🎪bruh-fart

[naive bison]

big feet giant toes

[pale ingot]

so you can forage bullets in this game

real pz hours

[green schooner]

@pale ingot are you in the game rn

[pale ingot]

yea

i been in the server for a bit

straight up "muldraughing" it

and by it

haha

well

lets justr say

my zomboid

[green schooner]

is it

[high wing]

https://fixvx.com/ShitpostReels/status/2014118309642559623 when i drop my propane tank while driving on the highway and i explode instead

📱Shitpost Reels📱 (@ShitpostReels)

https://t.co/FAfxO1Shwm

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 21, 2026, 11:30 PM

[green schooner]

ton of zombies?

[pale ingot]

not that much all in all

granted i dont wander much and when i see an actual horde i avoid it

[green schooner]

ik

we killed them

[pale ingot]

gg

[green schooner]

majority

[pale ingot]

im just like

out here being primitive

in my element

[green schooner]

im out here in primitive

he says

in some backyard

[pale ingot]

close enough tbh i got a forest behind the house

i was thinking of getting a car fixed up and then moving away into wherever the fuck

[green schooner]

there is no cars in maldraugh son

[pale ingot]

but theres a well literally right next to this house so i dont wanna move to somewhere that doesnt have a well

clueless

[green schooner]

just run

we are like neighbors

[pale ingot]

is that where you live bro

[green schooner]

yeah

lmfao

[pale ingot]

damn

i was thinking of going off into like

some of the newer areas of the map

like this whole bit of shit

warrior

[green schooner]

yeah just so you know no one has been up there but me and my friend and the furhtest we got

is below echo creek

[pale ingot]

i have a truck nearby in muldraugh thats like

pretty much good to go i just need fuel for it

[green schooner]

you have rubber hose?

[pale ingot]

yea

i just need gas cans

and i know where i can get some but im lazy and i dont wanna do the trip

and i need a generator now that i think about it

[green schooner]

if you can make it up here I can give you a empty gas can

[pale ingot]

ill walk

[green schooner]

im not coming down there

btw

[green schooner]

watch out its a little infested

the forest below us

[pale ingot]

the forest?

[green schooner]

they dont come up here

[pale ingot]

ok im not coming

[green schooner]

they just stay there

[green schooner]

dude

all you gotta do

is spam walk to

and run

and the chance of them getting you is low

if you go in from the right side there shouldnt be any zombies

[pale ingot]

ion wanna go through a zombie infested forest im just gonna go to the other spot i left a gas can at

[green schooner]

lmfao

[pale ingot]

wandering at midnight gg

cant even forage on my way to my destination

[green schooner]

its safe bro

trust

[green schooner]

where did you find those handwraps

[dreamy flax]

📚 Star-Six-Sevening

The act of [pressing] *-6-7 before [dialing] a number, to remain [anonymous] in caller display.

Guy:Hey, guys, let's [prank call] someone!
Girl:Dont forget to star-six-seven, so we won't get in trouble!
Guy:Whay?
Girl:Star-six-sevening is how [you don't] show up on caller [display], that gets a lot of people tagged for prank calls

[split canyon]

@tidal trellis ⠀

[pale ingot]

made them myself

leather strip handwraps

[green schooner]

how

under what

[tidal trellis]

I'm playing something, shoo!

[pale ingot]

tailoring i think or it might just be some random fuckass craft

you need some thread, something like an awl and like 6 rags/denim/leather

holy finally

ive been searching for ages

[green schooner]

i bokr my legf

[green schooner]

also if you come up here I give you webbing

with angled flashlight

[pale ingot]

we're godo to go now

[green schooner]

im joking btw

[pale ingot]

gg

its time for me to steal fuel

[deep topaz]

What would possess a goat to do this

[green schooner]

if you make it to wp

it has gas

[deep topaz]

Tang is good

[pale ingot]

this is why we forage

[idle portal]

676767676

[narrow lotus]

@naive bison

[pale ingot]

i'd move to the cannibal farm because it has a well but its a shit ton of space for just me alone to live in @green schooner

and its isolated from society

[pale ingot]

ez

[stoic girder]

It's fake

[pale ingot]

i know but it is pretty funny

[narrow lotus]

hah

[pale ingot]

i think ive found my new residence @green schooner

[fossil swan]

there is a distinnct lack of a well

[pale ingot]

its off about in between echo creek and fallas lake

[pale ingot]

the blue circle is a well

[fossil swan]

ah

[pale ingot]

i made the map show wells and i just went off where the wells are

i think it should be good, theres also a gas station like real close to it

along with a lake up the road

[solar breach]

ranger station is peak

[solar breach]

WHO KEEPS CASTING HIM

[red glade]

So I've heard this before but I don't know the context. What's the whole hubub about Jared Leto?

[vestal needle]

https://www.theguardian.com/film/2025/jun/07/jared-leto-accused-sexual-impropriety

He's also just not a very good actor

[red glade]

Ah

Well I knew he played that guy in Blade Runner quite well. Guy was SERIOUSLY creepy and psychotic.

I can't recall seeing him anywhere else now that I'm thinking about it

[tacit mango]

🇮🇱

[red glade]

Jesus. I just realized what he's wearing. I really hope that was for a role because if that's just his style that's just insane.

[naive bison]

?

