🎪bruh-fart

[stone blade]

im 70

13 flights is light work

[prime zenith]

i need this mod

[deep topaz]

Uber payin out the butt for working on the 4th

32 an hour to deliver food

[frail scaffold]

Doesnt factor in gas you pay

[deep topaz]

I use a mileage tracker. I get 70 cents off my taxes per mile

[frail scaffold]

I never heard of that

Pretty cool

[river zealot]

worth it imo

[deep topaz]

Gridwise

You get the federal deduction if you use your personal car to do business

Including delivery

You can also just do everything individually, and potentially get a bigger return, but it's a pain in the ass

A lot more can slip through the cracks

[modest mirage]

r/stalker didn't let me post this because I didn't have enough karma, so I am posting it to the best place ever (I count it as a shitpost)

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1115191137012031550/1388736548438016151/togif_1.gif

[tight rune]

The hand stinks

Reeks of mud and dirt

[pale ingot]

just beat trepang(indeed, trepang²)

good game

[tight rune]

Please wash your hands

[deep topaz]

Trepang³ when?

[pale ingot]

idk. trepang³ when it drops

[glad carbon]

they smell like your mother

[tight rune]

Haha, fortunately I lack a mother. I was made from dust by my own will, not born

[glad carbon]

yeah they smell dusty, idjit

[tight rune]

The hand is full of germs and bacteria

[primal kiln]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/961687761151221773/1371436905668939836/attachment78789798.gif

[glad carbon]

omg heyyy :3

[frail scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-eating-cardboard-cat-cardboard-cat-meme-cat-silly-gif-27166996

[neat juniper]

Could be worse, the UK is permanently grey

[pale ingot]

fuck the uk

hope the fog gets them

[fluid heron]

fucking hive world

[pale ingot]

[quaint ore]

Axe and beta blockers

[weary pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/dreamybull-ambatron-type47-ry-rhys-gif-3224293870344018042

Ambatron

[high wing]

https://fixvx.com/strifvs/status/1940546706862743865?t=oSqurrohuGVlPMAuEISDbg&s=19

grettel (@strifvs)

https://t.co/IvXYpaJJrX

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jul 2, 2025, 11:02 PM

[solar breach]

I just played some earlier, still debating where I should set up this time

[stoic girder]

Dog is even trying to not hurt the goose.

[primal kiln]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/961687761151221773/1371436905668939836/attachment78789798.gif

[deep topaz]

rat boy

[fluid heron]

alright so they havent fixed the performance issues

[fluid heron]

nice one

[deep topaz]

is this worth it

[fluid heron]

why are you getting caviar

[deep topaz]

I'm not

looking at russian food website

example for my previous gridwise plug

sends me summaries via email

[frail scaffold]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/572996417526693908/1390386552428953723/the-reign-of-chaos-v0-colm38umpoaf1.webp?ex=686811e2&is=6866c062&hm=e5ba436ea3bc6690e3d9641bc294228aa86f03beb65f939bfe1a47129637b38a&=&format=webp&width=960&height=662

[deep topaz]

this looks like ass

but for that price?

the only revolver you're getting for that price is a .22

jonkler gun

and his cousin, the 1 inch pinch

[wooden harbor]

at that point u might as well mount a scope

[storm stream]

and a stock

[quartz ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/ggeoge-gif-13236531107729075123

[wooden harbor]

and just move to .357 lol

[deep topaz]

just bore it out a lil

surely that .22 will withstand 357

[wooden harbor]

just a wee bit o pressure

[deep topaz]

you should take an IQ test before being allowed to review an item

this is the only 1 star for said hi point

the hi-point is surprisingly reliable for its price

it's just heavy and lacks nuance

and accuracy

good glove box gun

[wooden harbor]

and third it's something you will have for a long time. it makes sense to save up a bit for something u may have ur whole life

if i were to buy a handgun now i would probably get a beretta 92 or one of the models like it. fits my big hands well and shoots like a dream

[fluid heron]

why the fuck would you ever buy a hi point

actual trap house gun

[deep topaz]

cheap

[fluid heron]

you ever shot a hipoint?

they are fucking garbage

they are so fucking bulky and uncomfortable

[glad carbon]

1911 or m1911

[fluid heron]

they are all very similar

[glad carbon]

idk one is single action

[fluid heron]

every 1911 variant is basically a reskin

[wooden harbor]

well there are surely differences in quality depending on manufacturer

[fluid heron]

for sure

change the trigger and finish boom youve now made a new 1911

now sell it to fuds

also fuck the ak15

[deep topaz]

this doesn't look too bad for a hi point

looks like they USP'd it

[wooden harbor]

yeah definitely got some USP look

i have yet to see a hi point that isn't ugly as sin

[deep topaz]

they're ugly, but it's a fireable gun

[wooden harbor]

just make sure to read plenty of reviews before buying

[fluid heron]

i remember when a bunch of people made hi point name their gun the fucking yeet cannon

and its this fucking coat hanger abortion of a gun

[wooden harbor]

yeet cannon 9 XD

[deep topaz]

yuck

gross

[wooden harbor]

the opponent will die just from cringe

[deep topaz]

if you pull out the sparkle it'll probably give you half a second of surprise before you attack

what's this thingy

[fluid heron]

imagine shelling out 230 bucks on this shit

[wooden harbor]

u pull it out and they think ur trying to hand them a stick of candy

[deep topaz]

