🎪bruh-fart

[tame halo]

I thought that shit died in like 2018

[fossil swan]

coaieee

@pale ingot @narrow lotus sa rupt un copac mare

in curtea liceului

nu sa lovit nimeni

da a blocat intrarea pt corpu A

[naive bison]

look at the name of the poster

[naive bison]

stop posting underage anime girls

[tame halo]

yeah, stop
xal is gonna bust all over his keyboard again

[tame halo]

love me some women with guns

[tame halo]

packed tighter than a chinese shipping container

[prisma venture]

Again in this shit hole

Somone send bomb threat to my school thanks

[narrow lotus]

[tame halo]

[tame halo]

bezvadný načasování ty paciente

[prisma venture]

Ono něco zas bylo ?

[tame halo]

"someone send a bomb threat pls"
Iedy appears

[prisma venture]

Mam v piči

Však stejank to je romak

[tame halo]

[prisma venture]

Real

[fluid heron]

Shaved my beard and I look like a fucking vampire

[lyric horizon]

sanest polish school

[prisma venture]

Sorry

[fluid heron]

Ilook like I've never seen the light of day

Shit somehow made me even more pale

[prisma venture]

Gg

[fluid heron]

Shaved my beard and I'm relearning what the fuck I actually look like

https://tenor.com/view/nosferatu-horror-vampire-count-orlok-1920s-gif-11650031842696618006

[prisma venture]

Lmao

How long beard u had ?

[fluid heron]

I would trim it but I forgot what the fuck my lips and jawline looked like

[prisma venture]

Lmao

I feel u

[gleaming grove]

@narrow lotus

Look what I found on facebook marketplace

[tame halo]

damn

imagine the tit fuck

[naive bison]

???

just put the memes in the bag lil bro

[tame halo]

oh
are you homosexual?
sorry

[fluid heron]

the amount of horny in this chat is crazy

[tame halo]

someone please post some gachi for xal here

[gleaming grove]

Fly away Xalrider

[naive bison]

goonicide has to happen

these people do not deserve human rights

[tame halo]

here you go @naive bison

[naive bison]

why are you posting this

are you gei?

[tame halo]

are you asking me out?

I accept

we can go here

[stone blade]

Made a mistake opening brainfart

[prisma venture]

Neee modrou ústřici neee

[vast wren]

the most based thing you have said so far

[prisma venture]

https://www.instagram.com/p/DO_38ySCFGS/?igsh=N2dscHI0OWs1YWw5

beermaxxing21

Might just get a whole keg at this rate
Follow @Beermaxxing21 for beers (and link in bio) 🍺 /
#beer #trending #memes #alcohol #drinking #explorepage #beermaxxing #house

Likes

9528

Instagram

[gleaming grove]

War thunder

[naive bison]

1 million beers please

[vast wren]

is that siddorovich

also how did you level up

[prisma venture]

Make it two

[vast wren]

ah shit

[tame halo]

level up what

[vast wren]

forgot you have to leave brainfart to level up

[tame halo]

oh

[prisma venture]

Yup

[coarse bear]

Matter of fact, you only level up in STALKER-adjacent chats

[vast wren]

nevermind

not doing that

[prisma venture]

Ultra gae

[tame halo]

so only
#╓☢stalker-chat and #╟🔰☢newbies-chat ?

[coarse bear]

Nothing in Social, not Ru-Ua brainfart, and not offtopic

[tame halo]

and does this count as #╓☢stalker-chat ?

[pseudo robin]

who cares about rank in an autistic stalker mod discord

[coarse bear]

Also support gives like 4x xp

[vast wren]

the 35 printed 500 cig adapter

holy based

[prisma venture]

Ultra gae

[vast wren]

you're right

[coarse bear]

But if you're found spamming in support for xp, you just get banned from it
Imagine getting your ass banned from support by Flop

[vast wren]

no reason to leave brainfart

[tame halo]

[tame halo]

BY FLOP

AHAHAHAHA

[split canyon]

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[vast wren]

plain embarassing

[drifting mantle]

Not worth it, the other channels are even more retarded

[vast wren]

getting banned by a femboy

[vast wren]

where is that in russia

[prisma venture]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/730992746663510089/1130764337129193593/imageedit_12_7898535784.gif

GG

[tame halo]

everything a man could ever need

[coarse bear]

Somewhere around

Could be in

[vast wren]

hell yeah

[tame halo]

in uhhh

[naive bison]

this needs to be attachable to a tool belt and it's perfect

[vast wren]

wheres the gun holster

[tame halo]

imagine this but with cigars

[vast wren]

just remove the shells

[naive bison]

nobody smokes this many cigars

this is useless

[vast wren]

and replace it with cigars

[naive bison]

...what do you think he meant?

[coarse bear]

Soldier TF2

[tame halo]

https://tenor.com/view/hoyt-volker-far-cry3-far-cry-ubisoft-dancing-gif-18208403

[naive bison]

@river zealot @coarse bear

[stone blade]

grandpa has one of these

[naive bison]

he doesn't smoke cigars, he keeps a lit one in his teeth

[drifting mantle]

Ey, you could replace the shells with cigars mate!

[coarse bear]

@thin trench Твой гимн

[coarse bear]

How do you think he replaces em every respawn

[vast wren]

extra cigar holder while he uses it the same to hold shells or something

[gleaming grove]

Say no more fam

[vast wren]

man things

[naive bison]

does he spawn naked?

it never despawns

dumbass

[tame halo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1423410476812996760/image0.gif

[coarse bear]

You don't?