[vestal needle]

No he just wears shit like that

[red glade]

That is a disturbed man

[green schooner]

ye

but you know the road

[pale ingot]

fuel acquired come next morning i start preparing and soon i go

[green schooner]

is gonna be filled with trees

so get a axe

and be prepared

[pale ingot]

im a lumberjack in profession

so we good on that

all i need is about 2 generators

[green schooner]

my crippled chud

[pale ingot]

my life be like ooo aaa

[green schooner]

how many perks does this man have

[summer flame]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/962996270874648636/1463781670477107277/call_the_payday_gang-1.mov?ex=69731469&is=6971c2e9&hm=e5ee1ba8c7d6366bfa70bfe722078a3275f3dc6432364f9e9284fdf11fd24772&

[pale ingot]

a fewww

you know i got a lil bit of everything

i noticed that in this server you read like everything really quickly so i took slow reader for free points

[green schooner]

lol

check here for gen

[green schooner]

its below maldraugh pd

[pale ingot]

warehouses? for whar

[green schooner]

genny

oh wait

not there

here

[pale ingot]

noted

i can actually pass by that while im driving

so thats what ill do

wait a sec i might know where other generators are

[summer flame]

I wish zomboid was good

[solar breach]

buddy has it as his tag

[summer flame]

I literally cant bring myself to play it anymore

[solar breach]

burned out too hard

[summer flame]

tbh I dont even know how that happened, Ive been in the PZ discord for months now

[visual stirrup]

this is the second comic from this artist posted here

and I'm beginning to notice a pattern

[high wing]

I dont get it

[visual stirrup]

the guy is just doing the worst and most inappropriate thing to ruin the moment for the genie

the pattern is piss

[deep topaz]

grenades

demo charges

[eager igloo]

Demo charges fall outside "clearing"

Grenade on a staircase?

[pale ingot]

almost died trying to get this thing

[green schooner]

lol

[pale ingot]

but i dont have the knowldege for it

and my electrical is FAR off from being lvl 3

[eager igloo]

It falls god knows where and might just send shrapnel your way

Depending on how staircase is made

[green schooner]

guess who has the book

[pale ingot]

👉 👈 is for me?

[green schooner]

if you make it through the woods sure

[solar breach]

hes drawn something incredibly infamous

[eager igloo]

And in best case scenario you need a grenade on each bend

[solar breach]

that i really dont wanna describe

[pale ingot]

can i just drive there

[green schooner]

you can try

ill want it back

[pale ingot]

i kno

ill only read it anyway

[green schooner]

we arent there rn so

just stop by whenever we are there

[pale ingot]

gg

for now i cant move until i get the generator knowledge

[tacit mango]

there's a manual I think that lets you use them without electrical level 3

[deep topaz]

yeah you need to find a generator operation manual

a.k.a any generator's user manual

you would think the HOME that spawned the GENERATOR would have the manual

[pale ingot]

noo shit...

graargrhgggg

[pale ingot]

you see

there were about 100 zombies surrounding that home

i picked that generator up and ran for my life

[deep topaz]

this mf still isn't sunk

[naive bison]

what gaem

[deep topaz]

Atlantic Fleet

turn based navy shoot boom game

very old

mid to late 2k

[naive bison]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/8Gj7I69bRCw

[pale ingot]

whip has been loaded @green schooner

time to start it up and see the hordes rush to my location

these mfs aint home tho so gg

[green schooner]

peak

you can come we are home now

[pale ingot]

are you hom

[green schooner]

to read it

[pale ingot]

YEAAHHH

im omw

[solar breach]

soon

[green schooner]

dont go the obvious

road

that leads through the front

[pale ingot]

which one

the like

riverside road?

[green schooner]

like

the long fucking dirt one

go till your right here

youll see a camo truck crashed into another car

and you should see logs that mark a entrance we cut through

[pale ingot]

noted

i was just getting extra fuel for my car since im LOOWWW on fuel

omw rn

[high wing]

blblblblblblbl

[solar breach]

best thing to do is to try and cut a path north

easier to maintain and shorter

that dirt road is hell in a few months

[green schooner]

dude its been fine

it doesnt grow

cause its a already pre path half the way

that leads to the highway

lmfao

[solar breach]

tf you mean it dosent grow when i played there was def growth

[naive bison]

@narrow lotus subtle Lacari reference

[green schooner]

doesnt for us

@pale ingot tell him

also the spot i was talking about

its right here so it isnt bad

[pale ingot]

spot im moving to is here

[dreamy flax]

📚 bead-a-bead

[Nappy ass] [hair].

Damn Pam the back of [your head] is [horrendous]! [You got some] bead-a-bead's!

[green schooner]

dude

thats a fucking bathroom

you mean the park ranger station?

[deep topaz]

da haus on de lake

[spring quail]

I see them almost every morning, they speed and weave traffic for no reason

[spring quail]

My grandma got in on the joke me and my friend had about her being an omnipotent overpowered superbeing

[arctic pawn]

nice

[cedar ridge]

I think I found my favorite “meme” subreddit

[fading portal]

its so tragic

[high wing]

hey man i noticed you been liking breastfeeding reels while sad

[cedar ridge]

Idk what reels mean

[solar breach]

this guys a normie

normie redditor

i called my bird a slur and immediately stopped pruning and stared at me

[cedar ridge]

Are there slurs for birds?

