#🎪bruh-fart

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high wing
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but the mods said

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"no"

storm stream
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M60 casemate

spring quail
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its way bigger than the m60 in game

fallow trellis
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Give u sperms?

little mirage
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Just play suck song

high wing
prisma quartz
little mirage
visual stirrup
idle veldt
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It’s weak

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But it matches the energy of brainfart

little mirage
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Born to be retarded forced to be regardef

fallow trellis
idle veldt
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Ok blue guy

visual stirrup
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he declined

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the package is on the way

fallow trellis
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this is the only channel that allows be to be extremely racist

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it would be nice to post images too i guess

visual stirrup
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the whole block is gonna smell foul for like a month

fallow trellis
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an old discord server i got banned in, I called out cp and instead of the guy getting banned i got banned

visual stirrup
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has the server been nuked?

fallow trellis
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not sure

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I got banned along with another guy who replied to my calling out with some more cp but in anime

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also talking about gambling wasnt allowed

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You can say the g word tho which was nice i guess

visual stirrup
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what about other FuN words?

fallow trellis
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britis cigarette was allowed

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as you can tell they called me jew alot

idle veldt
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Goober

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The g word

visual stirrup
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forget the Bay Harbor Stretcher

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robert is the real menace to GAMMA

quartz ridge
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RULES THIS, TERMS OF BULLSHIT THAT!!

WE WERE BORN TO SPAM GORES AND THUGS!

upper shore
fallow trellis
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imagine if we get perms back and we all collectively post gore n goatse

grizzled meadow
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Stealing my gifs smh

grizzled meadow
visual stirrup
fallow trellis
spring quail
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greater gammistan > brainfart

grizzled meadow
fallow trellis
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what if the sleeper accounts were the friends we made along the way

visual stirrup
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each one saw the drama and thought "that looks fun"

fallow trellis
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what if the Bay Harbor Stretcher were the friends we made along the way

visual stirrup
grizzled meadow
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I wonder if he's still here

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Lurking

sharp loom
quartz ridge
deep topaz
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I purchased a 5 ton shipping container full of banana chips and I could not be happier

quartz ridge
grizzled meadow
visual stirrup
# quartz ridge shhhhhh

that's gonna be the next version of Anonymous
the scientologists are gonna look out the window of their office building and see a bunch of guys doubled over with their hands-

deep topaz
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8 million banana chips

visual stirrup
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well, you get the idea

deep topaz
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such a delicious item

spring quail
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i wanna see the banana chip container

deep topaz
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look up a PNG of a shipping container and a transparent banana chip png and overlay them

visual stirrup
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Schleppa is gonna Cask of Amontillado Falco and Dr Gaz

spring quail
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overlay my ass

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i can punch through brick walls

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he cant

deep topaz
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I don't have enough money to buy even 100 bags of banana chips

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I have lied

visual stirrup
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say it aint so!

deep topaz
spring quail
deep topaz
visual stirrup
visual stirrup
deep topaz
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this one too

tight rune
deep topaz
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murder on camera

solar breach
spring quail
fallow trellis
deep topaz
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i don't remember who asked this, a couple days ago, but Total War Troy is actually in the bronze age before Rome

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so we do have a bronze age TW

idle veldt
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Well good news because it’s dogshit

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So they can just make another better one

solar breach
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this goes so fucking hard

deep topaz
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what makes troy dogshit

idle veldt
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Idk I just don’t hear anything about it lmao

deep topaz
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everyone has their own particular flavor of TW that they like, and dislike

idle veldt
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Can we agree Pharaoh is bad

deep topaz
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i've never played it nor seen actual gameplay

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so I don't know

idle veldt
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That’s wild

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These games come out and basically don’t exist

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I actually really liked Attila

deep topaz
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I think Attila is really good but Attila himself absolutely ruins it

idle veldt
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True

deep topaz
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and I know it's a part of the history and whatnot but he's just an absolutely unbeatable horde faction that you just have to lose to

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no fun

idle veldt
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I always played as a Russian faction that gets hit first

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To protect the western world

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Well not Russian but like, as far east as you can go

deep topaz
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proto slavs

idle veldt
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My kin

deep topaz
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I remember them having poison arrows which were another thing you had to mod out

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because one arrow hitting your unit automatically made the whole unit exhausted and they took poison DOT

idle veldt
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Lmao great Design

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Even though they already have individual hit boxes for that shit

slender rock
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sips twisted tea ah yes fermented pissbags

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🌝

deep topaz
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scrub daddy emote

slender rock
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Yes

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Because she calls me "daddy"

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🌝

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🌞

spring quail
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the french fries shaped like those at bob evan's are so fucking good

slender rock
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Wedges?