[vast wren]

HELL YEAH

stanley cup but for men

[naive bison]

bro it has a fucking gun

[naive bison]

stanley cups WERE for men

[vast wren]

everything a man needs

[vast wren]

oh yeah forgot about that, white girls just started to use them a lot lately

[narrow lotus]

Proof women ruin everything

[naive bison]

greeks be like:

[gleaming grove]

@naive bison here is some gym motivation

[tame halo]

oh the fucking irony of women nowadays having a hobby of buying dozens of the same exact thing that's supposed to last you a lifetime

[naive bison]

i am not clicking on that

[tame halo]

You lack conviction.

[gleaming grove]

You lack couragement

[drifting mantle]

Proof that you only need to coat anything in cute color and girls will be like
"Omg! So cute and practical! Yass Queen!!"

[vast wren]

When I was still in college in miami, I avoided ever going into a starbucks, I had this fear the fucking barista could read my mind and charge me double

[coarse bear]

4 sets of what

[vast wren]

and because it was where most of the white girls hung out

[gleaming grove]

The video was about how to build like a Bulgarian

[vast wren]

no thanks

[gleaming grove]

Idk why ppl hate it

[coarse bear]

Is he doing 4 reps and calling it a day

[quaint ore]

@river zealot @heady crow
https://youtu.be/vAF7R3pzhO4?si=DfnW7xcQP3OMtCwd

[naive bison]

https://youtu.be/kgQzB1pJmeM?si=0Brbf-ErmlnrTrhM

guys csgo got an update

[tame halo]

and don't forget the subsequent complaints about the """pink tax"""
like no bitch, it's not our fault you buy shit because of the color

[vast wren]

is that an official video by valve?

[coarse bear]

He let's go Vertigo

[naive bison]

yes

for 12 or 13 years ago

[vast wren]

it looks like a shitpost

[naive bison]

yeah its rly low qual

[quaint ore]

Of pain beyond your comprehension

[gleaming grove]

I still dont get how Monster is associated w femboy

Like

[drifting mantle]

Exacly

[gleaming grove]

Where did that come from

[quaint ore]

Bulgarian split squats are scary as fuck

[coarse bear]

Xal can't count

[vast wren]

how to get rich, sell to white girls and make it pink

rolling in cash in about a year

[drifting mantle]

I have a feeling, ads are more effective on women than on men.
Because of all the useless shit many women buy

[vast wren]

the majority of women buy labubus, let that sink in

[drifting mantle]

Exacly my point

[vast wren]

thats how you get rich fast, sell to white girls

[thin trench]

Уже кидал

[vast wren]

and color it pink

[glad carbon]

its funko pop collection tier

[quaint ore]

Time to eat half a kilogramm of oats boiled in milk

[glad carbon]

except atleast you can use cups for more than just like, shelve display

[glad carbon]

tbh its more like collecting plates or spoons or whatever old people did

[tame halo]

better yet, left-leaning college white girls
you could sell them a pile of feces if you called it "empowering" "feminist" or "anti-establishment"

[quaint ore]

Why is stella typing another rendition of the holy bible

[vast wren]

buisness plan in 2025:
-take isulated cup
-make it pink
-target the ads to rich white girls
-profit

[naive bison]

i forgot the number on the thing

fuck you

asshole

[glad carbon]

i still think its funny that stanley had mediocre sales so they decided to turn their brand into bait for suburban women

hydroflask was the same way

[vast wren]

still based though

[quaint ore]

Smart businessmen ig

[naive bison]

god i hope they pinktaxed the FUCK out of them

[vast wren]

they do

[pale ingot]

e ok n-am ieșit afară de la 7:30

[glad carbon]

actually good water bottle company getting all the prices shot up because highschoolers thought they were a cool status symbol

[vast wren]

women complain about the stuff they buy in ludicrous amounts having a pink tax

[quaint ore]

Men just use a shaker bottle they bought in lidl

[drifting mantle]

Deservably so

[vast wren]

thats not taxed

[glad carbon]

stella stop goomba fallacy-ing

[simple ore]

what's a pinktax

[vast wren]

they just buy lots of them for no reason

[naive bison]

whats a goomba fallacy

[naive bison]

notion that things for women cost more

[simple ore]

getting stomped on i guess

[vast wren]

shit marketed to women cost more

[naive bison]

than equivalent things for men

[coarse bear]

Same products as men's, but advertised to women and made more expensive
Like shaving gels and razors

[naive bison]

but also it's because women need different products too

[tame halo]

because they keep paying for it

[glad carbon]

2 different arguments from the same "group" of people getting lumped together as that group's singular opinion

[naive bison]

like iirc womens razors are different

[simple ore]

propaganda by women to make it seem that men shit costs less

it's ture

[naive bison]

because the ones for men are like sharper or sth

[simple ore]

ture...

[drifting mantle]

A men would rather paint their own bottle, or craft their own... Before buying expensive retarded shit like a stanley cup in a pretty color

[naive bison]

this is not a real thing

[quaint ore]

No, mens razors are better and more functional if anything.

[naive bison]

and no one prevents women from buying mens razors eitherr

[simple ore]

i use a glass bottle that i have no idea where it came from

[stoic girder]

https://tenor.com/view/we-live-in-a-society-society-joker-gamers-rise-up-gang-weed-gif-13919217

[tame halo]

"B-but the patriarchy!!!!"

[glad carbon]

it's like "haha these (insert game) bros cant even make up their minds" even tho its 2 entirely different twitter users

[vast wren]

its not a fallacy, they keep buying more of them

[tame halo]

[vast wren]

thats why shits more expensive for them

[naive bison]

so basically they are different and that could explain the price diff

[stoic girder]

Face is more sensitive, no?

[slender rock]

No

[naive bison]

it also has way more hairs

have you seen a man?