[deep topaz]

tweeter

what up my chirpa

[drifting mantle]

!reddit

[split canyon]

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[drifting mantle]

Oh

[drifting mantle]

Broke the bot

[cedar ridge]

Good job

[drifting mantle]

@grizzled meadow one of your most important commands does not work

[frail scaffold]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/853703417461211148/1464011901142040678/Enlistedroomysomber_a121fd_12846422-HD-AV1.mp4?ex=6973ead5&is=69729955&hm=ebd6bf1c51a15d7d0763a7eabd15cd696c6a52ffb667b4bc7fb0c6396b7b72da&

[green schooner]

@pale ingot did you hop off

[naive bison]

Bro what

[stoic girder]

Xal has never been breastfed

[naive bison]

You're Finnish you just swam out of ice water

Shut the fuck up

[pale ingot]

naw i totaled my car a short distance away from the place im about to settle into im walking there to check for zombies

[green schooner]

LOL

[naive bison]

Bro do anything to not tark it up with the homies

😭 son.

[green schooner]

if you ever want you can be apart of the faction if you need a place to stay

[pale ingot]

ii trained mechanics up to level 4 already level 5 and ill be able to fix the engine atleast

[green schooner]

peak

[pale ingot]

and if all else fails i can live out in the woods forever

[prisma quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-pesci-what-the-fuck-wtf-shit-piece-of-shit-gif-14428605025370949552

me looking at the channel name

[deep topaz]

I've hit this guy with at least a dozen 5" AP shells and 6 airborne bombs. still not under

[solar breach]

APHE shells? APC? APCBC? APHEBC?

SAP?

[deep topaz]

it's not that diverse. just 5" AP

[warped crown]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DQB9yfFDRbN/?igsh=MWp4ajJuanFtdnQ3

[solar breach]

cringe!

uncapped AP fucking sucks!

[pale ingot]

found a radio with the emergency broadcast system, very cool @green schooner

[deep topaz]

it doesn't discriminate

[green schooner]

its good for knowing when heli comes in

[deep topaz]

this is from like 2006

[green schooner]

and snow

[solar breach]

fuck the devs they can rot shit game you need to find them and kill them now

[pale ingot]

this place is demolished though

ALLLL the doors are gone

[green schooner]

where

did you make it

to the park ranger

[primal rapids]

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/_Nu2QnG4XC8zlkDOr8ng9PUxqKyPHTjLAbUbmVA-0uk/https/media.tenor.com/C_F-hipGi-AAAAPo/kenshi-hop-on.mp4

[pale ingot]

yea

[green schooner]

whyy

the doors are good

dont ruin my char's profession home

[pale ingot]

theyre all

GONE

[green schooner]

bascially

[pale ingot]

the doors are GONE

[green schooner]

WHAT

oh a horde prob came through

show?

[pale ingot]

the GARAGE DOOR

[green schooner]

even the windows?

[pale ingot]

IS GONE

[solar breach]

damn that sucks

[spring quail]

Shittin at work saga part 7

[deep topaz]

took 2 additional torps to kill

[solar breach]

looks like you got work to do

[green schooner]

dudeeeee what the fuck came through there

[pale ingot]

im starting to rethink this

fuck it we ball

[green schooner]

you know that place only have the intesnity meter of 1

and its all the way by the shack

the cabin isnt even marked

so a horde migrated through

[pale ingot]

im boutta 1v1 bigfoot atp

i have a few guns back in my car and theres some guns here at the park ranger building

[green schooner]

ye

there is a nice medical room to

[pale ingot]

oh it has an antique stove

wicked

well

this one's gonna be a fixer upper

2 actually, 2 stoves

im gonna live in the garage for now since i dont need much more

[vast wren]

allo

[frail scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/kenshi-hop-on-gif-860608118504459232

heres the better one

[deep topaz]

It would be cool if you could wire up a tripwire to a door or window that would fire a gun if a zombie wandered through. Very effective alarm clock at night

[pale ingot]

so youre tellin me

death

the moment a zombie pulls up through your door

[deep topaz]

The moment a zombie breaks in

If you leave your doors open, that's on you

Yeah you could also just hook it up to a gun aiming at you when in bed. Easy way out

[frail scaffold]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/733044915428130837/1464021102572470323/IMG_9036.jpg?ex=6973f367&is=6972a1e7&hm=f10c91bec0686fbd5e5823f05c2a3c7081a7ab196a7e3bf4b23a5fc656fc006e&=&format=webp&width=795&height=989

[high wing]

god emperor noooo

[prisma quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/charlie-the-unicorn-shun-the-non-believer-gif-3479764

[frail scaffold]

https://vxtwitter.com/videosaicant/status/2013650226746134884?s=46&t=iTEcy04cJqtjkCazolawNQ

Videos AI Could Never Recreate (@VideosAICant)

https://t.co/4gp84DPfrM

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 20, 2026, 4:30 PM

[prime zenith]

I remember these guys

Eradicated my squad

[frail scaffold]

beak things are nothing compared to blood spiders tbh

[prime zenith]

Do they attack towns sometimes

Mightve been them i picked off from far and let npcs bait

Or maybe other creatures

[pale ingot]

just run faster than they do

[pale ingot]

in the areas they roam in yeah

like

bonefields and the hook i think have them

i see them jumping settlements there often

[prime zenith]

The furthest ive gone was the snow biome

With towers

[pale ingot]

like, the southern united cities

[prime zenith]

was some strong ppl there

[pale ingot]

there's no snow in kenshi i think you got it wrong

[prime zenith]

u sure bro

[pale ingot]

its ash

[prime zenith]

