🎪bruh-fart

[pseudo robin]

Uhhhhh actually pve isnt a dlc its an expansion!!!!

[minor cypress]

$80 chinese region exclusion dlc.

[placid sail]

and this is me

frick you myshinka

[eager igloo]

King Julien looking headahh

[tall prairie]

give to me your peanuts

[placid sail]

can't hear you up here hater

[minor cypress]

Whos the polar opposite gamedev of nikita?

Im voting rimworld devs

[tall prairie]

gabe?

[eager igloo]

Gates of hell?

[river zealot]

yes

[visual stirrup]

someone who just works on the goddamn game and doesn't post on twitter?

[tall prairie]

Gates of hell!

[river zealot]

last skirmish for talvisota

[eager igloo]

How is it

[river zealot]

the game or the mission?

[placid sail]

no man's sky repentance division devs

[eager igloo]

Game

[visual stirrup]

maybe the dwarf fortres guys?

[river zealot]

its good, dlcs are somewhat expensive, but they have a lot of content

singeplayer missions are like an hour long each and are pretty interesting

still half more to go

and a british dlc releases very soon

[tall prairie]

game is cool 👍
just sp campains are a challenge
but doable
and has replayability imo
with the dynamic generated things you have

[minor cypress]

NMS was one hell of a redemption arc

[minor cypress]

Nikita is the kinda dev to call a scrum meeting, change one value by misspelling a variable, then slap his name on an update.

[icy apex]

hopefully stalker 2 will redeem itself the same way

[placid sail]

tis silly to think that gaben is some saint that is cleaning your drooling face with a napkin

[icy apex]

He is

[minor cypress]

Infinite hopium needed. Still haven't beat it

[icy apex]

Gabe saved my life

[eager igloo]

I mean, now on discount game is 40pln and everything is 200

So not too bad

[placid sail]

he's just one of the few game devs who's actually smart and not clinically retarded

[icy apex]

I've seen miracles happen

[river zealot]

oh yeah, if you want to get it, nows the time

[icy apex]

He stands still with steam and doesnt actively try to fuck it up

[eager igloo]

I will

[minor cypress]

I uninstalled after one of the bossfights slogged at 15fps with random frame drops

[placid sail]

but he's making a profit out of you just as anyone else, he allowed porn games, he allowed skin speculation

[tall prairie]

yes
so the best you can get

[eager igloo]

KCD2 also looks at me but its 200

[visual stirrup]

it checks out
they went radio silent and used the money they received to WORK ON THE FUCKING GAME PEOPLE PAID FOR

Internet Historian noted that their silence was discussed by people who bought the game

[eager igloo]

Payday is far away

[placid sail]

he's making it worth your time and money, but he's no jesus

[visual stirrup]

NIKITA
I'M NOT PAYING YOU ANOTHER HUNDRED DOLLARS

[placid sail]

just don't get it twisted

[visual stirrup]

GIVE ME MY FUCKING GAME

AHH

[minor cypress]

At least the products they do make usually work well

[icy apex]

who on the right mind will buy the stream version now

[tall prairie]

guys who didnt have tarkov before

[quaint ore]

Praying to god for EFTs downfall rn

[minor cypress]

My only gripe is having cool stuff made then randomly not supported, like steam link boxes. They still work, just dropped support for it

[icy apex]

I hope 1.0 will be ass and battlestate collapses

Nikita falls deeper into his tampon sniffing addiction and dies

[placid sail]

tf2 shitting itself on barely working life support sounds

[tall prairie]

i have friends that only play pve eft
guys is that a skill issue?

[minor cypress]

Shouldn't have deleted the potato pic

[river zealot]

yugrt

yo

gurt

yogurt

[placid sail]

pineapple!

[minor cypress]

Yeah that

[icy apex]

the valve janitor is doing more maintanence with TF2 than nikita ever did with EFT

[placid sail]

hilarious shit

[tall prairie]

yo gurt ✌️

[placid sail]

do not anger the machine spirit and don't touch the pineapple

[quaint ore]

That single valve janitor keeping TF2 standing

[tall prairie]

i like that gmod is still getting updates

[placid sail]

like I said, out of all big capitalist overlords selling us crack, gaben is the best

[quaint ore]

https://tenor.com/view/aot-eren-attack-on-titan-attack-titan-eren-yeager-gif-25312893

[placid sail]

but he is still one

[visual stirrup]

NIKITA!
WHERE IS MY FUCKING GAME!?

https://tenor.com/view/prigozhin-gif-6889483180864512435

[tall prairie]

when push on nikita headquarters

[quaint ore]

Cause garry newman saw shit like auschwitz rp and decided that the internet cant be allowed that much freedom for their own good

[placid sail]

you know how he hears your constant collective bitching about the game while you continue to pay for that shit?

[river zealot]

pay?

none of us havent bought shit since we bough it first

[placid sail]

"oh yessss Nikita touch me everywhere and do whatever you want I'm your bitch"

[river zealot]

its not subscription based

[eager igloo]

Oh wait my mom payed me back

Lesgooo

[quaint ore]

Pay? Bro I never gave nikita a dime, i play on my brother's account cause he realised earlier than me that the game is ass

[placid sail]

what about those something something edition he keeps releasing?

something something stash something something another paid bullshit

[minor cypress]

Don't say that shit too loud

[river zealot]

than again, if the game is shit, i just wont buy it

[icy apex]

SHOIGU! GERASIMOV!!!!!

[quaint ore]

Even when i got eft for free i can confidently say its ass

[river zealot]

i think its shit

i didnt buy the edition

[icy apex]

https://tenor.com/view/vadimlopatin1-gif-10583025013305900385

[placid sail]

you didn't, someone else did

he got his dolla, so he doesn't need to care enough

[icy apex]

give me your account credentials so I can try it out and say its ass

[river zealot]

looking at how they lost money like 2 years in a row

i dont know

i think they actually got money this year

[placid sail]

I have a hunch on where those money lost go

[icy apex]

More funds for nikita to buy heroin 🔥 🗣️

[placid sail]

never heard of a fat heroin addict

I'm thinking of crack

[icy apex]

can some pull out that tweet of nikita calling people like 7 racial slurs?

