raven swan
#╟❓general-offtopic
verbal lodge
devs taking action it seems https://youtu.be/YbUrlxZwXag
quiet abyss
i was joking yeah
if i actually worked here, id have a red role like the moderators
nerds...
left mantle
devs taking action it seems https://youtu.be/YbUrlxZwXag
Hold up I gotta get an image for you
unique bay
K I mean Volunteer work is fun keeps you busy no. Lol so where do I reask the question
unique bay
Its not leting me type there only veiw so big oof newbie chat ?
copper vapor
Its not leting me type there only veiw so big oof newbie chat ?
you can't send messages at #╟🔰☢newbies-chat ?
tender patrol
Oh loook, discord finally learned to not hide tray icon on updating!!!
unique bay
Hmm it still looks like I can not allowed then
Guess I could ask in stalker 2 chat cause I see its open for me.
if it's about stalker 2, then yea
unique bay
Did ask about it but the fact it fills off to me so not shure
green granite
Lizard
sour rivet
copper vapor
don't be an weevil person
sour rivet
im so fucked up and weevil
rocky turtle
im so fucked up and weevil
ryoshi id next week
sour rivet
heathcliff is starving
copper vapor
damn
rocky turtle
heathcliff is starving
he is poor
copper vapor
decided to rewatch the nioh 3 trailer for no reason
verbal lodge
I assure worth clicking on
I heard of this game. It looks adorable
its a shame things happened
copper vapor
and I spotted 2 recurring characters that I hadn't seen when I watched it at the state of play event
p e a m
copper vapor
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/235451856594141184/1410306525821669596/im...
cutest meme I've ever seen about this
and it's made by the game's own devs lmao
slim magnet
ip grabber
sour rivet
ip tickler
copper vapor
ip slapper
copper vapor
uh oh
upbeat verge
I got a question
copper vapor
is that why it smells like smoke
upbeat verge
HAHAHA
no
that aint from me
why arent we able to ticke ourselves but jacking off somehow works?
copper vapor
for some people tickling does just work
it just works?
slim magnet
i wish i had todd's alien sunglasses
zealous depot
proven tundra
i wish i had todd's alien sunglasses
sour rivet
rocky turtle
<:lurking:1396516763197509836>
zealous depot
Or exiling
rocky turtle
How goes the epoching
rocky turtle
<:hmm:1010935402556817448> what class
lich
sour rivet
wonderous
spooky
sour rivet
player
rocky turtle
<:POGGIES1:981963701215199332> spooky
scythe gaming 
zealous depot
Scythe maxing
rocky turtle
technically its dual daggers 
zealous depot
sour rivet
zealous depot
Okay dex nerd
rocky turtle
rocky turtle
zealous depot
<:nooo:1043577143189323776>
Bear druid gets pretty busted ngl
Infinite duration as long as you keep murdering
rocky turtle
Bear druid gets pretty busted ngl <:KekSkew:1146905259810234368>
my bro playing as beastmaster with bear as only pet and bear is doing 99% of job in our duo playthrough 
zealous depot
Cringe, no bear pet, you must become bear
You gotta be the bear
Snort the cocaine if you must
sour rivet
this is just warden from ESO
copper vapor
aight back to chores
zealous depot
aight back to chores
rocky turtle
Cringe, no bear pet, you must become bear <:KekSkew:1146905259810234368>
im not gonna listen to treefucker propaganda
proven tundra
🐻 🐻❄️ 
🧸 
rocky turtle
proven tundra
Those are the bear ones I have
marsh cargo
No rat bear 
sour rivet
bat
sour rivet
ITS DA FRIGGIN BAT!
zealous depot
You got rat bat
proven tundra
zealous depot
But no ratbear
sour rivet
flips your rat
proven tundra
sour rivet
australia
rocky turtle
But no ratbear
im at that point when i need to farm red alatria rings 
a uber aberroth 
left mantle
Or exiling
Gonna make food, then after it's time to stop yapping and start mapping 
left mantle
You know it
slim magnet
Gonna make food, then after it's time to stop yapping and start mapping <:letsgo...
when's the offtopic doom 2 megawad
sour rivet
that shit would be a memetic hazard
hexed kernel
when's the offtopic doom 2 megawad
how would that even look though
sour rivet
green
left mantle
urple
sour rivet
ping
oblique belfry
rocky turtle
sour rivet
skong tomorw
oblique belfry
17 hours till skong
proven tundra
rocky turtle
zealous depot
Skong gets delayed
sour rivet
im delaying silksong so everyone can safely play something else
proven tundra
So kind birb
oblique belfry
AINT NO FUCKING WAY
proven tundra
oblique belfry
HE IS GONNA RANK EVERY SINGLE SILKSONG NEWS VIDEO
sour rivet
So kind birb
yeag
oblique belfry
1692 VIDEOS
proven tundra
I'm assuming that's the guy that made silksong news YouTube's for like 5 years
slim magnet
how would that even look though
just a map jam
oblique belfry
i was gonna do michael's mission but i think its the "DAVEY!" mission so i will not do it sadly
cuz my friend wants to witness it
oblique belfry
how the fuck do you even get a blimp
sour rivet
call it
left mantle
doge never called the blimp? missing out
sour rivet
COUNT RATULA?!
