#🎪bruh-fart

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quaint ore
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I have a friend who lost his virginity at 13

fallow trellis
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no more single adolescent life

naive bison
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Speak = trouble

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Welfare system being tested let's just say

pale ingot
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no no
classic gypsy

fallow trellis
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i still have my virginity, i never lose

naive bison
naive bison
drifting mantle
quaint ore
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I have a strong need to shit but there is still 4 lessons left

fallow trellis
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i have an exam in an hour

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2-3 hour exam

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i need to shit

quaint ore
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Then do it you got an entire hour

fallow trellis
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im not at home

quaint ore
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Damn

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Feel you buddy

fallow trellis
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i only shit in my home toilet

naive bison
quaint ore
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I got biology and maths left

naive bison
naive bison
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Its literally that easy

quaint ore
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Its not thay bad for nkw

drifting mantle
pale ingot
drifting mantle
fallow trellis
naive bison
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Shut the fuck up

fallow fossil
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no hes agent 47

manic cave
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im sorry 5TH GRADE???

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❓ ❓

fallow fossil
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⁉️

naive bison
quaint ore
naive bison
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Maths not mathibf

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5th grade at 14 means you are retarded

scenic field
manic cave
scenic field
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Lol

manic cave
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😭

quaint ore
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What the fuck dod the janitorial staff do to get this treatment

naive bison
drifting mantle
naive bison
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This is not human behavior

naive bison
naive bison
prisma quartz
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hate shit

naive bison
scenic field
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It was funny. Also, putting comdiment packets under the toilet seat so they explode when you sit down

primal kayak
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You could even say that it was a shitty treatment

placid sail
primal kayak
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Ahaha

placid sail
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and this is what I wake up to in brainfart

primal kayak
pale ingot
scenic field
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Who would you rather have for neighbors...

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You know what nvm

naive bison
placid sail
drifting mantle
placid sail
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a bullshit barrage

naive bison
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Man psychite refining go crazy

placid sail
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you were supposed to entertain me while I wait for another useless work call, not give me aneurysm

scenic field
drifting mantle
naive bison
# scenic field Me. Or hal

Hal, cause who the fuck are you except the guy that shits in the same toilet as his buddies and puts sauce packets under toilet lids?

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You know that game "neighbours from hell"?

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Thats you

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Based game btw

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My childhood

drifting mantle
scenic field
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Im a jokah baby

drifting mantle
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Had it for GameCube

scenic field
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Do you wanna know how i got these scars

naive bison
upper gulch
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pallas

naive bison
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One pallas blyat

upper gulch
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two pallas

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three pallas

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pica

scenic field
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I just passed a crying girl on my way out for a ciggy. At first i felt bad but now i can hear her scream crying

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Dodged a bullet

coarse bear
naive bison
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"ALL B ALL B" when one flashbang goes off

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God bless

coarse bear
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I wish me throwing a shitass flashbang baited the whole enemy team like it does my randoms

naive bison
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Why playing conter stirk 2

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Gmae bad thumbsUp2x

coarse bear
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Fun torture thumbsUp2x

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Contributing to others' suffering by being Silver 2

naive bison
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I only hear about it every month when a new exploit to get cheats through the in game console comes out

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People could literally fly last time

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Its so dogshit I can't

coarse bear
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I'm so dogshit the cheating literally doesn't affect my match outcome thumbsUp2x

naive bison
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Double Pula pomegranate cherry

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@narrow lotus

minor cypress
tidal trellis
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I don't get it weirdge

prisma venture
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Let me guess he is gypsy

pale ingot
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mpreg

drifting mantle
sacred mirage
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I need to be racist

stone blade
pale ingot
sacred mirage
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I hate israel

prisma venture
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A cigan

drifting mantle
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You need to play CS2

pale ingot
sacred mirage
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I hate america

prisma venture
sacred mirage
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Fuck Russia too

drifting mantle
prisma venture
sacred mirage
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And england

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And India.

prisma venture
minor cypress
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Let him cook

sacred mirage
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May as well throw Asia in there

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Fuck Australia

drifting mantle
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EU lover detected

lapis zinc
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Fuck Austria

minor cypress
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Azerbaijan?

sacred mirage
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I don't know much about Greenland, Iceland as well as Ireland and Scotland.

