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the tabasco slim jim i had 4 hours ago surfacing as acid reflux causing me to piss and shit snot out of my face and extreme pain
you ever been to the tabasco plants
theres a salt barrel depot
one of the strongest scents ive ever smelt
no but ive been to a meat packing facility, on the outside
@spring quail Alo
Elsa from Frozen
It is the winter costume special 
allo
Its ai poison
Basically its for ai to scrape and pass off as real info
And yt is one of the most popular platforms for ai to steal from
fair point aye
should I get a 2025 ford f150 XL (most barebones model, basically a fleet truck)
give what you would pay to me instead
and ill buy truck for you
and we can share it you get it on weekends
this shit isnt communism
Get me heroin
get us heroin
at least we are proudly homosexual
youre buying a truck
why keep it on down low
make it louder
I'm not that obnoxious
why
no reason to be
why is every black kid that plays a video game like this
Call the opps on him
Sergio Perez could hold the persians btw
buh
outlaw ai right now
Heyyy nota
ping the usuals
How's the walking
Because it's fun
will you 2 hold hands already
My friend made me watch tool vids while tripping balls
Actually craziest shit ive ever witnessed
Fuck yeah
fuck yeah
fuck yeah
Oh wow they had a gif for this
a genuinely funny family guy joke
I like it when characters are randomly cultured or knowledgeable
like how Homer Simpson seems to know a lot of trivia about US presidents
Lois, a former cokehead, was able to calculate the street value of a volume of cocaine off the top of her head when Brian told a story about a drug bust he did
Horus Heresy
Terror Heresy
Eye of Horus
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Memories and thoughts of the Emperor on the Golden Throne.
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fuck horus
fuck erebus
fuck lorgar
magnus did everything wrong
horse heresy
boris heresy
transformation komplett!
I see that borka's most recent alt is gone
anybody know why?
if gender is what's in your pants
i didnt even notice
then I'm a monster

im glad i met someone the old fashioned way

do it the old fashioned way kiddo

backpack and hoodie up , start walking
thas whar im doing
or get a bus idk
sorry needed copper
did you take .the whole engine
howd you get this video of me driving to work
damn
do not the lizards
Didn't know trains pioneered picatinny
mmmmmmmmlok
Yeah cuz look at this
The perfect system
They look alike
Alt accounts of banned accounts get banned 
who tf is borka

wasnt he some bad actor
Idk some guy that keeps pretending to be rich
By stealing another user's posts from this server
Literally PrimeCE's posts
P!1984
im obviously the richest person in this server
havent you all seen my piles of empty vodka bottles
If you're from Iran that is
noob..
Boob..
It has hit 5°C in my workplace
They don't grow back
I get to walk around in a hat 
damn
No but I have lizard friends
pulling up to the lizard function with a comically large pair of scissors
👍
sniper didn't ban him immediately (despite returning within minutes of a ban) because he was giving the alt the benefit of the doubt
I was there
The scam face times from this to old people will make me want to commit atrocities
Is one half of pair of scissors a scissor
scissor blade
unblock me, dumb bitch
it is time to buy a trench coat
Good day fellas 
Glows brighter than CIA agent in uranium vest
enemy of christ
his days are numbered
I'd throw my hematic grenade at it and blow my load 
idk
Worst Disney movie?
pirates 4 and 5
Never even saw them, they bad?
1-3 is a goated trilogy
4 and 5 shouldn't exist
Understood
4 and 5 should have been direct-to-dvd type movies
they feel like it, compared to the trilogy
total ass
not that bad
you and your shit takes
disney has way worse slop
they are not the worst disney movies
that isn't even a hot take
the live action remakes of animations are infinitely worse
go drink yourself to death
but nobody fucking remembers those or talks about them
i wonder if there are anime adaptations of live actions
truthnuke
anime is already unoriginal
theres some really good anime/manga out there but for the most part its all slop copying and repeating successful tropes
(isekai)
they love using historical shit for no reason
it's funny how each movie introduces some new form of immortality/undeath
1 - cursed treasure
2 - Davy's crew
4 - fountain of youth
5 - Salazaar's undead crew
undead pirate is a very cool trope
indeed
undead sailor
take popular trope and add undead to it
it becomes peak
would davy's ship be a modern submarine in the 21st century?
necromancer?
add undeath
lich
liches are such a cool villain concept
also shoutout to gunslinger robots
this fucker used to scare the shit outta me

