🎪bruh-fart

[drifting mantle]

[solar breach]

repost if chillin

[slender rock]

Why the fuck does a flu exist in the middle of summer

Bro

Why

😭

[vale sand]

the fuck kinda question is that

[drifting mantle]

You got Malaria... I'm sorry bro

[storm stream]

"repost if chilling"

Fat piggy on a mattress next to garbage bins

[vale sand]

That's like asking why there's car crashes in spring

[slender rock]

Nature is gonna get a lawyers note fr

[vale sand]

cease and desist sent directly to biontech

[drifting mantle]

why are there car crashes in spring? Curious

[wooden surge]

People drive less careful and faster

[vale sand]

very simple, france

[slender rock]

Probably because of joy riders going a little faster than they should, some think they're NASCAR drivers

[drifting mantle]

Obviously

It's because of the sneezers from allergies

[wooden surge]

All plan of Big Pollen

[drifting mantle]

[slender rock]

No one wants to vax for the fucking flu either so... Yeah but fuck it's hurting to cough

Aaaa

[drifting mantle]

You're dying old men

[hollow garnet]

I’ll show ya how much I gaf

[slender rock]

It's time

Golden staircase to the skyyyy

Woooo

[drifting mantle]

Watch out, he got the admin program at hand!

[slender rock]

falls to hell instead

[vale sand]

He left lmao

Wow, that really showed me

[slender rock]

Oh

[wooden surge]

Watch out!

[vale sand]

That's the best threat, "Don't take another step or I am going to shoot myself!"

"I am warning you!"

[drifting mantle]

You mean he ASCENDED

[slender rock]

I thought he was gonna goatse us again

[vale sand]

No, no not really

lmao

[drifting mantle]

He ascended to another realm, controling our every lifes

[upper shore]

https://tenor.com/view/disco-elysium-smile-gif-17859376

[vale sand]

It really would not have ended this way if he just apologised for being a dickhead, didn't insult me and just didn't threaten anyone with something that he has no control over

He made himself look like an absolute joke

For no reason

[drifting mantle]

i love shit talker like that

especially if they don't have the power they claim

"My father is Notch" kinda vibes

[vale sand]

Or the knowledge, there is no program that gives you any permission elevation and you can figure that out by a very simple google search

[drifting mantle]

That's school level of shit talking... Like back in the day with the bois

[fossil swan]

now he'll forever live on as a joke

[vale sand]

We all were kids at some point and claimed shit that wasn't true for absolutely stupid reasons but like, we're in the age of AI, a very simple prompt would've saved him from the embarrassment

[drifting mantle]

Proof that humans as a species never change

[vale sand]

Well, that much he did to himself

[drifting mantle]

No matter the tech... We are apes

[wooden surge]

He'd first need to have enough self awarness

[drifting mantle]

I checked his profil and what games he played...

No hope

[wooden surge]

[fossil swan]

even you as a clanker are smarter

[wooden surge]

Usual suspect?

[drifting mantle]

Pretty much

[wooden surge]

Baseball, huh?

[vale sand]

I mean, it's a kid with no money, I wouldn't expect Call Of Duty Black Ops 6 to pop up there

[fossil swan]

call of diddy blacks op 6

[vale sand]

His only defence mechanism was calling everyone around him a nothing and whatnot, that shit does not work for anyone that spent more than 3 days on the internet

[fossil swan]

because COD didnt think people would start recreating diddy's moves in there

[vale sand]

Even I had better shit talking capabilities when I was younger

[storm stream]

wdym? they don't seem bad

[narrow sorrel]

cock off doody black cops

[simple ore]

what should i name a dwarf brewmaster

[drifting mantle]

[narrow sorrel]

or whatever it was in Arby and the Chief

[storm stream]

I mean overall

[narrow sorrel]

Urist McBrewdwarf

Theyre all named urist

[vale sand]

I haven't checked his profile, I honestly forgot about him until I checked the pins

[narrow sorrel]

havent you played dorf fort

[simple ore]

this is a wow dwarf tho

[visual stirrup]

who do you gotta send feet pics to get some perms around here?

[simple ore]

me

[drifting mantle]

[storm stream]

... then check it?

[fossil swan]

send iedy 10 gooner pics to get gif perms

[vale sand]

He left

[visual stirrup]

it would take grok a few days to even notice my DM

[fossil swan]

[simple ore]

Ale Thunderkeg

[vale sand]

You can't get any profile info after a user doesn't share a server with you anymore

Outside of the Id, Profile Picture and so on

[fossil swan]

he plays DayZ

he has bf6 beta

think i saw beamng too

[drifting mantle]

It still shows me the recently played games when I click on him

[vale sand]

We all had that coping mechanism when it first dropped

[storm stream]

If only I could send you a screenshot...

[tidal trellis]

wait we lost the fartbrain goldfish?

[fossil swan]

i dont find a reason to play DayZ on my own tbh

[fossil swan]

no that'd be you

we lost the guy who thought hes hackerman

[tidal trellis]

oh he is gone

time to flush him down the toilet

[vale sand]

Ah, it cached it, damn nice

I can see them still

[narrow sorrel]

Grog-Grog

[vale sand]

Didn't expect that but the games are not that bad

[narrow sorrel]

based on the orc zug-zug

[storm stream]

[vale sand]

Not all of them at least, DayZ is pretty far down the line, ngl

[drifting mantle]

When PUBG came out, everyone stopped playing DayZ because you didn't had to run around for ages... Just to gear up and get into fights... And start it all over again for hours, because you died. Battle Royal cut off the hours of walking and skipped to the fighting

[fossil swan]

we need embeds

[vale sand]

War Thunder, Fall Guys and Rocket League are the worst in the list

[narrow sorrel]

doesnt dayz have zombonis n shiet tho

[fossil swan]

i need to send the video of a guy with a sword in his windshield

[simple ore]

erm slur detected

[vale sand]

Yeah but you ain't gonna die to them, if you ever have the ability to find any fucking weaponry at all, you'll get around those real quick

[drifting mantle]

yes and they are no threat at all

[narrow sorrel]

you can ruin someone's day in dayz by throwing a bottle at him or spmething

[narrow lotus]