I ain't shelling out 560 for a hammerless

[fluid heron]

just spend 250 more and get a glock 17 and youll never have to buy another one

and the gun will actually feed and not feel like absolute shit

[deep topaz]

I need to be the most esoteric bitch at the club

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/982684205102297108/1390278279956533248/plinkusscrungy.gif

[placid sail]

maaan. Id eat some red caviar with bread and butter rn

but shit's expensive

[wooden harbor]

then go study astrology

[fluid heron]

and never buy a sig

[deep topaz]

their carbines look interesting

[fluid heron]

look at keltec if you wanna see something interesting

[deep topaz]

yeah weird foldy gun I know

I played Payday 2

[fluid heron]

everything they make is weird

the only actually non meme guns theyve made have been the ksg and rfb

like look at this shit

[deep topaz]

hey it's the BF2042 thingy

because somebody needed an even smaller P90, for some reason

[fluid heron]

its in 5.7 a mag of that shit is like 60 bucks

i dont know

[deep topaz]

this isn't the worst caliber in the world, honestly

[fluid heron]

their socials are fucking funny

[deep topaz]

fuckin 000 buck is like a dollar a shell for some reason

[wooden harbor]

when u snort so much coke u forget where the stock goes

if ur gonna have a weird stock like that u should at least make it foldable...

[fluid heron]

keltec would just make the gun itself foldable

[wooden harbor]

truuuu

[lethal dragon]

haven't played in a while, i notice the new weapon cleaning system doesn't have overall weapon durability. Are the cleaning kits the only way to improve weapon durability through the parts?

[fluid heron]

sure

[wooden harbor]

wrong channel, but yes cleaning kits are all you use now

[fluid heron]

well he is exiled

[lethal dragon]

ah cool, yeah im stuck here

[wooden harbor]

oh my condolences

[lethal dragon]

preciate the help tho thank you

same deal with armor? or is it still on the old system?

[wooden harbor]

hmm i dont think they changed anything witht he armor

[lethal dragon]

ok coolio

[fluid heron]

armor rework is in the works

[wooden harbor]

armor got a balance pass not too long ago, but that's it so far

everything got more belt slots, which is great

[tidal trellis]

!repair // everything needed to know is here btw

[split canyon]

@lethal dragon
Text guides about repairing, mantaining and cleaning your gun and your armor.
For weapons: #╭📖faq message
For armors: #╭📖faq message

[fluid heron]

can he even see that

[deep topaz]

I don't know

[fluid heron]

i dont think he can

[deep topaz]

@grizzled meadow can exiles read FAQ

[placid sail]

unable to use his cursed set of animated responses, desperate flop reverts to his second and last form of communication - gamma support speech

[tidal trellis]

Go away busy!!!

[fluid heron]

twink

[tidal trellis]

Oh my

[fluid heron]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-my-goodness-gracious-meme-template-humping-hump-thrust-gif-26373779

[placid sail]

it's like something missing isn't it flop?

[glad carbon]

looks good idk wym

[tidal trellis]

Go away busy!! I'm going to bed!!!!

I don't have time for you!!!

[fluid heron]

least believable bait

[placid sail]

cant even think straight without his visual guide

poor flop

[lapis zinc]

https://tenor.com/view/revenant-smoking-doom-gif-25286316

[deep topaz]

it's ok forp you'll get em back sometime

[placid sail]

you can at least open the gifs on your side and imagine you've posted them, maybe it'll help you speak clearly

[tidal trellis]

I'll be given back gif permissions if they want to give back to me, shrimple as

[deep topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/shrimp-as-that-clash-royale-hee-hee-hee-haw-gif-25054781

[tidal trellis]

I know how to talk!!!!

[placid sail]

depressingly docile

great wife material

[fluid heron]

my wife

i staked my claim long ago

[placid sail]

hard doubt, any discussion with you longer than flop today eat good yes no? ends with WUH GUH WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

[tidal trellis]

We've talked before!!!! now let flop sleep!!!

[deep topaz]

I forgot how good the metro games look with their redux

[fluid heron]

referring to yourself in the third person

[deep topaz]

last light looks amazing for 2014

[placid sail]

you should watch em closer half the retards here who bully flop, believe it or not, sometimes suddenly start to flirt

bussys allure ig

[fluid heron]

and then he goes guh

[placid sail]

it's good they're eventually banning you, you're a weird mf

[dreamy flax]

Warned rodriguescia for: No n-words in memes
Warning: 1

No audit logs found for RodriguesCIA

[placid sail]

the vibe is real bad

[grizzled meadow]

Yeah okay bot

[undone wave]

Federal agent

[fluid heron]

i alt tabbed for one second

[placid sail]

they gangbanged your discord wife

it was wild

told you to watch em

[fluid heron]

i pimp flop out

fucker better have my money

[placid sail]

he's the kind of guy to do it for free "just this time" with the whole hood

[hazy flower]

Didn't know about the rule.

