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pseudo robin
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based

frail scaffold
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Who tf is this guy

drifting mantle
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German Economic Scientist Prof. Christian Riek

placid sail
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every time I see some book signed like "this is the best thing that has happened to me in my life, and I can't stop cumming" - some moderately famous cunt

hazy finch
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deodorant is nerve gas

placid sail
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I get irrationally angry and predisposed to the book as being bad

drifting mantle
frail scaffold
pseudo robin
placid sail
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same way as I see a game with a fucking WALL of 10/10 8/10 9/10 dickcheese.com IGN some slut with a typewriter

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I DO NOT CARE

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DIE IN A HELLFIRE CRITIC

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you wanna see a fun example?

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AND IT'S SHIT

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UTTER, STEAMING BULLCRAP

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Y'ALL SHOULD KILL YOURSELF FOR BEING ACCOMPLICES IN DECEIT

drifting mantle
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Imagine running around with stickers on you, that mention every compliment you've ever gotten (and some of them are even payed)

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"Yeah, I'm awesome"

drifting mantle
placid sail
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a king does not need to pronounce himself as one!

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how is it even still a viable strategy!

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fucking idiotic!

drifting mantle
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Well... If it wouldn't work, they probably wouldn't do it.
Once again, it's the customers who are the real retards

placid sail
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fucking hell

frail scaffold
pseudo robin
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i can't wait to see how bad tes6 is

placid sail
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don't rub salt in the wound

frail scaffold
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Cant wait to see it topped by a morrowind mod that released 10 years ago

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We knew the way it was going when bethesda removed spears and polearms simply cus they didnt want to animate them

simple ore
placid sail
frail scaffold
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Starwield

simple ore
placid sail
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oh

drifting mantle
frail scaffold
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The video game equivalent to unseasoned chicken

simple ore
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it's the other way around

placid sail
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why must my beloved elder scrolls franchise must be reduced so

simple ore
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it's a piece of shit smothered in seasoning

placid sail
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to a fucking disneyland park normie slop

simple ore
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don't you know that skyrim is the best rpg ever made

placid sail
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I'm going to kill you and then myself

simple ore
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good

wooden harbor
placid sail
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I mean

simple ore
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i blame skyrim for the open world slop we kept getting for years

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and we still do

placid sail
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even fucking boblivion, goofy and camp it is at times, was something

fallow trellis
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the arc just got interesting

wooden harbor
frail scaffold
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Skyrim looks good, about all its got going for it

wooden harbor
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morrowind was a much more compelling setting and story for me, but held back by some kind of shit combat mechanics

placid sail
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skyrim is bland as all hell, but some side gigs are fun, and mechanics are okayish

simple ore
simple ore
placid sail
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but overall both skyrim and fallout 4 are "only possible to eat with mod condiments"

frail scaffold
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Bethesda lost all semblance of nuance when the end of the blades questline REQUIRES you to kill paarthurnax

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REQUIRES YOU

simple ore
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even with mods i can't bring myself to replay skyrim

frail scaffold
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No ifs ands or butts

fresh rose
# placid sail

None of these are trusted source, wheres keiths review ohno

fallow trellis
wooden harbor
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as long as u like that lara croft from 2000 kinda cleavage

frail scaffold
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The literal only dragon on our side

lets kill him

fallow trellis
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chat is this real

simple ore
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i need more linear fps games in my life

arctic pawn
buoyant lintel
feral kiln
frail scaffold
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Welcome back black ops 1

feral kiln
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yup

coarse bear
coarse bear
pseudo robin
frail scaffold
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Which is funny cus they made it

drifting mantle
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Bethesda has always been on the course of "let's stream this down and make it simpler"
Problem is, that they never stopped doing that...

Bethesda answers questions like "How much Roleplay can you take away, for it to be still called an RPG?"

wooden harbor
pseudo robin
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crazy they still use the same like 25 year old engine too

frail scaffold
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Skyrim is more action game than rpg

Like i said, blades questline literally only has 1 outcome

simple ore
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"action"

placid sail
simple ore
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spam left click

worldly gate
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Left click spam and spam healing spells or items

simple ore
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i personally don't like games that pause time to use items like skyrim

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or games where you have 5 trillion items to heal

frail scaffold
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How it feels to get adept restoration in skyrim and literally be unkillable

worldly gate
wooden harbor
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being unable to pause time when u got an inventory with 300 items in it just sucks ass

simple ore
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feels like a scuffed turn based game

worldly gate
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Like how people found out in Starfield that you could basically steal entire inventories from shops because of that was just some chest under the floor, just like in skyrim

wooden harbor
frail scaffold
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But muh funny bethesda bugs!!!