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But I'll include them

naive bison
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Why people so meanie in chat

sacred mirage
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I hate both sides of Korea. North are psychopaths and the south made that fuck ass K-pop demon hunters shit

quaint ore
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Brother is a hater

pale ingot
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so when are you getting racist btw @sacred mirage

prisma venture
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Just nuke it

drifting mantle
coarse bear
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Turkiye sweep

sacred mirage
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Fuck europe

drifting mantle
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All of it?

sacred mirage
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If it has people then fuck it

coarse bear
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He's not shit on the Byzantine Empire yet
BYZANTINE SWEEP

sacred mirage
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May as well include the whole damn planet

pale ingot
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this guy's only been xenophobic so far there's been 0 racist comments

lapis zinc
coarse bear
minor cypress
quaint ore
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We found a misanthrope in the wild

minor cypress
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Call it

maiden carbon
drifting mantle
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Holy shit it's grok™

lapis zinc
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Gork

fallow trellis
drifting mantle
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The one from Twitter!

pale ingot
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channel is called downfall fart and grok appears
is this a sign

sacred mirage
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You know what. I hate myself too

maiden carbon
coarse bear
lapis zinc
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Could be mork though

quaint ore
fallow trellis
coarse bear
pale ingot
naive bison
lapis zinc
naive bison
maiden carbon
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canned beer is a crime in France

pale ingot
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so are dna tests

maiden carbon
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(only for street homeless drunkards)

pale ingot
quaint ore
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You will never grace the wonder of a cold Volfas Engelmann

drifting mantle
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Food is the only good thing that came from France

minor cypress
maiden carbon
fallow spruce
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napoleon should of won

maiden carbon
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Food, GAMMA and Expedition 33

coarse bear
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That time a Frenchman tried Coca-Cola for the first time and it didn't taste like piss and cigarettes

naive bison
naive bison
drifting mantle
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Don't forget all the rats thumbsUp2x

coarse bear
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Ratatouille would've saved France

pale ingot
lapis zinc
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True

naive bison
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Mods ban the bigot

maiden carbon
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France is not Paris though

minor cypress
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Based

maiden carbon
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only Parisiens and americans think that

quaint ore
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We need to carpet bomb paris

maiden carbon
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The real France is everything else but Paris

naive bison
upper gulch
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isnt paris in monaco

naive bison
naive bison
upper gulch
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thought so

minor cypress
drifting mantle
naive bison
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I don't get it

quaint ore
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I love puppies

minor cypress
lapis zinc
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Cherbourg is neat

quaint ore
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They are so retarded 💔

minor cypress
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It hasn't even been that long

naive bison
minor cypress
naive bison
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Chris Chan is a rapist and gets zero respect or basic human rights from me omegakekw

lapis zinc
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His own mother no less

minor cypress
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I totally forgot that story arc

naive bison
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Also I think I heard from somewhere he actually did "it" to get women

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Cause thats something would happen because of that in his perception

quaint ore
naive bison
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Dont quote me on that though

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Even without that he is still scum

quaint ore
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And then we will all have to erect a giant church and beg for forgiveness from god for letting the embodiment of antichrist stay on this earth for so long

naive bison
minor cypress
scenic field
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Oh boohoo

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Ill still this marks shoes

naive bison
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What is the context behind that?

scenic field
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Take em off, put em in my hand

naive bison
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Alamo where are you from

scenic field
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Where am i from

naive bison
scenic field
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Or where do i live

naive bison
scenic field
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Have some respect

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I live in the desert

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Southwest

minor cypress
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Arizona, probably tempe/mesa area?

scenic field
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Tempe now lol

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Busted

minor cypress
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Gottem

scenic field
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Fuck

minor cypress
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Only because there is no where else to live in the state kekl

scenic field
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My fucking OPSEC

coarse bear
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How is his reaction not warranted then

prisma quartz
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wahh wahh germans invaded us wahhh

scenic field
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Exactly

scenic field
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Pick up a rifle and do something

coarse bear
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"Wahh we're going to be ethnically cleansed wahh"

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Americans

scenic field
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Hey, ya gotta break a few eggs to make an omlette

upper gulch
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"+5:00 GMT" 🥀

quaint ore
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Baltics proceeded to have the most don quixote moment ever and tried to fight the USSR and win the independence by force

