🎪bruh-fart

[coarse bear]

The fuck kinda 5 monkeys were jumping on a bed type sloppenheimer content is this

[spring quail]

"why isnt anyone around to wipe my ass"

gee

[vast wren]

does she ask you for money on a weekly basis?

[minor cypress]

No bro, that is called parentification

[spring quail]

yes

[vast wren]

can you say no?

[spring quail]

i told her to fuck off and she'll get biweekly installments

yeah i put my foot down before

[coarse bear]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1015573221942251642.gif?size=48&quality=lossless&name=Chad

[vast wren]

doesnt she have a job?

it sounds like she needs to get a job

[spring quail]

no she walked out of her lead ACH position (#3 at this credit union) to make shit slop

[placid sail]

russian parents are notoriously popular with the bullying of their offsprings with the "hold me a glass of water on my deathbed" bullshit, but this takes the cake

[narrow lotus]

so rea

l

[vast wren]

she made shit choices and is now leeching off you?

[spring quail]

pretty much

should i dox my mom i can just link her website

[vast wren]

move the fuck out, cut all contact

[spring quail]

thats the plan

[placid sail]

fucking stella moving in circles

he just said he doesn't want to thug it out in a carton box

[minor cypress]

Nah. Only way to fix this is move out. Cut all contact. Then it will move to phase 2

[vast wren]

I wasnt there in the start of this

[placid sail]

yes you were

[narrow lotus]

returned from work

king ggs

[vast wren]

I have to understand this from the start

[placid sail]

you got distracted with another french documentary

[spring quail]

whats more than likely going to happen is i save up a lil bit of cash and just go get my CDL

[minor cypress]

Phase 2, your mom will grow frantic, almost bipolar at the loss of her emotional host. She will placate, stalk, or even seem to be nice.

[spring quail]

ill live in a truck with a phone carrier wifi hotspot

have steam deck

[vast wren]

I'm supervising my kids playing in the pool

[minor cypress]

Be stern, set boundries, do not fall for it. Always keep at a distance. With luck, maybe they get better. But always, ALWAYS keep them on a leash.

[placid sail]

how plausible it is for an amazon slave to scrape up some money for the cheapest rent possible in some backwater town?

[minor cypress]

Depends on location

[spring quail]

this works until they go "its my house my rules blah blah"

[minor cypress]

Hence moving out asap. Right now, the house is her anchor.

[spring quail]

they let dude's teen daughter move in and let her have a golden retriever after i wasn't allowed to have my own large dog previously

[placid sail]

it's not even her house anymore

[spring quail]

NOBODY takes care of this fucking dog

[minor cypress]

She will desperately fight tooth and nail to keep you attached.

[spring quail]

the dog is left to sit and bark for attention at all hours of the day

[vast wren]

xhat

[storm stream]

tf

[vast wren]

what?

[narrow lotus]

autism intensified

[vast wren]

until his money runs out

[placid sail]

they gonna guilt trip you with everything that is around if you start making waves, so you either go full machiavelli while you're moving out and separating and then defrost when you're free, or you're falling in the trap

[spring quail]

there'll be times where i wake up and go downstairs to refill my water cup right

and she'll be there

i already work at amazon, $20/hr, busting my ass

"PLEASE do something with your life oh my goodness PLEASE but also i need $500 more this month"

[vast wren]

they can't legally do anything to keep him living there right?

[minor cypress]

Only way is full scorched earth. Anything resembling kindness is a trap

[spring quail]

too many times ive waken up and first thing in the morning is fucking money talk

[placid sail]

stella, there's such thing as "human emotions" that is absolutely 100% gonna be abused in a situation like that, and it could be a lot worse than legal action

I'll tell you about it sometime later

[spring quail]

im not even coherent im just stumbling around trying to make it downstairs to water and shes in her office hammering shit into chatgpt

"oh hey hey btw you get paid today right"

[vast wren]

its sounds like they're leeching him for his money while telling him to be better

[placid sail]

wonderful, you're all caught up napoleon

[solar breach]

It's a Somua (I think) decorated in ms paint

[vast wren]

sounds like they're hypocrites

[spring quail]

while telling me idk what hypocrisy means

[vast wren]

amx 50 surblindé

[spring quail]

just because me and my mom both drink

[minor cypress]

On a good day, its just standard financial abuse for buying bullshit. The sad likely answer is drugs.

[solar breach]

It's hard to tell and I was never good at identifying post war french tanks

Forgive me, although I know I cannot be forgiven

I have failed and will now crush the cyanide capsule in my teeth

[narrow lotus]

french autism

[spring quail]

lol if i find out its drugs... lol

[minor cypress]

The hard truth is mt. Vodka, while tasty and comforting, isn't helping the finances.

[placid sail]

there is nothing to find out anymore, nothing to prove, no actual final word to say, any of that is gonna be a trap of your own making

https://tenor.com/view/run-bitch-run-gif-14941022

[spring quail]

i honestly should have gone to rehab while i had the chance

[narrow lotus]

!busy

[split canyon]

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[placid sail]

it's like some of my homies from abusive relationship, long after they escaped, going "I dunno man I feel like meeting and saying my point"

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

YOU FOOOOOOOOOOOOL

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[minor cypress]

If you do quit, wean down over time and taper. Don't go cold turkey.

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/garfuel-sad-cut-it-cry-emotional-gif-15394302386385381859

[tidal trellis]

Why! Can't I play something in peace!

[placid sail]

BUT I MUST FINISH IT UP IN MY MIND

NO YOU'RE JUST CONTINUING THAT WAY NOOOOOOOOOO

[prime zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/2025-film-war-of-the-worlds-william-ice-cube-gif-7245609427467150190

[tidal trellis]

I stayed out this convo so "therapy" busy could do his thing

[austere shadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/614364977595416594/1417837776963113011/video_2025-09-17_11-39-35.mp4?ex=68cbefd4&is=68ca9e54&hm=d991d02628812dcf8820a9a2887e5ed936afe61f87a2637f83dc8d3a9991676e&

[spring quail]

thats the plan. my weakness is just not having something to occupy my mind from wanting a buzz but im working on it

[minor cypress]

Many such cases. Gotta let shit stay buried.

