suck your own dick
#🎪bruh-fart
slender rock
drifting mantle
It's like a phase
toxic sundial
staying skinny
slender rock
100 year old coke next
upper gulch
drifting mantle
https://discord.com/channels/912320241713958912/920016996752564286/1463284817260...
That doesn't explain anything!
slender rock
doing the teen girl shit for staying thin is puking in the school bathroom
naive bison
oval office looking like a five nights at freddy's office bro
4 entrances no exits
spring quail
That doesn't explain anything!
im sorry you're not cultured enough to know the la beast
toxic sundial
drifting mantle
im sorry you're not cultured enough to know the la beast
Alcoholism is not a culture
solar breach
he dosent know la beast
spring quail
solar breach
fucking L
spring quail
timestamped
drifting mantle
Sorry lads, I'm out on this one
heady crow
heady crow
https://youtu.be/xy56zzVAaJc?si=htK4lrjRvNUUKVGM&t=128
how is he still doing this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFDo8tKPeg4
spring quail
how is mre steve doing that
heady crow
im suprised his digestive track hasnt kicked it
drifting mantle
heady crow
@grizzled meadow
spring quail
area 69
heady crow
billy...
drifting mantle
He's alive...
drifting mantle
ruby minnow
do you guys remember when mods tried banning gachimuchi
heady crow
Nope
solar breach
pack it up pack it in let me begin
pale flume
sour inlet
prime zenith
simple ore
ts so ahh 🥀
toxic sundial
deep topaz
man I wish there were more turn based naval combat games
as far as I know, I've only found one, and it's pretty old
solar coral
man I wish there were more turn based naval combat games
every naval game is turn based 
stoic girder
man I wish there were more turn based naval combat games
Battleship?
toxic sundial
man I wish there were more turn based naval combat games
naval game yes turn based noooooooo
booooooooooo!
deep topaz
this is the only game I know of
very old
this was definitely not released in 2016 like it says
this is like 2007
heady crow
minor cypress
Forbidden ad pull
deep topaz
Selfie of the year
simple ore
spring quail
replace the shrimp with more steak and you got a deal
stark gull
spring quail
the tela-timmy joke is the realest thing ever
solar breach
engineer part is accuracte
primal rapids
stark gull
the tela-timmy joke is the realest thing ever
To me it's profit party
pale ingot
what the fuck?
high wing
stark gull
what the fuck?
Clanker.
stark gull
Then why do act surprised?
pale ingot
its just a fucked up image man
simple ore
117
stark gull
Llm is like Midas' touch, except it turns everything to shit
primal rapids
i put my john halo next to my prights
No, you're supposed to put John Halo in the soda
stark gull
storm stream
https://tenor.com/view/stunned-wow-omg-lego-batman-lego-batman-movie-gif-7647770
A single punch would cause a tsunami of fat across your body
simple ore
builds character or smth
stoic girder
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1359094921436332066/1463218545960943920/i...
The men won btw 
storm stream
The men won btw <:speedsmirk:1438169224605466746>
narrow sorrel
https://i.imgur.com/5kVB4lS.png
dead to prights
pale ingot
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1359094921436332066/1463218545960943920/i...
dude closest to the camera on the right is entering flow state
he's becoming a blur
more powerful than we can comprehend or see
spring quail
he remembers radical larry
vapid sierra
Using Larry's secret technique, one last time
river zealot
https://youtu.be/pDnxDQZ3ZYM?si=RUaMVm25A3vGtbUI @naive bison
spring quail
primal rapids
high wing
yeah that
fast belfry
Im horny
simple ore
https://fixupx.com/i/status/2013672732320309625
dorito
solar breach
fast belfry
Not THAT horny
spring quail
simple ore
dutch just wants to test it
spring quail
simple ore
arthyrd um gonna kill myself
river zealot
@naive bison
verbal needle
i cant decide which i want
Spicy
toxic sundial
slender rock
fast belfry
RDR2 is the only game to make me cry
toxic sundial
RDR2 is the only game to make me cry
I cry almost daily
channel 5 Nick Shirley response this is gonna be good
spring quail
RDR2 is the only game to make me cry
play yakuza
toxic sundial
2 hour interview dude cat to cut an entire half hour solely of the guy pausing and stuttering cause he's so retarded he can't finish a sentence
fallow trellis
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1359094921436332066/1463218545960943920/i...
warhammer orc looking ass woman
fast belfry
channel 5 Nick Shirley response this is gonna be good
Who the what now
fast belfry
I cry almost daily
I dont, life is going pretty good recently
arctic pawn
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1359094921436332066/1463218545960943920/i...
damn
toxic sundial
I dont, life is going pretty good recently
everyday is the same but worse
toxic sundial
Who the what now
interview went poorly so guy babyraged
fast belfry
No idea who that is
Nick Shirely
Is it a politics guy
Sounds like a politics guy
toxic sundial
retard politics guy
but I watch almost anything channel 5 puts out cause I like the guy who runs it
this is just funny
arctic pawn
https://tenor.com/view/jew-jewish-beerfest-oktoberfest-gif-12363401
oy vey i thought i was the only one with jew eyes
simple ore
bro got the hasidic sharingan
storm stream
Spicy
fast belfry
Just got free b-dubs
slender rock
https://tenor.com/view/this-is-not-a-banger-not-a-banger-bad-bad-music-and-i-kno...