Ash then

[pale ingot]

you were walking on ash

you were in the ashlands

[prime zenith]

Played it years ago

Fr

[pale ingot]

if it was like a snow desert i mean

[prime zenith]

I just remember strong ass units

[pale ingot]

otherwise you mightvej ust been in some fuckass place with white ground

[prime zenith]

In the towers

[pale ingot]

ok probably ashlands thats pretty much an endgame area

[pale ingot]

has a strong ass boss and a lot of minions

[prime zenith]

a boss

[pale ingot]

[prime zenith]

surely my 10 crossbowmen will take him out

[pale ingot]

i mean

if you have people that arent crossbowmen to sacrifice

maybe

[vast wren]

allo

[pale ingot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/861019621985091594/863662675829719130/aaaaaaaaazzzz.gif

[prime zenith]

Ya i had like 50/50

[pale ingot]

ok but its not the boss alone

[prime zenith]

oh

[pale ingot]

he also throws like a morbillion minions at you

get outta there its not worth it

[solar breach]

imagine not hyper training one dude to solo everyone

except tinfist cause tinfist is actually broken

[prime zenith]

I mostly based in kenshi lmao

Built a fine ass town

[pale ingot]

thats what i do every time because i dont want to manage more than one character at a time ever

[prime zenith]

With ballista mod

[hot solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/dread-gif-9297534368979050018

tinfist

[pale ingot]

i dont think ive ever jumped tinfist

he's the anti slaver right

yup

[prime zenith]

I need to hop on kenshi again

[hot solstice]

4 toughness 90 sheks with cross weapons murdered in 15 punches

he is a fucking force

[pale ingot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/957416441303420998/989116762597498900/hC8O86mMcpwjnUV6.gif

[hot solstice]

you have to get a fucking platoon to even k.o the fucker

[prime zenith]

Yoo this guy

[solar breach]

ive captured him ONCE

absolutely sucks fighting him and all his goons

[pale ingot]

what if you isolate him and hit him with the firing squad

[solar breach]

its very very hard to isolate him

thats the thing

he dosent leave

[pale ingot]

damn

i wouldnt know

[primal rapids]

https://twitter.com/HalimedeMF/status/1888619029134233760

Halimede (@HalimedeMF)

The "evil Decepticons" convert into clearly marked military weapons, in accordance of all rules of war. whereas the "righteous Autobots" conceal themselves as civilian transportation and equipment, ensuring native casualties on the planet they have supposedly sworn to protect!

X · Feb 9, 2025, 4:00 PM

[pale ingot]

ive sided with the anti slavers once but i didnt go against them

[pale ingot]

for clarification not because i feel bad for the slaves or anything i just think the united cities are a bunch of chuds and i should murder and pillage all of their settlements

[hot solstice]

based, mercenary bugs is usually the path for me

[solar breach]

good point

cause i usually have slaves

[high wing]

@primal rapids new marine soon

[high wing]

https://tenor.com/view/leuze-adeptus-mechanicus-tech-priest-chad-gigachad-gif-16989754678889066260

cult of the lamb music is such a bop

[primal rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-warhammer-40-40000-40k-40-000-gif-16866213367760041844

[high wing]

https://tenor.com/view/gadriel-warhammer-space-marine-2-40000-gif-15996055907169469911

[primal rapids]

Honestly I need them to release more Heroic cosmetics and weapons, I'm maxed out on Accolades

[high wing]

oh yeah i dunno if you know but baldie and the black marine are dead

actually this update we are getting 3 new heroics iirc

[primal rapids]

Yes, killed by the Genestealer Cult, which is the height of their relevance in the past like 20 years

[high wing]

not even a cutscene or anything

what a way for a blueberry to go

[slender rock]

@heady crow

[primal rapids]

It's like how they killed The Rookie from Halo 3 ODST offscreen

[slender rock]

[primal rapids]

Just absolutely disgraceful

[high wing]

well AT LEAST he died in a book

and not in some fucking patch notes

so i cant say too much there

[heady crow]

Whassup

[slender rock]

okay nevermind

close enough

at least I have the general flora correct

https://www.openguessr.com/

[high wing]

the fact these retards on twitter use grok

and then half the time its wrong

is nothing but hilarious

"yes my opinion is correct ask the ai bot thats almost wrong all the time or has butchered information"

https://tenor.com/view/kanye-west-smh-shake-my-head-no-nope-gif-4980747

[high wing]

the mods are gonna kill him

[pale ingot]

yes king

[high wing]

blblblblblblblblbl

[pale ingot]

broo im tired

[high wing]

then take a nap

[pale ingot]

im goin to sleep

[high wing]

that too

[pale ingot]

me and flop btw

gn

[high wing]

📷

[dreamy flax]

@thin bear (prophetlucius_76763) has been muted for 1 day for reason: nsfw ai slop bullshit

[high wing]

i dont think its ai but close enough

[cunning lance]

same shit

[high wing]

what happened to your cool cag pfp

[cunning lance]

Its still against #📄rules

[cunning lance]

Uhhh i ditched that like ages ago

[high wing]

o

[stone ore]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/967776779576172624/1447287294238134312/you_dont_know_cag_shit_roblox.gif

[cunning lance]

Got bored of it/couldn’t decide on a successor in the same style

[grizzled meadow]

@icy apex

[solar breach]

hitting that DMT cart near a school

Kids turn into radroaches

https://tenor.com/view/boggling-rat-gif-5994430820472951767

[spring quail]

Mfw half my Steam friends

[slender rock]

oh

[spring quail]

Geo guesser?