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Or like lil suns

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🤔

deep topaz
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smiley fries probably

spring quail
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yeah the smiley fries

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i havent had them since i was a kid and my mom took me there but no other fry has come close

deep topaz
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I used to get them in grade school

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they weren't great, but nothing they made was great

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except for the "homemade" pizza every other Friday. That was good

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or I should say, it would've been great, but I had third lunch, so the cheese on the pizza was always hard and crusty by then

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thankfully, on the other fridays, we got pan pizzas

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which they sell at sam's club

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very good

river zealot
deep topaz
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sour cream flavored gougar

spring quail
pale ingot
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so we're mass posting links and shit with no embeds now huh

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its getting bad

deep topaz
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it's been bad

spring quail
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day ???

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we're farting in the dark

naive bison
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Good morning

pale ingot
spring quail
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the mods will deploy real burers to our homes soon

pale ingot
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full id and face scan for embed perms

deep topaz
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our accounts need to be our full names with our faces as PFPs

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need a shitposting license

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need an EasyCide(TM) remotely controlled death collar if we say anything bad

pale ingot
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we need to go travel to france so grok can personally take our mugshot and store it in the database

spring quail
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thats not enough

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he's going to take hair and blood samples and full 3d scan our bodies to make voodoo dolls and distribute them to mods

deep topaz
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he's going to hire Kojima specifically for the feet scans

spring quail
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not quentin tarantino?

pale ingot
deep topaz
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our souls will be forever attached to this rock, even after the sun dwindles and burns out

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we will never get the mercy of death

spring quail
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what happens if we fall into a black hole or something

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or like if a quasar hits and vaporizes the rock

deep topaz
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maybe one eon we will find out

pale ingot
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i think the death of the sun is gonna be stronger than a gypsy witch dont worry

deep topaz
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I'm not taking the risk

spring quail
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what if she gathers her other gypsy friends to steal the sun

pale ingot
spring quail
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how can we install antitheft devices around the sun

pale ingot
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weaponized dyson sphere

spring quail
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we have to get ahead of the curve

fossil swan
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@pale ingot i got cursed by a gypsy

pale ingot
fossil swan
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din cauza lu ala

spring quail
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drop a melon on its head to relieve the curse

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any kind

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cantaloupe, watermelon, honeydew

deep topaz
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I need a knife to scratch the itch on my ass cheek

pale ingot
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mi pene

spring quail
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not the poop knife

deep topaz
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shitblade

spring quail
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the scatana

fallow trellis
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Can I post feet

deep topaz
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today I learned that there's a mod that expands the world even more for TW WH3

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54 more provinces, 137 settlements, 43 new factions

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good heavens

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This mod expands and fills-out the Immortal Empires map: Ind, the Lost Isles of Elithis, the Eastern Steppes, Khuresh, Nippon, Khosun, several small islands, AND MORE!

fallow trellis
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you lost me at expansion

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i didnt know you were into WH expansion

deep topaz
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do you want your vast sandbox to be vaster and sandboxier

idle veldt
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You can post feet Quinn

lyric horizon
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@fallow trellis post the feet

fallow trellis
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its not the same as the real thing

idle veldt
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Not even CLOSE

lyric horizon
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morse code?

spring quail
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............................
.... oooO...............
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......)../....Oooo....
.....(/.....(....).......
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.... oooO...............
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deep topaz
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this mod basically adds another third to the ingame map

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this is huge

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covers the whole planet

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more horrific chaos spawn to smother

idle veldt
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Just map or units too

deep topaz
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it's piggybacking off of 3-4 other mods, so I'm not sure

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but almost all added units in the game are added to a race's unit pool

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so the AI decides to use them or not

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and these factions are standard races

idle veldt
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Oh bro look at these Korean cities

deep topaz
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all the stuff in white is added by this mod

spring quail
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"the great ocean"

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is actually a glorified bay or small gulf

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that shit looks like tampa bay & st. pete

feral kiln
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noooooooooooooo

idle veldt
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Bermuda Triangle lmao

stark gull
fallow trellis
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theres 6 feet

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so thts 1.82 meters

spring quail
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depending on how big a printer and paper this guy has it could be a lot or a little

fallow trellis
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theres clearly 6 feet in the ascii image

drifting mantle
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It's the middle of the week and we STILL have no perms

pseudo robin
spring quail
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Maximum Armor

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Cope Engaged

naive bison
narrow lotus
deep topaz
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I bought a book on learning russian

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it's from the 70s or so

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apparently an o without any modification is an a

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damn duolingo had me saying it wrong

little mirage
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Uses duolingo for language comprehension

deep topaz
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I used it to learn cyrillic

clear vapor
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Reee gimme pics/videos perms

drifting mantle
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When will this suffering end?

pseudo robin
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You will endure no perms and mid jannie memes for eternity

drifting mantle
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I have no memes and I must SCREAM!!!

wooden surge
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Hmmmm what is that stink... Oh Xally peepoWave

deep topaz
drifting mantle
# wooden surge

If you think about it, Furries are just like Buffalo Bill.