Fuck you
austere shadow
fallow trellis
so this happend
toxic sundial
how the fuck do i export
Sorry it's tariffed
fallow trellis
i just wanted to look for a hammer
solar breach
i just wanted to look for a hammer
its always looking for the most common shit that gets you killed
lost epoch
lost epoch
so this happend
Time to drink bleach i guess
spring quail
im actually retarded
i took a trade contract to export rum AND sugar at the same time
lost epoch
fast belfry
so this happend
Got a bite of the titty
solar breach
gleaming grove
spring quail
im terrible at this game
gleaming grove
im terrible at this game
Wuh game
spring quail
tropico 6
solar breach
spring quail
im trying to build money so i dont lose the fucking colonial era
solar breach
I FUCKING LOVE CARS (THE MOVIE)
I actually think as a kid I had that same pair of crocs
Or a pair slightly different
gleaming grove
I FUCKING LOVE CARS (THE MOVIE)
I LOVE FUCKING CARS (THE MOVIE)
solar breach
I LOVE FUCKING CARS (THE MOVIE)
narrow sorrel
I LOVE FUCKING CARS (THE MOVIE)
as opposed to cars fucking?
gleaming grove
@narrow sorrel
narrow sorrel
<@148931294288412672>
what is that, the mh6?
narrow sorrel
<@148931294288412672>
What do you think lightning mcqueen was trying to do 
gleaming grove
what is that, the mh6?
AH6
lapis zinc
dreamy flaxBOT
@tacit plaza (uixauiu) has been muted for reason: you have 1 day to change ur offensive pfp / name / bio or banned #📄rules
dusk raven
free my boy
pale ingot
free my boy he dindo nuffin
grave bronze
grave bronze
rocky geode
pale ingot
mid audio
grave bronze
Honestly yeah
pale ingot
know this one by heart
grave bronze
I just like gianni saying he spiked an infant
frail scaffold
Dumfayce!
grave bronze
Funny internet man
deep topaz
It would be interesting if it wasn't just
expansionist
big territory
weak xenophobe
small cause keeps getting ass kicked
strong xenophobe
wipes out shitters
xenophile
death by shitter immigrants and lack of cohesion
grave bronze
Immigrants are great, they go into the battery soup
pale flume
grave bronze
eager igloo
pale ingot
dusk raven
little mirage
<:kekpoint:919973827310678026> <@!1363653320207499356> (`uixauiu`) has been mute...
Reddit mods hate real names
arctic pawn
deep topaz
grizzled meadow
upper gulch
deep topaz
✅
sacred mountain
Ts ancient bruh 💔
quartz ridge
<:kekpoint:919973827310678026> <@!1363653320207499356> (`uixauiu`) has been mute...
anti fun police
grave bronze
high wing
dusk raven
full rapids
solar coral
grave bronze
solar coral
BASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASED
cedar lion
Bub
sacred mountain
This meme is also ancient 💔
Byeah basedbasedbasedbasedbasedbaswdbasedbased
pale ingot
cisterna 
narrow lotus
dusk raven
narrow lotus
deep topaz
Fat bitch
dusk raven
took down vulpes and his man
but that mr handy fucked my shi up
deep topaz
Coati remembrance time. What a weird critter
fluid heron
kill them for their fur
eager igloo
Dibs on the tail
naive bison
@narrow lotus @river zealot
someone said the reddit mod in recent drama looks like the toy collector from toy story
the hair is even slicked to the same side
stark gull
It's goon o'clock
stark gull
Nvm
drifting mantle
<@146741297875517440> <@1049089806715596810>
Add glasses and the beard, change polo shirt color to red
feral kiln
naive bison
guys look artem's download speed was referenced in MW2 @narrow lotus @river zealot @thorny folio
fluid heron
god the shadows of evil theme is fucking fire
best black ops zombies track of all time
narrow lotus
fluid heron
/c stands for century
drifting mantle
@heady crow @quaint ore
fluid heron
deep topaz
quartz ridge
naive bison
alex in chat
i have to keep remembering middle east exists
💔
it's all so
tiresome
🛞
quartz ridge
<:BruhWhat:1454864857798017177> 💔
"WADUSH WADUSH get back to work xalrider! do not criticise israel!"
naive bison
"WADUSH WADUSH get back to work xalrider! do not criticise israel!"
i was gonna say "let's have a contest, whoever brings up israel first loses"
i didnt even get to finish
you have a crush on netanyahu
it's just the only explanation
slender rock
quartz ridge
i was gonna say "let's have a contest, whoever brings up israel first loses"
im big yahu's top guy what can i say
broken pebble
quartz ridge
<@714738192229597214> go to bed brudda
no it isnt
thorny folio
quaint ore
@heady crow @river zealot I am fucked, i was told that the husaar battalion has no free spots left
Only options are to stay in the kęstutis battalion or go with the dragoons
stark gull
Fortnite victory royale
drifting mantle
Only options are to stay in the kęstutis battalion or go with the dragoons
The DraGOONS??
quaint ore
The DraGOONS??