[slender rock]

openguessr

which is free versio

[spring quail]

Based

[slender rock]

why

LITTERING

😠

[solar breach]

https://tenor.com/view/danny-devito-danny-devito-this-fucking-this-fucking-rots-gif-5376903909901530178

[slender rock]

so this...

Balticish

"men"

@spring quail ... iedy's home or is it more like ARMA III land

which is like Czech

[toxic sundial]

that's an arma screenshot

[primal rapids]

Rate the fit of my bird person

[slender rock]

Bro's tires are bald

[toxic sundial]

off the bath salts cart at the cheesecake factory

[slender rock]

close enough

considering the average american would probably think its like germany or something

that would upset everyone

https://tenor.com/view/they-are-all-angry-south-park-s15e4-tmi-theyre-angry-gif-23121740

where the fuck am I now...

we in america now

wha?

Gaz

this is Appalachia

or one of the carolinas

figured as much

but i 2nd guess myself

[storm stream]

ALLERBAMMER

[high wing]

https://fixvx.com/Skooch/status/2014443855853322520

Skooch (@Skooch)

Twitch banning someone over words written on a notepad is stupid man. This world is so soft.

>look inside

QRT: yoxics
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thats fucking insaneeeee

[grim sparrow]

AW HELL NAW

[frail scaffold]

mr information when he finds out ive been spreading miss information:

https://tenor.com/view/speed-shock-scared-scary-speed-covering-mouth-ishowspeed-gif-9313694227637759402

[solar breach]

fist

[primal rapids]

The power fist is very good at fisting the enemies of the Imperium

[high wing]

yeah i bet you like fisting

[primal rapids]

I'd color my assault as an Imperial Fist but my Tactical and Heavy are already Imperial Fists

[solar breach]

ive seen some funny clips of blocking fists

[dusk raven]

i hate this fucking gif so much

[solar breach]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-shock-scared-scary-speed-covering-mouth-ishowspeed-gif-9313694227637759402

[dusk raven]

https://tenor.com/view/you-stupid-bazinger-meme-sheldon-computer-gif-6907095005926929935

[solar breach]

https://tenor.com/view/boggling-rat-gif-5994430820472951767

[primal rapids]

Block weapons are one of those things with a huge skill floor needed to not eat shit constantly

[solar breach]

yea

i dont like them

but thats prob because i suck

[primal rapids]

Like, if you're good with them, they're absolutely the best at dealing damage, but if you're not good with them, you're going to get demolished

It doesn't help that Fencing weapons have absurdly generous parry and recovery timings

[solar breach]

yeah i can spam C in a crowd with a THUNDER HAMMER and be mostly ok

[primal rapids]

Honestly the Vanguard probably has the easiest time with block weapons out of anyone because of the perk that increases perfect parry/block timings

Vanguard with a block power axe can do some crazy shit

[solar breach]

that perk is so useful

i wasnt huge on vanguard until i looked at his perk tree

hes got some good choices

[primal rapids]

If you know what you're doing, Vanguard is fantastic. Especially with the team perk to anyone on the team to get 30% health back on an extremis execute.

Vanguard when presented two pictures, one of a medkit and one of a Lictor: They're the same picture

Majoris enemies are mini medkits with the perk to give you 5% health on a majoris execute

[solar breach]

yeah those are fucking fantastic perks

[lost epoch]

Zone anomalies are trippy

[lost epoch]

What the fuck man

What they say is true

Criminals are fucking retarded

[frail scaffold]

https://girlcockx.com/Prawcin/status/2014091988094574632?s=20

Prawcin (@Prawcin)

Quoting Prawcin (@Prawcin)
︀
who works at gamestop and doesnt know who the fucking ice king is

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girlcockx · Jan 21, 2026, 9:45 PM

[lost epoch]

Wait where's the coconut crab

[stark gull]

I hate when they do that
I understand you're happy and content, but I'm really scared your little eyes gonna pop out, my cute and greedy dumbo rat

[toxic sundial]

[solar breach]

oh yeah the lacari situation

dudes a moron

[stark gull]

https://tenor.com/view/have-at-thee-rat-jump-gif-3333922911057271749

[solar breach]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/846860266699489311/1055537534890946620/mr.gif

[solar breach]

hes just a guy

[toxic sundial]

I don't like crustaceans

[lost epoch]

I like crustaceans

[toxic sundial]

I do not fw you if you come from the ocean

[lost epoch]

They make funny sounds

[stark gull]

Are you talking to me?

[toxic sundial]

bug of the sea is no friend of me

[solar breach]

???

no

[lost epoch]

Read up lil blud

He said Lacari or whatever

[solar breach]

casual

i love sea bugs

[toxic sundial]

you would

shrimpin boat mfer

shrimps is bugs

[lost epoch]

The sea critters are good eating

[toxic sundial]

they bugs

lobsta

crahb

I say fuck nah

[lost epoch]

But they're also fish, so not fully bug

[toxic sundial]

muscles and clamses

ain't no way

I do not fw you if you from da ocean

[solar breach]

you kind of clocked me there

when i was younger i wanted to work on fishing vessels

[stark gull]

Do they taste as bugs?

