

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Once you can get SS, you must redo driving test every 5 years

spring quail
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I FUCKIN LOVE COLLARD GREENS AND CORN BREADletsgooo

little mirage
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Doxxed in brainfart?! POGGIES1

verbal needle
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My grandma cut the sleeves off her "fuck everyone" shirt

quartz ridge
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you guys are wayyyyyy too casual posting your family

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i dont have anything that links to my real identity on this acc other than the city im in which is huge

spring quail
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mossadfart

livid flume
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Hey there, if i right click on my weapon (AK or UMP) to maintain it, a small blank window appears and i cannot choose anything. However, if i place any other weapon from a stash to the inventory, the options are there...

spring quail
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fine

spring quail
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this is retard containment

spring quail
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where did this go

verbal needle
verbal needle
spring quail
livid flume
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Hm, i am new to discord. Anyway, i have no text field in stalker chat to post something

spring quail
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same

little mirage
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Tradition in our little north sentinel island

livid flume
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Thx, but how to unlock the stalker chat?

spring quail
verbal needle
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-new to discord

-checks

-made in 2019

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Whos paying for an account

coarse bear
spring quail
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buying a discord account

little mirage
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Mod

spring quail
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ultimate low

livid flume
little mirage
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People buy LoL accounts

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Not unnatural

spring quail
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yeah i get buying game accounts

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but a fucking dicksword account?

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bruh

little mirage
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Nah but for some of my friends they just buy and forget then buy again

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Burner after burner

spring quail
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i got the google chrome ufo skin on airmech on my steam

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$5000 pls

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god why did airmech have to die

quaint ore
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Airmech was cool af

verbal needle
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Hmm, another scantily dressed streamer girl is asking for a friend request on steam

spring quail
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accept and send her* a zip bomb

verbal needle
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Let's see their playtime

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What do you know Counter Strike

spring quail
verbal needle
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And global elite achievement wowwee

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Blocked

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Fuck you bitch

quaint ore
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Global elite might have been impressive back in 2016

spring quail
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i dont fuck with any counter strike players unless its counter strike : source

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and they play only on cs_crackhouseR24 24/7

verbal needle
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It's CS2 only achievement

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All these Mujahideen mfs trying to scam me by pretending to be women I'm into

sacred mountain
# spring quail

I wonder if the filmmaker making that film thinks mujahideen is brave now speedsmirk

quaint ore
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Also mujahideen was way more than taliban back when they were aroumd

sacred mountain
verbal needle
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It's just someone from the Muslim religion who partakes in jihad

quaint ore
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Thats called a jihadi

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Mujahideen translated to 'freedom fighter'

naive bison
quaint ore
spring quail
quaint ore
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Ok p much the same but ypu get the point

coarse bear
sacred mountain
verbal needle
silent pawn
sacred mountain
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Idk if it is one on one translation in english tho

naive bison
quaint ore
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And esp. Shia

sacred mountain
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Explain that to wahabis speedsmirk

verbal needle
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Honestly I respect anyone willing to put their life on the line in defence of their homeland

prisma quartz
quaint ore
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Wahhabism is such a schizo denomination

spring quail
verbal needle
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What I dont respect if forces that use women and children as bait or fodder

quaint ore
quaint ore
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I recall there being like a cycle of accusations that could start

prisma quartz
verbal needle
sacred mountain
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Unless you have seen them doing blatant infidelity, you cannot accuse one

ruby minnow
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black noir did that

prisma quartz
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yummers

spring quail
ruby minnow
naive bison
spring quail
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gyuck

ruby minnow
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in the comic black noir is homelanders clone

verbal needle
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The narcoleptic cunt?

