#🎪bruh-fart
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I legit don't know about Enron
And I was born 1996
what
Sounds like American Problem
Perhaps, but I know as much about Enron, as much as you do about Wirecard
I didn't know about the connection to the Bush admin
jesus
That's rather funny
One of the main conspirator Jan Marsalek chills in Russia now

fuck your stupid politics, behold
This modern take on cowboy bacon features spicy, candied strips of meat that have an irresistible texture halfway between crispy and chewy. This will be the most talked-about snack at your party. Enjoy!
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Smothering shit in BBQ sauce/hot sauce and peppers doesn't make it cowboy, this trend is retarded
if you turn on the video, you can actually hear chef john muse on the origin of it
I dont like the cowboy food trend, its not cowboy coffee it's just coffee, it's not cowboy beans it's just beans etc
Old fashioned is a better term
I love me self some cowboy hamburgers, with cowboy fries and a cowboy cola! But don't forget to bring the cowboy ketchup and the cowboy mayonnaise!
Yeehaw!
Kent Rollins is a fine man but he's the blame for this cowboy shit



That doesn't sound too bad if you add honey or something
Or maybe they'll find some modern food to call cowboy because they made it in their $900 smoker
I forgot how absurdly tanky hellfire troopers are in TTW, even more than vanilla FO3 because they have both DT and DR
What some people do is add way too much liquid smoke so that everything tastes like shit
Some restaurants, too
Literally takes a sneak attack with an .50 AMR to the noggin to one-shit them
What pissed me off one day is this restaurant I went to didn't say anything about being vegan, they're menu didn't label it, their name didn't annotate to it it looked like a normal BBQ joint, their menu labeled shit like they were selling meats, so I ordered some brisket low and behold it was some liquid smoke brined tofu block and I lost my shit
I left
I couldn't, they shut down a week later because of deceptive marketing
And people caught on
what was the name of the restaurant
I'm playing something, shoo!
Roy and Pam's chop shop
Their menu just said brisket, no vegan sign like a plant symbol, no label saying otherwise
Then said meats by the lb
I ordered a half lb of brisket, half lb of links and half lb of shoulder, it was all plant based
Because it was a small establishment
It was open for less than 3 weeks
Didn't even have time to google maps
I saw it on the side of the road and I was hungry so I stopped by, I like BBQ but that was wrong to do to people
I just posted some interesting looking candied bacon recipe and accidentally triggered some vigilante's origin story in here
where

here, this whole cowboy food tirade started from a simple video
that shit looked fire

well that looks painful
This looks like a good shortcut
as long as its not that one mod
throw gyrard to deathclaws and he'll come back pregnant
romance option behind that door
ngl i am tempted to watch the fallout show
it cant be worse than master cheeks
classic construction workers
everyone seem to be liking it
make sure to do a piss bottle check if ur getting ur house renovated by contractors
its really good if you like fallout
its mid if you're a loremaster retard
what, you're thirsty?
hes a thirsty little flower
i'm thirsty for strong men and women
real
heyyyy :3
hiiiiiiiiii :3
cat
what if we held hands
we friend then
is arena breakout only pvp
Uh I think yea
But the players are braindead or cheaters so there's no real struggle
Yes, bum filter is active
People with hands only
Its pvpve
CHUd
we know
thank you 
I don't like that guy though
👽 flies by
I also have this one
it looks like a benis
hello
Me every time I go to the kitchen after I bought a bunch of bananas
tarkov channel inhabitants have found your questionable post
Monkey loves banana
We out here, observing our orbs