Yeah, they are our equivalent of the Marine Corps in terms of intensity
dusk raven
<@146741297875517440> <@1049089806715596810>
why is he so smoove
naive bison
why is he so smoove
it's actually not a person but a wax figurine
you've all been fooled
pale ingot
Chaplain is going to the goon squat
cedar lion
Mukuro Ikusaba
upper gulch
tame halo
arguably the worst "ordinary" person in NV
naive bison
ggs
this game was fucking hard
i got so blown out in the favella levels
cod games so far dont feel like they are made to be played on high diff levels
narrow lotus
Prep schoolers one ye
naive bison
live iedy reaction when i ask what grenades prapor needs for trust regain quest
deep topaz
sacred mountain
gleaming grove
Prep schoolers one ye
pale ingot
<@292700214492397568> <@1049089806715596810>
bros a kindergarten teacher and a tarkov player 
little mirage
My teacher let me play F.E.A.R. for the entirety of my class back in the day. He got caught texting minors a year after
gleaming grove
heady crow
Only options are to stay in the kęstutis battalion or go with the dragoons
Its over, but then again that aint so bad now is it
Time for some recon marine bs
gleaming grove
deep topaz
Yall fw lemon boy plus?
primal rapids
Schoolchildren need to go back to drawing things that actually matter, like the cool S
eager igloo
https://bsky.app/profile/neutralious.bsky.social/post/3m23ze3ukbk2k
Thank you
Keeping the things I do talk about though
manic cave
My milsim group purchased the early version of this map a year or so ago when I owned the group lmfao.
manic cave
We had opfor actors
heady crow
Bay of pedos
manic cave
So it was blackwater raiding the island to kidnap a celeb
heady crow
manic cave
OPFOR (island security) had to protect the VIPs.
tepid pebble
gleaming grove
OPFOR (island security) had to protect the VIPs.
That still does not make anything better
heady crow
river zealot
So it was blackwater raiding the island to kidnap a celeb
Should have just been kill on sight for celeb
stark gull
Even the kids?
heady crow
why are there no black stalkers in game
I speficially requested gsc to not add any
manic cave
Should have just been kill on sight for celeb
Oh BLUEFOR wiped anyone who wasn't blackwater lmfao.
They didn't get briefed properly & went blasting.
fossil swan
<@443415402718953483> what is the difference between Hytale and VS
cheaper
what is the difference actually
eager igloo
I have absolutely no fucking idea what hytale is
fossil swan
I have absolutely no fucking idea what hytale is
this fuy
cedar lion
Mook.....
fossil swan
hytale is hypixels long awaited project
cedar lion
mook!
fossil swan
we waited like 10 or smth years
cedar lion
Mukurooo
eager igloo
Looking at a vid its as comparable to vs as to minecraft
Different focus, different mechanics
tepid pebble
glad carbon
we waited like 10 or smth years
then it died and got revived from a 5 year old version of the project
lament hound
If i could describe Vintage Story it would be Village Simulator.
You play with friends, you're gonna end up with a village.
Hell i've been on pub servers and villages sprout naturally.
Probably helps a ton of effort gets relieved with specialized craftsmen
So people naturally flock together
eager igloo
Boutta play kcd2
Do I play hardcore mode
Gonna play hardcore
Accumulating unemployed behaviours
heady crow
<@443415402718953483> what is the difference between Hytale and VS
Hytale rpg focused, vs survival focused
eager igloo
Thats what I noticed too but lacked words for it
What perks do I take
Menace is a given
Thinking hangry henry
And bashful?
Bashful doesn't make sense in Henrys case
Lets take somnambulant just for fun of it
visual stirrup
primal kayak
Probably people are too dumb to use them safely
manic cave
No they are doing it under "antisemitism".
First Airsoft, then paintball, now nerf.
Literally can't have shit.
primal kayak
Nerf is antisemitic???
manic cave
Apparently so according to our government.
manic cave
That they are.
However both opposing parties are against the bill so hopefully it doesn't pass.
primal kayak
drifting mantle
@naive bison @vale sand
stoic girder
I started watching It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Holy shit, I have been missing out.
heady crow
Apparently so according to our government.
stoic girder
Wait, how is Nerf antisemetic?
heady crow
First Airsoft, then paintball, now nerf.
Do they want yall to use real guns? Anyways just enlist and you get to play with laser simulators
drifting mantle
I started watching It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Holy shit, I have been mis...
quaint ore
No one:
Absolutely no one:
The company intendant 2 hours into field exercise:
@heady crow
heady crow
😭😭
I didnt see them once in our excerscises
Prolly just munching on baked goods and drinking coffee in their armour mercedes
@quaint ore
stoic girder
drifting mantle
So what is he?
pale ingot
Chinese
stoic girder
Probably Chinese.
stark gull
Been friends with a guy for god knows how long still don't know his birthday date
fallow trellis
I speficially requested gsc to not add any
xal isnt getting the representation he needs
stoic girder
Been friends with a guy for god knows how long still don't know his birthday dat...
Shit man, I don't have any pictures of me and the boys 
heady crow
Been friends with a guy for god knows how long still don't know his birthday dat...
Thankfully snapchat reminds me always
And then recommends gifting them snapchat+ for the birthday
fallow trellis
heady crow
@quaint ore did incline bench for the first time in 2 years, owie ouch my right shoulder
river zealot
heady crow
The ilmatorjuntakivääri 🗣️
drifting mantle
Use force and kick your leg violently into the air
quaint ore
<@682836813915750411> did incline bench for the first time in 2 years, owie ouch...
WELCOME TO HELL
Yeah the easy way to solve it is to do more shoulder exercises and warm them up extensively before
After a while it will be better
So ye
Dont skip shoulder day
naive bison
So what is he?
korean
narrow lotus
fresh rose
So what is he?
South Korean
river zealot
The ilmatorjuntakivääri 🗣️
its crazy how finnish best troops are sissies
stoic girder
Titanfall 2 had such good writing.
storm stream
its crazy how finnish best troops are sissies
Buddy, you're not even a troop or nothin
river zealot
Titanfall 2 had such good writing.
clank clank clank
storm stream
tf are you talmbout
narrow lotus
@fossil swan @pale ingot 15 year old kid killed by 3 of his friends and buried in a backyard in Timis
fossil swan
<@453294099672596502> <@591187403029610496> 15 year old kid killed by 3 of his f...
gg
cant have shit in romania
apparently not even life
stoic girder
How do you convince 2 of your mates to kill a guy and bury him?
storm stream
<@453294099672596502> <@591187403029610496> 15 year old kid killed by 3 of his f...
was it a gypp?
arctic pawn
arctic pawn
<@453294099672596502> <@591187403029610496> 15 year old kid killed by 3 of his f...
