🎪bruh-fart

[wooden harbor]

yeah some make it back

[placid sail]

and what is?

[narrow lotus]

Lying is not good for the soul bz , i thought you learned that in your 43 years on this earth

[heady crow]

Bzeek is still a young soul. He has many good years left in the workforce

[deep topaz]

Gumpkin

[narrow lotus]

4th one has a Lidl Manager Uniform

God bless

[wooden harbor]

still baffles me that anyone would want go all the way over there just to sit in a hole and hope a bomb doesnt fly in the door

[narrow lotus]

We do what we can to earn our bread and afford a GPU

[river zealot]

I mean, its sketchy to work medical in SNG anyway

[quaint ore]

And not just any navy seal but a fucking seal sniper

[river zealot]

How do you guys say it in English

[frank shoal]

Tbh there's not that accurate figures since Ukraine and Europe has incentive to downplay and Russia has incentive to overstate everything
But at least Ukrainians try to do medevac (despite it being nigh impossible at the current frontlines)instead of executing their wounded

[river zealot]

Cis

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/jarhead-jake-gyllenhaal-anthony-swofford-uhm-awkward-gif-16964000199526309477

[wooden harbor]

trying to medivac in the drone era must be hell

[placid sail]

it's sketchy to work medical anyway unless you're highly specialized in a high salary position

[quaint ore]

Their medical corps is actually quite big last time I checked and was a pride point of their bigger units.

[frank shoal]

Yeah they do medevac with drones now too

[placid sail]

like dentists, surgeons, neurosurgeons, plastic surgeons

[quaint ore]

Estonian Themis UGVs come in clutch

[frank shoal]

Sucks though if you're unconscious or so hurt you can't climb on the drone

[wooden harbor]

the drone doesnt just have a big ol pair of pincers that grab u and throw u on top?

[quaint ore]

Also those bastards are fucking tough in combat

[wooden harbor]

like picking up a prize in one of those arcade machines 🙂

[river zealot]

I want to go surgeon ngl, something about digging in guts is interesting to me

[frank shoal]

No the small ones they use on videos require the soldier to climb onto the bed

[quaint ore]

Estonians field tested them in Mali and it fucking tanked a direct VBIED strike

[placid sail]

no you don't!

[coarse bear]

Dust to dust

Sorry, Bruno, no half-naked men anymore

[river zealot]

I did hear from experience that it requires to be on standby a lot

[wooden harbor]

aww man

[heady crow]

WHAT

[coarse bear]

As much as Falco wants it

[river zealot]

But ehhh

[heady crow]

What do i post now :(

[river zealot]

Its between working very hard for 20 years than retiring, or doing an easy job for 40

I think im gonna pick the first one

[wooden harbor]

we only get to oogle whatever crap iedy posts but not well-muscled men...

[heady crow]

Whos this decision coming from

[quaint ore]

If you want to be scarred for life then go with paramedics or trauma medicine

[placid sail]

pissing on the sink meme was originally created by surgeons

[frank shoal]

I feel like you'll age 50 years in that time by doing something as intensive as surgery

[heady crow]

First the femboys and now gachi. Literially 1984

[coarse bear]

You get a free beer upon a correct guess

[placid sail]

provided you even survive the pretty damn difficult process of surgeon education

[river zealot]

I can handle

[heady crow]

Aldo?

[placid sail]

which is even longer than standard medical

[coarse bear]

A-
Aldo is fucking banned???

[heady crow]

I bet hes still got the mod team and grok dancing to this tune

[coarse bear]

Try another

[heady crow]

I mean its grok no?

[coarse bear]

Okay, you lost the beer

[river zealot]

Iedy?

[coarse bear]

It's Blood

[heady crow]

Who else would care enough to ban gachi

[placid sail]

there is absolutely no way in hell iedy would have been able to be casually racist and post gooner bait daily in brainfart had aldo been even remotely present here

[river zealot]

I feel like ive been stabbed in the heart

[placid sail]

aldo is 100% gone

[heady crow]

Im bafled

[frail scaffold]

Banning gachi from a stalker server is like pizza with no cheese

[quaint ore]

You dont hate the mods enough

[heady crow]

Hes not active for 3 years and the instant he remembers the server he bans gachi

[river zealot]

Brainfart? With no gachi?

[quaint ore]

I am indoctrinating Bruno in the ways of Al-Delight

[coarse bear]

Okay you go twang on your little guitar, buddy

[heady crow]

Performative gamma modder

[river zealot]

Hey this guys wants a pizza with no cheese

[placid sail]

eh just wait till blood's boiperiod is over and return to gachiposting

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/grandpa-grandfather-gramps-granddad-abe-gif-19164728

[placid sail]

not a single fucking mod here has ever been consistent

safe for that annoying french middleaged woman aldo who is now gone

[frail scaffold]

Thats how all mods work

[heady crow]

Whats next on the list to be banned, ryan gosling, patrick bateman??

[river zealot]

Why do YOU want to do medical anyway

[wooden harbor]

idk iedy seems exactly the same as he did back when i knew him in mordhau

[river zealot]

Havent you had enough torture already

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/smol-smolcat-smolcatcoin-smol-cat-coin-roswell-gif-5972314891354809109

[river zealot]

Me too man, me too

[placid sail]

I am pondering the idea of becoming a psychotherapist

[quaint ore]

30 years of studying is not how i would imagine my life to go

[heady crow]

Bzeek is not kidding around anymore. Its time for him to make bank

[heady crow]

Oh nvm

[frank shoal]

My aunt did that and hated it

[heady crow]

I mean you are the channel therapist already bzeek

[quaint ore]

the rapist

[placid sail]

might as well start getting paid for it

[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/hannibal-eating-meme-gif-27688516

[heady crow]

Thats why atleast a short stint in the army

[river zealot]

Dawg youre not him

[wooden harbor]

forthe curious, study never really ends

[primal rapids]

You should become an underwater welder. The pay is very good, you only have to work a handful of years, and there are absolutely no lifelong health complications that will arise from it

[river zealot]

I don't like the being stuck in an underwater pipe part

[placid sail]

I'm going to alienate myself from you even further now and say that I don't think mikkelsen is cool

[quaint ore]

Istg welders must be fucking done with people saying this, they alreayd have a lot of health hazards as is

[heady crow]

The amount of underwater welder propaganda ive seen the past few years does not make me confident in the industry

[frank shoal]

You can work all year long in warm water ports and if you live in the north then you get to weld sewage tanks

[river zealot]

[frail scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-as-ryan-follese-guitarist-of-hot-chelle-rae-gif-1120531074766741710

[frank shoal]

My brother doesn't like it

[river zealot]

Any reasons

[frank shoal]

Plus you make a shitton as a welder already
He makes like 6k monthly sometimes without stepping a feet into water

[river zealot]

Warm water ports

https://tenor.com/view/three-glasses-gif-24249833

[heady crow]

🇷🇺

[quaint ore]

I was thinking going commerical diver as I genuinely like tinkering with underwater shit and find going into the most unitneresting, dark arsehole parts of the water fun.