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I aspire to this level of "fuck it we ball"

naive bison
scenic field
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These motherfuckers are going out sabotaging and hes gonna stand there and cry

naive bison
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You imagined an entire scenario in your head and got angry at it

scenic field
naive bison
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Arizona sun baking your brain

scenic field
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The drugs didnt help

naive bison
coarse bear
naive bison
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Third person open world GTA style game about Nazi occupation of France

scenic field
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Ill double down. Of course they had to import an irish guy to get the work done lol

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(If i remember correctly)

coarse bear
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Guy when international support against fascism is welcomed:

scenic field
minor cypress
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Best i can do is tumbleweave and sand

scenic field
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Youre right, the crying guy is a hero

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Lol

naive bison
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????

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I cant bro

minor cypress
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Solid discombobulate

pale ingot
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hoe ass @naive bison

quaint ore
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The fuck is your point other than "he is a bitch cause he didnt expect his country to get taken down"

coarse bear
quaint ore
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This is F tier bait if anything

coarse bear
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When the user is bored

scenic field
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I kid, i kid

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Im trying to figure more out about him

placid sail
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a lot of politics and blocked messages

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the eldritch mind blast is happening again

coarse bear
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Why are you here, why aren't you taking up arms to fight in Afghanistan yet

scenic field
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The graveyard of empires? No thanks

coarse bear
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Pussied out

quaint ore
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Afghanistan is just a tribal hellhole

scenic field
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Oil and spices

coarse bear
narrow lotus
coarse bear
coarse bear
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Notice how Ethiopia is untouched
Even nuclear warheads can't take it

drifting mantle
naive bison
scenic field
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Oof

naive bison
heady crow
naive bison
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The lake with one lonely house

vast wren
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what is this

pale ingot
coarse bear
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Why is Romania still on the map tho

drifting mantle
naive bison
drifting mantle
heady crow
coarse bear
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It entered the Romanian AOE

naive bison
pale ingot
naive bison
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I wonder how actually is Romania

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I should visit

pale ingot
narrow lotus
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we dont like russians , especially tatar looking mofos

naive bison
narrow lotus
naive bison
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Is that supposed to be about me

narrow lotus
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Yes

naive bison
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First of all

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Not nice

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And second

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Not true

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I am very white

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GOD BLESS

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I love being white and male

coarse bear
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Iedy hits Xal with one of these

naive bison
fluid heron
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fuck sleeping new hunt showdown event dropped

pseudo robin
narrow lotus
placid sail
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sure it is you racist bitch

naive bison
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Proof im white, I took this start of summer

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I was writing so much my hands were covered in ink

pseudo robin
coarse bear
fluid heron
naive bison
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Wait a minute

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Im white

fluid heron
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shit simply cannot be

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fuck cant play for another 1 - 2 hours

full rapids
placid sail
primal kayak
storm stream
heady crow
full rapids
river zealot
# storm stream

Im pretty sure that one is made by some random company and was never used

placid sail
pale ingot
fluid heron
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best part about escape from tarkov

jovial haven
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Dawg i just notice that here is a sick in the head amount of people i recognize from the rimworld discord

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However it makes sense, both is masochism

crimson violet
coarse bear
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JFK coulda used this

primal kayak
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I don't understand

primal rapids
pale ingot
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i dont wanna say it yet

primal rapids
pale ingot
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brother is running the sturmgewehr

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wrong team bro

primal kayak
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OH

primal rapids
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The team auto balance kicked in at the last second

primal kayak
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Well they honor all who served

pale ingot
primal kayak
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Most americans think that choco milk comes from brown cows

fossil swan
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hello

fossil swan
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a&t burger incident

fluid heron
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how insanely retarded do you have to be to think brown cows make chocolate milk

pale ingot
fluid heron
coarse bear
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Most Americans think Africa is a country

full rapids
fallow fossil
fossil swan
# full rapids

@pale ingot type of shit our grandpas gave to our dads principals to not get him expelled

fluid heron
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cant wait for overwhelmingly negative when tarkov drops on steam

fossil swan
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one of my friends dads was gonna get expelled and the grandpa gave the principal half a pig and 3 bottles of tuica

primal kayak
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That's actually a fair trade

fossil swan
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truly

coarse bear
pale ingot
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and arena breakout sitting comfortably at very positive bedge

fresh rose
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Tencent was onto something when they bought then rights

fluid heron
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instead of the fucking ttv dwellers that never get off the game

pale ingot
fluid heron
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the game is fun for people who have jobs

fresh rose
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Or well you inow

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Know

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They have a better anti cheat

pale ingot
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normal people

fresh rose
pale ingot
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that too

fluid heron
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functioning anti cheat nobody is tryharding that much