ill touch your orb
Touch your own orb! This one is mine!
grok delete his orb
do not fuck the sauagussy
On the plus side you're fucking someone, good for you!
GSC would be forever my favorite company if they had him voice a marine in of the 40k episodes
So fucking true
Total Warhammer Energy
id forgive all their stupid shit just get him to voice a character
IT BE EVEN FUNNIER IF HE WAS JUST A REGULAR GUARDSMEN
Potentially the greatest edits of all time
If you watch any Warhammer edit with Alex Jones, they all make total sense... I have yet to see one, that's not lore accurate 
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@sleek stirrup (.ssigor) has been muted for reason: you have 1 day to change ur offensive pfp / name / bio or banned #📄rules
That's fucked
I watched the first few episodes and I just really don't like it
building
The jokes just didn't really hit
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Plus I heard they fucked up New Vegas
do you not know about that?
I'm making my own video game now btw so I'm shilling it here as well - https://store.steampowered.com/app/3708630/Copperfell/
Original animation from Strawinsky - http://strawinsky.net/
Yes this is the specific mashup that was sampled by Kanye West in Donda
Instrumental by Vessel - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4MPeJRsdhc
I know this has bee...
its globgogabgalab but backwards get it
Its ass
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my dad use to have 3 ostriches in mexico
2 died from sickness
@narrow lotus
last one suddenly became an asshole and tried hurting others so he killed it
What does Espada mean?
sword
Obese Iedy
Thanks
its spinach
That means "rapier"
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“Sword rapier”

From dark souls 2
what an interesting pfp
yall just gooning now

I think you got the wrong guy
I never played that
HA!
yeah
for sure...
Well you mentioned it so whatever
Also play it
Idot
Wife 
You'll never have the honse grill
wheres that one guy obsessed with her on insta when you need him
Noooo
Its time for hoi4 autismaxxing @drifting mantle
Soviet Onion?
Da
Open #🎪bruh-fart
Maybe not today
Yeah, go back to #╟❓general-offtopic

I'm not taking orders from that bavarian corporal
Yes you do
Looks cozy right?
Looks still work in Progress
it is

nuke brotherhood
I would say neither, I started with the Mojave Chapter of the Brotherhood
Dont they get btfo by ncr
They have a Focus tree that can stand up to the ncr. You basically aquire a lot of firepower and armor.
I say it's good to learn, especially since you struggel early game... And once you secured New Vegas, you can paint the map
Never played as mr House
I installed the Enclave sub mod and always played them