left mantle
No you won't
marsh cargo
Dead chat
proven tundra
I'm doing about the same as I was when I left
dunno if that means everyone else is worse
marsh cargo
proven tundra
or I'm better in general
left mantle
I cast DOGSHIT ENEMIES
sour rivet
n...no..
left mantle
Okay
Time to continue my John "I've done worse" Mercenary gameplay
funniest fucking voiceline in the entirety of poe2
sour rivet
🔥
🕘
🟥
proven tundra
I cast ***DOGSHIT ENEMIES***
Top of my team and Class II medal 😄
left mantle
Top of my team and Class II medal 😄
BELIEVE IN THE ME THAT BELIEVES IN THE FAILURE OF YOUR ENEMIES
copper vapor
I'm scared to even try playing wot
copper vapor
proven tundra
BELIEVE IN THE ME THAT BELIEVES IN THE FAILURE OF YOUR ENEMIES <:letsgooo:995320...
next battle I did fuck all lol
vital venture
sour rivet
proven tundra
vital venture
My tarkov brain has ruined what u prob want this image to mean
sour rivet
proven tundra
proven tundra
My tarkov brain has ruined what u prob want this image to mean
that's your fault for playing tarkov
sour rivet
<:rat_skaven:962125908272095352>
you sent this the moment i selected warhammer 3 on steam
proven tundra
sour rivet
speaking to me like the green goblin mask
vital venture
that's your fault for playing tarkov
But the single player tarkov with fika is too peak
sour rivet
hnng but i gotta finish lunacid and yakuzer first..
proven tundra
But the single player tarkov with fika is too peak
marsh cargo
Can confirm solo tarkov is peak
sour rivet
i love solo tarkov (starts up ||gamma||)
vital venture
Can confirm solo tarkov is peak
Im assuming u know it but fika making coop work as well 
marsh cargo
Used to host it too
copper vapor
<:rat_skaven:962125908272095352>
do you have a chaos rat? either undivided or any specific god
cunning bronze
proven tundra
do you have a chaos rat? either undivided or any specific god
does peter turbo count
timid hollow
first time leader on scoreboard after a whole match
rocky turtle
i love solo tarkov (*starts up ||gamma||*)
spt gaming
timid hollow
im back
timber oxide
Hi Back, I'm Pyrson
copper vapor
does peter turbo count
it does 
timber oxide
If there's peter turbo then where's peter n/a
proven tundra
If there's peter turbo then where's peter n/a
timber oxide
marsh cargo
proven tundra
anything can happen between now and tomorrow sparter
timber oxide
Go fuck yourself, sparter
proven tundra
don't count your silk before it hatches
verbal lodge
its crazy
Imagine being such a power house that you delay the release of several other games just by existing
Has that ever happened before? Not even massive companies' games do that
timber oxide
It's called GTA
verbal lodge
How many people need to care to force other developers to not release their games because of one other?
anyways, silksong in under a day
timber oxide
cunning bronze
Has that ever happened before? Not even massive companies' games do that
Gta
timber oxide
That's what I said
Quite recently, even
You know what
No image perms begin to show their upsides
verbal lodge
gta is the obvious answer
proven tundra
Silksong is more prominent because of the short announcement to actual release date
Most games with that much following have their release dates known far in advance and people plan around it
timber oxide
Cause no image perms means no silksong when it releases
verbal lodge
good, if someone posts a spoiler im going to shit
in fact when it releases
you won't even see me here
sour rivet
Majima has been forced to collab with a streamer
verbal lodge
timber oxide
I don't give a fuck about spoilers
sour rivet
will this finally end the 60 year old's life
timber oxide
you won't even see me here
And I don't want to see you anyway
timber oxide
will this finally end the 60 year old's life
No
sour rivet
correct
timber oxide
But it will end the streamer
sour rivet
gold star
proven tundra
sour rivet
hes being made to play a fighting game
verbal lodge
And I don't want to see you anyway
sour rivet
IN his pirate outfit
marsh cargo
green granite
Agnes Tachyon
sour rivet
also appearently new dbd killer revealed
and he's thai...
its a krasue
marsh cargo
timber oxide
I will let you post this one tho
green granite
timber oxide
But still, go fuck yourself, you image perm having ass
green granite
if i was the only one with image perms
i'd post umamusume gifs too
You can only post Agnes Tachyon
timber oxide
No
zealous depot
sour rivet
YO MAJIMA IS FUCKIN GAMIN
proven tundra
green granite
@marsh cargo @sour rivet https://x.com/BenL0071/status/1962487842107457555
Oh wait
Birb posted this
:/
sour rivet
proven tundra
Birb posted this
sour rivet
well i didnt post it here
i reposted it on my account
(after stealing it from sam's)
slim magnet
chat what happens with honey if i dissolve it into boiling water
like for a tea
that evaporates
does the honey turn gaseous
sour rivet
it fucking DIES
vital venture
The sugars will combine with it but it would prob just be slightly sweet water with it alone
Might also taste burnt but thats a maybe
left mantle
chat what happens with honey if i dissolve it into boiling water
The boiling water will kinda negate it.
slim magnet
it doesn't because i sweet drinks with honey
but the thing is what happens when the water evaporates
marsh cargo
<@250749605992595458> <@584984707503226880> https://x.com/BenL0071/status/196248...
stupid ass bird
pure compass
does the honey turn gaseous
I think you end up with like, a sugar and mineral deposit
marsh cargo
verbal lodge
i hope they fix the issues with the first game
man it's about to be peak
kino even
left mantle
but the thing is what happens when the water evaporates
It crystalizes
left mantle
dropping honey in crystal form into drinks is tale as old as time
pure compass
you've never had the sugars in your honey crystallize out?
slim magnet
that's what happens when honey is like between solid and liquid?
sour rivet
i just got an achievement called "main story? what's that"
this game is fuckin callin me out
marsh cargo
lets go see how wot 2.0 is
green granite
i just got an achievement called "main story? what's that"
Me in every RPG games
pure compass
that's what happens when honey is like between solid and liquid?