[placid sail]

the burden of proof lies on the presenter

[heady crow]

Combat diver 🗣️

[frank shoal]

You can take vacations for winter if you work in Russia I guess

[wooden harbor]

you sound like someone that would enjoy cave diving (crazy fuck)

[river zealot]

Youre presenting the opinion

So go ahead

[quaint ore]

We got 2 diver units in Lithuanian Military

The Underwater Action Team which are under the Fusilier battalion aka. the guys who protect ports and shit
And the Combat Diver service which is a tier 1 special forces unit classified to the balls.

[placid sail]

myshinka has aligned herself with Israel and trying to sabotage Al Jazeera broadcasts

[frank shoal]

Cave diving is creepy but saturation diving is cool as fuck I think

[quaint ore]

SAT Diving fucks your nervous system in the long run

[placid sail]

no, the starting point was nothing, then you indirectly claim he's cool, which I simply don't see

therefore, the proof is on you

[frank shoal]

You have to take some risks to have some fun

[wooden harbor]

as long as they got internet in that diving bell thing, hella yeah bother

[frank shoal]

They probably get wifi nowadays

[wooden harbor]

staying a month underwater without internet would be so stale

[quaint ore]

they are underwater for brief periods of time, the rest of it they chill in a pressurized chamber

[river zealot]

I have not, i just posted a gif of the first psychotherapist i remembered

[frank shoal]

It would be pretty gruesome if it lost pressure
I recall that happening at least once

[sour carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/725445349157634149/1426520236034883815/RDT_20250915_121455.mp4?ex=68eb85ff&is=68ea347f&hm=13cc75dfd4f589ede6ef49e205d9ba238a86cd55482d0cb63a2e6141c67bd28f&

[quaint ore]

A few times

[river zealot]

The girl from sopranos works too

[quaint ore]

Byford Dolphin was a very bad instance of it

[wooden harbor]

yeah and the sat diving deaths have lead to major safety changes from what i heard

[placid sail]

oh he has a job in that one

[frank shoal]

I don't think there is a good instance of rapid depressurization

[placid sail]

I just thought he was being posh and eating people in that one

[river zealot]

Yeah he is a psychotherapist, it's actually a big part of the show

[quaint ore]

There was also a lost bell incident which led to creation of these

https://youtu.be/rsxoNC4voZI

[river zealot]

Psychotherapy needs some copius amounts of patience and empathy that i cant even fathom

Digging in the guts very carefully is much easier

[wooden harbor]

well it's kind of expensive and roundabout, but play golf if you want to learn patience

[frank shoal]

Don't they have buoys in the bell?
Like ships have ones with satellite navigation that get released automatically when it sinks

[quaint ore]

No

at least from what i know

the fuck was that

[frail scaffold]

Not risking that

[river zealot]

I saw the alien balls

[frail scaffold]

LOL

My bad

I went to stickers n clicked the first one that made me laugh

[placid sail]

I wish I had your confidence of you amounting to anything in surgery which may be easier for you to understand but still very fucking sophisticated and difficult field

[frank shoal]

Seems like it'd be a simple safety feature, but I guess it wouldn't work for all depth ranges since the wire holding it would eventually weigh more than the buoy displaces

[wooden harbor]

that co2 scrubber/warmer is pretty sweet

[river zealot]

Eeeeh, practical/physical shit is way easier to learn than theories and shit you actually have to comprehend

[placid sail]

...

artyom

you'd still have to learn a lot of shit as a surgeon

[tepid pebble]

any bf6 owners here ?

[frail scaffold]

Bruno cant post gachi now has to resort to indirect gae men

[coarse bear]

Artem is gonna be in a lawsuit

[river zealot]

Of course

[frank shoal]

I'm not as confident about trying my shoelaces as you are about performing surgery

[river zealot]

Im saying surgery vs psychotherapy is like 2 different things

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/the-cat-in-the-hat-i-got-nothing-i-dont-know-mike-myers-im-lost-gif-21119475

[placid sail]

the "I thought it's a tumor" liver removal incident

[heady crow]

Cant post f*gslop, gachi

[coarse bear]

TBH the liver is huge, so who knows

[wooden harbor]

'why do all my patients have these huge tumors???'

[placid sail]

you'd be fucking surprised https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/florida-surgeon-mistakenly-removes-patients-liver-instead-spleen-causi-rcna169614

[wooden harbor]

that is a perfect headline for florida

[heady crow]

I mean, the first word of the title explains it

[river zealot]

I more mean the whole method of surgery if you know what i mean

We'll see, i want to try this field, I'm yet to fuck up

[frail scaffold]

I love that ive been to florida and i shit you not its a copy paste of the rest of the US but with palm trees (that arent native)

[coarse bear]

Florida's public records act, I kneel

[river zealot]

Im not gonna be a cuck, and give up before trying

[placid sail]

the whole method of surgery is no fucking walk in the park either. very precise and controlled hand operations, and for hours and hours of time

[fallow trellis]

domestic violence

[frank shoal]

I would let her hit me

[placid sail]

they're only just starting to implement the surgery robots, and they're still mostly assisting human surgeons

[vast wren]

youtube just got even worse, most of the ads I get are 2 unskippable ads

[fallow trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/shake-my-head-james-dutton-tim-mcgraw-1883-smh-gif-24993082

[placid sail]

(and people are mostly spooked of them anyway, prefering a human Artyom to accidentally remove their liver anyway)

[frank shoal]

AdBlock...

[vast wren]

like what the fuck

[sour carbon]

wife

[wooden harbor]

you dont have to suffer youtube ads. use a different browser!

[quaint ore]

This guy is really cool, cave "rescue" and recovery stories are a good insight

https://youtu.be/d98qupwYGA0

[river zealot]

No clanker is taking my job

Psychotherapy however

How many people would rather talk to gpt

Its free too!

[placid sail]

it's a funny situation

yes, you can replace a psychotherapy with a clanker right now, or at least attempt to do so

[wooden harbor]

if you want to talk to a LLM for therapy then you may already be beyond help lol

[river zealot]

Yeah and it then fucks them over, because its just a yes man and it has no morality

[frank shoal]

No one who actually needs psychotherapy will gain anything from chatting to a virtual sycophant

[frail scaffold]

Gpt is free (for now) which i assume is main factor

[narrow lotus]

@stone blade @river zealot @naive bison

[vast wren]

what were the caves called, the "satans asscrack of doom" with a 0% mortality rate?

[placid sail]

also, you're handling your mental well being to an algorhythm that was coded by silicon nerds to bullshit you if they don't know the right answer because "I don't know" is sincere, but doesn't sell your language model

[wooden harbor]

and we all know it's costing many millions to keep it going, so the question is how long can they keep this up?

[stone blade]

PEPCO ALO

[placid sail]

so while it is possible

definitely would not recommend it

[quaint ore]

Dont mistake actual cave diving and spelunkers

cave divers arent the sort which risks squeezing through an asscrack cause they literally cant

[wooden harbor]

spelunkers try to squueze thru cracks they cant fit in and get stuck too

its the same shit

caves have lots of tight spaces, flooded or not

[river zealot]

Just like me and your maw

[wooden harbor]

we aint payin for themedical bill next time

[naive bison]

What

Surprised gypsies didnt steal the raindrops before they hit the ground?

[quaint ore]

tbf an average cave you dive in looks like this, the most important part is not to lose the cord and not to throw up silt

[vast wren]

so if the cord gets lost, you're fucked?