[spring quail]

like,i can wake up and go to work without a drink or a smoke just fine

[vast wren]

its okay, theres a reason the oscillating turret tanks got replaced by the amx-30, theres two versions of the amx-50 though, Surbaissé 90mm main gun and Surblindé 120mm

[spring quail]

but off work, or i have a day off work?

im on that good kush and alcohol

[narrow lotus]

flop making fun of busy in this economy?

interesting turn of events

[vast wren]

stick with the vodka

[minor cypress]

As stereotypical as it is, pick a replacement for it. Feel urge? Do thing instead.

[tidal trellis]

look at what you did brainfart you made my horse run into a tree

[spring quail]

and its a 90 day minimum to pass a hair folicle drug test if i want a CDL

[minor cypress]

Whether that is working out, making things, coding, learning, whatever. Something.

[spring quail]

i keep trying to go on walks instead, and it helps sometimes but i eventually just return

[tidal trellis]

I meannn, friends tease each other so, I wouldn't count it as making fun of him

Minus xally, he doesn't count I just mess with him

[placid sail]

it's the shit I've seen so often that I luckily escaped myself somehow: a picture perfect scenario in the head of the abusees, when they confront their abuser after the fire long gone, expose them for what they are, and they feel regret, and apologize, and cry, and the abusee is probably cumming right on the spot from their long trauma being resolved

AND IT NEVER EVER FUCKING GOES LIKE THAT

[minor cypress]

Nope, its always a flat note, slight satisfaction, then the emptiness of knowing its worth nothing.

[split canyon]

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[spring quail]

im gonna have them help me move out then tell them to get the fuck of my property when the time comes

[placid sail]

there's usually no satisfaction at all, because the abuser is gonna either pretend to apologize and stay absolutely the same they were or not apologize at all

and it most likely turns into another bout of extortion or guilt tripping

and absolutely nothing of fucking value was achieved

[narrow lotus]

i am eating a chocolate croissant

[placid sail]

just some good ol bitterness returned

[minor cypress]

"Better to push something when its slipping, then to risk being dragged down into the fire."

[spring quail]

my mom has constantly badgered me about family counseling for me and her but now she has all this free time and knows exactly what my days off are, nothing

and when i bring it up "gaz, i'm working!" (hammering shit into chatgpt)

you know what

fuck it

https://www.hotflashyandsassy.com/

this is why she walked out of her job

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-joe-pesci-pesci-what-gif-10718026964868693743

[tidal trellis]

Brainfart do you mind!!!

[placid sail]

what the fuck is this

[spring quail]

this is what she's doing for money after walking out on her #3 position in a credit union

[wraith osprey]

is this a fucking porn site tf 😭

[placid sail]

I mean, like, what is this

what's she exactly doing

[spring quail]

it's like a 50+ women empowerment thing

like menopause aged women

[placid sail]

that bit I figured out

[placid sail]

what are they doing?

[spring quail]

she has a few journals with empowering phrases at the top of the page

[placid sail]

you said she left the job for this, implying it some sort of occupation?

OH IT'S NOTHING?

[spring quail]

yeah its nothing

[placid sail]

FUCKING RUN ALREADY WHAT

[spring quail]

she gets all her shit from chatgpt

[fossil swan]

"leave the multibillion dollar company alone" we'll leave bsg alone when he leaves mcdonalds for the first time

[spring quail]

hold on it gets better

[placid sail]

NO IT DOESN'T

NOT FOR YOU AT ALL

[naive bison]

Replace with a gearbox hat for the bl4 thing

[placid sail]

jesus christ it's like watching another hostage situation

[naive bison]

also bsg, multibillion? Lol, lmao

[spring quail]

no not for me but the irony level exceeded the charts

just

https://www.youtube.com/@AngieHotandFlashy

this lady already exists

and has existed

my mom stole her brand and added "flashy"

if you search for my mom's site you get her

[naive bison]

Hot and flashy sounds like a fetish porn site for exhibitionists

[vast wren]

and is this website panning out?

[prime zenith]

thought that was an escort site or something

[primal kayak]

You seem well informed in the subject

[narrow lotus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/926466559654895617/1416478726325276763/ezgif.com-animated-gif-maker.gif

[spring quail]

western women in their 50s are desparate for validation

big market

[spring quail]

hold on

[vast wren]

is this scheme actually working?

[placid sail]

I'm crashing out over some stranger's story on the internet

https://tenor.com/view/cringe-gif-24107071

[tepid pebble]

i dont get youtube, you see a channel with million+ "subscribers", and the last 10 videos are 20-30k views each

[spring quail]

my mom's "products"

[fossil swan]

stanley mug

eugh

[spring quail]

$10 bookmark

$10 BOOKMARK

[vast wren]

is that just a custom branded stanley mug

[prime zenith]

sassy bookmark

[fossil swan]

$35 candle

[prime zenith]

[vast wren]

how much is it marked up

[fossil swan]

A CAANDLE IS $35

[placid sail]

have you ever heard of that hot new trend called "deceit"

[spring quail]

its chinesium

[placid sail]

very popular for the last 40 000 years and going

[naive bison]

Yassssss slay

[vast wren]

you know this shit isnt selling at all

[spring quail]

she paid extra extra for a custom stanley with her brand on it actually

[fossil swan]

i hope it wont

[spring quail]

ill sneak a pic of it when i can

[tepid pebble]

i am not sure between "botting" and "people are retarded and they subscribe to everything and never remove anything ever, cant use systems"

[vast wren]

knockoff stanley mug?

[spring quail]

yes

generico stainless steel

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/why-not-both-por-que-no-los-dos-yey-gif-15089379

[spring quail]

probably not even double insulated

[minor cypress]

Does she own this, or is it a pyramid scheme too?

[tepid pebble]

i dont know spanish but i understand that shit lmaooo

why not both

[spring quail]

probably pyramid scheme. i havent been involved at all since they don't want a whippersnapper's advice but i know for a fact she's bought courses

[tepid pebble]

kek i feel smart

[vast wren]

she has a real stanley mug that with her brand on it, for pictures, and she sells the knockoff chinesium mugs?

[placid sail]

okay this haunting and bleak story gave me enough to get back to working, brainfart keep... actually no, do something else

[spring quail]

no there's no pictures of the real stanley branded mug

[grizzled meadow]

I love this dude

[placid sail]

nevermind my italian wife is here

[vast wren]

doubt it fucking made her any money

[tepid pebble]

who tf is this ? oh wait its falco

[spring quail]

but given time ill probably throw it in chat one day with no context

[placid sail]

didn't shit himself to death in the end surprisingly

[vast wren]

is her pyramid scheme working

?