One of the main reasons I carry around a whole-ass gatling laser
These fucks are so tanky
they naturally have a lot of DR right
Based
Fuck Albino Rad Scorpions and Super Mutant Overlords
They have 1500 health
🪨 👈🏻
And Enclave hellfire troopers
I know, but they eat ammo
true
Death to all muties
& 
Is that what the song name means
yea
Very interesting
There's at least 3 VW things for sale in my area
the government doesnt want you to know you can take the monkeys home
I hope fallout new vegas is remastered but none of the content is changed
I hope they add the cut content and features
Also this
Expand the legion content
Especially
fucking went to go install netflix so i could watch trailer park boys in bed because i do not have a tv and they put fucking fortnite back up on the store
I feel like they might only add stuffs that werent added due to time constraint
But other than that ig its just graphic update
So wait a remaster is fully confirmed to be in the works?
Or are we still just talking about the rumors
pretty good yeah
Rumours
Damn
Fnv remaster coming soon
Source: it was revealed to me in a dream
One can only hope
Hopefully it's not shit either
The Oblivion remaster seems to have gone over well though so there's precedent
i'm pretty sure fo3 remaster was in bethesda leaked stuff
so fo3 is probably more likely then fnv
custom floating town is coming along nicely
fuck fallout 3
enclave is boring
manul
manul
no matter how many mods i add or ttw installations fallout 3 sucks just as much shit every time
fo3 is my fav
was my first Bethesda game after oblivion on Xbox 360
nuke megaton then
same but on pc
FUCK MY HUD MODS ARE SO CLOSE TO WORKING TOGETHER RAHHH
actually no morrowind was my first
dude that map is gigantic
yeah im gonna have to adjust it
currently running a reshade tempted to download nvr again and try a preset that doesnt cut my fps to 40
hitting refresh rate currently
morrowind was the second game i ever played on og xbox
halo was first
This is awful
Why would you want a minimap taking up that much of the screen
fuck my pipboy is green
idk maybe because i havent changed the scale setting yet
Then change that shit
thats epic
i like morrowind on xbox
there we go
morrowind is first game i play on any older pc
it blew my 12 year old mind
i was running vista vm with vmware and it ran amazingly on it i was shocked
goddamn fnv is looking rough these days
itll prob always be my fav TES game
i am not pulling these from the reshade screenshots
makes it look a great deal better
people have overhauled it pretty well but it will never be gamma tier
i usually just get qol mods and dont bother with graphics anymore
Drip unlocked
i basically just run viva and texture packs
and some nice visual elements
just trying to get my ui sorted out before i go add better ambience and effects like bullet trails
now i gotta figure out why the fuck its green
one of my mods is doing it
oh
yep
thats always fun
and its not the mods i even suspected
if its one of my icon mods istg
fixed the scale but its still fucking green
yellow light coming from the green pipboy
im gonna fucking shoot myself
i think pipboy light is only thing that bugs me about vanilla fallout
fuck it lets see if that does anything
its still green
there is no fucking shot yui is making my shit gren
its not
there isnt even a single ttw mod in my list
i dont know why its green
logged back into netflix to finish supernatural and theyve taken it off
wtf
thats like
the one netflix series that's worth using that site for
i watch it in prime fr
fixed it
fuck it im doing nvr
the pizza terror will continue until morale improves
Parbaking the dough is advised.
1 Dough Ball:
95 grams high gluten flour
60 grams water
1/4 tsp instant yeast
1/2 tsp salt
1/2 tsp olive oil
Mix in stand mixer and let rise
Use as much peanut butter and marshmallow cream as you want.
#blunder #cooking #comedy #funny #parody #satire #humor #pizzatime
would
I already know that your diet is of an common insect pest, it's not as shocking as you may have hoped
u goober, i already know what you think of me
there we go now its working
Look at this
wowwie zowwie
It's that minimap mod you have but on your pipboy
You know, if you don't already use the pippad
im actually gonna add that
I'm going to wait for the pip-pad version before I install it but it's pretty neat
pipaddd
shit looks sweet
wonder how it plays with b42 interact
cuz im gonna add that
and that kinda uses your left hand
Not sure tbh
I'm hoping in the future they'll be a modlist to remove pipboy menus entirely. We already have this and the backpack mod
Man
Like Metro
My boss makes a quarter and I make a dime...
That's why I goon on company time...
10 cents compared to 25 is hella good
I make a penny
alright i got it looking pretty good now
is that borderlands 1
now onto miscellanious effects and weapon models
I would prefer the minimap further into the corner
maybe remove the time/date widget entirety
honestly i cant even respond to that without sounding like an asshole
i like the date and time widget
go make a patch for it
Patch this dick
no stay pissing the bed
Red power! ❤️
Blue power! 💙
Green power! 💚
Pink power! 🩷
... 🤍
Yellow power! 💛
P!who
Are you taller?
you should have taken like 3 or 5 big caps at most lmao
you're going to the fungus realm
clicked on it and it wasn't 3000$ of dildos, I don't think you're using it right
(what is the miscellaneous food for)
who the FUCK actually buys dildos on amazon
the list is called "pantry"
it is shit to be found in my pantry
I don't know if you can bulk stock a pantry, it has to be built up of random shit not used over years
like a forever soup but of non perishables going unused
that sounds retarded
having a properly stocked pantry is cleanliness
and cleanliness is next to godliness