[quaint ore]

p much unless there is other markers

[vast wren]

same fate as getting stuck in an asscrack of a cave?

[wooden harbor]

you have to be so extremely subtle in your movements not to totally ruin your vision. it looks hard to do well

[wooden harbor]

depends on the cave

[quaint ore]

It's not too hard, frog swim is something a lot of people should learn, it's less disturbing of the surroundings and consumes less energy

[wooden harbor]

in simple caves people can let go of the line and find the way back

[quaint ore]

less energy = less oxygen

[wooden harbor]

in the more complex caves losing the guide line = death

[vast wren]

theres still commie blocs in romania?

[narrow lotus]

Man i love the Commie bloc

[coarse bear]

Wdym still

They house people

[placid sail]

very pretty

[vast wren]

nevermind

[placid sail]

also an existential horror

[vast wren]

nevermind

[coarse bear]

Fuck are you gonna do, evict everyone and build new, expensive housing?

[placid sail]

you guys don't do that?

[coarse bear]

[quaint ore]

This is a underwater cave in Lithuania, 21m deep

[vast wren]

I keep forgetting eastern germany and former soviet territory still have those commie blocs

[placid sail]

you just call it "renovation", evict everyone into some shitty flats 30000 miles away from the original place and badabing badaboom

[coarse bear]

I like the question marks around it, builds confidence

[narrow lotus]

thats where Sadam Hussein has his vacation home

[vast wren]

they dont get it, we're from the west, they're from the east

[quaint ore]

https://youtu.be/9U-AIVkGBQ8

[vast wren]

they won't get it

[coarse bear]

[placid sail]

what the fuck are you talking about stellaris, he's from kazakhstan, it's essentially russia with some local culture flare

[vast wren]

they wont get the whole renovation thing

[narrow lotus]

its Russia but liveable

[coarse bear]

It's Russia but there's a seabed that may be recovering

[lapis zinc]

Also cool space race history

[vast wren]

they live by those commie blocs

good enough aye

[placid sail]

wait does she think you guys still have communism or what

[coarse bear]

I have no idea what she thinks

[placid sail]

yeah that's always a mystery

[coarse bear]

A khruschevka is an enigma to Stella

[vast wren]

my brain is mindfucked from the matches of war thunder I've been playing earlier

[coarse bear]

Git gud innit

[placid sail]

I mean given the fact she can buy the entire thing with her humble 10k euro allowance

with residents included and all

[coarse bear]

And the road by it

[quaint ore]

Barotrauma is peak finnish gaming

[river zealot]

I feel personally called out

[vast wren]

I'm using 8.0-9.0 french tanks

[quaint ore]

you dont even get a chance cause there is a non zero chance that the place you wanna go out with your gf will get bombed

[heady crow]

Beat the game a few days ago with my group. Now time for neurotrauma and barotraumatic etc run

[coarse bear]

https://tenor.com/view/cut-it-out-smh-stop-it-jonah-hill-no-way-gif-26885587

[vast wren]

in matches against fucking abrams tanks

[river zealot]

Actual one or just the xm1?

[quaint ore]

Artem will fr be on his villain arc if his future GF gets A-Train'd by a Russian

[placid sail]

he's hitting on that russian army radio girl for added benefit

[vast wren]

I saw one in a game, I got uptiered but yes

[quaint ore]

barotraumatic needs you to handle nuclear rods with a hazmat suit and a pair of pincers

[heady crow]

I know

[quaint ore]

and then throw them out the airlock cause otherwise it will start a fire

[vast wren]

8.0-9.0 french tanks basically have layered pieces of paper as armor

[quaint ore]

Same as a lot of NATO tanks during cold war

[vast wren]

so yes

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-homer-simpson-uranium-accident-fall-down-gif-17608510

isn't it how it works?

[vast wren]

its not a git gud scenario, I'm having a hard time against basically russian tanks of the time

[quaint ore]

In real life you dont even have a man handle spent nuclear fuel cause he will receive a deadly dose in minutes

[vast wren]

this must be what top tier feels like

[placid sail]

it was a jest chaplain

[wooden harbor]

yeah its funny bc irl the guy would be 50 feet away from the spent fuel, in a cabin

using a crane

[stark gull]

https://tenor.com/view/samosbor-samosbor-rp-gif-12196956418208188937

[quaint ore]

Europans built different fr

[heady crow]

Wasnt funny, the king will execute you via ball crusher for not making him laugh

[quaint ore]

I WANT THAT TWINK ANNIHILATED

[placid sail]

[narrow lotus]

@heady crow @quaint ore @naive bison @stone blade

[heady crow]

And still some to this day

[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/its-peak-old-man-shaking-head-gif-3938163323164042530

[vast wren]

also I love the misconception in cartoons that toxic nuclear waste gives you superpowers, get kids in a room with uranium in it, they'll touch it because they think it'll give them superpowers

[placid sail]

honestly I'd rather hang out with a 1k hours trauma player than be in a vicinity of 9k hours tarkov player

[quaint ore]

Yeah they will get super something

Super cancer

[vast wren]

just get them to handle the spent uranium rods

tell them it gives free superpowers

[quaint ore]

2.7k hours in arma 3

https://tenor.com/view/jake-gyllenhaal-angry-rage-gif-19568857

[placid sail]

well it's okay

at least you're docile

laying in your brush for six hours a day, motionless, making funny noises on your walkie talkie

[quaint ore]

Fucking notepad++ and eden editor is imprinted into my brain

[wooden harbor]

3000 hours in Chivalry and all i can remember is Thank you, Brother!

[frail scaffold]

The most hours i ever put on one game is just over 1k

9k is mental

[placid sail]

well what do you know, tarkov players ARE actually mental!

[quaint ore]

that is arma gameplay of my friends, my arma gameplay looks like this

[frail scaffold]

YOUR WIFE IS A HOBBY HORSE

[vast wren]

at this point they are

[quaint ore]

reading pastebin shit and then using it to fix something

or add a very rudimentary thign to a mission

[vast wren]

I was thinking of playing tarkov once

[wooden harbor]

you should be women, but your beards forbid me to interpret that you are so!

[narrow lotus]

[vast wren]

is it worth it?

[naive bison]

It's over, tarkov player
The arena breakout guy gets the girl

[quaint ore]

I had to make a fucking mod just so I could spawn units from a faction mod cause the creator for some reason set their editor scope as "Eden Only" meaning I cant spawn them when mission is actually being played

[naive bison]

Actually hang yourself

[wooden harbor]

my condolences

[placid sail]

you remind me of my friend who mods minecraft for a month or two, including sometimes even drawing his own sprites and coding stuff as needed, tinkering with pregen and shit, only to play it when it's ready for a week tops

[naive bison]

You barely deserve human rights at this point

9k tarkov 6k dota

[heady crow]

Learned arma 3 modding just in time for arma 4

[vast wren]

arent they the same

[naive bison]

Use bloodstone active mate @narrow lotus

[quaint ore]

Arma 3 Tools scare me

[placid sail]

I fear that if iedy ever gets a girlfriend, the reality will just bluescreen, and all will be lost

[narrow lotus]

crazy comments on my profile

[quaint ore]

Dog

[heady crow]