...honey is just a liquid usually,
it's just a really thick water
verbal lodge
green granite
@marsh cargo https://x.com/Meiyo_VT/status/1960636626864103836
left mantle
It's really saturated sugar water with pollen and other shit in it
zealous depot
runic condor
that's what happens when honey is like between solid and liquid?
no one hears a word
they say
green granite
You know
Honey is alright to be solid or liquid
But a snake shouldn't be neither solid or liquid
runic condor
But a snake shouldn't be neither solid or liquid
you're not a snake and i'm not an ocelot
sour rivet
OOUFHG GAH LIQUID!
green granite
Dude is so good at gaslighting he gaslit himself
pure compass
Meanwhile solidus, venom, and ||pipo||
zealous depot
I do not understand metal gear
slim magnet
...honey is just a liquid usually,
it's just a really thick water <:clueless:103...
ye that's the thing
zealous depot
But I do understand how to be solid
left mantle
Then you understand enough
green granite
I dont think you are supposed to understand it
zealous depot
Isn't all of big boss just clones? Isn't that the lore or some shit
pure compass
I do not understand metal gear
Hideo Kojimbo made it as a videogame auteur and decided that he would use his power to scan womens' feet
green granite
Isn't all of big boss just clones? Isn't that the lore or some shit
The Boss trained Naked, who becomes Big Boss
pure compass
Isn't all of big boss just clones? Isn't that the lore or some shit
They cloned a famous soldier a bunch of times but his clones are all kinda shit and one of them is somehow British
sour rivet
green granite
Big Boss was so dellusional of the goverenment but government still needs a snake
So they decided to Clone
pure compass
oh, i forgot, they MKultra'd a "clone" into existence too
green granite
So they created Solid, Liquid, Solidus and Raiden
Except raiden is not a DNA clone, just random chode
zealous depot
I did not know Raiden was a clone
green granite
But he was a Snake
pure compass
Okay the term "clone" is being used loosely
derp
misinput 
The Snakes are all attempts to re-create beeg boss
green granite
So while Big Boss created his pmc he was attacked by Skull Face (who is misinterpreted as Cipher during MGSV lore)
In which air craft shot down
And they decided to MKUltra a random poor fucker
He then becomes Venom Snake
Or V
Hence the name Metal Gear Solid V
zealous depot
LORRRRRRE
pure compass
Also they made an ape escape ape into Snake too
green granite
Ok so Venom Snake wasnt even Naked Snake's idea
It was I think Zero's idea to protect Snake
pure compass
oh!
green granite
Zero is also Cipher btw
pure compass
We forgot Snake Plisskin
green granite
Prety sure Pliskin is just Solid
pure compass
(unrelated, Kojimbo designed Solid Snake after watching Escape from New York or something)
green granite
The entire Metal Solid 2 is a reference to Escape From New York
wild hamlet
i have my own irl punished snake rn
(my cat)
had to have it's eye removed yesterday
looks like a pirate now
verbal lodge
there's like 4 guys named snake in mgs lore
pure compass
Who is punished snake anyways?
verbal lodge
it can be hard to keep track of
pure compass
is it just the mkultra guy?
since naked snake also loses an eye
(his boss's son shoots it)
verbal lodge
mgs 5 mc who isn't actually snake
spoiler alert, ||he is someone big boss knows that had plastic surgery to look like him||
pure compass
ah ok so he's the mkultra one
left mantle
ye that's the thing
That's pretty much nail on the head. It's supersaturated so when it normally crystallizes it's the water separating from the sugars over time and tossing it into boiling water kinda exacerbates the process so that once it cools it crystalizes any sugars beyond the dissolvable limit (at each temp) for the water. So tl;dr the honey doesn't turn gaseous it just stays in the solution as the water vapor leaves and then eventually either stays in the solution or solidifies.
verbal lodge
still upset about the state of MGS 5
but fuck konami
i'll always say it
focusing on mobile games and gyms more than their successful IPs
pure compass
focusing on mobile games and gyms more than their successful IPs
pachinko
pure compass
that's uma musume
left mantle
I would've posted it if I could
slim magnet
true!
left mantle
But specifically the league of legends meme one
green granite
there's like 4 guys named snake in mgs lore
5 total
pure compass
I love how mgs4 and megaman battle network both have the boktai gun
and we just forget boktai existed
green granite
I hate how MGS4 is PS3 exclusive
copper vapor
I hate
sour rivet
https://tenor.com/view/horse-plinko-gif-23007413
can i be put into the plinko
vital venture
I hate how MGS4 is PS3 exclusive
Hopefully the next collection fixes that
If it truly does exist atp
copper vapor
THE PVE MODE
green granite
sour rivet
arkham knight
marsh cargo
sour rivet
is he stupid
verbal lodge
speaking of mgs
i wonder what happened to metal gear online
are mgs 4 and 5 servers just dead?