simple ore
wooden harbor
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well yeah dark souls punishes you more

simple ore
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not what i meant

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you can't pause the game

placid sail
simple ore
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also like when games have healing tied to a cooldown or shit like estus

frail scaffold
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You can just savequit whenever you want

wooden harbor
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and because of that i have to go find some quiet corner in the map to set up my hotkeys and shit, which is honestly just an inconvenience to me

simple ore
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but that's not intended

simple ore
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and when you do that you restart

frail scaffold
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No u dont

simple ore
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?

frail scaffold
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Oh you mean the game

simple ore
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i meant the fight

frail scaffold
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I was gonna say you spawn exactly where you quit at

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Unless you mean bossfight

primal rapids
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The problem with restoration is that leveling it takes fucking forever unless you cheese it

placid sail
frail scaffold
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Everything in skyrim takes forever to level

simple ore
worldly gate
wooden harbor
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i think a happy balance is being able to pause the game whenever you want to do inventory mgmt/setup, but have status effects of used items take a bit of time to have an effect

frail scaffold
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Your game can also just have downtime

simple ore
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or just have healing outside of the inventory

frail scaffold
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To do those things

simple ore
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that's why i said estus

frail scaffold
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To prepare for upcoming fights

worldly gate
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Doesnt gta 5 kinda does that?

heady crow
simple ore
worldly gate
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Like slowing down time to let you pick weapons (in the story mode)

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I remember that it kinda did that

simple ore
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yea but you don't magically heal

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it does

wooden harbor
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yeah it gives you more time

primal rapids
fluid heron
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Who else hungover as fuck

simple ore
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yea but swapping weapon doesn't magically save you if you have 1 hp

frail scaffold
simple ore
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doom also does that

frail scaffold
wooden harbor
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learn by doing in games always ends up the same : for some skills it works great, for some skills it leads to really stupid/boring behavior to train it

primal rapids
placid sail
# simple ore that's why i said estus

funnily enough, there are mods that fix everything you hate about it in skyrim. no timestop during inventory interactions, healing items taking time to work and food not working in battle + limit to potions consumed at the same time

simple ore
heady crow
placid sail
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how great it is that toddy gives us a game that we can build into anything we want with mods and which on itself is bland medium at best

simple ore
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i did all sidequests
no reason to replay skyrim

frail scaffold
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And all that work to get the most boring daedric armor in es

fluid heron
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Simon magus mods fix shit like potion crafting so it's not a spam fest where you make 500 5000 gold potion

buoyant lintel
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all the combat mods for skyrim literally try to make it like elden ring or something omegakekw

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a shitty elden ring at that

simple ore
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nah skyrim daedric armor looks great

fluid heron
frail scaffold
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Its uninspired

primal rapids
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I wore Ebony fully into endgame. Daedric and dragonbone look like shit

simple ore
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it isn't

wooden harbor
simple ore
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it looks cool

fluid heron
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And guess what Simon magus made blade and blunt which just fixes vanilla combat

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He is the goat

fallow trellis
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i modded my game before i finished my first run, so my armor was spiderman armor

frail scaffold
placid sail
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boblivion daedric set looks like daedras are going through their rebellious teen phase

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in remaster too

fallow trellis
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i killed the dragon boss by doing a backflip spiderman web sling

wooden harbor
fallow trellis
buoyant lintel
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mordhau endgame is cancer

frail scaffold
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Mordhau players trying to convince you spamming 1 attack is fun

fluid heron
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If someone added mordhau combat to Skyrim

wooden harbor
fluid heron
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Nah fuck that chiv 1

fluid heron
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I'm tryna spin around

fallow trellis
wooden harbor
fallow trellis
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Chiv 1 is the perfect simulation of medieval combat

frail scaffold
buoyant lintel
fallow trellis
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I went into a FFA server and I just saw a line of people waiting for a single 1v1. When someone went there and just cut the line, everyone killed him again n again until he dced and made a line again

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Chiv 1 is truly a game of all time

buoyant lintel
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good player vs good player is just rng lmao

wooden harbor
frail scaffold
fallow trellis
fluid heron
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People like to duel

buoyant lintel
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just turns into guessing

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might have like half a ms to read it

fallow trellis
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the most unreadable attack is thru an unseen ballista

wooden harbor
frail scaffold
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But its still one move man