I'll take the L.

[placid sail]

2/10 acting

[hazy flower]

I post shit once in a while and this fellow got a grudge.

[undone wave]

Understandable

[narrow sorrel]

nooooo my favorite morrowind speedrun category

[narrow sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/dune-stilgar-lisanalgaib-fremen-lisan-al-gaib-gif-13633185611076219756

[deep topaz]

freakin hemorrhoids again

I love having a hot sizzling pan on my asshole

[narrow sorrel]

bro failed the anal circumference check

[deep topaz]

it's cause I sit down too much

and fart too hard

inflamed butthole blood vessels

burns like hell and itches

which is both a blessing and a curse

once it goes away life is great

cause no more of that

[deep topaz]

give him a full body transfusion and a couple splints

right as rain

[arctic pawn]

of course she said that

totally believe it

[narrow sorrel]

There's nothing there, relax

Have you met swimmers?

[hot python]

Ahh the Onion's unfunny distant cousin

Doesn't get invited to the family dinners

[undone wave]

I have laughed at only a single babylon bee ever and it was a your mother joke

[pale ingot]

scary ass video

[solar breach]

yes it spun all the way around

[real tinsel]

HOLY SHIT IT'S HATSUNE MIKU

HIII MIKU

I LOVE YOU

[deep topaz]

what is this

swede dorito

[real tinsel]

do you wanna join our totally miku-friendly server

[neat juniper]

Hm…

[real tinsel]

it's not very friendly in other aspects of things though

we're very racist

i mean very

[neat juniper]

You had me at racist

[real tinsel]

i will talk to the official brainfart council about this

[hot python]

Funny SAAB Draken

[idle portal]

clearly the f35

[real tinsel]

they said yes

[fluid heron]

the only thing good about these fucking ass "remasters"

[narrow sorrel]

She be grippin

[fluid heron]

lets remove all of the russian shit and call it a remaster

[narrow sorrel]

the soviet symbology too?

[fluid heron]

they removed the russian language symbols

[narrow sorrel]

They shouldve just replaced all of the NPCs with ashot

[fluid heron]

anything russian is gone

[narrow sorrel]

wait

is the groza gone then?

[fluid heron]

idk everything has been ai upscaled

its fucking ass

[neat juniper]

Workshop idea - put all the russian shit back in

[fluid heron]

remember this

[narrow sorrel]

that soc tho

[fluid heron]

not anymore

and wow it doesnt look any fucking different

what a remaster

[storm stream]

Does it look more blurry?

[fluid heron]

yes

that is the number one graphical complaint

its fucking blurry

[feral kiln]

Enchanced

[pastel quartz]

did they add taa

[storm stream]

GSC shoulda just died and disappeared after COP

[narrow sorrel]

is there a different politically correct spelling of pripyat?

[fluid heron]

they are actually reverting the russian removal shit after insane backlash

[fluid heron]

well they are ukrainian

as things are they dont tend to get along

[narrow sorrel]

I know that

[fluid heron]

its just so fucking petty

[narrow sorrel]

I'm asking if there's a different one for the town lmao

[narrow sorrel]

Serhii Hryhorovych

HSC Game World now

[fluid heron]

after they remove russian signs now russia will definitely stop bombing ukraine

i dont even kow why they did it

[narrow sorrel]

rejection of da soviet legacy™

Serhii is funny tho since you can get a car for sinking the admiral grigorovich

[fluid heron]

you cant even buy the old games anymore

you would need to go to a key reseller if you dont want the shit ass enhanced versions

they dont even exist anymore

[narrow sorrel]

you bought them?

[fluid heron]

no i owned the originals

[narrow sorrel]

oh wut

[fluid heron]

they replaced them so you get the shitty enhanced versions

[narrow sorrel]

did they just replace your copy

[fluid heron]

no i got to keep my old ones

but you cant buy the originals anymore

[narrow sorrel]

ah wew

It got the metro redux treatment yeah

slavic game studios

[fluid heron]

i dont even got the redux

[narrow sorrel]

redux aint free

but check the metro 2033 store page lol

[fluid heron]

rest of the metro games i didnt own were 4 dollars

[deep topaz]

it's on a 85% sale till the 10th

[fluid heron]

fuck it why not

[deep topaz]

buy the bundle and you get it for like $2

[fluid heron]

redux is an actually good remaster tho

thats the difference

[deep topaz]

all the reduxs are good

[fluid heron]

they are really good

look fucking great

[storm stream]

So I played Metro Exodus recently

[fluid heron]

this shows you how i liked this game

not very much

[storm stream]

And noticed that Olga's boobs have physics

Due to how overanimated the yapping anim is

[real tinsel]

when you buy the enhanced version you also get the original

[fluid heron]

fucking good

cuz the enhanced versions are fucking shit

[deep topaz]

Exodus redux is peak

it's so cool

[fluid heron]

the workshop support is good

thats the only praise i have of that

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/958815967914389544/1390452753876127785/ScreenRecording_07-03-2025_11-14-19_1.mov?ex=68684f89&is=6866fe09&hm=302cccc2a036568d714e31c33fd577dbaeef33cd482788e6b704f9e1a629c2f3&