i member having fun with that
verbal lodge
ah yes, can't wait to play with all 3 mgs 5 online players
truly a barren landscape,
left to rot by konami
they follow it up with a shitty zombie game that follows the zombie trend at the time
that nobody played
pure compass
they follow it up with a shitty zombie game that follows the zombie trend at the...
ghost W, kojimbo made death stranding instead
copper vapor
lmao this stealth mission is kinda exciting actually
leaden pilot
they cant penetrate through thirty two kilos of tungsten
green granite
LOAD H EEE
proven tundra
HAS A STEALTH MISSION
yeah I stopped playing the pve mode when I got to that one
copper vapor
yeah I stopped playing the pve mode when I got to that one <a:rat_kekw:115791846...
it was the most fun one imo lmao
the last part of the mission is peak cinema
I absolutely pictured it as a vehicle section in a cod game
obsidian sun
Not bad at all
you are fucking crazy
green granite
you are fucking crazy
I was locked in a room man
A rubber room
A rubber room full of rats
The rats made me crazy
obsidian sun
copper vapor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9LGXmaIOJY more ongbal goodness, this time in hollow knight
hexed kernel
silksong today
green granite
I dont want Hollow Knight, I am waiting for Solid Soldier
obsidian sun
fellas i forgot the name of a song i need help
fuck
wait i think sound used it in one of his vids
copper vapor
describe it
copper vapor
wait i think sound used it in one of his vids
mister blue sky?
hexed kernel
obsidian sun
the one at the very end with skom
thin bobcat
https://discord.com/channels/912320241713958912/912320242301149215/1376644441028...
Isn't that just the angry birds soundtrack lmao
copper vapor
dunno what song that is. Probably some classical oldie.
@broken mountain what song is this
obsidian sun
he is muted 
thin bobcat
dunno what song that is. Probably some classical oldie.
<@762308368911040553> wh...
He's muted
green granite
<:jokerge:1187889527176564906>
verbal lodge
its fine just use your mobile device's song saerch feature and hum it
obsidian sun
implying i have one
verbal lodge
that's usually how i find songs i forget
left mantle
dunno what song that is. Probably some classical oldie.
<@762308368911040553> wh...
Pigs theme from angry birds
verbal lodge
obsidian sun
it came out this year
copper vapor
Pigs theme from angry birds
copper vapor
He's muted
obsidian sun
it's actually bad piggies not angry birds 🤓
obsidian sun
yea ik but not that one
copper vapor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbT893FU3MU I vote for this song to be used in a future video
oblique belfry
https://open.spotify.com/track/4NczzeHBQPPDO0B9AAmB8d
busting out moves whenever the beat drops
🕺
left mantle
It's a good theme though
left mantle
The composer was cookin for a mobile game
left mantle
Breezy was banned?
Yes
thin bobcat
Breezy was banned?
Yeah, that day was funny
left mantle
Very publicly
obsidian sun
it used to auto appear in youtube mix
but now all that appears is gorillaz i wonder why 
green granite
Idk what is Breezy's pronoun
copper vapor
The composer was cookin for a mobile game
"it's just a mobile game you don't have to go too hard"
the composer: insert meme of the guy playing a piano on fire
thin bobcat
Idk what is Breezy's pronoun
retard
obsidian sun
it
green granite
Im too afraid to say "he" and THEM would come back to fight me
left mantle
Idk what is Breezy's pronoun
Doesn't matter, they didn't respect others.
thin bobcat
Im too afraid to say "he" and THEM would come back to fight me
idk, he had a crashout once about being single and said he tried both male and female
so i can't tell you what it is
green granite
Even if i say THEM, Breezy would ALSO come back to say I am a Non Binary tard
sour rivet
Ban pronouns
green granite
Mother fucker I dont speak 1 0 1
copper vapor
breezy snaps at people for misgendering? I can vaguely remember someone snapping at me for it
sour rivet
All of them
left mantle
Breezy was a redditor from the other side of reddit than you expect.
thin bobcat
breezy snaps at people for misgendering? I can vaguely remember someone snapping...
the white knight nobody wanted
sour rivet
it's <:true:1063523689775239319>
i dont believe you
obsidian sun
but it's
oblique belfry
the white knight nobody wanted
one of those cocky handsome knights that go "im the best." or "nobody can stop me" type mfs
then they get folded by 1 hit
obsidian sun
bro got folded by ted and me
thin bobcat
one of those cocky handsome knights that go "im the best." or "nobody can stop m...
one of those "i am lonely and will make you miserable for trying to argue about something with an opinion and for having a personality" type knights
obsidian sun
the kys incident was the funniest so far
left mantle
I also love how that meme just solidified the "space game" aspect of my existing
oblique belfry
one of those "i am lonely and will make you miserable for trying to argue about ...
buzzlight year doll isle meme
add it to the list
how many did we banned now ?