[visual stirrup]

heroin constipates you
he isn't fat
just full of shit

[pseudo robin]

[river zealot]

[icy apex]

he let shit out to the market aswell

we will have gta 6 before a quarter functional eft

[placid sail]

THERE'S SO MANY CLONES BY NOW

JUST GO PLAY THEM

WAKE UP

WAKE THE FUCK UP

[thick wadi]

Yeah those suck ass

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/ughhh-face-palm-frustrated-wtf-gif-719743456130121811

Nikita's sluts

[quaint ore]

I actually enjoyed GZW

[thick wadi]

That is a purchase I regret making and then not refunding when it first came out

[minor cypress]

Sunk cost is a bitch

[thick wadi]

Haven’t played it since

[quaint ore]

it's pretty ok rn

if you want to go about do some missions and shoot stuff it's a good game

[thick wadi]

I prefer the studios previous games

Iykyk

[quaint ore]

yeah i know dead trigger games

[minor cypress]

7 years and this shit still not implemented

Please let them forget to remove this in a few days

[thick wadi]

Mobile game devs make exfil shooter gg

[stoic girder]

I think I'm conditioned to forget those options even existed.

[placid sail]

you're the worst one at that

hooked up on league too

[gusty heron]

I think even PKing in the wilderness in OSRS is better for one's mental than EFT

[placid sail]

collecting those toxic relationship games like medals

https://tenor.com/view/zhukov-gif-20082782

[thick wadi]

I’ve spent a lot of money on tarkov

[stoic girder]

The lion bought Marauders for 30€.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1436406412950634727/togif.gif

[thick wadi]

But I have over 5k hours so it’s not like I haven’t gotten my worth out of it

I will continue to spend money on it

[pale ingot]

bang & clear? freak out...

[thick wadi]

Who up banging and clearing

[icy apex]

call of duty dmz

[minor cypress]

At least i havent evolved to CS2 and crates

[icy apex]

(he opened a case after sending the message)

[placid sail]

please tell me you have zero interest in star citizen

[river zealot]

all of them fucking suck

[minor cypress]

I logged on for the first time in years, opened 2 crates i had sitting around, sold em for $15ish, bought duckov. Never bothered to actually learn cs, but a friend wanted to play

[minor cypress]

Fuck no, never in my life.

[stoic girder]

Star Citizen is a nice case study on crowd funded games.

[drifting mantle]

There are toxic relationship games?

[icy apex]

star citizen is nice

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/kangel-needy-streamer-needy-girl-overdose-happy-omgkawaiiangel-gif-2473337722410728642

[drifting mantle]

[placid sail]

this bunch of people were talking for the last half an hour about how they hate a game and still play it and some of them put in some extra money, what do you think

[drifting mantle]

Whaat?

Sounds retarded

[placid sail]

waaaas oh jaaaa

[thick wadi]

I actually like the game

(Guess what it is)

[drifting mantle]

Tarkov

LoL

[minor cypress]

I only play spt occasionally, but need to keep the salt flowing

[placid sail]

extra points for the whole "the game sucks, but the clones suck in a different way, I like how this one sucks more!" spiel

[little mirage]

Have you ever bought a shit game for over 100

[drifting mantle]

People should snuff less gasoline

[stoic girder]

Tarkov?

WoW.

[little mirage]

For me it was arkham knights

[drifting mantle]

Over 100? No

[little mirage]

Yes i retard

Or atleast around that price range.

[thick wadi]

I think I got the big boy edition of 2042 and wanted to kill myself after

[little mirage]

All i know is me and my bros wanted to play dumb dc hero game.

[minor cypress]

That is biblical levels of unlucky

[little mirage]

I would say Alien Colonial Marines too but I'd argue if your young it doesnt count

[river zealot]

i dont think i spent more than 20 on a game ever

[drifting mantle]

I did buy No Man's Sky at relesse, as well as Cyberpunk...
Luckily both those games are fixed now, but still

[minor cypress]

It could be worse. We all could be spending money on mtg or 40k

[thick wadi]

Rogue trader is pretty good

[minor cypress]

Expensive cardboard

[thick wadi]

Darktide is slightly less so

[little mirage]

I think cyberpunk was the only AAA game I had no problem buying these last 4 years

[minor cypress]

Oh no, i mean the minis and board game stuff.

[thick wadi]

[drifting mantle]

Elden Ring was peak

[little mirage]

Darktide is a piss shit video game and the people who support it are retards

I bought it expecting single player. All i got was shit connections

[thick wadi]

That game has zero fucking visual or audio clarity whatsoever for a coop horde game

[thick wadi]

Oh well you are retarded then

[thick wadi]

But still Vermintide 2 exists and is an arguably way cleaner experience than darktide

[wooden harbor]

it is weird they would fumble darktide so hard when VT2 is great

[placid sail]

aside from being surprisingly expensive, which is an obstacle enough for many, those ones also demand, god forbid, going outside

[little mirage]

Vermintide 2 existence alone makes me hate darktide with how well it does everything

[minor cypress]

Gamedevs wish they had the paypigs that cardboard and plastic gaming brought in

[placid sail]

unless you house the players with yourself somehow

[thick wadi]

Literally

Meanwhile

[minor cypress]

I felt the same. Had darktide cooked at all?

[thick wadi]

Here comes ANOTHER (probably paid dlc) character for darktide

[little mirage]

Most of the people I know who have warhammer figures buy them third party at a chinese knockoff worth half or less

[minor cypress]

I last played around the time they changed some currency bullshit around and added some mage thing

[thick wadi]

Mobile games:

[little mirage]

There most recent event reward is a fucking worm on a leash

[thick wadi]

[drifting mantle]

Or print them themselves with cheap blueprints online

[little mirage]

Darktide fans are the Imperiums cuckolds

[thick wadi]

Dude hold on

There’s a meme I made when I got pissed off at pox hombres one time

[placid sail]

I should play darktide sometime, it's been collecting dust on my steam account

[little mirage]

Praying you dont lose connection before the ending of a 30 min game, bro

[placid sail]

eh it should be fine

haven't heard much of complaints from my pals about it

but for now I'm fighting against the reapers

grim darkness of fascist far future has to wait

[minor cypress]

Is that STILL an issue

Holy fuck

[thick wadi]