Lord have mercy
narrow lotus
How do you convince 2 of your mates to kill a guy and bury him?
13 , 13 and 15 year olds
jesus christ
stoic girder
13 , 13 and 15 year olds
Yeah, that's gg. Lock them up and throw away the key.
narrow lotus
Meanwhilke US Congress cuts a cake shaped in the form of Greenland but with USA flag on it
arctic pawn
thoughts about age of criminal responsibility?
narrow lotus
arctic pawn
narrow lotus
guys we are gonna end up in history books one way or another
stoic girder
guys we are gonna end up in history books one way or another
For what?
narrow lotus
thoughts about age of criminal responsibility?
this one will be the toughest one, technically the two under 14 cant be prosecuted at all or sent to jail or shit
narrow lotus
idk how they will play this out
naive bison
so cool
narrow lotus
parents my go berserk and just murder them idk
happened in a rural area so shit is wild there
arctic pawn
parents my go berserk and just murder them idk
damn
parents themselves giving the veredict
goes hard
narrow lotus
i remember seeing the news of the dead kid that he went missing like 3 days ago
They found him today , buried in a random backyard
arctic pawn
stoic girder
this one will be the toughest one, technically the two under 14 cant be prosecut...
I don't know man. If you murder somebody at 14 you are a danger to society regardless if you are 18 or not.
narrow lotus
i mean if it was for me making the decision of what happens to them
i prefer not to speak
those are not kids , they killed at 13 , what will they do at 20
stoic girder
Especially if they get away with it with a slap on the wrist.
narrow lotus
speaking of 20 , a guy in the neighbourhood i used to live in college stabbed his mother 40 times after she told him to get a job and stop drinking
this happened 2 days ago as well
boys East Europe is not for the weak
stoic girder
speaking of 20 , a guy in the neighbourhood i used to live in college stabbed hi...
Understandable
(Kidding)
narrow lotus
That guy will get life prison probably
But them kids idk
told you , it will prob end up with the parents / his kin doing their own justice
one way or antoher
stoic girder
Imagine if they were your students 
narrow lotus
Imagine if they were your students <:Aware:1043764182576791632>
i shaked hands with a killer in my life so far
naive bison
👅
narrow lotus
which is crazy when i think about it but yeah
my ex's adopted cousin , he ended up killing two old people and their daughter 2 years later while he tried to rob them
he is in prison now
i shaked hands with that man 2 years prior
manic cave
What
naive bison
Nothing better than having a boner while sinking some merchant ships.
bro it's world war 2
what merchant ships
im fighting off kamikaze planes right now
pale ingot
Nothing better than having a boner while sinking some merchant ships.
bonur
grizzled meadow
get out of work
take the bus
"let's check brainfart"
Iedy posted
it's probably something funny
manic cave
It's porn
narrow lotus
>get out of work
>take the bus
>"let's check brainfart"
>Iedy posted
>it's proba...
not this time cabron, not this time
manic cave
It's all just softcore porn
narrow lotus
stoic girder
what merchant ships
At the start of the mission you sink some Japanese merchant boats.
pale ingot
It's all just softcore porn
not this time
naive bison
At the start of the mission you sink some Japanese merchant boats.
they were full of ammunition
"merchant"
stoic girder
fossil swan
speaking of 20 , a guy in the neighbourhood i used to live in college stabbed hi...
one of my neighbors was stabbed by a drug addict like a couple of times
one of his fingers were cut off and the other 2 damaged
i know all the details cause i was at the scenne as a witness
narrow lotus
naive bison
drifting mantle
fossil swan
he was on weed and cocaine
aswell
from what i know my neighbor is doing fine and still has all 10 fingers so
narrow lotus
sacred mountain
Well one of the kids in my hometown grabbed a syrian refugee kid, put him in a car tire and uhhh ||lit him on fire||
That kid was in the same school my sibling was in
pale ingot
stoic girder
Well one of the kids in my hometown grabbed a syrian refugee kid, put him in a c...
Why?
fossil swan
Well one of the kids in my hometown grabbed a syrian refugee kid, put him in a c...
one of the kids in my school (ex school) had a 35cm switchblade and was planning to use it later thaat day but we found it mid PE class
we do not know who he was targetting
narrow lotus
You guys want other news
A 19 year old guy broke into a high school and attacked another kid with a bat for bullying hsi brother
And a 15 year old kid attacked another kid with a machete , he hit him in the head but because he had a beanie, he didnt cut him too deep to be bad.
naive bison
me rn
narrow lotus
This happeened last week
naive bison
You guys want other news
A 19 year old guy broke into a high school and attacke...
can we not
id rather stay oblivious and happy
sacred mountain
Why?