5 ?
obsidian sun
I also love how that meme just solidified the "space game" aspect of my existing...
i mean is it wrong
left mantle
i mean is it wrong <:kekl:1028025674688102441>
It's not, I consume space games like a bad habit
oblique belfry
It's not, I consume space games like a bad habit
its in your blood
thin bobcat
the kys incident was the funniest so far
i tried to help him by giving him google maps instructions for the nearest bridge when he made the worst fucking joke i have ever heard
But he wouldn't listen
copper vapor
how many did we banned now ?
let's bully all the weirdos away
obsidian sun
true...
left mantle
If you say a space game there's a high chance i've played it at one point, unless it's really old
little depot
All of them
them is a pronoun
obsidian sun
guess im leaving guys
you get bullied weirdo or not
little depot
send BIRB TO THE PHILIPINES
obsidian sun
swag land
oblique belfry
you get bullied weirdo or not
why do you think i got this nickname goin on rn
little depot
@oblique belfry I love you
obsidian sun
philipines more like
swagypenis
oblique belfry
everyday there is a "doge bully hour" for the past few days now
more then usual
left mantle
its in your blood
I yearn for the place I cannot go
obsidian sun
it's a tradition when pinoys are mentioned
sour rivet
mlg
oblique belfry
may i interest you in killing yourself for saying "swag"
$wæğ
oblique belfry
wait no gif persm
proven tundra
little depot
fuck
oblique belfry
left mantle
you know the gif I mean
thin bobcat
wait no gif persm
oblique belfry
thin bobcat
and they will never return for you either
copper vapor
more then usual
stop making a fuss about image perms 50 times a day, maybe the bullying will go down
obsidian sun
he's not wrong
oblique belfry
stop making a fuss about image perms 50 times a day, maybe the bullying will go ...
its not just me though
left mantle
Honestly the no images is what's killing me
obsidian sun
copying an image only to remember that you can't send it
oblique belfry
look at this shit for example
obsidian sun
oblique belfry
thin bobcat
holy shit chinese twink kill yourself
copper vapor
oblique belfry
its not just me making a fuss about it
obsidian sun
I was trying to read that
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here it is
oblique belfry
bro
little depot
LMAO
proven tundra
OH MY GOD? ✝️️✞☦✝✟♱⛪🛐🙏📿👼🧔🏽 YOU JUST SAID PHILIPPINES! 🌏💫 ⭐️ 🌟 ✨ ⚡️🌏💫 ...
Thank you
copper vapor
here it is
oblique belfry
how the fuck
proven tundra
left mantle
sour rivet
OH MY GOD? ✝️️✞☦✝✟♱⛪🛐🙏📿👼🧔🏽 YOU JUST SAID PHILIPPINES! 🌏💫 ⭐️ 🌟 ✨ ⚡️🌏💫 ...
Minos Prime says "Useless!" after each restart, implying that he knows you have died to him, and that any efforts you attempt upon him will be only for naught.
Minos Prime says "Die!". This is a slight nod to the fact that he will kill you. This reference is best observed on Violent Difficulty.
Minos Prime is known for, against most players, having caused traumatic stress, demoralization, insanity, depression, mindless raging or a rush of all of that happening at once.
The term "Judgement!" may be used to inflict terror, trauma and severe "coping" onto players that have fought him. Use this wisely.
oblique belfry
did you copy n paste it
obsidian sun
i copied and pasted it
oblique belfry
Minos Prime says "Useless!" after each restart, implying that he knows you have ...
THY END IS NOW 🗣️
little depot
CRUSH
oblique belfry
WEAK
sour rivet
visit my copypasta channel for more shit
obsidian sun
i can't hear minos prime line without thinking of that video
little depot
visit my copypasta channel for more shit
where
oblique belfry
visit my copypasta channel for more shit
aint no way
left mantle
Such devestation...
obsidian sun
sour rivet
i can't hear minos prime line without thinking of that video
THY END IS NOW 👢
PREPARE THYSELF 👢
obsidian sun
why is it so good
oblique belfry
wtf
sour rivet
in my voices of the void folder
obsidian sun
creature of steel 🗣️
little depot
schizophrenia
sour rivet
lads
left mantle
Bro I swear to fucking god, drop my ascendancy key so I can unlock the last parts of my kit 
sour rivet
i think these girls majima were meeting are REAL LIFE PORNSTARS
obsidian sun
you just figured it out
sour rivet
what did RGG studios mean by this
obsidian sun
i never played yakuza and i knew this
little depot
🫃
sour rivet
i never played yakuza and i knew this
its more on the lines of "i know this happened but i dont remember which game"
i know kiyru's gaiden had em
obsidian sun
isn't it everygame
sour rivet
isn't it everygame
obsidian sun
at least you get pictures of them
little depot
its more on the lines of "i know this happened but i dont remember which game"
Like a dragon Femboy paradise
little depot
what
sour rivet
why the fuck did dogman post undertale parody song lyrics
he has it on his soundboard
and tortures us
oblique belfry
oblique belfry
leaden pilot
I yearn for the place I cannot go
me to a church
oblique belfry
im looking at it rn
little depot
to be cringe is to be free
oblique belfry
and found the signalis copypasta
little depot
me to a church
me to a wood chipper
obsidian sun
the spreader copy pasta was my best work as of date
left mantle
me to a church
Step over the threshold and just fucking EVAPORATE
leaden pilot
I DONT CARE IF I DISINTEGRATE I WILL BE IN AWE AT THE STAINED GLASS ARTWORK DAMMIT
thin bobcat
the spreader copy pasta was my best work as of date
So you were the one in the last frame, makes sense
obsidian sun
thin bobcat
hope that drill bit helped you when you have to pee nowadays
oblique belfry
blood on rampage today
obsidian sun
little depot
wheres my turkiye copy pasta
sour rivet
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/gSFp5ulMDLQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCp_gZkDxj8 watch this 3 part series of the fucking B R I T I S H
oblique belfry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCp_gZkDxj8 watch this 3 part series of the fuck...
