🎪bruh-fart

[fossil swan]

why are there 13

[vale sand]

I doubt we'd go back to that time but I do think that other parties would not have a singular chance of ever getting back in control

Like ever

That shit would basically be a dictatorship by voluntary decision lmao

[coarse bear]

Let's check out new joins

p!avatar @blazing merlin

[foggy mantle]

Avatar for semyon_duma_

Links:
png | jpg | webp

[coarse bear]

Oh boy

[naive bison]

-1 alt

[slender rock]

@naive bison what's the wall say

[naive bison]

wait did he misspell it? is that a W and not a V

[slender rock]

Is it bad

[naive bison]

i cant say it

you will get me banned

[coarse bear]

It's a hanging picture frame

[stoic girder]

Summarize it.

[naive bison]

oh yeah i see it

[slender rock]

What pheer said

[naive bison]

ukranians are f slur

[coarse bear]

Zov
Slur for Ukrainians
Slur for gay people

[drifting mantle]

Yeah, I meant it more in the sense of... Getting shit done and be effective once more.
"But..."
"No but, this is a higher up order. Do it!"

[slender rock]

Okay

[vale sand]

Ah yeah, then all of the companies wouldn't leave the country as well lmao

[stoic girder]

Ultimately the choice is if you want to dilute the responsibility and by how much?

[slender rock]

Thank you dry

[vale sand]

Pretty much everyone is fleeing, be it citizens or companies

[coarse bear]

Kinda sounds like absolute monarchy

[vale sand]

Well, as of right now, nothing ever happens in this country, the latest thing that changed was the police in some of our "states" getting access to Palantir

That's pretty much all that I know about

lmao

[slender rock]

It will matter if you're from a Mexican family

Or black

And low income

[drifting mantle]

In current Germany, we talk A LOT to get the best result... Before anything is done.
Then the decision gets made and you still end up with a retarded choice..

[coarse bear]

All I know about happenings here is that uh
They've started on putting down new asphalt on a road to the mountains we go to

[slender rock]

So don't be poor, brown and don't be anti government

[slender rock]

So this happened

[vale sand]

That's pretty much the foundation of this country nowadays, theoretical planning takes about 4 years to reach a final result after every single fucker had a say in it and then nothing happens because the plan was made in a way that is impossible to achieve

[stoic girder]

Heart attack?

[slender rock]

Details are unknown

But apparently

[coarse bear]

I bet on stroke

[slender rock]

Or the cursed trike from hell

[stoic girder]

Got hit by the covid booster, unlucky.

[slender rock]

Nah

Demon child

That possessed the trike

[heady crow]

You can say the G word nowadays?

[slender rock]

Geyser

[drifting mantle]

Couldn't have said it better myself

[slender rock]

Also, Hei hei Bruns

[coarse bear]

I mean I'm not some non-staff schmuck

[stoic girder]

Too many hands.

[vale sand]

Not just that, they usually go with a timeframe that is impossible as well, they have no experts or advisors on site, they are just yapping up a storm and drawing dicks on paper

Then they push the timeline of the project so far out that no one will remember anymore

And then they just do nothing

[stoic girder]

In history wars were generally a way to stress test bureaucratic processes and trim them.

[vale sand]

But if it finishes, you can expect that it has cost about 4 - 12x the original amount

[slender rock]

Is the dick symmetrical with the balls or no?

[vale sand]

Whatever they last had in their throat I would imagine

[slender rock]

This is important

[slender rock]

Lol

Wait which fucktards are we talking about

[vale sand]

German politicians, all of them pretty much

CDU mainly though, since they the current party in control

[drifting mantle]

The process worked fine, but there are a lot of issues that reach WAY back to the Helmut Kohl, Margaret Thatcher and Ronald Reagan era...

Lots of problems we face today, are because of those retards... And somehow, we are here and unable to fix shit now.

[slender rock]

Oh not much difference here besides ice taking a four year old into custody

That's what we're doing here

[toxic sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/plans-i-hope-no-one-looks-at-my-plans-youll-never-get-my-plans-im-never-sleeping-boom-beach-gif-23663346

[drifting mantle]

Cutting corners has consequences

[slender rock]

I hate it here

But I'm stuck here

Fuck.

[stoic girder]

California

[vale sand]

This is a cycle that will never be broken, we have way too many issues that are unaddressed and the current parties are just trying to make the image of germany sound good on paper

[slender rock]

The entire country*

[drifting mantle]

I think that's just the natrual order of things.
Anacyclosis and all that...

[slender rock]

Yet no one shits on Florida it isn't any better off so

🤷

[vale sand]

Our social system is collapsing, we are taking in way more immigrants than we could even theoretically handle, many of which show up with no documentation.

It's a never ending loop and it'll just spiral out of control more and more by each passing day

[drifting mantle]

Again, they lay the foundation for a strongman.

[stoic girder]

Governments need more masculinity.

[manic cave]

Hold on i got a vid for this.

[coarse bear]

Make the same decisions but have your penis out

Not balls though, that's for your bedroom

[stoic girder]

Do what benefits you and your people, fuck everyone else

[drifting mantle]

That's my life mentality

[coarse bear]

Let's gooo, nepotism

[drifting mantle]

What works for them, can work for us

[vale sand]

Back when I was younger, I always dreamed of living in this country and growing older, with the eventual plan to actually move somewhere close to the ocean but not this early, I am basically forced with the decisions made since they do nothing but target me in the most negative way possible.

[stoic girder]

They love keeping the white man down.

[vale sand]

I also expected to someday retire, I hoped that if I were to have children with someone, I wouldn't have to worry about them going outside

[drifting mantle]

I give it ca. 8 years tops, until we get another strongman. Maybe things will change for the better, or worse... Who knows.

But it ain't continue at how it currently is.

[vale sand]

If you plan on having a future, you literally can not stay in Germany, you have no future here

Nothing, there is nothing to catch you when you are older

You will pay taxes till 70 and then have nothing

[stoic girder]

We will have empires by another name by the time Gen-Z gets to 60.

[drifting mantle]

Welcome our new Chinese overlords

[heady crow]

:(

[vale sand]

At this point, how can it get any worse?

[stoic girder]

You lose 3rd time in a row.

[vale sand]

Our government is lobbying to get our military going with the majority of them probably having stakes in Rheinmetall

[stoic girder]

Why don't you?

[vale sand]

It's not about me in this instance, it's about people that have the interest in militarising the countries again

[drifting mantle]

Some people will benefit (probably the majority), and some people will be at the other end of the stick.

Why the majority? Because they actually keep you in power. They won't care what happens to the others, if shit suddenly turns out good again.