[drifting mantle]

I got my latest glass bottle for free from a Business Convention

[simple ore]

do NOT shave your nuts with a razor
that's i'll im gonna say

[coarse bear]

Face is more exposed to the elements

[naive bison]

been there done that

your nutsack is weak

[tame halo]

it's doable

[coarse bear]

Skill issue

[vast wren]

man, to be a corporation that target to rich white women

[quaint ore]

Weak

[glad carbon]

the women who buy multiple stanley cups to show off on tiktok live arent likely the same women who complain they have to pay more for female branded products

[simple ore]

fuck you retards i don't wanna scratch my nuts 24/7

[tame halo]

you'd be surprised

[glad carbon]

u gotta iron ur nuts first

[naive bison]

have you tried getting a callous skin layer on your nutsack to prevent this?

[coarse bear]

Lil bro you got a skin condition

[simple ore]

no

[glad carbon]

get em completely smooth

[stoic girder]

That's crabs.

[naive bison]

bro has the Cyraxx bed bugs living in his pubic region

[quaint ore]

If you are itching after shaving you got a razor burn

[vast wren]

observe enough and you'll see, the old rich white men are absolutely cashing in on them

[coarse bear]

Git gud

[tepid crest]

well well wel well...

[slender rock]

Okay you have Chewbacca nuts then

[simple ore]

it's only after shaving with a razor you retards i don't always have that

[drifting mantle]

[naive bison]

you'd be surprised

[coarse bear]

Literally git gud

[naive bison]

[quaint ore]

Dont apply pressure when shaving, let razor's weight do the job.

[vast wren]

unironically enough, I just get the razor meant for men, they just work better

[naive bison]

a lot of women bought the stanley cups, and a lot of women are retarded

[glad carbon]

what a retarded nonresponse

[stoic girder]

If you manage to convince women of something the simps will follow them too for a crumb of pussy.

[drifting mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/hector-salamanca-gif-16698628486651595091

[tame halo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1423410476812996760/image0.gif

[glad carbon]

"nah just look and youll see otherwise"

[simple ore]

more wrinkley than hector

[vast wren]

you haven't been observing enough to see a pattern

[quaint ore]

Frota when pattern recognition

[narrow lotus]

@river zealot @stone blade goth chick appreciated my insta story

[vast wren]

we humans were given that for a reason

[coarse bear]

Iedy might just make it after all

[stoic girder]

He is in.

[drifting mantle]

A lot of shit for men works better.
Tools, pants, and apparently even fucking razors

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/nails-nailz-7tv-kick-twitch-gif-6670698962362175360

[stone blade]

cool cool bro
I'm playing isaac

[quaint ore]

https://tenor.com/view/feyenoord-rotterdam-celebrating-goal-juichen-gif-26274711

[glad carbon]

again another nonresponse

[simple ore]

iedy getting pegged tonight

[vast wren]

yep

[slender rock]

Good job 👍

[naive bison]

what kinda tools arre for women

[stoic girder]

Men

[tame halo]

the pink ones

[naive bison]

also @drifting mantle for clothing it's the women who dictate the things they want on them

cause they use fucking purses

so none of their pants have pockets

i remember in like middleschool i had pant pockets large enough to store a mini tablet

[glad carbon]

i saw some post about a woman comparing their paid work uniform with their male buddy

[drifting mantle]

You never seen those small tool kits, specifically targeted for single DIY women?

[glad carbon]

same exact pants

one just doesnt have pockets

[quaint ore]

Istg if I get a gf i am getting her male jeans so she can witness the joy of functional clothing

[glad carbon]

[naive bison]

just ask for the mens pants idk

[simple ore]

cargo pants were laughed at
but who's laughing now

[vast wren]

in most cases I pick out deoderant from the male section, I get the ones that have the sharks on them and shit

[tame halo]

yeah saw that too

[tame halo]

the point is, she shouldn't have to

[naive bison]

fellas should i buy a frozen pizza

[naive bison]

yes she does

[glad carbon]

idk i dont read the comments on em, but i wouldnt be surprised if she did

[slender rock]

Depends on the women.. city born women vs country women are completely different

[vast wren]

if thats what it means to be a man? hell yeah then

[quaint ore]

Buy oats and milk

[naive bison]

[slender rock]

So

[naive bison]

rockout sesh, brb

[stoic girder]

Rice and chicken.

[naive bison]

more expensive

[glad carbon]

the dress code gives the same pants to both people that requested them

[simple ore]

tried peanut butter for the first time
on it's own it was meh
but with jelly and bread it's cinema

[glad carbon]

they just cheaped out for the women's ones

[naive bison]

i love raspberry jam on it

[coarse bear]

https://tenor.com/view/no-country-for-old-men-anton-chigurh-call-it-coin-toss-gif-17673737021903534697

[drifting mantle]

Did they use purses because they don't want pockets in their pants? Or do they use purses because they can't find pants with pockets?
Chicken and the Egg theory

[quaint ore]

[simple ore]

i only had fig jam

[tame halo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1423410476812996760/image0.gif

[naive bison]

📞 alo?

[simple ore]

i usually like apricot jam

[naive bison]

📞 who is this

[naive bison]

mods, fertilize his eggs

[glad carbon]

@tame halo i dont remember the post exactly, werent they like generic work pants or something

couldve been scrubs too idk

[stoic girder]

Women don't look attractive with hands in their pockets, apparently.

[slender rock]

Hello we're contacting you on your cars extended warranty

[glad carbon]

something that normally should have pockets since ur not meant to carry a purse around lol

[vast wren]

who do you think louis vittons handbags are meant for?

[naive bison]

i dont own a car, kill yourself

[simple ore]

hands in pockets
arched back
one eyebrow up
bada bing bada boom

[vast wren]

based

[naive bison]

tony soprano?

[simple ore]

silvio

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/silvio-dante-the-sopranos-just-when-i-thought-i-was-out-they-pull-me-back-in-gif-25807291

[drifting mantle]

Women apparently don't look attractive with a lot of things.
Meanwhile, a man... Is always good looking... Hands in pocket, fresh out of the shower and no make up

[stoic girder]

Men W.

