🎪bruh-fart

[vast wren]

homunculus

[glad carbon]

@idle veldt

[glad carbon]

Rotten

[naive bison]

Ethan Klein reference

Random =/= funny

[narrow lotus]

20 years in the can

To cry like a woman...

[vast wren]

wtat about those ones that are just schizo hallucinations

[narrow lotus]

Literally Shifty

[vast wren]

completely incomprehensible

[naive bison]

"I wanted to make a good post in brainfart, but I compromised - I posted goon shit instead"

[narrow lotus]

Single handedly keeping brainfart from becoming gayfart

God's strongest soldier

[glad carbon]

Idk what about all the lesbians

[vast wren]

brainfart already has lesbians

[high wing]

The only lesbian got banned

Thanks to xal

[vast wren]

you cant unqueer the queer

[upper gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/rabbit-gif-24545469

[fading portal]

Mission complete

[naive bison]

That's just not true

[fading portal]

Every time xal gets a unfunny brainfarter banned he gets paid 25¥

[naive bison]

Neither is this

[naive bison]

It's in shekels instead

[high wing]

So when is he getting potatos banned

[glad carbon]

Xal hates women 😔

[eager igloo]

I ain't having you telling me what's funny or no

[vast wren]

not suprised

[glad carbon]

That's why he loves men only

[high wing]

Xal potato is a woman

[vast wren]

its brainfart

[narrow lotus]

Denial is the first sign of depression

[high wing]

Wait

That adds up

Him and iedy are together ALL the time

Playing tarkov

The gheyest game known to man

[narrow lotus]

Xal didnt play this wipe at all

[fading portal]

https://tenor.com/view/khaby-lame-machine-khaby-lame-gif-12966782491766172900

[naive bison]

Haven't touched tarkov in a month

[upper gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/kitten-concern-cat-concern-gif-12093886130127387799

[high wing]

Did you guys get into a fight

[narrow lotus]

Xal plays league tho so he is defo homo

[high wing]

Trouble in paradise?

I understand

[vast wren]

or a pedophile

[narrow lotus]

No way a responsible adult plays league on his own accord

[high wing]

No thats Minecraft

[eager igloo]

Denial is a river in Africa

[naive bison]

He doesnt want me to leak all the " I am bending Killa over the goshan cash register" clips

[narrow lotus]

[naive bison]

[narrow lotus]

Thats a crazy statement

[high wing]

Kill that guy

[coarse bear]

No that's roblox
Also don't throw that kinda shit around

[fading portal]

…Are you shipping them or something

[narrow lotus]

Go drown in it then

[naive bison]

No I dont play Jax, Annie or Zoe

[jovial haven]

Me and the boys at 3am looking to get Beans

[fading portal]

Why didn’t you tell me

[vast wren]

thats what I gather poeple playing league

[fading portal]

That’s my favourite activity

[high wing]

Can we give potato the brown role again

[vast wren]

either homos, pdfs, or neckbeards

[naive bison]

Chill

[manic cave]

the 🧃 s

[vast wren]

ah, homo then, good for you

[high wing]

This guys french

Even worse

[upper gulch]

@naive bison do you ply genshin

[fading portal]

I’m Scottish

[idle veldt]

Stella going off tn

[naive bison]

No

[upper gulch]

shock

[high wing]

Not u irish potatos

[naive bison]

I hate anime

[vast wren]

eh, true

[pale ingot]

you look like you b playing genshin idk

[vast wren]

roblox, minecraft, genshin, zzz (a small percentage of the fandom)

[naive bison]

No I do not

[pale ingot]

ugly -rep

[naive bison]

Zero work is being done because of these mfs

[pale ingot]

you already play league whats one more shit game to the pile

[narrow lotus]

Nah zzz is full of weirdos , gacha in general

So many incest lovers and weirdos

[glad carbon]

Kelly Pringle is awesome

[narrow lotus]

So many characters that look like kids

[naive bison]

Which game was coming to steam and every PDF was excited in the community tab?

[vast wren]

you forgot ZZZ has characters that look like miners

[naive bison]

Was it the zzz game?

[glad carbon]

Blue archive

[coarse bear]

https://tenor.com/view/cinema-zoolander-ben-stiller-gif-4151126

[naive bison]

Yeah that one

[pale ingot]

the ones that arent are but like half of the fucking playable characters are kids holy shit

[vast wren]

miners but replace the e with o

[glad carbon]

That's THE pedo weeb game

[fading portal]

What’s that one video of the blue archives fan search history

[vast wren]

good lord

[fading portal]

And it was in court and stuff

[glad carbon]

Idk I only see the generic shitposts about blue archive fans

[storm stream]

Other way around

[vast wren]

dont go into Blue archive subreddits

[narrow lotus]

Gacha games moment

P!ew

[foggy mantle]

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[vast wren]

I'm warning you

[glad carbon]

Theyte like a radioactive groundwater leak and they fuck up other games on steam

[vast wren]

its for your own good

[naive bison]

You might even say the LeBron of

[pale ingot]

just remembered theres a guy out there who made a series of videos tierlisting the genshin characters moans when they were in the climbing animation and he included the kids

[vast wren]

I hope that guys on a watchlist

[naive bison]

I remember that meme on yt like blue archive fan search history read out in court

[fading portal]

Slime him out

[naive bison]

Some words from that video should never be spokeb

[upper gulch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1052737336946982912/1283188043628417034/rabid__betl.gif

[naive bison]

[pale ingot]

On it

[fading portal]

Yeah that one

[vast wren]

how bad is it

[fading portal]

I think it has slurs though

[vast wren]

hold on whats the name of the video

[pale ingot]

probably horrible

[vast wren]

I'm gonna watch it

[naive bison]

I think it was unrelated to blue archive but on a scale of 0/10 it was a high 9

[vast wren]

good lord

did that guy get put on a registry

[jovial haven]

Of what

[fading portal]

It was some other guy

I think it was a murder

[naive bison]

Yeah I said that

I just clicked on that video

We are the second sentence in

And it should be death sentence

[glad carbon]

Theyre gonna fuck up Pragmata

[fading portal]

Imagine being his lawyer bro

[naive bison]

Vileness scale

[fading portal]

And just hearing it be read out

[vast wren]

nothing to defend

open and shut case

[naive bison]

I would just throw the case imma be honest

We are getting that guy the death penalty

[vast wren]

"your honor, convict this man"

[pale ingot]

didnt blue archive like come out on steam or some shit a while ago
i remember there bejng some shit about blue archive fans tweaking out over "casuals/tourists" entering their fandom because of course they have that kind of culture there
and i wonder what a non casual is in their community

[naive bison]

Casuals? Are they having predation competitions over there?