watched
sour rivet
toilet
oblique belfry
bro is 👃
thin bobcat
wheres my turkiye copy pasta
turkiye mentioned 🇹🇷🦃🇹🇷🦃🇹🇷
sour rivet
(diva walks)
left mantle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCp_gZkDxj8 watch this 3 part series of the fuck...
... jojo?
oblique belfry
rapes the door
little depot
?
thin bobcat
>rapes the door
tf
copper vapor
>rapes the door
oblique belfry
little depot
thats going in the svcreenshot folder
sour rivet
why'd you hafta word it like that bro
obsidian sun
>rapes the door
pause
little depot
mans clip baiting
oblique belfry
had to clickbait
sour rivet
i think ">humps the door" would work too
obsidian sun
the small door fears the overweight doge
oblique belfry
oblique belfry
the small door fears the overweight doge
57kg*
obsidian sun
fetus
little depot
we should combine our wits to make doge get body dysmophia
oblique belfry
we should combine our wits to make doge get body dysmophia
buy me a pc instead
WHAT THE FUCk
obsidian sun
actually that would work
little depot
LMAO
obsidian sun
@oblique belfry
oblique belfry
BASTARD
thin bobcat
AYO YOU CANT CHANGE MY NICKNAME LIKE THAT <@1135549387817373756>
you deserved that one
obsidian sun
i wish pings kept the name at the time of sending them
sour rivet
i am the cause of this
left mantle
AYO YOU CANT CHANGE MY NICKNAME LIKE THAT <@1135549387817373756>
Damn
oblique belfry
all your fault birb
left mantle
Too easy
sour rivet
its like the game facade
left mantle
HEY WAIT
sour rivet
i said toilet
thick plover
>rapes the door
i didnt know turks do this to doors
left mantle
DOGE
sour rivet
i ruined everything
obsidian sun
i am the cause of this
you were
you were the
you were the do
left mantle
YOU CAN PLAY BETHESDA GAMES COMFORTABLY NOW!
sour rivet
you were
you were the
you were the do
<:caught:1323767673263362098>
i am the d
oblique belfry
YOU CAN PLAY BETHESDA GAMES COMFORTABLY NOW!
wait
leaden pilot
oh no is doge humping doorknobs or something
oblique belfry
OOOOoohhhhhhh
oblique belfry
oh no is doge humping doorknobs or something
YOU DONT KNOW THE CONTEXT
SHUT
BEFORE YOU REEL IN MORE PEOPLE
obsidian sun
what's the context to raping doors doge
thin bobcat
oh no is doge humping doorknobs or something
#╟❓general-offtopic message non consenually, yes
thick plover
oh no is doge humping doorknobs or something
Hes like that one dude who fucked his car on that one tv show
obsidian sun
go ahead and tell us
oblique belfry
what's the context to raping doors doge
leaden pilot
but things without context is scientifically proven to be 100% funnier
oblique belfry
DIS
thick plover
But he fucks doors instead
oblique belfry
THIS IS THE CONTEXT
thick plover
oblique belfry
leaden pilot
https://discord.com/channels/912320241713958912/912320242301149215/1412949628822...
???
amazing
thick plover
Anonymous victim doors
left mantle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2xxizpHuoo when I know what doge does to doors but I can't prove it
thick plover
Anonymous victim doors
They gather and bond over their trauma
sour rivet
lore
obsidian sun
ok i know the video and the gif but what does it have to do with that
pure compass
https://discord.com/channels/912320241713958912/912320242301149215/1412949628822...
doors cant consent
oblique belfry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2xxizpHuoo when I know what doge does to doors ...
left mantle
I am not contributing to this joke
light monolith
FINALLY. Holy shit. Passed my learners license test, i can finally go get my learners drivers license.
left mantle
further
oblique belfry
FINALLY. Holy shit. Passed my learners license test, i can finally go get my lea...
copper vapor
I am not contributing to this joke
the offtopic republic thanks you
pure compass
FINALLY. Holy shit. Passed my learners license test, i can finally go get my lea...
in which country
light monolith
Australia.
left mantle
FINALLY. Holy shit. Passed my learners license test, i can finally go get my lea...