There was a lot of animosity towards refugees during the beginnings of the syrian civil war and the kid apparently did it for shits and giggles
pale ingot
This happeened last week
fossil swan
You guys want other news
A 19 year old guy broke into a high school and attacke...
breaaking into a highschool is criminal
fossil swan
if my brother gets bullied ill handle it for him sure
but i wouldnt fucking break nito a highschool for that
or beat up a kid for that
naive bison
so we're breaking rules about posting war footage but it has live action arc raiders overlay so it's okay
mods love men
storm stream
lot of violencia in the Romania 
drifting mantle
mods love men
Mods are straight
fossil swan
lot of violencia in the Romania <:think:920745617276436550>
yep
stoic girder
but i wouldnt fucking break nito a highschool for that
You do it after school, duh.
sacred mountain
mods love men
narrow lotus
so we're breaking rules about posting war footage but it has live action arc rai...
im gonna break your cheeks in two
naive bison
im gonna break your cheeks in two
i already have 2 cheeks
primal kayak
Which ones?
sacred mountain
i already have 2 cheeks
Uh... 4 cheeks
frail scaffold
Small cheeks i bet
stoic girder
i already have 2 cheeks
Mf you have 2 chins.
fossil swan
You do it after school, duh.
primal kayak
fossil swan
i already have 2 cheeks
is tagilla spreading them as we talk
pale ingot
is tagilla spreading them as we talk
storm stream
@river zealot
narrow lotus
Mf you have 2 chins.
sacred mountain
https://tenor.com/view/bilelaca-laugh-laughing-scary-weird-gif-12694732
Reptilian ahh woman
fossil swan
what level of bdsm is this
frail scaffold
Gachi
drifting mantle
what level of bdsm is this
Dom wants to be bottom and tops from said bottom position
storm stream
Also, this is at least the 2nd time Iedy has posted something that others would probably get warned or muted for
frail scaffold
Whats new
pale ingot
https://tenor.com/view/charles-robinson-penis-thats-a-penis-himym-how-i-met-your...
lemme see that hytale @fossil swan
fossil swan
lemme see that hytale <@453294099672596502>
hop on the island
pale ingot
i tried watching a vtuber stream on it but girl was ass at the game enough that it hurt to watch
so i couldnt keep watching that
stoic girder
@naive bison @minor cypress
naive bison
<@292700214492397568> <@107238989894795264>
bro i remember seeing a short from this scene
like
there's no way they actually wrote this scene to make the guy who cant drive
for the audience to feel sympathy for him
"DUDE DO YOU KNOW HOW TO FLY THIS FUCKING BOEING 747??"
"NO, AND IM SCARED"
?????????
get out of the fucking car retard you're gonna kill someone
stoic girder
I think it's just a joke based on the common saying: "Do you know how to fucking drive?" when road raging.
arctic pawn
stoic girder
You are thinking too much into the bit.
arctic pawn
lemme see that hytale <@453294099672596502>
did you tried
its like skyrim but on roblox
like some crackas said
but on minecraft*
lol
arctic pawn
does it have RPG features like good ol skyrim?
stoic girder
drifting mantle
Get ready for goon post fellas
stoic girder
drifting mantle
arctic pawn
lmao
looks like my female cat when she was growing
little head big body
funny how male and female cats grow differently
male grows the head first
drifting mantle
stoic girder
naive bison
yes
arctic pawn
damn, im gonna fucking kiss myself
tame halo
"are you gae"
arctic pawn
yes
tame halo
cat pfp
naive bison
"are you gae"
tame halo
what do you expect
arctic pawn
what an insane thing to say
im getting old, i see a hot lady and first thing that comes on my mind is how her head is small compared to the body
2nd thing that i think is "where is her parents"
its over for me
naive bison
im getting old, i see a hot lady and first thing that comes on my mind is how he...
what age do you need to be to see a hot lady and not have your cock act up? 110?
arctic pawn
call me grandpa
arctic pawn
what age do you need to be to see a hot lady and not have your cock act up? 110?
maybe its my woman preference
deep topaz
naive bison
maybe its my woman preference
cats?
tame halo
but do they like you
deep topaz
What is older in this context
arctic pawn
but do they like you
yes, i suppose they do
deep topaz
Older than you or middleaged
arctic pawn
im 31
tame halo
Older than you or middleaged
gilfs
arctic pawn
what you think
deep topaz
Gilf
arctic pawn
indeed
but same age/a little older than me works too
my gf has the same age as me
she'll become a hot gilf one day
tame halo
that thicc asian lady is no older than 30
then again, asian women look the same from 30-50
tame halo
>31
>girlfriend
>not "wife"
>not even "fiance"
so what's your score
tame halo
naive bison
Marriage costs money xal
it's literally free
manic cave
"are you gae"
Both is good
frail scaffold
It isnt
arctic pawn
>31
>girlfriend
>not "wife"
>not even "fiance"
we're getting there, we were childhood friends, started to see each other again 6 months ago
deep topaz
Getting married is a shitty idea. The woman takes half your shit if she feels like it any given day
arctic pawn
cant just marry with so little time of relationship
storm stream
Chinee honeytrap
arctic pawn
would you guys marry someone after like 5 months dating
or would you guys wait longer
deep topaz
People have done worse things
naive bison
would you guys marry someone after like 5 months dating
you're living together, right?
frail scaffold
how so
The ring + if you want formal marriage the papers to get the government to recognize you're married arent free
naive bison
because almost no woman would pass up the opportunity to have a fancy-ass party
it's only as expensive as you want to make it
because it's free
frail scaffold
And the wedding
naive bison
The ring + if you want formal marriage the papers to get the government to recog...
how much is the government contract
drifting mantle
Chinee honeytrap <:peeposmile:1439265621182251201>
Miss Miu... The nuclear codes are...
naive bison
fee
arctic pawn
you're living together, right?