It happens enough to piss me off

[thick wadi]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/382156564758396929/1359632496223850516/image.png?ex=69144b2f&is=6912f9af&hm=573a420632f114be5ccc1221a57092223dbc7461056a1185a2cf91726061b213&

[placid sail]

Allah grant me your deadliest chemical agents those fucking neighbors are drilling their shit since 10 am

[river zealot]

you know

if you had a job right now, it wouldnt be an issue

[placid sail]

it would be since my last one was a remote

[river zealot]

right

[naive bison]

what

[storm stream]

Something about crime and gang violence in Democrat states, I think

[naive bison]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/945553132707000350/1436444921384009819/twitter_1986782478728573327.gif

[river zealot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1306067712019009566/1437731769804656730/Scared.gif

[naive bison]

eva braun

[deep topaz]

Biggest gang crime states

[drifting mantle]

Stone them to death my child

[river zealot]

he who has never drilled shall cast the first stone

[coarse bear]

https://youtube.com/shorts/vkNdBOoi9RU

[naive bison]

@river zealot @narrow lotus https://youtube.com/shorts/lopZFEtbGL8?si=UNBMcD6ugIWpmoqb

[placid sail]

I have never drilled

bring me my trebuchet, those bastards are going into their beloved heaven

[primal kayak]

Not even your nose?

[placid sail]

like, literally?

no not really

[river zealot]

@placid sail

[naive bison]

@narrow lotus @river zealot playing arena and my teammate is called "freepalestine#gazaa"

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-trying-not-to-laugh-laughing-facepalm-lmao-gif-15446474421410342464

[placid sail]

rare case of me understanding a whole ass paragraph of ukrainian without a translator

[river zealot]

we should do some arena

im bored out of my mind

@thick wadi come play

[river zealot]

ukrainisating one at a time

[placid sail]

truly hamsters meet the most bizarre deaths possible

[placid sail]

the merit of cat toys is that there is a chance they'll leave some of your actual belongings alone

but it's only a chance

[weak jackal]

@lusty stump

[lusty stump]

JESUS NOOOOOOAUGHHHH

[primal rapids]

It’s like buying cat beds. They don’t want the beds. They want the cardboard boxes your shit from Amazon came in

[manic cave]

I wonder if theres any pizzahuts open at 12 AM cause I'm hungry asf ngl

[fallow spruce]

rv there yet is a based game

i can drink and smoke while driving

great game

[fallow trellis]

no the game sucks

[naive bison]

checked artem DM's again

got blasted with a picture of the rabbit from zootopia sleeping on the chest of Charlie Kirk

it's all so tiresome

[fallow trellis]

#🎪bruh-fart message this one?

[naive bison]

yes

[river zealot]

now youve seen it agaijn

[minor cypress]

So good you had to check twice

[naive bison]

i forgot it's there

i sent a meme and got flashbanged

[fallow trellis]

its not even that bright

[naive bison]

in a metaphorical sense

[fallow trellis]

so this person is a woman?

Im so glad none of the moderators are womens, i would have been banned a long time ago

[light gust]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4swGKNzJK-o

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-try-not-to-laugh-speed-dont-laugh-gif-9393628858940137350

[fallow trellis]

disgusting

[crude oak]

He was there to pick up a cupcake

[fallow trellis]

the type of people hes with

[crude oak]

https://tenor.com/view/edp-fistbump-inverted-fistbump-gif-21601077

[fallow trellis]

not him tho he got that trucker look

[manic cave]

Oh naw lock this mf up.

[naive bison]

for

[tidal trellis]

@manic cave I was listening to like you again and

Why they look so unhinged 😭

[fallow trellis]

what is that

[fallow trellis]

being with short people

[tidal trellis]

Oh boy blood test time I'm scared

This won't be fun

[crude oak]

Polish-American General. Jerzy I Epsztycki, important figure that fought Polish uprisings and one of the most important soldiers during American Revolution once said: "4th of July and 11th November should be important for both nations, there is no independent America without independent Poland"

[fallow trellis]

are u sick?

[tidal trellis]

no, just general test for my health cause parents had concern

Okay it's done with wasn't bad

Distracted myself with video

[fallow trellis]

Im currently eating an entire stack of bacon, tomatoes, 2 blood sausages, and pork n beans. I felt a sharp pain in my chest

[fallow trellis]

are u afraid of needles?

[prisma venture]

Does he sell kebabs ?

[tidal trellis]

Yes

[prisma venture]

Damn flop

U got it hard

[fallow trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/better-call-saul-breaking-bad-fun-and-games-gus-fring-gustavo-fring-gif-26519843

[tidal trellis]

I got through it via watching videos and squeezing my mom's hand, like every single time I had a needle poked into me it helped

[fallow trellis]

how old is flop

[tidal trellis]

Chicken man

[prisma venture]

https://tenor.com/view/tfr-the-fire-rises-the-fire-rised-hoi4-hearts-of-iron-gif-10018409643314026808

[placid sail]

[stoic girder]

https://tenor.com/view/fighting-punch-jojo-hazbin-hotel-gif-17341157

[placid sail]

I think they should update discord TOS.

[prisma venture]

[tidal trellis]

I don't get it

[fallow trellis]

this is true

[tidal trellis]

I'm afraid of needles okay

Last blood test I had didn't go well, so I had concerns

[crude oak]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M51_WrhF3ao

[stoic girder]

Dirty needle?

[fallow trellis]

i watched every single episode of jonathans rather unusual escapades

[placid sail]

flop you're a child in a young adult's body

[tidal trellis]

no, becoming super woozy and nearly fainting after last one

[prisma venture]

Young?

[river zealot]

pain is scavvy

[prisma venture]

Retarted body mybe

[placid sail]

and I'm not even saying that out of contempt but out of genuine concern that you shouldn't be here

[tidal trellis]

Mr I'm a adult

[fallow trellis]

he shouldnt be in the hospital?

[river zealot]

i think im gonna buy some popcorn

[fallow trellis]

are you saying he doesnt deserve health care

[prisma venture]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1173455945951608902/1173455970567983114/pusrytis.gif

Do drugs

[tidal trellis]

Yikes

[tidal trellis]

no

[prisma venture]

Yess

[placid sail]

I meant this server you fucking retard

[prisma venture]

Or discord

[fallow trellis]

that is the crusties heroin residue i have ever seen

[pale ingot]

engage twink @tidal trellis

[tidal trellis]

That's not a thing!