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You're missing the point

wooden harbor
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but ultimately the game must not have all moves be readable or it just becomes a boring back and forth until one person is out of stamine

fallow trellis
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idk if this was chiv 1, we had an enemy player play thru his sound board attack sfx so we get confused on reading his attacks

fluid heron
fallow trellis
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read this

frail scaffold
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You can tie as much strategy and tech you want to the fighting but yall are still spamming 1 move and it sucks to watch/play/enjoy

buoyant lintel
wooden harbor
frail scaffold
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I didnt even say it wasnt complicated i said it was BORING

fallow trellis
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Other games worry too much about balance

wooden harbor
drifting mantle
fallow trellis
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the only balance in chiv is how many soldiers are dog piling you

frail scaffold
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Literally watch any gameplay of a guy whos above the average player in the game and its so. Fucking. Boring

wooden harbor
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without unreadability the gameplay just becomes stale very quicky

frail scaffold
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You gain nothing by improving

fallow trellis
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the best improvement in chiv deadliest warrior was me being able to throw all my weapons

buoyant lintel
fallow trellis
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like an armed peasant

frail scaffold
wooden harbor
fallow trellis
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sometimes when a player reads too much on my attack patterns i just chuck my mace, sheild, and back up dagger at him

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they never see the voluntary disarm

frail scaffold
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I wonder if theres a melee slasher out there thats tried this...

wooden harbor
frail scaffold
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Yes but this goes for both games

wooden harbor
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altho i never got really good at M&B so i'm not really sure how unreadable high skill offense gets

drifting mantle
frail scaffold
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Mount and blade less online

frail scaffold
drifting mantle
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That's true

frail scaffold
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(Unless you're a spear player)

drifting mantle
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Haven't played Mordhau in years

wooden harbor
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poking people before they could reach me was my fav way to fight lol

frail scaffold
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I do the same but with the polearms

drifting mantle
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Spears are the Gigachad weapons of melee Combat

frail scaffold
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I like still having slashes

wooden harbor
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spear has slash, but yeah it's only useful as an occasional mixup

buoyant lintel
frail scaffold
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1 move

placid sail
frail scaffold
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Hard asf actually

drifting mantle
buoyant lintel
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exactly why its not gigachad

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its boring and any retard can use it

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also overpowered as fuck

placid sail
frail scaffold
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Its the infantry standard weapon

placid sail
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BLADE ON A STEEEEEK

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followed by an even bigger gamechanger

wooden harbor
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i guess gigachads use swords because it puts them at a disadvtange?

placid sail
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BLADE ON A STEEEEEK PROPELLED REAL HAAAARD

frail scaffold
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Its a status symbol

drifting mantle
frail scaffold
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"Look at me i can waste valuable steel on a status symbol im rich"

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Dont act like ppl still don't do it today

placid sail
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killing someone with spoon is art

drifting mantle
wooden harbor
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kill someone with a sponge

buoyant lintel
wooden harbor
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probably only one way to do that...

placid sail
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and it's not even sticking spoon in somewhere vital, no

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I'M GOING TO SLAP YOU WITH A SPOON SO HARD AND FAST THE KINETIC ENERGY WILL HEAT YOU UP AND COOK YOU ALIVE

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just wait for it!

wooden harbor
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im pretty sure they would explode into mist instead of heat up XD

pseudo robin
lean oak
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Porno

drifting mantle
coarse bear
lean oak
wooden harbor
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thank god for guns

pseudo robin
frail scaffold
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Yall guys act like ppl attack the plate when fighting a knight

wooden harbor
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dont have to ever experience being attacked by a dude i have no way of even harming

lean oak
drifting mantle
lean oak
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Only if u shoot it like 10 meters away

frail scaffold
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Get them on the ground, then stab in gaps

wooden harbor
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even so, youll be stabbing chainmail most likely

lean oak
frail scaffold
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A lot easier said than done but you don't sit there and poke his plate armor for fun

placid sail
frail scaffold
wooden harbor
frail scaffold
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Or just get really good leverage with a guy thats on the ground

drifting mantle
lean oak
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It was almost impossible to harm a standing full plated knight

frail scaffold
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You probably wouldnt use your spear anyway. Most likely a dagger

wooden harbor
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well yeah a big ol spear tip is going to be much harder to get in there

buoyant lintel
frail scaffold
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OR

wooden harbor
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problem is u gotta somehow get the knight (who has a big nasty polearm) on the ground

frail scaffold
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Better yet

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Hit him in the head till hes seeing stars

lean oak
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Guys u forget that samurais with their katanas could easily slice through this canned ppl