narrow lotus
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yea

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well no

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the narcoleptic cunt is just a random dude in the show that took black noirs place

ruby minnow
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black noir does some evil stuff

spring quail
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the look bro gives you when the teacher is mad

ruby minnow
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and homelander is retarded so he says "i did all this? damn i must be evil" and decides to takeover the american government

narrow lotus
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yeah

quaint ore
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I kinda stopped watching the boys cause they couldnt shut the fuck up about trump and republicans

spring quail
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the 4chan thing in season 2 was kinda forced

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i still like the show

ruby minnow
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the comic is way more stupider then the show

prisma quartz
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My problem with it is that so many problems are solved with "i have incriminating footage/data!!!"

spring quail
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i heard

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i dont like that i need to watch gen v now to understand who tf the people at the end of season 4 were

quaint ore
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I need to see if berserk has a new chapter released

naive bison
spring quail
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did miura actually lay out the fucking story and ending or are they just winging it

quaint ore
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Last chapter came out in september 2025 death

quaint ore
naive bison
ruby minnow
spring quail
naive bison
spring quail
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even araki plans the ending of a jojo part before he writes it

naive bison
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who wrote the comic?

narrow lotus
ruby minnow
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he wasn't evil in the first place

quaint ore
ruby minnow
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but he sees the photos of the deeds black noir does

naive bison
ruby minnow
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and he just decides he's evil now

quaint ore
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So id say its fairly certain they are going as planned

ruby minnow
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and rapes people

spring quail
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10 years on a boat vs 1 xbox 360 idolm@ster game

ruby minnow
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the author of the comic

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absolutely hates superheroes

quaint ore
ruby minnow
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so in the comic every superhero is either a pedophile rapist a rapist or a nazi

spring quail
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berserk was cool 10 years ago when i was in high school

verbal needle
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Like how peacemakers dad is a nazi lmao

narrow lotus
quaint ore
narrow lotus
spring quail
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i just want to fuck firecracker man

naive bison
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@fossil swan what the fuck? found randomly in a chest

narrow lotus
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lesbian irl

spring quail
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blow up hollywood

quaint ore
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Fuck you
unlesbians your lesbian

fossil swan
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its medicocre

naive bison
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if you ever get into a relationship with firecracker - rename yourself to fire

narrow lotus
spring quail
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iedy refrain from posting miyabi or uma for 24 hours challenge

narrow lotus
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shut up cracker

spring quail
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shut up cracker (derogatory)

quaint ore
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I think that word+oid is a funny combk

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Pizzoid

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Helldiveroid

slender rock
narrow lotus
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tarkovoid

spring quail
quaint ore
verbal needle
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Foid

narrow lotus
spring quail
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pain theme goated

slender rock
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Fucknuckle

spring quail
verbal needle
slender rock
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Trussrider

coarse bear
spring quail
narrow lotus
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delete this place

coarse bear
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Shut your mouth, Tarka

slender rock
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Gribblerouser

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Nippleflicker

verbal needle
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Shenanigaizer

coarse bear
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??????

verbal needle
slender rock
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Shoemindler

split canyonBOT
spring quail
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imagine going to foreign language zone and saying shit

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can you fucking stop with that shit jesus christ

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im more tired of this bullshit than flop

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jesus h

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fuck

split canyonBOT
coarse bear
slender rock
verbal needle
tidal trellis
spring quail
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serious rage

tidal trellis
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I just woke up!

slender rock
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@tidal trellis

narrow lotus
spring quail
verbal needle
slender rock
coarse bear
tidal trellis
coarse bear
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Meanwhile, it's 2 fucking o'clock

tidal trellis
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I like sleeping a lot but I also like being awake and doing things

prisma quartz
coarse bear
tidal trellis
split canyonBOT
spring quail
tidal trellis
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Oh my goodness!! madge

slender rock
verbal needle
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You know what people, I think flop blocked me

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It's finally happened

narrow lotus
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Flop twink it up to 11

verbal needle
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The gae jokes win

slender rock
tidal trellis
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I don't block people

verbal needle
quaint ore
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Flop before vs after coming to Lithuania

(I kidnapped him and trained him in buhurt after forcefeeding him buckwheat and meat for a year)

tidal trellis
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I'm not weak to block people

slender rock
verbal needle
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See flop, I block people because I am too old to argue with children on the internet

quaint ore
drifting mantle
# verbal needle From dick sucker to professional ass kisser huh? Lmao

I legit didn't do anything, except shutting up, do my work, say please and thank you, and play ball a lot of the time. If my work load is too much for my taste, I just let it run against the wall... Then we have to redistribute the work load and I am at ease again.

