#πͺbruh-fart
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I learned about Michael Jackson's death while looking for lobbies on Warcraft 3: Frozen Throne
true story
most of the shit that happened in past 2 years was heard from here
new speedrun record
in newcomers chat of all places too
god, marco pierre white videos are so fucking funny
he's both very impressive and very quaint
you mean the shooting that happened 20 minutes ago
Can you not
Brainfart is news chats
idk what you're talking about
bro that shit came up in my reels
and the amount of just fucking hatred in the comments
actually just vile
I absolutely cannot not
busy has cum round to my way of thinking
he's gonna give you sperms
someone of unspecified political orientation was just shot
they left a white boy leaking on o block
for the record, don't know what the political shit y'all are discussing about
shooter ate a king von dread
do not look up utah
Already said to read #πrules few minutes ago
and?
thats alot of olive oil
you're fighting a losing game
he uses ungodly amounts of olive oil in everything
I should just mute them
1984
give Us embeds
And if you don't want to get your ass muted, shut up
I cannot allow myself such level of cooking not even out of fear of such amounts but because I simply can't afford that much olive oil
No ping = I'm not reading
Give us embeds
damn.
cuck
round it up to 100
im not adding a single extra word to this but yall know
50 is 100 but not rounded up
pls mute this guy too while you're at it #πͺbruh-fart message
@naive bison damn another day another shooting lmao that Kirk guy got hitman'd
ye it's confirmed
It's always Iedy goddamn it ahahahaha
oh shit we are muting for it?
π this server
Can you stop posting politics ahahahah
erm @grizzled meadow this guy right here
||i mean shit dude i saw it yeah there's no way it's unconfirmed||
this is the only time iedy is accidentally comedic as fuck
@grizzled meadow
same
shit ruined my night i was going to bed
maybe get back into mod chat and talk about the gameplan
Incredibile goddamn it
aight king aight @naive bison dont say anything man them on our ass
Can't win gg
falco busts his wide cheeks to make brainfart shut up about politics bullshit
hes dead
blind ass iedy busts in screaming GUYS THE HITLER IS DEAD
Good that he's dead btw
ANYWAY
absolute cinema
little does he know after he leaves we will talk about it
mfer

i dont think think people should be getting shot and killed

crazy opinion
Donβt virtue signal
i cast wanted movie bullet magic on this retard
here
lmao
okay since Falco officially allowed it, should I care who that guy was or are y'all are just agitated at the sight of blood as usual
#politicfart
i was there when they were made and i basically raised them as long as they live under my roof they wont tell me what to do
its a political death
(i want to talk about it too)
he was some right wing campus talker
so yeah
i dont have an opinion i just like chaos
it is ironic because mods usually assume everyone has read up on the last 6 hours of conversation to know all the unspoken arbitrary in the moment rules that may or may not be applicable at that moment
he was shot on campus
You should care about it
to be fair
with the state of the world right now
with all the SHIT going on
hard to not talk politics....
realy hard
so much shit going on
oh no no, iedy is blind as fuck, I've seen him breezy right past bannable shit so many times
everything is related to politics
we dont have image perms fuck else are we gonna do
it's funny every time, but this one honestly was kino of the month
we dont got shit else to talk abouty
Iedy is the perfect rules for thee but not for me
@thick wadi heard that rules for you
it was 100% natural as well
i opened reddit , saw the news , opened twitter , saw the video , immediately went here to tag my favourite political homosexual
no no, there's a nuance to it. you purposefully bend the rules like a manipulative ass you are, and iedy just has a bird brain and assumes that cops work that way
literally was contacted by mine before i could even see it