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actually fun to play

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loots plentiful so you can just run whatever the fuck you want

primal rapids
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I woke up this morning to discover I have the flu. Why would God punish his most loyal soldier like this

pale ingot
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i only saw 1 cheater in 24 hours of playtime and when me and my friend reported him im pretty sure he got banned within the hour caught caught

fluid heron
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individual matchmaking for different tiers of gear so you arent fighting mfs in tier 6 with tier 2 bullets

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no wiping and it doesnt feel like shit

fresh rose
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If nikita was 1% less lazy and by 90 IQ more intelligent, tarkov could legit be saved with 1 implementation

primal kayak
pale ingot
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tarkov has a cool aesthetic but there's literally nothing else remotely respectable in that game

fresh rose
primal kayak
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Why do you hate Tarkov?

fluid heron
pale ingot
fluid heron
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its not fun to like 90 percent of people

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it feels more like a chore than something fun to play

primal rapids
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I have escaped Tarkov by never playing Tarkov

primal kayak
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Is it skill issue or just bad design?

pale ingot
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arena breakout on the other hand has been like genuinely fun to play and felt good

fresh rose
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Like WHAAAAATY

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buy the game AGAIN???

fluid heron
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they killed their own fucking matchmaking with pve mode

fallow fossil
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why would you need to buy it again?

fluid heron
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peak russian game design

primal rapids
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You really think a publisher/developer would do that? Make people pay twice for the same game? That's impossible.

fresh rose
fluid heron
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nikita is a fat fucking whore

pale ingot
fresh rose
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And doesnt want to ask steam to give him keys to give

fallow fossil
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no im saying "need", not "want"

fresh rose
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Ok so

fallow fossil
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so its confirmed that all webshop versions will be deactivated?

fresh rose
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When third party launcher games go on steam instead of u buying on their website

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If u already own the game

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The studio asks steam for keys for existing players

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And you link your steam with the third party launcher usually

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And get given a steam key

fresh rose
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So you dont have to buy the game again

fossil swan
fresh rose
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Nikita isnt doing that

coarse bear
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Steam got refunds tho

fresh rose
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Yea

coarse bear
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Nikita would have to comply with Steam's refund policy

fossil swan
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is he gonna

coarse bear
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Or face the Steam Support SWAT squads

fossil swan
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thats the question

primal rapids
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Actually that video reminds me of how no one important wears a helmet in 40K unless they're playing up the mysterious angle

coarse bear
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Nikita beheading video by Steam Support

pale ingot
fresh rose
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I mean

primal rapids
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The only one that shouldn't be wearing a helmet in 40K is the Emperor because it's a crime to hide that glorious mane

fresh rose
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If we just mass report the game

fallow fossil
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nikita mq-4 global hawk drone strike video by steam support, sponsored by palantir

fresh rose
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Gaben will take it down

fresh rose
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Not like there isnt valid reasons considering hes committing tax evasion and money laundering

pale ingot
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i like the tags on the escape from tarkov wishlist page

pale ingot
coarse bear
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True

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Whomever plays it is in fact 🏳️‍🌈

pale ingot
coarse bear
primal rapids
coarse bear
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Equal opportunity hesrightyouknow

fallow fossil
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nikita's idea of difficulty is just aim snapping to head, eyes

pale ingot
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i gave a positive review to arena breakout just saying "head, eyes"

fallow fossil
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12 people found this review funny

pale ingot
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i also like how the abi twitter account is publicly shitting on tarkov

pseudo robin
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$500 True Believer edition soon

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Trust the vision

pale ingot
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me when i spend $400 to get headshot by cheaters and play full time so i can amass 3 cartons of milk before nikita wipes all my progress for the 50th time this month so he can make a new "hardcore+" wipe

pseudo robin
fallow fossil
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me when i spend 15 minutes preparing my inventory for the raid to have all the gpus and ledx grabbed through walls by the flash in the first 2 seconds of the raid