MREs
38 bucks for a case of 12
don't I know it
im eating one right now 😄
NAH i got you one cheaper cuz hang on
those mountain house hiking meals are doodoo dog shit imo
says you
that's why I said imo
nvm. They ran out of em :[
freeze dried emergency food is freeze dried emergency food
in my (gae and retarded) opinion
if yours were $38 for 12, $78 for 24 isnt all that bad
THATS why im trying to find em
do you have a preferred alternative
also when you buy them in 24 you get case a and b so it's the full range of meals
for emergency food? Just the 80$ 24 pack mres
the hiking food seems cost ineffective I think
i agree, but having controlled variety is why i have them saved
i can't order 52 of a specific mre
FUCK, the prices have all gone up. All cus that woman had to get shot by ice
im stealing this :]
I hate the ones where it's just entrees and not the full thing
48 entrees in a box
YO this looks solid https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0DNQ4WRG5/?coliid=IXXLYBP9V60DY&colid=225IG76NVQP2S&psc=1
pre made kits are always doodoo
Put together your own and be familiar with it
Also add narcan in there it's not a bad idea
im not reviving an addict
oh yeah weird stare me then

i picked the rhino rescue ifak because it is gucci make-a-de-sense
maybe ill go like fall down a cliff and figure out how to use the suture kit
I just don't like premade kits. I've never not been disappointed by them
have you even looked over the contents in that one
@naive bison
i'll molle that one onto my 3 day pack and buy another for my car
they make a headrest version
same shit in different bag
Some women really think that a taser or gun buried at the bottom of their bottomless purse filled with (???) would be useful in a sudden emergency
!!!!!!!!!!buynow!!!!!!!!!
I have a phlster enigma holster, I have never had a holster that can make a full sized pistol just disappear
it's gone
you'd never know
I remember a flash game that you had to control justin bieber and had to shoot the police
And if you died this scene played
can even tuck shirt in and wear a dress shirt (reason I got it) still works
It's so goated (if expensive)
My shit country won't allow me to own guns
move somewhere else, ez
I wish
where do you live
Brasil
lol one of my revolvers was made there
not owning a gun in the pvp server is crazy
you're all the same color
Taurus?
let me guess you're also a middle class city boy
yeah taurus 856 UL
Don't buy if you value your life
decent revolvers
hasnt seen one explode in the shooters face
bleak
It's a revolver, fucking up one is hard even for a monkey
taurus somehow managed to do so
Small rural city boy
outperforms my 9mm 147g hst rounds
I don't live in the shitholes that are big cities
didnt have to tell me what your physique is like, now we know you're a femboy
this is my european problem solver
Do you think people will do Fortnite dances while killing civs in like 10 years
A CZ, real nice
im gonna change it out for a 10mm springfield XDM soonish
Wish i had a 75b
friends don't let friends buy a Taurus (I like my taurus
)
I wish, these get a lot of women around here
While also quoting dumb memes
its bleak when smith and wesson .44's are cheaper than taurus
duh all your women like women and anything that resembles a woman
People were doing this during most wars
Time is a flat circle
And soldiers will always be boys
beyond a main carry gun the rest are for fun anyways 
they don't gotta be great
"Tralaleilo tralala" he said as he mag dumped a room
Mag dump? That's for pussies who follow the geneva suggestions

Real war criminals clear rooms with frags
imagine jayvontayquarius pulls up for your wallet
oops 20 federal punch rounds in your chest in under a second
And then my wallet had much less money than what i wasted on ammo
its fucking .22
Peam
Still, gets the message across
what .22 are you buying that breaks the bank
Comp pistol usually does
Ain't that how they train you to do it?
ammo
Where crime?
fucking .22 open point sierra match king hollow point boat tail handloads
What if there's civillians?
federal punch is like 25 cents per round
The one sold in california
Tennessee? Yeah I'd guess as much
Biiiiiiiwomp
Heard there's a city called Gatlinburg
87 for 500 rounds then 11 excise and 8.75 sale tax @spring quail
It's a fucking russian stereotypical town
Bears everywhere you go
the bears only target trash cans
they're literally harmless
So you'd get headlines like: "normal man holds family of 7 hostage"
WRONG
backround for ammo
Bears are harmless
wrong type of bear retard
Man what the hell
we have bitch made basically domesticated black bears