[broken pebble]

because its hazbin hotel.

they sold out to amazon.

[river zealot]

https://open.spotify.com/track/6BadR8UdEijDv01ZafyO62?si=b58ca65ed12e4e04

[stoic girder]

That keyboard is far too clean for a druggie.

[river zealot]

[prisma venture]

It hits diferent

[tidal trellis]

Eitherway bloodtest done finally

[fallow trellis]

i could imagine

[tidal trellis]

Wasn't that bad

[fallow trellis]

its not usualy bad

what kind of hospitals do you go to

[river zealot]

cut my finger on something

ow

[prisma venture]

Pakisatn ones

[river zealot]

how do small cuts hurt the most

[fallow trellis]

then it should always be good

[prisma venture]

https://tenor.com/view/jose-mourinho-sweet-trouble-gif-26762341

[placid sail]

have you ever had kidney stones

[river zealot]

No

Where is this coming from

[placid sail]

well, it's not a question, actually, you love energy drinks

[fallow trellis]

the kidneys

[placid sail]

all I'm gonna say

you'll update you view

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/the-boys-s4-homelander-cough-disgust-gif-15540398707739933423

[fallow trellis]

from the kidneys

[river zealot]

Least of my concerns right now

Second to you know

Shrapnel

[placid sail]

oh baby boy

let's hope it'll stay a "secondary concern"

[river zealot]

Why are you bringing this up now

[primal rapids]

https://vxtwitter.com/chiweethedog/status/1988130090446967265

Roy Drones Jr (@chiweethedog)

lol he’s sitting in a cup holder

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Nov 11, 2025, 6:22 AM

[fallow trellis]

@naive bison who are these people?

[placid sail]

the soundtrack makes the whole vibe so wild

[heady crow]

Whaat

[glad carbon]

[heady crow]

Hii

[pale ingot]

is he spose to know
actually yeah that makes sense go ahead

[pale ingot]

1 campfire

(lit)

[glad carbon]

1 pipebomb

1 apartment building

1 molotov

[pale ingot]

1 spike pit (i dont remember if those are vanilla but i digress)

[placid sail]

товарищ Сталин, произошла чудовищная ошибка

[glad carbon]

♻️

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitten-cat-startled-cat-scared-cat-ambush-gif-25294792

[placid sail]

oh fuck you froggert

[heady crow]

@placid sail can you translate?

[glad carbon]

fuck me? fuck you

[placid sail]

no fuck you you fucking fuck

[heady crow]

Donowalled

[glad carbon]

you wish u were bruno

[placid sail]

just use /translate you lazy perkele

[heady crow]

I dont know how

[quaint ore]

i will instead

"Comrade Stalin, there was a horrible mistake."

[heady crow]

Thank you

I suppose the people are friendlier this side of europe

[placid sail]

p!translate en покормить маленькую девочку Бруно с ложечки

[foggy mantle]

Original

покормить маленькую девочку Бруно с ложечки

English

feed Bruno's little girl with a spoon

[heady crow]

WHAT

[quaint ore]

dogass translation lol

[fallow trellis]

You are a little girl

[placid sail]

yeah that fucking sucks

[fallow trellis]

about to be fed with a spoonn

[heady crow]

Yeah i was thinking that really doesent make any sense

[quaint ore]

Yeah he called you a little girl who needs to be spoonfed info

[heady crow]

Oh

[placid sail]

I think there was another translator here who isn't as shitty

[fallow trellis]

yeah

[placid sail]

but I can't find the ommand

[heady crow]

Well look at who the little girl is

[quaint ore]

busy gon be the little dog at this rate

[placid sail]

[quaint ore]

bro what are these gifs

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1191536597523496961/1336541775996915753/headshot.gif

[stoic girder]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1436406412950634727/togif.gif

[glad carbon]

heyyy @heady crow can I spoonfeed you

what are you sickos thinking

[pale ingot]

we know what you are

[placid sail]

euthanasia mostly

or perhaps hanging by a long drop

a bit barbaric, but Singapore still does it, did you know?

[glad carbon]

idk i think a big spoonful of cyanide is fine

[placid sail]

oh it's not pretty froggert

euthanasia is painless and long drop is fast

you're choosing some nasty way to go

[lusty hazel]

@heady crow got this off tori for 30€

[placid sail]

I always knew that alex is gonna eventually turn to a life of crime

[river zealot]

AHAHHAHA

[sour inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/pray-feet-pepe-pepe-feet-pray-gif-13367702538580662263

amen to that

[toxic sundial]

Less barbaric than electric chair ngl

if it were up to me I would defo prefer firing squad

[placid sail]

is it still a thing?

[toxic sundial]

No

[placid sail]

lmao you never know with you americans

[toxic sundial]

Uh

[placid sail]

kentucky fried inmate

y'all are unhinged

[toxic sundial]

firstly I don't think a government should have the right to levy a death penalty, secondly I think you should 100% be able to choose your favorite method

[placid sail]

any government is just a glorified occupying army of bullies having monopoly on violence

so figures some use shit like that

[toxic sundial]

not saying some crimes dont deserve it, i just don't think the state should have the ability to both decide what those crimes are and who is guilty of them

[drifting mantle]

Would have thought Texas was on the list as well

[toxic sundial]

fuck texas

[drifting mantle]

Hell nah, I love Texas

[toxic sundial]

fuck you texas

All posers

[drifting mantle]

Yeehaw

Land of the Cowboys

And Gun slingers

[placid sail]

I'm sure real Texas is exactly like that

[toxic sundial]

nah fuck Texas cowboys, oaky and missou cowboys are cooler

[drifting mantle]

It is

[toxic sundial]

that's the thing is it's not anymore, it's oil pumps and weirdos in austin

You go to Oklahoma and there's still cowboys

[placid sail]

it was sarcasm

[drifting mantle]

Damn liberals, they ruined Texas

[placid sail]

now this is interesting

[toxic sundial]

mountain state are still pretty big on cowboy

Montana, Idaho etc

[silent pawn]

https://fxtwitter.com/ShitpostReels/status/1987928241139540027?s=20

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[coarse bear]

Nostalgic recommended pull

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/jercula-jerma-jerma985-vampire-dracula-gif-694964857725043838

[thin trench]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/979133417474109510/1436064405673742376/Screen_Recording_20220907_124637_YouTube.mp4?ex=69142d73&is=6912dbf3&hm=7b4cf10a2d10a27c56db03921dcc7cebd2b5b18adb43583b36f24640d9ccf2bc&

[heady crow]

Banger, how many liters?