[storm stream]

You could install mods before too yknow

[fluid heron]

installing mods on soc made me wanna kms

[storm stream]

Hmm ig

[fluid heron]

steam workshop is just very convienient

[storm stream]

I do remember playing Misery on COP many years ago

[heady crow]

Yes you can tf

[hot python]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/4500/STALKER_Shadow_of_Chernobyl/

Steam

S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl

The Zone, a place full of unfathomable wonders and sinister threats – former exclusion territory near the Chornobyl Nuclear Power Plant. This most dangerous place on Earth became even more mysterious after an obscure accident in 2006. Anomalies with precious artifacts, starving mutants and greedy thugs have flooded these lands along with stalke…

Price

$19.99

Recommendations

37339

Metacritic

82

[heady crow]

It even says that it doesent show up on steam search

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/no-victory-to-be-had-when-these-troublemakers-are-involved-dumbledore-harry-potter-cant-win-gif-11757095885427238301

[fluid heron]

last good farcry is on sale

[stoic girder]

I thought 5 was supposed to be shit.

[fluid heron]

its the last good one

its pretty decent

[high wing]

5 is mid

[storm stream]

Unfortunately it has that modern FarCry feel and blurry AA.

[narrow sorrel]

gsc was better than 4a, it's joever

you cant even buy the original 2033 on steem

[deep topaz]

I don't remember blurry AA but it's been a long time

it might be a GSC thingy where buying redux gives you the OG

[narrow sorrel]

since redux or the origjnal lol

(I disable AA )

[storm stream]

Mby not exactly AA idk but some kind of procedural renderer where it's blurry when you look around but sharpens up when still

[fluid heron]

5 is very fun gameplay wise

it adds back the tame system from primal

[stoic girder]

Only thing good about 5 was the song.

[fluid heron]

fishings good too

[narrow sorrel]

...supersampling?

[storm stream]

It doesn't even say in graphics settings

Just "sharpening rate"

My GPU couldn't handle supersampling

[fluid epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-gif-3703083771809089146

[upper gulch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/961687761151221773/1371436905668939836/attachment78789798.gif

[fluid heron]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/904058827534635038/1085570123118690344/unknown-3.gif

[upper gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/pallas-cat-pallas-cat-manul-manul-neko-gif-11946129464364413807

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/796191107750035496/1390061430010544330/AQPJSr8uLkmEhf_M5HewbAMi-KpTcijwwl5cQIKRIr6t9KSLyGKY5MsC0iBNlb_mNXqcHoKUK_7ZxNYcJ9NSZxJCQaDed4Rf5PnWoLI.mp4?ex=68683497&is=6866e317&hm=dfba8bba421ee38750d74f50fcd102064bf6f0d782f3a210d3b15ab20bec9539&

very meow

[grizzled meadow]

Pretty sure it is

And I'm sure of it because I don't like the Redux version, this is my "original is better" ass talking

[high wing]

if you bought 2033 redux was free iirc

[grizzled meadow]

Either something like that or they gave the key for free at some point

[high wing]

yeah

cause i have it as well

[grizzled meadow]

Great example: the wristwatch or whatever the hell is the english term

[fluid heron]

I HATE UBISOFT CONNECT LET ME PLAY FUCKING FARCRY

[grizzled meadow]

That's what you get for playing Ubisoft stuff

Also me

[fluid heron]

I CAN SEE THEM HERE TOO

BUT IT REFUSES TO LAUNCH

[grizzled meadow]

Yes, that's because you can have the game on Steam but you still need the fucking launcher

[fluid heron]

https://tenor.com/view/dragon-ball-gif-8560114374359184978

[grizzled meadow]

https://www.pcgamingwiki.com/wiki/Far_Cry_5

[fluid heron]

shit refuses to transfer it to my ubisoft

MY SHIT IS LINKED TOO

[hot python]

The Redux version doesn't fix the atrocious mouse sensitivity/fov issues
So you're basically just playing normal 2033 anyways

[fluid heron]

god why the fuck did they get rid of the key system

it was so easy

just plug your key in and it worked

[deep topaz]

way easier to give someone else your key

[fluid heron]

VICTORY IS MINE

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/bb10-bbdan-dan-gheesling-my-work-here-is-done-im-done-gif-13947893

[fluid heron]

graphics have been set to match your hardware

shits on some fuckass res

and it crashed

[hot python]

When you change up the metro 2033 redux config file to read only to avoid it being changed, the game fucking deletes it to remake it as read-write without your changes
I don't know how it even does that
It just bypasses ownership permissions to nuke the config file

I've never seen another game do that

[narrow sorrel]

[grizzled meadow]

What

[narrow sorrel]

I think I didnt get a copy since my steam one is free

I do have an xbox360 cd tho

[grizzled meadow]

My copy is probably free as well but go figure it out if it actually is

Actually, maybe not free

Probably Humble Bundle so not free

But anyway

You know how I know they're free? I don't really like Last Light, yet, I have the Redux version

[narrow sorrel]

is this the nepalese one?

[grizzled meadow]

No, 5

4 is the nepalese one

[narrow sorrel]

5 is... murrica right?