yeah, basically
naive bison
And the wedding
completely optional
naive bison
yeah, basically
i'd say long term cohabitation is basically a requirement
frail scaffold
how much is the government contract
I don't actually know but i can guarantee you it isnt free
arctic pawn
i'd say long term cohabitation is basically a requirement
indeed, i agree
storm stream
I don't actually know but i can guarantee you it isnt free
I heard 10 dolla
frail scaffold
I heard 10 dolla
naive bison
I don't actually know but i can guarantee you it isnt free
if it's like $50 it's free, let's be honest
tame halo
it's only as expensive as you want to make it
because it's free
you as in you and the wife
and the wife WILL want at least a half-decent wedding ceremony
deep topaz
One horrific thing about my paternal grandparents, my grandpa got married to my grandma, he was 21 and she was 14
storm stream
*you* as in you *and* the wife
and the wife WILL want at least a half-decent wed...
depends on the wife
naive bison
*you* as in you *and* the wife
and the wife WILL want at least a half-decent wed...
debatable, especially if you're marrying later in life
arctic pawn
if it's like $50 it's free, let's be honest
damn thats R$ 250
deep topaz
And nobody thinks that's an issue in my family
arctic pawn
free my ass
tame halo
depends on the wife
true but the vast majority of them do want one
arctic pawn
most people get more pragmatic as they age
real shit
dating someone who's on its 30's is good bc there's less bullshit
naive bison
damn thats R$ 250
regional pricing applies
tame halo
One horrific thing about my paternal grandparents, my grandpa got married to my ...
bro decided to throw in a "fun" fact
arctic pawn
young women has alot of bullshit you gotta deal with
drifting mantle
dating someone who's on its 30's is good bc there's less bullshit
But they're also old af
I need them young
manic cave
young women has alot of bullshit you gotta deal with
That's why I'm glad I'm dating a guy
drifting mantle
30 isnt that old, still juicy and delicious
Had a 52 year old about a year ago
deep topaz
bro decided to throw in a "fun" fact
I still remember when my mom first told me that
naive bison
Had a 52 year old about a year ago
deep topaz
I was like what the fuck
drifting mantle
<:BruhWhat:1454864857798017177>
Cougar hunter
arctic pawn
I need them young
the younger the better huh
naive bison
pedophiles prey outside of schools
hal preys outside of retirement homes
deep topaz
She said something along the lines of "it was different back then"
arctic pawn
naive bison
tame halo
I was like what the fuck
yeah... there's a reason feminism exists
frail scaffold
deep topaz
That's still statutory rape at best
naive bison
he's getting them straight out of bingo night
sacred mountain
One horrific thing about my paternal grandparents, my grandpa got married to my ...
These kinds of shit happened quite a lot than you would think in the past so yeah i can see why they think it aint normal
Not that im implying it is or anything, that shit is fucked up
arctic pawn
deep topaz
She had two kids before 18
drifting mantle
the younger the better huh
In her heart, she was
tame halo
She had two kids before 18
arctic pawn
lmao
drifting mantle
Also, old women KNOW what men like... Shit was crazy
arctic pawn
She had two kids before 18
unfortunatelly that's very common in brazil
pregnant at 14 year old
deep topaz
Yall should work on that
arctic pawn
i have a neighbor that is 16 and has a 1yo baby
a kid taking care of another kid
smh
i feel sorry for that baby tbh
quaint ore
Teenage pregnancies are a telltale sign of unstable families
tame halo
unfortunatelly that's very common in brazil
Ayrton Senna once won 15 GP races in a row
for more info, search "Senna 15"
(tbf, he didn't marry her or had kids)
quaint ore
it rarely turned out well
arctic pawn
Ayrton Senna once won 15 GP races in a row
for more info, search "Senna 15"
(tbf...
i didnt knew this shit
stoic girder
it's literally free
Yeah, until you lose half your shit.
deep topaz
I don't know how places let stuff like that slide
arctic pawn
fucking diabolical
tame halo
i didnt knew this shit
pretty basic F1 wheel knowledge
it's kind of a stale joke nowadays
heady crow
Had a 52 year old about a year ago
heady crow
how was the experience, 1 out of 10
arctic pawn
but thats no excuse
quaint ore
Had a 52 year old about a year ago
Now that is what i call hagmaxxing
not that anime bullshit where a barely 30 year old woman is considered to be senile
drifting mantle
how was the experience, 1 out of 10
I would say 6-7
heady crow
not that anime bullshit where a barely 30 year old woman is considered to be sen...
granted in kpop spaces if someone is over 21 they are a hag
arctic pawn
back then people used lead on their products, like toys, kitchen itens, etc, but they found out that lead is poisonous and bad for human's health so they stopped doing this
heady crow
I would say 6-7
shut up with that 6 7 bs
arctic pawn
same shit with having relationships with a 15
drifting mantle
shut up with that 6 7 bs
But I mean it!
tame halo
but thats no excuse
true
it's kind of weird from a guy who put several hundreds of million dollars for children's charities
drifting mantle
6.5
tame halo
6767
arctic pawn
true
it's kind of weird from a guy who put several hundreds of million dollars f...
for real
stoic girder
Women get sniped by old guys all the time.
drifting mantle
Now that is what i call hagmaxxing
She still had an amazing body
storm stream
it's kind of a stale joke nowadays
heady crow
im in uni and we have a swedish teacher substitute from primary school, she genuenly mentioned 6 7 bcs its what the kids that she usually teaches like
i was gonna crash out
narrow lotus
heady crow
She still had an amazing body
quaint ore
Bruno's life creed is that one grafitti from ancient times
"Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!"