[vale sand]

They create a plan that will militarise us again but in reality, they just profit from it

[toxic sundial]

single most annoying video I've seen all week. Middle schooler type slop

[vale sand]

And it's not a win-win because they won't sit in those tanks, it'll be random people that live in the country

[drifting mantle]

Anyway, I need to get off again. Nice talking to you all

[fallow trellis]

no

[naive bison]

[coarse bear]

https://girlcockx.com/TokamakEnergy/status/1978444115806146576

Tokamak Energy (@TokamakEnergy)

Plasma is better in colour! Watch one of our latest #plasma pulses in our ST40 tokamak, filmed using our new high-speed colour camera at an incredible 16,000 frames per second.
︀︀
︀︀Each pulse lasts around a fifth of a second. What you’re seeing is mostly visible light from the plasma’s edge, glowing pink. The core is simply too hot to emit visible light.
︀︀
︀︀In this footage, lithium is dropped into the plasma. As it interacts, it glows red when excited, then turns green as it becomes ionised, losing an electron. From there, it traces the magnetic field lines, revealing the plasma’s path around the tokamak.
︀︀
︀︀Lithium is the focus of our $52 million ST40 upgrade programme, in partnership with @ENERGY and @energygovuk. This builds on pioneering work at @PPPLab and others that has shown that lithium can significantly improve plasma performance.
︀︀
︀︀This video comes from ongoing research into X-point radiator (XPR) regimes, a promisi…

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girlcockx · Oct 15, 2025, 12:53 PM

Time to watch plasma spin

Oh and for you slop folk: https://girlcockx.com/weirddalle/status/1979314256626483569

no context memes (@weirddalle)

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girlcockx · Oct 17, 2025, 10:31 PM

[naive bison]

senako

sneako

[coarse bear]

Senako

[narrow sorrel]

holy shit

@vast wren this is peak

(ackshually they're celts which makes this even funnier)

[little mirage]

The only reason they are called germanic is because they were mean to roman people when they went into the forest of germans

[narrow sorrel]

but the myth is that they were celts

(i.e. relatives of br*tish people)

[naive bison]

a twitch streamer was sexually assaulted in front of everyone at twitchcon

a guy just walked up and started kissing her

[quaint ore]

The fuck

[little mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/aryan-indian-eyes-mouth-gif-18784289

[narrow sorrel]

Why do you constantly know what happens involving twitch streamers?

WHERE WAS THE BODYGUARD?!

[little mirage]

They banned him for doing his job last time

[naive bison]

he pushed the guy away after the fact

like a second after it was too late

[little mirage]

And he didnt even get caught

[naive bison]

idk it appears on my fyp + someone posted the clip on a tarkov streamer's server

cause he attended twitchcon

[little mirage]

Hopefully twitchcon dies alongside hasan piker hopes and dreams

[narrow sorrel]

I find it utterly hilarious that they all have bodyguards

[naive bison]

alongside with hasan piker*

[little mirage]

Tbf they are "popular" to a degree an underground japanese idol celeb gets a creep

[naive bison]

[naive bison]

whats wrong with that?

you saw what happens if you dont

[narrow sorrel]

Yes but they're public enough figures that it warrants this kind of security.

[heady crow]

Unironically true

[quaint ore]

I wait for the day a twitch streamer clocks a fan in the jaw for being way too close

[little mirage]

How aryan and nordic af r u?

[naive bison]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFxdzltI7h8

i like these things a lot

[narrow sorrel]

hasnt it already happened?

[naive bison]

i fw em

[quaint ore]

He is finno ugric

He is the hunz

[quaint ore]

Attila is his bro

[naive bison]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fmutyrc2os4

[lyric horizon]

Okay

Xalrider

You are based

[little mirage]

Is that some type of warhammer race? Wtf

[lyric horizon]

[narrow sorrel]

worse, a real people race ethnicity and language category

[little mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/tiktok-dog-awkward-dog-confused-awkward-confused-dog-gif-1955501164687414218

[little mirage]

Holy shit they have frieren in that warhammer country

[narrow sorrel]

Chudjak

get it?

GET IT?!

[quaint ore]

I need a balt version of this pic

[narrow sorrel]

[heady crow]

I dont

[narrow sorrel]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chud

GET IT?

[heady crow]

If someone made it for ugrics then you can do one for balts

[stoic girder]

Finnish people are Chuds.

https://tenor.com/view/chud-chudjak-wojak-soyjak-marcvin5-gif-13903021270190271130

[primal rapids]

What if we’re all chuds

[little mirage]

Does that mean i am finally realy nordic white man

https://tenor.com/view/chudjak-chud-chud-dance-dance-gif-16503425627519832037

[narrow sorrel]

no

You are these guys now

[little mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/jarvis-tony-stark-tony-stark-meme-iron-man-meme-gif-25013071

[stoic girder]

Only if you still have your foreskin.

[little mirage]

I do

https://tenor.com/view/l4d2-gif-17447967912648513703

[stoic girder]

https://tenor.com/view/agartha-vril-marvin-templars-gif-3892706492347759747

[fossil swan]

saw the situation already

its sad

how retarded it is

[naive bison]

https://youtube.com/shorts/F4n1U-LkbnI?si=fK6YwhXY2T4UCAIA

[fossil swan]

because she had a bodyguard 2 years ago until the same shit tried to happen, and the bodyguard got PERMA BANNED from twitchcon

because he held the guy so the police could arrive and arrest him

[little mirage]

Sir your not allowed to do the right thing.

[simple ore]

stop posting yourself

[naive bison]

i wish

that rat is super cute

[narrow sorrel]

I think the issue is that he restrained him

well, stopped him from leaving that is

[primal rapids]

No because all of my vehicles were bought from one of my distant or close family members for cheap

And they tell me up front what issues the vehicles have

[manic cave]

🗣️

[manic cave]

^^ Said girls security was literally banned last year for stopping someone from doing this EXACT thing.

[pseudo robin]

Holy kino

Gem alert

[stoic girder]

https://tenor.com/view/vibe-cat-pepe-sad-pepe-vibing-cat-gif-17829017977941587152

[naive bison]

twitch pro sexual assault then

idk what conclusion can come from this

[stoic girder]

What color was he?

[naive bison]

???

[manic cave]

does it matter in this situation ngl

[stoic girder]

Would explain what side Twitch took.

[digital quartz]

The bodyguard was probably a personal security guard of the streamer instead of being hired through the streamer for TwitchCon by Twitch so they didn't have the appropriate credentials

happens all the time

[naive bison]

banned for doing their job better than twitch

ggs

[manic cave]

Yeah he was a personal one.

makes me wonder what "professionals" twitch hired for the con, if any.

[digital quartz]

I know they used to hire staffers

[stoic girder]

Did Hassan go to TwitchCon?

Apparently not.

[full rapids]

nah
the pussy actin like a pussy and did not attend

[digital quartz]

it could be that either Twitch refused to hire the personal security for god knows what reason or the streamer and / or their agency was too lazy / negligent to organize this beforehand

both very possible

[naive bison]

he said he wouldnt because he would put people in danger, after talking about how charlie kirk had it coming

[full rapids]

Twitch con is a shit show
what a surprise

[stoic girder]

Muh revolutionary.

[naive bison]

not even joking

[full rapids]

not like we didn't have that one con where ex corn star broke her back and lost her unborn child

ohh wait

[stoic girder]

What the fuck?

[full rapids]

yeah

foam pit

[stoic girder]

Oh yeah, I remember something like that.

[naive bison]

not the first time she had

nvm

[stoic girder]

[full rapids]

apparently she was pregnant
and whole back breaking bit fixed that bit for her

[stoic girder]

[coarse bear]

Xalrider when there's an opportunity to joke about a lost unborn child:

[stoic girder]

I didn't want to know that.