[grizzled meadow]

Yes

[hot python]

Last Light was really weird to me since it feels like someone looked at the Skyrim stealth system and went "OK, let's make the whole game be that"

[narrow sorrel]

oh so 6 is the other breaking bad/better call saul game

[grizzled meadow]

It's not really a problem since you're meant to play those games as stealthy as possible

You don't have ammo, ammo is your currency, etc., just don't shoot

[fluid heron]

montana

[narrow sorrel]

Helsingbros

[hot python]

True but I mostly meant how many "stand in some shadows in front of 7 enemies to be 100% invisible" parts there were in last light

[narrow sorrel]

didnt all of them have this?

[hot python]

2033 at least had Bourbon :(

[arctic pawn]

that definetly

[arctic pawn]

homophobia is a real thing unfortunatelly

[narrow sorrel]

does he ever appear again aside from the train sequence?

[hot python]

I think he just kinda walks off and dies at some point

[narrow sorrel]

What

he literally dies in 2033

[lapis zinc]

yeah he gets shot in the game but in the book hes killed in an anomaly

[narrow sorrel]

oh in da book

[lapis zinc]

the books are really good

[glad carbon]

@grizzled meadow hiii

[grizzled meadow]

Oil up

[deep topaz]

https://fixupx.com/Pirat_Nation/status/1940939618016239662?t=WQCvtZDDQRr787V4gWUOHw&s=19

Pirat_Nation 🔴 (@Pirat_Nation)

Nintendo remains hostile to customers by locking down the USB-C port, making it unusable for non-Nintendo devices.
︀︀
︀︀The "U" in USB isn't always universal, but typically, connecting a USB-C to HDMI adapter, dock, or hub to a USB-C laptop, tablet, or handheld supporting video output displays the screen on a TV.
︀︀
︀︀However, the Nintendo Switch 2 doesn't follow this. When connected to a third-party dock or hub, it may refuse to negotiate power or, after receiving power, abruptly stops communication.
︀︀
︀︀The Switch 2 then uses proprietary code only Nintendo can decode.

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FixupX · Jul 4, 2025, 1:04 AM

[frail scaffold]

Prime 4 is gonna be on og switch right

Thats all i gaf about

[wooden harbor]

this is just bizarre... why try to make it so people cant get creative with what they do with the switch? it would just make it more popular in the end and help sales. such pettyness it's incredible

[frail scaffold]

Cus they can

[wooden harbor]

game companies try not to shoot ur own feet off challenge : impossible

[visual stirrup]

they want to sell their own switch docks

duh

nintendo is biologically incapable of recognizing how doing things to a product to meet a variety of needs can make that product more appealing to a wider audience

I fucking hate playing BotW on real hardware

but on Cemu with mods, it's just

60fps, triple resolution, anti-aliasing and LoD

the most beautiful game i've ever seen

"looked-seen"

https://tenor.com/view/skaven-dance-warhammer-fantasy-dancing-skaven-ratman-dance-gif-19349860

[solar breach]

fawkes put himself in timeout

[narrow sorrel]

Nintendon't

[fluid heron]

alright got the best thing in every farcry game

[fluid heron]

did not jump from high enough

[narrow sorrel]

that's...

a way to describe gooning I guess

[naive bison]

@narrow lotus @stone blade

wake up
check YouTube
Hasan Piker is threatening someone in chat with a gun live on stream

[visual stirrup]

the terrorist supporter engaging in stochastic terrorism?

say it aint so!

[deep topaz]

happy fart of july

[naive bison]

Fat american holiday

Have fun if ur celebrating idk

[solar breach]

You bet were gonna get even fatter today.

[pseudo robin]

Happy birthday land of the free and home of the burger

[fast wasp]

fart of july

[solar breach]

I'm thinking extra hard about how I want to kill the government and/or acquire more states rights to celebrate

[fast wasp]

i wanna watch shit explode

[solar breach]

Slat armor is wild

What was he prepping for

Because slat armor dosent stop bullets because of the gaps

[fast wasp]

preparing for the drone attack

[solar breach]

It's for HEAT and HE rounds

[fast wasp]

it's for if the police pull up with their ATGM

[solar breach]

I quite frankly would not be suprised if somehow police departments got ahold of surplus launchers

[fast wasp]

it could happen

[pseudo robin]

It’s for when the police pull up with a LAW

[naive bison]

https://youtube.com/shorts/uNxyg62LYlE?si=Dwjyiwr7QzvZGrfM

GUYS

New slightly retarded but very cute kitten dropped

So true

[high wing]

https://x.com/hourly_shitpost/status/1940878298604536047?t=PqO2xoRMPKNlM66GYlqFvg&s=19

🕐HOURLY🕑 shitpost (@hourly_shitpost)

X · Jul 3, 2025, 9:00 PM

[idle veldt]

Baby corn

[modest arrow]

Played black myth wukong a bit

Would recommend

[stoic girder]

Wait, he waved a gun on stream.

How is he not banned?