Funny how Fortnite came and swept all the popularity

Fortnite at least fucking worked even on shit pcs , dayz and pubg were so clunky its crazy

[fossil swan]

fortnite is gobslop now

[narrow sorrel]

pubg is still popular in china

[fossil swan]

i played it back in 2018-2019 for a bit and it was half-good

now its horrid

[narrow sorrel]

It's kinda uncanny

[simple ore]

pubg wasn't as clunky and had it's moment

[narrow lotus]

Yeah tbf pubg did stuff well it was very popular

[simple ore]

the mobile one probably making more money than the pc one ever made

[narrow lotus]

Cheaters killed it

[vale sand]

Pubg was alright until a few updates in, it just became more and more clunky, it pretty much became a second H1Z1 with it's build quality

[narrow sorrel]

I think I mentioned going to my parents' home and finding my dad's xbone and pubg disc while looking for a keyboard kek

[vale sand]

And that honestly, cheaters did not have a hard time with Pubg

[drifting mantle]

I started PUBG again a few years ago after coming from Tarkov... Compared to Tarkov, it felt like walking on butter

[naive bison]

one of my biggest L's of all time when pubg just came out my brother was like "look at this cool new game" and i was like "nah man H1Z1 all the way, this PUBG thing is some cashgrab copycat that won't last"

[fossil swan]

PUBG is also badly named because pubg battlegrounds

which... player unknown's battlegrounds battlegrounds

[narrow lotus]

Like i remwmber reading pubg reviews on steam and it was all Ascii reading region lock China

[fossil swan]

PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds: Battlegrounds

[drifting mantle]

True, it's a horrible name

[narrow sorrel]

Pubg mobile has goofy anime collabs

https://youtu.be/70lj02IZu0Q?si=O9CxVkGBYvxl6wig

why did they do this is beyond my comprehension

pee-yew-bee-gee

[drifting mantle]

Severe Retardation

[fossil swan]

severe gooner bait

[narrow lotus]

Sigh wtf is thst

[fossil swan]

ea-nasir predicted this 3000 years ago with his copper empires

the copper read to him that pubg will collab with anime

but they destroyed his clay tablet scriptures

[narrow sorrel]

there was a spy x family collab too apparently

[drifting mantle]

Oh my fucking god

How can people even create shit like this and not die of cringe during the process?

[fossil swan]

they turn their brain off

[drifting mantle]

They should still die, no?

[vale sand]

They just do whatever they are told and the CEO's don't care because it's money

[narrow sorrel]

I'm sure they don't care because money

[drifting mantle]

Imagine how insufferable that kind of work must be

holy shit

[narrow sorrel]

Who is player unknown anyways

[vale sand]

There's way worse jobs out there, so I think they just accept it and suck up their pride

I mean, they sit behind a computer screen all day, that beats working on a construction site any day

[drifting mantle]

[drifting mantle]

[drifting mantle]

The real question is... Who is paying the money?

[fossil swan]

ceo

[drifting mantle]

And how do we get rid of them?

[narrow sorrel]

dumb Chinese children

(I'm not even joking tho)

[drifting mantle]

Zerk Rush...

[vale sand]

Hey, not only children, also adults and not just a few of them either

They pay for anything over there

Literally just put it into a store, if it's unique enough, they will buy it

[drifting mantle]

The Codex Astartes says we have to nuke the entire site from orbit

[narrow sorrel]

Me when I open the Arena Breakout Infinite player survey and they ask if I played Crossfire in the last 3 years

[vale sand]

Ionenkanone Einsatzbereit!

[vale sand]

lmao

[narrow sorrel]

...is that from command and conquer

[vale sand]

Yes

Tiberium Wars

[drifting mantle]

It is

[narrow sorrel]

I only played red alert 2 and YR

[ruby minnow]

still cannot post

[vale sand]

Ima be real, I think that was always the very first game that I reinstalled when I reset my computer

[ruby minnow]

still cannot image inspiro

what kind of world do we live in

[vale sand]

I don't play it often but I still do love it, very nice game

[drifting mantle]

I remember playing the very first C&C on the PS1

[storm stream]

!catbomb

[split canyon]

https://i.imgur.com/iR3njmy.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/ua1EK05.gifv
http://i.imgur.com/GmDMdQN.gif
https://i.reddituploads.com/e78d9d53b3994ed9b15bb2b3e84d8bb1?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=d42a8dc6e7ca4e3842989772d1c75b20
https://i.redd.it/jux5lqd1iguy.jpg

[fossil swan]

i thought we got goatse'd again

[vale sand]

And now it's some rancid ass mobile game

[fossil swan]

cause i just see 5 gifs instantly appear

[storm stream]

Katzenbombe

[drifting mantle]

How the mighty have fallen... At least we got a nice remaster

[vale sand]

They slaughtered the entire fucking series for no benefit

[gleaming grove]

!catbomb

[split canyon]

http://i.imgur.com/nqSvRcZ.gif
http://i.imgur.com/Tb43HCT.gifv
https://i.reddituploads.com/840b67decf324c8b973b5f6ec57daf14?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=2740c6d64e720a328621db34d7319d5b
https://i.reddituploads.com/8d68bd9b573141dbb4d49c2132844598?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=4525b4c7e8a924b8b8cf9bacef360ed6
https://i.reddituploads.com/95aa7b7f5efb41e2a9bb0ba1710d5b70?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=ddff2acf735a47489344efc10b9a4e20

[drifting mantle]

Same with Medal of Honor

[vale sand]

I mean, let's be fair, the Tiberian Twilight one was ass

But they never even tried it again after that one

[ruby minnow]

that's kinda because the main people who made the game left

[vale sand]

Just with some mobile game looking ass pc and browser version, then switched to mobile entirely

[drifting mantle]

I tried it once and it was ass

[vale sand]

It was not unplayable but it came nowhere near Tiberium Wars

[storm stream]

Never let video game CEO's make decisions

[vale sand]

Not even for a fucking split second

But to this day, I still wish there would be a new game coming out like Tiberium Wars

[drifting mantle]

My favorite C&C will always be the first entry

[storm stream]

What's the last game you played and how was it?