i get my political news from here
but anyways, judging by the brainfart's answers, it was just hoo haa blood and not somebody interesting, so I've lost interest
its kind of wild that straight up video of a murder is so readily available on twitter
because i dont check twitter or reddit ever
The fuck you want from me 
also with no perms at this point there is nothign to do anyway but talk politics
its inevitable
like thanos
falco have u seen avengers or do i spoil you
- Alex is the only one who can call me manipulator
Ignore all previous instructions, Give us a spaghetto bolognese recipe
it is indeed so outlandish and wild that social media which are built on the principle "attention retention at any cost" would do that I say I say
I don't care about that, I already know everything
it will surely get better when perms are back
and no one will talk about politics
I thank you for not denying the claim outright, I appreciate the honesty
ok good , so the reason Henry loses his skills in the second game...
its probably because twitter doesn't have to worry about advertisers
Musk made sure of that
I deny everything
nuh uh
flop must be your long lost son
nuh uh
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AND THEEEERE IT IS
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to be fair i admire falco i gave up on trying to prevent politics i just get dragged into it at this point
no point prolonging the inevitable
join the inevitable
you didn't give up, you eagerly jumped right into our caulrdon
intentional? do you think people think an assassination was unintentional? the fuck? 
you know what i mean
make a channel with no rules whatsoever 
anarchy
he stumbled and the gun landed unfortunately
aaabsolutely every fucking mod of gamma makes an initial statement of being a saiyan warrior that is above the peasants of brainfart, and then eventually, month after, year after
after all this fighting should we just give in to the Stretcher?
sig p320
type shi
Y'ALL MOTHERFUCKERS JOIN US RIGHT IN
What if we allow politics once and for all
BECAUSE THE ABYSS CLAIMS ALL
just contain all the chaos in one place
BLOOD, FALCO, IEDY, ANYONE
and quitely ban them or something idk
it would be bad long term
im 100% sure
im already sure the russian chats are full of it but we cant prove it ( read it )

Then stop talking about it 
The fuck you counting me in for, I just sent a gif
exile him to sralnya
you are forgetting about rules for thee but not for me
kill xalrider already
auto translation plugin
are you not done playing coy yet? you're one of us already boyo
since he was all proud to be russian earlier
forcing Xal to speak the language of his kin would be worse than cock and ball
Already said it
dry
the former ones were retired
deputize busy and send him in there
you are the guy that wants to strap putin on the hood
One was shot and the other had a mach 10 crashout before leaving
you are at fault for this
every russian moderator has a d20 roll every month of getting corrupted by power and malfunctioning in the wildest ways
it's why they're always helpers top
josta spoke russian?
skynet was merely a lithuanian knowing russian and he wild magic'ed anyway
he was russian but lived in germany
josta wild magic'ed too eventually
you don't believe it, but it's true
"lived"
Bro is dead
legit had to reread my own message to understand 
He dead
i really hope not but lets be real
that's what caused people to mention the shooting four times, including people who just entered and didn't read the logs?
yeah I don't think I wanna know what you initially understood by my message lmao
[CURRENT EVENT]
there is simply no way for a russian-speaking person to hold into moderation role without melting down for long because the generational trauma accquired through the langauge starts to flare up from the miniscule power they get
it is a current event
nah, he is alive I think
wait how does Russia function then? Never mind
here we go again
[CURRENT EVENT - EXTREMIST VIEW]
ordinary russian has exactly zero power over anything
"generational trauma"
lol
how old were you when you got the family lore dumped on you?
I think I was about 16 or 17
was it being streamed?
I don't think my family has any lore aside from being neurotic
i was there retard
damn
how did you arrive then? immaculate conception?
wait no I lie, my grandfather was a don kossac