the corpse jumpscare in jaws scared the fuckity shitfuck out of me every time even though i knew it was coming
I like to imagine his immortality as something memetic rather than magical. Like some SCP shit.
He cannot be killed because he comes from the land of thought and ideas. He is the conclusion of cynicism, misanthropy, and apathy. When a living creature is consumed by hatred, the lich springs forth from their mind and lives again.
Life is already pretty unoriginal too
Killing yourself ain't original either
hang yourself by your balls from a tree
reread what i said
wait
kinda hard
the serbs already beat you there
You see it on the news everyday, you won't even be counted as a statistic
well, it was murder in that case
yes, but how?
they always do the same unoriginal painless methods.
shot to the head
sleeping pills
fall
car exhaust
Point is, enjoy it
make sure to live stream it to us in VC
that's what im sayin
Take a CEO with you
Choose which you hate the most
Luigi probably would've been better off if he took his own life unironically
He's going to be made an example in the courts now
to who
The American public
We need more high-profiles being offed by low-profiles tbh
you got your work cut out for you
Nah
that'd be class warfare
won't anyone think of the poor billionaires who have to tolerate all this hate?
where's xalrider when you need him to suck some capitalist dick?
nvidia ceo telling people to stop hating on ai be like
busy doing it irl
MICROSLOP
microcock
Why would I do it myself when there are mentally ill people I can gaslight
Like the CIA did with Lee Harvey
...And a lot of other people, believe it or not
i believe it
things happened
Little bit
I don’t know the rules and also don’t care
le racisme.. in le bad taste.. mid post
racism should be permitted when it's funny
like when I do it
can't trust nobody in discordia
gotta show your sides
keep your friends close and your enemies closer on discordia
this some real gang shit
Racism is a made up concept
racism is very much real
Let’s see your Wikipedia early life
"Little boy" 
Morning guys
i was being racist
you can tell how stupid and bad at arguing somebody is by how fast they get real philosophical
Dont drink on sunday its not Worth it
its warning children that are not allowed on discord by TOS
did he mean to say that race is a made up concept?
they are not allowed to mess around in discordia
Got it, drink on every other day of the week, got it
of everything discussed this is what you saw
race is also very much real
f1 starts in a month
Targeted harassment, look it up 
I’m my local liquor store’s strongest warrior, I keep them employed and open
Based
But i have pt today in school for 2 Hours
Gonna be hard today

It’s the least I can do for the dwindling small business community in my country
Hero
hey post the sopranos meme
It depends on what your definition of "is" is!
you just gotta ask yourself
why do lesbians have a higher domestic abuse rate then men
we need to up those numbers
Do I understand him correctly, that what we believe is the truth?
Should I continue to drink beers for the next hour while I watch the second half of the Matrix, or not and be fully functional tomorrow
you'll be fully functional by drinking
Because modern men are PUSSIES
Only if I wake up still drunk, ok I got my goal
He lives in a reality where one's beliefs dictate reality
don't bother trying to understand or argue
which one
How is amelia a goth in any shape or form
choker and dark clothing
Every alt girl is goth
the most recent one that was posted in brainfart 2
this one ?
punk? goth
emo? goth
cottage core? believe it or not, goth
almost fucked up and got banned for it
don't post the porn
you can get away with porn
mods can get away with porn
That shit is wrong on so many levels
exactly
It is what I believe in, therefore it is the truth
they are not normal
they got ryry for speaking the truth
they get everyone who speaks the truth
i might have a theory on who controls the server
but they'll ban me for saying that too
wouldn't say control
but has power
i'd say control
Flop is pulling the strings
twink powers?
big flop is behind everything
you know i was racing in the touge the other day
and my engine blew in the middle of the race
its the work of them
i miss-shifted from 5th to 2nd because of them
you know who i'm talking about
i'm a man who likes to nootice
i'm a man who likes to nootice
YESSSSSSSSSSSS
I mention this every time somebody posts cats and rabbits
grooming is a dominant behavior among cats
getting groomed is a dominant among rabbits
so they both think they're topping
I thought grooming was also a sign of affection (within animals)
that too
https://fixvx.com/LocalBateman/status/2013129544681627777 i forgot whose playing new vegas to @ them
Bro has the robo lesbian as his profile picture in brainfart
That requires serious balls my friend, i commend thee
@cunning lance
????
signalis is good
Have you not seen Flop
was debating between that or Peripeteia
Signalis