[vale sand]

Tiberium Wars is my absolute favourite because it was my very first LAN Party game

Only have good memories from it

[drifting mantle]

Total War: Warhammer 3 was my last game

[vale sand]

Battlefield 6 and it was pretty nice, as long as they don't slaughter it on release, it'll be a good game

[drifting mantle]

Oof, the Nostalgia must hit deep

[vale sand]

It does, every single time I start it up

Also sets me at ease because I just feel like a kid again

[drifting mantle]

Same with me and Halo 3

[ruby minnow]

wait blood how old are you

[vale sand]

I am 21

[drifting mantle]

Youngling

[deep topaz]

man im old

[vale sand]

And yes, I know it's not like being a kid is 40 years ago

But still

[ruby minnow]

i feel like you were older then me

but apperantly not

[storm stream]

I haven't played it, but it does look like... a BF game. Also Riley 1000% got exposed as a cheater

[vale sand]

I am pretty young, yeah

[drifting mantle]

He Admin, he old

[vale sand]

Who's riley

[deep topaz]

vtuber for BF6

[vale sand]

ah that one

[storm stream]

Vtuber Catboy

[vale sand]

Well, it was not a secret lmao

[vale sand]

[drifting mantle]

But it's crazy to think that the Azubi I have at work, is of the same age as Blood

[naive bison]

https://youtube.com/shorts/VWZxNenzmYA?si=G0bFJE6_Sn5S6HN1

Look at this silly cat

[ruby minnow]

you know i would send a cool screenshot right now if only i could

[naive bison]

[vale sand]

Ah hell nah

Poor soul lmao

[drifting mantle]

I teach him all my wisdom

[vale sand]

We both know how Azubi's get treated

[drifting mantle]

They do the dirty work

[vale sand]

They're basically underpaid assistants, getting tools, getting coffee, getting breakfast and they get to watch while carrying everything

[drifting mantle]

But he loves it in our department, for real

People treat him like a human

[vale sand]

Well, let's hope he sticks around till the end, heard that many just quit after a few months and shit like that

Like not specifically in your field, whatever it is, just generally

[drifting mantle]

Oh he will for sure, I'm certain. He's a good kid... A little dense tho

But we all have been

[vale sand]

Experience will fix that

[drifting mantle]

exacly

[vale sand]

Just like it does with everything else

[cedar ridge]

Flopori

[spring quail]

Content

For potato peel or potato wedge fries

2 tsp dried onion

1 tsp dried garlic

1 tsp salt

0.5tsp ground black pepper

1tsp paprika powder

0.5tsp coriander

0.5tsp turmeric powder

1 tsp cayenne

0.5 tsp cumin seeds

0.5tsp fennel powder

for potato peel

[deep topaz]

cum seeds

[pale ingot]

cumin yo mama

gg

[fading portal]

My name is house

I’m gonna cure you like you ain’t been cured before

[slender rock]

Cumin in your paprika

[sour inlet]

lemme guess, an at everyone took place?

[clever python]

Where do I find memes now that this channel is neutered

You were my source

[prime zenith]

to eat a potato peel?

[primal rapids]

It is time for you to spread your wings and find other discord channels to steal memes from

[clever python]

😔 keeping a girlfriend 95% relied on finding borderline racist memes here

What do I tell her?

[spring quail]

you peel potato and have some potato peel with potato meat on it left over

a lot of them

you use that recipe to make fries

[idle veldt]

Federal agent post

[prime zenith]

[idle veldt]

What should I add to my Mac and cheese besides grilled chicken

[slender rock]

The ole search box on that there search engines mhmm

@clever python just like the olden times

Scruffy remembers mhm

[spring quail]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_8CGSzYDTg

this is a very important cooking video

[pale ingot]

you got a small dick @spring quail
its the size of this walnut except way smaller

[spring quail]

what does that have to do with cooking food

[slender rock]

Oh fucking hell

https://www.them.us/story/gayfemboy-malware-campaign-ddos-attacks-cybersecurity-experts

@pale ingot

Ham

It's begun

Literally femboi malware based on marai, how quaint

[prime zenith]

throw it and eat rice wit chicken

[primal kiln]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/873839479314591764/1412907901269573752/video-converter.com.mp4?ex=68ba0086&is=68b8af06&hm=1cbb620d5ddaaf58f9982585d260ff89de16f0bcd7e54a9c1d73c75b174b5789&

[solar breach]

has iedy been demoted yet

[glad carbon]

@prime zenith @primal kiln heyyy

[prime zenith]

heyyy

[primal kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/okbh-shark-park-gif-2853444370365667629

[glad carbon]

ham this is crazy projection

[primal kiln]

[minor cypress]

https://www.fortinet.com/blog/threat-research/iot-malware-gayfemboy-mirai-based-botnet-campaign

[idle veldt]

Mac and cheese with rice

???

[prime zenith]

no throw the mac n cheese

[idle veldt]

No man that’s the dish I’m making

[minor cypress]

Nothing crazy new, just another mirai flavor with funny naming

[idle veldt]

It’s filling and tastes good

Chicken and rice is for poor gym bros trying to bulk

[vale sand]

To this very day, I still receive traversal exploit attempts on all of my webservers

[simple ore]

fortinet.com

[vale sand]

None of them work but they try

And usually they try to exploit the nature of php and insecure string parsing

Or a misconfigured nginx setup

[vast wren]

hows the bot going

[visual stirrup]

over budget

past schedule

scope crept

[vale sand]

i still have to work normally while working on the bot, so it's going but i don't dedicate all my time towards it

[vast wren]

thats fair enough

[minor cypress]

Same shit different day

[vast wren]

almost a week

[arctic pawn]

still no pic perms

https://tenor.com/view/angry-cat-sour-cat-cat-meme-cat-gif-4305398913986271634

[fresh rose]

#╟❓general-offtopic message

Server is saved.

Flop is being banned.

(ignore everything under the linked message)

[vale sand]

i still meant the chinese one

[undone wave]

Punished Flop joining the server in 10 years as a post-twink death bear

[visual stirrup]

evil flop be like

?hug

[broken pebble]

dude channel says "post memes in here" change that NOW

we aint been posting memes for a week straight

[visual stirrup]

"Bitch at Sniper in here"

that's what the channel is for

[weak jackal]

close your eyes and open your mind and you can see 'em

[weak jackal]

quiet you dang delicious in dungeon short man creature

[broken pebble]

what.