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Did u watch anime

fluid heron
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Folded 10 billion times

wooden harbor
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ah yes nippon steel that can cut even diamond

fluid heron
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Just like my 10 billion fat rolls

buoyant lintel
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only if the swordman is skilled enough 4head

frail scaffold
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Who would win

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Downed knight or big rock

lean oak
fluid heron
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He solos

frail scaffold
wooden harbor
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two sword tech: he's practically miyamoto musashi

frail scaffold
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What else would i mean

lean oak
lean oak
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Does he have a dynamite

frail scaffold
lean oak
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It really depends

frail scaffold
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What about diamond armor

lean oak
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Ok now we talking

frail scaffold
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Fuck im behind the times

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Netherite

lean oak
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Ok but what if this down knight has a legendary nipponese katana

wooden harbor
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doesnt make sense

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he could have cut you into sushi before you ever knocked him down

drifting mantle
lean oak
fluid heron
lean oak
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But what if

wooden harbor
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yeah u should know the katana is super effective against bullets

lean oak
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My bullets were forged by legendary nipponese smiths

drifting mantle
buoyant lintel
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immovable object vs unstoppable force clearly

wooden harbor
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then there would be a massive explosion as two unbreakable objects collide, destroying half of tokyo

lean oak
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Okay so it depends now whos skills are superior

wooden harbor
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well everyone would be dead in a 10km radius soo not really

drifting mantle
frail scaffold
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Mosquito bite right beside my nail

buoyant lintel
frail scaffold
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Wrong

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Royal guard

fiery anvil
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If a mosquito lands on your junk does it count as getting your weewee sucked

lean oak
lean oak
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Even the virginity loss (unforgivable)

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(No honor)

buoyant lintel
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very not sugoi

lean oak
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Kowai

fiery anvil
narrow lotus
lean oak
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The only day u will understand the strength of diplomacy is when a mosquito lands on ur balls

stone blade
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MOHAMMAD SUMBUL 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️

fiery anvil
narrow lotus
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My sister has this cat around her neighbourhood she named him Augustus

drifting mantle
fiery anvil
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She looks angy

narrow lotus
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Holy shti she showed me like 7 cats

wooden harbor
narrow lotus
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Lizzie

lean oak
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I was a mosquito

drifting mantle
wooden harbor
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squished on the ballsack of life

narrow lotus
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She has a black one she named him Pericles

fiery anvil
drifting mantle
manic cave
drifting mantle
# manic cave

Weird considering, he told the truth in the original scene

manic cave
quaint ore
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No. 1 rule to counteract glowies

If the person starts a conversation and shifts it to things perceived as politically sensitive, stop talking immediately

manic cave
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I got sent one schizo reel & now it's all just stuff about the island & the list

placid sail
quaint ore
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any convo in brainfart is not worth remembering in 7 hours

placid sail
drifting mantle
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Truth is, Brainfart consists exclusively of feds trying to bait each other constantly

wooden harbor
narrow lotus
wooden harbor
placid sail
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oh wow!

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yo do remember!

wooden harbor
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not all of us are 100% brain rotted

placid sail
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it's extra impressive considering I HAVE NEVER FUCKING PLAYED KENSHI, TOO!

wooden harbor
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oh shit ur the wrong guy?

quaint ore
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anyways i am gonna continue watching generation kill

prisma venture
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Oi romani this Is true @narrow lotus

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?

narrow lotus
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Yes

drifting mantle
# narrow lotus

People encourage it, because it's too much of a hassle driving to the other end of the world... Just to kill a stupid retard.
Might as well bait them into suicide

placid sail
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it is zoever for you

wooden harbor
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lies

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ur just messing with me -_-

placid sail
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it actually upsets me that I have not played kenshi yet

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but it is the truth

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the recent game I was playing and narrating in the brainfart thread was rimworld

wooden harbor
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well if you havent... then get it on sale. when it goes on sale it's super cheap

prisma venture
prisma venture
wooden harbor
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this aint a bethesda game

prisma venture
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Yeah me too

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But i allweys try them on sea And then buy them if i like it oř if i have money

placid sail
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IT JUST STARES AT ME