well you're lucky i completed Honest Hearts yesterday, otherwise i wouldn't recognize the voice as much
That bar rescues episode was crazy. Imagine how disgusting your fridge would have to be to have literal fungus growing out of the cracks
although the setting would give it off as i basically spoiled the entirety of new vegas to myself like...... uhhhhh
idk
Wdym lucky, I saw you post that you completed shit
ages ago
uhh well no
i'm still playing it
Close enough
i completed the game once, immediately started another savefile and that's the ongoing one
idk the order of DLCs so i just went with what i felt is fun
did Honest Hearts without knowing its Honest Hearts (it was fun although short), moved onto Lonesome Road

Oof
All the dlcs are good
dead money honest hearts then lonesome
in order
I would rate it honest hearts, lonesome road, and then that last one i forgot its name
Old world blues
iirc one of the dlcs was just you dying
or rather not dying but just.. the ""end""
or maybe dying idk
Old World Blues probably
You "die"
but i was certain the last dlc of NV ended with you leaving/dying/whatever
That depends on ending
FO3 i know that you die if you don't have the brotherhood dlc
what the fuck is ts bro

what annoys me is that their intended play order doesn't correspond to the levels of the enemies
if you're going by the levels of enemies and checks, you should do HH - DM - OWB - LR
but the intended order is HH - OWB - DM - LR
and the release order was DM - HH - OWB - LR
He finally saw it
all over the place
zamn
Fallout 3
You died at the end
DLC came
You survive and can still play
bro what the fuck is THIS shit
What Hazbin Motel does to a mf
WHAT IS THIIIIIIIIIIIIISA
Oh yeah i forgot about dead money
i saw a reel of that BoS dlc ending at night, i didn't know you can blow up the citadel, then fly there and get told like "omg u traitor"

Except if you are me and game just shits itself and locks you on a bed in brotherhood dlc intro
you aint built for dead money son
me too
Skill issue 
Never playing fo3 again anyway
"The DLC is about letting go", yeah watch me
Nor cared in the first place
retards thinking it's just about the gold bars
hm now i'm like "should i go out and do old world blues"
It breaking meant I didnt have to put up with this shii anymore
you don't even need them
I've not yet played it anyway so I wouldn't know 
Would I be able to join the Enclave for real, it would be my favorite Fallout
Old world blues is alot of fun
didn't a guy from here a while ago get banned, he had a twink legionaire pfp and he also posted a screenshot of his fo4 game, but it also showed somehow that he had a mod that also, ahem, locked you on a bed sometimes

make sure you have something for robots
If need to kill you myself then
if you have a gun build good luck
ah yea
vulpes

just stack on pulse slugs then
???

Yea he downloaded it "on accident"
What did I miss
no way you do it on accident
he fell
That's it?
old people after you don't give them attention for a day
piers morgan when his wife didn't have sex with someone who isn't him for 1 day
you say it like it's normal 
it isnt
idubbbz speedrun?
At this point in the game u sleep on money anyway
the way you worded it
nah he's like on new game+ compared to idubbbz
idubbbz is on a divorce arc, but not that far into it
when i first played fnv i didn't know how to play blackjack and still got banned from every casino
he didnt get the ending yet
i thought luck was a funny stat so i pumped it to 10
piers morgan is on the advanced cucking while married difficulty
I always just took one or two bars and kept them as souvenirs
he's trying to secure access to agartha by offering his wife to yakub but one of his brethren had to test the ware before him
I wonder what he will do after the divorce