[vast wren]

someone who doesnt harbor any attraction to miners

thats a non casual to them

[glad carbon]

Capcom finally making an interesting game and then they make the main character have to carry some child on their back for the whole game

[pale ingot]

ranked competitive

[naive bison]

Bro the longer I watch that video

[pale ingot]

no i think its the opposite

[naive bison]

The worse it gets

Its so bad

[fading portal]

Who was it

I forgot the guys name

[vast wren]

the highest rank is being put on a pdf registry and not being allowed anywher near a schoolzone

[glad carbon]

The YouTube live comments during the trailer for this shit at gamescom or whatever were actually vile

[naive bison]

What

[pale ingot]

edp at global elite? lets goooo

[naive bison]

Edp double backed

[vast wren]

yeah, he's a global elite at being a pdf file

[naive bison]

He spun back on the opps (kids)

[pale ingot]

i wonder where he is now

[naive bison]

He got caught twice bro

[vast wren]

jail

[naive bison]

Dead hopefully

[glad carbon]

Wdym what Ive been descriptive

[pale ingot]

when was the 2nd time wtf

[naive bison]

Cant be true

[manic cave]

WHAT

[pale ingot]

there was a sequel and i missed it

[naive bison]

Idk some time after

[vast wren]

did they fucking release him?

[manic cave]

oh wait we aren't talking abt cs

nvm

[naive bison]

Some guy made a video on Kris Tyson from mr beast being a pred and didnt know about the crimes of EDP, and actually got him AFTER HE GOT CAUGHT to like make a video about how "we need to protect our kids"

YEAH FROM YOU, YOU FAT FUCK

[pale ingot]

[naive bison]

I don't think he was ever jailed

[glad carbon]

Nope

[naive bison]

First catch they fucked it up or didnt work with law enforcement

Second idk what happened

[glad carbon]

The thing with those pred catching YouTube videos is that they uhhh

[vast wren]

I hope he lands a life sentence in jail

[pale ingot]

i know he tried to get back into the content creation sphere through literally any platform humanly possible

[naive bison]

Life?

[vast wren]

life, its worse than torture

[fading portal]

They actually work with the law now

[glad carbon]

They fuck up the honey jar or whatever the quote is so law enforcement has issues actually proving anything

[vast wren]

in the worst prison in the united states

send his ass to guantanamo bay

[glad carbon]

That one dateline NBC guy had the same issue for a while too

[naive bison]

I think that was one of the first videos Alex Rosen made so he did fuck it up but in general there are good pred catch channels that do send people to prison by working with cops from the start

Not the ones where they beat the pred up and let him go

[frank shoal]

Lots of people caught in to catch a predator got off the hook by just saying that they thought the chats we're roleplay
Which makes sense because their chat logs are so cringey and not how an actual person talks

[naive bison]

But also some counties and states in general dont like the sting ops for some reason, even if the pred agrees and confesses to everything being true

The chat logs, the pictures

[glad carbon]

that's how you have to do it to get anything more than just a video exposing a pedo

[vast wren]

thats fucked up

[naive bison]

Nowadays I get youtube community posts from JiDion all the time about another sick fuck getting prison time

[glad carbon]

Even then you probably need law enforcement to guide you with ur chatting so you can actually prove intent and have something stick

[naive bison]

In JiDion videos when the cops come he asks them "you're not gonna be meeting kids anymore right" and they always say "yes I won't anymore"

So they confess right there

Fuck yeah you won't

You're going to prison

[tight rune]

True

[pale ingot]

u rember that one like autistic drugged up pedophile that gets confronted so he runs away while screaming about getting harassed, gets in a car and crashes it

[naive bison]

No

[pale ingot]

i dont remember the whole details of it but i think i saw it off a cr1tikal video

found it @naive bison
https://youtu.be/trydrfj__uY

wack shit

[pale ingot]

i dont care enough to find the source video for the reactslop

you do that yourself if you want

[narrow lotus]

Ggs i almost lost my voice

I cant talk anymore fuck the school

Let them burn it

[pale ingot]

arson time

start beating them little shits asses

[frank shoal]

Do the pedophile hunters carry guns? I mean I'm not a pedophile but if someone caught me something that'd put me into prison for a decade I'd shoot them and then myself

[narrow lotus]

What?

[fading portal]

Yeah they got the switch

[frank shoal]

Idk you were sharing those videos and it popped into my mind

[pale ingot]

the previous topic of conversation was pedophiles getting exposed

[fading portal]

Some real gang shit

[stone blade]

woah woah waoh

[manic cave]

I mean not all of them ig? Take errr whats his name. EDPWatch.

For example.

[pale ingot]

id rather be staying strapped if im dealing with pedophiles man

idk tho

thats just me

[manic cave]

I mean EDPwatch has his own private security that go with him 24/7.

[frank shoal]

maybe some of them don't carry so they don't get angry and go to prison for murder accidentally idk

[little mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/skibidi-sigma-sigma-male-gif-2351884647572103584

[frank shoal]

Probably most of them do since murder suicide doesn't seem like an impossible outcome from confronting a pedophile

Or just murder

[little mirage]

Tho your talking about dealing with pedos which i get. This shit sounds so corny

[frank shoal]

Did he name himself after the (former) YouTuber or does it stand for something else?

[little mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/he-tuff-tuff-boy-is-tuff-tuff-as-hell-he-so-tuff-gif-2158318509399753614

[manic cave]

I remember he said smth about it i just can't remember what.

[frank shoal]

I mean didn't they have to end dateline NBC because some guy shot himself for being caught?

[little mirage]

I have no idea what that is

[frank shoal]

The Chris Hansen one

[naive bison]

Wild night at the gei karaoke bar yesterday?

[little mirage]

Ah

[naive bison]

[manic cave]

Only reason chris hansens show stopped is because of that errr.

incident.

[eager igloo]

Kys

[manic cave]

idk if i can state what happened here.

[naive bison]

They usually have security

[little mirage]

Theres a dude who makes them play fortnite battle royale for freedom

[naive bison]

Skeeter Jean making a guy play mortal kombat vs him

Throwing the first round on purpose

And then obliterating the pred

[primal kayak]

Fellas

You're beautiful

[naive bison]

THANK YOU SO MUCH

[manic cave]

@frank shoal edp watch has its own website tho. they post full uncensored catches there. Tho you gotta pay to see that.