[high meteor]

halfling

[broken pebble]

i'm a HALF FOOT, theres a CLEAR difference

[high meteor]

[broken pebble]

[weak jackal]

My money's on the bird

[high meteor]

i aint dying to chilchuck

there is still falin/marcille yuri to be seen

[glad carbon]

hiii @high meteor @weak jackal

poe2 is fire

[broken pebble]

bro likes knife ears

[high meteor]

you're ignoring that i also like big monster girls that can crush me]

[broken pebble]

@tidal trellis

[high meteor]

i thought the general conscious was that he liked men

[visual stirrup]

no

he doesn't like men

he loves men

[weak jackal]

good for him

someone has to

[idle veldt]

Wooden shoe

[gleaming grove]

Damn

He admitted

[scenic field]

I just installed a mod for bannerlord where i can impregnate everyone

[red glade]

Real Mongol hours

[scenic field]

Khuzats get the sword

These are real vlandian hours

[idle veldt]

That sounds like rape brother

[visual stirrup]

still don't know what "pancake peanut" means

[simple ore]

is bearing a chid considered rape

more news at 8

[idle veldt]

Impregnate everyone

[narrow sorrel]

Asking for Doge, can you impregnate a door?

[narrow sorrel]

The child can't consent

[simple ore]

[arctic pawn]

nah what did he do

let the twink be his cringe ass self

[vast wren]

what for

better to die cringe and true than based but closeted

[narrow sorrel]

why would flop be banned

he has already been disarmed of omori-posting perms

[vast wren]

unless he broke the rules

[vast wren]

does he just constantly post omori?

[narrow sorrel]

He was robbed of his perms before the rest of us

First they came for Flop

then they came for us

[vast wren]

thats the bay harbor stretchers fault

he gave the reason for the mods to block off the perms for everybody else

[fallow trellis]

just read about the 108th incident

california criminal law is a joke

[vast wren]

another fucking incident?

[vast wren]

california was always a joke

[fallow trellis]

nah its some californian woman who smoked weed with her bf then stabbed him 108 times and his dog

did no prison time just community service

[vast wren]

it was where all the brocolli head influencers come from

[fallow trellis]

4 hour jury deliberation, unanimous guilty but 0 prison time

[vast wren]

WHAT?

[vast wren]

thats fucking stupid

[fallow trellis]

yeah they raised the defense of THC induced psychosis

but in california its legal to smoke weed

[vast wren]

thats first degree murder

no fucking prison time

california is such a fucking joke

[fallow trellis]

she was charged with involuntary manslaughter

its basically killing someone because u were negligent

or someone died because u were negligent

[vast wren]

I've always hated california, that shithole where the broccoli head influencers come from

[fallow trellis]

there is a woman + we live in a society joke but thats too on the nose

also + california + usa

[vast wren]

gun laws, shit that goes on there

[frail scaffold]

That hairstyle has tarnished broccoli tbh

Broccoli yummy as hell

[vast wren]

its a steaming pile of shit

[fallow trellis]

california actually has more uptight gunlaws

compared to

everywhere else in the US

thats why she used knives

[vast wren]

pistol grip fins, mag cappers to 10 rounds

[fallow trellis]

she also stabbed a dog

so like

fuck her

[idle veldt]

She was high right

[fallow trellis]

yes

[idle veldt]

How could it not be manslaughter then

[fallow trellis]

the jury ate the defense's theory that being high + mental illness can cause THC induced psychosis

which is funnt

because shes a californian woman

ofcourse she has mental illness

[vast wren]

the poeple that have those hairstyles are the most obnoxious and loudest poeple I've seen in media

[idle veldt]

That correct tho

[vast wren]

I swear california is a fucking shithole

[idle veldt]

Not really

[fallow trellis]

im saying its wrong im saying the jury was convinced with the defense

[idle veldt]

But I defend California whenever someone shits on it

[fallow trellis]

why

[vast wren]

I hope the california wildfires inciterated beverly hills

and hollywood

[idle veldt]

It’s a great state

[idle veldt]

You are saying it’s wrong?

[fallow trellis]

no

[vast wren]

cap

[idle veldt]

So what’s the issue

[vast wren]

what a joke

[idle veldt]

Oh Stella

[fallow trellis]

why the fuck are you looking for an issue

[idle veldt]

You missed the 7 other times we had this convo

[fallow trellis]

dude im off the clock

[idle veldt]

You brought it up Quinn

[scenic field]

Link?

Californians are a cancer and need to stop shitting up the states they move to

You made your bed, now lay in it

[vast wren]

I hope the california wildfire inciterated beverly hills

[idle veldt]

It sort of did

[vast wren]

good

[idle veldt]

I think it’s bad

[vast wren]

why

its mostly rich poeple there

[idle veldt]

I think it’s bad when wildfires burn down homes and disrupt peoples lives

[vast wren]

they're rich, they can afford it

[idle veldt]

It wasn’t just the rich people but ok

Wildfires affect more than just the area they burn in

[lapis zinc]

billions must die

[sacred mirage]

Amen

[vast wren]

why do poeple move to LA in the first place

[idle veldt]

Yeah it’s sort of evil

[sacred mirage]

La is evil

[idle veldt]

It’s a nice city

[vast wren]

nice?

[sacred mirage]

Oh

[vast wren]

fucking nice?

[idle veldt]

Yeah I really enjoyed it when I went

It’s a little too spread out

[sacred mirage]

I bet.

Wink

[vast wren]

I visited last year, when it wasnt a nice area, the streets had trash

worse than paris

[idle veldt]

I don’t believe you

[vast wren]

of course you dont

and the prices are so hiked up over there

[lapis zinc]

legalize nuclear bombs

[sacred mirage]

Didn't Martincetopants take a selfie of him sitting next to fresh shit that was smeared on the wall?

In la?