Average military police

[quaint ore]

https://youtu.be/ZP34ezQccXY

Sosig cleaning

[frail scaffold]

That guy is just advertising his yt

Crying

[vast wren]

the day hell freezes over

[deep topaz]

Just get a bloodhound, you will certainly not regret BOOOOOOÒOÒOOOOÖOOOO at all hours of the day

[vast wren]

and the day I become neurotypical

[quaint ore]

i have a basset hound

[placid sail]

still better than a husky

[heady crow]

No wonder you work like 25 hours a week

[narrow lotus]

the bait worked , posted that rainy pic on instagram , goth chick immediately liked it and sent me a reel

we are fishing in dangerous waters guys

[heady crow]

Show me the method

[quaint ore]

Blood hounds are horrifying cause they are bassets with long legs, meaning those fucks will reach my food no matter where

[vast wren]

Iedy don't, reality will bluescreen

[narrow lotus]

those are before i was employed im pretty sure

even before i finished college i had like 4k in tarkov i think

[vast wren]

hows tarkov, is it worth those 4k hours

[quaint ore]

look at this fucking chonk

https://youtu.be/E0Ag0VKJ51Y

bro is built like cepelinai

[placid sail]

the wrinkle gang

[quaint ore]

cepelinai looking ass

[narrow lotus]

Chat what did she mean by this reel

[lapis zinc]

It's too late for you

[vast wren]

you actually have a girlfriend?

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/knee-slapper-laughing-laughing-and-crying-laughing-hysterically-gif-21595278

at best i have a nuke

[placid sail]

iedy bout to hit that poor passerby with "uhhh wanna farm killa together 👉 👈 "

[narrow lotus]

and no defuse kit

[vast wren]

no I'm asking seriously

[narrow lotus]

No , its a random goth chick i added on Instagram like a week ago

[vast wren]

you're getting pegged

[placid sail]

"chick"

[narrow lotus]

dont even know where is she from , if she aint even close in my area , not even worth thinking about it

[narrow lotus]

she is 22

[vast wren]

fair enough

[narrow lotus]

and her posts doesnt scream mature woman at all so yeah

she is a chick

[vast wren]

holy shit

[narrow lotus]

probably with too much time on her hands

[vast wren]

this is brainfart history

[placid sail]

[vast wren]

btw you have the possibility of getting pegged

[placid sail]

oh no need for pegging

[narrow lotus]

not happening, i am not a weak soul like Ivan

[vast wren]

this is one of the clues

[placid sail]

a proper honest to god male penis is gonna be involved

involved in iedy

[narrow lotus]

I know its hard to believe busy , but women are real

[vast wren]

lets just wait and see

[narrow lotus]

again i dont hold my hopes up , i have a feeling she isnt even from around the area and i wont travel 300km to date a mentally challenged girl , even her being a goth one

thats how u lose your kidneys

[placid sail]

I know, I even get to occasionally fool around with them when I'm lucky

it's just nothing is ever real on the internet, it barely is irl at all

[narrow lotus]

[vast wren]

mentally challenged, are you sure she isnt stalking your social media accounts

[wooden harbor]

convince her to come live with you without ever meeting her in person before. i had a friend do that once lol....

[placid sail]

okay stellaris slow down, it's not another you yet

[narrow lotus]

god have mercy on me if it is

[vast wren]

just checking

[placid sail]

but you get to play hoi together, isn't that great?!

[vast wren]

[narrow lotus]

see, if i was a dumb 20 year old maybe

but i cant say i wanna risk it all for a random instagram chick

so imma just scout for now

[placid sail]

I'm sure you'll convince her to play tarkov too eventually

if there's some mod that adds muskets and french army uniform in it

[vast wren]

I'm sure that'll go swimmingly

[wooden harbor]

btw it blew up horribly for my friend. i ended up having to drive her to the airport XD.

[vast wren]

tell the full story

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/pognt-gif-20458534

Thats one of those life lessons isnt it

[wooden harbor]

i dont know much detail because he doesnt like to talk about it

[placid sail]

"so uh you like jazz"
uncontrollable sobbing
"I think it's pretty neat"

[river zealot]

Is she just posting in on her stories or actually dming you

[narrow lotus]

straight up in my dms

[placid sail]

jorking it

[vast wren]

the possibility of your relationship with this random goth girl is low iedy, like 60-40%

[placid sail]

and by it

heh

[vast wren]

60%

[placid sail]

let's just say

my peanits

[narrow lotus]

what kind of fucking % is that stella

[river zealot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1356061197052674178/1359297273149915146/caption-16.gif

[vast wren]

of it ending horribly

[narrow lotus]

imma end up in a trunk fighting for russia arent i?

[river zealot]

What the fuck

[narrow lotus]

son of a bitch

[placid sail]

completely made up bullshit

[wooden harbor]

those would be awesome odds in my world

[river zealot]

Bro is getting bitches and he us not even trying

[placid sail]

yooooo I get to see iedy before he dies!

[wooden harbor]

40% chance? damn dawg thats like better than i ever had before

[vast wren]

60% chance thats gonna end horribly

thats not a chance for a relationship, a chance for something horrible

[placid sail]

source: I missed my meds today

[river zealot]

Dawg i dont know

Just talk to her i guess

[vast wren]

source: I made it the fuck up

[narrow lotus]

we'll see , i sent her a pic of my cat and she said its lovely and fat

[wooden harbor]

just chalk it up as one of life's little adventures 😉

[vast wren]

ask her if she's a federal agent

[river zealot]

AHAHAHHAHA

Thats so good man

[vast wren]

seriously, ask her if she's a federal agent

[river zealot]

Send a cat pic if you dont know what to do

Thats so good

Ahhahahah

[placid sail]

dating advice from stella

1. what's dating?
2. yo you wanna play hoi after this?

[dreamy flax]

@gentle grove (aapiw0077) has been muted for reason: Changing your name from nigga to ihateni is still too obvious , sir , you have 10 minutes to try again or banned #📄rules

[vast wren]

1.) ask her if she's a fed
2.) She's a fed

[placid sail]

it's funny how it's "you a bland bitch" otherwise and a simple and sure icebreaker for slavs

[narrow lotus]

well she sent me 2 reels so far and all had cats , meaning she has a type

no , i am not gonna start meowing

stop asking

[placid sail]

iedy she may be a cat

[deep topaz]

Get a husky if you like the sounds of a crying newborn

[narrow lotus]

me-oww

we are losing focus here

[vast wren]

tarkov player? her type being tarkov player?