[spring quail]

she has made $0.00

[vast wren]

as expected

I fucking knew it

[spring quail]

she wants to use my young adult scifi novels to push her brand

because she already has her amazon publishing shit set up

[vast wren]

dont give her shit

[spring quail]

im not

[tepid pebble]

what is "young adult" scifi novels

i need to see

[spring quail]

like dune or ender's game

buy my book when its out

[tepid pebble]

like a shonen ?

[naive bison]

Uuh hunger games?

[spring quail]

western shonen i guess

[tepid pebble]

respect

[vast wren]

without your consent?

[spring quail]

i havent given her shit to put on there; thats her own thing for her shit brand

[coarse bear]

https://stupidpenisx.com/phnixhamsta/status/1968041023051030891?t=uIIeOBQBg_Jz3lLWjs9U7g&s=19

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[vast wren]

man, brainfart members are a mess

[hot solstice]

Boss Babe Spiral Notebook $14

[vast wren]

man, we belong here

[spring quail]

theres only so many places a western autistic stalker fan can go

[tidal trellis]

Speak for yourself I'm perfect

[hot solstice]

this is our Mecca

[spring quail]

did you hear something

[hot solstice]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/546727346355568652/1296950998295777300/giphy.gif

[pseudo robin]

Oil up twink

[vast wren]

did your mom get you hooked on being smart for this narcisissm

[spring quail]

this is unironically me when i smoke a cigarrette within walking distance of the house and my mom can smell it on me after

[tidal trellis]

[simple ore]

haahcopter

[spring quail]

as if she didnt raise me smoking cigs every 5 seconds

[hot solstice]

i smoke 0 cigarettes

I smoke 100 weeds

[simple ore]

i smoke yo momma ashes

[spring quail]

i only smoke cigs on occasion, i vape 99% of the time

[hot solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/ash-baby-gif-7280845142657635823

[spring quail]

if im smoking a cig i have problem

[simple ore]

retard you vape

[pseudo robin]

[tidal trellis]

Guh?

[simple ore]

you do have one

[spring quail]

vape doesnt kick me in the chest like red pack cig do

[simple ore]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/546727346355568652/1296950998295777300/giphy.gif

[vast wren]

my mom was a piece of shit too, she divorced dad before I was born, I spent 6 years in sicily oblivious to her bitterness, she'd insult everyone that wasnt old money

[spring quail]

i wish i could just quit the shit altogether but with the circumstances surrounding my life i can either uses substances to cope or die

[simple ore]

pussy

[minor cypress]

Nooooo its a fucking pyramid scheme

[tepid pebble]

CAFFEINE + NICOTINE GANG RISE UP

[spring quail]

my mom divorced my bio dad for reasons unknown be hes also a piece of shit

[simple ore]

muh life sucks so i'll make it worse

[spring quail]

the guy that actually stepped up to be my father figure didnt get a chance to interact with me as an adult before he died

[vast wren]

I got thrown to my french relatives because she couldnt take care of me anymore, the least she did is send me ludicruous amount of allowances to make up for my non existent childhood

[spring quail]

and by adult i mean 25+ y/r old with a fully developed frontal lobe

[simple ore]

retard

[spring quail]

my mom liked him because he was super southern

and when he wanted me to do super southern things like ride a dirt bike or shoot guns before i was even 12 the pearls were clutched

[grizzled meadow]

@placid sail
https://youtu.be/GUl9_5kK9ts

[tepid pebble]

this sounds omega based

[vast wren]

he sounds like a cool guy

[spring quail]

the last thing i could do for him and his side of the family before he died

my mom found this bag of coins that belonged to his dad- she thought she was gonna sell it all for a quick buck. after she told me about how wrong she did me about selling my car and how i should just deal with it,

i took that bag of coins to him directly and crashed at a friend's place for like 2 weeks

then he died not even two months later

[tepid pebble]

society is just a chain of cruelty

[drifting mantle]

Who fucks up their life on purpose?

[tepid pebble]

who doesnt

[drifting mantle]

Me

I am not

[tepid pebble]

kek, you think

[drifting mantle]

I know

I have good life

[minor cypress]

You would be surprised.

[pseudo robin]

This post kills the Italian

[tepid pebble]

thats a sentence few can say, so count yourself lucky i guess

[drifting mantle]

I am always suprised by how retarded most humans are.
I want to believe it's different

[tepid pebble]

protip : they are more retarded

[minor cypress]

Its not ever gonna be. You either have a good life, make a good life, or suffer a bad life.

[slender rock]

Maybe uncle Ted K. Was right

[drifting mantle]

Little bit of luck, but I also used my chances and manned the fuck up when I needed to

[tepid pebble]

like george carlin said, "think of the average human and how stupid he is, then realize in horror that half of humanity is more stupid than him"

[drifting mantle]

[naive bison]

Isn't that guy a crack smoking kidnapper rapist

[drifting mantle]

I would argue that most western people have a chance of getting a good life. All tho, some have it harder than others.
Everyone has been dealt different cards in life

[naive bison]

@narrow lotus @river zealot @coarse bear

[narrow lotus]

truth nuke

[spring quail]

works on my machine*

*i bought my key from a shop and would never fund randy

crashes less than gamma

gamma made me used to crashes again

works out

[naive bison]

Works = the game launches

Nobody ever said the game doesn't launch

(For some people it didnt BTW lol )

[spring quail]

ive put in 16 hours with like 4 random crashes

rip crash on launchers

[tepid pebble]

hahahahaaaaaaaa

havent laughed in a while holy keks

[spring quail]

i'd rather the game crash than just refuse to load because i dared save the game in a resource-intensive area cough horizon forbidden west cough

[vast wren]

by the way, for the poeple living in america, do you see fat poeple on mobility scooters in walmart?

[spring quail]

if there's a mobility scooter available anywhere you can bet your life there's a rotund cunt riding a gokart with 2 kids in tow

[tepid pebble]

nooo, fuck the leveled item slop

[naive bison]

Third person RPG slop

They never learn

[stark gull]

Just don't buy it

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/its-been84years-titanic-rose-dawson-gif-5372593

[vast wren]

obese?