Something divine
ewwwwwwwwWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
glocks are ass
nintendo is ass
combine the two?
I want to ODE brown my glock slide
believe it or not, ass
Amd frame
Glocks are bad? How come?
i said so
Fair enough
i prefer metal frames and guns that arent top heavy
So you're an ass guy?
I like me a well rounded woman
I was gonna say
They're just ugly
Big asses and big tits can get gross looking
So far I met 2 people who hate glock
One is 1911 fudd
And other just follow trend
I hate glocks because they're plastic shit bricks, they make them cheap and dime a dozen
lol "why that baby black"
They're pretty customizable tho
well shes a snow bunny for one
If that's what you can afford then that's it
Putting some cool drawings
Or paintjob
Shooting jaquaranius l'apostrophé with a legendary skin glock 45
@spring quail Oi
a weapon pack that covers every weapon does not exist
or they do and are crash ridden
theres one that just released as i finished but you need to set it up first before even doing viva
so i just cant
and the one that just released insnt even a single pack its a wabba full of 40 million different packs
to cover most weapons
There is and it's free because I use them. Gotta brave Nexus to get them but they exist.
Man, the nicest paintjobs i see on pistols are for glocks
JCB ass paint job
-# because they are the best pistols
If you're talking about anonx's packs, the WAP packs, They are legit the best and the fact that you need to download them one by one shouldn't be an issue. Modding requires sacrifice my guy lol.
no im not talking about wap
I got his Nexus link right here you just tell me you want it
it replaces EVERY weapon texture mesh etc
including ttw
Yeah but weren't you just complaining that they make you crash? And lamenting alternatives?
these packs
are all from the same people who make wsg a pack built on the best of times
and also support viva in every single one of their packs
same visual pack im fucking using too
salvo
ok...
which support viva and wsg installs
I'm so confused now
talking about the aio link i just posted
to use it however you would need to set it up first because of the way the mod handling and the fact you cant compress it all into one mod
i really would have liked to use it but it was down because of a crash bug and i could not acquire the mods
hope the gun and friends creator keeps going
all his models look great
IS THAT MY GOAT SUPERMAN
Think about yugioh cards
me during lunch at amazon
my coworker said he was gonna shoot some random guy taking a jog while we were on break so i handed him my revolver and called no balls
he in fact had no balls
Burgerland moment
18 year olds are retarded
well not everyone wants to deal with a druggy regardless of what drugs they're using
go listen to tuning fork or singing bowl asmr