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and then get head eyes by a m4 that has no buffer tube (non-functional)

pale ingot
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this is why i gotta glaze abi for being the superior extraction shooter

tight rune
fresh rose
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And buy arc raiders with that money omegakekw

fallow fossil
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i love when people say skill issue after someone dies to a nonfunctional gun

river zealot
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@visual stirrup would you be confused if i said "Слышу" when reffering to taste

coarse bear
fluid heron
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i havent bought a key in 8 years

tight rune
primal rapids
tight rune
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I sure hope nothing is worst than Sinner's Path (there was a place I found called The Mist)

coarse bear
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Chat, take his eyes

river zealot
fluid heron
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8 gae atlanta thugs are searching

coarse bear
coarse bear
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Aight Hideo

placid sail
pale ingot
# pseudo robin

i glaze dying light and i glaze game thats better than tarkov

pseudo robin
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cool thumbsUp2x

drifting mantle
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Look at me Hector

fluid heron
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my fucking teamates are cheating

placid sail
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I have a dirk you have a huge axeman

coarse bear
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Cool if real

coarse bear
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It's wraps

fluid heron
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EVERYONE ON MY TEAM IS BHOP HACKING

prisma quartz
fading portal
tidal trellis
placid sail
austere shadow
primal kayak
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I wish for a sequel but

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I know that Ubisoft would fuck it up

narrow lotus
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I love my gpu drivers randonly crashing

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May god fuck Jensen and his dogshit products in the ass

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Fuck your fucking AI bullshit release a working driver man

primal kayak
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Iedy wants to fuck everyone

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And everything

fallow trellis
crude oak
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When i see someone talking about being fan of hitler, playing warhammer and helldivers and then i see Fallen Angel painting as his avatar (i already know he's around 14 and his dad never cameback with milk)

coarse bear
# fading portal

They allow mincemeat to speak in this server now? Gamma has fallen

fading portal
eager igloo
placid sail
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where is my kek

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pay up rat

eager igloo
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Nah

placid sail
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bitch

narrow lotus
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not funny anyway

placid sail
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die

coarse bear
dreamy flaxBOT
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📚 urologically disinclinated

In an effort to poke fun at [political correctness].

Urologically disinclinated is a [smart-assed] [way to say] pissed off !

The H R witch spouts [new rules] to keep our lousy fukking jobs ...so I say, [ah jeez] ...[something else] to be urologically disinclinated about.

coarse bear
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Wot

placid sail
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iedy has peepee problems and chose the worst place to figure it out

dreamy flaxBOT
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📚 pepee

[Pretty] and [popular] :)

she only [likes] you cos your [pretty] and [popular]
Pepee :)

narrow lotus
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so real

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my haters are everywhere

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they made a whole server after me

placid sail
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I still don't get the point of this mid emoji existing

split canyonBOT
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tidal trellis
coarse bear
naive bison
stoic girder
naive bison
fossil swan
placid sail
sage pond
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NOOO NOT YET ITS TOO SOON

placid sail
eager igloo
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The irony

visual stirrup
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and слушать запах was from the russian dubs of Witcher 3 and A Christmas Carol. A bit dated, ya know.

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wait
слышать запах

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just woke up

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and already on discord

worldly gate
split canyonBOT
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pseudo robin
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oil up @tidal trellis

placid sail
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nowadays it's чувствовать запах

visual stirrup
# placid sail слышать запах is ancient as fuck way to say

because the russian i expose myself to is 1/3 archaic, 1/3 gangster, and 1/3 professional.

Do you use the words видать and слыхать in your daily life? I was told that they're too boorish to use in most contexts i'll find myself in, but now I'm running into them in some professional writing.

placid sail
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while слышать запах may make people genuinely go

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it is expected to stumble into something like that in writing though, every fucking author in any language will try to flex his weird exoric vocabluary if the setting allows to

visual stirrup
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I myself like to use cromulent words

heady crow
visual stirrup
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anyway, thanks

heady crow
placid sail
placid sail
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(they're still mostly about criminals)

visual stirrup
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wait, cromulent appears in dictionaries now?
what the fuck?
the joke is that it isn't even a word, so adding it to dictionaries just ruins the joke.