[heady crow]

And honestly what even is it, looks kinda fucked empty

[lusty hazel]

made by NFM, norwegian army rinkka from the 90's

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/this-is-not-a-banger-i-know-bangers-banger-gif-1860684273916274685

Do send a pic or two when its in proper use. The bottom compartment seems interesting if theres a opening there for the sleeping bag and so on

Only seen those in big ass hiking backpacks

[lusty hazel]

yeah it has it's own pocket for it

also rocket packs on the side

[heady crow]

Nice to have that on a smaller backpack too

Well "smaller"

[lusty hazel]

the side pouches can be combined into a recon pack

[heady crow]

Kekw

Revolutionary. Who needs a hatka or something when a pack comes with that feature natively

But yeah no wonder it looks so weird empty then

[shadow wyvern]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1120393171940151376/1437800201581625424/RDT_20251111_1344211802433071582030964.jpg

[river zealot]

perkelle satanaa

how are you bruno

[pseudo robin]

fuck wrong chat

[spring quail]

need to go to the store and get some de-icer fluid

[spring quail]

https://i.imgur.com/EY7oYk8.png

IS OTTO OK

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid4-mgs4-solid-snake-old-snake-becoming-old-gif-24179307

[coarse bear]

[spring quail]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_W8ddehT05M

[coarse bear]

Seems to be still alive actually

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-wipe-gif-16574265568803907770

i want 4 caucasian shepherds

and 6 dachshunds

[glad carbon]

@river zealot lets do uhh

@heady crow uhh

west 81

later

i havent slept in like a day at least

[river zealot]

busy today

most likely tommorow too

[primal kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/gordon-gordon-ramsey-kill-yourself-kys-gordon-kill-yourself-gif-16960154975004444750

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-cat-orange-cat-jump-fall-gif-4994706125605449780

[spring quail]

https://i.imgur.com/8hOHblj.png

[glad carbon]

what dpi does baba yaga have

[primal kayak]

Is that toy story?

[spring quail]

uhhhhhhh small soldiers?

[primal kayak]

Idk

[spring quail]

my other option is home alone x army men video games tv ad

[spring quail]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=123oFhoxgGU

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/dokibird-doki-huh-vtuber-shock-gif-8264548511385952861

[grizzled meadow]

Finally

My tunes

[grizzled meadow]

"A little bit of everything" aah

[toxic sundial]

would be a Minnesota plate

[placid sail]

how lucky can one guy be

[heady crow]

yankees in the chat, is american football really this serious

@digital quartz do they even have an nba equilevant to this type of shit

[grizzled meadow]

I kissed her and she kissed me

[heady crow]

you finally got a girl? Nice falco

first a job and now that. Soon youll leave discord

[grizzled meadow]

Had one for like 12 years I believe but thanks

It happened already like once or twice

[heady crow]

you believe? Like in bladerunner?

https://tenor.com/view/themadfox-blade-runner-gif-18917633

[narrow lotus]

Hmm KCD 2 DLC is out

[narrow lotus]

apparently its about

[deep topaz]

KCD2 A-life warfare mode?

[heady crow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/571638560436912145/1437397081861132318/230066537.webp?ex=69146959&is=691317d9&hm=8f9ae3882e9c893b262f29406e09b058df82ce43b60b12666e03449535c2c573&format=webp&width=1020&height=662&

[grizzled meadow]

Another one?

Should be the third one IIRC

[heady crow]

isnt the third and new about like a monastery or something

[grizzled meadow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e67Fc8ashBs

And yes it's the third one

Also funny coincidence

They dropped the DLC like one day before I got called for work

Second funny coincidence, I started the game one day before I got called for work

https://tenor.com/view/ironic-star-wars-chode-gif-5274592

[heady crow]

play during work time

[quaint ore]

my mobo will likely only arrive after my birthday

[grizzled meadow]

Yeah good luck bringing that heavy piece of shit around

[quaint ore]

https://tenor.com/view/teg-gif-12764084406918271628

[heady crow]

get drunk enough to forget on your birthday, itll be like a nice suprise when it arrives

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/ummm-imean-idk-middle-finger-dirty-finger-gif-10877416

[quaint ore]

my mom jokes it will be a christmas present for me at that point

[heady crow]

at this point yeah

or is your birthday on like the 23rd

[quaint ore]

21st november

[heady crow]

that sucks dude

[quaint ore]

the bday is on a friday so

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1376989939840978975/1399262547974029353/ezgif-43858ea0386d54.gif

[deep topaz]

Imagine being born on Christmas and only getting one set of presents instead of two

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/pilsner-tuzla-pivo-zivjeli-živjeli-gif-17498759804220609119

[placid sail]

sorry but we had to postpone your delivery to february 29th

[quaint ore]

we have a saying "Penktadienis - alaus gimtadienis"

Friday is the birthday of beer

[grizzled meadow]

I do have my Steam Deck with me though

I can still do some gaming

[bold kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/cloud-strife-godzilla-superman-henry-cavill-sephiroth-gif-15618377073164010112

[spring quail]

no this is a schizo edit

[quaint ore]

i wouldnt be surprised if it happened since our air access keeps getting fucked by belarus

[spring quail]

real americans take baseball far more seriously

[quaint ore]

at this rate i will petition for NATO bombing campaign against them

[heady crow]

that is a good saying, we just call wednesday "little saturday" to have an excuse to drink. Granted you always find an excuse

🙏

get me out of school and into the field

strap me onto a apfsds round and fire me to vilnius or something

[quaint ore]

PERKŪNAS

GET ME OUT OF THIS GYMNASIUM AND SEND ME TO THE Q-COURSE AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

[deep topaz]

Call up your local American embassy and ask them to bomb Serbia just for the fun of it

[quaint ore]

You'd be surprised how many americans would agree

[heady crow]

all of that is ahead of you dw, rn all i can do is just cope that finland sets up another peacekeeping operation somewhere

[heady crow]

i think everyone would agree on that

[quaint ore]

why cope and hope when you can get into a tier one unit and get deployed off paper

[heady crow]

half of serbia included

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/rag-days-goshanpsina-gif-9056748393367136233

fucking, i didnt get nco training. I am fucked in terms of further stuff

and my eyesight is too poor for our sof guys anyhow

[quaint ore]

the selection requires you to be an NCO?