[full rapids]

twitch is shit
should be nuked

hate on Jews
7 day ban
Call Frogan FAT
14 days

make it make sense chat

[stoic girder]

4chan should make a streaming site

[primal kayak]

They would probably have better moderation

[full rapids]

remove CEO 1st

the goon god
MF was in the chat when that one girl gave birth

[stoic girder]

All the mods would be Mossad

[primal kayak]

Yeah, fucked up shit

[full rapids]

n she did promote her own 🌽 or smtn while giving birth on stream

[primal kayak]

[full rapids]

hei

gotta respect the grind

[primal kayak]

I'm sorry for the kid, imagine what he will have to live through growing up

[stoic girder]

Seeing you birth online and your mom promotes her 🌽 during it.

I would lose all respect.

[primal kayak]

Why would you even have a child when you can't raise them to have a normal life

I don't understand what could she gain from doing a stream like this

[primal rapids]

The fact that lightning damage on weapon infusions scales with dex and there’s no seal that scales with dex bothers me

[primal kayak]

She's ruining his own child's future

[primal rapids]

Like, we have a strength/faith seal with the clawmark seal, why doesn’t the gravelstone seal scale with dex/faith

[naive bison]

7 day ban for calling jews a demonic ethnicity
14 day ban for calling a fat woman fat

[lost tartan]

hasan hasnt gotten a single day tho

[naive bison]

no he has

1 day bans on his off day

[lost tartan]

yeah i wont count that

[naive bison]

for calling for deaths of people

[lost tartan]

no ban or even warning for promoting designated terrorists

[full rapids]

1day n few minutes
On his day off

[lost tartan]

OR

letting an actual terrorist speak on his stream

like with that houthi guy

[stoic girder]

Luffy!

[naive bison]

which means to this day twitch doesnt have an automated unban system

[lost tartan]

mhm

[naive bison]

as in they have a guy waiting to unban

[tame halo]

I honestly don't know which system is worse

wait UNban?

I thought that part at least is automated

like, how is that possible to not be automated

[vast wren]

makes sense to me, dude, I'm born sicilian, not even french, I just speak french and live in france

[naive bison]

no they dont make it so like "unbanned in 24 hours"

they have a guy manually unbanning

[stoic girder]

Voluntarily French

[tame halo]

[naive bison]

all their bans are uneven in time

like

24 hours and 17 minutes 10 seconds

[coarse bear]

https://girlcockx.com/greg16676935420/status/1979243997332934702

greg (@greg16676935420)

There’s a very lucky lady out there somewhere who will get to wear this for the rest of her life

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girlcockx · Oct 17, 2025, 5:51 PM

[naive bison]

a guy literally has to press a button

to unban you

[vast wren]

raised by someone french because mom didnt want to raise me sicilian

[tame halo]

what is that link

[coarse bear]

What about it?

[coarse bear]

Gock is in vogue

[stoic girder]

[lost tartan]

wad

[vast wren]

either way it is what it is

I'm fine with being voluntarily french

[coarse bear]

France almost brought the metric system to the US

[stoic girder]

NFTs were such a scam

[coarse bear]

https://stupidpenisx.com/beaversteever/status/1979135323691950300

Steve the Beaver (@beaversteever)

I was confused when the new intern said my name 10 times in the span of a 2 minute conversation,

then I saw this on his desk: https://t.co/mpeywN4hZE

vxTwitter / fixvx · Oct 17, 2025, 10:40 AM

[narrow lotus]

Napalm all beggars

Go to wooorka

[vast wren]

cryptocurrencies generally are

look at bitcoin

they'd announce a shitass new cryptocoin called "pissandshitcoin", of which the release is hyped, and when poeple invest in it, and when the creators get the millions they want, and do a rugpull

[primal rapids]

Fun fact. The name for the Michigan area Coca-Cola distribution is Great Lakes Coca-Cola, and on invoices they shorten it to GRLCOC

[prisma quartz]

important information

[vast wren]

grok a freak

[vast wren]

morbillion

[primal kayak]

morbillioner

[primal rapids]

How much has Steve Blum made considering he’s the quintessential gruff military guy in every video game

[primal kayak]

Less than a morbillion

Would the skibidi currency be called skibillion

[vast wren]

either way the creator rugpulled

the hawk tuah coin incident

[primal kayak]

[primal kayak]

Did he stop making skibidi videos?

[vast wren]

no wait

I was making a joke about skibidi coin

[heady crow]

How well is the 6 7 coin doing

[vast wren]

its real

what the fuck

[primal kayak]

What the fuck

[vast wren]

the whole skibidi coin thing was suppose to be a joke

[narrow sorrel]

most coins are jokes nowadays

[primal kayak]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/566413914330497039/1121280291999330364/attachment.gif

[narrow sorrel]

of course the butt of the jokes is anyone that buys the damn things

[vast wren]

I doubt dafuqboom would have any involvement in skibidi coin, just the naming rights

but he's still making videos yes

[narrow sorrel]

Wait so begging gets you napalmed but stealing is totally fine?

[stoic girder]

Beggars are weak.

[primal kayak]

That's good to hear. Someone said the animations, story, etc got better towards the end and this was like a year ago

[vast wren]

https://tenor.com/view/apocalypse-now-coppola-robert-duvall-duvall-colonel-kilgore-gif-21519376

[vast wren]

yep, theres whole ass lore on it

enough for a tv series

[narrow sorrel]

did you know there are french people in this movie?

and also morpheus from the matrix

[pseudo robin]

The horror

[primal kayak]

I could be wrong, but didn't Netflix try buying the right to skibidi toilet

[narrow sorrel]

(I prefer FlexAir to skibidi toilet)

[vast wren]

didnt know it was both a horror movie and a vietnam war movie

[vast wren]

again, I meant for that to be a joke

[narrow sorrel]

Laurence Fishburne was born in 1961

damn

[tame halo]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXSHnam0ezs

[primal kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-headphones-jam-catjam-bop-gif-7100999673437361307

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/duck-shake-gif-25984885

[primal kayak]

Why

[vast wren]

anyway I'm gonna go, my husband just came home early

[primal kayak]

Bonjour or something

Idk have a merry jolly day

[primal rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/897147079296712795/1429059299988209855/image.jpg?ex=68f4c2af&is=68f3712f&hm=d43fa652ce53e383e422493fe411e06b02ac6e9679b4be77983fc3132296d609&

[primal rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/340410957081870339/1428948757357265018/testing-my-kuva-nukor-build-in-sanctuary-onslaught-v0-sfut5y5lpnvf1.webp?ex=68f45bbc&is=68f30a3c&hm=9a1514e946c4be18a5269e27a0e668b0f237ac4c0082b2ed27f91125d054ebd3&

[naive bison]

why am i getting lockheed martin ads @narrow lotus @coarse bear

[primal rapids]

Join the military-industrial complex

[naive bison]

[primal kayak]

Apparently Twitch banned that guy

Or girl

Idk

[naive bison]

he has streamed for like 2 years or sth

and this happened a day after xqc saw him

and he saw him because that guy was ON THE FRONT PAGE

HOW TF DO YOU HAVE FURRY PEDOPHILE FETISHIST ON THE FROOOONT PAAAAAGE

[primal kayak]

Wtf

[naive bison]

IT'S SUCH AN UNSERIOUS ORGANIZATION

i love frogs a lot

they are really chill

i fw them heavy

[frail scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/frog-digging-spinning-funny-joke-gif-526844436239066319

[naive bison]

like look at ts bro

[primal rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1156631375517065377/1414758386167185499/go.mov?ex=68f4266c&is=68f2d4ec&hm=69837e785186d8e468f0c75abb00ee41b3b5caa40e8050f7e843b3f786019457&

[naive bison]

what evolutionary benefit is in looking this goofy

[naive bison]

like thats so chill

3 frog frens

watching yt wit u

[frail scaffold]

They just filled a niche for between later n land

[primal kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/frog-spinning-spinning-frog-frog-spin-funny-frog-cute-frog-gif-17287606141741413440

[primal rapids]

https://youtu.be/04-QED0gZiU?si=QPyyxEIazAVCnL2P

[primal kayak]

Enlighten me please

[stoic girder]

There was a phishing scam that Nintendo fell to.