[narrow lotus]

if she is a gamer as well might just marry her fuck it

i am in my late 20s

cant risk it

[placid sail]

desperately trying to get laid with an instagram ghost any%

[vast wren]

its over

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/pushups-dwayne-johnson-the-rock-gym-workout-gif-25250384

i need to focus

[wooden harbor]

in a few years youll be dealing with every other woman your age having a kid already

[narrow lotus]

she is not real and from 500km probably , she is not real , she is not real

[river zealot]

Send her your tarkov profile

[narrow lotus]

my mom told me that already

it is what it is

[wooden harbor]

it's real

[river zealot]

Either real recognises real

[vast wren]

I tell you man, I'm calling my statistics guy and he's telling me that there is a 60% that this is gonna end badly

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/get-out-of-my-head-gif-24390027

[river zealot]

Or you dont have to worry about it anymore

[narrow lotus]

it is , a lot of my colleagues got married at around 23-24 , and a lot of people get divoreced in their 30s

[placid sail]

I have more confidence in artyom becoming a surgeon than this claim

[primal rapids]

https://bsky.app/profile/junoryleejournalism.com/post/3m2qdqsffuk2w

Juno Rylee Schultz (@junoryleejournalism.com)

David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)

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Bluesky · Oct 9, 2025, 4:42 AM

[vast wren]

my statistics guy is another schizophrenic (my cousin in the psychiatric ward)

[river zealot]

I dont know if i should feel good or not, because that percentage seems real

[wooden harbor]

created the only cop show i ever enjoyed (because it wasn't all about the fuckin cops)

[placid sail]

noooow you're starting to make sense

[vast wren]

it isnt, the statistic comes from a schizophrenic in a psych ward

[narrow lotus]

its not even the percentage , i already said , she is mentally scarred judging by her posts and by the fact that she started bombarding me with random cat reels and story likes and shit 3 days after i followed her randomly on instagram

[quaint ore]

Boy dinner

[river zealot]

Attention seeking

But like

Worst version of attention seeking

[narrow lotus]

her posts are similar to Osaka's , she hates the world , she hates life , i think she had a dogshit ex or whatever that really upset her , she also does drawings of demons and shit , some look good

some look goofy

[vast wren]

some form of autism

[river zealot]

Sir thats an incel

[vast wren]

I diagnose (with no source)

[narrow lotus]

by Discord standards she is a waifu

[river zealot]

Or femcel like the kids call them

[vast wren]

thats a low bar

[wooden harbor]

so high maintenance and depressing

[narrow lotus]

by normal human standards she is big red flag

[placid sail]

well it's just her weirdly precise percentage estimate of a very complex situation with many blank spaces is as convincing as a street hobo cornering you in an alley and telling you he knows a magic bush in the hood that told him that if you suck him off then you get a million dollars

[vast wren]

thats true

[wooden harbor]

its a big red flag, but sometimes flags are just flags and there is nothing deeper. only way to know for sure is to continue

[narrow lotus]

could be she is immature and naive af thats what i get from her vibes , but i havent talked to her yet , i might just ask her next time she posts some cringe shit , what is wrong

just to see the baggage

[wooden harbor]

also you get to see how she reacts to it being brought up

[placid sail]

jesus the memes are real, most of us truly start to visualize a whole ass life together with some person after just saying "hello" to some random person in a mall

[vast wren]

According to my statistics guy, the probability of getting run over by a minor that stole his dads car is 10%

[river zealot]

Like dawg, thats incel type attention seeking, she probably actually havent had any for months

[placid sail]

YOU JUST TALKING TO SOME RANDOM ACCOUNT IN INSTAGRAMM

[river zealot]

Curious situation

[placid sail]

THE FUCK YOU'RE ANALYZING

YOU KNOW ABSOLUTELY NOTHING YET YOU POOR DESPERATE BIRD

[quaint ore]

https://tenor.com/view/haru-urara-haru-uma-musume-carrot-reward-gif-7908608631323631444

[narrow lotus]

Thats what i said , but i can talk to her tho

[quaint ore]

eating chicken

[placid sail]

I should eat something too

[river zealot]

I know and hope that youre not retarded, but be very skeptical of anything she says or posts

[narrow lotus]

I have Chio Intense with Parsley and sour cream

[river zealot]

Look out for any manipulation or money begging

[narrow lotus]

oh yeah i cringe at 8/10 of her posts

[river zealot]

Based mouse pad

[vast wren]

the realest grounded advice I can give is dont hope for a relationship, cards on the table that girls just autistic

[narrow lotus]

she chose the wrong door for that

[placid sail]

cards on the table it's not a girl or even a human

[narrow lotus]

best i can send her are thoughts and prayers

[river zealot]

BROKE WHITE BOY ALERT

[river zealot]

Ahahahahhaha

[vast wren]

give Iedy some form of hope

come on

[placid sail]

hope is a drug and a poison

[wooden harbor]

hey just because he ain't a walking ATM for girls dont mean he's broke

[quaint ore]

chicken finished, rice left

gotta consume

[placid sail]

is the chicken properly unsalted and lacks any spices

[river zealot]

Sustanance

[narrow lotus]

she looks like the type of girl that would threaten to suicide if you break up

[quaint ore]

it is spiced and salted

[narrow lotus]

[vast wren]

give her one euro and tell her get yourself something nice not expensive

[river zealot]

Yeah thats what im saying

[placid sail]

you failed the path of the gain

[river zealot]

"i said nice not expensive"

[quaint ore]

i am not seeking the path of men's physique

[wooden harbor]

he gained herbs and spices

[vast wren]

thats what I mean

[quaint ore]

i am seeking the path of CAG

[river zealot]

Last time i actually cooked chicken i added copius amounts of spice

And it was very very good

[narrow lotus]

YOU WANNA BE A GREEDY FUCKIN COW

now cmon get the fuck out of here

[placid sail]

unnessecary impurities in sustenance

[quaint ore]

https://tenor.com/view/cag-arma-3-milsim-rangers-gif-9786217101629243511

[placid sail]

consume pure protein

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/buddy-are-you-even-cag-gif-4651387453395032887

[wooden harbor]

you been eating scraps your whole life or something? someone doing a little to enjoy their food trigger something in you?

[dreamy flax]

📚 cag

A term used in the Southern [vernacular] denoting the act of one [individual] inducing the trip and fall of another in an attempt to bring physical, mental, and/or emotional anguish. To properly “shoot the cag”, one looms in on his victim from behind and when the victim’s trailing foot is in forward motion (taking its next step) the person administering the cag uses his foot to kick the victim’s moving foot into the back of the planted leg, causing a self-tripping effect. Results are most [effective] when running is involved.

Man, I caught Antwon [running] through [the hall] today, and I [shot that] cag on him! I swear that fool flew 50 ft. and busted his ass!

Antwon: Yeah, he cagged me up good..

[river zealot]

Greek yogurt, paprika, dried garlic, some normal шашлык spices

Shit was so good

[placid sail]

yers I'm seething and malding

[river zealot]

Yummers

[quaint ore]

CAG stands for combat applications group aka. Delta Force

[narrow lotus]

Yummers

[river zealot]

Also some ketchup

Put it all in a flat bread with some tomato and potatoes

[vast wren]

hell if I was a guy I'd probably just give a girl 5 euros and tell her to get something nice

[quaint ore]

you make me want to make khachapuri

[river zealot]

I should have made 2 smaller ones, but i just made one big ass one

[river zealot]

Yummers

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/kanye-west-i-aint-saying-shes-a-gold-digger-gold-digger-dance-sing-gif-4910871

[quaint ore]

bro id be happy to get 5 euros, thats a nice burger meal

[vast wren]

hell yeah

[narrow lotus]

25 more and i can afford xbox for this month

son of a fucking bitch

[placid sail]

y'all are no hustlers

selling your ass for so cheap

[river zealot]

Men are simple creatures, you gift a friend a game, and you have his loyalty forever

[quaint ore]

https://youtu.be/UH-ipLB2nF4

[narrow lotus]