[vast wren]

yes

[sacred mirage]

He had a video but I'm pretty sure it got age restricted

Also hobos with machetes

[vast wren]

me and my husband drove around the city, first the nice parts where the wealthy would spend their money, then the middle class areas

[sacred mirage]

And gas lighting spike victims about the green party

[vast wren]

there were tents under bridges

[idle veldt]

That’s like every city

[sacred mirage]

We arrest people for doing that in Australia

[vast wren]

much more in LA, we drove around, finding another overpass under a bridge, there were tents

[idle veldt]

That’s stupid

[sacred mirage]

I'm not making that up

[idle veldt]

What can I say, people want to live there

[sacred mirage]

I better get back to work lest I end up on the street

[vast wren]

and the tour guide suggested we'd have something to defend ourselves with if we were to walk out in the streets that werent mapped out

and keep the car doors locked at all times

[idle veldt]

Weren’t mapped out?

Were you in the fucking jungle

[vast wren]

aka the Nice areas

[idle veldt]

What?

[vast wren]

we toured around in the middle class areas and lastly the poverty striken areas

[narrow sorrel]

My aunt works for an oil company and moved from Houston to the dark citadel of Ell'Aye

[vast wren]

we were told to just stay in beverly hills because its safer

[idle veldt]

Yeah that makes sense

[vast wren]

I got catcalled while walking with my husband next to me a few times

[scenic field]

X for doubt.gif

[vast wren]

list goes on

[solar breach]

Lmfao you willingly went to LA

[lapis zinc]

knowing la they were catcalling your husband not you

[narrow sorrel]

T'as pas de l'harcèlement du rue chez toi?

[solar breach]

@vast wren yes actually, please go on more about your husband

[scenic field]

Je suis LA avec mon bulletproof vest

[idle veldt]

I don’t believe you

[narrow sorrel]

vest bulletproof

[scenic field]

Merde

[solar breach]

Hey I know that one

[narrow sorrel]

Latin-derived word order

[lapis zinc]

more like cbrn gear

[vast wren]

nous vivons loin de la ville, je n'ai pas à m'en soucier ici

[narrow sorrel]

does a gambeson stop heroin neecles?

[vast wren]

but in LA? unreal

[solar breach]

A full stalker suit designed to protect from bullets, wild animals, cbrn, and anomalous properties is preferred

[scenic field]

They key is to make broad sweeps with your bardeche to keep them at a good distance

[solar breach]

Does a Guisarme accomplish the same thing

[narrow sorrel]

I'm glaivepilled tho, will that be ok?

[vast wren]

believe it or not, I have a boobs bigger than D cups and its the first thing poeple notice about me

[idle veldt]

Ok

[lapis zinc]

get that ds1 armor of thorns

[narrow sorrel]

before or after twins?

[vast wren]

after

[solar breach]

Oh my god we don't give a shit talk more about your husband's dick or something

[scenic field]

When did you find out you had diabetes

[vast wren]

point is I got catcalled, what a suprise, in LA no less

[scenic field]

I prefer calling cats. Pspspspspsps

[solar breach]

Kitty no there's active power tools over there!

[narrow sorrel]

You can get catcalled in Marseilles in French or Wolof I guess

[idle veldt]

Yeah cause that can’t happen in other cities right?

[scenic field]

No it will. But at least youll be in another city

[narrow sorrel]

inb4 catcalled in breizh

[vast wren]

difference is I got catcalled more than 1 time in intervals

I counted it, 6 fucking times

[solar breach]

You were in America why didn't you just shoot them instead of bitching to people who don't care.

[narrow sorrel]

LA

[scenic field]

Lol

[vast wren]

I'm european, not an american citizen

cant own guns legally

[narrow sorrel]

cant do that in LA

[lapis zinc]

not legally no

[solar breach]

It would just be chalked up to gang violence or a crackhead robbery if they got away fast enough

[scenic field]

Neither can half of LA. Doesnt stop them

[solar breach]

Pipe guns are legal

[scenic field]

Technically you can buy amd carry a blackpowder. Its not considered a firearm

[solar breach]

Just within regulations

[vast wren]

I have the mindset of a european, I have no practical use for those in france

[scenic field]

Ok.. im going to choose to not be racist tonight

[solar breach]

Wish I was friends with the guy who made a semi auto 9mm in his fucking garage out of real shitty steel

[narrow sorrel]

alien on alien crime

[lapis zinc]

p a luty?

[solar breach]

[narrow sorrel]

You can make a shinzoblaster at home I guess

[solar breach]

Ino lutys gun was auto

This dude was just a small youtuber who showed off his homemade guns

[lapis zinc]

poop madness is the mans name

guy is a king

[narrow sorrel]

Just buy some bullets and use your Stand to fire them like jojo

[solar breach]

Oh right he exists too

No im talking tiny

[scenic field]

Put a box of bullets in the oven. No gun required.

[solar breach]

Like

[vast wren]

looping back to this, me and my husband were going to milwaukee, wisconsin, we stopped in LA for a few days because "he wanted to see the real Los Santos" soy faced at every spot he recognized

[solar breach]

300 subscribers tiny

9 year old video tiny

[narrow sorrel]

he really went to LA for gta5 gta:sa

[scenic field]

Ayyyyyy milwaukee is the worst representation of WI, second only to Recine

[lapis zinc]

you to could make your own pregnant 30-06

[solar breach]

Dumbass didn't learn from gta 5

[vast wren]

we were already there

he took the chance

the plane landed in LA

[solar breach]

Should've came to Lousiana and marveled at the shit job our local government does

[narrow sorrel]

did you go out into the desertified outskirts?

[solar breach]

Huge parts of our culture are from the French anyway

[lapis zinc]

she could speak creole at them

[scenic field]

But the prison has its own rodeo! 🤠

[vast wren]

we rented a car and drove it to milwaukee

[solar breach]

Man she wouldn't be able to understand a lick of creole

[vast wren]

we passed by there

[narrow sorrel]

Her husband might be better unironically

acadia is not a real place

[solar breach]

Acadiana is

[narrow sorrel]

acadia was never a real place

[vast wren]

all I really enjoyed from that trip was passing by Las Vegas

[solar breach]

Should've walked the Courier's Road

Need to walk that one day.