They want to wear skin/fur in order to hide their ugly selfs. Notice how they depict themselfs always in this healthy looking humanoid... While in reality, they are severly out of shape and horrendous to look at.

wooden surge
drifting mantle
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And they act like him as well

high wing
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That already tears a hole in your theory

drifting mantle
drifting mantle
high wing
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They can be yeah

naive bison
high wing
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I bet you dont know about the pizza incident

naive bison
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btw did discord change the font?

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looks ugly as hell

drifting mantle
naive bison
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the "typing" thingy

vale sand
high wing
narrow lotus
high wing
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It is part of their make believe

drifting mantle
vale sand
high wing
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Some of the furries that like pretending to be fat are fit as hell

drifting mantle
high wing
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Or just look like twigs

coarse bear
fallow trellis
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sex

high wing
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Oh no

vale sand
high wing
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The fact youtube didnt kill him on sight for that

coarse bear
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There is nothing explicit in the statue jokerge2

vale sand
coarse bear
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Looks like a big shoe

vale sand
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And I am specifically saying "somewhat", that shit has been on a steady decline since months now

coarse bear
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He's not invading my recommendations anymore thumbsUp2x

high wing
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Pyro literally memes it

coarse bear
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Pyro clipfarms his commission "leaks"

high wing
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I mean its getting ppl to react

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So hes earning his bag

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And artists are getting paid

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¯_(ツ)_/¯

coarse bear
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"Wait a minute, I earned $4 billion dollars when I accidentally showed off my Fat Pyro TF2 mod? xd"

high wing
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I do have an artist friend that pyro has commissioned art from

coarse bear
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Gotta demand royalties

vale sand
high wing
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Time for eeps

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Goodnight fartheads

drifting mantle
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@vale sand did the mods test the bot yet?

vale sand
pseudo robin
vale sand
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But yeah

drifting mantle
vale sand
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He has some of the worst code I have every seen

drifting mantle
high wing
pseudo robin
high wing
coarse bear
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If if else statements comprise >75% of your code, you may need to learn better

high wing
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So down the line code will fail game have problem

vale sand
high wing
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^

vale sand
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His code is literally incomprehensible garbage with indents every single fucking time

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He has more statements stacked on top of statements than the diddy case

coarse bear
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Means
it
goes
like
this

pseudo robin
drifting mantle
vale sand
pseudo robin
vale sand
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And he is entitled as shit

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Lies as much as he can, to the point where he belives it himself

pseudo robin
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Hes the dude who's always like "my dad is the south park wow guy" isn't he

wooden surge
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Yea

vale sand
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That is his holy grail

wooden surge
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I don't remember the line about second generation worker

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But it's perfect example of his stupidity

vale sand
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Got a complaint? I worked at Blizzard.
Issues? Not mine because I worked at Blizzard.
I know the anti cheat of WoW guys, I coded it myself in one night, calm down ladies

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The man, the myth, the chromosome collector

drifting mantle
vale sand
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And his entire career had a system shock, just because he couldn't apologise for being wrong

drifting mantle
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Bro is like the first Supermutant of the second Generation (the one that was severly retarded, because they got created by other supermutants)

vale sand
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His employment contract at Blizzard wasn't worth the paper it was printed on, there were interviews with people that worked with him, he was insufferable and bad at his job

drifting mantle
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Never apologize

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Or admit that you're wrong

vale sand
# drifting mantle Never apologize

Many creators don't apologise, usually that doesn't even lead to major issues but he doubled down, that was his biggest point of failure, when he got attacked, he doubled down for a second round of beatings

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And then misconstrued the entire thing

deep topaz
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Keep it down he's trying to sleep

drifting mantle
eager igloo
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THERE ARE WORMS UNDER YOUR SKIN PULL THEM OUT

wooden surge
drifting mantle
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I already pulled them out and ate them

wooden surge
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Yummers, protein

eager igloo
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Good job idot now there are worms in your gut

drifting mantle
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🪱 🪱 🪱

eager igloo
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Okay I grossed myself out

drifting mantle
eager igloo
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Awful

drifting mantle
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Do not cite the dark magic, for I was there when it was written

spring quail
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im gonna put this on my wall over my bed

drifting mantle
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IP Grabber

spring quail
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its actually my new patented ip manhandler

primal kayak
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Your what

spring quail
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it thrashes those numbers around like they owe money and stuff them into a trash can

placid sail
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cummies

drifting mantle
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Busy

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When do we get perms back?