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WITH SADDNESS AND REPROACH

wooden harbor
prisma venture
river zealot
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I am awake

wooden harbor
stone blade
stone blade
drifting mantle
prisma venture
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Time for me to work lazy cunts see ya later

river zealot
prisma venture
low atlas
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Trust

wooden harbor
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that will be years from now

placid sail
placid sail
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every time I see your pfp

drifting mantle
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God only knows what the fuck they're doing

wooden harbor
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building a huge ass world filled with cunts that are going to shit talk you as they remove your limbs

low atlas
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but u dont see me commenting about it

drifting mantle
low atlas
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i think they're still less than a dozen

lean oak
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Guys pls be quiet

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I’m pooping

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Can’t concentrate

drifting mantle
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Guh???

lean oak
wooden harbor
pseudo robin
buoyant lintel
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okay garmin

wooden harbor
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he did leave the first game with a bunch of bugs after all...

lean oak
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Poopi speichern

drifting mantle
lean oak
wooden harbor
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as long as mod support is there things will work out in the long run

low atlas
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i just dont understand why he isnt getting a team after

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wlel

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making such a hit

wooden harbor
drifting mantle
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Yeah, I saw the video of their Office

low atlas
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oh right? I must've not looked in so long

lean oak
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Tarkov?

drifting mantle
placid sail
lean oak
drifting mantle
low atlas
placid sail
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is it colder in there

drifting mantle
placid sail
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I'd love some chill about now

buoyant lintel
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dude hasnt played new vegas

lean oak
wooden harbor
lapis zinc
wooden harbor
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another year of bugfixing would have done the game a lot of good

deep topaz
lean oak
lapis zinc
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That's st Louis for you

lean oak
drifting mantle
wooden harbor
naive bison
placid sail
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ah

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32c

drifting mantle
placid sail
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that explains why I'm melting a little

deep topaz
lean oak
hazy finch
wooden harbor
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you are like flop and cannot help yourself with the emojis

drifting mantle
placid sail
# deep topaz

there's like twenty different startups already trying to do the same thing different ways

river zealot
lean oak
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How can u know then the tone of my message

river zealot
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See now this also works for my british fellas

placid sail
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fucking stupid ass OH THAT DISCOVERY WILL MAKE YOU DISAPPEAR mf there's nothing one of a kind a small chinese town is shadowing your research

wooden harbor
drifting mantle
lean oak
drifting mantle
lean oak
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Tone Stark

river zealot
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Where did my wallet go

lean oak
hot python
# river zealot

I sent this to a Russian friend and he replied with "shut up you provide me with one dumbass"
Oh right

river zealot
low atlas
naive bison
placid sail
drifting mantle
lean oak
# naive bison

U can’t trust someone who’s dihh is bigger than urs

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Don’t forget that

wooden harbor
low atlas
lean oak
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I consider my shitbox car my best friend why u rude to horses

prisma venture
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Like hummy

drifting mantle
hot python
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Suffering from success

wooden harbor
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they act like ur eating their pet or something

prisma venture
lean oak
wooden harbor
wooden harbor
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horses have some big muscles. lots of lean meat i imagine

river zealot
lean oak
deep topaz
river zealot
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@naive bison car collection

lean oak
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Horse meat

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Is idk

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6/10

river zealot
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@hot python

hazy finch
lean oak
wooden harbor
prisma venture
hot python
prisma venture
placid sail
wooden harbor
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a recovery is a recovery

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just means the medicine was a poison after all

hot python
prisma venture
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@placid sail f u

deep topaz
placid sail
deep topaz
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Did I post this

drifting mantle
placid sail
prisma venture
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Still in work

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Btw

heady crow
prisma venture
heady crow
hot python
heady crow
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Im pretty sure its you and khaa

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And no one else

placid sail
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except kha never done any meds and is probably in your vent right now plotting your demise

heady crow
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Well, maybe not prescribed meds

placid sail
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a beer is not meds

heady crow
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But sure a whole lot of other medications

hot python
heady crow
drifting mantle
# heady crow

Well... The retards who would use this term to begin with, also sucked all the meaning and value out of it... By constantly calling everyone and everything "incel"

Now where have I seen that that before? clueless

lapis zinc
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Good friend looking out for him

heady crow
prisma venture
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Peak

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Just found on my phon

hot python
fallow trellis
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bone apple tea

drifting mantle
fallow trellis
hot python
drifting mantle
hot python
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Are you afraid a dude's going to steal your boyfriend?