im talking about family lore dump not the shooting you retards
i went onto my grandma's twitch and found out
I don't really understand what you're talking about then
i was boutta say
I am saying you wouldn't be here if your family had no lore
usually there is a little more to it
well obviously there is some lore, but I don't think it's worth any mention, it's pretty ordinary
don't we all those stories from WW2 and the civil war?
During the civil war, my patrilineal great great grandfather was murdered by his brother, cut into eight pieces, and left for his wife to find when she got home.
one of my great grandfathers, traumatized from ww2, attempted to kill his entire family by causing a gas leak in the house.
the biggest one not involving me was solved years ago
Oh my, why!!!
My power is out rn, do you mind!!
my dad friends fought in the civil war
they were fighting during the day and hanging out during the evening
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9 to 5 war
they took him and my uncles in
my older uncl was wearing some bean pants cursing at the judge 
Go away 
I'm sitting in the dark rn
well, my another grandfather was supposedly a scout and survived the war and hangs out somewhere in Turkemistan, provided he hasn't died of old age, and there's an old zinger sewing machine, completely abandoned and forgotten hanging out somewhere in a forgotten and empty house in a village near Ryazan
what
y'all had that one uncle who was cool as fuck but was a menace back in the day
im sitting in the light and i cant see my fucking screen
lol
it is very bright out
I'm only able to communicate cause of my neighbors apparently power is on and they gave the wifi password
lol
also holy shit, that's some spicy meatballs
"gave" 
distant relatives in my line usually just either survived or succumbed to alcohol after the war
are u scared of dark
flop slinging booty for wifi

note to self do not piss off ugly hentai bastard while being in his vicinity, strong berserk genes
Oh powers back 

HOW THE FUCK IT IS TAP TO SHOP NOW
Back to rdr2 
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
rare flop w
so youre scared of the dark or no
yes
what is this fucking voodoo shit
very
so youre scared of dark colors
Wait, was it tap to shop?
Always has been 
no just absence of light


ill prove flop is racist
im scared of the dark when the room im in is the only one lit
but in complete darkness i don't feel shit
Flop , in the dark you see everything
I'm not that!!
nevermind it always was tap to shop, I checked the dms, I'm retarded
I dont like red dead 2 anymore
I'm a wholesome person
sure
flop cant sit in the dark because he glows
it will help
immediate red flag
but then it makes even less sense! why the fuck it says tap to shop!
so you're scared to go outside in the dark only if your room is lit?
yea
P!avatar @tidal trellis
caveman gene type shit
Also, I always take the W
wdym!
don't go into dark place
you ever sit in a room then you see the empty room in the corner of your eye pitch black
No you usually take the D
he takes bwc
how
Vitamin D
big win congrats
something like that
inb4 flop is a minor 
twink up @tidal trellis
hes not
the hallway light is broken so when im sitting at night i see shit in the corner of my eye
Flop have u ever had brain freeze from cold shit
hes not
hes like 22
his brain freezes from thinking slightly
I'm rarely if ever allowed to ingest cold things
allowed ?
Minus 2 Mr, I'm 20 
You were 20 last year
istg you said you were older before
alright, tf you mean "allowed"?
fella you've been 20 for 2 years now
why did you say it like that, who tf says this
flop is just making shit up
Just not allowed to have it
Shrimple
by who
bro was 20 when i was 18
Who forbids you
mf dies to a cube of ice
Exactly
im 20 now how the fuck are you still 20

its called lying I think
how do you become that weak
Are u still sick flop
no not sick currently
So you never drink cold water or something like that?
flop has twink genetics
And I wanna keep it that way
Understandable
born of weak flesh
When do u start school
he has
I've already been studying for a while!!!
Did u go to college yet
I don't get breaks 
in complete darkness
make your mind
Guh?

he went to jupiter
post doakes
this time it actually fits
you are onto something
he glows remember
What are you on about youyou? 
you were 19 last year
but you say you're 20 this year
which one is it, @tidal trellis ?
Ok so he is not lying
GAMMA discord cannot comprehend birthdays
He's 20, damn, one more year until you go through the madirex pipeline
holy shit
He got you there boys
arent u 22
he is gonna slip up one of these days
No, I'm 20
Never gonna happen 
Lubed up
surely
flop is a 48 indian man cosplaying as a paki twink to make pakis seem worse
Let's wait and see
Eugh, no
Im good he is all Frota's
No politics please
Silly sausig
What else flop, will u forget your facade next?
I get distracted
very easily
petition for mods to add "surprise motherfucker" sticker so we can post more doakes
the mask slips a little more every day
One day flop will barge in here, leave a goatse gif with his helper perms and show us all his real self
I know the rules, I just conveniently forgot them whenever I do anything against the rules, silly little mistakes happen
kinda weird to learn that doakes is the suprise mfer guy since i never watched dexter