[vast wren]

made a detour to goodsprings

[solar breach]

I do well in humid heat bet I can treck through dry heat

[vast wren]

got a few pictures

[scenic field]

Did you fly in/through?

[idle veldt]

Did you go to the Grand Canyon

[lapis zinc]

post them

[scenic field]

Lived here 30 years and i havent lol

[idle veldt]

Lived where

[vast wren]

yep

[idle veldt]

And you didn’t enjoy that

[vast wren]

it was very hot

[idle veldt]

Boy they gotta make better bait

[vast wren]

either way, we got to milwaukee and that was that, it was what we expected, quiet

[fallow trellis]

slr i was playing titan fall 2, i brought up the 108 incident because i read it, mfs cant share shit with random strangers on the internet anymore smh

[idle veldt]

Ok

[fallow trellis]

nah

you gotta call me a slur

[lapis zinc]

auto mod stops that sadly

[scenic field]

Not if you get creative

[vast wren]

filters are in place

[fallow trellis]

french

they missed this one

[scenic field]

🇳

[vast wren]

that isnt really a slur

[scenic field]

There are plenty of slurs for the french

[fallow trellis]

Filipino

[vast wren]

even french poeple hate other french poeple

[fallow trellis]

European

[scenic field]

Our greatest ally

[vast wren]

doesnt make sense, why this?

[scenic field]

https://tenor.com/view/final-fantasy-vii-remake-cloud-strife-tifa-lockhart-aerith-gainsborough-cloti-gif-27060423

[lapis zinc]

idk ive known some pretty cool ones

[vast wren]

if you're from a former colony, sure

[fallow trellis]

Idk the other server call each other this

[vast wren]

is it a slur to them?

[fallow trellis]

As a former filipino

yes

[vast wren]

okay then

[scenic field]

In the US all the filipinos are in the navy

[simple ore]

the frenchie fears the swagged up filipino

pinoy power

[fallow trellis]

not true, foster care and nurses

respectfully speaking

[idle veldt]

I’m not sure you lose that

[fallow trellis]

as a former filipino

[scenic field]

The filipino w*men

[lapis zinc]

they also work cruise ships to

[scenic field]

Civilian navy

[lapis zinc]

"women"

[naive bison]

Good morning

[lapis zinc]

gm

[scenic field]

Those cruises are getting more and more dangerous

Gonna have to start paying combat pay

[fallow trellis]

Filipino citizenship may be lost or reacquired in the manner provided by law.

[idle veldt]

Did you renounce your citizenship

[lapis zinc]

it would be gas if they paid me combat pay to fire deck guns at pirates

[idle veldt]

Wait did you AI answer that!?

[naive bison]

Why are we talking about Filipinos

[lapis zinc]

quin

[scenic field]

Californian thinks its all ai

More news at 11

[vast wren]

why are calling poeple their nationality a slur

[lapis zinc]

its funny

[vast wren]

where is that from

better yet, is it a former what colony?

british? American?

[scenic field]

Spanish i think

[vast wren]

oh

[scenic field]

Their food has a lotta spanish influence. And a lot of spanish missions n stuff

[vast wren]

makes sense

okay then

[pliant hearth]

Still no perms eh

Twas a once boutiful shitpost farm

[vast wren]

yep.

[naive bison]

good morning losers

[narrow lotus]

morning cockrider

[naive bison]

fuck you

man

went to the store yesterday to buy milk

but literally everythingBUT milk

had to use condensed milk for today's coffee

[fallow trellis]

imagine using milk for coffee

do you want that in a doily also ma'am?

[narrow lotus]

Pure black coffee or not at all

[naive bison]

what is a doily

[naive bison]

ok charcoal drinker

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1383623604385615923/Screen_Recording_20250614_200818_Instagram.mp4?ex=68ba40e5&is=68b8ef65&hm=ecd03b1f3ba8b8dc2b48de85fbb3d1cd10fd4c4e4b900db17fe12bd4c6afa164&

[eager igloo]

What about with whiskey

[drifting mantle]

People who drink stuff like Coffee or Whiskey pure, would also drink any sirup without adding water

[fallow trellis]

for an american, you sure dont know shit about the language

[naive bison]

people who drink coffee black

just simply deserve less

[eager igloo]

I mean coffee with whiskey

[coarse bear]

Hey chat, wanna see a cool bug

[eager igloo]

[drifting mantle]

[eager igloo]

Vro doesn't know whats good in life

[drifting mantle]

I tasted multiple rotten stump juice (Whiskey) and they are all awful

[eager igloo]

Tf is that reverse gatekeeping

[naive bison]

eat him

[naive bison]

what does that mean

[drifting mantle]

Keeping yourself out by force

[deep topaz]

I wish I could post cool bugs

[drifting mantle]

[eager igloo]

Nah usually black coffee drinkers gatekeep, and he gatekeeps black coffee drinkers

[drifting mantle]

He wants to contain them

[eager igloo]

Whatever works for you

Did you try irish?

[deep topaz]

The only whiskey I've been able to stomach and actually want to try more of is Skrewball

[drifting mantle]

I tried a tasting and even gave it another shot my ordering a tasting set

[deep topaz]

Because it's whiskey that tastes like peanut butter

[drifting mantle]

I find Whiskey all around awful

[deep topaz]

Try skrewball if you can get it

I think that's one whiskey everybody can like

[narrow lotus]

irish is good but since i drive i cant rly have it most of the time

[drifting mantle]

I simply don't enjoy alcohol

[deep topaz]

I only enjoy mixed drinks and hard liquor on it's own

Very rarely alone

But mixed ones are alright

Gin tastes like wood varnish

Hennessy tastes like liquid attic dust

[drifting mantle]

If I drink, I usually enjoy Cocktails and that's it

[eager igloo]

Not beer?

[drifting mantle]

Very few

[deep topaz]

I find beer repulsive

But kvass is really good

[eager igloo]

Very weird for german

[drifting mantle]

I don't bow to certain social norms

[eager igloo]

Irish coffee is pretty much a cocktail

Coffee, sugar, irish whiskey, and heavy cream float

[fallow trellis]

Im sorry, what tails?