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The bot is already live

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And still order 1984 is in effect

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What needs to happen?

spring quail
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we have to go into discord like in code lyoko and turn off the goatse towers

narrow lotus
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What happens if i uppercut a 16 year old gypsy

drifting mantle
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You get praise by fellow Europeans

placid sail
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very likely that everything is already done and ready to go, but mods just forgor to press a button

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still will take 14 work days

coarse bear
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Busy has wished another delay into existence, much like the delay of Half-Life 3, which also just got delayed by my mention of it

fallow trellis
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3 hour class straight turned my brain into mush

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fell asleep 16 different times

placid sail
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@minor cypress 2xko has started closed beta

placid sail
wooden surge
naive bison
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For unknowers its league of legends fighting game

drifting mantle
naive bison
drifting mantle
naive bison
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His fursona name apparently is "Maldavius Figtree" and it wears a fedora or sth iirc

drifting mantle
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No way

wooden surge
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Wow. Every single time

drifting mantle
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You just made that up!

tidal trellis
naive bison
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Actually don't

drifting mantle
naive bison
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He's a fucking loser freak

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I cant believe I was deceived him for like a couple months when he was on my shorts

deft crescent
tidal trellis
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Guh?

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About?

narrow sorrel
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as an omori player?

spring quail
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fuck me morgan

naive bison
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My confidence in him started waning when he said undertale code bad because unoptimized

#

Without prefacing it by saying undertale ugly 8 bit game

#

So no real need for it

drifting mantle
#

You know, these freaks would be easy to catch if we made Asylums great again.
They can't help themselfs, but point out and show the whole world how fucked they are in the head...

Just one visit to Twitter and BlueSky and you would have 90% of those freaks located.

lapis zinc
naive bison
lapis zinc
naive bison
#

You cant call him that either

#

Maldavius hates smoking

lapis zinc
#

watch me

naive bison
#

I don't think you should be allowed to run an animal rescue thing

pseudo robin
#

Oil up @tidal trellis

naive bison
#

While professing how much you love "knots"

pseudo robin
tidal trellis
lapis zinc
pseudo robin
tidal trellis
naive bison
#

I avoid negative content online

#

I usually just watch funi stuff

#

Or interesting

lapis zinc
naive bison
#

Stuff like that just makes me upset

#

Why would I watch it y'know

drifting mantle
#

And then you would start piercing your face and dye your hair

lapis zinc
#

and shaving all his body hair

#

oh wait clueless

drifting mantle
tidal trellis
lapis zinc
drifting mantle
eager igloo
#

Aaand I saw that dumb stupid fucking idiot kek emote

#

Kys

naive bison
#

Its just an emote

tidal trellis
naive bison
#

@drifting mantle a Hasan fan, just days after meeting and taking a picture with him IRL, was arrested for making terror threats omegakekw

#

Saying he was gonna shoot up and bomb some business

placid sail
tidal trellis
#

no that's just me kek1

placid sail
#

you sure you wanna spec into fake confidence?

tidal trellis
#

Busy it literally explains everything, what do you mean!!! madge

eager igloo
placid sail
#

or at the very least, your legend must be much more thoroughly invented that it is now

vast wren
#

almost 2 weeks now

tidal trellis
placid sail
#

go make yourself useful in support you amoeba

wooden surge
#

Room temp level iq 🥱

drifting mantle
tidal trellis
prisma venture
#

Yello

lapis zinc
#

Purple

sage pond
#

Green

pseudo robin
#

@tidal trellis oil up twink

vast wren
#

I thought it was just ragebaiting and sending fuckass omori gifs

placid sail
#

despite the allegations of being mods' hoe, he is a helper in support channels

#

(allegedly)

vast wren
drifting mantle
#

He has a humiliation kink

placid sail
narrow lotus
drifting mantle
#

Flop would unironically wear a shirt that says "Don't bully me, I will cum kek1"

vast wren
full rapids
#

Well
Kink is 1st for him
But he does help ppl with gamma soo

tidal trellis
vast wren
#

you just exist and poeple hate you instantly

tidal trellis
#

No! It's just me being me! And people get angry at me for no reason

#

How is that my fault kek1

vast wren
#

thats called indirectly ragebaiting

drifting mantle
tidal trellis
#

I think I'll take logical explanations last from Stella, considering last your big plan was bad too kek1 if u don't mind

vast wren
#

okay bro

#

swag or whatever

tidal trellis
#

Wha?

vast wren
#

okay bro

drifting mantle
#

Seeing you two interact...