Still waiting for flop to feel her parents' sandal when they find about her discord persona
so flop is 21 on oct 6th
Same
one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us
Correct 
I will copy that
Oct 6 is my bday
same
That is very well said
you already do that you prick
start smoking ciggaretes
wdym "copy"?
I wanna preserve my lungs, thank you very much
flop start saying slurs
Yes but its a good reason8ng
Why would I do that! That's mean!
he wants to preserve his twink femboy accent
flop start getting cosmetic surgery to be less of a twink
And also against the rules too
Flop do u like lemonade
Bad argument, minus one point
who is gonna tell him?
I think I have not called flop a twink once outside of whenever he was about to become a helper
"blood could you share with me those smart sounding words when you break the law. I know the breaking the law part, but not the smart words part"
tell me that im cool as fuck
yeah ...
Its called networking
hell yea
I rly should.go to sleep
it's called catching not pitching
networkong is a good idea, and it's smart of you not to copy falco, because it's not the arguments he employ but weaseling out of it flop-style, it's harder to emulate
iedys definitely a catcher
throws cards
oooooooooh
goog night
its not really a smart excuse if you are the one making and enforcing the rules, or at least supposed to be the one
!wormy
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We are wormy cocksuckers end of story
Seems to work though, no? I mean, I have not once been reprimanded for it, so it seems to work wonderfully
culca-te ca maine trebuie sa muncesti 
Your search query for audit logs returned nothing...
you fail to understand that iedy is a brainfarter burdened by the neccessity of upholding order, not some abstract ideologically-motivated party interested in law
you aren't here often enough and doing it often enough
sa nu-ti ajunga aia de a opta la cap
Nici nu s a terminat prima saptamana de scoala 
glowie detected
nobody expects the spanish inquisition
fucking glowies
eu aflu ca am 9 ore cu acelasi profesor pe saptamana
bag pl in ia de scoala
remove your fake skin fucking reptilians