Now you get to be in the driver's seat watching fucking muppets drive
light monolith
Kangaroo on the road
thin bobcat
doors cant consent <:kekl:1028025674688102441>
well, he is trying to unhinge it, so i guess it's always non-consensual then
light monolith
Now you get to be in the driver's seat watching fucking muppets drive
Oh yeah people over here are fucking stupid on the road.
left mantle
Oh yeah people over here are fucking stupid on the road.
people over here are fucking stupid on the road
It's a constant
oblique belfry
well, he is trying to unhinge it, so i guess it's always non-consensual then
tried swapping my door with another room's door.
turns out my hinges are that old that they cannot accept new hinges
copper vapor
people over here are fucking stupid on the road
light monolith
Kangaroo on the road
Also holy shit hitting one of those fuckers WILL seriously damage your vehicle.
my grampa hit one with his 4x4 ute once, half the front was fucked.
left mantle
people ~~over here~~ are fucking stupid ~~on the road~~
I debated doing the crossout on the end but decided against it
oblique belfry
Also holy shit hitting one of those fuckers WILL seriously damage your vehicle. ...
is the kangaroo dead
thin bobcat
tried swapping my door with another room's door.
turns out my hinges are that o...
so what did you do to the door that you uninstalled?
light monolith
Alive usually. Hitting a dead one will still fuck your vehicle up though.
oblique belfry
so what did you do to the door that you uninstalled?
just placed it back 
light monolith
You'd be surprised how many dead animals are on the road over here.
thick plover
Also holy shit hitting one of those fuckers WILL seriously damage your vehicle. ...
WHAT CAN KILL MY UNCLE IN A VEHICLE ACCIDENT
A MOOSE
OR A KANGAROO
FIND OUT SHORTLY AFTER THIS AD BREAK
oblique belfry
i was trying to swap room doors
left mantle
I can't believe doakes was ||the bay harbor spreader||
thin bobcat
just placed it back <:huh:1006972778584481792>
nah, we all know you cut a hole in it
weirdo
oblique belfry
nah, we all know you cut a hole in it
why did you fucking specify a hole being made
what is wrong with you
-# there is a keyhole for a rea-
I MEAN WHAT
thick plover
nah, we all know you cut a hole in it
He undoes the door knobs
little depot
I saw someone posted wall of text about Pinoy
Dont make me do it again
thin bobcat
He undoes the door knobs
hard to go to the ER with a whole ass door attached to you
oblique belfry
little depot
-# there is a keyhole for a rea-
"they call me the locksmith"
oblique belfry
Thanks for letting us know how small.
I KNEW SOMEONE WOULD MAKE THAT JOKE TOO
Actual hivemind
same jokes always on mind
light monolith
But i'm just glad i finally fucking passed this shit.
Spent 2 hours going through what was "supposed" to be 6 hours of study.
thick plover
hard to go to the ER with a whole ass door attached to you
I am sure somewhere in this world it has happened more than a handful of times
left mantle
I KNEW SOMEONE WOULD MAKE THAT JOKE TOO
When you make it that easy of course it was gonna happen
oblique belfry
I am sure somewhere in this world it has happened more than a handful of times
with worse cases probably
little depot
idk thats a whole ass door
thin bobcat
then a door
you probably have a lego door in a jar somewhere
oblique belfry
you probably have a lego door in a jar somewhere
left mantle
*cue that reddit post about a cylinder*
Ah yes, the "cylinder"
sour rivet
*cue that reddit post about a cylinder*
"so this is my legacy"
oblique belfry
you probably have a lego door in a jar somewhere
DUDE WHAT KIND OF FUCKING IMAGINATION DO YOU HAVE ?
little depot
discord mod moment
thin bobcat
# DUDE WHAT KIND OF FUCKING IMAGINATION DO YOU HAVE ? <:omegakekw:10161211103723...
it's called creativity
thin bobcat
discord mod moment
shut it, you probably stick spring rolls in your ass
sour rivet
little depot
where do you draw the line between depravity or creativity
oblique belfry
where do you draw the line between depravity or creativity
you dont
you embrace it
little depot
shut it, you probably stick spring rolls in your ass
Calm down I aint panda express
thin bobcat
where do you draw the line between depravity or creativity
easy, whenever i open a tool called "visual studio", my sanity drops down the gutter
thin bobcat
makes more room for the creativity
oblique belfry
No image perms for a week
We are discussing doge violating doors
tl;dr since you werent here :
oblique belfry
birb posted gorillaz "what do you mean toilet" meme and he said "diva walks"
and i said >rapes the door cuz it looked like it
and now im on courtroom your honor
thin bobcat
doge would have a field day with a sliding door
oblique belfry
little depot
birb posted gorillaz "what do you mean toilet" meme and he said "diva walks"
an...
this sentence would kill a victorian child
thick plover
doge would have a field day with a sliding door
Whenever he goes to the mall and its a revolving door his imagination runs wild
oblique belfry
this sentence would kill a victorian child
there are way worse and creative ways to kill one
thick plover
thin bobcat
Whenever he goes to the mall and its a revolving door his imagination runs wild
he's globally banned from ikea
oblique belfry
mfs about to put me in the same category as kira yoshikage for a joke
thick plover
he's globally banned from ikea
If only that would stop him
oblique belfry
thin bobcat
If only that would stop him
he still lures in the parking lot for unsuspecting victims trying to buy a door
oblique belfry
he still lures in the parking lot for unsuspecting victims trying to buy a door
GIMME THEM HINGES NOW 
thick plover
Kebab in hand, turkiye number 1 shirt, he is approaching the main entrance at a steady pace
little depot
ted bundy would not have gotten away with that shit if he was turkish
thick plover
Where is the door isle
The employees start having cold sweats because they feel his presence
The doorlester has arrived
thin bobcat
doge when door
little depot
lore accurate doge
thin bobcat
could someone finally ban the twink
oblique belfry
you guys about to start writing fucking fanfics about a joke
oblique belfry
could someone finally ban the twink
why
little depot
you guys about to start writing fucking fanfics about a joke <:omegakekw:1016121...