heady crow
never had anyone older than 03 myself
drifting mantle
i was gonna crash out
Bro has 67 PTSD
tame halo
Women get sniped by old guys all the time.
you know it
once you turn 12 as a guy, you're competing not only with other 12 yo guys for girls but also every other age bracket
arctic pawn
true
it's kind of weird from a guy who put several hundreds of million dollars f...
another brazilian artist is caetano veloso, one of the most famous musicans in brazil, dated a 13year old
heady crow
arctic pawn
he's married with her till this very day
quaint ore
The only time i accept someone as truly homo is when they go full gachi, anything else is just being in denial
heady crow
just because billy herrington is my physique goals for me does not mean im gae 🙄
drifting mantle
The only time i accept someone as truly homo is when they go full gachi, anythin...
tame halo
The only time i accept someone as truly homo is when they go full gachi, anythin...
so uhh
heterosexual men who prefer tomboys are also in denial for not prefering the """real""" women?
stoic girder
so uhh
heterosexual men who prefer tomboys are also in denial for not prefering ...
Femboys are more gey than tomboys.
naive bison
don't post this
a swedish air travel company told me sweden has no culture
arctic pawn
so uhh
heterosexual men who prefer tomboys are also in denial for not prefering ...
to me its just a preference
still heterossexuality
quaint ore
so uhh
heterosexual men who prefer tomboys are also in denial for not prefering ...
(i am mainly shitposting as i dont give a fuck, but i just think femboys are fucking cringe)
arctic pawn
now a man desiring a femboy is gae
drifting mantle
(i am mainly shitposting as i dont give a fuck, but i just think femboys are fuc...
They are
naive bison
The only time i accept someone as truly homo is when they go full gachi, anythin...
chaplain needs video evidence of you inside a man before he can truly call you gei
send all evidence and video and images to his DMs
arctic pawn
another thing
stoic girder
now a man desiring a femboy is gae
You get the body of a man and the attitude of a woman.
tame halo
(i am mainly shitposting as i dont give a fuck, but i just think femboys are fuc...
yeah, they don't exactly help themselves with those amazon basics skirts
actually well-dressed femboys are very rare
arctic pawn
pegging is gae as fuck
arctic pawn
no amtter if its a female doing it with a rubber dick
tame halo
but is it
arctic pawn
its still gae
pale ingot
@naive bison
arctic pawn
its a phalic object being inserted in your anus, that per se is gae
visual stirrup
its still gae
we're all gae in here
drifting mantle
You get the body of a man and the attitude of a woman.
Horrible
tame halo
its a phalic object being inserted in your anus, that per se is gae
isn't being gae just attraction to men
that doesn't necessarily mean butt stuff
heady crow
@icy apex
visual stirrup
we're all gae in here
arctic pawn
isn't being gae just attraction to men
that doesn't necessarily mean butt stuff
i think it means butt stuff
arctic pawn
the act of inserting phalic objects in your anus is by itself homossexuality
arctic pawn
what if two bros cuddle while naked
super f word
heady crow
isn't being gae just attraction to men
that doesn't necessarily mean butt stuff
theres both romantic and sexual interest
tame halo
i think it means butt stuff
so are lesbians who use dildos straight or gae?
drifting mantle
what if two bros cuddle while naked
The female gae fantasy in porn
arctic pawn
so are lesbians who use dildos straight or gae?
gae cuz they still do scisoring
visual stirrup
The female gae fantasy in porn
tame halo
and if they don't?
arctic pawn
still lick each other's vv
stoic girder
so are lesbians who use dildos straight or gae?
I thought they just beat each other up.
arctic pawn
and if they don't?
still gae cuz a woman is giving you pleasure
heady crow
drifting mantle
I thought they just beat each other up.
And after it, they break up with each other or get a divorce
arctic pawn
both situations are gae, a person of the same sex giving you pleasure, and a person, no matter the sex, giving you pleasure through your arse
when youre male
tame halo
I thought they just beat each other up.
The statistic says not that lesbian relationships have the highest rates of domestic violence. It says that people in lesbian relationships have the highest rate of domestic violence at some point in their lifetime.
44 percent of lesbians and 61 percent of bisexual women experience rape, physical violence, or stalking by an intimate partner, compared to 35 percent of straight women. 1 in 7 women and 1 in 25 men have been injured by an intimate partner.
When you've got 2 women in a relationship, there's a greater chance that at least one of them has experienced domestic violence at some point in their lifetime, than some other configuration of genders.
tame halo
also, when it comes to men being abused, they tend to not report it but that's a different problem
stoic girder
*The statistic says not that lesbian relationships have the highest rates of dom...
So they aren't lesbians they just hate men.
arctic pawn
also, when it comes to men being abused, they tend to not report it but that's a...
a different problem that everyone ignores
stoic girder
visual stirrup
So they aren't lesbians they just hate men.
there are lesbians out there who can't pass the bechdel test
arctic pawn
no one gives a shit about domestic violence towards men, neither when boys are abused
quaint ore
drifting mantle
there are lesbians out there who can't pass the bechdel test
The what test??
stoic girder
family get ashamed of their son getting abused and dont repo
A boy gets raped, "he is so lucky"
arctic pawn
A boy gets raped, "he is so lucky"
yup
tame halo
a different problem that everyone ignores
including A LOT of men
every time I see some post about some schoolboy being taken advantage of by a female teacher the comments are always full of bullshit like "He's so lucky" or "I wish I was him"
and the saddest thing is that 99% of these comments will come from men
arctic pawn
bc a woman raped him
quaint ore
Can we all just fucking stop doing trauma dick measuring contests and agree that abuse is bad?
arctic pawn
including A LOT of men
every time I see some post about some schoolboy being tak...
indeed
that's fucking hideous
stoic girder
including A LOT of men
every time I see some post about some schoolboy being tak...