[quaint ore]

"Здраствуйте, это военкомат г. Зажопинск"

[tame halo]

I thought it was the other way around
a woman in men's clothing is hot
a man in woman's clothing is weird

[vast wren]

true, I find myself buying shit meant for men because they're just more functional

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/xafer-catmeme-meme-cat-soldiarcat-gif-4196924155144969562

[drifting mantle]

That's true, but again... Women adapt, what men wear... The other way around is weird, because men don't need to (for obvious reasons)

[vast wren]

having pants with pockets that arent the back pockets are nice

[quaint ore]

Live footage of xal in the brainfart brigade

[simple ore]

i think women should protest by walking around naked

[slender rock]

Because men designed womens fashion

[tame halo]

I think it's more because women's clothing is more taylor made for woman than men's clothing is to men

[drifting mantle]

Agreed

[vast wren]

I think they should just suck it up and buy mens clothes

[stoic girder]

This MF thinks we are still in the Garden of Eden

[simple ore]

choked on coffee laughing at this dogshit

[vast wren]

if thats what it means to be a man? hell yeah, functional shit for the same price

[tame halo]

I remember there being some sort of protest/march in the US involving exactly this
The women were demanding to be allowed to walk around naked
Then they ran into a police officer that explained to them that they can already do that and it's completely legal

[quaint ore]

A male feminist meets a female misoginyst

[slender rock]

You missed the point

[quaint ore]

https://tenor.com/view/me-atrapaste-es-cine-its-cinema-cinema-esto-es-cine-gif-17729711691959966457

[simple ore]

[stoic girder]

If you want a woman convicted make sure the jury is stacked with women.

[slender rock]

I hate it here

Lol

[simple ore]

what's the word for men haters

[tame halo]

misandrists

[vast wren]

misandrists

[stoic girder]

Retards.

[slender rock]

If they just made shit be pragmatic

[simple ore]

what a shit name
it sounds like mrs anderson

[glad carbon]

erm actually a lot of women's clothing is just adapted men's clothing

[quaint ore]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-soc-gif-10067274571017117565

[glad carbon]

reclaim ur ancestral clothing

[tame halo]

I meant shit like dresses with cleavage etc.

[glad carbon]

wear heels and dresses n shit

[drifting mantle]

But make sure the jury is less attractive than the women in question. Or at least, they should think they are less attractive

[tame halo]

if a man wears that, there's no use for that so it looks weird

[slender rock]

No handle bar stashes spotted... I'm disappointed

[vast wren]

I regularly visit the hardware store and looking at the drills and angle grinders when I go out to the city to know what it feels like to be a man

[glad carbon]

its to show off ur gym progress wdym

[tame halo]

that's a fair point ngl

[quaint ore]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-ryu-ga-gotoku-yakuza-like-a-dragon-yakuza-majima-goro-majima-gif-12972512143828529446

[slender rock]

Because you're not a dyke

Yet

[glad carbon]

show off ur pec workout without getting cold

[slender rock]

👀

[glad carbon]

crop top hoodie for abs

[quaint ore]

I crave the day i can take off my shirt and do morse code with pecs

[tame halo]

miniskirt for thigh muscles right

[vast wren]

I literally have a husband, and kids, I'm far from a lesbian

[glad carbon]

exactly

[pale ingot]

getting one of those fat fucking steel plate codpieces like henry viii had

[glad carbon]

since like uhhh

calf raises work pretty well

do u think heels keep u in a constant state of calf raise

[slender rock]

Therein lies the issue

[drifting mantle]

The crotch

[quaint ore]

No they keep you in a constant state of pain

[glad carbon]

easy calf workout hack, just wear heels

[quaint ore]

Muscle building doesnt require constant pain

[slender rock]

Not enough gaeness stell

[slender rock]

You have to be gaer

[glad carbon]

move to an apartment on the 30th floor and calf raise up every stair

[vast wren]

I dont want to?

[slender rock]

Weak

[vast wren]

I'm good with being a social outcast

[tame halo]

actual lifehack holy shit

[vast wren]

everythings so much more quieter

[manic cave]

https://tenor.com/view/waltergotme-gif-18867690

[pale ingot]

easy calf workout hack, get fat

[tame halo]

I love doing this as a guy with long hair

[slender rock]

I miss my long hair

[tepid crest]

you fell into the trap

[slender rock]

🥲

[tame halo]

don't tell me the male pattern baldness got you

[drifting mantle]

Or just jogg barefoot or walk up a mountain barefoot

[vast wren]

I dont get invites to anything, I barely even have to appeal to anyone, and I dont talk to anyone I dont know, being a social outcast is goated ngl

[drifting mantle]

Bjeh

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/ferret-black-footed-ferret-black-footed-goofy-silly-gif-7414558264260005310

are u like uhh

pfp esque long hair or ivan esque long hair

[manic cave]

Average texan

[vast wren]

why do most extroverts, like the ones that only use social media for clout, have a short attention span

[slender rock]

Brainrot

[vast wren]

are they autistic or something

[slender rock]

No

[drifting mantle]

Extensive doom scrolling on tiktok and such

[vast wren]

they can't handle minutes without talking to someone

[drifting mantle]

Fries your brain

[stoic girder]

Dunbar's number.

There is a cognitive limit on how many people you can handle.

[vast wren]

it makes me grateful I can go a day without needing to speak to someone if I dont need to

[vast wren]

ah.

[slender rock]

The voices in my head always keep company

[vast wren]

sounds stupid

[slender rock]

🌞

[vast wren]

imagine being that brainfried you can't handle going an hour without talking to someone

[slender rock]

That's why one will resort to talk to ones own self

[vast wren]

or sleep

[slender rock]

It doesn't hit the same

[vast wren]

I just bedrot all day when I dont need to get up

[slender rock]

My arm is trapped rn

[vast wren]

in what

[slender rock]

The womanz

[vast wren]

fairly odd parents

[slender rock]

She fell asleep

[vast wren]

I remember that

[slender rock]

Taking my arm with

[vast wren]

theoretically I have the posture of xqc, do I need to do something about it or not?