Real

[quaint ore]

i love watching random ass middle aged goergian men cook

they make tasty stuff

[narrow lotus]

i love watching Outdoor Boys cook

some fucking Chef Meal in a tent in Alaska at -40c

mmmmm FRESH BREAD WITH HONEY BUTTER

[quaint ore]

i should learn to cook better myself so i can become the most valued mf' in the unit

[vast wren]

what about 3 fiddy

[placid sail]

adjarian khachapuri is better don't @ me

[quaint ore]

true

[river zealot]

I would give my life for you

[vast wren]

wow

swag

[placid sail]

you seem to not understand the bargain you're getting into

for this money, you're getting another mildly depressed male who's gonna be fully dependent on you

[vast wren]

thats just my husband currently

[placid sail]

why do you think I've said "another"

[vast wren]

oh

I see

[placid sail]

you can collect a whole ass harem you know

[placid sail]

submissive and breedable ukrainian boys in your area want to meet up

click here

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/it's-time-to-stop-gif-9416155803997449261

[quaint ore]

YOU SHOULD NOT PHRASE IT LIKE THAT

[vast wren]

hey woah

[placid sail]

in a perfect world I would not

but we do not live in a perfect world chaplain

[vast wren]

https://tenor.com/view/şüpheli-sus-supheli-gif-2732221304661463503

[coarse bear]

How iedy gon be if this works out

[narrow lotus]

[placid sail]

now you're definitely poisoning him with hope

[quaint ore]

i am too busy watching a georgian man cook lazy khachapuri and i am hungry even if i am eating

...Maybe I can make it myself...

[coarse bear]

That's your own fault tbh

[placid sail]

he succumbs to his gluttonous sin

[vast wren]

still fixed on 60% on it being disastrous and 40% relationship(somehow)

[coarse bear]

Now that's a good idea

[quaint ore]

I just need to get some cheese and greek yoghurt

[river zealot]

At worst you will just lose like 2 dollars of flour

[quaint ore]

and maybe butter

[coarse bear]

How do you not have butter at home

[placid sail]

the fuck you mean MAYBE dog

[quaint ore]

i am not usre if i still got butter

i cook with olive oil usually

[coarse bear]

[placid sail]

no fucking olive oil

[coarse bear]

It's BUTTER

[placid sail]

caucasian cuisine is grease central

use proper fucking butter

[river zealot]

Olive oil?

Its sunflower oil or nothing

[vast wren]

fuck hope, my fellow discordians hate hope

[coarse bear]

Lil bro pretends he's Italian

[placid sail]

olive oil is good, but not here

[quaint ore]

tbh that can explain why i was never fat at any point in my life

[coarse bear]

Olive oil is still fucking fats what the fuck are you on

[river zealot]

Dawg youre like 190 or some shit

[coarse bear]

[river zealot]

Youre gonna need to eat a horse to get fat

You should ask dry to cook one for you

[quaint ore]

Or just eat 3kg of potatoes fried with sour cream

[placid sail]

dry really missed an opportunity to say "... how hungry?"

[quaint ore]

the big Z special

[vast wren]

what part of eastern europe are you from?

[quaint ore]

Lithuania

[placid sail]

зееееееееет

зееееееееет блять зееееееееееееет

[vast wren]

makes sense

[split canyon]

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[placid sail]

ow

[river zealot]

Its so fucking funny ngl

[placid sail]

зеееееет

[quaint ore]

https://youtu.be/HIaGWYH_3LY

How I be cooking

The most accomplished strength athelete in the world btw

[coarse bear]

Honestly let's feed Chaplain 50kg of glorious

МАКАРОНЫ ПО-ФЛОТСКИ

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/lord-zedd-power-rangers-dinofury-gif-23019327

[coarse bear]

[vast wren]

beef between bred

[quaint ore]

Jokes on you i love this shit

[vast wren]

you want bulk? eat like I do

[placid sail]

who doesn't

[vast wren]

bread with beef in the middle

[placid sail]

you have your way with words

made it sound unappetizing somehow

[vast wren]

because it is

[quaint ore]

I am fairly certain I am gonna be able to eat this as I am known to down a 550g adjaruli khachapuri in one sitting

[vast wren]

plain ass bread with plain ass beef in the middle

thats it

[wooden harbor]

meat in bread is great

[coarse bear]

Don't tell Stella about slav meat buns

[quaint ore]

kotlet

[coarse bear]

It is just meat (and potatoes and onions) in bread

[coarse bear]

That's a meat patty

[vast wren]

thats an estern european thing

fuck

[coarse bear]

Western European claims they came up with putting filling into bread

[vast wren]

My frontal cortex is not cooperating today

[vast wren]

I MEANT EASTER n

FUCK

again

[coarse bear]

That's in April

[vast wren]

goddamnit

[quaint ore]

https://youtu.be/0dcMrX9KPI0

[coarse bear]

[wooden harbor]

brain no worke

[quaint ore]

I dream to live like this man

[vast wren]

frontal cortex isnt cooperating

[river zealot]

Its hard to name one country that doesnt have a dish with "filling wrapped in bread"

[placid sail]

уже пять минут люди обсуждают мясо в тесте, и ни разу ты не упомянул самсу или эчпочмаки

какой-то ты паленый казах

[wooden harbor]

its the weekend. no need for planning or thinking ahead! weee!

[coarse bear]

Э, тиха

🤫

[vast wren]

I need my frontal cortex woring for war thunder

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/donald-sutherland-pod-people-podpeople-body-gif-10811761

[tidal trellis]

the pointer

[vast wren]

Its a necessary suffering

[river zealot]

Я тоже в этом эпизоде

[wooden harbor]

it would seem to disagree lol

[coarse bear]

Го пигоди поешь

С аджикой

[storm stream]

Stella, put down the phone/ PC, avoid stress.
Go play with the kids and breathe some fresh air

[river zealot]

Except when you fuck up your sleep schedule and wake up at 3 am on a sunday

[wooden harbor]

besides, drive tank to middle, shoot people taking dumb routes doesnt take much brain

[river zealot]

@coarse bear can we have bot commands back

[wooden harbor]

that's already normal life for me lol

[river zealot]

Translate at least

[coarse bear]

Wdym

[dreamy flax]

ass
-# Translated from :flag_ru: Russian to :flag_gb: English

[placid sail]

!dry

[split canyon]

СДЕЛАЙ МЕМ @radiant torrent

Давай, становись хелпером, и сделай смешную команду
Сам падла
Стань хелпером и сделай

[coarse bear]

[tidal trellis]

what he say

[vast wren]

kids play with themselves, theres two of them, they play with each other, one of them has a habit of digging holes and calling it a trench

[river zealot]

Yeah we dont have it

[coarse bear]

I guess you'll have to use p!translate

[placid sail]

учи английский даунич

[storm stream]

Genetic memories of WWI?

[river zealot]

P!translate cock

[foggy mantle]

Missing Argument
The text argument is required.

Usage: p!translate <to> <text>

[river zealot]

P!translate rus cock

[foggy mantle]

That language is not supported.