[deep topaz]

weird looking soggy https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/796191107750035496/1390504444310982766/AQMdP8lIpy27z2-v94s9pg_SdY2oG1EHBhYj7VXj5w8absAs9o6jNgk-Xwr1I2BUCzTa8suNkEgwQfiiWJhFYHhz_JBno7TRLRBI-zs.mp4?ex=68687fad&is=68672e2d&hm=34534b03b75eb42ec69f76278b83ec00ea7a43e05a3c6db67b48a8525826f186&

afaik pointing the gun at the camera is what can get you banned, cause nobody knows if somebody is behind the camera

[naive bison]

What about showing a gun on stream after trying to face dox some chatter and saying something like "what are you gonna do bro?"

[stoic girder]

Doxing too?

[deep topaz]

charlie showed multiple and he's fine

just don't point them at the camera

[naive bison]

Yeah I am going to be 100% I haven't seen the FULL context

So I will give Hasan the benefit of the doubt for now

Maybe that guy said he's gonna kill him or sth

[stoic girder]

How many benefits are you going to give him?

[naive bison]

Whenever he deserves it?

[deep topaz]

I was expecting a 401k

or dental

[stoic girder]

Hassan "calls for the killing of a senator" Piker

[naive bison]

I'm not gonna have an opinion on something I don't know much about

[stoic girder]

Hassan "Luffy lover" Piker

He has enough points on the graph to make a pretty straight line.

[pseudo robin]

All YouTubers/streamers are cringe

[stoic girder]

How does Amazon not get involved? He has been on MSM.

[pseudo robin]

Of course they have retard takes

I kinda like dj peach cobbler, that’s the only YouTuber I watch new videos of

[stoic girder]

Does it? Pretty sure ad revenue is going down.

[heady crow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1384146202085298277/gachi-fist.mp4?ex=6868705a&is=68671eda&hm=83e433b3c415fe5dd429571e84aaffc3e2e20a85db86e6c7568c07a0d8ebe941&

Gm brainfart gang

[pseudo robin]

👊

[quartz ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/gus-fring-gus-one-piece-gif-22560260

[quartz ridge]

send the clip i wanna see

that might actually be based

i need more schizos with guns

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1378105312006897745/1390540788626362399/IMG_3608.jpg?ex=6868a187&is=68675007&hm=05d8a7083dc1c1adbd6b710e0e5308098ac2e98e9fad400eb0437c0cd5b7d91c&

[naive bison]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0U6piPxbkd0

i didnt know they got the full version of absolute heat

[coarse bear]

This moth must know C#

[eager igloo]

I got lost in the lore I think

Wasn't rust the femboy language

[coarse bear]

I have no idea, I'm just a tourist, but that was my first choice

[tepid pebble]

i dont get the joke

[coarse bear]

Programming socks

[tepid pebble]

my bad, shouldnt have asked

[coarse bear]

Observe him, for he is receiving knowledge without his given consent, and guffaw at his misery

[tepid pebble]

guffaw is such a cool word

wew

fahkin 'cottish

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOUTfUmI8vs

both of them are trans ?

[naive bison]

there's a saryn protoframe?

[fallow trellis]

what the fuck is going on with warframe

is there a human version of gauss

non corpse

[eager igloo]

Official discord for a game which costs money vs for a free modpack to a free game

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/a-train-edit-a-train-the-boys-a-train-the-boys-edit-gif-26341809

[eager igloo]

Vro is writing an essay

[tepid pebble]

they are leftist slaves mostly

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/pfft-trying-not-to-laugh-laughing-holding-laugh-covering-laugh-gif-10899551814881068905

[naive bison]

iirc wasn't there some backlash about tynan sylvester and something about geis in rimworld?

i forgot what it was

it was something REALLY stupid

[tepid pebble]

nah dunno shit about rimjobworld

[naive bison]

it was something in the game

i cba looking it up

[tepid pebble]

i play dorf like a true chad

[naive bison]

oh male colonists couldn't spawn as bisexual cause of a bug

yeah it's something entirely retarded

yeah being gei is like a perk in rimworld

like "trigger-happy" is a perk

which is faster aiming but worse accuracy

idk its really rarted

[eager igloo]

"Clyde tried attracting Nancy by talking about firearms. Nancy gained a trait 'Homosexual'"

[naive bison]

kinda funny thing actually, the article i read about the controversy is that Tynan added a "geidar" to male colonists to not try and flirt with lesbians

[fallow trellis]

the moment i unlocked gauss thru the really tedious kappa disruption, i never used any other frame again

other than just maxing them to 30

for mr

[stone blade]

@heady crow @naive bison @narrow lotus @river zealot

[naive bison]

forgot the fuckass bed made of titanium

and the fucking bugs not letting you sleep

just bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[heady crow]

how did you find footage of my youth

[stone blade]

wake up
see my mom made coffee

life good

[pastel quartz]

I think when I instigate I make things worse

[heady crow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/791802218894196806/1390422323827310706/image0.jpg?ex=68683332&is=6866e1b2&hm=82444afac32441cc232a6ec398203e5947987cf6c7cba2045dff87096f1ff7e3&

[narrow sorrel]

human fighter: 🤮
human charlatan:

[fast wasp]

this is just like the one painting of the fall of rome

[naive bison]

"A new fantasy RPG? With loads of different races and classes and a cool magic system?
Human
Male
Lawful Good
Sword Build"

[glad carbon]

@heady crow

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-pick-up-bunny-rabbit-cute-adorable-gif-15359341786111957562

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-strong-gif-24680648

[quartz ridge]

that gif made my heart skip a beat because i remember one where its like "not so tough now SLUR"

[naive bison]

on the last like 3 exams i always took a shit at the exam school

has anyone here actually cheated on final school exams?