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I don't get it

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What's there to be phobic over

deep topaz
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Danish? Bros a pastry

drifting mantle
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And therefore ignored

hot python
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I can guarantee you I am 10x more mentally ill than any twitter user

drifting mantle
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If I speak...

hot python
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Big trouble

drifting mantle
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Very big

slender kayak
arctic pawn
hot python
tight rune
drifting mantle
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Peak cosplay

narrow lotus
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damn bro its been ages since i watched Finding Nemo

split canyonBOT
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tidal trellis
pseudo robin
placid sail
tight rune
naive bison
# deep topaz

you should be legally allowed to kill every squatter (who knowingly tries to get your home by staying in it long enough with fake rent agreements to get the house in the end)

tidal trellis
fallow trellis
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fries look good

naive bison
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mayonaise on fries? Concerned

lapis zinc
naive bison
lapis zinc
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Sir yes sir

naive bison
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🧽 📞

lapis zinc
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Legalize nuclear bombs

bold kettle
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send him to the penis explosion chamber

naive bison
drifting mantle
naive bison
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@river zealot @coarse bear

tight rune
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Sick lyrics

fallow trellis
placid sail
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gas the house meal

hot python
solar breach
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Look upon my work, and despair

arctic pawn
naive bison
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if you won't - i will.

solar breach
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You'll have to track us down first

naive bison
prisma venture
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Finaly home yay

naive bison
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slurslurslur

undone wave
orchid skiff
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I love how the UK wanna ban VPNs too now

naive bison
drifting mantle
orchid skiff
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And then they just kept going

drifting mantle
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For real?

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Didn't know that

orchid skiff
drifting mantle
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I'm wondering what kind of Country they wanna build up over there... Because to me, it seems like they just wanna neck themselfs REALLY bad

naive bison
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peeler*

simple ore
drifting mantle
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Or they wanna cause as much Chaos as possible, make people really fucking mad...
And you know... Pull the German strats between the two World Wars

orchid skiff
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All issues trace back to Thatcher

drifting mantle
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I'm not too deep into the UK lore to know all about Thatcher

frail scaffold
stone blade
drifting mantle
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Milkies!

stone blade
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@narrow lotus @frail scaffold @simple ore

simple ore
narrow lotus
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5 likes and i murder the melon

stone blade
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I have the same plates

narrow lotus
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Those plates are recieved from funerals

stone blade
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all of balkans has them

narrow lotus
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Everyone has plates from everyone at some point

simple ore
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everyone has at least 1

placid sail
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once again I must envy americans for their confectionary wonders

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I wans to try this

deep topaz
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Once you call the cops, it's game over. Now you're in legal hell

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Shoot first

simple ore
placid sail
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I would preemptively put it in fridge

arctic pawn
stone blade
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this is the song that plays each time you go to super market and all the grandmas are there to buy bread

fluid heron
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fucking had 3 bowls last night and my friend infected me with whatever plague he had

trim pulsar
fluid heron
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mfs doing everything but adding 120 tick servers

hot python
stone blade
storm stream
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Familiar emblem (or what's it called)

deep topaz
arctic pawn
orchid skiff
storm stream
orchid skiff
storm stream
arctic pawn
narrow lotus
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nah fuck it hit him with one more orange maybe his senses come up

river zealot
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Its called a trident

prisma venture
orchid skiff
# arctic pawn

Why does it look like the sign was hit too

Also let em have the oranges idk

deep topaz
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I figured out why I felt like aids for the last 5 days

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Blood pressure was normal (low)

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High BP today and I feel fine

wraith osprey
deep topaz
deep topaz
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I gotta figure this out in case the khan comes back

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Notice how all these dystopia novels are written in the UK, and the UK is following suit

placid sail
prisma venture
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so

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guys

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do we know how flop had for breafest today?

drifting mantle
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cock

prisma venture
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ah

drifting mantle
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as always

prisma venture
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as always

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yeah

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well im tierd today so im gonna play some of them battefiled 4s

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drifting mantle
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3

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2

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1

prisma venture
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huh

lusty sonnet
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Flopirex support is slow today

prisma venture
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he is late

drifting mantle
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indeed he is

prisma venture
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something is wrong

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he might be goonin

drifting mantle
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he's busy with his bf

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getting more breakfast

buoyant lintel
prisma venture
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hahah

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nice joke

lusty sonnet
storm stream
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stone blade
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@narrow lotus

narrow lotus
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Alcoholic moment

stone blade
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Wdymmmm

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that's barely any whiskey

narrow lotus
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aight fuck it man i got a beer as well

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ousskha

stone blade
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oooushka

narrow lotus
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it aint much but its my jorkin corner

stone blade
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Wtf am I reading

stoic girder
upper gulch
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dice roll system is way way superior