[heady crow]

yeah

[quaint ore]

bro i am just gon lase the fuck out of my eyes, myopia isn't progressing for me

[heady crow]

https://puolustusvoimat.fi/en/special-forces-qualification-course

[quaint ore]

The selection here is weird cause when you fill out the form you can be anyone from a conscript to a civilian in the reserves

[heady crow]

huh

so you can go in even without basic and all?

[quaint ore]

no, no

AFTER service

[heady crow]

oh ooh

yeah yeah i misread it

thats nice though

[placid sail]

mine seems to be still dropping, cucked out of smile or lasik

[heady crow]

moneycucked?

[digital quartz]

no there is only a few select psychos in the NBA at any given time

[quaint ore]

Special Operations Forces (SOP) are formed based on the principles of voluntariness, selection and special training. Only soldiers who successfully pass selection and special training can become part of the SOP. During special training, soldiers acquire the latest knowledge and skills necessary to conduct special operations.

sent this through google translate cause i cant be fucked to manually translate it

[quaint ore]

look up Dick Butkus

https://youtu.be/7-AJNnXVqiU

[heady crow]

@digital quartz

[quaint ore]

Soldiers who have completed initial military training (PKT, KASP, reserve soldiers who have graduated from the JKVM) can register for selection.

[spring quail]

i knew if i bought the last pair of his Soldier XIV size 11 shoes at the nike outlet he'd be able to pull this off

[heady crow]

[digital quartz]

I believe

in Bronny

have a little faith Arthur

[digital quartz]

so like Like Mike?

[digital quartz]

u hooping?

[spring quail]

If I had friends that did

Everyone around here skateboards

[digital quartz]

wow someone that actually plays a sport instead of just lifting weights in here

[spring quail]

I like basketball and baseball

[heady crow]

i believe, just imagine how they gonna be talking about lebron and bronny like 30 years in the future. It is legimately insane to have them doing this shit as father and son

[digital quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/rip-bozo-gif-22294771

Nico Harrison got fired today btw

[heady crow]

hey i used to play waterpolo wtf

[quaint ore]

basically their approach is "If you think you can make it, try, we will teach you everything after."

a very american approach tbh

[digital quartz]

yeah I been playing and watching since forever

basketball that is

but mostly during summer and the warmer months because we don't really got a gym to go to

just outside courts

[heady crow]

thats a good one, here previosly it was kind of gatekept to the conscript sof position so parachute jaegers and combat/engineer divers. Our sof has only gotten "popular" the past 5-4 years or so

rather it be like that here

[spring quail]

i was in little league baseball when i was a kid

[digital quartz]

you are basically Shohei Ohtani

[spring quail]

took every basketball team shot i could but im 5'9" lol

[heady crow]

but nco positions are given to anyone here. I was gonna be come a signaller nco before i got "scouted" for the tank platoon position

[spring quail]

i stopped growing vertically in like 6th grade

[digital quartz]

I mean if you just go to a court you'd be alright probably

or some rec league

idk where you live but if you show up as a stranger to some pick up games where I live its no big deal

[heady crow]

do you germans even have any casual local leagues for oldheads to play a bit of casual games as a team?

[digital quartz]

ofc

[heady crow]

ah nice

[spring quail]

i live in BFE farm town ass countryland

20 minutes away from civilization

[spring quail]

and civilization is in one direction

[digital quartz]

I wonder if this is gonna be LeBrons last season

[heady crow]

dawg, when lebron retires i gotta throw something on the grill

fuck going to class that day

[digital quartz]

lmao

"You don't get it its like deceased relative to me!"

[heady crow]

im sure the professors will understand

[quaint ore]

I need a Buzelis edit to counteract the lebron meatriding

[quaint ore]

actually, how is old JV doi- oh yeah

[scenic field]

Basketball is just modern day slavery

[heady crow]

avg 9 points?

[quaint ore]

yup

[heady crow]

idk about these edits

[quaint ore]

😭

nah fuck that get Jonas Valančiūnas here

[digital quartz]

Buzelis a freak

[heady crow]

like a freak of nature?

[quaint ore]

freak in every sense of the word

[digital quartz]

yeah look at his highlights

[heady crow]

ayooo

https://tenor.com/view/gato-cat-rigby-gato-coqueto-rico-gif-4061476440942373994

[quaint ore]

yeah that sort of freak

[bold kettle]

oil up, stalker

[fallow trellis]

面白い雑学
織田信長は一度もロブロックスを遊んだことはありません。
なぜなら織田信長は1582年に息を引き取っておりロブロックスが作られる前のダイナブロックスが2004年に作られたのでこの時に織田信長はこの地球にはいませんでした。

[placid sail]

and not a single basketball edit with little dark age

[fallow trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/bruce-lee-bow-master-smile-gif-12365468

[placid sail]

bruno stop playin

[river zealot]

https://open.spotify.com/track/5cjaDxaXyRlxGgGjRlte7m?si=8c1b9e56d13b4c38

i think

that i will go to sleep

[deep topaz]

Iedy moment

[river zealot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1306067712019009566/1437731769804656730/Scared.gif

why is it everytime i open this channel

[lapis zinc]

Googer

[fallow trellis]

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[shadow wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-discord-mod-moderator-moderation-clash-of-clans-gif-24080525

[placid sail]

@coarse bear get to work

[deep topaz]

@coarse bear

[heady crow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1313725822154047550/1436328551195607041/Rupert_torrent.mp4?ex=69147ab4&is=69132934&hm=a3062543656c40cce30e1d142384eab5e71e70ee3d02a280d83619c5292544d3&