[vast wren]

no idea

[coarse bear]

It's ru

[river zealot]

P!translate ru cock

[wooden harbor]

that one is destined for the trenches

[foggy mantle]

Original

cock

Russian

петух

[coarse bear]

[river zealot]

Its correct i guess

[placid sail]

god forbid this person ever performs a surgery on a living being

[vast wren]

I just gave one a shovel and that one just dug a hole

[coarse bear]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-medic-medical-license-thats-how-i-lost-my-medical-license-heavy-gif-17948576

[placid sail]

of course!

twink medic!

[coarse bear]

That's like saying Chai tea

[digital quartz]

or naan bread

[placid sail]

except instead of miraculous technology, he spikes your drink with drugs

[coarse bear]

Or ATM machine

[river zealot]

Is tf2 medic considered a twink now

[coarse bear]

Honestly
Being a medic is a spectrum

You can be iedy

[placid sail]

I think dry is trying to say that every medic in kazakhstan is gae or something

otherwise I don't know what he means

[vast wren]

reminds me of those goth girls that hangs around graveyards

[wooden harbor]

tf2 medic is too well built for twinkdom

[river zealot]

I honestly dont know, let the gaes decide

[wooden harbor]

he's got a certain thiccness to him

[placid sail]

there are creatures among russian medics you can barely consider human still because it's just some amorphous mass of soviet-era spite

[frank shoal]

There are humans among Russians in general?

[digital quartz]

you truly are a scholar of twinkdom

[wooden harbor]

figured all these would have drank themselves to death by now

[coarse bear]

Man so old he was the guy to slap Stalin's ass when he was born

[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-try-not-to-laugh-gif-7682731162751353849

If i say big trouble

[placid sail]

I was rather thinking of women

men are usually indeed twink built and die sooner

[coarse bear]

Applies to women too

[placid sail]

but women are gonna survive the nuclear holocaust

just becoming even fatter and more spiteful

well, not all of them, thankfully

[vast wren]

the other twin has an obsession with cannons, she takes empty plastic bottles and shoves rocks into them and makes boom noises

[placid sail]

but you know what I mean if you ever been to state hospital in sng

[coarse bear]

"Triceps" the size of your leg

[quaint ore]

man that rice has the same after taste as a finnish sauna wtf

[coarse bear]

[storm stream]

[quaint ore]

@heady crow

[storm stream]

incredible

[digital quartz]

why are you tasting a finnish sauna?

[placid sail]

oh you know it

[wooden harbor]

oh fuck you're telling me not even a nuclear holocaust can save me from these 300lb bitches pushing everyone out of the way at the grocery store?

[placid sail]

nope

[quaint ore]

Its not that I eat it but the sort of smell finnish saunas got

it feels the same when I am eating that rice

[coarse bear]

Is that a sign of a stroke?

[quaint ore]

No

[digital quartz]

is it perfumed rice?

[placid sail]

oh he strokin all right

[wooden harbor]

welp i guess society took a wrong turn then. we gotta go back!

[quaint ore]

Probably, it's a veggie one

[placid sail]

you can't, they're usually a crucial for said society's survival, because whenever they're done being bitchy, they're usually the cornerstone of the local processes

[low atlas]

Rose water rice. . . .

[vast wren]

thats what I mean, they play with themselves, When I do they just look at me for a second then mind their own buisnesses, whatever the fuck it is

[tidal trellis]

oh hi surrae

didn't know the next ice age passed already

[low atlas]

hello flerp

[vast wren]

whats good though is they arent obsessed with devices

[low atlas]

You said this 5 times already twin

[vast wren]

good enough for me

[wooden harbor]

that is true, the useless ones are just a degenerate form of what used to be a useful part of society

[primal rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/532820632166072320/1426557628175093863/image.png?ex=68eba8d2&is=68ea5752&hm=96c123d15bede207cb3b949c4ef12a5f76346aa8c28bb36b3c13eada5bcac3b2&

[tidal trellis]

And???

[digital quartz]

like what? phones?

[storm stream]

You probably just don't know how to play irl. Many such cases nowadays

[placid sail]

the completely useless one are usually not the vast ones, interestingly

[low atlas]

the earths will freeze over and the skies will be covered in smog, and your last words to me will be 'oh it's the ice age hi vro'

I want to kill you

[placid sail]

it's like all that mass gives them provess

[wooden harbor]

but if certain historical processes made them useless then they could make them useful again could they not?

[tidal trellis]

well mius the vro part, yes

[placid sail]

ah no the one's that useless are now useless forever

[quaint ore]

i should go to a store and browse it cause I am bored

[placid sail]

too old to learn out of their old habits and ways

[vast wren]

if I do I'm gonna bring out the accurate 2/4th tank models

[quaint ore]

fuck it i will be back in like 20 minutes or not back at all

[wooden harbor]

i see

[frail scaffold]

Make sure you ask to see something then dont buy it

[vast wren]

and it just loops back to war thunder

goddamnit

[digital quartz]

"can I get the ... uhh ... the thing from all the way back in storage? Thanks. Yeah no I just wanted to see it."

[coarse bear]

Make sure to say "Oh I'll find it by myself" when asked if you need help, then walk around aimlessly staring at shit for 30 minutes

[primal rapids]

Has anyone leaked classified military documents in War Thunder this week

[vast wren]

yes

I think

[digital quartz]

at some point all of them have to be leaked already

[wooden harbor]

we should just do all open-source military XD

[primal rapids]

People trying to find the bathroom at my tiny ass grocery store and ignoring the huge sign above the bathroom door

[vast wren]

those arent really the sensitive stuff like schematics, just the flight manuals/manuals in general

[digital quartz]

thats what its going to come down to if they can't make WarThunder illegal

[vast wren]

the real schematics wont last an hour on the forums

[coarse bear]

Oh we don't provide our restroom to customers

[tidal trellis]

oh

[wooden harbor]

well that makes things a lot easier

[storm stream]

"CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS!!!!"

when actually just paywalled user manuals 🥀

[vast wren]

yep.

thats the case

[primal rapids]

I love it when there’s a line for our bathroom and people ask if it’s the only bathroom we have.

[placid sail]

I can confirm that the last bit of cognition leaves my body whenever I enter a grocery store because it is a place of serenity and relaxation for me, and rightfully so, because god smite me if I have to think hard when I fucking buy my bread as well

[frank shoal]

Most of it is just stuff under ITAR but there's the french leaker and that Chinese tanker that leaked specifications of their ammo

[primal rapids]

It’s the only one you’re going to fucking get

[placid sail]

I will walk into a wall like an npc

you will not stop me

[wooden harbor]

walking into the restroom when closing shop, not knowing what kind of horrors the customers have inflicted upon it was not a great part of the job

[digital quartz]

[vast wren]

still no schematics though

[primal rapids]

The worst is when the entire local retirement home population decides they need to use my store’s bathroom specifically

[digital quartz]

hand them a bucket

[placid sail]

also I don't even want to imagine the absolute horror the restrooms would be if our grocery stores had any restrooms

[wooden harbor]

jesus that is the worst possible thing that could happen lol

[frank shoal]

Obviously not
The number of people that have access to something like that has to be like only tens at most

[placid sail]

this would be worse than a mcdonalds restroom at 1 am

[manic cave]

WHERE

[vast wren]

just user manuals man

[manic cave]

damn

not interested

[vast wren]

yep, no phones in sight , ones just using a shovel to dig what looks like a not deep hole and ones with a water bottle, rocks, and imagination I guess

[river zealot]

https://youtube.com/shorts/suYTacxkcaE?si=SMv3m4APwpy279Fs

[wooden harbor]

few better places to be as a kid than in a 5ft deep hole of your own digging

altho there was that one time i discovered the secret tunnels someone else had dug underneath the playground equipment

that was amazing lol

[vast wren]

I'm gonna teach the one that digs the trenches the real width and depth, also gonna teach her what revetments are

[coarse bear]

Stella be setting up a leg injury for herself

[digital quartz]

no grenade sump?