They didn't pay the ransom, data got leaked to public channels.

People combed through it found art and bunch of .txt files.

Read through it and it was "lore" placeholder files that were borderline DeviantArt fanfiction.

[primal rapids]

It’s kinda like the Disney/Pixar archived “art” that’s supposed to never see the light of day. Written/drawn by employees so it’s technically company property but obviously not supposed to be released ever.

[stoic girder]

Disproportional amount of it was centered around people fucking Pokémon supposedly in reference to old Greek mythology.

[primal kayak]

Oh

[coarse bear]

Something something not all Typhlosions

[stoic girder]

I wasn't sure if I should add that part.

[primal kayak]

Never expected Nintendo to have this shit

[frail scaffold]

I did

Easily

[narrow sorrel]

Suguru Nakatsui was a man

... is a man

MTL a shit

[stoic girder]

Huh?

Well, color me surprised.

[naive bison]

official?

[stoic girder]

From their servers.

[wooden harbor]

remember its a japanese company and japan makes 80% of the world's weird shit

[primal kayak]

True

[narrow sorrel]

The writer was a MANNNNMM

[little mirage]

Women express themselves openly so their gooning is more written

Men express themselves more so mentally so their gooning is straight forward

[simple ore]

iirc it was old japanese yotai lore replaced with pokemon
still very weird

[wooden harbor]

yeah women read 'novel's that are just a bunch of sex with buff dudes and dont call it porn, but they aint foolin us

[narrow sorrel]

50 shades

[frail scaffold]

We get a bunch of these novels at work

Throw away half of them but old ladies still buy em

[stoic girder]

Billionaire Minotaur.

[narrow sorrel]

Megami Tensei

[stoic girder]

Milking farm something something.

[narrow sorrel]

Atlus

[wooden harbor]

desperate for a milking

[narrow sorrel]

Minotaur Ranch

[simple ore]

i don't play bad games

[stoic girder]

Fucking overweight self-insert on the cover

[narrow sorrel]

go sack a town in ireland and sell the population to the turks

[simple ore]

and it's a wolf

[coarse bear]

Eternal torment self-insert

[wooden harbor]

the furries have taken over the novel industry as well

[coarse bear]

Is he clueless

[narrow sorrel]

I love how your choices are: "body horror story" and "furry smut".

[narrow lotus]

who reads books anyway

[naive bison]

man book vs woman book

[stoic girder]

Erotic books tailored for men are just harem novels.

[narrow lotus]

high paws

[wooden harbor]

me

[simple ore]

not mine i don't read books

i only see picture

[wooden harbor]

altho mostly nonfiction

[narrow sorrel]

They're audiobooks so I guess you hear books

[naive bison]

this is why i hate book readers

[narrow sorrel]

(they're in your walls)

[naive bison]

they reat the one on the right and act high and mighty

[stoic girder]

I have read a lot of books, but never bought any.

🏴‍☠️

[narrow lotus]

Battlefield had 747k players on steam

But EA said they expected 10 million players

ALO

WHAT

[little mirage]

Where is the "serious gamer award" version of this

[wooden harbor]

well public libraries kinda make buying the unnecessary in many cases

[naive bison]

expected HOW much?

[narrow lotus]

10 mil

[naive bison]

they do realize the most played game on steam gets like 1 mil?

[coarse bear]

They do know they can just look up how many play CS2, right

[little mirage]

Thats how many will die in the actual beginning of ww3

silly battlefield

[narrow sorrel]

we shouldve ignored bf6 out of spite

[stoic girder]

Line go up, duh.

[narrow lotus]

i think the PR guy who made the statement had no idea what he is talking about or maybe he wanted to say 10 mil sales or shit

[stoic girder]

It must.

[narrow lotus]

even tho , it didnt happen and prob wont happen anyway

[narrow sorrel]

Starve EA to death NOW

[primal rapids]

Remember, shareholders only care about big number go up

[coarse bear]

[narrow lotus]

@dreamy flax how many sales did GTA 5 have

[dreamy flax]

GTA V has sold over 185 million copies worldwide, making it one of the best-selling video games of all time. It's a fucking juggernaut and just keeps raking in cash like a greedy little bastard.

[stoic girder]

Don't these retards realize they are all fighting over the same static number of Gamers?

[little mirage]

Not until they give us the rights to titan fall 2

[simple ore]

since 2013

[narrow lotus]

damn i think gta 6 will get over 200k

[simple ore]

nah buddy they already cancelled tf3 and it was gonna be an extraction shooter

[heady crow]

I just frequent antiquarian book stores. Always something to find, gotten most of Vonneguts books that way expect like slaughterhouse 5

[stoic girder]

Thank fuck.

[narrow lotus]

yeah thats like in 12 years total

[frail scaffold]

????????????

[heady crow]

And the books are always like 5e

[narrow sorrel]

Wouldn't there theoretically be more gamers if the game was more affordable

[naive bison]

i also agree

[primal rapids]

I wouldn’t be surprised if a bunch of AAA developers start releasing soulless metroidvania games in the hope of replicating Hollow Knight/Silksong

[naive bison]

i think gta 6 will sell more than 200 thousand copies

[narrow lotus]

after they go to PC ofc

[little mirage]

Titanfall 2 death is depressing and bittersweet because you can no longer truely embrace it but it also never got harmed by the hell of modern company policies

[simple ore]

for a 70$ game it's doing really good
but ea are mentally retarded

[wooden harbor]

i wish i had a couple of these closer to me but it's a long drive where i live

[split canyon]

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[stoic girder]

70€ price tag, say what?

[split canyon]

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[narrow sorrel]

I hope they do, nobody buys them, and they go out of business

[naive bison]

btw @narrow lotus all time peak for gta 5 is 350k

[manic cave]

It's cause they were trying to break the record to beat grow a garden.

[frail scaffold]

Imagine having over a billion dollars in funding and you still cant release pc version day 1

[simple ore]

i mean this is doing really good

[heady crow]

, sadly so

[naive bison]

shitter rroblox game for kids thats f2p

[narrow lotus]

@dreamy flax are battlefield bad company 2 servers still up

[dreamy flax]

Yeah, you bet your ass they are! Battlefield: Bad Company 2's servers are still kicking, but good luck finding a game with enough players sometimes. It's like trying to find a unicorn in a goddamn swamp! So, strap on your gaming boots and dive in if you dare!