[spring quail]

yes

[stark gull]

https://tenor.com/view/flashing-toilet-laporta-barca-gif-23561948

[tepid pebble]

[stark gull]

U-buy-soft

[vast wren]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-weston-gif-24957771

[spring quail]

the definition of obese starts far FAR sooner than a fat fuck riding a scooter btw

[spring quail]

if i were 30lb heavier id be obese

[stark gull]

Not even worth it IMO

[naive bison]

Cool froge

[stoic girder]

Still, seeing them rape games that I used to love hurts.

[slender rock]

Forge

[tepid pebble]

well yeah im obese and i walk 10k steps every day

riding a scooter is BEYOND OBESE, OMEGA, FUBAR OBESE

[vast wren]

I have yet to see them, next time me and my husband visit america, next is Miami, we'll try to spot those

[spring quail]

hit up walmart or large chain grocery stores

i think publix is in miami? idk i grew up in tampa

[naive bison]

Love this little frog so much

He forg

[naive bison]

[spring quail]

just dont get scammed at bars. the $20 shot meme isn't just a meme

[naive bison]

For 20$ id rather shoot myself honestly

[vast wren]

is it like seeing the blimp, char2c, and dreadnought from battlefield 1?

[spring quail]

things like this make alcoholism popular in america

[coarse bear]

p!explode 716354440931573804

[spring quail]

why pay that much when a whole bottle costs the same

[dreamy flax]

@whole igloo (kolbacyan) has been banned for reason: Compromised account

[tepid pebble]

especially the blimp, THE LED ZEPPELIN

[vast wren]

oh good god

[tepid pebble]

fuck i need to go back to bf1

bf1 operations mode is still unsurpassed

[spring quail]

i cant imagine how jarring it actually is for euros to come over and see these things just roving around on gokarts

how do you even get that big

[slender rock]

Time

A lot of it.

[spring quail]

time and WHAT

[slender rock]

Calories

[fossil swan]

time and mcdonalds

[spring quail]

HOW MANY PER DAY

[slender rock]

Yes

[vast wren]

me and my husband met in miami, I attended college there, met him in my 3rd year, we'll be going back to just relax on miami beach like its the 80s and collect old walkmans and vhs tapes of old music

[fossil swan]

americans have insanely processed food no?

[tepid pebble]

that scene from in bruges

[fossil swan]

like way more processed than our normal stuff in eu

[slender rock]

Yeah

[tepid pebble]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaPzN2gD3PQ

[fossil swan]

thts your issue

[spring quail]

thats romantic and im happy for yall but your gigantic hipsters and miami sucks

[fossil swan]

thts why fat people are like that

[spring quail]

i say this as a florida native

miami is ass

[slender rock]

On top of mental health, healthcare, violence, access to firearms, extremist ideologies

[fossil swan]

out of all those eu only doesnt have access to firearms

[spring quail]

if you have another stateside honeymoon in florida or down south go to like sanibel island

[vast wren]

imagine like seeing these for the first time

[spring quail]

i literally can't imagine that

it's too terrifying

[slender rock]

It's easier to dodge a knife than it is 5.56x45mm At 1,600 fps

[vast wren]

seeing someone obese on a mobility scooter rolling down an isle in walmart I assume would evoke the same feeling

[slender rock]

We just shoot each other because it's easy

People don't know how to throw fucking punches

So lack of skill or physical abilities

Pop Pop Pop watchen suckas drop

[stoic girder]

The moment melee combat became obsolete, honor died.

[slender rock]

Fucking TRUE

[spring quail]

like you understand i can't imagine this from a fresh point of view because ive just grown up around it my whole life right? it's normal here

i also cant just whimsically summon battlefield terror when a tank just exists for the first time

but i kinda get that

[vast wren]

we've been to Ocean drive, college days? during semester break sometimes we'd sit on a beach towel under an umbrella saying nothing and just looking out in the horizon until its sunset. that counted as romance for me and him then

[spring quail]

my ex used to take picutes of me while i was taking pictures of the sunset i get it

[slender rock]

there's no honor, chivalry just dumb fucks flapping their lips talking shit that they can't take an L only get lower by literally taking life like okay some prehistoric mentality

Anyways

[vast wren]

yep.

[fallow trellis]

gambling tip #58: Bet twice or thrice as much when you are in a good mood, if you win your happiness doubles. If you lose, you dont get sad.

[vast wren]

like, how normal is it?

[spring quail]

you can expect to see one just about anywhere you go that has those gokarts available

[vast wren]

any walmart or massive grocery that has a mobility scooter available?

[spring quail]

back when stores were 24 hours i'd grab one and chase my ex at the time around the store with mario kart 64 music or mario 64 slide music

[vast wren]

damn, I see

[spring quail]

yes

[narrow lotus]

@naive bison

[vast wren]

good god

[naive bison]

Hasan Piker
Day ruined

[fallow trellis]

what did piker do

[wraith osprey]

he turk

[fallow trellis]

turkey mentioned

[spring quail]

beef jerkey?

[storm stream]

Promoting terrorism, political terrorism, murder, civil division, etc

[quaint ore]

He basically was running smear campaigns on Tectone

[quaint ore]

So now he turned to christianity and made a vid saying "you are an asshole but I am genuinely concerned what you are getting yourself into." basically.

[naive bison]

Promoting the recent event as a good thing

[stoic girder]

Didn't Destiny do that and get banned?

[fallow trellis]

who is tectone

[quaint ore]

A streamer on twitch, p big.

[naive bison]

He's banned? Good.

[storm stream]

Several of his friends and moderators are perverts, creeps degens. Moreso that the people he accuses of being such

[naive bison]

He should have been banned for admitting to having cp on his computer

[stoic girder]

Imagine getting outed by your son.

[naive bison]

I dont think thats what happened

He outed himself

[gilded blade]

What now?

[stoic girder]

I know he added firewood into the flame.

Chronologically I am a bit hazy on the details.

[pseudo robin]

Wait wrong video

[fallow trellis]

nah right video

[naive bison]

A girl he sexted later turned out to be 17 and because of a court case because I think he sent someone else's porn to that girl, he says he has to hold on the now revealed to be cp, because it could be material to his court case

[fallow trellis]

Xi whu xien zhiang zhou

Ershu tima mingshu

[naive bison]

Basically
Political streamer = sex criminal

[fallow spruce]

Banned??? He should be hung

[fallow trellis]

Xal is well versed in law and is currently looking into the american court case

[stoic girder]

Give it to your lawyer and delete it, wtf.