[placid sail]

uh oh

[toxic sundial]

mm

[heady crow]

i stg

[toxic sundial]

carbohydrates

[narrow lotus]

?

fmj yourself Schlepp

[lapis zinc]

Unfathomably based

[heady crow]

seeing small rupert feels like something huge

like a prequel show to a movie

[toxic sundial]

ruep

[placid sail]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/8NNadeZErGI

[deep topaz]

Mods, busy posted porn again

[toxic sundial]

these have gotten ridiculously expensive over the last few years

like you can get a kalash for the same price basically

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/rigby-cat-rigbycat-droolingcat-drooling-cat-drooling-rigby-gif-2927370227414364373

[deep topaz]

If you want a SKS at a discount you gotta go to an afghan country and find it yourself

[heady crow]

im on it

[placid sail]

so apparently there was a "we can do it too!!!" presentation in Moscow of a mobile humanoid robot with an AI

and all I'm saying, would have been better if there wasn't

[deep topaz]

Just tell them this was running on the grandma model

[heady crow]

i was thinking "atleast it didnt fall" like 2 seconds before it happened

[placid sail]

some goon getting the curtain twisted is just a cherry on top

[crude oak]

https://tenor.com/view/poland-polish-polish-anime-poland-warrior-polish-femboy-gif-12455210261805122925

[tidal trellis]

why

[fossil swan]

flop core

[placid sail]

aren't you supposed to feign ignorance to who that is?

[crude oak]

is blud on femboy detox?

damn Flop, didn't knew

[placid sail]

you know, initially I thought he was feigning it about most things, but now I'm not sure anymore

seeing some really bizarre things

really hard "you definitely should not be on the internet unattended" vibe here

well I guess at least it's not some groomer server? hopefully he isn't on any?..

[pseudo robin]

things are looking grim for the robotics industry in mordor

[tidal trellis]

I least know, who that is

[placid sail]

things are looking grim for a lot of things here man

[lapis zinc]

https://vxtwitter.com/grimble22988/status/1987102943108342005

Shank (@grimble22988)

https://t.co/rwgulr0CGp

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[pseudo robin]

its okay tarkov 1.0 will release soon and revitalise russia

[tidal trellis]

People still watch that?

[split canyon]

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[tidal trellis]

I'm watching something! Go away

[deep topaz]

https://youtu.be/zV3QwDO-Ll0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RojReJ7bzCw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJ181VIqQuU

[crude oak]

@icy apex biggest pole

[lusty hazel]

incredible gassy

[drifting mantle]

@naive bison

[narrow sorrel]

bro is dying of asbestos poisoning

[stoic girder]

Every time I see this mask, I think to myself that the filter is actually just canned food.

[prisma venture]

will somone buy me new DLC for kcd2?

[drifting mantle]

Can't I'm broke myself

[prisma venture]

[naive bison]

The irony

[slender rock]

Maybe?

[high wing]

https://x.com/hourly_shitpost/status/1988109480458904026?t=ol2q1eF3equIXJc9UhaCmA&s=19

🕐HOURLY🕑 shitpost (@hourly_shitpost)

X · Nov 11, 2025, 5:00 AM

Can i get a real in chat

[slender rock]

Can I add "and America*"

[tidal trellis]

who is, mat_phong 0

[prisma venture]

damn mat_phong 0

havnt heard that line in a while

but i am

[tidal trellis]

naw

[slender rock]

Flop

[crude oak]

high calorie diet is so ass i'm honestly just gonna mix protein powder, sugar, olive oil and water and just swallow this shit without chewing

[verbal needle]

Should've bought the deluxe edition

Peasant

[prisma venture]

https://tenor.com/view/willem-dafoe-american-psycho-oh-obviously-donald-kimball-gif-10547554943860686477

[verbal needle]

At the time it was only $70 usd for me

[prisma venture]

well i traded tank for kcd2 so yeah

[verbal needle]

I have a 30gb update

[prisma venture]

ik

dont spoil it pls

[drifting mantle]

Why are you so broke brother?

Ain't you getting paid?

For roof stuff and welding

[prisma venture]

roof was just over summer

and welding is part of my school

[prisma venture]

same reson like u

[drifting mantle]

Isn't it an education?

[prisma venture]

yeah it is

[drifting mantle]

In Germany you get paid for education

[prisma venture]

well here its mainly privet schools

[silent pawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1012873548789973063/1437882497529544754/IMG_8578.jpg?ex=6914dbed&is=69138a6d&hm=55c0a27826ef6b74a2460a701c77056b588e35a17cd535c87683b22e50e332ac&

[prisma venture]

in my school u need to have like avarge grade 1.25 to get paid

once a half a year

[drifting mantle]

That's rough buddy

[verbal needle]

I have so mant degrees that sit and do nothing

[prisma venture]

[verbal needle]

Masters in electronic and mechanical engineering, teacher certification in welding, bachelor's in programming and culinary arts

[prisma venture]

sounds gae asf

[prisma venture]

peak

[verbal needle]

I'm thinking about doing my PhD in electrical engineering

[prisma venture]

just to meth

[verbal needle]

So I can be a Doctor in Electricity

[prisma venture]

chatgbt type shit idk

[crude oak]

https://tenor.com/view/umbreon-pokemon-say-what-gif-9350676150053929885

[solar breach]

Thought you said you were an electrician for a moment

[verbal needle]

#🥘food

[solar breach]

Was boutta spout several slurs

[verbal needle]

Boo womp

[lusty hazel]

this cant even be considered food

[verbal needle]

It's just what? Eggs, hot sauce, cheese sauce, streaky bacon and what looks like seared hotdog bits

Sure, its food

I'm sure it tasted fine

[lusty hazel]

black pepper ketchup

chili mayonnaise

ur wrong

[prisma venture]

sheesh

[verbal needle]

Ketchup and eggs is an abomination

Ketchup is nasty to begin with

[primal kayak]

Weak

You're weak

[verbal needle]

Yalls taste buds are fucked

[primal kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/you-are-weak-sperm-weak-sperm-gif-22218729

[primal kayak]

No

[verbal needle]

Yes

I will not entertain an arguement with someone who eats ketchup on eggs, you're the same people who put that shit on macaroni and cheese

[primal kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/you're-a-king-gg-ratcord-forsen-gif-11613006515799646519

[drifting mantle]

I enjoy Mustard Eggs

[primal kayak]

That's cool

[primal kayak]

Hold up for a second there

I'm not that idiotic

[verbal needle]

Ketchup is yucky fuck

[primal kayak]

It's a white colored meal

Almost white

[verbal needle]

Sweet tomato sauces are gross

[primal kayak]

I'm not gonna ruin it with some red ketchup

[verbal needle]

Ketchup, marinara etc

[primal kayak]

Are you italian or something?