"I guess that's it"
Youtuber boxing 4
Shitty unboxing return 
creator clash 1 - raised $1.2mil
creator clash 2 - raised negative $250k
creator clash 3 - had creators drop out because of how negative the PR from idubbbz was
creator clash 4 - TBA
We should only start getting worried about idubbbz if he creates a facebook account and checks out how the live function works
i think CC 4 would be a success if everyone had to fight just idubbbz himself

theres like 7 people who'd love to punch him
Rampage vs. Idubbbz
CC4 but Asmongold wins round 1 by being in the ring and spreading the plague
Damn... 35 (soon to be 36) and got nothing in life
i dont think asmongold has a personal problem with idubbbz
there was a 3rd ?
Cancelled
Let's be fair, he had everything for quite some time and fucked it up
no, there wasn't
that's the point

they cancelled it like last minute
gave out refunds
they 100% paid a giant lump sum of money to reserve an arena
Tbf I don't track or even watch any of them anymore
it's for the better
Bro fumbled the bag so hard, sooner or later it will morph into a McDonald's bag
Even worse for him
Because what you never had, you can't miss...
But if you had everything and then fumbled it...

if you were a true idubbbz hatewatcher you'd know he love Denny's
that's where he went when he was preparing for his boxing match
I bet his wife does too
fucking eating dennys
bet she loves Mr Denny
Ah we talking restaurants
I simply wait for peak
"Canadian mayor's ratings rise after admitting he tried crack" https://youtu.be/nACJOKV_YYA
The Toronto you know today had to be pulled kicking and screaming into existence.
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send this mf to Portland Oregon NOW
He doesn't believe in government funding welfare
He believes in going to an ATM and giving that money to poor people HIMSELF
Cut government spending by spending your own money

Idubbbz should start a musician career and ask his wife's boyfriends to hit it in a 4/4 rhythm, he even gets free adlibs by just recording from the cuck chair
https://fixvx.com/shitpost_game/status/2013034920957161797 @coarse bear @cunning lance
Clip so old Blood was still learning multiplication tables
unc just got reminded of the good ol' days
skyrim i haven't played at all, so i can only say that he looked like he shat himself
Fuckin cold
@river zealot https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTU4LOOeaxE
Clip is from season 8 episode 5 of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
you may be older than me but you too will not receive a retirement provision that you can survive on 
I'm good actually

world wont last long enough for some of us to retire
most likely because you took care of your retirement plan yourself
which is a luxury but the depot that you're paying into each month will not cover the expenses you will have when you get to the retirement age
they already started allowing you to make 2k€ on the side tax-free once you're retired

Damn, is pension that low?
does he know the method?HE KNOWS
If living indefinitely becomes Impossible when I grow old, I just yeet myself.
But before that, all my savings go to my son
Once upon a time it was enough to survive on, even lavishly, that's about what, 10 years back now?
You were able to survive on it up until the major inflation, maybe not lavishly but you could've survived.
But now that is absolutely impossible without a job while being retired, which basically means you're not really retired, just your status says that.
six seven mentioned
Or you were able to secure your own retirement plan, either by investing or at least by putting funds aside
Finally learned why Denuvo destroys performance.
It runs normal code through a fantasy stack-based VM that jits the code back together with a bunch of junk jumps on the fly, completely trashing CPU cache and undoing optimizations that developers worked hard on.
And this is apart from constant timing and fingerpringing, and a bunch of other evil stuff.
Truly a bane of gaming.
Took him long enough, it literally advertises that shit lmao
But virtualizing everything is extremely costly, even with a very fast vm, so only parts of the codebase are virtualized
I would imagine that publishers are still to blame for not testing shit with the denuvo vm and anti-tamper
Trash Tier Games only
Lmao
aura farming
in my country, it really depends on what job you worked and not in a good way
for example, if you busted your ass working a physically demanding and low-paying job at a factory, you basically get barely enough to survive (IF you don't have to pay rent/you have your own house)
but if you sat at a cushy desk job with an above average pay, you get more money per month than the vast majority of people in the 20-35 age bracket 
cod4 mw?
yessir
good choice 
Pencil pusher wins again