[solar breach]

i was super into boats

[lost epoch]

I wouldn't know, never ate bugs

[stark gull]

Same

[lost epoch]

Nasty fuckers

[solar breach]

https://tenor.com/view/louisiana-crawfish-crawfish-boil-seafood-spicy-gif-17589712

[lost epoch]

Full of disease, and they're not good for digesting either

[solar breach]

I DO

[stark gull]

We kill insects in this house

[toxic sundial]

my favorite history fact is that if you happen to be in the wrong place at the wrong time naval boats would just take you and that'd be the rest of your foreseeable future

[lost epoch]

Conscripted into being a sailor

Such is fate for poor young boys on port cities

[stark gull]

What are you gonna do? Swim?

[stark gull]

Not a huge fan of selling something evil as neutral

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/625426180618846258/1383263664093532311/Fog4FmDWYAEA8Ke.jpg

[primal rapids]

https://bsky.app/profile/asphodelles.bsky.social/post/3mczs3zwc2s2f

Punished “Venom” Asphodel (@asphodelles.bsky.social)

I CAN DRAW ANYTHING

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[thick geyser]

Brothers

[stark gull]

Fuck Gamma
The real best modpack is Zero investment

[dusk raven]

go put on the chastity cage somewhere else

[storm stream]

Why?

[stark gull]

Because memes

[gilded blade]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/2014093205323513921

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FixupX · Jan 21, 2026, 9:50 PM

[stark gull]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1237901629173272726/1407074415698776177/4523532534.mp4

[solar breach]

https://tenor.com/view/hatsune-miku-gif-kawaii-gifs-gif-5019949398511051614

[frail scaffold]

mfw i forget black desert city is not actually in the "black desert"

[spark hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-ohio-speed-w-speed-ohio-speed-gif-15207259727360879344

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-speedy-ishowspeedy-crashout-gif-12313702839187803425

[upper gulch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1238615665921884270/1345754588539519059/caption.gif

[spark hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/orange-cat-scary-cat-im-so-hungry-i-could-eat-a-cat-gif-2332474370161330073

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1336380532363362304/1344787141523275837/XWyKuU6E.gif

[upper gulch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1433375961734320169/xCqpqdu.gif

[spark hemlock]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1306067712019009566/1437731769804656730/Scared.gif

[spark hemlock]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1259581479185289349/1332620361568751687/caption-2.gif

[upper gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-gif-19424004

[spark hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/bro-sup-vro-whats-up-gif-brother-meme-cat-gif-15781129445613684775

bruh

[stark gull]

Evil warlock destroys creature's mind with evil magic

[spark hemlock]

EVIL!

[river zealot]

@heady crow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDq_8y_drE8

whats going on big guy

bruno whats going on big guy

you just added a porn game to your wishlist

[slender rock]

if it was a missing peen, would mean the peen was blown off

[solar coral]

You guys know what a purple frog is?

[solar coral]

yeah those things

[brave bolt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1114211379587579974/1464096093574004777/image.png?ex=6974393e&is=6972e7be&hm=64076393ce64eccf8b3c49eae66c3be08af02598c5b1e7e981b5a8a515bc9ca0&

[solar breach]

why is chud here

[solar breach]

a purple, frog?

if i had to guess

[frail scaffold]

IDK

[solar breach]

https://tenor.com/view/why-isnt-it-posssible-its-just-not-american-psycho-gif-26353597

[solar coral]

look it up

on google

you wont regret it

[solar breach]

what a fascinating creature

[solar coral]

the world is beautiful

[solar breach]

billions must see beauty in life

[stoic girder]

What in the polyethylene shit is this?

[spark hemlock]

why did he emote at the end

a drumstick rolled off the table that pissed me off

[solar coral]

yeah these restaraunts are everywhere in texas

they all suck ngl

iirc they're actually cooked in those bags just in a shitton of water

and they just have them frozen

[spring quail]

Vomit

[green schooner]

@pale ingot

[stark gull]

I've read it as "Romanian delusions"

[spring quail]

Look at my cool new m4 macbook

[stone ore]

That looks like ass

[pale ingot]

mf

[green schooner]

its single player

[pale ingot]

yo park ranger place aint even broken

[green schooner]

lmfao

[pale ingot]

ik

the window wasnt broke

[green schooner]

ik

its perfect

i boarded up the windows

[pale ingot]

my crib BROKEN AS HEELLL!!!

[green schooner]

its lowkey peak

[green schooner]

yo crib ran through like bonnie blue

[pale ingot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613384223897813001/1443521958569316392/noozajureg-1959705747878797395-ezgif.com-optimize.gif

[solar breach]

Damn gaz I really want to like you I really do but a MacBook?