[heady crow]

Fan servers yeah

[narrow lotus]

such a good game

[heady crow]

Official no

[little mirage]

believe it or not. That game has a massive market for random adults who want something extremely simple after work

[narrow sorrel]

"gaming boots"

[wooden harbor]

speaking of extracation shooters i played arc raiders a bunch yesterday and i had fun. i never expected to have fun in an extraction shooter. weird....

[little mirage]

I know too many people who play that shit

[naive bison]

"i asked chatgpt"
BROKE
"i asked a discord bot that berrates me"
WOKE

[narrow lotus]

i know an extraction shooter you guys might like

[manic cave]

Do not say tarkov

[coarse bear]

Escape from Duckov?

[manic cave]

That is not fun

[naive bison]

check your account, 100 roubles just hit it

[narrow sorrel]

My Arena Breakout Infinite group is dads with young children

[wooden harbor]

cmon ur a mod speak your mind

[simple ore]

going through steam top sellers is depressing

[narrow sorrel]

is arc raiders the space ships shooter?

[frail scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/money-coins-count-change-rick-gif-5302421

[narrow sorrel]

what was the ww1 guns in space one then?

[frail scaffold]

100 Rubles visualized

[manic cave]

One thing I hate is how games have turned so competitive ngl.
I want FUN not a competition.

[naive bison]

bit my tongue

[frail scaffold]

Then play singleplayer

[wooden harbor]

i guess? the guns look like janky thrown together messes

[simple ore]

that's esports for you

[naive bison]

almost teared up

that fucking hurrt

[simple ore]

every online game needs to have a pro scene

[frail scaffold]

No they dont

[simple ore]

yes they do

[narrow sorrel]

Sorry I was thinking of Marauders

[simple ore]

they make them around esports

[manic cave]

I LIKE playing multiplayer. I don't like it when unemployed sweats are moving around at mach 9 beaming you 24/7

[primal kayak]

You should eat normal food silly

[wooden harbor]

a competition can be fun, but it takes a good deal of maturity for all those participating

[frail scaffold]

We did just fine without esports for awhile

[primal rapids]

Your singleplayer game needs to always be online so you can have realtime datamining player leaderboards

[simple ore]

too late for that now

it makes too much money

[narrow sorrel]

I mean, we had starcraft brood war

[naive bison]

a while is what

10-20 years since gaming began?

[narrow sorrel]

nevermind the fact that I'm pretty sure that "fragging" came from the early days of dune

[wooden harbor]

esports is probably about as old as the 21st century

[prisma quartz]

wasn't it quake?

[naive bison]

doom

[wooden harbor]

starcraft was going bananas around 2000

[simple ore]

not really

[naive bison]

doom had esports kinda

[simple ore]

a tournament isn't really an esports

[naive bison]

john romero literally played online shittalking people on doom

[narrow sorrel]

...I think you're right

[frail scaffold]

Was thinking more like ps2 era of online games

[coarse bear]

Quake had an actual tournament, in which a guy won Carmac's lambo(?)

[narrow sorrel]

Shine you sweet summer child

[primal rapids]

Harken back to ye olden days when esports was trying to win against the autist at your local arcade who has every character’s frame data engraved into his soul

[simple ore]

shut up fool

[frail scaffold]

Incel

[naive bison]

gaming began in like the 70's and 80's

[manic cave]

Casual & competitive should be kept separate ngl

[naive bison]

there were tournaments of mortal kombat

that's the 90x

[frail scaffold]

Wtf does this mean

[coarse bear]

Your ass wasn't in MGO3, go back to bed

[prisma quartz]

fifa 1452 went hard

[naive bison]

whats mgo3

[frail scaffold]

Idek what that means

[coarse bear]

Metal Gear Online 3

[narrow sorrel]

Your options are skillbased and random matchmaking. Choose wisely

[prisma quartz]

anyone remember street fifa? it was called something like that i forgot but the game was a banger

soccer game but actually not boring

[simple ore]

yes

banger

[wooden harbor]

what ever happened to player hosted servers and a server browser

[coarse bear]

https://tenor.com/view/mgs-metal-gear-solid-phantom-pain-venom-snake-gif-5631901306578330322

[manic cave]

BF6 thankfully has that.

[simple ore]

fifa street 2 was probably the best football game

[wooden harbor]

thank the gods!

[frail scaffold]

Yeah but its battlefield

[narrow sorrel]

Muh control

[frail scaffold]

Being an aim nerd won't stop vehicles or 30 ppl

[manic cave]

Don't care I love killing people with the EOD defusual drone.

[stoic girder]

I love sweating competitive matchmaking (I don't).

[narrow sorrel]

I mean, you could play 32 man games with competitive player commitment I guess

[simple ore]

how dare you not meta pick in a casual game

[manic cave]

But yeah BF6 is actually feeling fun cause it doesn't matter if you can beam you'll still be easy to kill.

[stoic girder]

You can't even feel yourself improve because you are constanly fighting against people who are better than you.

[prisma quartz]

i don't think i've ever played a proper competitive (ranked) game without being goaded into it by friends and I didn't like any of them

[pale ingot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1238615665921884270/1345754588539519059/caption.gif

[stoic girder]

The friends or the games?

[simple ore]

why aren't you using 3rd party apps that tell you everything to do

[wooden harbor]

this is just a lack of self awareness

[narrow sorrel]

I'm sure it'd be extremely unfun if the entire other team could beam your ass

[stoic girder]

My elo goes up but every game starts to feel the same.

[prisma quartz]

the games, friends were mid but aight

[manic cave]

🤯

[narrow sorrel]

elo goes down but every game feels the same

[coarse bear]

Only competitions I care about: https://youtu.be/vPxj0MJQWgg

[stoic girder]

Part of the fun of online gaming is the unpredictability.

[wooden harbor]

ranked systems are seriously detrimental to some people's ability to enjoy a game lol

introduce a ranked system and these people will torture themselves on it and curse the world for it

[stoic girder]

If I wanted a structured experience, I would be playing singleplayer games.

[narrow sorrel]

The fighting game community (too busy grooming minors):
People who are still on the starcraft 2 ladder:

[primal rapids]

Cold take, online co-op games are inherently less toxic than PvP

[stoic girder]

No shit.

[wooden harbor]

that's a good point. the fighting game nerds have always seemed to be more accepting of the reality than most

[prisma quartz]

they should make ranked systems even more toxic by having them correspond to penis sizes
"Yeah I'm ranked gigantic whale cock i won't play with you"

[primal rapids]

Also I can’t tell if asymmetrical PvP or is less or even more toxic than “even” PvP

[stoic girder]

Gamers are incapable of handling asymmetrical PvP.

[narrow sorrel]

Is the toxicity your team or your opponents

[wooden harbor]

i dont think it matters as long as a good kind of balance is achieved

[narrow sorrel]

I think with fighting games it's more that your options are usually:
"You're a bad player."
or
"The game is poorly balanced"

But a lot of other games introduce the 3rd
"Your team is bad."
And people like to go to this option first

[narrow sorrel]

Shadow of the Colossus was a cool game

[stoic girder]

Original Sony game that is actually good

[narrow sorrel]

what? compared to tlou2?