[drifting mantle]

COCKtails

p!gae

[foggy mantle]

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[naive bison]

[eager igloo]

You know a thing or two about those huh

[river zealot]

@naive bison bro is playing borderlands 3 at 8 in the morning

smh

[naive bison]

hey man my uni classes are in the second half of the day now

[drifting mantle]

I'm something of an Expert myself

[river zealot]

wait till your mom hears youre skipping lessons

[fallow trellis]

i tot xal was in lawschool

[naive bison]

i am not skipping anything

[foggy mantle]

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[simple ore]

if you're lawyer is cockrider simply say you're guilty

[drifting mantle]

Me enjoying some Cocktails in the local bar

[simple ore]

p!bar2

[foggy mantle]

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[coarse bear]

He's the guy that agreed to let Epstein sit in low security celeb "jail" in 2008

[simple ore]

shii i'll go play this game rq

[naive bison]

i'm not a judge

[naive bison]

that game was peam

i remember shaking a drink too much and getting jumpscared by it blowing up

[simple ore]

i killed the bartender with rainbows

this time i got dreadful written in blood

how bad is milk with pineapple juice

[stark gull]

Some die of thirst while others drown in water

[coarse bear]

I mean, pineapple goes on pizza, and that shit got cheese on it, and that's basically milk
So go for it

[simple ore]

i got this when i did

[tepid pebble]

quick glances to see if perms are back
only mods posting silly shit

day count ?

[pale ingot]

50

[tepid pebble]

[upper shore]

https://tenor.com/view/rdr-2-red-dead-redemption-2-arthur-morgan-i'm-afraid-gif-17000817944661424325

[deep topaz]

Milk plus pineapple sounds like it would taste like sour milk

But I do like pineapple ice cream

Maybe it's a=b but b=/=c

[fallow trellis]

women love it when i eat pineapple

[tepid pebble]

good morning jew

[vast wren]

almost a week

[fallow trellis]

why are there shuttlecocks but no shuttlepussy?

[tepid pebble]

some kind of ligma joke ?

[fallow trellis]

steve jobs

[tepid pebble]

is this steve an hr guy ?

[fallow trellis]

I quote Jeremy from top gear

"See this person? hes turning right on a red light. This is America's only contribution to western civilization"

[tepid pebble]

[prisma venture]

Mornin

[stark gull]

Memes are dead
And Mods have killed them
Oh, how shall they comfort themselves
Memerers of our memerers

[prisma venture]

yeah

[tepid pebble]

so what you gonna do ? nothing

[stark gull]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orQKfIXMiA8

Boredom maxxing

[prisma venture]

wrong

[drifting mantle]

[prisma venture]

me and few boys did !avatar command

[tepid pebble]

yeah that really sent a message to jannies

[prisma venture]

yeah we did the big brother is watching u and all that

[drifting mantle]

I suggested sending mail bombs but the majority voted against it

[pale ingot]

we found the method and were instantly silenced

[prisma venture]

i voted for it

[pale ingot]

who wins dude
1 gamma server vs 1 gorebro

[prisma venture]

how many mods do we have?

[pale ingot]

a few

[prisma venture]

6 mods agints one goober

unreal

one goofy goober

[pale ingot]

and instead they're "making their own bot to detect gore" from scratch to fix it

[prisma venture]

and if u want bomb somone shit on the nails/screws or piss on them makes them more spicy

[drifting mantle]

[pale ingot]

we'll all get falsely flagged and instabanned for normal posts

[prisma venture]

"nomral" post here in no perms farrt? cmon

[high wing]

Pretty aure the mods are taking notes on who they execute first

[prisma venture]

even u dont belive that

[pale ingot]

themselves

[prisma venture]

[drifting mantle]

Maybe Blood tries to create a clanker moderator in order to demote the human mods

That's why it's taking so long

[pale ingot]

MOD PURGE
MOD PURGE
DESTROY THE MODERATION TEAM, I HATE THIS STUPID SERVER
MOD PURGE

[prisma venture]

DIE
DIE
DIE
DIE
DIE
DIE
DIE
DIE
DIE
DIE
DIE
DIE
DIE
DIE
DIE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxaDnGmSeCM

[eager igloo]

Sus band name

[prisma venture]

xonor?

nah they are lovley guys

they made song like

[simple ore]

why what does it mean

[prisma venture]

"kill dozer"

[simple ore]

happy killdozer day

[prisma venture]

yess

[drifting mantle]

I love me self some good killdozer

[simple ore]

i wish we can killdozer in response to this tyranny

[eager igloo]

Yeah cus its almost honor

[simple ore]

just drive it over furries in newbies chat

[wooden surge]

That would be magnificent

[wooden surge]

You going light on them Hally

[simple ore]

go to newbies chat
general napalm on my location

[high wing]

https://tenor.com/view/constipation-pooping-shitting-cant-poop-help-gif-26314885

[simple ore]

the spreader can help you with that

[wooden surge]

Clicking it by accident feels like walking into shitty public toilet

[drifting mantle]

I am in the offensive meme server and this was the most offensive anti furry meme they've got...

[prisma venture]

mini nuke their way

[drifting mantle]

Meanwhile 5 other stickers contain the n word

[wooden surge]

Not really offensive then

Knocking comes from within the house

[drifting mantle]

I have the suspecision that the offensive meme server is run by racist furries

[prisma venture]

racist furries

[wooden surge]

That would be my guess too

[prisma venture]

not a suprrsie there

[drifting mantle]

[prisma quartz]

reading comments on arabic yt vids is so funny

if you have even a little background music top 5 comments are always (please remove haram music)

[drifting mantle]

Same as videos where turkey is mentioned?

[prisma quartz]

or: "i am reminding you to say subhanallah 99 times so you go into heaven, please pray for me so i go into heaven"

[drifting mantle]

Do arabs hate Background music? Or do they only consider their horrible yelling as real music?

[prisma quartz]

most instruments are considered haram by most muslims

some drums and stuff are fine, vocals are also fine

[drifting mantle]

Instruments are haram???

[prisma venture]

ofc vocals are fine

[drifting mantle]

No wonder their music is always so shit

[prisma venture]

how else would they yell at their cosine wife

[wooden surge]

Some arabic music is goated wdym

[young tinsel]

By most of them in general or by those in the Middle-East? Got pals from Malaysia and Indonesia, and their music tastes are... wide.