#

Headache

full rapids
#

Damn bot censored the word

#

Had to re write

drifting mantle
#

gae

full rapids
vast wren
drifting mantle
#

But no, he's not openly gae

simple ore
drifting mantle
#

We all know he's gae, but he claims he's straight

vast wren
simple ore
#

what 7 hours with no internet does to a mfer

drifting mantle
# vast wren closeted

He's in the closet and still thinks he's winning.
If people call him out, that he can't accept who he is... He says people are projecting

simple ore
#

finnaly it's back and discord auto updated

#

fml it looks even worse

#

why is the "busy is typing" text was moved

placid sail
#

you make stella and the likes of her look like innocent truthful souls in comparison with your endless bullshit

drifting mantle
simple ore
#

what

#

what's the point then

#

why have the bot on

drifting mantle
#

I have no clue

simple ore
#

can't even test it out lmao

tidal trellis
drifting mantle
#

And if you ask what's holding them up, they respond all sassy

tidal trellis
#

I'd feel bad of I did

placid sail
placid sail
wooden surge
placid sail
#

monthly unnecessary corpo design update I guess

simple ore
#

they added an empty space that looks off
it's where the "X is typing" goes
so they literally moved it and added empty space for no reason

#

i don't get it it's not that big of a deal
it looks worse
why they keep doing this

wooden surge
#

Yes and that space is off as fuck

placid sail
wooden surge
#

Because they just did negative space instead of hard cutoff

placid sail
#

this is mildly irritating

drifting mantle
simple ore
#

the is typing thing looked better inside the text box

placid sail
#

but it's alright, they'll remove it or change it into something even worse in the next mandatory corpo design update

#

ugh I hate that gap

simple ore
#

.

wooden surge
#

Mind the gap

naive bison
#

When is the fucking bot ready man

simple ore
#

it's even worse now when you're trying to reply in a busy channel

drifting mantle
#

Discord and it's servers, trying everything within their power to stop us using their shit

#

First no perms, now this

simple ore
#

it's funny since it opened on the theme dogshit making me buy nitro

drifting mantle
#

Damn you Rothschild!

simple ore
#

kinda scummy ngl they let you test it and the subscribe button is where the apply one should be

drifting mantle
simple ore
#

what's it called

#

the clanker takeover is in effect

eager igloo
#

Finally

drifting mantle
#

You don't see me having perms

placid sail
#

fucking kill yourself whoever designed that

simple ore
#

i do get the are you sure popups

#

i mean are you really gonna reinstall a 100gb game if you accidentally uninstalled

placid sail
#

I mean sure confirming it is an okay idea, though it's almost fucking impossible to accidentally delete the game in blizzard launcher, they hide that shit like it's anne frank and I'm some fucking gestapo officer

eager igloo
#

YOOOOOO KekSkew

placid sail
#

but that bullshit of making NO giant and colored and yes small and less noticeable is so fucking stupid

simple ore
#

i only used blizz launcher for hearthstone so idk

drifting mantle
placid sail
#

well yes thankfully I've rarely interacted with it too, but it was annoying enough for me to remember it

prisma venture
#

How we doin today

simple ore
#

be glad you don't have to use the ubi launcher

#

got fc3 for free like 2 years ago
legit went and repirated it just cause the launcher sucks that much

eager igloo
#

No button: taking half a screen
Yes button: 3 shifting pixels somewhere in the middle of the no button

lapis zinc
placid sail
#

gadamn

eager igloo
#

"Uninstalling game is part of premium functionality, buy premium to continue"

placid sail
#

god bless gaben and his yacht for needing just three easy clicks to uninstall a game

eager igloo
#

Follow me for more malware ideas

prisma venture
prisma venture
lapis zinc
#

True

vast wren
drifting mantle
vast wren
#

another form of rage bait

drifting mantle
#

anyway

vast wren
#

I think its better not to go along with flops antics

pale ingot
placid sail
tidal trellis
wooden surge
eager igloo
lapis zinc
placid sail
lapis zinc
#

That or put him on the golden throne

pale ingot
#

find him the fountain of youth

lapis zinc
#

Yes

placid sail
#

\

lapis zinc
bold kettle
pale ingot
lapis zinc
#

True

wooden surge
lapis zinc
#

That's what I'm saying

prisma venture
placid sail
#

not clicking your phishing link

#

reporting to mods

#

god this gap is disgusting

narrow lotus
#

Big

primal rapids
#

But is it true?