[slender rock]

Yeah

[glad carbon]

wait wtf

[vast wren]

well shit

[slender rock]

Fucking sit up you fuckin shrimp

[glad carbon]

hawk tuah girl and mr beast are main characters in the new tron

[vast wren]

I'm gonna have to check this out

[glad carbon]

how is the cgi worse than the stuff he gets in his slop youtube videos

[glad carbon]

( i lied)

theyre just promoting it

[vast wren]

oh hey

[glad carbon]

its still fucking crazy that they're not just sponsored segments in their youtube videos

[vast wren]

the main character reminds me of someone

[glad carbon]

but actual promos

[vast wren]

the guy that played the main character is the guy that played wallace in bladerunner 2049

[glad carbon]

oh the actual actor for this scene isnt any better

[vast wren]

I forgot his name though

[glad carbon]

infact i'd say hes worse

jared leto

[vast wren]

oh, that guy

[glad carbon]

the 2nd famous jared to creep on <18 women

[vast wren]

I get why you said mr beast

that looks like jimmy

[glad carbon]

thats literally mr beast you psychotic lady

[quaint ore]

My country seemingly just discovered the oldest text where it is mentioned in 451AD by the romans

[glad carbon]

hes in promos for the movie

official legitimate paid-to-run promos

[vast wren]

wait what, thought its just bad CGI of Jared Leto

oh good lord

[glad carbon]

its bad cgi of mr beast

[vast wren]

Real

[glad carbon]

honestly imma be real

i'd rather have mr beast as the main character than jared leto

[vast wren]

he's an alleged pedophile too?

what the fuck

why are more pedophiles popping up

since 2024

[glad carbon]

yeah he did the generic hollywood thing of being creepy around women

[quaint ore]

Surf the kali yuga

[upper shore]

They've been here ever since the beginning of history. Remember arranged marriages between old men and 12 year old girls?

[vast wren]

I meant the pedophiles out of celebrities

[quaint ore]

They are still a thing

[glad carbon]

theyre just easier to expose now since everything gets recorded and written down in the digital age

[upper shore]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-odst-exactly-gif-23888597

[vast wren]

I hope my favorite celebrity doesnt get pedophile allegations

[glad carbon]

including minors

his lawyers said the allegations were "provably false" but they didnt provide any proof so like uhhh

[quaint ore]

Installing ATAK systems onto several phones and a tablet rn

[glad carbon]

[quaint ore]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/715304356593008733/1261421723509592125/attachment.gif

[vast wren]

I hope ryan gosling and keanu reeves isnt made out to be a pedophile

[fallow trellis]

hes part of hollywood they all are

[quaint ore]

There is no party like diddy party

[glad carbon]

leto parties are probably close

isnt he a cult leader

[quaint ore]

Ye

[stoic girder]

If Henry Cavill turns out to be a pedophile, I will literally have a crashout.

[vast wren]

Call the Fbi and the Atf

Waco 2:

electric boogaloo

[glad carbon]

hes a warhammer chaos fan

chances rise dramatically

[quaint ore]

He refused to partake in sex scenes, p sure he is on the lower end of the potential diddy list

[glad carbon]

wait no thats the wrong stereotype

[quaint ore]

Isnt he a custodes player

[glad carbon]

its imperium of man fans

[stoic girder]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

[vast wren]

you're half right, if he's a slaneesh fanatic, its possible

[fallow trellis]

refuses sex, based

[quaint ore]

We have real life slaanesh cults

Its called the O9A

[upper shore]

baal worshipper or ball worshipper?

[vast wren]

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

[vast wren]

call the ATF and the FBI

Waco up in this bitch

[eager igloo]

How so

[glad carbon]

its not even like he pissed off a couple women and they decided to make a bunch of allegations at the same time

this shit been going on for like 15 years

dude been a creep even since his band days

[quaint ore]

O9A is on FBIs honeypot and informant lists

They still do whatever the fuck they want

[glad carbon]

well its like

alot of nazis were pedos right

[upper gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cute-suit-cute-cat-suit-cat-gif-7265348906001948321

[quaint ore]

Look into Joshua Sutter files, you will learn some very fun stuff

[vast wren]

depends how much did you reveal

[eager igloo]

I... don't know?

[stoic girder]

Yeah, they were Evil, duh.

[glad carbon]

and alot of UNIRONIC imperium fans end up being nazis

[eager igloo]

Guh

[glad carbon]

so theres probably some parallel

[quaint ore]

https://tenor.com/view/singing-kanye-west-hurricane-song-performing-rapping-gif-384219696115259680

[stoic girder]

40k fans are pedos is a crazy take to have.

[upper gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/spider-man-we-one-gif-18212100

[vast wren]

thats fucked

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/monk-monkey-skull-and-crossbones-gif-23765002

[manic cave]

Not surprising though tbh.

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/soggy-cat-shark-ssoggycat-twitter-gif-16096597513233829508

[vast wren]

feds and cults/terrorists groups are a match made in heaven, well, ones they do agree with

[manic cave]

They use one group to get info on others & so on.

[upper gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/chud-you-stupid-man-shouting-mask-you-stupid-fucking-chud-gif-15990749296930119037

[quaint ore]

Custodes would be way better if they didnt have overdesigned armor changes like the rest of 40k post 9th ed

[manic cave]

It's a literal neverending loophole.

[quaint ore]

Comitatensis officer custodes anyone?