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it actually makes your level matter

wooden harbor
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nah... swinging at stuff and watching ur weapon phase thru and ur shield just randomly deciding to block felt terrible to use

upper gulch
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because youre pampered

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fucking milk drinker

wooden harbor
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hate me because i like consistency

upper gulch
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youre playing a roleplaying game but cant use your imagination to imagine that your character misses and isnt doint the exact thing you see on screen

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that seems like a lame way to play roleplaying games

wooden harbor
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it aint a goddamn tabletop

upper gulch
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it came from them

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where do you think they got the dice roll system from

wooden harbor
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its a video game. it should show me when i hit and when i miss clearly in the animations

upper gulch
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no it shouldnt

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its a game from 2002

wooden harbor
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still perfectly possible for the time

upper gulch
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more than likely not for a bethesda game

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anyway

wooden harbor
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well yeah they arent known for honing their game systems to perfection lol

upper gulch
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use your imagination its a roleplay game milk drinker

wooden harbor
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no

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and i dont drink milk. shit sucks for drinking

upper gulch
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you had to imagine character voices up till oblivion and skyrim

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but you cant imagine it for combat

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tsk tsk tsk

wooden harbor
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my character is swinging the damn weapon

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it just feels half-assed

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like they didnt want to go all the way

upper gulch
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yes and lets say the enemy counters it or you swing and they dodge to the side or whatever in your imagination to miss it

upper gulch
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im pretty sure other games used same dice roll system

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i think arx fatalis used it but i dont remember

wooden harbor
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yeah it would be have a novel thing most likely

upper gulch
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it was just common place

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and also they had been using dice roll system for games before it

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arena and daggerfall (idk about redguard or battlespire i havent played) both used dice roll

river zealot
wooden harbor
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the dice roll for shield use felt especially bad

river zealot
solar breach
river zealot
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listen debil

solar breach
wooden harbor
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when oblivion finally let me hold the shield up when i wanted to it was a magical thing

upper gulch
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ive never used shields in morrowind ngl

solar breach
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I do just for extra armor

upper gulch
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idk how their dice roll is

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i usually play a archer or mage

wooden harbor
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well u werent doing heavy melee all the time like me i guess

upper gulch
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or just a tank nord where i just use enchanted battleaxe

solar breach
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Mage is the strongest class in morrowind by far because of how ridiculous spells can get

upper gulch
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so i dont really need the extra armour

upper gulch
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battlemage is probably one of my favorite in morrowind

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because you can just enchant your weapon with a really stupid enchantment

solar breach
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RAHHHH HOUSE TELVANNI

wooden harbor
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yep the one thing i hated the most about oblivion was how they neutered the spellcrafting

upper gulch
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you can do the fortify intelligence potion loop and just get crazy fucking enchantments on weapons and then go massacre people

solar breach
pseudo robin
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i can't wait to see how bad tes6 is going to be

upper gulch
upper gulch
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i mean i get blah blah 4th era bullshit now we use potion crafting stations

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but

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it was still cool to have mortar and pestle and all other components

wooden harbor
solar breach
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But sheogoraths baddies will have to do

upper gulch
upper gulch
solar breach
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I noticed pepew

upper gulch
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he looks like a homosexual pimp

solar breach
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I dont like the oblivion remaster

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I'm also praying they don't touch morrowind

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Although Todd's greasy fingers will inevitably gravitate towards it

upper gulch
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i actually hope they do touch morrowind

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as much as i like game i would want to see a graphical upgrade to it

wooden harbor
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i hope they do remake morrowind. even if it's kind of shit, as long as they got half decent mod support soooo many people will be fixing it up

solar breach
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Maybe

upper gulch
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as long as someone makes a mod to readd dice roll combat im good

solar breach
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But tamriel rebuilt

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So

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I probably won't be playing it at all

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And just stick to the original game

upper gulch
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waiting for 2030 when tamriel rebuilt is finished

solar breach
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I wonder if they've added blacklight yet

upper gulch
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waiting till 2078 when skyrim home of the nords is finished

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the whole project tamriel team is working on every province except 2 i think

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but they only have 3 releases

wooden harbor
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never heard of project tamriel. looks ambitious but still a long way to go

upper gulch
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ya

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long way

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its cool though

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i would love to see how they manage to do imperial city

wooden harbor
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are they messing with the story to have it include the mainland too'?

upper gulch
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for morrowind?