pseudo robin
visual stirrup
heady crow
placid sail
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I can't even start to fathom how many springfield jokes I've missed in my childhood because russian localization had missed them too

visual stirrup
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I'm sad that they forgot about skinner's time in nam
it doesn't get mentioned anymore because of the sliding timeline

heady crow
visual stirrup
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being a nam veteran would make him 80

heady crow
full rapids
sullen moon
primal kayak
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Is that welded on wood

placid sail
heady crow
heady crow
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But yes

placid sail
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oh my fucking god here we go again

heady crow
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But like, kids who read Donald duck usually dont have a good enough grasp on english

heady crow
placid sail
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ALL THE GUYS LIVING ON THAT FLACID PENIS PENINSULA ON TOP OF EUROPE

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THERE

primal kayak
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Guys do you think scatman had a scat fetish?

heady crow
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SHUT UP THE SCANDINAVIANS ARE NAMED AFTER THE SCANDIS WHICH ARE NOT IN FINLAND

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Its the nordic countries

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Iceland isnt scandinavian either

placid sail
primal kayak
heady crow
placid sail
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it's like having our very own flavor of a woke girl here except it's nationalistic domestic terrorist finn

visual stirrup
heady crow
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Idk, seems stupid for mbt drivers to be given the task of being a mechanic when its the entire crew who should know how to maintain it. As a residual we call the generic tools outside the turret as "drivers tools" when its nowhere near the position

quaint ore
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The driver maintains the tank

heady crow
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Fucked a couple of us during exams "where are the drivers tools" "fucking idk in the drivers position"

visual stirrup
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in your militaries, does the driver mechanic know how to diagnose electronic systems everywhere in the vehicle? Does he maintain the turret and gun as well? Or is that done by other units?

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Because in the US Army, a battalion has a forward support company. The mechanics for the battalion's vehicles are all in one platoon in the FSC. Each company has a section (4-7 mechanics) of mechanics in the maintenance platoon.

heady crow
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Atleast in mechanised units there is a maintain/support platoon who have both conscript and civilian mechanics who take care of most more specific problems in addition to the logistics company in a battallion

visual stirrup
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And for higher levels of maintenance, the vehicle goes to units that specialize in the more focused maintenance tasks. For example, if the maintenance requires someone to pull out the turret.

But it mostly gets done by private contractors at that point.

drifting mantle
stoic girder
drifting mantle
coarse bear
vast wren
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hello

drifting mantle
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Bonjour

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Or as we say in Germany

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Shalom

vast wren
heady crow
vast wren
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General Boles

heady crow
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Hehe balls

drifting mantle
naive bison
heady crow
vast wren
heady crow
coarse bear
drifting mantle
heady crow
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Kiwami 3? We are so back

coarse bear
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Fishing
Ye OK I'm not doing the story Chadge

vast wren
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oops

placid sail
drifting mantle
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Stella, why are you constantly changing your pfp?
Did you listen to the voices again?

naive bison
drifting mantle
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Yes

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It's confusing

vast wren
drifting mantle
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Confusion of the highest orda

heady crow
vast wren
placid sail
vast wren
visual stirrup
# heady crow Are driver mechanics a thing over there though? Cause here everyone is given the...

maintenance tasks are split into levels 10, 20, 30, and 40.
10 is the vehicle crew - changing track, refilling oil, etc
20 is the maintenance platoon - diagnosis, replacing most parts, occasionally fixing the engine and transmission, etc.
30 - I don't know much about 30 level tasks. The staff sergeant who leads the vehicle section is qualified to lead and perform 30 level maintenance tasks. These are mostly done by civilian contractors and the more advanced maintenance units that aren't attached to frontline units.
40 - Very advanced maintenance tasks. Disassembling and fixing electronic components and such. Almost always done by civilian contractors.

placid sail
vast wren
placid sail
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crystal really was the primal archetype of them all youngsters trying to take after something to fit in

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because crystal tried to take after EVERYTHING AT ONCE

placid sail
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it gave me a sensory overload sometimes

drifting mantle
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Trying to take after?