I'll be honest, if I wouldn't already know that I am good, I would probably be stressing on a daily about something I can't change anyways
the ltg ones?
yes i am close to finally doing it
i just realized
Palace of culture, innit
5 peple used to live here.. now its a gos town
yeah, that
@river zealot playing COD4, saw a guy in the opening credits named Joel Glompert
Hi Dry Hi ham Hi Xalrider Hi fuckinski

IN LOVING MEMORY OF:
JOEL GLOMPERT
Why his leg brokey
"Palace of Culture"
I wish every country took such a proactive stance on advancing and developing their culture
but without the propaganda and erasure
ya know
no sinicization
5 people used to goon here.. now its a ghost town..
Hi kitty
He a cutter
where sausage?
pizz
are you yanking my pizzle?
good thing they sent Henry to Deliver the King's Cum
he's the greatest yanker of pizzles in czechia
and he knows how to handle heavy sacks
henry of scumlitz
I understand the appeal of this game
but I don't sympathize with the people who are mad it didn't beat Expedition 33
it does a lot of the things people mock bethesda for
i think kcd is fun I'll have to hop back on
still need to finish kcd1 before i go to the 2nd one
on rails storytelling
a few immortal NPCs
the combat goes from too hard to too easy very quickly
am fish blublublublublub
omw to get el presidente
sometimes, I wish I could just swing my sword to hurt somebody like I'm playing Elder Scrolls
but it doesn't go through because I'm not locked on for the stupid fucking stance system
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovXI5WXL6cY el presidentes speech
oil rig? solid.... ...
and I hate it when ONE npc corners me while I'm trying to sneak around
he demands that I leave, but doesn't react while I pull out my bow and draw an arrow
need a way to do stealth takedowns from the front or something
or at least make them react faster to me pulling out a weapon
no its not
what game is this
what did dry mean by this 
Hardbreak shipspacer
sseth did a video
It's fun if you like the type of game
or maybe it was mandalore
You get to do one of earth's most dangerous jobs but in space
Menial work in space
me microsleeping every 5-10 seconds because i got 0 sleep and that one cup of coffee just murdered me
sseth did the bideo
oflin in the fart aint no way
trying to play the game to keep myself busy, opening my eyes just to stare at a wall
flaccid.... ...
i wish there was a deadspace like game where you gotta clear out ships
Funny how Sseth exploded his Discord because it turned out to be full of chuds 
I thought his janitor blew it up
corpo pays you to clear out hostiles alinelife forms space pirates etc
Ain't that Starsector
Duskers, big 
but there was another game about jumping ship to ship
yeah that snooze fest for me
I was under the impression that he has no public server
opening a server is just asking for controversy to surround you if you don't go through the process of vetting moderators
Water pipes busted in school i got free week
Wasn't it patreon only
I was gonna say wasnt it patreon
but also
they paid for it
maybe that's what I'm thinking of
I thought he had a small server for him and his merchant's guild
fewer members
membership comes at a cost, so nobody can use alts for free
much easier to moderate
It do be a $1 membership
So it's not a huge loss
Unless the server was actually fucking public

sseth talked about this on his streams years ago
the merchants had another server that was public. many people were under the impression that it was his server.
I highly recommend listening to his immunology streams
lots of interesting stuff that applies to medicine and health in there
Still funny that this is for ESO
You talk like it didn't happen
wtf