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hey i tested him he quit acting tough right then and there
this same guy inherited a dodge viper, sold it, and instantly lost the $40k he got from it
Saw this earlier wtf
Ah Im late again...
https://steamcommunity.com/id/Equestria_At_War/myworkshopfiles/?appid=394360
must have for all HoI4 nerds
Honse
You playing mech warrior 5?
yed
Is it any good? I was considering it a long while back and now it's got dlc and a spin off thing
im enjoying it with the YAML mod suite for MWO-tier customization (also makes the game harder)
i played up to the end of act 1 on xbox gamepass a while ago and i just passed that literally now
during the winter sale i bought the succession wars edition (all dlc except latest) then later the latest dlc
the spin off game is basically call of duty mechwarrior, 5 mercs is a sandbox outside of the campaigns
Compared to mech warrior 2 mercs or mech 4 mercs, how is it?
also all the guides on steam for the game are hilariously outdated. a lot of community mods have been integrated into the game, you really only need YAML
i never played mechwarrior 2 or 4
Ah gotcha
I might pick it up on sale, does look fun
after playing armored core its a nice breath of fresh air for "walking tank" type gameplay
but like i said all you really need is the YAML suite and maybe a sound mod
My soul still yearns for a new Titanfall 
default sounds are fine
steam workshop my goat
game has a built in mod manager too but you have to restart the client for basically every setting
but get the succession wars edition. you miss out on the sandbox part without the career mode which is dlc only
but wait for sale because $100 game is aids. was $33 on sale
this mech looks like iedy
you can at least melee in this game but its a double edged sword, also damages your arm parts
Every impact has an equal and opposite reaction
if it was equal/opposite in this game my player character would be ground beef 3 missions ago
5 point harness seatbelts are op
It's easier to absorb an impact if you're ready for it, and not using yourself as a fist
tell that to my player character
I think my favorite mech has to be the king carb
Favorite heavy is probably an Orion
Classic juggernaut
Favorite medium is the hunchback
unfathomably based
king crab enjoyers unite
Same
If I had to pick a second favorite, I have a soft spot for the Battlemaster
Also the Awesome
Whats this game u guys talkin about
mechwarrior 5
Mechwarrior universe
mercs*
mad cat fucks
my first battletech game was a mechassault 1 demo on an xbox demo disc one thousand years ago
the arms arent meant to be arm arms
When the dinosaurs walked
they're articulating hardpoints
Why did it shoot the Ostrich man 😭
What did the Ostrich do
harbor fugitives idk
if you wanted to make sure the people you're trying to assault had a hard a time as possible wouldnt you kill or capture their livestock
Burn the livestock with lasers or ballistic weaponry so they have no food
yes
laser go bwommmmmmmm
i like battletech
doesnt rely on minovsky particle bullshit like all of gundam
just "hi you're outgunned get fucked"
Your super mobile and tactical Vindicator just came up against my Hunchback with 6 medium lasers in the shoulder. Perish
Anyone else still feeling like its not 2026?
maybe i need to get a hunchback
Hunchbacks always punch above their weight
Atlases are cool but nothing has more aura than King Crabs
fucking chevrolet made a king crab variant in battletech lore
i can now talk to my cute country girl crush about battletech since she's a chevy girl
king crab vs metal gear rex
call it
i keep blowing her legs off with this explosive sniper lmao
"There were no signs"
well not on purpose
she runs straight at the mfs im gonna slap with 150 explosive damage
shes only melee
she has 4 fucking laser rifles in her inventory
take the powerfist
time to run the gauntlet and i do not remember how to
turn off those cringe ass gae waypoint markers
YOUR OBJECTIVE IS OVER HERE
IN CASE YOU MISSED IT
ITS RIGHT HERE
it did come in handy one of the howizters launched the shit out of the body
Hug the mountain wall and run
i just tanked with stimmies
yay power armor training
i hit a reproducable crash in mw5
i wanna kill ymself
rapidly
do i start silent hill f or yakuza 5
yakuza
i need to catch up so i can play pirate yakuza
these people were literally xenophobic 
also one is a woman and the other one is black
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I will not respond to questions regarding how I make/use AI.
(i will not share my models, sorry!)
[𝗠𝗼𝗱𝘀]
- REFramework https://github.com/praydog/REFramework
- EMV-Engine https://github.com/alphazolam/EMV-Engine
- RELit
- Vergil Hair Bangs https://www.nexusmods.com/devilmaycry5/mods/787
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tfw no vergil to read you stories to bed
Wake up honey, time for another false flag
where's vergil
titans
alright gonna see if it fucks my save
white monsmter mentioned
Boone
yeahhh boone
U mean "Snipe something 400 km away scaring the living shit out of you" guy
yeah
[𝗔𝗜 𝗧𝗼𝗼𝗹]
RVC v2
I will not respond to questions regarding how I make/use AI.
(i will not share my models, sorry!)
[𝗠𝗼𝗱𝘀]
- REFramework https://github.com/praydog/REFramework
- EMV-Engine https://github.com/alphazolam/EMV-Engine
- RELit
- Vergil Hair Bangs https://www.nexusmods.com/devilmaycry5/mods/787
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much better
i will never forgive sega
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE OLD VERSION WITH ONLY 2 LANGUAGES IS LEGACCCCCCCCCCCCYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Yeah its a little rough around the edges
Still better than vanilla
pave was 2k and nice looking
holy shit you can tell the texture difference in the pipboy so bad
HOLY SCUFFED
it looks fucking amazing in everyone elses game
But can he rave?
am i fucking missing something
i want dan southworth to read me bedtime stories
or just fucking do audiobooks as vergil
ah i see you can do pave and totnw
are topless femboys illegal
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