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Sounds like a Schizo

placid sail
visual stirrup
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@heady crow
and the driver, like everyone else in the vehicle, is an infantryman or combat engineer or whatever. He'll probably have a higher rank than most of the crew or dismounts.

placid sail
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crystal made a gamer move and absorbed every single one of them at once

stoic girder
vast wren
drifting mantle
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People unable to Figure out who they are is always peak Entertainment

placid sail
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which has created a being that changes his pfp, bio information, name and what he says literally every five minutes

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shit would make stella look sane, trust me

vast wren
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yes

placid sail
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I don't think you were here at the time, skinwalker

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it was in the very beninging

vast wren
placid sail
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my beninging, at least, in before falco barges in and starts to retell the gamma times of 1947

placid sail
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it was intentional, stay mad

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you think I can't fucking type beginning?

placid sail
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also pretty sure crystal was german

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so that fireworks factory explosion may be hanging out somewhere near you

vast wren
placid sail
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crystal didn't get banned

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I think

visual stirrup
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because grok is french

vast wren
placid sail
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don't french have beef mainly with the brits

visual stirrup
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they have a beef with lots of people

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many varieties of beef

placid sail
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aren't we all

vast wren
visual stirrup
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all different cuts

vast wren
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but mainly britian

placid sail
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britina

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you tweaking apple

vast wren
fossil swan
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britain

placid sail
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gerat britina

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yes

glad carbon
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Stinky @heady crow

vast wren
placid sail
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oh shit

heady crow
# visual stirrup <@273796868469686272> and the driver, like everyone else in the vehicle, is an ...

Yeah, the maintenance levels sound about right for us too. Altough most of the turret stuff was kept to maintainers but crew took care of the track/suspension system entirely apart from the torsion bars.

Fair for the driver i suppose, sounds weird that hed be a higher rank than most of the crew. Doesent the crew rotation usually go loader -> driver -> gunner -> in mbts? Here our civilian jobs affected things quite alot, those who drive excavators etc usually get put as drivers and so on

placid sail
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she made a recovery

heady crow
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Always good to have people in the group who are electricians, welders, car mechanics for maintenance stuff

heady crow
placid sail
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oookay

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okay you two

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do it behind the barn

vast wren
heady crow
placid sail
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I mean who knows, perhaps

primal kayak
heady crow
naive bison
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who tf are you

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clanker

placid sail
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да что ты там всё пишешь и пишешь собака

naive bison
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now he stopped typing

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because of u

visual stirrup
placid sail
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а тю опять про свои танчики

visual stirrup
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no "loader" because the gun has two (HE and AP) belts of 25mm
when the belts need to be swapped, the gunner turns to a certain angle and the dismounts open the turret door to load the belts

prisma venture
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how we doin today

visual stirrup
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fucking cramped
sitting in a bradley with a bunch of guys while wearing gear is tiring
I wouldn't be able to handle this big fucking belt in that cramped space

prisma venture
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its the worse

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bradley is like limo

placid sail
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victor nation

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how we doing

heady crow
prisma venture
placid sail
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it was a shitty obscure reference but I'm glad you're doing fine

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I'm doing excel sheets

prisma venture
vast wren
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found it

prisma venture
placid sail
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you get a kek for autistically searching youtube to confirm the reference

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good apple

heady crow
vast wren
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great britian

stoic girder
vast wren
prisma venture
heady crow
prisma venture
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well when i was in 2a4 it was big comper to T72 that we have

vast wren
heady crow
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Im jealous

prisma venture
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yup

visual stirrup
# heady crow Yeye, we had some excerscises with cv90s so its pretty equilevant. Wdym by assis...

there are two seats in the turret

the assistant gunner has most (iirc) of the same controls as the gunner and can take override him at any time. He also controls the "Commander's Independent Viewer." A camera on top of the turret that the gunner doesn't have access to.

The CIV is stabilized against the turret's movements, so he can keep it focused on whatever regardless of where the gunner turns the turret.

Being the squad leader, the assistant gunner is the one who has answers for the vehicle on the radio.

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not a bradley, but you get the idea

heady crow
visual stirrup
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gunner and the CIV there

prisma venture
glad carbon
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Meow

prisma venture
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indeed moew

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mind u this fuckers dont have any guns

visual stirrup
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So the assistant gunner can spot a target with the CIV and take control of the turret. The turret and gun will then automatically face whatever the CIV is pointed at.