Didn't expect to be promoted again, before I hit 30. Apparently, not causing your hire ups a headache gets you promoted lmao

tidal trellis
quaint ore
slender rock
tidal trellis
quaint ore
prisma quartz
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i feel like a lot of people who are against blocking people are people who were retards at one point, then got blocked and took it personally

tidal trellis
prisma quartz
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like you should care less about being blocked than blocking someone it really doesn't matter, unless it's someone you know irl or have known for a while

verbal needle
slender rock
zealous elm
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you basically go lalala i cant hear you

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if you dont like the people just go somewhere else

prisma quartz
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yeah i feel like the general sentiment is it's like you need to deal with them bro just ignore them none of this shit matters

zealous elm
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and also noone is forcing your hand to engage in arguments

slender rock
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Ignoring them, makes them tear themselves apart knowing they're unable to get a rise out of you

verbal needle
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I do it because I don't want to see their silly comments, if someone wants to argue then I'll let then argue to themselves

slender rock
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Basically xal"dick"rider

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😎

verbal needle
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If I enjoy being somewhere then why should I give up my presence because some fuckwit wants to cause issues

drifting mantle
slender rock
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Worst echo chamber ever

spring quail
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i just dont give enough of a fuck to block someone here, i already have the server muted

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nobody dislikes me enough to scream bitch and moan in my dms

slender rock
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Actual echo... Chamberrr

prisma quartz
toxic sundial
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when other people use blocking its cringe cause they are echo chambering when I do it it's based because I am removing enemies of God from my chat

verbal needle
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The only server I dont have muted is my dnd server because I need to know when my players can't make it

slender rock
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@spring quail oi

spring quail
verbal needle
slender rock
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That's wallpaper size

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Right?

spring quail
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idk i grabbed it from a youtubr video

spring quail
slender rock
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It's close enough

verbal needle
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But for an extra $4 you can assure your ride is safe

spring quail
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why are all the cars in the image obviously based off a tesla

toxic sundial
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80 dilla for a 7 minute drive EKE

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WHAT THE FUCK IS A PUBLIC TRANSPORT

verbal needle
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11 and some change per minute

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Youch

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Maybe I should start renting out my chauffeur

spring quail
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how much of that is paid to the driver

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vs some retarded fee vacuum

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i would rather drive drunk off my ass than pay that much for that short of a trip

toxic sundial
verbal needle
verbal needle
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Some uber driver report 40% and some report 75%

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The median seems to be between 50-60%

spring quail
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so all i need is a base model tesla and i dont have to work at amazon anymore

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fucking bleak

verbal needle
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Shorter rides will net you less

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Apparently

spring quail
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whats that plot point from edf 4.1

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one billion nukes under the earth's crust

drifting mantle
slim marlin
spring quail
spring quail
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get serious

slim marlin
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thats seymon kaydenski the ghost of pripyat show some respect

drifting mantle
slender rock
drifting mantle
verbal needle
spring quail
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when i get damaged item training yeah

icy patrol
spring quail
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i can just pick whatever i want off the line and mark it as damaged

verbal needle
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I say jokingly because I hate thieves

spring quail
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going home with me now

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im too pussy for that but i know someone whose mom did that

drifting mantle
spring quail
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i care about my lady too much

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criminal past can stay in the past

drifting mantle
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I wouldn't call it criminal

spring quail
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i used to sell weed

verbal needle
drifting mantle
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It just....got falsely flagged and unfortunately landed inside your pocket