naive bison
#

I need to get rid of dandruff

#

I use medicated shampoo but it just doesnt do anything

#

The shit from the pharmacy

prisma venture
#

bald

#

go bald

naive bison
prisma venture
#

very good

#

and lovley

naive bison
#

Its not about hair length idiot

prisma venture
#

now shave it off

primal rapids
#

Go full bald, polish your bald head until people can see their reflection in it

prisma venture
#

yes

coarse bear
#

Go to a doctor to see if you need antifungal treatment
And then go bald

fossil swan
bold kettle
#

i recommend supplementing minerals, switch shampoo and definetly talk to a doctor

#

you might have mineral defficiency or something of that sort

prisma venture
#

broo it just hair

#

he gonna lose them anywy

#

just pour citrues on that shit

fading portal
#

I’m gonna be like liquid snake

feral kiln
#

so sad

#

dementia

fallow trellis
#

I had 6 hours of classes back to back and im running on 3 hours of sleep

lapis zinc
#

try meth

fallow trellis
#

illegal here

drifting mantle
#

illegal in Pakistan?

naive bison
#

Its your skin flaking off dumbass

#

You touch your head and it starts snowing

primal kayak
#

It's legal if they don't find out

drifting mantle
#

Rules only apply to those, who get caught

fallow trellis
fossil swan
#

i finished 7 classes rn

drifting mantle
fossil swan
#

after sleeping 3 hours aswell

fallow trellis
#

i only had 2 classes

prisma venture
fallow trellis
#

one was 4 hours and the other 2

prisma venture
#

you are going to be bald anways so shave it

naive bison
prisma venture
#

why not

naive bison
#

What are you talking about

prisma venture
#

accpet your fate

naive bison
#

What does this have to do with dandruff

#

Are you retarded

prisma venture
#

no

drifting mantle
#

What's a dandruff?

prisma venture
#

im just saying u will be bald when u get to your 30s

#

thats all

fallow trellis
prisma venture
#

so u should shave it now

drifting mantle
prisma venture
#

so u wont be that guy who is losing his hair

drifting mantle
#

So bald then

prisma venture
placid sail
#

ass pet your damn fate

prisma venture
#

wpt

#

wot

drifting mantle
#

Shifty, aren't you 19 and already balding?

prisma venture
#

yeah

fallow trellis
#

hes actually 12

drifting mantle
#

Smh

prisma venture
#

bro i have strelok hairline irl

drifting mantle
#

12 and already balding

prisma venture
#

yeah cant do shit with it

#

and i aint going to kebab land for implants

#

fuck that

#

i like when i look like

#

🥚

#

❤️

drifting mantle
#

Accept who you are and embrace the strelok

prisma venture
#

i will

fallow trellis
#

balding ass 12 yrold

prisma venture
#

lmao

#

so what

#

you are jewish pakistani quinn

#

and i am balding 12 yo kid

#

so what

fallow trellis
#

the last person who called my jewish heritage got banned

prisma venture
#

thats kinda racist tho

fallow trellis
#

yeah he was racist

prisma venture
#

yeah

#

to me

fallow trellis
#

i tot u were from czech

storm stream
fallow trellis
#

idk he said all jewish people are liars

#

not true

#

everything i say is the undeniable truth

prisma venture
fallow trellis
#

im going to say yes then your going to say something mean

prisma venture
#

no

austere shadow
naive bison
drifting mantle
#

He's also 48

prisma venture
#

lmao

fallow trellis
#

im 47

prisma venture
#

unc

drifting mantle
#

Oh

#

Sorry

prisma venture
#

he is OG

drifting mantle
#

47

naive bison
#

There is no way

fallow trellis
#

this dude lied about being a californian law student

prisma venture
#

yeah he is

fallow trellis
#

you have 0 credibility

naive bison
prisma venture
#

xal u orthodox?

pseudo robin
naive bison
#

Until then, you are a balding homosexual @fallow trellis

pseudo robin
#

Same bro

prisma venture
#

is anyone here orthodox?

drifting mantle
#

I would post a Strelok GIF right now

fallow trellis
prisma venture
naive bison
drifting mantle
fallow trellis
prisma venture
naive bison
drifting mantle
fallow trellis
#

i bet you dont even love captain america

drifting mantle
fallow trellis
#

I thought of you as a californian lawstudent

#

even when im always right i can always be lied to

#

or rather still be lied to

prisma venture
naive bison
#

Its literally that simple

fallow trellis
#

so you were lying

prisma venture
fallow trellis
#

your not really from lawschool or california

naive bison
#

You balding homosexual man

fallow trellis
#

no on the first accusation, yes on the second

naive bison
#

I keep falling for it

fallow trellis
#

skill issue

drifting mantle
#

I think Xal is a law student in Russia

prisma venture
#

is he tho

drifting mantle
#

Of course

fallow trellis
#

dude doesnt understand the pain of betrayal he put me thru

drifting mantle
#

Have you seen him baiting people into getting muted or banned? Of course he's studying law