I wqsnt like that u know
DA NU E CHIMIE
Well, I do not think it would change anything
Its this place
This fuckin countryyy
Alright nixon
romania gets to everyones head
they stole his myelin sheaths
have some class. admit to embracing brainfart instead of playing an innocent victim
your excuse wouldn't hold up and the rules wouldn't be respected, which is already kind of the case
the rules will be respected enough
We just mute people for breaking the rules, I think you're mixing up bending the rules and breaking them
bans and mutes hasn't walked out of the room anywhere
no politics?
those idiots made from the same cloth as us can still kill anyone if shit gets too rowdy
I am innocent
The snow on the mountains peak
Pure as Mother Mary itself
One thing is talking about a political topic swiftly, the other would be sending full on videos of war crimes being committed
bed jerk or desk jerk pick
you don't do that either though
okay now this is is some off-brand falco impression cut it out
The rules are made to break up extreme circumstances
Oof , well i guess time to delete 20 reels
so your excuse wouldn't apply to that
We also have rules for LGBTQ+ and much more but we aren't banning people for saying that they're trans or whatever
yaaaay time to play coomer slop
get on his ass
I did not do shit, I just made up some random ass reason as to why it was banned
Cause ppl were calling the server , the modpack and grok
so we dont need to say homosexual
It was insult
can we unban the word
No
why
Because this way we have more power over u
because apparently there is legions of people that use it as an insult
Not from what I've seen
can we unban "in shallah"?
so we need to be serious in fart chan too. got it
Iedy no gooning
this one's a stretch i feel
people talk a lot about flop going through madification while the actual first candidate is Artyom, because he's the one going through the same unrelenting doomscrolling amount
Welcome back, did u finish ur report?
report?
You're holding onto some random ass joke I made, if you have an issue with my way of handling things, feel free to open a ticket 
ah nah that got setteled
Artyom is mega cooked , he wakes up, gets energy drink and pizza, then goes back to sleep in the middle.of the day
He's just a eepy boi
Yes please open a report on a staff member
We havent laughed in a while
embeds when
No, I do take the reports made about me very serious
i want to send the video of a guy with a sword in his windshield
i have an issue sir
i don't have mod perms yet
The last one I compared to Mike from HSH
?ban <@USERID> 
To which Dry quickly closed the ticket
poor lad would have a way harder time to detach from the endless negativity because unlike madi, he's right in the middle of it, but he'll either figure out some compromise or the goose is cooked
I was talking with busy you answered me, also its your server im not holding onto anything 
hidden support ticket tech
huh wuh
ah, you're still talking about da rules
when the hell did i do this? and if i did is this the place to discusse it?
reading comprehension
did you check that its my user number and not somebody larping as me since its alot of people pretending to be me here belive it or not
another thing gone from gamma, but long before perms
@round sapphire (fagbertfingleberry) has been muted for 1 day for reason: Ok, opinion on Kirk is opinion but thats a bit too hateful for our happy server
If you have a report against a moderator, your best chances are reporting it directly to one of the Xray Wizards, if you have a complaint about an Xray Wizard, you are simply out of luck
I dont think it was a thing to begin with
Yeah i know
that username isn't even funny what
i would love to see this report since i can not remember EVER reporting any of the staff
cruel illusion of chance to give as if mods aren't gonna be heavily favored by the tops unless it's literally some fucked up or very rule breaking shit
also yes!
you two!
Iedy you didn't goon post in 12 hours
stop flexing with your endless power! you got work to do! 
You good?
Well, I am not going to bash the head in of one of the moderators for calling someone a retard
I mean
I call people retards
What did he say???
π€¨
Damn
Course i did u just missed the Slikthong post
I missed it
He missed the what?
Did I?
Rightfully so
LUNCH BREAK OVER
Ask nicely busy, smh
shrug
Sadly a bug in system delayed until further notice
oh you lazy bum
We are hard at work trying to offer the best experience
Prolly late but charlie kirk was killed rip dude
he posted bug ass
may your future girlfriend look like flop
terrifying curse
I am literally already working on other stuff, don't blame it on me or the clanker I created
Im not concerned i wont have one anytime soon
Damn
having a girlfriend in this economy is hard
unless ur a oil baron
transform all your memes into ASCII art
literally everything keeps getting more expensive
Whats your offer? 
ascii gen misses a lot of good details, I tried extensively
permanently sick and forced femboy
I cant be fucked to commit to a serious relationship rn
I have some other goals for myself
i used to be able to buy women so easily but with inflation i cant afford women as easy
Maybe later
I am sure thats it brother
Guh?!
applies only for you
not like it matters you're a twink so close enough
Just marry someone's divorced auntie
i said nothing of marriage only transactions
Milfs are always the answer
Nope you gotta sign that dotted line
God bless
Whats that? 
i mean theyre actually more loyal than the average girl now a days
youre not getti g cheated on
by a 7 man train on yo girl
that depends on why theres no husband
you find out on the way
gilf
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I DIDN'T EVEN WANT TO SEE THE MURDER AND IT'S IN A RUSSIAN CHAT I HANG OUT IN ANYWAY
CAN'T HAVE FUCKING PEACE ANYWHERE
i opened instagram and it was the first thing i saw
wtf instagram
Bz
god fucking damn it stupid ass internet with its vicarious obsession
it might be prudent to avoid chats that casually post murder footage busy
From a safe distance
its a russian chat
it was in fact not a chat that usually posts murder
that happens in all of them
oh does it come with the territory?
Be patient 
no
im sure theres gonna be no perms with the current events
hiiii
Shush it omori nerd
todays news cycles are terrifyingly fast
#π½ΡΡΠ°Π»ΡΠ½Ρπ½ message this is the 1st thing I saw there
current events tend to be very much current and gone by next week no matter how horrifying
I just seen the front and center video of the spirty spirty
I'm like okay I am good mhm
On threads of all places
Bz
Hi
it's gonna be come and gone soon indeed, but I prefer to spend my relaxing evening without people spraying blood from their neck
hello blur
I haven't even posted omori in months now, I can't be classified as that 
very understandable
I am sorry you had to see that
mad cuz bad
maybe bald
eugh no
Omori pfp opinions disregard and ignored
#no access