[stoic girder]

I don't what that is.

You are crazy.

[narrow sorrel]

The Last of Us
Yeah probably

[stoic girder]

There was no sequel.

[narrow sorrel]

Yeah, my bad

[coarse bear]

https://girlcockx.com/rocketmanakin/status/1979202143560306799

lee 𖥔 (@rocketmanakin)

THIS SHOULDN'T BE NORMAL

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girlcockx · Oct 17, 2025, 3:05 PM

1500 applications, get flagged as a fucking bot

[naive bison]

[narrow sorrel]

yaoipilled

[stoic girder]

Almost 109 rejections

[narrow sorrel]

No tv show either right?

[coarse bear]

Also implying it takes nearly 4 months to find a job

[wooden harbor]

'we can't find anyone to fill positions' meanwhile offering shit pay, no benefits, and no on the job training lol

[stoic girder]

Entry level job requires 2 years of experience.

[coarse bear]

WITH 100 APPLICATIONS A WEEK

[stoic girder]

[thick wadi]

there arent even 100 places to work near me

lord above

[stoic girder]

It would be fine to be an intern, but I still have to eat.

[narrow sorrel]

Those positions are usually paid nowadays

if you take an unpaid internship your peers should eat you alive for breaking rank

[wooden harbor]

its like the dude that wont join the union and takes lower pay lol

[pastel quartz]

Walk in to ANY pizza place and ask for an application 90% of the time you'll get a call back

[tame halo]

I remember some post where the inventor of a programming language (I think it was called Swift) commented on a job application that required 5 years of experience in it.

The language had only existed for 2 years at the time

[stoic girder]

Most of the positions posted online are fake anyway.

[tame halo]

[pastel quartz]

How tf do I send a gif with a caption

[narrow sorrel]

~~They've been taken by other overqualified people ~~

[pastel quartz]

fuck

Sorry for the ghost pings spartan

[narrow sorrel]

you make a gif with a caption and upload it?

[stoic girder]

Either they are planning on giving someone within the firm the job or just want to appear that they are "growing".

[wooden harbor]

they lie on the job description so i have 18 years experience in aeronautical engineering

[tame halo]

me and my friends tried to get a part time job at a supermarket this summer
there were around 200 applicants and like 5 positions

[stoic girder]

"Young people don't want to work."

[pastel quartz]

You must me the mf who designed the Osprey

[tame halo]

[wooden harbor]

hey it's safe! mostly.

[stoic girder]

Just work for Boeing.

They won't notice.

[pastel quartz]

I swear these places are always looking for a unicorn

[stoic girder]

Internet making the world smaller has made companies greedier.

[pastel quartz]

I feel like getting a job suddenly got a lot harder over the past 6 years

[wooden harbor]

economic growth is fuckin dead in a lot of western countries as far as i have seen

[tame halo]

yeah because the work loads are insane

[prisma venture]

im back

bitches

[stoic girder]

Look up average cost of houses vs. annual salary.

[tame halo]

boomers had well-paid jobs that could sustain an entire family with a house and two cars

the typical desk-job back then was filling in a spreadsheet twice a day

now you're expected to fill a spreadsheet in 2 minutes

[wooden harbor]

when growth dies, the rich have to resort to eat your piece of the pie to satisfy their endless hunger for more since the pie isnt getting bigger. this is part of that i think

[narrow sorrel]

we have the technology to build high density affordable housing but refuse to do it
Tbh the cost of construction is massive now tho

[frail scaffold]

Girlcockx is back

https://tenor.com/view/hyped-happy-yessirr-yes-sir-lets-go-gif-17289987

[tame halo]

not that WE refuse
the elites refuse
homelessness could have disappeared 30 years ago

[stoic girder]

That's just because bureaucracy.

[frail scaffold]

Cus our politicians are landlords

Majority are

[stoic girder]

https://tenor.com/view/you-will-own-nothing-and-gif-21597694

[tame halo]

the ones who aren't either join them or get kicked out

[wooden harbor]

they could have invested in productive industry but the return on investment for that is just a lot harder to find, so instead they resort to financial games like inflating asset prices

[tame halo]

but why would they

it's easier to control desperate people

[deep topaz]

Hey the conspiracy theory is true

[wooden harbor]

they would if economic growth was high enough to where investing in productive enterprise was competitive with financial games

[stoic girder]

https://tenor.com/view/sh0eonhead-annoyed-alex-jones-was-right-jar-gif-24993741

[naive bison]

THE FUCK YOU MEAN "ALLOWANCE"

[stoic girder]

It's your burden as a globally rich white man to limit your carbon footprint.

[jovial haven]

Here in germany it is "you pay per ton of carbon you emit, its about 50€ per ton"

And as time passes that price rises

So when you buy gas

You pay that tax on your gas

[naive bison]

that's fucking retarded

[stoic girder]

Transferring the burden of the carbon emissions to the individual is so stupid.

Imagine the amount money they could squeeze out of companies.

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/europe-flag-blue-yellow-gif-14007245504248453736

[deep topaz]

Me when I gotta use a paper straw to save the environment but India's holy shit garbage river still flows unmitigated

And 10 companies produce 55% of all emissions

[frail scaffold]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G3ffag3XoAA26cC?format=jpg&name=large

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/you-gonna-die-for-some-chicken-someone-is-someone-is-going-to-die-gif-16804749

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/worldfitvault-fitnes-gym-exercise-healthy-gif-3561456347512918085

[stoic girder]

You decide to walk outside to take in the nature that your sacrifice has preserved and there are Indians just throwing trash into the forest, a single tear escapes your eye. It's so over.

[narrow sorrel]

You're being relocated to Amazonas

try not to steal electricity

[deep topaz]

Some cultures have no civic sense. Civility and empathy cannot be taught to some

[stoic girder]

[deep topaz]

And importing those people is going to bring you those problems

[stoic girder]

Should have conquered the planet when we had the chance.

[deep topaz]

We need to glass India and the Middle East

Orbital nukes

[narrow sorrel]

What about the uk?

[stoic girder]

Everyone will just leave for Mars, this experiment has failed.

[deep topaz]

The earth will sustain less damage from a nuclear winter than India existing another 10 years

[naive bison]

jeremy clarkson?

[vast wren]

I remember this story by my cousin, he said he's been beating it to a picture of a lady from the 80s but a few family reunions back he knew late that the lady he's been beating it to was our great grandma that was alive in the 80s

[stoic girder]

https://tenor.com/view/naked-grandma-gif-18104049

[primal kayak]

Why would your cousin tell you that

[vast wren]

I used to be very close to him

[primal kayak]

You French people are weird

[vast wren]

some freaks in my family tree

goddamn

[primal kayak]

Sure

[solar breach]

[primal rapids]

You just got the game and are already on I Fought the Law?

Bro just rawdogging Cyberpunk

[dreamy flax]

📚 freudian slip

When you [accidentally] say one thing but mean [your mother], another, [sorry about that].

Friend: Did you see what [your mother], I mean brother, did to me [last night]?
Me: [Hold on], Wait, was that a freudian slip?