[naive bison]

All 3 big lefty ones did something like that

[fallow spruce]

remember that they are part of the alphabet gang

[fallow trellis]

he lives on america not the middle east, so the only method is lethal injection.

[naive bison]

Vaush = admitted zoophile and ai cp owner
Destiny = actual cp owner
Hasan Piker = sharing peoples nudes around to his buddies

[fallow spruce]

Utah?

I think boise still has firing squads

[stoic girder]

Vaush is pedo too.

[fallow spruce]

Idaho

[naive bison]

Lawyers dont want it

You need to go to the police

And ask them what to do

[tepid pebble]

what shit is going down wtf

[naive bison]

Politics streamer = sex criminal

[fallow spruce]

Leftist politics*

[naive bison]

And all 3 of those people are still somehow relevant

[fallow spruce]

Its always tha Left

[tepid pebble]

so lefties were the molesters all along ?

[fallow trellis]

i tot hasan piker was some hardcore libtard why he doing revenge porn

[naive bison]

Anyway I said too much

[fallow spruce]

They always are

[fallow spruce]

Nah man its fine

NO politics unless its non left

[naive bison]

Its not revenge, its the macho bragadocious "look I have girls sending me nudes unsolicited" dudebro shit

[fallow trellis]

i tot being a leftie meant respecting women

[fallow spruce]

What if he is a buddhist pilgrim

[naive bison]

No they fucking hate women at the first opportunity to do so

[fallow spruce]

Considering the left are pro palestine…

[grizzled meadow]

#📄rules no politics period

[stoic girder]

They do it to get laid.

It's a mating strategy.

[fallow spruce]

We will discuss… culture instead

[fallow trellis]

culture not allowed

[naive bison]

Look at this cat I saw

He's so malicious

[fallow spruce]

Looks like a gremlin

[fallow trellis]

why is he rubbing his handss

[naive bison]

@grizzled meadow did you follow the whole borderlands thing

[fallow trellis]

it looks like hes about to get 3 billion dollars in funding from the usa

[stoic girder]

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/doakes-james-doakes-dexter-jamss-doaxes-staring-when-you-know-gif-10152841660313287334

[grizzled meadow]

What

[naive bison]

I do not condone this

[fallow trellis]

Id hate to say it but, Borderlands 4 is an ok game

[stoic girder]

Runs like shit.

[naive bison]

Borderlands 4 runs at 40 fps on 5090 at 4k

[fallow trellis]

compared to bl3 which is a bitch ass game waste of money fuxk you die

[naive bison]

Honestly I dont mind it that much anymore

Could be biased

[grizzled meadow]

This mf

[naive bison]

I play with dialog skip

[grizzled meadow]

Pings me

I ask what

[naive bison]

Literally zero voice lines

[grizzled meadow]

Proceed in ignoring me

It's time to ban him

[fallow trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/works-on-my-machine-ryan-gosling-works-on-my-gif-24523830

[naive bison]

I literally said

[naive bison]

Alo

Get the glasses gramps

[grizzled meadow]

Ah missed this one

[fallow trellis]

no you should ban him

[grizzled meadow]

Yeah I know it runs like shit

[fallow spruce]

Please dont ban him

[stoic girder]

Randy is also crashing out on X.

[grizzled meadow]

The dude who said "if you want to buy it you'll make it happen" or something like that?

[naive bison]

Randy giving people personal optimization guides, all of them say to turn on 4x frame generation and dlss

[fallow trellis]

fuck is he doing, his game launched better than previous titles, why does he have a need to sabo all his launches

[naive bison]

Real fans will make it happen when game was announced to be 80 dolers

[stoic girder]

Yeah.

[fallow spruce]

😂😂😂😂

PAY FOR AMMO

[fallow trellis]

Vex looks kina hot man ngl

i dont like amara

[viscid dirge]

BL4 Looks like BL2 but runs worse then Cyberpunk

[fallow trellis]

reminds me too much of something

[fallow spruce]

Way things are going

Gta6 will be a 100

[stoic girder]

That will become the new 60.

[fallow spruce]

Fallout 5 will be 120 (80 season pass)

[viscid dirge]

Actually Probably

[fallow spruce]

200 deluxe editioN Fallout 5

[naive bison]

Someone called the CEO of gearbox (the top dog of the company) the N word with a hard R through an email
That email address was topdogg1974
Randy Pitchford is born in 1974

[fallow trellis]

futa femboy house is like below 60 dollars

[naive bison]

[fallow spruce]

Wth is a futa femboy house

[naive bison]

Game with more players than Warframe lol

[fallow trellis]

trending game rn beat destiny in the charts

[shadow wyvern]

AI slop though..
initial sketches of character designs done by people but 90% of the ingame art is just AI

[fallow spruce]

So the majority of the internet is truly gae???

[fallow trellis]

is it futas and femboys or is it both because futa femboy is redundant

[shadow wyvern]

both

[fallow spruce]

You know quasimodo predicted all this

[fallow trellis]

that is fucking stupid

[viscid dirge]

This is the issue :

https://files.epi.org/charts/img/235212-28502.png

[fallow trellis]

how can femboys be futas they have dicks from the start

[shadow wyvern]

it’s “futa & femboy house” but the ampersand gets yeeted

[fallow trellis]

so what two dicks?

[fallow trellis]

ah ok

[shadow wyvern]

no it’s
the characters are either or

[fallow spruce]

What is the appeal of women with dicks

[fallow trellis]

which is the lesser evil futas or femboy

[fallow trellis]

partial homosexuality

[fallow spruce]

Id guess a futa

[shadow wyvern]

dick

[fallow spruce]

Because u can justify being fae

Gae

[tepid pebble]

there are no chicks with dicks, only guys with fake tits

[fallow trellis]

yeah ok but those are women

[shadow wyvern]

but I think it feeds into the whole
pegging/dominant woman thing

[fallow spruce]

Well no

[fallow trellis]

it is

[fallow spruce]

Male reproductive organ

[fallow trellis]

ok but then thats just a man

were talking abt futas

[shadow wyvern]

what about dudes with no dick

[fallow spruce]

The furry has a point

[fallow trellis]

transgender people?

they exist

[tepid pebble]

thats, neutral

[fallow spruce]

I guess failed male???