[primal kayak]

[manic cave]

like $4 aud a month so probs $2 USD

[little mirage]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1029998953527263283/1112600794286534718/caption-6-4.gif

[frank shoal]

Doesn't seem like a good bargain

Unless they have violent altercations all the time

[manic cave]

idk smth smth about legal laws

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[naive bison]

Iirc its 4.45

As in edp445

[manic cave]

im not american so i can't confirm or deny the law thing

[frank shoal]

Seems a little ironic to name your predator hunting channel after the guy who faced no consequences to this day but what do I know

[manic cave]

i remember the guy said smth about why he named it that i just can't remember what exactly he said

[vast wren]

instagram

[rocky geode]

they catch these people instead of reporting them to the cops, letting them then get away and keep doing it

and they charge money to watch

[vast wren]

oh shit

[rocky geode]

not a great thing to champion

[rocky geode]

but ffs can we move on from this morbid fucking topic

[vast wren]

instagram

[manic cave]

ye

[rocky geode]

ty

[manic cave]

home page is fine
going directly into the reels section is like entering a entirely diff world ngl

[fading portal]

Another win for the blind

[little mirage]

Lets talk about the recent news about a viral erectal dysfunction

[manic cave]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-what-confused-gif-24490283

[rocky geode]

im literally waiting for a my shift to end at work and i STILL regret the last hour Doomscrolling shorts

short form content is a cancer

[manic cave]

✅

[little mirage]

Confirmed new unknown viral in argentina. This was occuring recently for the past week. Cdc just announced like 4 hours ago

It spreads via saliva

[rocky geode]

confirmed new like a variant or a whole different pathogen

[manic cave]

good thing i got a mopp suit, cbrn suit & cbrn gear

[frank shoal]

YouTube vanced let's you block shorts!!!
And on PC you can hide them all with ublock
I do that because otherwise I'd spend 5 hours scrolling some guy reading fake stories from reddit

[vast wren]

what the fuck

[little mirage]

All i know is that young men ages 20 are more likely to receive it

[vast wren]

a virus that makes men have erectile dysfunction?

what the fuck type of plague inc shit is that

[rocky geode]

new shit breeds in the jungles down there all the time

@frank shoal i use grayjay on mobile, i just purposely subjected myself to it on the laptop

less disruptive than banging my head ona wall i guess

[manic cave]

is it at-least contained

[little mirage]

I wished

[rocky geode]

whiskey-19

[frank shoal]

Don't kiss Argentinians

[little mirage]

Im going to play on my nintendo switch now. Bye bye

[rocky geode]

dont rely on south american authorities to be competent

[manic cave]

how tf do i know who is & ISNT a argentinian

❓

[vast wren]

if they have a german first name and spanish last name

[rocky geode]

well you can guess those in Argentina are...

[frank shoal]

Well if they're Argentinians but don't live in Argentina then they probably don't have a virus found in Argentina don't you think?

[rocky geode]

we rubbin all 2 braincells together tonight

[manic cave]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-what-confused-gif-24490283

[naive bison]

Fellas you heard it, no kissing men anymore

[rocky geode]

flop doesnt count tho right

RIGHT?!

[manic cave]

i me an i'm australian so i should be fine down here

[vast wren]

got it, virus from argentina which you can get from an argentinian living in argentina

not an argentinian that not living in argentina itself

[rocky geode]

talk about contained 😂

[manic cave]

• it wouldn't be the first time i've walked around in public in full cbrn gear
  so if it comes down to that i dont mind ngl

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[frank shoal]

Until you get bit by a spider

[lapis zinc]

He'll turn into Spider-Man

[manic cave]

eh most spiders aren't venomous, & tend to keep to themselves unless your intruding. and even then they back off. + usually majority of spiders fangs aren't long enough to pierce your skin (depending on the area the bite is in.) so if they are venomous it'll usually just got into muscle fat

[frank shoal]

Well even if it's just muscle fat I would prefer to avoid it

[manic cave]

oh yeah no if you do get bit you 100% should go to a hospital asap

[frank shoal]

Australian version

[lapis zinc]

Vb is the kings breakfast

[fallow trellis]

would

[vast wren]

I'm not sure why I even pay my internet

[manic cave]

what i nthe actual

fuck

[prisma quartz]

this vexes me too

[vast wren]

instagram

[prisma quartz]

woe, curse upon ye

[manic cave]

yeah i never wanna read this ever again

[vast wren]

its gone

[tame halo]

bro hears everything

[manic cave]

holy acid trip

[pseudo robin]

The spiders i get in my house (australian)

[manic cave]

i can't tell what type it is, to far away

[manic cave]

https://tenor.com/view/jose-mourinho-sweet-trouble-gif-26762341

[pseudo robin]

Its a huntsman

[manic cave]

ah i get a few of them every now & then. Just usually pick them up & put them outside.

[quaint ore]

Got a response from my shop about my mobo, a warranty repair will take 4-6 weeks

[vast wren]

holy shit, thanks instagram, I just learned a new slur

[manic cave]

do i even

wanna know

after that last post

[vast wren]

the human version for "Codetoaster Tinskin'

[manic cave]

😭

yeah heard that one from the constant yknow what droid vids

[vast wren]

I just turned the actual slur to robot terms to avoid getting muted

its something along of "thy origin is of a tribe of monkeys from a barren island in the ocean in the asian region, while your skin has that shade reminiscent of defacation"

[sour carbon]

https://fixvx.com/CacheOfBones/status/1979996976029593623

Cache of Bones - Bleakest Keep Out Now! (@CacheOfBones)

BIG update coming very soon!

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Oct 19, 2025, 7:44 PM

[vast wren]

iron requires grinding to be sharp, so its required to be queer to then be alpha

[minor cypress]

AWS dying, internet is fucked

https://tenor.com/view/stupid-chungus-life-stupid-chungus-life-gif-542581486001153341

[naive bison]

I know exactly what you wanted to say

https://tenor.com/view/watching-you-observe-seeing-i-saw-you-gif-5740825

[grizzled meadow]

How do you even deal with this

[naive bison]

Instead of viruses that make your dick limp you are dodging spiders that make your dick hard until you die

[grizzled meadow]

I have some many things to say Discord would ban me forever

[narrow lotus]

im gonna fucking kill myself

[naive bison]

Gun

I spray alcohol on bugs

It works well

I keep a spray bottle of alcohol because I clean my phone when I come home

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/i-know-what-kind-of-man-you-are-moist-i-know-what-kind-of-mand-you-are-gif-4332896312672829230

[coarse bear]

Ain't that a huntsman spider

(They're harmless)

Falco won't believe it, but seeing one means he's about to rid your home of every other creepy-crawly

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/stranger-things-fire-flame-gif-14920648

[narrow lotus]

Yeah they eat flies and shit

[coarse bear]

And other spiders

[narrow lotus]

the smaller the spiders are , the more dangerous they are

[minor cypress]

The house spiders that chill in their corner and eat bugs are cool

[narrow lotus]

this one is big so he is ok

[naive bison]

So do you but we dont kill you now, do we

[narrow lotus]

i would kill you

[minor cypress]

But if this fucker is taking up an entire corner, we got problems

[narrow lotus]

( ingame )

[naive bison]

Im not a fly

[narrow lotus]

no but you are the shit a fly would sit on

[minor cypress]

I hate going to squish a spider only to realize its carrying eggs too

[naive bison]

So you eat shit?