[verbal needle]

No

[lusty hazel]

no just retarded

fact btw

[narrow sorrel]

I put soy sauce on eggs

[lusty hazel]

look it up

[verbal needle]

https://tenor.com/view/warrior-false-gif-13573824243469926037

[lusty hazel]

ai

let me stop you right there

[primal kayak]

You're outnumbered here buddy

[prisma venture]

https://tenor.com/view/mao-zedong-china-gif-20663734

[storm stream]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/1987900158772916544

Joy (@JoySoftSpoken)

That's all I can think of

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[verbal needle]

https://tenor.com/view/bad-work-citizen-gif-27615137

[primal kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/dipdogketchup-hotdog-ketchup-dip-too-much-ketchup-gif-25810600

Also I feel like you think of other ketchup enjoyers like this

[prisma venture]

(我们的) 60 Social Credits have been removed from your account! Bad work citizen, Do not publicly disclose your opinion which can make our holy state look bad. Glory to the Chinese Communist Party!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbe9SlIqhtM

[manic cave]

"no one here is addicted to crack" mmmm...

[narrow sorrel]

Mao worship in the post-dengist age

https://tenor.com/view/social-credit-gif-23976170

[prisma venture]

https://tenor.com/view/chinese-ben-shapiro-ben-shapiro-social-credit-gif-6133430005061019

[manic cave]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G3aHxwyXQAAK-4-.gif

[scenic field]

My entire music identity is the generic music in truck and home depot commercials

[prisma venture]

https://youtu.be/zXgw8pTZjVQ?si=K2u15VdtAQ19eHxs

[tidal trellis]

I think they are

[prisma venture]

[split canyon]

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[tidal trellis]

why!!!

[prisma venture]

flop be flopin

[scenic field]

Does russia have home depot

[prisma venture]

1 am in paki now btw

[prisma venture]

ofc

[prisma venture]

@scenic field https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRORbqCO0_A

maxidom

[scenic field]

Huh...

Cool 🙂

Ty

[prisma venture]

im not russian tho so not sure how true this is

[scenic field]

The host is strange looking

[prisma venture]

@naive bison hey cunt u work in constrction sometimes

tell us

[scenic field]

Xal works construction?

Lol

[prisma venture]

yeah

[scenic field]

Lmao even

[prisma venture]

he is "pick that and give it to me " guy

[scenic field]

Xal is the typa dude who prefers lowes

[prisma venture]

lowes?

whats that

[verbal needle]

I get a discount at lowes

[scenic field]

Its like home depot but for women

[prisma venture]

what that

[prisma venture]

[verbal needle]

The US has several different department stores, Home Depot and Lowes are the largest

[prisma venture]

might be lowes guy

[verbal needle]

They have everything from lumber to house appliances to drywall

[scenic field]

Those arent department stores lol

[prisma venture]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGS8Jl6R58A

they did it again...

[scenic field]

Sears is a department store

Rip sears

[icy apex]

🇵🇱 🇵🇱

KAROL WOJTYŁAAAAA

[prisma venture]

HAPPPY POLAND DAY

[scenic field]

Happy poland day, poland

[prisma venture]

dnalop

[icy apex]

WE ALL WON THAT DAY, FUCK THE KRAUTS

[scenic field]

I only know 1 word in polish and i dont think im allowed to say it here

[icy apex]

say it

I will back you up

[prisma venture]

one kebab please

[scenic field]

🆖

[prisma venture]

cigan?

kurwa?

[scenic field]

Yeah

That one

[icy apex]

czarnuszka is a flower

[prisma venture]

kurwa = hoe

it aint bad

[icy apex]

p!translate en czarnuszka

[foggy mantle]

Original

czarnuszka

English

black cumin

[icy apex]

I thought its gonna be female n word

[prisma venture]

not tthe czarnuszka

[scenic field]

Black cumin

[icy apex]

black men cumin

[scenic field]

Miscegenation is a sin

[prisma venture]

[scenic field]

Keep your paws off my daughter

[icy apex]

paws?

[rocky geode]

paws?

[icy apex]

I aint letting a furry two streets near me

[rocky geode]

HES A FFURRY

get him?

[prisma venture]

https://tenor.com/view/disgust-clint-eastwood-gif-5045246

[scenic field]

It was supposed to be racist

[prisma venture]

stfu furry

[scenic field]

You brainrotted brainfarters

[prisma venture]

get a job

[scenic field]

WHAT

No

[prisma venture]

JOB

JOB HAVER

[scenic field]

I like feet

[icy apex]

you need to make mone

[prisma venture]

YOU EMPLOYED

[icy apex]

WHAT THE FUCK

[prisma venture]

wot

[prisma venture]

polska gurom

[scenic field]

We studyin boyyyy

[icy apex]

2 minutes into every conversation brainfart has:

[prisma venture]

hell nah

[icy apex]

are you watching shorts through a pc

[scenic field]

Ive been doing bumps of meth all morning

[prisma venture]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/973431655467479083/1321171260742303764/image0.gif

[icy apex]

not only are you a yt shorts watcher, but also on a 16:9 monitor

Meanwhile I got 7 new n word songs from reels today

[prisma venture]

ath this point he should kill him self

[scenic field]

I hate shorts

I have them blocked on my 0c

But this isnt my laptop

[prisma venture]

u eat shorts?

why

[scenic field]

I have to watch ads too

Just got a schizophrenia ad lol

They know

[tidal trellis]

well yeah

[prisma venture]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxkrrQ--xn0

[tidal trellis]

I sleep late

[icy apex]

Dont you have work?

Or like

Education?