[grizzled meadow]

Fan mail

[fallow trellis]

or is it those ones with a genetic disorder

the reverse hermaphrodites

did rande step down from ceo

why is he shit talking himself

[shadow wyvern]

any really I was just being a contrarian to the “girl with dick is just dude with tits”

[fallow spruce]

This reminds me of that vid with the kid asking him if he is a crackhed whwn he says he is transgender

[tepid pebble]

smells so fake, like chinesium plastic

[fallow spruce]

Cause it is

[tepid pebble]

well you are a furry, you are a contrarian to existence

[fallow spruce]

What do u do in futa femboy house

[shadow wyvern]

sex

[fallow trellis]

guess

[shadow wyvern]

duh.

[fallow spruce]

But ur a boy?

[fallow trellis]

the futa femboys were the friends you made along the way

[fallow spruce]

Do the futa femboy fuck you or do you fuck the futa femboy

[shadow wyvern]

it’s a porn visual novel thing, has minigames for the various characters you can fuck

[fallow trellis]

you can do anything

[shadow wyvern]

depends but I think most scenes default to you topping

tends to be the case

(I haven’t played it)

[wraith osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/brainrot-edging-goon-never-never-goon-gif-13555818991647572888

[fallow trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/never-goon-bozonga-hjjw-saraiva-skibidi-gif-15011026571260862033

[fallow spruce]

U make pizzas in futa femboy house?

[fallow trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/never-goon-nevergoon-never-goon-orange-cat-gif-17686207109324907182

[wraith osprey]

porn addict conversation

[magic tartan]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/bQIZ1b_02-4

[fallow spruce]

can i massacre them

[magic tartan]

baby corn wednesday

[shadow wyvern]

baby corn!!

best youtube shorts cat

[naive bison]

What the fuck are we talking about

[fallow spruce]

Cats are cringe

[shadow wyvern]

your favourite game

[fallow spruce]

Is furry an indirect effect of virginity lost to the same sex?

[tame halo]

what the hell is happening here

[naive bison]

You can feel the grease through the screen

[wraith osprey]

that and general sexual degeneracy

[viscid dirge]

Love, Harry

[naive bison]

@tame halo

[shadow wyvern]

while I am a stereotype
nah not the order of events

[tame halo]

[fallow spruce]

There is no stereotype

[drifting mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/coincidence-i-think-not-coincidence-i-think-not-the-incredibles-gif-5096707

[tame halo]

I meant the furry thing

[naive bison]

Its called "paraphilia"

[wraith osprey]

indeed

[fallow spruce]

If you associate a stereotype with furry then you hint at a certain normalcy which there obviously isnt

[drifting mantle]

I never heard of that Expression before

[tame halo]

not necessarily a bad thing
a paraphilia is only harmful if:

1. It causes severe distress to the person in question
2. Is harmful to someone else

[drifting mantle]

What does "para" mean?

[fallow spruce]

It does cause distrrss and harm

They have public parades

[shadow wyvern]

“beside” or “alternative”

[drifting mantle]

[naive bison]

[fallow spruce]

“Normal”

But thats what it is

[drifting mantle]

[naive bison]

anything that isn't a consenting adult
not necessarily a bad thing

[fallow spruce]

Alphabet gang are all the same after all

[naive bison]

Big big trouble

[tame halo]

so anyone that gets off on feet is now a pedophile

flawless logic

[shadow wyvern]

same definition in “paramedic”
unusual (situation) medic

[fallow spruce]

If u get off on feet you belong in therapy

[naive bison]

Attached to a consenting adult

[coarse bear]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid-delta-mgs-delta-vampires-afraid-funny-gif-9177103646043358822

[tame halo]

No, I do not want to hear an ADHD talk on movies everytime I save

[shadow wyvern]

I should play the metal gear series sometime

[tame halo]

you should

it's peak

2,3 and 5 are my favorites

[naive bison]

Half the female chatacters have giant boobs and come onto the autistic protag but he's too retarded to understand

[shadow wyvern]

the story bits I’ve seen/had explained to me are all peak
just don’t really mesh with that kinda gameplay I think

[shadow wyvern]

yeah it’s really funny

[coarse bear]

YOU WILL SAVE FOR THE FIRST TIME AND READ THE WHOLE SHPIEL ABOUT GODZILLA

[naive bison]

Raiden entered fight or flight when Mistral blew him a kiss

[coarse bear]

He's married, stupid

[naive bison]

True

[shadow wyvern]

female character takes top off
“damn this woman might be making advances on m-“
“holy shit is that a gun”

[tame halo]

But hey, at least it's better than that annoying bitch Rose.

"Do you love me, Jack?"

I DON'T FUCKING KNOW BITCH, THERE'S A BOSSFIGHT COMING UP, LET ME SAVE

[naive bison]

"Raiden, what happened, your heart rate spiked"
"I just dodged a bullet" he says after Mistral blew him a kiss

I forgot he's married

[fallow spruce]

Maybe the gun is actually a futa femboy

[naive bison]

Bossman move

[coarse bear]

He does not value character interactions in a Metal Gear game

[tame halo]

12 year old boy before puberty hits move

[coarse bear]

Married, has a child, and has an adoptive(?) daughter

[naive bison]

Sir he's married and has a kid

[shadow wyvern]

now why are you still thinking about that

[coarse bear]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1015573221942251642.gif?size=48&quality=lossless&name=Chad

[tepid pebble]

holy shit

[naive bison]

Kills women who try to seduce him

[tame halo]

doesn't make the reaction any less cringe

[coarse bear]

Oh hey, AyyLmao got me blocked

[tame halo]

They deserve it at this point.