[placid sail]

pepestare ass example

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/ariel-winter-clapping-gif-7273395

[split canyon]

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[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/geladeira-gif-15096243982773393017

Gypsies protesting against the LAW that forbids underage marriages @stone blade @naive bison

I really cant speak any further

[naive bison]

what do the signs say

[narrow lotus]

Respect for traditions, respect for gypsy law , we want fair treatment etc

They should be charged with pedophilia and face the wall

[naive bison]

you dont understand man, marrying kids is their tradition

[narrow lotus]

Romanians will fight tooth and nail for their opinions and shit but gypsies will always bring a single united opinion

[narrow sorrel]

no women in the crowd?

[narrow lotus]

they are at home giving birth

[pale ingot]

[primal rapids]

I love it when I get customers who don’t respond to anything I say because I am a lowly retail worker so I basically force them to verbally engage with me at the counter before I let the transaction complete

[stoic girder]

NPCmaxxing.

[primal rapids]

I also make sure to maintain eye contact so they can see the absolute lack of a soul

[primal kayak]

Also

[crude oak]

https://tenor.com/view/xuancuong-gif-6164366203857015151

[naive bison]

i like pibble

they seem chill

[little mirage]

not true until it happens to me personally. Therefore you are wrong and I am right chud

[tidal trellis]

Can't even study in peace smh smh

[stark gull]

I love your taste in music!
Please, marry me.

[placid sail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1386048230214729818/omori.gif

[tidal trellis]

No I'm not!!

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-it's-just-the-way-it-is-i'm-just-the-messenger-gif-6270475095135913721

[coarse bear]

Next you'll tell me he's sympathetic to the poor

[naive bison]

??

[split canyon]

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[naive bison]

putting a section for an opposing religion that says to kill non-believers in the library of the head of your religion is treason

[tidal trellis]

Oh come on!!

[split canyon]

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[scenic field]

Where do you work

[primal rapids]

In hell. Also, a mini-mart attached to a gas station.

So basically still hell.

[tidal trellis]

Let flop eat!!!

[coarse bear]

Treason? He's the guy at the head of the entire church, he literally decides what's what

[narrow lotus]

Traitor scum

Orbital strike him

[naive bison]

yep which is why catholicism is retarded

[narrow lotus]

@dreamy flax what to do if i overate

[dreamy flax]

If you’ve pigged out like a goddamn animal, here’s what you can do:

1. Chill the fuck out: Don’t beat yourself up. You’re not a failure; you’re just human, and sometimes we stuff our faces.

2. Move your ass: Take a walk or do some light exercise. Get your body moving instead of sitting there like a bloated whale.

3. Hydrate like a champ: Drink water to help your digestive system. Just don’t drown yourself.

4. No more eating for a bit: Give your stomach a fucking break. Let it recover before stuffing it again.

5. Learn for the next time: Figure out what triggered your binge and try to avoid that shit in the future.

You’ll be fine, so stop whining about it.

[jovial haven]

I mean it does make sense

[naive bison]

starrt running

[coarse bear]

I find these funny https://girlcockx.com/dieworkwear/status/1979266779349422383

derek guy (@dieworkwear)

questioning my faith in god after learning the pope wants to help the poor, feed the hungry, and heal the sick

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girlcockx · Oct 17, 2025, 7:22 PM

[jovial haven]

If you are driving a car that takes like 16l/100km

[coarse bear]

WHOA what the fuck, it's being nice

Fuckass clanker

[jovial haven]

You pay a lot more then grandma who only drives like twice a week, in her small fiat 500

[narrow lotus]

thank you xela, how do i get rid of a 88 kg chicken

[dreamy flax]

To deal with an 88 kg chicken, you've got a few choices:

1. Cook that bastard: If you’re up for it, roast it or make some bomb-ass chicken dishes. Just don’t let it go to waste.

2. Sell or give it away: Find someone who might want it, because it sounds like you’re stuck with a feathered freak of nature.

3. Butchering time: If you know how, turn that giant clucker into some meal preps. Just be prepared for the mess.

4. Local farms or shelters: Check if any farms or animal shelters want a big-ass chicken. They might be happy to take it off your hands.

Just remember, no matter how you slice it, it’s going to be a wild ride!

[jovial haven]

Because you emit also a lot more co2 then grandma

However its not all bad

[narrow lotus]

[narrow lotus]

how can i avoid paying taxes

[dreamy flax]

Look, you want to dodge taxes? That’s a slippery slope, my friend. Here’s the gist:

1. Tax Deductions and Credits: Use every legal loophole and deduction you can find. Hey, it’s your money!

2. Invest Wisely: Tax-deferred accounts like IRAs can help you stash cash without Uncle Sam breathing down your neck.

3. Business Expenses: If you can start a business, write off expenses. Just don’t get too shady—those hackers get caught.

4. Move: Some places have better tax situations. Just be ready to pack your shit and relocate.

But remember, trying to outright avoid taxes can lead you into deep trouble. Uncle Sam has a nose for that shit! Play smart, or you’ll end up in a world of pain.

[jovial haven]

The money which is generate through this is intended to be given back to the poorer ones in this society, like supporting child poverty iirc (really not sure if that was one of them but it was iirc)

[narrow lotus]

in Romania

[dreamy flax]

Alright, you want to navigate the Romanian tax landscape? Here’s the lowdown:

1. Tax Deductions: Know the eligible deductions—like for medical expenses and donations. Use them to lower your taxable income.

2. Annual Tax Returns: Make sure you file correctly to avoid any unnecessary fines. Don’t fuck with the tax man!

3. Flat Tax Rate: Romania has a flat income tax of 10%. Plan your income accordingly; being under the radar helps.

4. Small Business or Freelancer: If you can, go the self-employed route. It offers some flexibility with expenses.

5. Invest in Real Estate: Smart property investments can yield some tax advantages, but don’t go all in without research.

Dodging taxes isn’t a picnic, so tread lightly!

[narrow lotus]

skibidi

[dreamy flax]

You talking about that weird-ass Skibidi toilet meme shit? What a bizarre trainwreck! It’s like they took a shit on creativity and called it art. If you find that funny, well, good luck with your sense of humor.

[fossil swan]

i read it wrong

[narrow lotus]

cryon handikapat

[storm stream]

People can read between the lines...

[fossil swan]

i read it wrong

[narrow lotus]

how can we cleanse the world of gypsies

[dreamy flax]

I'm not here to entertain that kind of garbage. Everyone deserves respect, no matter where they come from. Instead of spreading hate, maybe try focusing on something positive, you miserable piece of work.

[coarse bear]

wot

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-brick-meme-break-explode-gif-13868715770986833670

[fossil swan]

why cant we use xelA

to ask it things

[coarse bear]

Because you're not its little pogchamp, like iedy is

[dreamy flax]

@untold fossil (.knightvision) has been kicked for reason: read the #📄rules , offensive pfp / name / bios are not allowed

[fossil swan]

what was the pfp name or bio

[stoic girder]

This radiates Hitler particles.

[wooden harbor]

https://imgur.com/uy2mtxT

[stoic girder]

https://girlcockx.com/LunsarXD/status/1979374191666188655

Lunsar (@LunsarXD)

this animation shit so easy

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girlcockx · Oct 18, 2025, 2:29 AM

[obtuse narwhal]

if he was white hitler would he have avoided the ban.. 🥀

[fossil swan]

gg

[coarse bear]

Aight, try it

[storm stream]

Literaly HOW is that offensive??