[spring quail]

mfw mechwarrior 5 : ue4 fatal error

[spring quail]

i got it for $400 from my brother

i love nepotism

[solar breach]

Faiiiirrrrr enough

[spring quail]

its an m4, i can play resident evil 4 remake if i wanted

[green schooner]

where yo crib at

[spring quail]

im using it for these

but i need to buy aseprite now since idfk how to compile shit on a mac

and also crocotile 3d

[pale ingot]

im gonna rot inside the garage for a while

[green schooner]

hf

[pale ingot]

until i get shit set up

[pale ingot]

particularily doors @green schooner

need to train up carpentry

[solar breach]

I would love to help but I got work in the morn

[spring quail]

me too

now we're trauma bonded

stay up and help him

[solar breach]

Except I actually enjoy my job

Get fucked

God I love nepotism

[spring quail]

what do you even do

[ruby minnow]

hell yeah

[solar breach]

Flooring

[ruby minnow]

i love working under my dads company

[solar breach]

Primarily carpet and vinyl plank

Then occasionally sheet vinyl (aka dynaflex) and hardwood

[green schooner]

you should see the front of ours

they broke the fishing docks front door and windows

and a single door in the front of the main house

and destroyed the door for the blacksmith garage

you need like carp 5 when your doors don’t look like shit anymore

7 actually*

[solar breach]

Carp xp is so easy

Get the books

Make some square rain barrels

[green schooner]

ye it is but it’s hard

for ham situation

[solar breach]

Is he zero?

[green schooner]

he joined my server late when it’s already winter

and just started

[solar breach]

Fun

[green schooner]

and there is like 15 people that play the server

so

[green schooner]

you can already imagine how looted some places are

[solar breach]

That cut is nasty

[solar breach]

I'm used to 50+ player servers

Loot respawn comes around and you better be there when it happens

[pale ingot]

muldraugh was pretty ok

tbf it was zombie infested

til you came around

(which i still had some close encounters with the mfs trying to get my car ready for the road)
(but it was my first time actually driving in zomboid so i overestimated how much abuse the car would take)

[solar breach]

Yeah

They die

Quick

Why car mods are so nice so you can actually add stuff to your car

Because let's be real vanilla zomboid cars are lame asf

[pale ingot]

i had some bad crashes but afterward i aint even crash that bad

still car was too fucky to keep going

so it died halfway to the ranger station

i still have a few guns and the generator left back there

and then i have to get axes ready and clear the road

has 5 billion trees on it

[spring quail]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4kBcm-ls8Y

https://tenor.com/view/exciting-frog-lidl-rave-apu-gif-17670574881245243802

[narrow lotus]

@naive bison

https://tenor.com/view/tuff-gguh-ai-baby-sona-meme-gif-15767759709245242383

Dont you hate it when windows downloads 3tb of hentai , mostly loli shit that is banned in your state as well , then you open it on stream by mistake for everyone to see

[spring quail]

meanwhile ishowspeed accidentally throws his dick on the camera

international celebrity

[dusk raven]

brother that is different from having links to download cp

[spring quail]

oh fair enough

[high wing]

gaz i thought you were a bit smarter than that bruh

[summer flame]

I think him accidently burning his house down is worse

[spring quail]

huh? i just got done talking to fine shyt

[summer flame]

the 9/10 done melted his brain

lawd jesus

[high wing]

he actually melted his house?

ngl i did forget he did that

[spark hemlock]

speed melted his house??? bro I never even heard of this

[summer flame]

yeah he lit fireworks in his room like a tard lol

set his bed on fire

[high wing]

i know that

[spark hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-speedy-ishowspeedy-crashout-gif-12313702839187803425

[high wing]

but i dont think it melted anything

[summer flame]

the fire got pretty big in just the short vid I saw

[high wing]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Nwvc1r7QOs

it didnt melt

other than maybe the bed

[spring quail]

#🎪bruh-fart message

[spark hemlock]

green flag

[high wing]

i am glad hes become a better person

or at least not as bad as ome other content creators

[summer flame]

marry her NOW

ring that shit immediately

[summer flame]

ngl I remembered it being way worse for some reason

[high wing]

cause you remember the sparks and shit going off

but not the aftermath

[summer flame]

still really really stupid lol

[spring quail]

working on it

[summer flame]

genuinely praying for you bro

hope you get her

[spark hemlock]

dont hype it up too much

she's a green flag tho

100%

[high wing]

i remember getting high once with friends and we lit fireworks during i believe it was 4th of july it was a dead end street shit was going off and for some reason the second to last firework caused the canister to fall over and i was the only that noticed literally yelling at my friends to dive

[spark hemlock]

remembers your interests

[high wing]

thankfully it went the opposite end but underneath someones car

lmao

https://tenor.com/view/jumping-spider-man-peter-parker-tom-holland-spider-man-no-way-home-gif-25022883

how it felt being high tryina get outta the way

[summer flame]

I still remember when I was 15 a bottle rocket that I lit and ran away from fell over perfectly to hit my back and ramp off it into the sky

[high wing]

https://tenor.com/view/ricolino-scolari-gif-12061360726599077047

[summer flame]

so fucking lucky it didn't go off in my back lol

[high wing]

i remember when it was like middleschool?? me and my friends threw firecrackers at each other

[spring quail]

i think shes crazier about me than i am her at this point

[high wing]

i dunno how none of us got hurt

[stark gull]

Gei?

[summer flame]

also had a rather large firecracker go off in my hand due to a shit fuse

[high wing]

it me

cult of the lamb dlc is out now

https://tenor.com/view/cult-of-the-lamb-gif-8770759736774692557

[spring quail]

https://i.imgur.com/9ZNZhXs.png

[stark gull]

Sex update?