fallow trellis
#

all he knows is to lie, twerk, and eat hotpockets

fallow trellis
drifting mantle
pseudo robin
#

She did nothing wrong

drifting mantle
#

The true nature of Cockrider is a mystery to us all

fallow trellis
#

pakistani law makers are neither lawyers but they are masters in baiting

drifting mantle
fallow trellis
#

i tot it was youyou

naive bison
#

Stop accusing me of that

#

I just have an IQ reduction aura

drifting mantle
naive bison
#

I just exist and people who hate me become retarded

#

Say something against the rules and get dropped

#

Beamed by a gold scar

fallow trellis
#

the rule is do not piss off xal

drifting mantle
naive bison
drifting mantle
#

You're a master baiter by default

naive bison
#

People who piss me off are still here

#

Too many of them.

fallow trellis
#

dude thinks the system is perfect

naive bison
drifting mantle
#

Am I pissing you off?

naive bison
#

Baiting is an intentional action

naive bison
#

You got me

fallow trellis
#

hes saying baiting is a mens rea

#

the reason why im still here for so long is because, xal secretly likes me

naive bison
#

Not state of mind

fallow trellis
#

i actually dont know what i said

#

quasi in rem

naive bison
fallow trellis
#

ipso loquitur

naive bison
#

Lorem impsum

naive bison
fallow trellis
#

I really myself in you

naive bison
#

It worked a couple times but it ends now

fallow trellis
drifting mantle
#

So... Xal is a Californian Law Student?

#

"Sir, you knew my Client had his pronouns in his bio! You were clearly aware that they existed, yet you still choosed to ignore they/them!!"

prisma venture
pale ingot
#

no particular reason

prisma venture
#

i have plenty of reasons

drifting mantle
prisma venture
#

hopefully

drifting mantle
#

I could list them

#

But

narrow lotus
#

Work day done

#

God bless

drifting mantle
prisma venture
#

i cant

#

yeah

drifting mantle
prisma venture
drifting mantle
#

Of course

#

Then he gets killed by a hacker

narrow lotus
foggy mantleBOT
#

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drifting mantle
#

Gets angry

narrow lotus
#

i think not

#

i think tarkov is kinda dead rn

placid sail
#

gasp

narrow lotus
#

i dont even know if im gonna get Kappa and Prestige this wipe

naive bison
#

Kill yourself

narrow lotus
#

shit is awful

narrow lotus
placid sail
#

could it be that iedy

#

is gonna escape from tarkov

drifting mantle
#

What?

prisma venture
naive bison
prisma venture
#

what why me

#

u are the one who loves cheaters and shit

#

no?

naive bison
#

It was a response to a message but it didnt save the response link

eager igloo
#

🔨
eggbirb

narrow lotus
naive bison
#

So it posted as a regular message

naive bison
placid sail
#

your wife and kids are finally gonna see you iedy

#

what a glorious day

naive bison
prisma venture
#

man

#

i love me some great coffe

#

and great lunch

drifting mantle
#

Iedy can finally turn on the perms again!

prisma venture
#

i feel like human again

drifting mantle
prisma venture
storm stream
prisma venture
#

wait

#

ledy is a man?

#

i tought he is like girl

#

or something

drifting mantle
prisma venture
narrow lotus
#

god if i had wife and kids rn i would literally be depressed

#

imagine raising a family in this economy

prisma venture
placid sail
# storm stream I... don't think Iedy has wife and kids

it's the silent hill situation when he keeps getting phone calls from his wife and kids saying they're waiting for him and miss him very much while in reality, they left him years ago, and it's all his mental trauma and not getting to terms with it, until he finally escapes from tarkov and faces the reality

narrow lotus
#

i just realised i have a Monster Ultra in the fridge

#

what a glorious day

prisma venture
#

shit slaps in the moring

#

morning

fossil swan
#

fututi mortii matii de liceu

primal rapids
#

Imagine fulfilling your biological imperative to reproduce, in this economy

prisma venture
#

btw

#

is anyone orthodox here?

fossil swan
#

ba coaie cat de handicapati sunt colegi mei

fossil swan
prisma venture
#

:/

#

i want to convert

#

to orthodoxy

fossil swan
#

we only hate those who insult jesus and god

prisma venture
#

like rn im atheist but i want to become an orthodox just becuse of my family and stuff

#

dont know how to start tho

fossil swan
prisma venture
#

okey

#

any book i should read?