I see man

[minor cypress]

So you get a gorillion spiders exploding everywhere

[naive bison]

I don't judge

[coarse bear]

Millipedes are cool

[naive bison]

No the fuck they're not

[coarse bear]

They literally eat cockroach eggs

They stay

[naive bison]

This is why magazines above 30 rounds capacity exist

[naive bison]

Just send iedy in

[coarse bear]

Bro's built like a shitty dustbunny, he's fine

[naive bison]

[coarse bear]

I'll leave that action to his goth daddy issues Instagram gf

[minor cypress]

These dudes, wolf spiders

[naive bison]

EWWW

Kill it

[coarse bear]

Casually getting poked in the eye by a child

[naive bison]

Its always the retarded things that breed like crazy

[minor cypress]

Usually they are chill and only hunt other bugs

And only die when they violate the treaty

[naive bison]

Usually? Yeah im upping the blick

[dreamy flax]

@weak pebble (vympel_00) has been muted for reason: you have 1 day to change ur offensive pfp / name / bio or banned #📄rules

[minor cypress]

No floor activity while im awake, if i can step on you its joever

[naive bison]

Artem reference

[dreamy flax]

What are you thinking about?
-# Translated from :flag_ru: Russian to :flag_gb: English

diwais (diwais) has been banned for reason: PNG spambot

[naive bison]

@narrow lotus have there been any sightings of the stretcher btw

Has anyone similar gone past the block wall

[narrow lotus]

i havent seen anything but ragequit does ban here and there ocasionally

so who knows

we clear

[pale ingot]

gone like the fart 😔

[naive bison]

Then good job sniper

[naive bison]

The farts from the pics he posted make no noise

Its like an exhale

[pseudo robin]

Yes it is

[coarse bear]

Then we should put it on Falco

[pseudo robin]

Bug spray or a shoe

This time of year there is heaps of them

[eager igloo]

Which part is offensive

Or did he change it already

[vast wren]

I heard they pay rent too

[slender rock]

Is it the numbers

[vast wren]

by eating the annoying fucks that buzz around in your room

[eager igloo]

Counterpoint: scary looking

[vast wren]

I get it

[eager igloo]

Well not scary, just gross

[vast wren]

I wouldnt want annoying pests in my room

[eager igloo]

I got used to ticks, but they have hard shells

Spiders are squishy

[wooden harbor]

if i wasnt an arachnophobe i would love having spiders around since they eat all the bugs that i have logical reasons to dislike lol

[vast wren]

they're spiders that pull their weight and pay rent

whats not to like

[eager igloo]

This year there was not a single domestic house spider in my flat

Luckily

[simple ore]

test tes 123

[wooden harbor]

'everything remind me of her'

[simple ore]

anyways any of you retards played re7 ?

[vast wren]

holy camel toe

[pale ingot]

fornite

[jovial haven]

Holyfucking shit that is now his house

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/lighthouse-the-lighthouse-wake-laugh-wake-laughing-gif-16420751

[coarse bear]

I have

[pseudo robin]

Yeah fr

[simple ore]

does it have jumpscares

[jovial haven]

I am so sorry for your living situation, I understand you hating tarkov now

[eager igloo]

It does look quite polite though

[jovial haven]

Bro is a tailless face hugger

[coarse bear]

[river zealot]

you know what they call Esex on a walkie talkie

radiohead

[pseudo robin]

I pay rent to him now

[simple ore]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-one-piece-anime-gif-4502646032764566609

[coarse bear]

Of course it's got jumpscares

[eager igloo]

Just put the spider in the box man

[simple ore]

how loud

[coarse bear]

It doesn't have AAAAAAAA gmod horror map jumpscares
More like
GOT YOU FUCKER

[simple ore]

ok i might play it then

[vast wren]

by gmod horror map as like those pngs that chase you around mach 1?

[coarse bear]

If you've ever watched people play the RE7 Demo, sorta like that

[jovial haven]

The humble skibidi toilet jumpscare

[coarse bear]

Nah, just those that show up for a sec in like a vent

[simple ore]

i'll confess i tried playing it some time ago and stopped before anything happens

[coarse bear]

You're thinking of nextbots

[simple ore]

im that much of a pussy

[vast wren]

its psychological horror, its actively rotting the brains of kids

you remember that video of kid getting a shot and he was praying skibidi something

[rocky geode]

no???

[jovial haven]

That shit was so fucking hilarious and dread inducing

[jovial haven]

Leme pull it up

[coarse bear]

Oh the toddler screaming skibidi dop dop

[vast wren]

good, you havent seen it

[coarse bear]

Eh, it's whatever

[rocky geode]

this feels like a fuckin cognitio hazard

[jovial haven]

Source: YouTube https://share.google/prgFnLnrwdsxUzwBF

[vast wren]

skibidi toilet is psychological horror

[simple ore]

cinema

[vast wren]

dont worry, it only affects toddlers

[storm stream]

Wait till Stella find out about TikTok and Snapchat....

and FB

[rocky geode]

every day we stray further from gods light

[vast wren]

the adult mind cant comprehend skibidi toilet or think enough of it to matter

[coarse bear]

Stella already endlessly scrolls insta

[simple ore]

to be fair
when i went to a therapist as a child for something
she told me you should be strong like goku and it worked

[minor cypress]

Holy fuck we are doomed

[rocky geode]

that poor guy just lucked into being this generations annoying orange

[coarse bear]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-lock-in-goku-lock-in-base-goku-dbz-gif-10111101539424646614

Youyou getting a vaccine

[jovial haven]

I feel like once you are born like past 2010 you got a +500% increased chance to get mental retardation

[vast wren]

insta in question:

[vast wren]

tell me when, I can delete it anytime

[simple ore]

[vast wren]

instagram.

[coarse bear]

Just have this instead

[simple ore]

at least it has a deep plot

[vast wren]

just tell me

I can delete it anytime

[simple ore]

and it's subtle

better than modern writing

[pale ingot]

saw 2 kids walking across the street yesterday and one of them was just constantly going "skibidi skibidi skibidi skibidi" my ass started walking faster to get out of hearing range

[vast wren]

you should read about the ones with wilhelm dafoe and hemmoroids and grandmas

[jovial haven]

Holy fucking shit

[simple ore]

no i should not

[rocky geode]

like all he did was hee hee ha ha babys first gmod animations and then

he probably hit a million subs and was like fuck i cant stop there's free money

[vast wren]

good choice

[coarse bear]

You should get out of this channel under the excuse of wanting to play RE7 instead

Good game

[pale ingot]

its so fucking annoying dude

[jovial haven]

I am glad I got the gun autism and not that type

[simple ore]

not yet

im playing too much already

[vast wren]

I'm glad I got french revolution autism

[vast wren]

its ironic I hate the monarchists yet my family is from a minor nobility in sicily

[rocky geode]

we weren't much funnier repeating shit from austin powers movies or whatever as kids

kids are annoying

[jovial haven]

Bro says "look at this musket, it cant reach beyond 50 meters"

I say "look at this sr-3M, it cant reach beyond 50 meters"

[frank shoal]

Are you rich?