[narrow lotus]

i didnt but i know ppl who did with the bahtroom thing

they had papers in their underwear

[stone blade]

@narrow lotus

[naive bison]

i never even tried to cheat

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/789126354338709516/1390583470455263262/IMG_20250704_104159.jpg?ex=6868c947&is=686777c7&hm=6ccb8deffb626343b59effd32d2a93995bddc6ba8602c6b40abc3c4f5367f02a&=&format=webp&width=633&height=790

[stone blade]

and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself

[narrow lotus]

i was too lazy / anxious to try to cheat honestly, and tbf wasnt worth it

its not like i was gonna fail the exam anyway

[naive bison]

?

on the exams

[naive bison]

i was too lazy to even study for my exams

[stone blade]

idk what the convo is
im sleepy

[narrow lotus]

Bucharest is not for entry levels

[naive bison]

i rawdogged it

[naive bison]

pipe tf down then

[stone blade]

I saw bmw e60 the other day using turn signals

i made a wish

[stone blade]

[eager igloo]

You have metal detectors in school?

Brug...

[stoic girder]

Is that super stds on her thigh there?

[narrow lotus]

hahah no

[eager igloo]

You can't have a phone on you during the exam here

If you do they might make everyone writing with you to repeat the exam

[naive bison]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DLoVTDqtAhr/?igsh=eDdtOWIwMWUxc2w4

[naive bison]

i mean warframes ARE infested flesh

[naive bison]

they pulled em up when exam time

[eager igloo]

If I had to repeat exam because someone got caught with a phone, Gods willing, they would not leave the school alive

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/fallout-we-cant-expect-gif-15199201

[eager igloo]

Thats how it works for finals on the last year of high school

[fallow trellis]

art school

[eager igloo]

I rechecked and Im talking out of the ass

[fallow trellis]

you mean fool-proof

[eager igloo]

But your exam is considered invalid even you didnt use phone, just have it on you

[fallow trellis]

are u guys talking about cheating on exams?

[heady crow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/762385706218946560/1390021403671138325/ocean_drivess-20250629_185942-934204918.mp4?ex=68680f4f&is=6866bdcf&hm=3357175f67faf3766637c1abea19650c01a3e28c55f1fcad759635d4db1816e7&

[fallow trellis]

there was a rich guy when I was in college he did not want to take the exams on that week so he called in a bomb threat

the police found out it was him and arrested him

never knew what happened to that lad

moral of the story: use burner phones

or idk dont make a fake bomb threat ||committment is key to success||

like in college?

or highschool

[heady crow]

idk, we have a separate operating system we use for exams

[fallow trellis]

exams arent even hard in college level tbh

i think i just had a hard time doing exams below uni/college because i was retarded

[eager igloo]

On my degree we had a faculty exam at the end, which is a lot of material but its a test so its doable.
Some moron in earlier year was cheating on it in extremely obvious way
This didn't only fail him but blacklisted him from taking any degree in any university

[heady crow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/778442718551867402/1390456384134316103/IMG_4726.png?ex=686852eb&is=6867016b&hm=086f9b39ca260ae2fc2a1cd54552cc8422c27c82ba3a3bc4af7f79dc7010f8af&

[eager igloo]

Wow you got exams on computers

[heady crow]

we got everything on computers nowadays

from highschool and onwards

[eager igloo]

Even IT exams are on paper here

[heady crow]

?? 😭

are the teachers afraid of technology or something

[eager igloo]

In school? 100%

[heady crow]

you writing code on like a gridless a4 paper?

[heady crow]

crazy

[eager igloo]

I mean, at uni I didn't have any exams, and I didnt take IT on high school finals so

[eager igloo]

Oh yea also high school finals are gov-mandated

So they are the same for everyone

[heady crow]

yeah same here

well theyre matricular examinations here

weird word for it

[eager igloo]

Well yea thats what I meant

[heady crow]

@lost tartan

[lost tartan]

Sepultura

[heady crow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1216698574998601780/1390526786181398668/EFSXS765yGc9440K.mp4?ex=6868947c&is=686742fc&hm=49b282aa494a7bb405fd1327bb5daa3f73fd5dd20410cf58dc92a3095b5cd709&

unironically woke up to that alarm on a excerscise a while ago

i was gonna kill my platoon mate who put that on

did he win

[heady crow]

smh, she should have proven to the goose it was her who was made after the image of god. Not them

[tight rune]

Stupid goose

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/jadeyanh-vylerria-smoking-hot-twitch-gif-24370406

the moderator on that sub is literally a dicksucker that is crazy

he banned the whole 30 people that made fun of nr . 3 rule in that dogshit sub

[placid sail]

did they let you become a mod here BECAUSE you're banned on almost every romanian subreddit?