[spring quail]

yeah but my friend has a normal pfp

yours is

[high wing]

my friends brother in law lost his fingers

[summer flame]

get crazier idfk

[high wing]

i think he said he was holding the firework for too long

blew up his fingers

fucking idiot

[high wing]

that was like a year ago

or two

[summer flame]

thankfully my hand was fine

[pale ingot]

never goon @high wing

[summer flame]

it blew my grip open but that was it

[high wing]

i always goon cap

[stark gull]

Usually the bottom of crackers is the safest place unless it's a big one

[summer flame]

probably the reason I still have my fingers is because I know that lol

[spring quail]

i miss buying belts upon belts upon belts of firecrackers during 4th

[summer flame]

reaaaal

[spring quail]

like 100ft of firecrackers

$10

[summer flame]

good times

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-reacts-scared-gif-4340760138270198728

never.

do not

[stark gull]

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/hulk-pierogi-gif-13824613

[summer flame]

I had a close family member that worked at a firework stand so he was always loaded on the good shit

[stark gull]

Times when fun was accessible

[spring quail]

what are you talking about

stump remover and fertilizer are right there at home depot

[stark gull]

Cheap fireworks

[stark gull]

Anarchist cooking book favourite?

[summer flame]

the one that doesn't have a mix that'll blow up in your face there isn't one

[spring quail]

if you live in america you can just straight up buy ammonium nitrate

[modest arrow]

https://tenor.com/view/snake-vs-liquid-metal-gear-solid4-fighting-gif-21269110

[high wing]

https://tenor.com/view/bimmer-cashappgod-bimmerpoledance-pole-gif-25583285

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/mgs-gif-20736578

[summer flame]

I can drive to my local sporting goods store and by Tannerite and walk out

even better

[spring quail]

not enough boom per weight

[summer flame]

I guess

just get more of it

[high wing]

me and ham

[spring quail]

20lb tannerite < 5lb anfo

lmao

[drifting mantle]

https://fixupx.com/distributedkv/status/2014204668251967563

tenso (@distributedkv)

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FixupX · Jan 22, 2026, 5:13 AM

[high wing]

https://tenor.com/view/what-the-hell-is-even-gif-20535402

[spring quail]

that bitch looks like the buc-ees beaver

[high wing]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-alien-red-bull-moving-my-body-lets-dance-gif-21740625

her in the club

[pale ingot]

yo is thar buss-ees

[spark hemlock]

well do you want her?

[eager igloo]

He made a career on being a retard

[spring quail]

yuor not even american fuck buccees

[spring quail]

yes lmao

[stark gull]

You don't look like on your mugshots

[spark hemlock]

oh it's cropped corn

[high wing]

buccussy

[stark gull]

[high wing]

time for helldibers

[summer flame]

do not besmirch the buck-ees

[spark hemlock]

then match her crazy yo

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-be-my-baby-angry-gif-19916620

[stark gull]

1 or 2?

[spring quail]

hell diapers

[spark hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/tuff-gguh-ai-baby-sona-meme-gif-15767759709245242383

[high wing]

https://tenor.com/view/denzel-washington-what-do-you-think-thinking-hmmmm-gif-8479349

[stark gull]

1

[high wing]

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-gif-5800496045285754885

[spring quail]

3

[high wing]

wrong

time to get executed

[spark hemlock]

helldivers 0

[high wing]

mods search this mans hardrive

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/friday-night-birthday-yakuza-birthday-kiryu-birthday-friday-night-gif-24362284

[high wing]

goondiving reporting for duty

[spring quail]

theres nothing incriminating on here but they wont like what they find

[spring quail]

mods search this man's hard drive

[summer flame]

I am sickened

[pale ingot]

nerddd

[spark hemlock]

super earth is disappointed in you

[stark gull]

Just go Girldiving

[spring quail]

buccees is ass

[eager igloo]

She got out quickly

[spring quail]

they stole land promised to the love's company for truck drivers

[rocky geode]

how DARE YOU

[summer flame]

fuck you

[pale ingot]

praying the robots fucking ice you rn

[spark hemlock]

bucees pays their employees crazy good wages but they're like soooo strict (rightfully so)

[spring quail]

truckers > gas station disney land

[spark hemlock]

they run their franchise like a military

[spring quail]

fuck fuckees

[rocky geode]

in sha lah we jihad for buc-ees

[dusk meadow]

pfp checks out

[spring quail]

fuck people that like fuckees

[high wing]

Well im fighting illuminate sooo

[spark hemlock]

illuminate gooner 100%

[rocky geode]

FUCK YOU

[spark hemlock]

I know the illuminate
you know the illuminate

[stark gull]

Who is she? And why should anyone care?

[spark hemlock]

we have both seen it

[drifting mantle]

She did, looks like we need to become CEOs, commit Fraud, spend a few short years in prison and we're set for life

[spring quail]

your bitch ass beaver chud shouldn't have stolen land from truck drivers

[rocky geode]

https://tenor.com/view/caseoh-caseoh-angry-caseoh-mad-caseoh-rage-caseoh-crash-out-gif-9698144238014527854

[spark hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/tuff-gguh-ai-baby-sona-meme-gif-15767759709245242383

[rocky geode]

STEAL THESE NUTS

[summer flame]

dont care eats the ballin ass food

[eager igloo]

Crypto fraudster

[stark gull]

Oh

[spring quail]

enjoy your microwaved/boiled in bag slop

[stark gull]

🧃 ?

[eager igloo]

And it got loud bcs of how she looks probably

[stark gull]

Want some?

[summer flame]

I will

[spark hemlock]

btw their lime parfait is so bad

9 bucks btw

[summer flame]

salty truckers

[spark hemlock]

for flavorless limeslop

[spring quail]

truckers enable fuckees to exist