narrow lotus
#

bible

fossil swan
#

i hear people read the new testament and bible

#

but im not religious

#

so

#

i still recommend orthodox

narrow lotus
#

we mean it

prisma venture
#

yeah orthodoxy is better imo

fossil swan
placid sail
#

Ideas for a topic starter, by shifty

  • should I change my religion?
  • I've got weirdly obsessed with a girl I barely know
  • mombster emregy
narrow lotus
#

Nobody - Nothing

Grandpa - I pray to got you fall into a spiked cock

narrow lotus
fossil swan
#

they're so retarded

#

and glued to their phones in class

placid sail
#

that's the idea

prisma venture
#

did somone pissed in your tea again

placid sail
#

a teacher turns retarded children into slightly less retarded children

#

they get paid for exactly that

fossil swan
#

the government needs to bring back the law that allowed teachers to scold children

prisma venture
#

u are that kind of a person who gets offended when somone talks with him irl

drifting mantle
placid sail
#

oh relax

drifting mantle
#

Go balistic on them kids

placid sail
#

it's little old me poking fun at you

prisma venture
#

but

#

but

#

but

#

u allweys at me

fossil swan
prisma venture
#

im really sade

#

sad

#

it hurts me busy

fossil swan
#

he was a true believer

prisma venture
#

in my little heart

placid sail
#

aren't we all a little sade

fossil swan
#

no im a little retarded

drifting mantle
#

Sedated

prisma venture
#

yes i am

#

now

narrow lotus
fossil swan
#

with how they act now a days

narrow lotus
#

the law

prisma venture
#

we both know it

fresh rose
placid sail
#

iedy isn't ready to drop that soap in the prison showers

drifting mantle
fossil swan
narrow lotus
prisma venture
drifting mantle
narrow lotus
fossil swan
#

and probably kill you

prisma venture
drifting mantle
narrow lotus
#

yeah the kids are annoying, some rly make me hate it sometimes but in the end it is what it is , i just put them a bad grade then they usually beg at the end of the year to pass

fresh rose
fossil swan
coarse bear
prisma venture
fresh rose
#

Compared to work factory and get butt fucked

prisma venture
#

@narrow lotus what ages do u teach?

fossil swan
#

i think he teaches highschool or college

narrow lotus
fossil swan
#

or gymnasium

narrow lotus
#

so i guess 6 to 13 years old

prisma venture
#

ahhh thats okey i guess

fresh rose
#

You severely overestimate the requirements to be a teacher in the balkans shifty, thats for sure

drifting mantle
prisma venture
coarse bear
fossil swan
little mirage
#

Gamma teacher

drifting mantle
#

Fix the school system

narrow lotus
#

the little kids are easy , i just give them something to do like colours or put them a cartoon and they chill

prisma venture
little mirage
#

Arent u suppose to teach teacher

coarse bear
#

Bro got Tom&Jerry teachin' kids

prisma venture
narrow lotus
#

they cant even write

fresh rose
#

Ive had TWO teachers who were best friends basically just because they gamble and they take the whole school system as a fucking joke, both of them sent kids to the gambling place almost every time they held class so they can pay and get them a sports betting ticket

#

It was so fucking funny

#

IN THE SAME SCHOOL BTW

prisma venture
#

u also have broccoli heads? yeah i make funn of them

fresh rose
prisma venture
#

i bully them

drifting mantle
narrow lotus
little mirage
#

My old teachers back then played airsoft and at one point made our entire class go for it.

narrow lotus
#

oh and the Madagascar Penguins

prisma venture
fresh rose
#

Then in highschool my professor just didnt give a shit abt actually teaching and he also gambled online during class, all he would ask of us is to not be loud

narrow lotus
fresh rose
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Then when he would teach it was just reading out of his book

fossil swan
fossil swan
fresh rose
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Other 2 were math teachers and uh

narrow lotus
little mirage
# prisma venture based

Added this was in south east asia at the time so we basically dealt with vietnam war level bullshit.

fresh rose
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Fuck idk what its called

prisma venture
fresh rose
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Quite literally

narrow lotus
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my physics teacher in 8th grade was a self absorbed retard he tried to levitate and hit the door and he fell from 1st floor on the window once trying to install an antenna to catch radio signals

fresh rose
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He read off his papers and when anything needed to be explained he would just get someone to draw and write in a table

narrow lotus
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he was a genius but like , a mad genius at best

fresh rose
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On the board

fossil swan
narrow lotus
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he knew a lot of smart shit but as a cost he lost his fucking mind

fresh rose
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And we just wrote it in our test books

fossil swan
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delusions

narrow lotus
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yeah

fresh rose
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He quite literally didnt care

drifting mantle
#

Here is my teaching style:
Repeat the same thing, but LOUDER