[coarse bear]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1205760412507840572/1382867848552124488/1x.webp

[tame halo]

Last time I checked, blocking a moderator won't prevent mutes or bans

[naive bison]

It makes it fucking BASED

[tame halo]

[naive bison]

Kill all women who try to pry you from your wife

[coarse bear]

Well he ain't breaking rules so

[naive bison]

[tight rune]

It's so over for #💣tarkov-released fans

[fossil swan]

we know for ages

[placid sail]

if I were them, I'd occasionally freeze accounts with 1k+ hours over some bullshit reason and demand to buy the game again

[fossil swan]

tarkov tags rn

[tame halo]

it never even begun bruh

[naive bison]

Make a rule where you cant mute mods and ban him

[placid sail]

what are you gonna do, stop playing your cocaine game? pay up bitch

[coarse bear]

In fact, S-rank their stage with no damage

[tame halo]

first tag is the only right one

[fossil swan]

yes infact i will stop playing it

[drifting mantle]

Deserved ngl

You reap what you sow

[tame halo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149215/1405687104373133343/20250814_112928.gif

[naive bison]

Sam calls him a prettyboy and gets killed too

[placid sail]

firstly, doubt
secondly, probably not the target audience for the measure

[fossil swan]

i already uninstalled tarkov

havent touched it in days anyway

[shadow wyvern]

you’ll be back

it’s like smoking
never truly leaves you

[tepid pebble]

i knew i was right to not buy that shitty cheaters game lmao

[fossil swan]

i am Not a addicty

[tame halo]

wait a damn minute

[coarse bear]

It's strange how everyone wants Raiden for one reason or another

[fallow spruce]

😫

[fossil swan]

i have like 60 total hours on the game

[placid sail]

that and you're probably not rich enough to ecstort for a second/third buy

[tame halo]

this bozo blocked me

[fossil swan]

i have literally no posessions to it

[tame halo]

[shadow wyvern]

have you seen him?

[fossil swan]

ecstort

do you mean extort

[tame halo]

shit I didn't know discord doesn't let you react to people that blocked you

neat

[coarse bear]

I'd like to see him in MGS4

[placid sail]

I'm gonna make you participate in the accounting in my google sheets if you gonna act smartass

[tame halo]

I honestly think him being the protag in MGS2 is a good thing

[fossil swan]

[tame halo]

accounting huh

hold on

[shadow wyvern]

free money

[latent current]

How would you even force someone to do your accounting for you?

[fossil swan]

im just gonna submit the wrong tax return to the irs

[tame halo]

#🎪bruh-fart message
this type of accounting?

[fossil swan]

money related id assume

[fallow spruce]

Just add income on icome and increase the tax bracket

[narrow lotus]

WHERE

[tame halo]

yeah yeah

[coarse bear]

Metal Gear

[tame halo]

no you don't get it
he's just a sigma male

[coarse bear]

But you play as gay men so

[tame halo]

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/pognt-gif-18873136

[placid sail]

I'm so tired hitler

[worldly gate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1205505374980153434/1417851886857617489/0d3a59500305a19e3949cf012fc7447035903441602d3836a98ee8ff881725ff_1.mp4?ex=68cbfcf8&is=68caab78&hm=832e1546aed6a0de2771eb987af91f2c8711d3a8ebce1945184697f25fd98913&

[tame halo]

Solid Snake and Otacon are just good friends, trust me.

and Ocelot too

[placid sail]

hourly saving throws on not quitting the job

[fallow spruce]

Mans trip

[coarse bear]

This led to him scoring the baddest bitch

[coarse bear]

[fallow spruce]

Android 18 ahhhhh

Agahahhahaa

[tame halo]

"There's nothing more exciting than sliding a long silver bullet into a well-greased chamber."
Not homo at all, he just likes his guns.

[shadow wyvern]

Roommates, clearly

[coarse bear]

[tame halo]

I swear if someone says
"The characters looked better on my shitty 480p TV with a PS2"

[coarse bear]

Now we can interpret her dreams while she's burning rubber!

[worldly gate]

Honestly
MGS Delta doesnt look bad, i was expecting Halo CE Anniversary levels of graphical disaster

[tame halo]

it also runs surprisingly well
I got barely minimum specs and I had 50 FPS on 1080p medium

[feral kiln]

nostalgia people

[coarse bear]

Change visual tree positions and shapes without changing collision

[tame halo]

"people"

[feral kiln]

yeah

[worldly gate]

I mean

They could have used assets from phantom pain and the artstyle would be all over the place

[tame halo]

pretty sure Kojima would have a word about that

[coarse bear]

Kojima doesn't care

He's got Death Stranding

[worldly gate]

He wanted to end metal gear a long time ago anyways

[tame halo]

yeah

like before 3 even

[coarse bear]

Game journos asked him about Delta and he went

[tame halo]

I mean
what's he gonna say about it

"Yeah, I hope it will be overpriced"

80€ is a fucking robbery

it's worth like 30€ at best

[heady crow]

the same way he reviews movies he dislikes "i played the remake" type shit

[narrow lotus]

80 wtf

its more than Randy's Borderlands

fuck me guys GTA 6 will be 100

at this point

we lost

[tame halo]

I wish this was a joke

[placid sail]

120

[tame halo]

also there's DLC

[placid sail]

take it or leave it

[shadow wyvern]

on sale yeah
base price 120

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/captain-sparrow-smiles-johnny-depp-gif-3829357382943597812

[tame halo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149215/1405687104373133343/20250814_112928.gif

[placid sail]

praise be the indies in this dark times

[feral kiln]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1222329475933540503/1417864063459004446/SPOILER_image0.jpg?ex=68cc084f&is=68cab6cf&hm=c853a1892be7c094424604aaf8c8066d57fdbb93449a5dee2b4780b842cba30d&=&format=webp&width=668&height=674

[pseudo robin]

there is no escaping from tarkov

[tame halo]

10 KEKS
that's gotta be a record for a non-mod, non-announcement message

[stoic girder]

I would never pay 100€ for digital goods.

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/ramuda-hypmic-gif-21515452

[feral kiln]

Tarkov is shit

[pseudo robin]

so true

[tame halo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149215/1383107792478670888/how_much_true.gif

[pseudo robin]

shit game worse devs thousands of hours played

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/true-truth-nuke-super-truth-nova-truth-meme-gif-16889273424352737553

[naive bison]

Mods ban that guy

[tame halo]

shut the fuck up retard

im sick and tired of your snitching

[naive bison]

#💣tarkov-released summarized

[tame halo]

https://tenor.com/view/get-out-faith-the-unholy-trinity-gif-13651689631627274828

[naive bison]

You're autistic

[tame halo]

Yes.

[naive bison]

Opposite imo

[placid sail]

iedy hears this in a public place and starts violently tweaking

[naive bison]

One on left looks like a nice lil fella

Guy on right is a malicious gremlin

[naive bison]

That wasn't a question

[tame halo]

it's Frota

[naive bison]

It was an assertion

[tame halo]

yeah?

well

[naive bison]

I didnt say "retard"

[tame halo]

I'm gonna assert your mom tonight

[heady crow]

after having listened to too much creedence clearwater revival in the tank during simulator wars i genuenly start tweaking when i hear it on the radio

[tame halo]

[heady crow]

i can relate to vietnam vets

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7PUPNxsRQ0
https://tenor.com/view/akira-leave-me-alone-leave-me-alone-meme-gif-6420351794930725971

[tame halo]

https://youtu.be/eAlOrmooZa8?t=184
only music I need in my life

[placid sail]

fren

[inland dew]

a

[low atlas]

droog :)

[naive bison]

Friend

[drifting mantle]

I haven't touched that game in years

[naive bison]

@narrow lotus bro theres ANOTHER attack in America, this time on the FBI

Stay safe ameribros

[drifting mantle]

I am FREE of Tarkov! I escaped!