[simple ore]

tac to entry team
im jerking it im gooning it crazy style

[vast wren]

short answer, yes

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/fish-god-gif-544391445517116565

[wooden harbor]

at least he had lines that actually say something instead of one word repeated ad nauseum

[rocky geode]

yes the internet has made everything worse

monkeys paw type beat

[frank shoal]

Lucky

[pale ingot]

okaay but i can hate kids for being kids anyway fuck those little shits

[vast wren]

the internet shouldve stayed a military prototype locked off in a military facility

[rocky geode]

yes im with you

both of you

sadly we just couldnt handle being able to yap at light speed

[simple ore]

tbf even without the skibidi we would still hate kids

[minor cypress]

No one warned us it would feel this painful

[simple ore]

it's just a reason to direct all the deserved hate

[jovial haven]

The humble mlg edit n yt poop

[frank shoal]

There's one that keeps ringing my doorbell and I direct all my hatred to it

[vast wren]

if it didnt exist we would still be doing this but in person and there would be a physical location

[simple ore]

scare the shit out of him

[rocky geode]

MARTY WE HAVE TO GO BACK!!!

DOC WHY DO THEY KEEP SHOUTING SKIBBIDI?!?!

[wooden harbor]

and we would probably be better off because of it lol

[jovial haven]

The Function

[frank shoal]

I already grabbed him and threatened to kill him but I'm scared to do more

[rocky geode]

https://tenor.com/view/delorean-time-travel-back-to-the-future-marty-mc-fly-gif-11295533

[simple ore]

tell his parents
it's the ultimate move

[jovial haven]

Physical violence

[minor cypress]

DOC WHAT THE FUCK IS FANUM TAX

[rocky geode]

WEVE GOTTA FIX IT MARTY

MY FRIEND TED WILL KNOW WHAT TO DO

[vast wren]

I have my own two and I take steps to have them avoid brainrpt

[rocky geode]

i still dont know and im proud of that

[minor cypress]

I think its some jackass stealing food all the time

And they gave some random name to it

[simple ore]

it's some streamer called fanum

[vast wren]

now ones hooked on digging trenches and one is hooked on anything french revolution

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/mercy-overwatch-come-here-gif-14280244

[rocky geode]

i hate to be the one who breaks this to you but you are literally in the brain rotted chanel

[vast wren]

better than brainrot

[simple ore]

his tax is basically taking a bite whenever someone has food

[jovial haven]

Fanum is a fella in kai cenats house

When kai eats he wants his share

The "fanum tax"

[wooden harbor]

you cant do very much to protect them from their peers though

peer influence is powerful

[rocky geode]

didnt read

will never ask

dont care

typing with my eyes closed

[vast wren]

they dont go to school yet

they're 2

[simple ore]

teach them cqc

[rocky geode]

turning my audiobook up louder to continue to not read whatever that said

[frank shoal]

When I threatened him my original plan was to grab his neck and lift him against a wall but I managed to restrain myself and in any case he hasn't been ringing my doorbell for a while but he does my neighbors and I can hear it

[minor cypress]

Mlg edits are a guilty pleasure. At least we knew it was over the top absurdism. Now everything just feels like absurdism.

[vast wren]

one already has an obessipn with digging trenches and one has an obsession with cannons

I think I'm fine

[simple ore]

they'll recognize that too when they grow up

[wooden harbor]

reality is so absurd anymore that fiction has to try really hard to stay ahead

[simple ore]

and no a lot of retards didn't recognize that mlg was over the top absurdism

[pale ingot]

how did you manage bro

[jovial haven]

The kids yearn for the trenches

[vast wren]

originally french revolution/the great war documentaries

but someone advised me against that

[minor cypress]

My lil bro is genz, i gotta keep up with things a little bit for his sake

[pale ingot]

the entire chat infact

i believe

[wooden harbor]

man i grew up watching all the documentaries on the history channel religiously (back when it was concerned with actual history)

[vast wren]

so its chess tutorials and kiddy shit now

[frank shoal]

So they don't want to behead macron?

[rocky geode]

god that was the good life

[vast wren]

they still do, I just stopped showing them documentaries

[simple ore]

i used to love ww2 documentaries around 2pm when everyone was asleep

[rocky geode]

my dad would put he history channel on when Saturday cartoons ended

[wooden harbor]

didnt know we had it so good!

[simple ore]

it was very chill

[frank shoal]

I wish I hadn't done that tbh

I could've been normal instead of autistic about Nazi weapons

[vast wren]

one of them has the soul of a dead french soldier from the great war I think

[simple ore]

tbh anytime watching tv when i was a kid was chill since i used to spend 99% of my time outside

[minor cypress]

I still miss watching mail call and good eats

[vast wren]

one really likes digging trenches

[frank shoal]

All men like digging

[wooden harbor]

would it have made any difference? for me at least i knew by the time i was in middle school that normality was not an option

[jovial haven]

Reincarnation is a thing 🙏

[vast wren]

I'm gonna take both of them of what used to be the western front one day

[simple ore]

namaste type shii

[minor cypress]

That just sounds like you trying to pass down the generational tism

[pale ingot]

me personally i used to be a chinese emperor that drank virgin blood for immortality and bathed in mercury look how i ended up, I'm a fucking romanian

[vast wren]

better than growing up with the shit kids are exposed to nowadays

[frank shoal]

Maybe but it's nice to think there's something I could've done instead of being genetically predetermined to insanity and being weird

[wooden harbor]

well duh u hit the peak. only one direction to go from there

[frank shoal]

I recognize only one of these

[minor cypress]

Get them one of these

[vast wren]

one already likes digging trenches with a shovel

[simple ore]

everyone likes digging

[frank shoal]

One of these so they can build a proper trench

[wooden harbor]

baby's first heavy equipment awwww

[jovial haven]

Is your ground sandy or clay like

[primal rapids]

The children yearn for the mines

[vast wren]

https://tenor.com/view/взгляд-2000-ярдов-война-war-soldier-gif-3632617944134077161

[jovial haven]

You might want to try to push him into a groundwork job

[frank shoal]