They think they would have the same mindset as they do now, but did you really think a lot about sex at 10?
quaint ore
Also people who wish they get raped never felt touch of a woman, so i am not surprised
arctic pawn
true shit
tame halo
They think they would have the same mindset as they do now, but did you really t...
I thought "sex" was a funny word when I was 10
that's kind of it
arctic pawn
Can we all just fucking stop doing trauma dick measuring contests and agree that...
youre very sensitive to this kind of conversation huh
visual stirrup
The what test??
a very simple test to determine whether a writer thinks about women as people
their work must contain a minimum of ONE (1) conversation that meets the following criteria
1.) A conversation between two female characters
2.) Both must be named or otherwise significant
3.) The subject of their conversation has to be something other than a man
some lesbians are such misandrists that they can't even pass that
tame halo
a very simple test to determine whether a writer thinks about women as people
th...
oh I've heard about this
quaint ore
youre very sensitive to this kind of conversation huh
No i just had it way too many times with people rehearsing the same points over and over, it's fine to have but i am tired personally. No grudges held.
drifting mantle
a very simple test to determine whether a writer thinks about women as people
th...
For REAL???
That's some crazy levels of hatred
arctic pawn
No i just had it way too many times with people rehearsing the same points over ...
so you heard this specific subject about the problems with society ignoring males being abused and suffering from domestic violence?
quaint ore
so you heard this specific subject about the problems with society ignoring male...
Yes a bunch of times
stoic girder
a very simple test to determine whether a writer thinks about women as people
th...
That should be so easy, just have them talk about cooking
visual stirrup
For REAL???
That's some crazy levels of hatred
I'm joking, of course
but that's the vibe you get from their online spaces
quaint ore
cause it seems to attract the topic whenever someone goon posts
this is an exclusion but still
arctic pawn
Yes a bunch of times
damn i wish i were on the place you heard that much, i dont see people talking about this subject at all
its a rarity to me
stoic girder
deep topaz
@quaint ore erm no because I didn't get my Double triple shit smear quad pump espresso matcha upside down macchiato at Starbucks and I literally got ptsd from being hungry and it made me think of the starving dying kids in Africa
pale ingot
@naive bison sleep tight dont let the gypsies bite
naive bison
im not going to bed
drifting mantle
<@682836813915750411> erm no because I didn't get my Double triple shit smear qu...
Pig edit isn't even necessary
quaint ore
<@682836813915750411> erm no because I didn't get my Double triple shit smear qu...
why the fuck was i pinged for this lol
arctic pawn
naive bison
just block me
arctic pawn
why the fuck was i pinged for this lol
its a meme about you complaining about people chatting on subjects you dont like
tame halo
brainfart toxic yaoi
arctic pawn
i guess
quaint ore
Can we all just fucking stop doing trauma dick measuring contests and agree that...
i think he was just responding to this
heady crow
arctic pawn
toxic yaoi futanari tsundere
coarse bear
naive bison
https://stupidpenisx.com/i/status/2013754500125708484
and she looks like a kid as well
quaint ore
yandere
visual stirrup
yandere or tsundere
yandere
coarse bear
whats the bitch who kills
Postal dude
naive bison
every time
tame halo
https://stupidpenisx.com/i/status/2013754500125708484
yeah nevermind, I'm doing fantastic in life
quaint ore
tsundere is the bitchy one
heady crow
https://stupidpenisx.com/i/status/2013754500125708484
an actual stone cold truecel post for once?
deep topaz
Can we all just fucking stop doing trauma dick measuring contests and agree that...
@quaint ore
This one
I did it wrong
quaint ore
fair enuff
tidal sonnet
arctic pawn
and I'm a bad bitch
drifting mantle
frail scaffold
heady crow
deep topaz
Dude every time someone walks near me I leave a corpse fart
frail scaffold
Is this finnish hasan
deep topaz
Nobody around? Doesn't stink
quaint ore
Dude every time someone walks near me I leave a corpse fart
a fucking what
heady crow
Is this finnish hasan
that is finnish hasan
visual stirrup
Is this finnish hasan
would finnish hasan still dickride russian imperialism or nah?
deep topaz
a fucking what
A fart that smells of a corpse
frail scaffold
Im so good at this
visual stirrup
would finnish hasan still dickride russian imperialism or nah?
our hasan is traitor to our country
so probably
quaint ore
would finnish hasan still dickride russian imperialism or nah?
You dont need to be a clueless westerner to be an uber leftie who dickrides russia
naive bison
@coarse bear @river zealot
naive bison
would finnish hasan still dickride russian imperialism or nah?
well anything anti finland would be automatically good
frail scaffold
would finnish hasan still dickride russian imperialism or nah?
For sure
visual stirrup
well anything anti finland would be automatically good
finnish hasan be like
"Saunas are evil and capitalist."
naive bison
D: wtf just saw my teammate clutch a round in arena and flip off the dead body
quaint ore
Bro we got so many people bitching shitting and crying in the comments of our armed forces page saying shit like "So when are you going to send those conscripts to commit genocide in gaza?" type shit
frail scaffold
I wanna try a sauna
deep topaz
coarse bear
<@64340825659678720> <@1049089806715596810>
I'd post the executive level cuck chair, but he can't afford a kitchen stool after buying unheard edition
naive bison
I'd post the executive level cuck chair, but he can't afford a kitchen stool aft...
he's white name