prisma venture
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btw the guys with bigest guns like rpg/mg goes all the way in back if i remember corectly

visual stirrup
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but obviously, the CIV has more elevation and depression than the gun

prisma venture
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ths first one from our POV is squad leader and his asist

tight rune
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The clankers will NOT win

scenic field
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Ai never systematically abused kids lol

prisma venture
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this is where i was the other day

heady crow
heady crow
prisma venture
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anyway ill go play some dying light the beast have a nice rest of the day guys

visual stirrup
placid sail
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@coarse bear there's still hope for flop

heady crow
prisma venture
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Lot of air shows And static shit

placid sail
prisma venture
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I liked a lot where our czech guys worked with polish swat agints "pmc" shit

coarse bear
coarse bear
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Who the fuck let diaperman in

placid sail
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despite how retarded humanity generally is, the scientific progress is amazing

heady crow
stoic girder
arctic pawn
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i think gamma server should have a scaturday just like my shitposting server

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so everyone could relax and put every single foul meme out of their system

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but since here is literally 1984 it would never happen

stoic girder
arctic pawn
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i wish i could post "the drone strike" meme in here

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or the good ol "the transaction"

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or "santa claus on every december 25th"

stoic girder
fluid epoch
arctic pawn
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lmao

pale ingot
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the drone strike

arctic pawn
placid sail
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I am stricken with a melting hot urge to act like a bad person

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I'm gonna say a slur

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no they gon mute me

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okay how about this shit

visual stirrup
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busy doesn't often post images or video

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but when he does, it's always the most cursed shit on the server

worldly gate
placid sail
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by the nine I'm tweaking

pale ingot
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he's mediocre in every aspect

placid sail
pale ingot
visual stirrup
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"No, mam, the suffix phobia implies fear."

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"And you don't scare me."

arctic pawn
# placid sail

damn i dont know how to translate "meu pinto ta esfolado de tanto transar" but i think about that when i see this

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i guess im too god damn intense i suppose

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wow i guess and i suppose in the same sentence

visual stirrup
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i don't know what's up with that

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people have being doing that more often lately

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me included

placid sail
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I don't understand what the fuck are y'all saying

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legalize being black

high wing
visual stirrup
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a subscription for DLC now?

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fucking desperation

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as if payday 2 wasn't printing money for a decade

pseudo robin
naive bison
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oh no
i heard this guy's name in a kendrick lamar song omegakekw

placid sail
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that desperate huh?

high wing
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they absolutely gave up on payday3

placid sail
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starting from tomorrow

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we're going to charge anyone playing payday 2 for 1,99$ per a login into the game

arctic pawn
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too cheap

placid sail
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the collectors are almost here I beg you gamers

arctic pawn
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i'd charge per minute

prisma quartz
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per frame

arctic pawn
arctic pawn
visual stirrup
# arctic pawn

a fae forest that exists outside of time
a forest where nothing ever happens

placid sail
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in case you've wondered

visual stirrup
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like that trope where someone goes to dance with faries or whatever. When they return home, they find that eighty years passed.

placid sail
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it's fucking 20 minutes long

naive bison
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he has no opps

narrow lotus
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@stone blade @river zealot @naive bison @fossil swan @pale ingot @regal thorn

go out to buy some pepsi
old men talking : " i got nothing with them but by GOD i hate their kind"

fading portal
thick wadi
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With how much dlc there is and how expensive it is to get it all usually, this benefits some people

midnight cloud
# arctic pawn

Me and my estonian and latvian neighbour we coincidentally live:

placid sail
narrow lotus
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you die at the entrance

placid sail
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iedy is sloshed and unconscious right at the steps of his house, yes

arctic pawn
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gave u sperms

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nice name

visual stirrup
midnight cloud
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Huh?

dreamy flaxBOT
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Seems like I can't change your nickname iedy
But your name is now Simon

thick wadi
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The Romanians still have nothing on the American bulk alcohol cases

narrow lotus
arctic pawn
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Simon?

thick wadi
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Simon

arctic pawn
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damn

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I cant say shit about people's names

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mine is stéphano

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male version of stephanie

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imagine the bullying

dreamy flaxBOT
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New nickname: Insane

narrow lotus
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i need to take a shower i smell like Xal's mom after a good sesh

thick wadi
fallow trellis
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warhammer

thick wadi
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Darktide got an update

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My psyker feels weaker

narrow lotus
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my Tarkov got

nvm

narrow lotus
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nothing

narrow lotus
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nada

thick wadi
narrow lotus
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insane emojios

arctic pawn
thick wadi
arctic pawn
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mine is just low quality freak

narrow lotus
thick wadi
arctic pawn
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beautiful