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It happens

spring quail
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they have one extra camera per camera

verbal needle
drifting mantle
spring quail
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but dont do shit about contracted drivers threatening our staff, voyeurism, or those same fucks brushing up against and making women uncomfortable

drifting mantle
pseudo robin
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bro looks like he's got down syndrome

drifting mantle
spring quail
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i wanna set my management on fire at the stake

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT USE YOUR PHONES

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but drivers making death threats is cool

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we even cowtow to them by letting them leave their carts in the fucking parking lot willy nilly

naive bison
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dropped a fucking tungsten rod in the toilet @narrow lotus

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just thought you'd like to know

spring quail
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you couyld have just dmed him

slim marlin
spring quail
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can you go post those in newbies or something

slim marlin
spring quail
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this is retard containment

slim marlin
verbal needle
slim marlin
spring quail
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i need a slingshot

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a serious slingshot

clear vapor
verbal needle
spring quail
clear vapor
clear vapor
spring quail
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til chile has a military

spring quail
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fabled cheesesteak hashbrown bowl of legend

clear vapor
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wtf

spring quail
clear vapor
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Sounds like a lot of carbs

slim marlin
spring quail
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then you eat it and pass out

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(you pour the gravy on it and mix it up)

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wake up 5 hours later, do it again

clear vapor
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That is a strange combo

spring quail
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this is how i spend my days off work

spring quail
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dont knock it til you try it

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only time ill say that

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its fuckin good

clear vapor
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How many ingredients?

spring quail
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yes

clear vapor
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⚠️

spring quail
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its fuckin 5 am where im at

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and im drunk

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i dont answer questions

clear vapor
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Just go to sleep

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Get lost in some dream

spring quail
verbal needle
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Pepper as in the cracked kind

spring quail
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the white gravy

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not the brown gravy

clear vapor
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Hopefully not too taxing on the body

spring quail
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you're going to sleep after you eat that whether you want to or not

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i dont make the rules

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fuck why cant waffle house serve butter rolls or garlic rolls

drifting mantle
limpid island
spring quail
spring quail
limpid island
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wow

drifting mantle
spring quail
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dude i bought two anime figures back in 2019 i never paid off

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the debt just kept growing

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my old tv died, i applied for a credit limit increase

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bought new tv

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permamaxxed

drifting mantle
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What the fuck?

limpid island
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insane

drifting mantle
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Already in debt and they increase the credit limit??

limpid island
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thats just crazy dude 😭

spring quail
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initial limit was $500

fallow trellis
spring quail
drifting mantle
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I can't imagine being in debt

spring quail
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i dont have to imagine it

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i am in debt

drifting mantle
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Everything I own, is mine lmao

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Don't even have to pay off my car

spring quail
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you can even finance guns in america

quaint ore
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How the fuck is your credit score even that high

spring quail
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never missed a payment in my life

drifting mantle
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But you're in debt

quaint ore
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Debt is not great to have period.

spring quail
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yeah you keep paying on the principal

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credit go up

drifting mantle
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Jesus Christ man

spring quail
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the goal for this year is to pay it down to 0

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and then blow it back up

drifting mantle
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Isn't that stressful af?

spring quail
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its just part of life for me atp

quaint ore
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He is American tbh, they live and die in debt

drifting mantle
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I am too German and Financally well off to even comprehend that

spring quail
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level 9 money mage

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we conjure funds we dont have

quaint ore
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I wonder, how well would a person with german financial managment skills would fare in US.

spring quail
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i wonder how well the average joe would fare after high school if they bothered to teach finance and money management

drifting mantle
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Read an article yesterday
They Interviewed my favorite Prof. Christian Rieck