[vast wren]

yep, fucked how the feds over there operate, here in france, the federal government agencies barely do reveal themselves

and half the time, even anything

[vast wren]

not majorly concerned about them

[vast wren]

why the fuck are you posting nostalgia

this shit is taking me back

[quaint ore]

hell, magister militum look amazing

[manic cave]

Never hear abt my countrys intel group, like nothing what so ever.

[stone blade]

Dunno

I lke Kick Buttowski

[quaint ore]

last time i checked my country intel group was the first providing accurate intel on Moskva's sinking

[vast wren]

I feel old

goddamnit

[quaint ore]

and recently raided a factory which was bypassing snactions, providing drone parts for russia

[upper gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/cockroach-turkey-turkiye-gif-605215444419334205

[fossil swan]

smr de ras in tramvai

@narrow lotus vine unu de 200kg in tramvai, miroase a alcol si este si drogat

se plimba si cade jos

si se scarpina pe fata cat vorbeste in 4 limbi diferite

[prisma venture]

Amk amk 31

[tidal trellis]

Why!

[tidal trellis]

I have muted least one man once so yeah

[glad carbon]

hiii @tidal trellis

https://tenor.com/view/rigby-rigby-cat-cat-tongue-silly-gif-17259024902518245138

[tidal trellis]

Hiii

[fossil swan]

fatty flop is here

[stoic girder]

@narrow lotus

[tidal trellis]

Who you calling fatty Mr, rude. I let you know I am a comfortable stick figure smh

[tame halo]

I didn't even know helpers could do that

[glad carbon]

hi twink

[fossil swan]

you arent

[split canyon]

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[tidal trellis]

It was on some drunk who continually kept posting in someone else's despite being told to not do that and to make his own

[tidal trellis]

Mr I had my lung collapse 2x due to me being skinny and my parents nag me to eat more, I think you're slow in the head

[quaint ore]

I will remake this image to have flop get shot down

[narrow lotus]

Flop when angry meows a lot

[fossil swan]

fuck yiu

[tidal trellis]

yiu

[fossil swan]

ok bruh zeus collapse this mans lung

[narrow lotus]

Meanwhile i am in the police station for parking my car slightly on the sidewalk

[fossil swan]

gg

amenda de 5000 euro

[eager igloo]

Be quick about it

[quaint ore]

Sir

How the fuck did you recover from a lung collapse without life altering consequences

[eager igloo]

Fascinating

[narrow lotus]

Avertisment , dar a facut vecinul sesizare si cred ca imi bag pula in mortii lui

[quaint ore]

Sugi pula

[narrow lotus]

Real

[tidal trellis]

Wdym??? If it's minor it can fix itself up and if it's major they stick a tube into your chest to undo the damage (idk what it is, I'm not a doctor) and make you do exercises for your lungs and just rest and boom

Back to normal

I can run around to my hearts content and still be fine

[fossil swan]

kil

coaie a cazut o creanga

da una mare

fix langa mine

[pale ingot]

yeah thats called winter jackass

[pale ingot]

have it be delight shooting the twink

we need more delight propaganda

[upper shore]

https://tenor.com/view/drake-computer-notebook-explaning-gif-21152267

[storm stream]

Why would Flop call himself "comfortable"...?
https://tenor.com/view/cat-stare-catstare-cat-stare-sus-catglare-cat-glare-gif-14942558849944709546

[pale ingot]

comfortable twink figure

[prisma quartz]

wtf is a comfortable figure

[tidal trellis]

Man this too early for this to be happening just let flop rest and wait for breakfast in peace

[tidal trellis]

Had to wake up early to do some studying

[stone blade]

You awaken feeling well rested

[prisma venture]

Just cheat

[tidal trellis]

Immoral thing to do

[prisma venture]

To who ?

[tidal trellis]

Plus I'm someone who likes to do things the right way

[prisma venture]

Whats the right think to do tho

If somone says that you should kill somone u Will

Just becuse he said its okey?

[prisma venture]

I wonder how long it took

[fossil swan]

to line everything like that id wager atleast a hour

[tidal trellis]

no that's not how it works Mr u getting the logic confused

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-james-doakes-erik-king-stare-staring-gif-11659851580373242545

[fossil swan]

flop is a fatass in disguise

i just cant prove it yet

[tidal trellis]

Why are you obsessed with wanting to prove I'm fat??

You okay Mr?

[storm stream]

?

[crude oak]

💀

[fossil swan]

no are you

[tidal trellis]

Idk mr, I'm not the silly one here making accusations

[fossil swan]

idk man im not the one denying everything

those who deny are guilty

[quaint ore]

indian

Checks out

[tidal trellis]

bruh

[tidal trellis]

I think you're just stupid

[fossil swan]

i think youre just a liar

a big fat liar

[tidal trellis]

Prove it tough guy

[naive bison]

[naive bison]

[manic cave]

https://tenor.com/view/big-trouble-if-i-speak-if-i-speak-i-am-in-big-trouble-speak-big-gif-23519858

[fossil swan]

i dont need to

when its already proven

[tidal trellis]

Minus 2 points

Bad argument

ow it's cold for once

[fossil swan]

-15 social credits

if you reach 0 both your lungs will enter into spontaneous pneumothorax

[tidal trellis]

I already had happen 2x

If I have it happen again will require surgical intervention to prevent it from happening again

[fossil swan]

i DOnt care

[tidal trellis]

Mr rude

[quaint ore]

the great offtopic-brainfart war

[storm stream]

p! avatar @tepid crest

[foggy mantle]

Avatar for .cpu.

Links:
png | jpg | webp

[tepid crest]

[naive bison]

@narrow lotus @river zealot @stone blade https://youtube.com/shorts/ET_lyyvJhjk?si=1sXPQRUbAj92YTzT

[tidal trellis]

omori

[tidal trellis]

God damn power outage

[pale ingot]

looks about right

[tepid crest]

yep

[stoic girder]

Smartphones really were the bane of Korean manhwa.