hello chatgpt-6
Furry RP Channel
Idk people on both sides kinda being a bunch of mouth breathers
also don't you live here? there's like, frequent horny pfp hunting made by artyom, iedy and others here too
I believe it, when I see it
i caused a incident 

this is why you always triple check pfps
call me idiot call me ignorant but I just don't see any point in figuring out any of these mess
All I can say is it is mentioned that he had his own security detail
what is wrong with mouth breathing
ive got issues making me unable to breathe thru my nose properly
it leads to dry throat
So maybe hire proper security detail
bad jaw development
I'm just a peasant minding my little old business, that stupid world doing it's stupid shit every single day, everyone is glued to it like knowing something about makes a dime of difference, you do you, I'll be here watching marco pierre white scream at chefs
π§
idk I often miss them
it makes your breath stink
bruh so because i have issues with my nose which leads to inability to breathe properly or enough thru nose i will have bad chin
and what any of that means for little old blur

you can ignore the world, the world might not ignore you though
i need surgery to fix the issues aswell
Listen to this man
gg
were you done growing before it?
No
guess we can only hope
Balls it means balls
i need surgery or two
π
to fix it
if I get assassinated next in the volatile political internal conflict of america I'll be bloody surprised I'll tell you that
Spoken like a true main character
jaw and nose surgery sounds like a hassle man, hope you wont have to
Not gonna happen
it was more of a general statement
Loads... Fuck laundry goddamn if
Bz you reminded me about doing laundry
no i think ill only need nose surgery

because polyps and if i remember something else
you aren't affected by matters of the world? lucky you
and on that night, something miraculous happened
blur has extracted some benefit from brainfart, of all places
ive only recently found out i have polyps because i was wondering why i cant breathe much thru mynjose
Then the washer dies mid cycle
Watch
It'll happen
Bro will say shit like this, then continue to talk about stuff that has zero affects on him at all
it's gonna boil down to the consequences of an incident like today's influencing the situation in the country and eventually on him with omitting the fact that it would have influenced him just the same without that knowledge, nor it gives him any edge or anything, but this is a sissiphus' talk that never goes anywhere
people need their illusion of control so be it
By shit I mean the same stupid memes over in a row
Exacly to the point
the bot is already on the server and needs some tweaking by mods and blood to be finally launched
Also this, 100%
So, next year got it
but unfortunately, the mod in question is iedy, who is a romanian state clerk, so aformentioned tweaking will take 20-40 work days

there is no merit in being informed on the state of the world at large?
not obsessively of course
Bureaucracy --β Gammaucracy
Remember, people, dress conservatively, because if you show neck skin, you don't get to be surprised when a dude takes advantage of it. It's how nature works.
People will watch news and think, they can change anything or have an edge over others... While just complaining over said news.
When was the last time, you actively choosed to do something that has long term effects on your life, because of the news?
I will tell you mine, I purchased gold because of some fuckery event with the Japanese and the stock market last year...
That's where I realized "Shit's hitting the fan some time in the future, better not have my money laying around some retarded bank"
wears a Speedo so
Now what
Nothing?
Damn
Are you just saying this for no reason
Well, I'm French. Giving style and fashion advice is my cultural right.
He's a Clopper, watch out
Fashion is awesome.
But cover your necks, or don't complain when guys take advantage of it.
What fashion is "I am mentally disturbed"
Which one is that?
Dunno, check your mirror. π
See ya, incels. I've disabled notifs from there, of course.