[drifting mantle]

Exceptions prove the rule

[wooden surge]

Omar Souleyman my goat

[prisma quartz]

most orthodox (sunni) muslims if not all consider them haram, even if they listen to them

[young tinsel]

From my experience, it's the region rather than the religion. Sun hits too hard on heads there.

[wooden surge]

It's like with drinking right?

[prisma venture]

man

playing squad rn

[wooden surge]

Drinking is haram, but if you hide under table it's all good because Allah can't see you

[prisma venture]

on murican servers

and they are droping the n words and shit

[young tinsel]

The correct word is 'colonial'.

[prisma venture]

asked them to say it to black men irl all of them fat cunts quite down

fucking

[prisma quartz]

it's the religion, it's pretty cut and dry and established, 99% of people here well tell you it's haram, and 95% still listen to music regularly and publicly

[prisma venture]

"wE ArE rAcIsT" fuckin fat fucks they aint never seen real racist

[young tinsel]

Your fault for connecting to a third-world server in the first place.

[prisma venture]

yeah man

i know

[young tinsel]

Stick to civilised places.

[drifting mantle]

Ngl every time the n word is allowed to be said, fuckers constantly use it in every fucking sentence and every insult....

At this point I wouldn't ban it because it is offensive, but because it is annoying... Imagine being able to only say one insult

[prisma venture]

yeah

they dont have other insults

[young tinsel]

Yeah, it's as if I started saying Bri*ish every day.

[prisma venture]

british is minority lad

[young tinsel]

No, it's a symptom.

[prisma venture]

nah man

brist are fucked

[young tinsel]

As they should. Hon hon.

[prisma venture]

fuck u frenchie

[young tinsel]

Kinky.

[pale ingot]

it turns into an adjective

[prisma venture]

your country is even more fucked then britan

[young tinsel]

Your place or mine? But dinner first, cutie.

Tss, all talk, as usual. They start offering to fuck then run away when being taken at their word. Le Sigh.

[pale ingot]

can we engage in lethal gladitorial combat with hammers and axes and the sort @young tinsel

[young tinsel]

Sounds kinkier than usual, but I won't shame ya. Although this sounds really close to regular subway commuting.

[prisma venture]

get this off topicer of the chat mods

[young tinsel]

Tss, you really can't keep up. Shame.

[silver bluff]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[young tinsel]

To your mom?

[silver bluff]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[young tinsel]

That's what I said.

[narrow sorrel]

phyrgian dominant scales

[pale ingot]

gibberish retardspeak

[narrow sorrel]

Shut up ham spam

[naive bison]

Omw to uni

Classes from 12:20 till 19:35

Boutta dissolve

Sludgemaxxing

@narrow lotus @river zealot almost opened tigz server in public transport

Not making that mistake again.

The apple incident of August 2025

[naive bison]

Gonna tell a story about my father's Muslim friend

Dad was eating bacon

Friend asks for some

"Aren't you Muslim? You cant eat pork"
"It's okay theres a roof above us, Allah won't see"

[wooden surge]

Yeah

[vast wren]

h

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/vesuvius-baby-baby-ash-gif-2339947883921805569

nope

[vast wren]

ash baby

[wooden surge]

There's a lot of "loopholes" to things that are "haram" but not really

[naive bison]

Wanna be non-monogamous? Just marry 4 sidechicks

[naive bison]

H what

[vast wren]

e l o

[naive bison]

H is the initial of the last name of your favorite painter from 20th century

[vast wren]

okay bro, whatever floats your boat

[naive bison]

My U-boat?

[vast wren]

okay bro

[pale ingot]

hoe ass

[naive bison]

You got it

[drifting mantle]

Guys, guys

Who am I

[pale ingot]

get the fuck out

[drifting mantle]

Okay bro

Anyway

[prisma venture]

a n

what?

[drifting mantle]

Why you always so negative ham?

We can be friends

Do you wanna watch retarded Vtubers together with me?

[pale ingot]

no I'll watch retarded vtubers alone

i dont need the chatbot with me

[drifting mantle]

okay bro

[bold kettle]

Hello is this the retarded vtubers fanclub

[drifting mantle]

It is!

[prisma venture]

yes

[drifting mantle]

Please consult our club President

@pale ingot

[bold kettle]

@ham Yes so id like to file a complaint

I don't know what about yet but id like to

[placid sail]

a clanker

[drifting mantle]

okay bro

anyway

[placid sail]

can I have a glass of oil

please

[drifting mantle]

I need it all myself

[bold kettle]

Oil up

[drifting mantle]

I am always oiled up

That's why I can't spare a glass

[pale ingot]

no alex was the club pres

he killed himself though

so im just the acting president

[wooden surge]

Unkill him

[pale ingot]

he doesnt wanna

[bold kettle]

well thats depressing

[young tinsel]

He's dead, he doesn't get to choose.

[wooden surge]

[gleaming grove]

No

That'd be your mother

[drifting mantle]

join a server for a specific sticker
it's lgbtq friendly
never interact with anyone
get pinged by @ everyone in the general chat
it says everyone should say "we love you specific user"
I respond to the @ everyone ping with "stfu"
get banned immediately

[prisma venture]

based

[young tinsel]

Ah, colonial discord servers, always a banger.

[pale ingot]

always react to a useless everyone ping with "stfu" or "kys"

[drifting mantle]

I figured "stfu" was more diplomatic, but not for paper thin skinned freaks

I invaded their "safe space"

[fading portal]

I WOULD post a video here but

You know

[drifting mantle]

It's-been-84-years.gif

[fading portal]

I’m not saying anything but

If you where to invite the mods for tea in your house

[prisma venture]

yeah i would nuke my house

[fading portal]

Then burn their passports and chain them to the table

We’d have image perms

[young tinsel]

Meh, probably watch a movie or two with them.

[wooden surge]

What would we watch

[young tinsel]

Depends, we got a few thousand DVDs at home.

Streaming is for losers.

[drifting mantle]

"No Food Perms or Yes Image Perms, choose wisely..."

[naive bison]

Why are you in those servers?