He said: Creating debt, is creating more money. He also explained why... But I am legit too retarded to explain it again. I was blown away by the knowledge

quaint ore
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My finance managment knowledge boils down to: always have some money to keep as financial padding

spring quail
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our school system is basically designed to get you ready to eat goyslop and in debt

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our finance classes were extracurricular electives

quaint ore
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And dont waste it on shit you know you dont need nor will keep

spring quail
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i live paycheck to paycheck but thats because i keep buying shit i dont need like 8405730475089 morbillion graphic tees

drifting mantle
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Also: Only buy, if you can spend the money (that you currently have)

lean oak
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Just don’t take any money when u go outside

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Easy

spring quail
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But tell me these aren’t hard

quaint ore
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I spend my money on video games since i am still a senior high school student with no responsibilities

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Until I get sent to the army into the evil ass rape forest infantry battalion

lean oak
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It’s fine

quaint ore
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Yeah i dont like donating

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Unless its dirt cheap

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Then maybe

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I do it

lean oak
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I remember i spent like 200 bucks just to get skin i wanted

drifting mantle
lean oak
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Not proud of it

spring quail
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i spent 2 hundy on a sword

drifting mantle
spring quail
quaint ore
lean oak
quaint ore
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I pirate it

lean oak
verbal needle
lean oak
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Why buy game if it’s potentially shit

quaint ore
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I pirated ultrakill and did my best to endorse it since its a banger

drifting mantle
quaint ore
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But the community is raped as fuck

spring quail
quaint ore
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My friend does HEMA, specifically saber fighting.

lean oak
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200 for a plastic sword?

fossil swan
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@naive bison i think cc and cd is just fucking busted

clear vapor
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Any book readers?

fossil swan
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this, and i have a really shit setup

spring quail
fossil swan
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only level 30

quaint ore
lean oak
drifting mantle
quaint ore
clear vapor
verbal needle
spring quail
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i want to send it off to a blacksmith and have it redone, the hilt is fine, i just want it properly seated

lean oak
quaint ore
verbal needle
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I thought about donating all my gear to a local club

lean oak
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I mean ppl like to criticise others who spend money on things that brings em joy

quaint ore
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Here first training is free

lean oak
verbal needle
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I have like 6 sets of armor and like 12 helmets and other shit

drifting mantle
quaint ore
spring quail
clear vapor
spring quail
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i dont need it i just

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want it

quaint ore
# clear vapor Hell yeah keep going

The guerrilas once ambushed a truck and kidnapped a soviet officer, a communist "self defense militia" unit and some communist youth girl which was 17

verbal needle
lean oak
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Just pretend to be a Hebrew and borrow some money

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Non interest debt

spring quail
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ive spent the last year bulkmaxxing

drifting mantle
spring quail
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you're either big as hell or an ultratwink

quaint ore
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They ended up hosting a field tribunal and sentenced the officer and the communist militiaman to death while they kept the com. Youth girl for ransom in exchange for a typewriter

quaint ore
spring quail
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a whole sauna

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kinda based

drifting mantle
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Turning my own Apartment into a spa

quaint ore
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And she then made up the wildest shit about the guerrillas, like their local command bunker hosting meetings with up to 80 officers in one room

lean oak
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I wanna know now what the sword was which costed same as sauna

quaint ore
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And that their discipline level was so absurd they executed guerrillas for misdemeanors

drifting mantle
drifting mantle
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Tax included

lean oak
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I remember all my childhood i wanted to save up some money to buy a real fucking sword

spring quail
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i just want a cool sabre at this point

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the big sword is just a cosplay piece

lean oak
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Well i wanted something like anduril

lean oak
verbal needle
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Waiting for my 7 set of armor to arrive, this time it's a linothorax, steel shin greaves and Corinthian helmet

lean oak
drifting mantle
lean oak
spring quail
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what this

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jesus

drifting mantle
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I will put that shit in my living room

lean oak
drifting mantle
lean oak
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Just put it in the bedroom

spring quail
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ill put it in ur moms room