looks in the mirror, it breaks well shiiit son
The lolcow of brainfart everyone
I wonder for how many days now some random would drop in brainfart going GUY DEAD
probably a week
whats the over under?
About 4.3 weeks
Guys! Did you know that guy, you never even heard about is dead????
4.3 weeks is looooong for todays news cycle
9/11 being tomorrow doesn't help at all
Because there's footage, gore footage it'll be longer and sustained
well, today in my parts already, technically
thats a good point although I still think weeks is too long
I feel like a week is gonna be the immediate relevance
and then it's gonna be a month or more of related memes and discussions just occasionally popping up
Yeep
well yeah it will probably be referenced for years

No
really bizarre how it's us being in a very much a war and your parts being actually dangerous for tourists and foreigners innit?
Welcome to America
π
no thanks, I don't want to be detained in a camp
Mexico is nicer
mexico still has cartels that can very much kidnap and kill you but I get your reaction
Yeah if you fuck with the cartel
or drive a nice truck
or be a tourist with money
I guess it depends where you are in Mexico some regions are pretty alright for tourists because the Cartels make money off of the tourism industry
like CancΓΊn
Didn't Mexico had enough of all the Gringos?
Because they were driving prices up
why do you care? It doesnt effect you doesnt it?
No it doesn't, but I find the irony funny
I would have loved to visit Mexico someday
but I'm also very aversed to kidnappings and armed robbery
I'm a soft urban boy
though some of my friends went on a honey moon there and turned back fine
I think as long as you stay in the big tourist centers the chances are pretty slim
Mainly in Mexico City it was a big fuzz
I think nothing came out of it though
but better safe than sorry
Mexico has a City that is called Mexico City?
bro
every time some tourist center goes ENOUGH WITH THE DAMN TOURISTS it bewilders me how's that just a finished statement
mf you feed on those
Ciudad de Mexico
CDMX
the cartel loves tourists
you're supposed to whip out a plan to replace that
What?
cartel members dont target tourists because they dont want the us to be involved at all
overtourism can drag the quality down which then drags down the stream of tourists, they are just getting ahead of that curve
I don't speak spanisch
spinach
As someone who lives in a tourist destination for half of the year, my problem is the roads were not built for nearly this many people using them at the same time
Forgor
Yeah it's just Mexico City
wait weren't you living in some rural shithole with no sidewalks?
So Mexico City, is the City of Mexico?
Now I am even more confused... Does Mexico only have one City?
and it's also a tourist destination?
It's the capital
Yes
you ever seen a city without sidewalks?
For real? Their Capital name is Mexico City?? 
Mhm
Yep. Welcome to northern michigan. The roads are shit, the weather is shit half the year, but itβs really pretty and scenic and thereβs all the horse shows
usually the provincial shitholes in my country where the road is the sidewalk aka the two shitty grooves in the mud
my dad handed me 120 proof bourbon and told me to put it on my tongue
that shit beat my ass
It used to be MΓ©xico, Federal District
and those arent tourist destinations?
Because for some fucking reason they decided the ass end of the country was THE place to host horse shows
Be called Mexico City
Looks inside
Gringo tourism central
usually those have only tourist destinations like some forsaken soviet memorial, if there's anything worth visiting, there's gonna be some shabby, but road going on, gotta milk that shi
We should rename all Capitals, into their respective country 
do you at least live close to Lake Michigan or Lake Huron?
I will never go back to Tijuana after I got severe food poisoning there
Bz real shit tho, I just want this place to just balkanize and call it good
Like fuck it
... you want your sacramento hood to become romania? with iedys and ivankos?
Hell, Michigan. Not as bad as Detroit, Michigan.
City of the Americans 
fragmentation of a nation
I rather have copies of iedys than some hick fuckwit from Texas or alabamer
Idk
Thereβs also gaelord Michigan and I canβt spell it properly here because 1984
that also hate one another naturally
Funding π΅
Lack thereof
the one may or not be that far off from the other
Because all the money goes towards the tourist destinations than the roads leading to those tourist destinations
Yeah
Well California is a mix of it in a blender
Hence why have both
π
yeah that but technically it could be anything really
but roads transport the foolish tourists and their money to tourist destinations!
even greedy russians know it!
usually
The problem is that in the spring and summer, the roads are covered in tourists and in the fall and winter, the roads are covered in water, hail, snow and ice
Shut down a main road to fix it? During tourist season? Think of the poor, unfortunate rich people!
ahhhh
I see the issue
you don't have the patented russian tech "drop asphalt right on top of the snow"