I don't think they're that old

[vast wren]

her, they're twins

[jovial haven]

The child yearn for the trenches

[vast wren]

twin girls

[jovial haven]

The girls yearn for the trenches

[frank shoal]

Okay in that case the digging is pretty good evidence they're possessed by a soldier

Or that they're autistic

[minor cypress]

And the chimneys

[wooden harbor]

you should come to my yard then. it's all roots, rocks, and heavy clay. digging is hell

[jovial haven]

They will dig up fiber cables and sever your Internet connection

[vast wren]

rainbow roots

[simple ore]

you should've picked a better biome

[wooden harbor]

its a great biome above ground

[frank shoal]

The soil here is hard clay which is actually good if you want to dig!!
I bought myself a pickaxe as a kid and used it to dig multiple metres

[jovial haven]

@narrow lotus please dont kill me for le funny

[minor cypress]

I think you need a few more years before the tism diagnosis

[simple ore]

||RET||gay||ARD||

[minor cypress]

Kids are gonna explore everything, the world is new to them

[frank shoal]

Idk I've never seen a girl that likes to dig holes
I've seen girls saying guys are weird for wanting to dig

[jovial haven]

There's the ability to log these

For mods

[simple ore]

no one cares

[jovial haven]

That is a discord autism mod feature

[minor cypress]

They haven't discovered taxes

[simple ore]

they should let mods edit your messages and log them

[minor cypress]

Neither have i, but i also never paid attention to it.

[wooden harbor]

this is why we ignore women's opinions

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/gun-shot-gif-10358343

[simple ore]

dig
bury me

[minor cypress]

I wouldn't overthink it, kids do all kinda of dumb stuff

[frank shoal]

It was better because the other childhood activity me and my little brother had was building bombs and setting fires...
Although I'm sure almost every kid born in the middle of bumfuck nowhere does that
It's not like you can do healthy things like have friends at the countryside

[wooden harbor]

u trying to tell me blowing up my little plastic army men and melting them with homemade flamethrowers was unhealthy?

[minor cypress]

I used to like collecting dryer lint once laundry is done because it was warm, soft and smelled like laundry detergent. Called it baby lint

[jovial haven]

I mean probably but if they ban the word it might be for a reason

[frank shoal]

Oh I mean we made actual lethal bombs due to lack of a better judgement
Like metal pipes filled with gunpowder

And we also learned how to make explosives and rockets from sugar

[placid sail]

if I'm a child and my only venue of social interaction is watching french documentaries, not only I'm gonna be interested in digging holes, I'd invest myself in car theft, identity disguise, parkouring, making ropes out of home appliances and clothes

anything to escape, really

[jovial haven]

The humble carbon source

[wooden harbor]

oh ok i didnt fuck around with metal casings for my bombs... the internet showed me what happens when people get hit by metal shrapnel. thanks interwebs 🙂

[frank shoal]

We didn't have internet in the countryside

The phone line was broken most of the year lol

[wooden harbor]

yeh i was a suburban kid

[minor cypress]

Escape from Paris

[wooden harbor]

definitely could have made better bombs but we liked to throw them at eachother lol

[frank shoal]

I accidentally set my little brother on fire once but thankfully it was a snowy day and he had thick clothes

So we never even got caught

[wooden harbor]

niiice

[frank shoal]

I might've been a pyromaniac

[wooden harbor]

how many times did you burn your hair off?

[frank shoal]

Completely? Never thankfully

[minor cypress]

Worst thing i remember doing was convincing another kid to sneak a cat in her backpack to bring to school, because i wanted to see it

[frank shoal]

But close calls too many times

[minor cypress]

We made it all the way to class before the teacher noticed anything

[wooden harbor]

definitlely a pyro

trying to hide the smell of burnt hair from the parents XD

[placid sail]

I still can't cope with it

[wooden harbor]

this isnt just a testament to aging, but also to how little games have changed in the intervening years

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1428191713675186267/image0.gif

[minor cypress]

Or someone was mean to a friend of mine in class, so i convinced them to let me cut her ponytail off during arts and craft because "being mean is bad"

[frank shoal]

Honestly the times we did get caught like when we set fire to the woods behind our home and it died down just out of pure luck our mom should've been angrier than she ever was

[minor cypress]

Im still not accepting it

[rocky geode]

jesus

did u kids have parens

id have gotten my ass donkey kong thrown

[wooden harbor]

lucky little shit lol

[placid sail]

did you convince the bully to let you cut her ponytail or what?

[minor cypress]

Yeah, guilt tripped them into it

[simple ore]

my dad beat my ass for burning plastic bags
but i kept on doing it anyways at like 3am

[frank shoal]

My dad would beat and strangle me for not doing anything wrong anyways!!

[fallow trellis]

pokemon hassan edition

[minor cypress]

Kenshi toughness training

[wooden harbor]

which leads to sneak training to avoid the toughness training. a brilliant system really

[placid sail]

I'd shake my head at you for being such a manipulative little shit back at school, but pretty sure I at some point screamed so hard in some girl's ear I temporarily rendered her deaf

[minor cypress]

Thats pretty fucked up

[frank shoal]

It's just Finnish tradition
Every time I open a classic Finnish song the comments are about how their dad was an alcoholic that hit them but it's okay actually and they did a great job

[wooden harbor]

this makes me wonder about a mentally unstable finnish guy i once knew

[naive bison]

Oh so thats why you're like that

[minor cypress]

I can't imagine my parents reaction to that phonecall. I was such a little shit, but at least it was coming from a "good" sense of justice.

Just incredibly misguided

[placid sail]

got you and your brother on cam

[frank shoal]

I think my mom would have found it funny

Since it was to a bully

[placid sail]

oh no, me was just all gas, zero brakes single celled retard 🤠

they once gave me the worst possible mark for math that is rarely used at all because I was getting impatient at someone else taking their time with answer and just shouted it out

well I guess some sense of normality was still present, because I never hurt anyone truly badly or done something truly retarded

oh right, also I got a notice in my school diary once from the teacher for barking

[wooden harbor]

the people i hurt the worst were my friends so i guess i did ok 🙂

[placid sail]

seems like my home was so opressively rigid and boring that I just felt like doing anything at all in school to just feel something

[placid sail]

very contextual

[wooden harbor]

we are still friends

[placid sail]

that doesn't help

[wooden harbor]

and despite our worries, i did not in fact make him sterile

[placid sail]

THIS DOESN'T HELP AT ALL

[wooden harbor]

lol

[minor cypress]

Seems pretty normal, at least you were engaged

[minor cypress]

Same, that just led me to finding workarounds and niche topics just to stir shit up

"Fuck you i won't do what you tell me" is a strong motivator

[placid sail]

only the first four classes, then everything at school oppressed and dissed my vibe exactly the same like it did at home, and I lost interest in studying completely and rarely was fooling around

[placid sail]

really need to go back in time and douse those tiny embers with gasoline, would be much better than to figure it out now

[primal rapids]

Important status update: My lungs are at least 50% mucus by volume and I am not having a good time.