wooden harbor
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yes

upper gulch
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i think theyre just adding new story content to the mainland not messing with the base game

wooden harbor
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ah so all the new areas will be optional then

heady crow
upper gulch
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yea it just adds mainland if you want to go to it

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and then they also have skyrim home of the nords

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and cyrodil

deep topaz
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Got a tetanus shot. My limbs are so stiff already

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In other news, the new York shooter killed the Blackstone CEO yesterday

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Expect gun control measures

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Also wildfire news PR stunts

glad carbon
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@heady crow stinky

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hiii @upper gulch

heady crow
deep topaz
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Feels like somebody is squeezing my calf

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They must've put super mega aids in this vaccine

quartz ridge
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rip crow

haughty shore
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U Din Din Din Din Dun Ma Din Din Din Dun

prisma venture
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so

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my mom decited she will trim our dog

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my dog dont like it

stoic girder
narrow lotus
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Damn bro J Lo divorced 4 times lmfao talk about red flag of a woman

stoic girder
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He might be retarded.

haughty shore
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Tung tung tung tung tung sahur

prisma venture
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PISS NUKE INCOMIN

stoic girder
prisma venture
prisma venture
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as a goolge doctor im telling you its tumor

eager igloo
prisma venture
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u should eat your leg now

stoic girder
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You should get it out.

prisma venture
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eat it

deep topaz
stoic girder
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Dig it out.

deep topaz
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Blackrock is the funding place

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Stone is owned by rock

prisma venture
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u have knife ? cut it open and take it out fr trust me true story

stoic girder
prisma venture
deep topaz
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Payment processors (credit debit card companies) being controlled

haughty shore
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what happend to brain rot ?

deep topaz
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Resulting in all online storefronts bending the knee

prisma venture
deep topaz
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All items the system doesn't agree with will be restricted

prisma venture
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got any article or something like that i rather read it then liesn to it

deep topaz
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The people who own the companies (banks) threatening them to threaten storefronts to bend the knee or be refused service

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Resulting in total control of what goes up on said storefronts

stoic girder
prisma venture
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the fuck

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thats stupid shit

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wtf

deep topaz
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It's all about control

prisma venture
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why cant we have nice things in this word for fuck sake

deep topaz
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Because smart people cause problems

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Evil prospers when everybody says "I can't do anything about it"

prisma venture
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humanity is fucked

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we need etiher ww3 or get nuked by alines or some shit

deep topaz
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There's one thing that even the richest man in the world can't buy

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A soul

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Bullets are cheap

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There is no political solution

austere shadow
deep topaz
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You don't walk into the minotaur's lair, play by his rules, and expect to win

prisma venture
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agreed

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but i dont think people are ready for this

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look at the soft kids now a days

deep topaz
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Alpha is fucked

prisma venture
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IPAD kids they wont be ready for real shit they will just consume and consume till end of times

deep topaz
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We've got a very short amount of time to turn this world around

prisma venture
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wall e getting real

prisma venture
stoic girder
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You guys are glowing.

prisma venture
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yeah we glow thanks

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i get that a lot

deep topaz
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The idea that it's too late for change is a tool for the enemy

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You have air in your lungs. You can change things

upper gulch
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nope

narrow lotus
prisma venture
deep topaz
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Obviously things are going to get worse if nothing is done about it

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I miss pandemic

prisma venture
deep topaz
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And danger close

prisma venture
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u miss what? that how we coulnt do our jobs go to school

deep topaz
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The company

prisma venture
deep topaz
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They made battlefront 2, Mercenaries

simple ore
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he says he misses pandemic not THE pandemic

prisma venture
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okey im retard then

upper gulch
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i thought he meant the pandemic too ngl

deep topaz
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When I was younger I always thought their splash screen was the coolest thing ever

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Cause it was just throwing a ton of grenades in front of a building, then it blows up and reveals the logo

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And that was awesome to 12 year old me

upper gulch
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boom

simple ore
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the saboteur should be left alone as a good hidden gem

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rather be dead as a good game then an abomination

deep topaz
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The good die young

simple ore
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i mean i never heard about it before playing it myself

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really underated little game

prisma venture
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just be happy what the comapines didnt becom

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look at Telltale Games

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great company but they started to make ehm woke shit and no one bought it

simple ore
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as much as i don't like the "woke shit" myself that's wrong

prisma venture
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lisen i dont mind lesibans, gaes and shit in games its okey but when its forced

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thats just 🤮

upper gulch
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why does it matter when its forced

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who cares

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play the game

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stop being a milk drinker