[naive bison]

this is like if bosmer built tanks

[tidal trellis]

Oh power is back

[manic cave]

finders keepers

[tidal trellis]

Neat

[narrow lotus]

🫳

bro pressed F to loot

[stone blade]

@naive bison there we go found it

[stone blade]

@narrow lotus

[tidal trellis]

I have a feeling I'm going to be subjected to many power outages today already happened 3x now

[storm stream]

Real Ivan voice leaked

[stone blade]

leaked?

[storm stream]

speaked

[stone blade]

there ya go

[drifting mantle]

Just give us a role that exiles people to offtopic instead of brainfart.
It will only be applied to people who come here and are not welcome.

[pale ingot]

bro i was gonna your shit anyway but i accidentally tapped the message and discord gave me this

[drifting mantle]

[pale ingot]

double tap a message to

[primal rapids]

The only thing I could think of when looking at that meme is that one guy from Hot Fuzz who has an entire armory inside his house and somehow a live naval mine

[fossil swan]

the fog is coming

[fossil swan]

offtopic-exile

would be besty

[manic cave]

https://tenor.com/view/pure-truth-gif-17353232686705452621

[crude oak]

when you want to clean temp and %temp%, but you accidentally had %appdata% in run console and you clicked ctrl+A and delete

[tepid crest]

lmao

[crude oak]

happened once but the process of deleting appdata is so slow i had time to cancel it

ar-15 bolt after one magazine vs short stroke gas piston after 1000 rounds

[naive bison]

who up long strokin they piston

🥀

[crude oak]

long strokin piston is literally just AK

so you can stroke it for longer

[prisma venture]

Nu uh

[tidal trellis]

Why'd you take so long to respond!

I had 4 power outages in the time it took

[prisma venture]

I was in class

[tidal trellis]

Oh okay

[prisma venture]

Now in doin beer with lads

[tidal trellis]

Eugh beer

[quaint ore]

Another leg day PR, squatted 1kg more than my bodyweight for 2 reps

[fossil swan]

eugh pussy

[fossil swan]

goated

[quaint ore]

3 brainfart types

Alcoholic
Femboy
Gym goer

[prisma venture]

Get a job

Tard

[tidal trellis]

Rude

[prisma venture]

[prisma venture]

Nu uh

[fossil swan]

4 actually

[prisma venture]

Im just czech

[fossil swan]

alcoholic
femboy
gym grinder
retard

flop belongs in 2 of them

can you figure it out?

[prisma venture]

Yes

[heady crow]

shooting blanks vs actual ammunition

[simple ore]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149215/1405687104373133343/20250814_112928.gif

[prisma venture]

I Wish

[crude oak]

8 years old nvidia gpu's getting new drivers even if they are more dedicated for rtx ones vs 2 years old cpu that had last driver released 1,5 year ago

[quaint ore]

Feeling like tom platz rn

[heady crow]

spamming hack squats after high bars?

[quaint ore]

Leg extensions and leg curls

[heady crow]

i believe in his hack squat technique but im never gonna do that shit ngl

[heady crow]

[quaint ore]

Then maybe lunges if i feel fancy

[heady crow]

youre not gonna feel fancy

[naive bison]

replace the left picture with an RX580 8 gig

[simple ore]

it's been 8 years since the 580 8gb and we're still releasing 8gb cards

[quaint ore]

[naive bison]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/494467860198850562/1423567333531582484/RDT_20251003_1007402654366292770645550.jpg?ex=68e0c7e4&is=68df7664&hm=5b4ce589a6574f9f88aa11e30992e8a5dace502d290859788090a1494b9ca944&=&format=webp

[quaint ore]

1 set of leg curls left

[naive bison]

580 is in legend tier of gpus along with the 1080ti imo

[simple ore]

agreed

[quaint ore]

1050ti my beloved

[heady crow]

do you do any rdls or something for your posterior chain?

[naive bison]

1050ti and a 1060 6gb also up there too

[quaint ore]

Trap bar dead lifts

[simple ore]

750ti 1050ti
rx580 1080ti

i think the rx5700 deserves that spot too rn

[heady crow]

ah alright, i mean lunges wouldnt be bad then i suppose

[quaint ore]

Wondering what will i consume after this

Maybe some chicken kyiv and a protein shake

[heady crow]

its the weekend... you deserve a rollkebab

[quaint ore]

Bank account is dry

[heady crow]

mine isnt, government assistance came 2 days ago

[quaint ore]

Balldicks vs Finno ugric lifestyle

I run on grains and ukrainian black metal and barely spiced chicken

[heady crow]

i eat what i can at the campus and live off of quark and bread for the rest of the day

[quaint ore]

Man i want quark now...

[heady crow]

kebab is reserved when coming back home after drinking

[quaint ore]

Gon go to lidl and pick a cheap protein quark

[heady crow]

do it, prolly cheaper than the protein shake at the end of the day

and its immediate consumed

you need to take care of that anabolic window!!!! 🤓

any protein consumed after fifty microshart meters doesent matter for hypertrophy

[quaint ore]

Eurgh

Just did 16 reps of lunges with dumbells

Gonna do more

That sf selection wont slip by me

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/david-goggins-lifting-they-dont-know-me-workout-gym-gif-17664862

[solar breach]

Need to start lifting

My back is strained rn tho

Not a good time to start

[quaint ore]

Workout finished

Lunges finished

https://tenor.com/view/jetstream-sam-gif-25630921

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-platz-gif-12666053550296173393

if you can walk back to your car after a leg workout then it wasnt hard enough ass trainer

[quaint ore]

Bro i walk home on foot

[tepid crest]

who doesn't

[quaint ore]

Americans

[tepid crest]

fair enough

[quaint ore]