"this is a tourniquet you see"

[wooden harbor]

i had to look up revetment. never seen that word before heh

[vast wren]

its a learning experience

[vast wren]

its the boards on the walls of the trench

[wooden harbor]

hey those trench digging skills may come in handy eventually

[vast wren]

eventually

[digital quartz]

worst case they can do canalisation work

always in demand

[wooden harbor]

im out here where the county aint ever gonna pay money for things like that. they just throw some seed on the banks of the trench and lets the plants to do rest

[vast wren]

but yeah, I'm gonna go now, I've had hours of nothing but war thunder and I need sunlight

[wooden harbor]

adios

[manic cave]

ngl should probs go take my sleeping meds & go sleep as well. Been up since 6 AM playing BF6 & it's now 12:36 AM

[tidal trellis]

poor guy

[manic cave]

Games fire.

I NEED to unlock the mortar.

I am going to terrorize people with it

[prisma venture]

gday

how we doin all

[manic cave]

Great for once ngl.

[prisma venture]

great to hear that

[frank shoal]

That's not too bad!!
My routine currently is to wake up at 8 am and go to sleep at 6 am

[manic cave]

Also I have been averaging 30 to 50 teammates revived per match.

[frank shoal]

You can sleep when you're dead

[manic cave]

Would be more but people keep giving up when I'm RIGHT NEXT TO THEM

[frank shoal]

I do that because I'm used to there being a bunch of cunts playing medic just to use it's guns without having any interest in teamplay

I guess that's not a factor in bf6 though
At least in the beta you could use any gun

[manic cave]

At one point I ran 4 matches back to back with only the defib out.

[manic cave]

Yeah just that classes have weapon specs.

And each of the classes have 2 paths.

Support has combat medic & defender.

[split canyon]

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[tidal trellis]

why!!

I didn't do anything!

[river zealot]

https://youtube.com/shorts/kDxB9G-IFIs?si=BBAc4SBj0pg410xg @placid sail

[naive bison]

@narrow lotus @river zealot https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/433053768687288332/1426357208156999731/image.png?ex=68eb96ea&is=68ea456a&hm=576e8ae6d503398fe64a8edfb877aac0078c7e78531694f5815a434c05bd4438&=&format=webp&quality=lossless

[narrow lotus]

[naive bison]

tarkov players launching that dogshit game bagamias pula

[naive bison]

insanely based food

ground meat, macaroni and spices

tastes like absolute gas too

[prisma venture]

😋

[placid sail]

absolute cinema, whatever this is

[river zealot]

I dont even know to be honest

[narrow lotus]

@naive bison your fav kebab place is closed

[storm stream]

sora

kys

[visual stirrup]

fr

CLANKERS AND CLANKER LOVERS OUT

[narrow lotus]

Fuckin Clankers

[visual stirrup]

"Put your IO on the curb."

https://tenor.com/view/american-history-x-gif-1154455672205757600

[viscid dirge]

Someone removed the sora watermark

[primal kayak]

Fellas

Have you ever thought that skibidi and scooby-doo sounds almost the same?

[pale ingot]

someone has to be killed

[primal kayak]

It's like something you would say before casting an evil ass spell

Skibidi Scooby-doo I cast evil ass spell

[naive bison]

i see this as i am eating a frozen pizza

that is so not nice

i would never eat a kebab

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/vince-mc-mahon-walking-walking-out-walking-back-bye-gif-22873869

Kill yourself chat

[drifting mantle]

@grizzled meadow

[grizzled meadow]

I should play Yakuza 5

[primal rapids]

I should play Silksong Steel Soul mode, I would definitely have a good time

https://tenor.com/view/jetstream-sam-my-beloved-gif-22029076

[primal rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1248466428231815280/1426202219983798272/d726288fd95378d42f58363468e3b8661aee256f.mov?ex=68ebaf52&is=68ea5dd2&hm=6a55abbf9c4a50208a2ef3a3ced785a8e96cc3f534449b1114b7be3018f9a012&

[primal kayak]

We have to keep up with the current generation

[coarse bear]

Savage Beastfly

[primal rapids]

Savage Beastfly 2, now with 100% more bullshit

[coarse bear]

2 Savage Beastflies, floor is thorns

[primal rapids]

They each spawn 2 of the Putrefied Ducts triple burst mosquitos

[naive bison]

in the public eye for for like 25 years and still didn't improve his accent even a bit

[coarse bear]

https://www.nexusmods.com/hollowknightsilksong/mods/253

[primal rapids]

Combine that with the mod that makes attacks deal 3 or 4 masks of damage

[coarse bear]

You're good at the game, right

[primal rapids]

No but seriously I suck enough at Silksong to know that Steel Soul would make me miserable, and that I’d probably resort to cheesing it with save/quit

So instead I’m taking my ball and going home

[deep topaz]

Not AI

[drifting mantle]

I have actually seen the fight last night, it was crazy

[naive bison]

that's actually great

cause holy shit

[grizzled meadow]

We have to kill the current generation

[primal kayak]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1046168838653362208/1159622173917454386/DcymmJG.gif

[naive bison]

violent =/= good at fighting

[coarse bear]

Bro ackchually-ed a meme

[deep topaz]

I didn't listen to this with audio

So, sorry if it has something nasty

The whole vid is nasty anyway

[primal rapids]

https://fixupx.com/NoContextCrap/status/1965008213150986571

No Context Shitposting (@NoContextCrap)

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[coarse bear]

A tampon for heavy nosebleeds is goated tho

It ain't a nasty vid, just funny and uncomfortable in a safe-ish way

[naive bison]

[coarse bear]

I can't afford to bleed over a person's watch

[coarse bear]

Sometimes literally can't afford it

[naive bison]

@eager igloo https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/789126354338709516/1426587123938754681/RDT_20251011_1707276706650650538575167.jpg?ex=68ebc44b&is=68ea72cb&hm=b4fba1601cb3c593ab2882b93a1dab9d6bc6dd8b680930e1fcc4eff845233dc1&=&format=webp&width=571&height=824

[primal rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/602843739354038292/1421419104396382268/img_1283x919x24_03343440.jpg?ex=68eb6c33&is=68ea1ab3&hm=edd6a3829abf365678bd8159618f1ad99cf1d2eb829fa59351d722f95bf4a536&

[placid sail]

it seems like it is the current plan, globally?

[primal kayak]

Nah, that one involves all generations

[wooden harbor]

lol never expected this scene to get eddified

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma985-jerma-eats-bird-jerma-bird-bird-on-my-head-jerma-birdhouse-gif-22290775

[placid sail]

the older ones presume themselves to be spared

either by wealth or by their doom being a matter of time anyway

it certainly does feel like the elites all operate on the principle после нас, хоть потоп