[stark gull]

Wish this was real

[fallow trellis]

this u rn when u say sm dmb sht like that

[placid sail]

you must live to spite your retail manager

[minor cypress]

I got lucky getting put into GT/advanced ed classes. We used to be able to do side projects and study most topics we wanted, it was an awesome outlet.

[stark gull]

Then where's the sauce?

[primal rapids]

But dying would also spite my manager because she'd have to find a replacement

[placid sail]

she'd be spite for like, 17 seconds

[simple ore]

what does that mean

[wooden harbor]

a person that is sick and doesnt know when they will come back will drive the manager much crazier than a dead person that needs to be replaced. no uncertainty to deal with there

[minor cypress]

I was ridiculous hungry for info, input and anything to stop me from being bored with stuff i understood already.

[fallow trellis]

i made it up

its not real

its a psionic projection

[simple ore]

https://tenor.com/view/yugioh-punch-ground-punching-ground-it-shouldve-been-me-it-shouldve-been-me-not-him-gif-27446150

[minor cypress]

They will hound you every day nonstop

[wooden harbor]

is this what 200 iq looks like?

[stark gull]

How fucking hot that iron gotta be?

[simple ore]

hot iron

[placid sail]

the only thing I was hungry for at some point was to come back to my room and dissociate in vidya games, but I'll cut the depresso espresso origins story there

[rocky geode]

anyone up Jaying their hook rn?

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/makarov-gif-2864900060345131894

[simple ore]

why does he look retarded

[rocky geode]

cuz his j is hooked as hell rn

[wooden harbor]

eyes pointing different directions

[minor cypress]

Same, vidya and reading were great escapes

[coarse bear]

Let us watch a toucan get sanded https://youtube.com/shorts/_wY9QAIjO_Y

[rocky geode]

still are mf im listening peter Kenny read the hell out of this book at work

god bless bone conductive headphones

best invention of the decade

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/the-sopranos-tony-soprano-james-gif-25975446

[prisma quartz]

Trust your gut: "this mild chest pain is definitely me having a heart attack"

[narrow lotus]

minor pain

Thats it , im dying o cancer

sense of impending doom my beloved

[fallow trellis]

#🎪bruh-fart message

[primal rapids]

Because someone else in here started playing Cyberpunk I got sucked back in.

[narrow lotus]

However god blessed us with the woman shape and Sweet Baby Jesus she could lead armies to war and countries to ruin and everyone would be ok with it

[narrow lotus]

we take the small wins

[placid sail]

so true bestie

[narrow lotus]

this name alone is worth Trump's idea to just annex mexico into the USA

[placid sail]

such a hater

[slender rock]

When is the McDonald's heart attack cholesterol gonna take out that 🟠 cunt out

[placid sail]

serious taxpayer money going into preventing that

[slender rock]

Fuck

I want the old corruption back

Not this clown ass shit

[frank shoal]

Rich people circumvent that with blood transfusions from children

[placid sail]

it's okay, judging by his deteriorating speech and many signs of cardiac issues, they don't exactly use the heavy artillery and it's just maintenance, so he'll die eventually

[slender rock]

Mhm

[placid sail]

but you'll probably have to gag on that flaccid elderly stick for couple years more

[slender rock]

Now beer breath hegseth

[primal rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/842279138432778242/874263707935457310/video014.mp4?ex=68f6cfc7&is=68f57e47&hm=9450e835af7030c9c8a782720e29a144d08c3e1d628d40e5b402d9e0dd6601d9&

[frank shoal]

I wish they were evil in an interesting way

[slender rock]

Fr

[narrow lotus]

Ever wondered why is it called the White House and not the People's House or shit ? @naive bison

[placid sail]

I'm so happy that the others get to experience incompetent evil overlords too now

[primal rapids]

We need to live in the timeline full of mad scientists and superheroes to spice things up

[placid sail]

it's been annoying me for last decade or two

[frank shoal]

Trump should force everyone into an exodus from the cities to work on farmland barefoot

[placid sail]

not that they're evil, but grossly incompetent

[frank shoal]

That would be something although already done

Maybe something more novel

[placid sail]

you don't understand how unc operates

[fallow trellis]

i didnt know he was amish

[placid sail]

if it's not worth a headline that will make your elderly relative all agitated, then it's not happening

granted, even if it is, it probably still won't happen because trump makes only a third of his claims true at best, but you get the idea

[primal rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/898203004161916929/1428907585867612233/v12044gd0000d1f677nog65o5mqrf0i0.mov?ex=68f6d864&is=68f586e4&hm=242196f75ed0af45cbe4180589428a6e657e278c031a43cf032bb207b3d91ca1&

[frank shoal]

Nono I get it I'm saying I'm just saying instead of sucking oligarch cocks and fucking over zoomers and millennials I want him to be truly evil

Like no motives beyond misanthropy

[placid sail]

I mean, seems like he's doing okay already on that front

[frank shoal]

At least annex Canada already

[placid sail]

right

7th obese division of USA is invading

proud boys are storming the border

[primal rapids]

Can someone explain to me how Nintendo and Game Freak keep fucking up Pokemon despite basically having a license to print money since literally anything they release is guaranteed to be profitable?

[coarse bear]

Ain't it 70 now

[placid sail]

you've just answered your own question

[jovial haven]

Weren't games back then like 40€ already

Like the price curve feels steep yes but like I feel as if it isent as steep as it could be

[placid sail]

anything with pokemon on it will sell

therefore, the quality is irrelevant

[frail scaffold]

Dawg the watermark

[placid sail]

therefore, CUT CORNERS CUT CORNERS CUT CUT CUT

[primal rapids]

Didn't even notice it because I'm so used to mentally filtering out watermarks put on everything these days

I will now commit sudoku

[frail scaffold]

Go out with honor

https://tenor.com/view/samurai-edaryion-snapchat-filter-feudal-gif-22414150

[fading portal]

Stop noticing

[placid sail]

who even looks at those stupid fucking tiktork watermarks anyway

[frail scaffold]

Should try noticing deez

[placid sail]

stop being

[primal rapids]

stop

[eager igloo]

s

[fading portal]

Deez? Deez what

[frail scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/hellmari-omori-gif-15722746881360271188

[vast wren]

nuts

[vast wren]

stop noticing goyim

[deep topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/caracal-big-floppa-floppa-prozhony-flop-gif-23506865

[manic cave]

Of course you did

[fallow trellis]

they should pay me 60 dollaps

[primal rapids]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/1979261131752640869