[naive bison]

Its crazy there rn

[narrow lotus]

wait waht

[naive bison]

@narrow lotus

[narrow lotus]

wtf

[naive bison]

Its crazy rn

[drifting mantle]

Damn

[glad carbon]

This isn't a terrorist lmfao

[naive bison]

Idk I saw a headline and posted it

[storm stream]

What then?

[naive bison]

Sounds like an act of vandalism at worst

[glad carbon]

Vandal

[naive bison]

@narrow lotus false alarm

[drifting mantle]

Why would you crash in the gate and throw the flag over the fence?

[glad carbon]

Mfw I reverse into a parked cop car in the Walmart lot (I am now a terrorist)

[narrow lotus]

good i thought htey caught me

[naive bison]

Idk why would you commit any crime literally ever

[drifting mantle]

Me neither, I never commited any crime

[storm stream]

They know you did it on purpose

[glad carbon]

Yes, vandalism is by nature on purpose lol

[storm stream]

[narrow lotus]

[fading portal]

The 1.5 Million MAGA marines are coming to kill you now

I'm sorry

there's nothing we can do

[river zealot]

that face

its familiar

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-doakes-squint-stare-suspicious-gif-14432154109786838518

[naive bison]

Who is it

[naive bison]

Tough but fair

[naive bison]

Boomer meme

Only fossils know who clippy is

[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/james-doakes-doakes-curious-suspicious-questioning-gif-14390669560130901665

you know what

[naive bison]

I genuinely do not know

[river zealot]

i respect you not knowing

[drifting mantle]

Dafuq are you talking about? You never used Windows XP?

[naive bison]

Dm it I guess?

[narrow lotus]

Sweetie Fox

[river zealot]

nah you stay clueless

[naive bison]

I did and im a fossil

[low atlas]

If they ask you, say parallel parking is so hard

[naive bison]

Who

[narrow lotus]

cosplayer turned pornstar

[drifting mantle]

[naive bison]

[drifting mantle]

Why are you like that

[low atlas]

iedy knew her during the cosplay days

[naive bison]

Onlyfans did more damage to women than anime could ever do to men

[low atlas]

Do not judge

[fallow trellis]

you will be remembered as the gooner mod

[drifting mantle]

I meant Xal

[naive bison]

Fan during cosplay days
Subscriber during OF days

[glad carbon]

Going to slowly reverse into their Humvees in the Walmart parking lot

[narrow lotus]

oh nooo anyway

i like hot women

[fallow trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-no-oh-no-anyway-gif-18887547

[glad carbon]

Heyyy

:3

[naive bison]

Gei

[low atlas]

I mean she is kinda cute porn aside

[drifting mantle]

Me too brother

[low atlas]

if only she weren't a porn actress

[naive bison]

Cant say "porn aside"

Taints your soul

[fallow trellis]

its true

thats why my soul is black

[low atlas]

well I say that in regards that her being a porn actress changes my perspective on her negatively

[river zealot]

i was gonna say something, but all the channels you post this shit in, are set as nswf

[low atlas]

because you can't go back from that knowledge innit

[narrow lotus]

what isnt porn nowadays

[river zealot]

bruh

you say that

i alt tab to check memes

and the first post is borderline porn

[naive bison]

Church

[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/my-reaction-to-that-information-my-reaction-my-honest-reaction-my-honest-reaction-meme-mr-mushroom-gif-1483900669018179807

[naive bison]

[fallow trellis]

white on white?

[drifting mantle]

@narrow lotus

[low atlas]

so is it Photoshop, or permanent damage to oneself for attention

Call it.

[drifting mantle]

I honestly can't tell

[river zealot]

sometimes its just too much you know

[sour carbon]

Hooolyyyy

[fallow trellis]

the clanker makes ai goon material

[drifting mantle]

True, but I still wouldn't mind having those enormous tiddies in face

[river zealot]

imagine the back pain

[drifting mantle]

I ain't a Woman, so I don't care

[river zealot]

this water

is disgusting

it like

it tastes smooth

[fallow trellis]

thats the most autistic thing i have heard today

Smooth water

[drifting mantle]

They are full of milk man

I never have to buy milk at the grocerie store again

A bitch like that is an Investment

[low atlas]

dog

Give it 20 years

And that shit will sag to the ground

No thanks

[drifting mantle]

I will replace her then

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/look-at-those-thor-chris-hemsworth-thor-love-and-thunder-watch-those-gif-26087218

[naive bison]

Bro is drooling as he types this

[narrow lotus]

i know this pool game

[drifting mantle]

[naive bison]

What's the final score

[narrow lotus]

big round ass

[low atlas]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-swim-in-milk-cat-kitty-milk-milk-cat-gif-23473453

@drifting mantle rn

[naive bison]

Quiet part out loud

[drifting mantle]

For real

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/steve-harvey-smh-shake-my-head-shocked-surprised-gif-5057255

Capcom...

[lapis zinc]

what's the other video xal

[narrow lotus]

fuck you busy imma goon on you

[low atlas]

what did he do man

[drifting mantle]

[placid sail]

proves my point

[narrow lotus]

No

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/watching-you-observe-seeing-i-saw-you-gif-5740825

[narrow lotus]

[placid sail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1276507354325848125/iedgoon.gif

[narrow lotus]

to be fair she has been the GOAT of Porn for years now , she is like the Mia Khalifa , everyone knows her

but if Mia Khlaifa was known for having Big Tits and taking BBC , this one is known for cosplays and porn

[narrow lotus]

still trying to find the video

[placid sail]

now this guy definitely has a google sheet of porn models

[narrow lotus]

i lost the knowledge

only a spark of what is left kept by busy to spite me

[naive bison]

Now she's known for her political commentary and apparently putting dog turds on her lips

[narrow lotus]

🤨

tf

[naive bison]

Use google