@bz11k
@grizzled meadow

What is this devilry
bring busy back
I was just on YouTube and got child labor as an advertisement 
wtf is wrong with YouTube?
calm down epstein
no way I go on that Island again 
Epstein Island as a fortnite map when?
next extraction shooter should take place there
YouTube advertising brainrot
that's me in every fantasy
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why can he shout tho
Bro has emr jacket on that czech national symbols And he he is the guy who checkes tikcets
Actualy sad
- the symbol is only allowd on gov buildings or state jobs like army/police
What a joke
buying russian surplus advances russian corruption and hastens the collapse of the russian state

you can also buy russian surplus on ebay
freshly picked from the trees in ukraine
despite making up only 13% of the brainfart regulars, russians are responsible for 50% of the yapping
I'm liking the xenos already
What the fuck are they hiding over there in Greenland?
but don't let the emperor know I said that
Is she Spartacus?
(Im 27)
Wrong, pal
I'm Spartacus
"I'm Ryan Gosling!"
"No, I'm Ryan Gosling!"
Didnt extend my contract so yea
Fair, enjoy the time off
I am Alpharius
Zoomer
"To neutralize the source of deadly toxins, chairman was given a task to remove the cause of the ecological catastrophe by any means necessary"
A kid working in a farm is like hecking child labour
His last message
Didn't even know what he was saying
RIP
Busy left??
its a saying
basically means, "if i knew beforehand, i would have done it"
My furnace is broken yet again
Using my PC to heat my room
It is 42 degrees in this room
Ah, thank you!
Well I knew beforehand and didn't took the opportunity 
retard

are you trying to boil alive
farenheit'
gesundheit
or 5.5 celsius
water freezes at 32 degrees
Actually it freezes at zero degrees
farenheit is 32 celsius is 0
dude
And water starts to boil at 100
peak
212 fareneheit is water boiling
i dont know which is worse, right traffic countries or imperial unit countries
where you drive on the right side of the road
Driving right is what's normal
uk is retarded
fuck the uk
drives on the left side
Yeah, UK abnormal retards
fucking retards
Turns out @tepid pebble is a fucking britbong
are you blind
right side driving, its in the name, right
sitting in my chair with 2 blankets on and my hands are fucking freezing
been to singapore recently, they drive right handed too fucking commonwealth countries
true
uk uses imperial
not really no
metric
fareinheit is alot better at being more specific about outside temp
How
Celsius is best
Its more so about ease of use
Celsius is best ease of use
Boiling temp ? 100, freezing temp ? 0
when i hear something in celsius about outside temp i just do not understand it
Same with Fahrenheit
cultural differences
At least Celsius got clear logic
its cuz farenheit was based apparently on body temp and not physics
it really is a non scientific measuring system
So it's retarded
yep

nah
UK is actually the worst
They use Celsius, sure
But they also use imperial WITH metric AND
They use stones for weight
caveman ass measurement
⚖️ 2.0st (stones) is equal to 12.7kg (kilograms)
wow what an arbitrary number
The world, if Americanoids would adapt the Metric System
At least the science people in US do use metric, because SI
Nevermind the fact that SI includes "mole"
too busy invading Venezuela
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Goo...
anything scientific we use metric
They're already done and it wasn't ruled an invasion by polymarket
This guy still lives in 3th of January 2026
The future is now, it's already over
Also @bz11k mentioned
The retirement age is whenever you’ve saved enough to live off your savings. So naturally most people will retire at 80.
Didn't they crash something on the moon because they fucked up using feet or something?
retiring when most people die
I personally plan to work as much as possible and be forced to retire by 60 to avoid literally dying to stress
just rob people
The retirement age will just increase as you get older.
cant wait to retire at 80
I will retire
By the time you're are 80 it will be 86 
Trust
nothing ever retires
cant wait to retire at 86 
The system only works if there are more young people than old ones.
Time to kill off a large swathe of the population, I guess.
"This is for my retirement"
So... You're suggesting that we imprison all fertile women and use them as Baby farms in order to create people that pay for our retirement?
Follow this simple retirement tip:
||die||
Yeah
"the system" already collected all those money for your retirement, the notion that young people should pay for older peoples retirement salaries is retarded and makes the system a ponzi scheme
Someone should make a women's fiction book about that.
bold to think there isnt already fanfiction about that shit
Knowing booktok it already exists

It's what it has always been, also inflation makes that collected money worthless 
Dating in 2026