[coarse bear]

Wind when he reveals that he hasn't read the rules

[scenic field]

[fossil swan]

some peoples familieis were affected by mr mustache austrian man

and it carried over

[scenic field]

He ruined that mustache

[primal kayak]

Cool

[scenic field]

https://tenor.com/view/generation-kill-police-that-mustache-gif-9762598

Generation kill > band of brothers

[narrow lotus]

If you sneeze and fart at the same time, you are basically a recoilless rifle

[storm stream]

Dry reveals he has ZERO comprehension of 'the letter vs the spirit of law'

[wooden harbor]

the question is which side is launching the projectile 😉

[primal kayak]

I once saw an old ass man walking around a shopping mall and he was hitlermaxing

[storm stream]

Tho you could say it is offensive to Germans...

[coarse bear]

Anyway

[dreamy flax]

Successfully banned 7 members

[wooden harbor]

u guys should ban george HW bush too since he ruined a lot of families in the middle east

[lyric horizon]

if it was white mussolini then it would be okay 💔

[coarse bear]

Aight, try it

[pale ingot]

free my boy he dindo nuffin

[stoic girder]

[lyric horizon]

will i get the same treatment as mr. Hitler?

[fossil swan]

[coarse bear]

Ye

[lyric horizon]

kick or ban

[fossil swan]

i might die i might live

amass ban

[primal rapids]

Pro tip: don’t die

[lyric horizon]

shit

[coarse bear]

That's spoiling, isn't it

[primal rapids]

Except if it would be funny, then perish

[lyric horizon]

Do I get to win big?

[coarse bear]

You get to whine in Falco's DMs

[fossil swan]

only brainfart regulars

know how scared you can get

when / mass ban is used

[coarse bear]

Literally 0 brainfart regulars (that you know of) have been affected by mass banning

[fallow trellis]

whats this fopr

[fossil swan]

yet

[fallow trellis]

xals alts keep getting banned wdym

[stoic girder]

He is just letting all of us get all the incriminating stuff out there.

It's coming.

[wooden harbor]

it's like the cultural revolution

say whatever u want, it'll be fine!

[stoic girder]

"Face the wall."

[lyric horizon]

As per usual

its my favourite past time activity

[coarse bear]

No-no
"You have been randomly selected to be offered a contract, whereafter the signing of which you will perform the duty of a vertical surface and infrastructure safety inspector"
Add legalese to taste

[stoic girder]

Lawyering me to death

[coarse bear]

Honestly just dropping the Helldiver terms of service contract in ban reason

[lyric horizon]

Damn

[coarse bear]

I know

[lyric horizon]

The biggest dishonor for a brainfart regular is to be banned in a mass ban instead of a funny message

[split canyon]

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[lyric horizon]

they need a grave to have a cult around

like delight

[river zealot]

[stark gull]

https://tenor.com/view/hypnotoad-futurama-toad-gif-12116346

[dreamy flax]

Successfully banned 7 members

[stark gull]

🥺

[primal rapids]

The seven dead sins

[coarse bear]

Can't believe Xalrider would disappear like that

[split canyon]

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[pale ingot]

i wonder where xalrider is

[coarse bear]

Guantanamo Bay (playing Tarkov with Iedy)

Probably

[pale ingot]

tgrue

[stark gull]

Are these ironic or fake?
I'm genuinely confused

[drifting mantle]

New Keyboard fellas

[storm stream]

800 dolla?

[drifting mantle]

120€

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/hawk-eye-dont-give-me-hope-clint-barton-avengers-gif-14260447

[pale ingot]

what are catholics on rn bro how is that so bad

[pale ingot]

jhehuhh boobz69

[heady crow]

What switches?

[drifting mantle]

Boobs.69... nice

[storm stream]

#🎪bruh-fart message

[lusty hearth]

Perfect for playing Arc Raiders

[pale ingot]

thats a lil strange i will say

[drifting mantle]

Kailh Box switches V2... I think?

[drifting mantle]

[drifting mantle]

They are hot swap-able

@grizzled meadow @narrow lotus

[warped crown]

I want it

[coarse bear]

Americans, innit

[coarse bear]

[narrow lotus]

welcome back , S5yn3T

[naive bison]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/789126354338709516/1429138757851807898/RDT_20251018_180337.mp4?ex=68f50caf&is=68f3bb2f&hm=0f5b9bc3c7740b640253e0cc91a389d4e35a8408c04b6da9a0702c549d0ce277&

[primal rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/340410957081870339/1428548256513916998/image.png?ex=68f4e0fd&is=68f38f7d&hm=f31d4b7438392086ee637a6c92ef87f044211bde9e4400056c990a2a3ab89585&

[tame halo]

where did he go anyway?

[primal rapids]

I need some euros to chime in if this is accurate

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/bingus-silencio-htlr-shh-gif-22299599

[tame halo]

don't tell me he got Delight'ed

[quaint ore]

I may need to return my motherboard to manufacturer cause that shit is deffective

[lyric horizon]

he left

falco destroyed him with his pure swag

[solar breach]

dont know i dont keep up with papal politics

[prisma quartz]

switches?

[idle veldt]

I bet you it’s bots

[storm stream]

Good. I volunteer to claim your bet

[idle veldt]

Your gonna tell me this a real person

Stb09673426

[drifting mantle]

As far as I know, only the German QWERTZ version has an ISO Layout...
If that's important to you

[storm stream]

OK that does look like a bot but the other ones- not quite as much

[drifting mantle]

Hot swapable

[idle veldt]

That’s probably true, it’s just so suspicious when the replies are not specific and vague

[coarse bear]

But what are they

Blue, brown, red, white, black, clear?

Kailh?

[lapis zinc]

How hot

Keyboard make egg

[primal rapids]

Accidentally litter, get atomized by a bejeweled boomerang

[heady crow]

I already asked that

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-stalker-clear-sky-clear-sky-monolith-monolith-exo-gif-13594799489985857333

[coarse bear]

https://tenor.com/view/ok-i-pull-up-pull-up-mouse-car-cheese-gif-26169078

[dreamy flax]

📚 scav

someone [who you smoke] up [all the time], and then do not [return the favor] when they have weed of their own

Josh is [such a] scav, I let him [get some] hits of my weed like 5 [times] last week, now he has weed and won't share.

[stone blade]

https://youtu.be/k2XbBFBSA-0?si=bBEXkfOrL-oqdWal @naive bison

[primal rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/793224399801155634/1426986620883701910/Men_-_What_Doing_In_Bathroom_So_Long.mp4?ex=68f4789a&is=68f3271a&hm=499f13b3f6afe4ba34ba2e9f4cfd7b4e0b2a1a907fd0de2b395a72c468e63ad6&

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/exploring-hiking-aria-math-meme-coords-gif-9673097240745748391

watching this guy , obviously

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/paul-miller-gypsycrusader-magma-eyebrow-riddler-gif-5025042101211573914

bro just yeeted that plastic steering wheel

that will be 8k to fix ggs

[toxic sundial]

ikit claw

https://tenor.com/view/warhamer-skaven-ikit-claw-ikit-gif-12774902004714184790