Another beauty in the wild

[heady crow]

you know the quote

i always went to the gym by car, fuck allat 7km walk just to spend the same amount of time at the gym and then back

[quaint ore]

There was no protein quark

I picked up a milk snack

[narrow lotus]

Sitting on a cold toilet seat can ruin lives

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-fox-fennec-cute-little-fox-adorable-fox-gif-7138657310881122829

behold

[frail scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/yawningfox-nothingusual-fox-redfox-gif-15986950748253482620

[narrow lotus]

Lord, i dont ask for much

[solar breach]

Idk man plate armor is expensive

[storm stream]

?
Don't want to be rude, but I don't think you'd live up to what you ask for

[tepid crest]

type of women i want

[heady crow]

could you handle all that

[narrow lotus]

i would have to

[heady crow]

[narrow lotus]

i know it's a finnish tank crew cause blonde guy

[heady crow]

good luck

can win, gg

[fossil swan]

@narrow lotus i got gifted a workout machine

holy shit

[narrow lotus]

by who

[fossil swan]

one of my uncles friends

[narrow lotus]

who gifts out a fucking workout machine

[fossil swan]

[narrow lotus]

what is this , the sims?

[fossil swan]

cant say shit man

i can work legs and arms for free

chest aswell

[narrow lotus]

where are u gonna put it , in your inventory?

[fossil swan]

in my room

[narrow lotus]

is it a full one

[fossil swan]

mostly yeah

i can train legs chest arms biceps back pulling pushing

[solar breach]

Toucan

Baby

[fossil swan]

[lyric horizon]

@crude oak

[fossil swan]

im gonna grind this machine

[narrow lotus]

i mean thats a gg

[solar breach]

Mood af

[fossil swan]

yeah, i just need to buy dumbbell sets and its complete gym at home

[tame halo]

I couldn't
but she sure would handle me alright

[fossil swan]

i dont plan to get deadlifting stuff

[heady crow]

i miss my loader

[heady crow]

weightplates cost a fuckton

might be for the better

[solar breach]

Nothing like long passionate make out sessions with your loader while commander watches from the cuck chair

[tame halo]

bro what

[tame halo]

WHAT

why have I come here

[narrow lotus]

listen man

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/dating-the-delaneys-paul-campbell-you-get-me-you-really-get-me-gif-26575012

[narrow lotus]

puppy can only get some of those

a social circle is just too much

[eager igloo]

Does discord count?

[slender rock]

No

[narrow lotus]

i guess it does

[quaint ore]

finished shower and now eating after leg day

[narrow lotus]

but only for bare minimum i would say

[quaint ore]

life gud

[narrow lotus]

face 2 face interaction is still preferred over internet but what can u do

[quaint ore]

bro my social life is cooked

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/absolutely-fucking-not-no-not-leonardo-dicaprio-absolutely-no-gif-15122161

[narrow lotus]

my gym increased prices by 10% , if they do another 10% the gym would be empty at all times i fear

[quaint ore]

i only got like 3 friends i can confidently text in the middle of the day just to chat

[slender rock]

That's you rn

[tame halo]

kinda

[narrow lotus]

like on my old membership , i used to pay 40 euros for daily / all hours , now they made it 60 lmao

[slender rock]

Don't lie to him

[stoic girder]

Home gym chads rise up

[narrow lotus]

and for 8 gym visits imma have to pay like 45 euros now

[quaint ore]

he is daring me to come and destroy his doomstack 3 times over again

[narrow lotus]

like shit man what the fuck are these prices

[quaint ore]

https://tenor.com/view/jake-gyllenhaal-angry-rage-gif-19568857

[tame halo]

What I meant is that it's a substitute and a poor one at that.
I would know.

[naive bison]

bring back shame and ostracization

[heady crow]

to really test that, call them

[naive bison]

i hate literally everyone involved in that post

[heady crow]

i used to pay 18 euros a month

[quaint ore]

one of them is on a fucking fieldex rn lol

[heady crow]

those were good times

[narrow lotus]

jesus that sounds so good

[stoic girder]

Don't be a grumpy cat.

[naive bison]

me when i check offtopic

[slender rock]

You can't grab people by the throat and say "listen here you little shit" which is a big deal breaker

[heady crow]

whats better than to have a small chat during guard duty or an assault. Just tell him to put his earbuds on

or get a radio that connects to non commercial frequencies

[tame halo]

I mean
neither can they

[quaint ore]

he will be defending a town with the paramilitary unit my dad is in

so they have a chance to meet lol

[slender rock]

Which is a lotta bullshit because then people would have to try harder to choose their words more carefully and with consideration of actual consequences

[quaint ore]

https://youtu.be/DZc08Nqi4qY

[quaint ore]

sir no i dont want for my family to be raped by mongols cause we didnt scrounge up enough gold for them as tribute

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/doakes-dexter-dexter-doakes-gotcha-found-you-gif-14688017774431904057

[prisma venture]

ahhh finlay home

[prisma venture]

how we doin today my lads

[fallow trellis]

i love volleyball

[prisma venture]

man

fuck u

fuck u quinn

[fallow trellis]

dont hate me cuz im beautiful

[prisma venture]

man

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/ourr-agreeing-scooby-gif-26608301

[prisma venture]

i had this crush on this volleyball chick

back in the time

and she gave me the signals

but i was young and stupid

i didnt noticed

[fallow trellis]

the only signals i get are stay away and im calling the police

[prisma venture]

FUCK

[prisma venture]

also yes

[midnight cloud]

this is inextricably hard, so fucking hard I need more of this somehow, WHERE can I get more of this I need more of this now

RIGHT NOW

[stoic girder]

My guy busted a nut.

It was just a random meme I found.

[midnight cloud]

FUCK

I NEED MORE OF IT

[placid sail]

maybe they're playing hard to get

[simple ore]

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[placid sail]

if you think about it