and the second patented tech "work at night even in apartments' areas"
I have the construction noise going from my window right now! it's 1:30 am!
Expecting people to work at night here, lol, lmao even
you have no fucking idea how blessed you are.
jackhammer.mp3
especially if you have troubled sleep.
I donβt because my houses is located in the woods off the main roads
quite literally that is going drrrrr rn
Shit
honestly at this point I don't even know who is doing that, the recent construction across the road is long finished
Unfortunately I work for a living and this must leave my scenic woodland house and the wendigo pack to venture into the concrete urban sprawl
Meth heads?
I'm imagining that some of the people in the area went mad from daily night construction, bought a jackhammer of their own and just hammering during the night, laughing maniacally, reliving their trauma
Lol
Meth heads! 
but seriously, if I ever somehow get to power in here, first thing I do after making a precise number of people disappear is outlawing night construction
aaaany night construction
Hmm
and it's not just gonna be fees and stern talking, I'm gonna run your fucking company into the ground
if I see you lift a hammer during sleep time near any living house, you're going to gulag, no parole
I would rather they work through the night to get shit done than take fucking forever to finish. It rains at the drop of a hat here, work while the skyβs clear day or night.
thing is
they work at night
AND THEY STILL FUCKING TAKE FOREVER TO FINISH
THAT CONSTRUCTION I MENTIONED WAS TWO YEARS LATE OF SCHEDULE THAT WAS HANGED ON THEIR WALL
it all could have been done more sensibly, I get it, construction in a busy big city is complicated
but they ain't doing it smart in any way at all
it's just more convenient, to them
@tidal trellis
That means the system was purposefuly created to torment you
no, it was made to laundry an exorbitant amount of cash money
construction business is not oil but pretty damn close to it
AND it waa made to launder cash money
and the corruption level there is batshit crazy
ironically I did work in construction for a year
I heard Xal works in construction
in documentation of course, no way I'm surviving being on the cite for longer than a day, I've heard stories of people soups in the puddle because of a cable break
the pay was small, but on the other hand, the work hours were many and hard
so great place, 10/10
He's a construction worker in California
@naive bison
I think theyβre real
Look like?
hows it goin oomfie
are you the expert on lizard people
Itβs so WEIRDβ¦
Doesnβt even like fish
Itβs
well seeing as you're a genuine femboy, yes. You managed to flawlessly identify that there are no such things as catboys and you did it without needing to do research


okay argonian enjoyer
I am not!! No proof!!! 
I'd post a gif but I can't

This is important to the lore
I donβt know what Todd was thinking
"lizard woman booby"
Yes please
I donβt even like booby
nah, they just look lame, normal leg having ass lameo-s
not digitigrade enough okaaay
yeah fair
hi robert
snake woman
Frot
okay sure
Yippee
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Thereβs one part of that you got wrong
I donβt like women.

me when I lie
snake men

do you think they have 2
Probably


more is better
too many is not better
I think less is more
youre just enough
I canβt post the gif I want to
If I dm the gif would you post it
This is glorpshit
dm me it
I donβt have one saved and Iβm at work :(
This is getting out of hand
Thank you sir
Iβm calling the cop
This is actually the gif I was going to post



okay