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[placid sail]

nice try

geometry can still burn in hell

[fallow trellis]

it all goes in the square hole

[primal rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/idiocracy-test-genius-iq-gif-14792434

[frail scaffold]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/733043477566193706/1429674464324354068/tiktok_nick90s0_7562527178622094614.mov?ex=68f6ff9a&is=68f5ae1a&hm=12983b28f427956122974f4a8f7e4d181d448ee0598a90857eef0ea98d7026b2&

[eager igloo]

YOOOOOO

[scenic field]

Why come no tattoo

[scenic field]

I managed to squeeze through

[primal rapids]

Stash location #19 in the Red Forest wedged between two boulders

[scenic field]

It was just used syringes

[frail scaffold]

My ass would NOT fit in there

[scenic field]

Theyre trying to hide the good stuff

[scenic field]

Lol

Cave divers dying to retrieve another cave divers corpse

https://tenor.com/view/titan-titan-submersible-submarine-titanic-titanic-sub-gif-3157031911202859290

Remember this POS

[primal rapids]

Didn't the rescue efforts cost like ten times as much as the actual piece of shit submersible

[scenic field]

So around $2000

[primal rapids]

Honestly, I only really feel bad for the kid that was forced to go with them when he didn't want to

[scenic field]

You can make some fun stuff with home depot materials.. a submarine is not one of those

He died doing what he loved

Screaming and being turned into goo

[placid sail]

is the word "rescue" even applicable to scraping the fine red mist and soda can pieces off the seabed

[scenic field]

I think calling it a 'recovery operation' is a stretch

[primal rapids]

Well, they didn't know for sure they were dead at first

[placid sail]

?????

[scenic field]

Did they find the madcatz controller

[placid sail]

wasn't there almost instantly an estimation that they imploded read bad

[scenic field]

Yes lol

[primal rapids]

Like, yeah, obviously the chances were incredibly high they were already dead by the time any rescuers would have arrived, but they felt the attempt was still warranted

[scenic field]

But they lost radio communication, which had happened before

[placid sail]

what I mean to say is

[scenic field]

Give the navy some practice, get to use their toys

[placid sail]

wasn't the time between radio contact being lost and people realizing those idiots were crushed into atoms really small

so there won't be any space for whipping out any proper big scale rescue attempts, just cleaning order

also must have been a morbid relief for local authorities

"oh phew they turned into dust, don't have to do an expensive search and rescue now"

[scenic field]

Might as well try

[placid sail]

...try what?

[scenic field]

Search and rescue

[placid sail]

implosion

of a tiny ass can

[scenic field]

Imagine them not being paste and just sitting there waiting for a rescue thats not coming

[placid sail]

nowhere to hide, nowhere to escape, no spare toilet quarter to sit it out in

[frail scaffold]

Search n rescue at that point is just a recovery operation

[scenic field]

Sit on the bucket

[placid sail]

no holding your breath real hard and swimming towards titanic

[placid sail]

#🎪bruh-fart message

[scenic field]

Lol

If you fight the ocean you will drown

[quaint ore]

Implosion will kill a submarine and its entire crew no matter how

[scenic field]

Didnt russia just lose another sub

[quaint ore]

Losharik? Yeah.

[placid sail]

I'm sorry we had a sub called losharik?

[quaint ore]

Yes

[placid sail]

как судно назовешь, так оно и поплывет

[scenic field]

Its got lil eyes

[fallow trellis]

idgi can someone explain

[scenic field]

Butt

White

Blonde

[quaint ore]

A white girl with an ass of a black girl

[primal rapids]

Wasn't there a submarine that was flooded because someone forgot to close a hatch

[scenic field]

White wimenz

[fallow trellis]

why is that a black womans worst nightmare

[coarse bear]

Screaming? Oh no
The time from when the implosion began and to their death was too short to register in any way, shape, or form
They never felt pain.

[quaint ore]

I dunni

[scenic field]

Im sure there was some kind of leadup lol

[primal rapids]

I mean, besides the pain of using a shitty third party controller

[quaint ore]

Also yeah, another example of shit like this is the byford dolphin incident

[scenic field]

An "uh oh" moment

[coarse bear]

A creak maybe

[fallow trellis]

e-sex on the walkie talkie call that radiohead

[coarse bear]

But otherwise, they went out painlessly, like a fingersnap

[placid sail]

the guy ceased existing probably still thinking his soda can sub is hot shit

[scenic field]

Better than a slow crush

https://tenor.com/view/chrisuus-jojolion-jojo-poor-tom-ozon-baby-gif-22013292

[coarse bear]

p!repost

[foggy mantle]

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[scenic field]

You will use the chemical toilet

And you will like it

[fallow trellis]

stop being mean to me

i will cry

[coarse bear]

Guess a number, bubba

[fallow trellis]

21

[quaint ore]

Why are you being blasted by alpha and beta radiation

[placid sail]

honestly I don't understand how chaplain and other perverts can enjoy diving, let alone being on a submarine

[fallow trellis]

good bye

[placid sail]

I get existential horror by just playing barotrauma

[coarse bear]

21
Alrighty

[scenic field]

I noticed that too

[coarse bear]

Higher, or lower?

[scenic field]

Missing 411 bait

[fallow trellis]

is this blackjack

[scenic field]

The zeds were watching me

[coarse bear]

Higher or lower, Quinn

[fallow trellis]

if it is always lower

[coarse bear]

HIGHER OR LOWER, FEET BOY

[fallow trellis]

good bye everyone ill see you in 21 months

lower

[little mirage]

There is this niche game called subnautica. It triggers my thalassophobia haha. Thats why people love it for the emotional thrill hehe

[dreamy flax]

🎲 11

-# 1d100

[coarse bear]

You're free to go.

[fallow trellis]

I love gambling

[scenic field]

They hate when we have fun

[fallow trellis]

the dice was in my favor because you were mean to me

[scenic field]

^

[coarse bear]

21 months brainfart reject does sound funny

[fallow trellis]

thats like 5 years

[little mirage]

They asked 50 women on thw street. Its over

[scenic field]

Streetwalkers

[placid sail]

yeah never got the appeal of that one either, I like sandbox base builders, but nuh uh nope ain't fun water bad call me indian cos I ain't fucking with water

[primal rapids]

Decided to do a Cyberpunk run where I only use hacks, projectile launcher arm, and grenades. It's working great except for cyberpsychos who have a metric fuckton of health and cost like ten extra RAM for hacks

[coarse bear]

Bz, you should play some Soma

[fallow trellis]

the first time i met a leviathan reaper in the crash zone i didnt go there until i had a prawn suit

[little mirage]

1.mind wipe 2. Go behind them and subdue / kill

[thorny wind]

Interesting pfp.