dont give me any ideas
thick plover
could someone finally ban the twink
Flop is getting banned????
thin bobcat
why <:omegakekw:1016121110372306944>
i wasn't talking about you
thin bobcat
Flop is getting banned????
should've been more accurate
little depot
why are we banning fop
thin bobcat
the chinese twink
little depot
aren't you talking about azu
you spelled flop wrong
thick plover
should've been more accurate
shouldn't have had my expectations so high
oblique belfry
you spelled flop wrong
fuza
thin bobcat
you spelled flop wrong
ling ding kill yourself
little depot
ling ding kill yourself
🇵🇭
proven tundra
What is happening in here
oblique belfry
What is happening in here
brainrot
proven tundra
little depot
What is happening in here
rat can u post the quebec rat
thick plover
What is happening in here
Doge and doors
little depot
rq
proven tundra
rat can u post the quebec rat
thin bobcat
What is happening in here
doge wants to rape a door
the twink has it's period because of the drill bit
i am wasting time
leaden pilot
never a dull moment in general offtopics
oblique belfry
you are gonna make people question me
proven tundra
Doge and doors
oblique belfry
leaden pilot
you are gonna make people question me
this implies they havent done so in the first place
lilac wedge
what do you usually discuss in here anyway
little depot
what do you usually discuss in here anyway
Migu
leaden pilot
what do you usually discuss in here anyway
depends on the level of boredom
lilac wedge
okay then
thick plover
never a dull moment in general offtopics
Many doors to open conversation, isnt that right @oblique belfry
lilac wedge
does anyone know if 300g of hexolite is a lot or not?
oblique belfry
Many doors to open conversation, isnt that right <@225557770508697600>
🛌
proven tundra
Rats
And the consequences of not enough rats
oblique belfry
does anyone know if 300g of hexolite is a lot or not?
whuh
little depot
"damn the curves on that door"
thin bobcat
what do you usually discuss in here anyway
with image permissions => usually posts some anime girl and then everyone loses their shit because they get added to fortinight
without image permissions => it's just schizophrenic mumbling mostly
oblique belfry
with image permissions => usually posts some anime girl and then everyone loses ...
dont know which one is worse at this point
sour rivet
my fellow offtopicians
lilac wedge
with image permissions => usually posts some anime girl and then everyone loses ...
post an anime "girl"
sour rivet
vote me to get image perms
little depot
release the cupper
oblique belfry
vote me to get image perms
thin bobcat
post an anime "girl"
i will not
oblique belfry
nope
sour rivet
little depot
can we vote to remove image perms forever
lilac wedge
Vote me to get image perms and i will post a door
post your front door so I know where to break into
little depot
post your front door so I know where to break into
who tf breaks in through the front
lilac wedge
I do
oblique belfry
who tf breaks in through the front
madlads
proven tundra
I vote birb as well
Surely he will not abuse the permissions
thick plover
who tf breaks in through the front
A retard who wants to die to a shotgun trap
sour rivet
I vote birb as well
Surely he will not abuse the permissions
what do i have to gain from abusin it
little depot
Can we make birb president of Latvia
sour rivet
i jus wann share my clips man
proven tundra
what do i have to gain from abusin it
Exactly
lilac wedge
who tf breaks in through the front
it's called a police raid
thick plover
@sour rivet
lilac wedge
get swatted
thick plover
Bomba
little depot
it's called a police raid
the 12 pipe bombs behind my door
sour rivet
<@584984707503226880>
thick plover
the 12 pipe bombs behind my door
It wouldn't stop doge
lilac wedge
the 12 pipe bombs behind my door
we'll send in an EOD squad
little depot
i just wanna post funi trevor scenes
just get tester
proven tundra
I'll just spam chat with world of tanks battle results
Birb has much more useful things to say
sour rivet
I'll just spam chat with world of tanks battle results
Birb has much more usefu...
galunga
pure compass
I'll just spam chat with world of tanks battle results
Birb has much more usefu...
but muh dom6 killboards
leaden pilot
"damn the curves on that door"
do you reckon doge just busts when seeing the Origami Door in action
lilac wedge
speaking of EOD, I've also had that interesting question of "honestly why didn't stalkers just make a fucking power armour instead of a puny exoskeleton" but it's probably not for here
thick plover
do you reckon doge just busts when seeing the Origami Door in action
What do you think he does when he sees a harmonica or a sliding door
little depot
do you reckon doge just busts when seeing the Origami Door in action
do garden gates count as a door
thick plover
proven tundra
but muh dom6 killboards <:Wahh:1031215422999113758>
I played my one game a month already with no image perms
Abyssia reigned supreme
sour rivet
holy shit i can get legally distinct jacket as a crewmate
marsh cargo
wanted to install wot
lilac wedge
theoretically, how much cast steel can I strap onto myself to make myself bulletproof without losing the ability to move?
proven tundra
wanted to install wot
It's a teap
thick plover
wanted to install wot
Too many doors
proven tundra
Trap
marsh cargo
noticed i installed WOT eu
proven tundra
Lol