[narrow lotus]

funny enough , no , that happened later

it made me want to strive to be better

[placid sail]

"one day, I'm gonna become the one who they're calling a dicksucker for doshit rules!"

[narrow lotus]

living rent free in their head

i know i do for some still

[digital quartz]

"remember this retard?"

[eager igloo]

Right the "ledy whore" incident

[placid sail]

imagine how hard you'd goon if you recognize one of the reddit mods who took you down in someone here

[eager igloo]

Hello busy

[narrow lotus]

that one was crazy , i guess for some it's literally dementia

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/thorkell-smile-vinland-saga-viking-warrior-gif-1663342848806898437

[eager igloo]

Fucking technical debt is killing me

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-pom-weeb-cheer-gif-14967084

[tidal trellis]

Why is Kokichi here

[stone blade]

@winged chasm @narrow lotus

[winged chasm]

Ivan

[stone blade]

what

[winged chasm]

Fur Jar

[stone blade]

?

what

[winged chasm]

Fur Jar

[eager igloo]

[winged chasm]

Also

https://www.ddinstagram.com/p/DLnT3PnsW-9/

Le Mans, WEC + IMSA news | Only Endurance (@onlyendurance)

🗞️ NEWS: N24H Twingo project achieves racing permits 🎫✨

GOOD NEWS! The Rauh Racing Twingo has achieved the permits necessary to race on the Nürburgring Nordschleife - including the 24 Hours.

Here’s what you need to know…

✅ PERMITS PASSED: The Rauh Racing machine passed the necessary permits to be eligible to race at the Green Hell.

This was completed during an open test event prior to this year’s 24 Hour race.

The Twingo completed almost 30 laps of the Nordschleife, to earn the DPN B Permit which grants them the ability to enter races at the iconic Eifel venue.

This permit includes online tests, a two-day programme involving theory and practical tests, two hours of rulebook analysis and eight guided laps with an instructor.

The team have also completed a number of steps prior to this, such as achieving National A Racing Licenses in Germany, and the FIA International D License.

📆 WHAT’S NEXT?: It might have the correct permits, but the…

InstaFix

Twingo racing peak

[narrow lotus]

whats next , the twiggy or whatever is called

twizy

[winged chasm]

I hope not

[narrow lotus]

u miss the corner with that thing you die

[tidal trellis]

What!

[split canyon]

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[tidal trellis]

Oh my goodness!

[eager igloo]

How am I even supposed to answer that

Im surprised you even know him its not omori

[hazy finch]

withdrawn my application for that liquor store position and they still keep sending me emails telling me to complete the interview process

[tidal trellis]

Wait you know him tooo???

[dreamy flax]

New nickname: Colt45

[narrow lotus]

based

[tidal trellis]

Guh?

[dreamy flax]

📚 colt

a very attractive man; [great personality] and usually gets along well with everyone; commonly [desired] by the opposite sex and has [a big dick]

a [male] that you have [met] with the [name] of colt

[stone blade]

Saw a passat today

life is okay

[eager igloo]

I played danganronpa

[tidal trellis]

[eager igloo]

Kys

[tidal trellis]

Hey!!!

We were bonding!!

[heady crow]

HUUh

[placid sail]

man the internet just really likes hating on that bozo

cockrider of streaming

[hazy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/fangeux-dance-fallout-gif-15437809

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/cigar-smoking-smoke-back-off-gif-17958464

[placid sail]

we're not starting this whole ass train again

[hazy finch]

blizzard baby that has a vrchat fursona and is a massive F slur

[placid sail]

goddamit

[eager igloo]

You brought this on yourself

[placid sail]

well at least I'm glad that initiative got the one mil signatures

[quaint ore]

A part got invalidated so they need more

[placid sail]

it's probably doable, so godspeed

[hazy finch]

massive redditor energy emitting from that guy

[placid sail]

unfortunately I'm a voteless mordor slave myself

[hazy finch]

all "good vibes" guy until he decides to involve himself in shit he shouldent be involved in

[visual stirrup]

still don't know
a significant fraction will turn out to be duplicates, fake people, or people who spelled their own names wrong

Ross said he wouldn't be 100% comfortable with anything less than a figure of 1.4 mil

[visual stirrup]

I want to ping xalrider with this so bad

who comes off worse in that comparison?

figtree, for being compared to cockrider

[placid sail]

I kinda liked his content at the beginning, but absolutely every time he must repeat his whole career list and there's that repeating samey music from his game and nothing more

[visual stirrup]

or cockrider, for being compared to figtree?

[placid sail]

it's like working in a retail store and hearing same 10 songs

[hazy finch]

"i hacked shit for the guberment hur hur" and he never shuts up about it

[visual stirrup]

the die is cast

[dreamy flax]

🎲 9

-# 20 ➡️ 1d20

Might be possible

-# 🎱 will cockrider one day fufill his dream of riding the biggest cock ever

[placid sail]

I initially thought it's a good move for a streamer to repeat himself because the audience is a shifting pool of people coming and going

but holy moly it's too much

[pseudo robin]

Streamers are cringe

[narrow lotus]

he will be doing the cockass

[pseudo robin]

except burnt peanut he’s kinda funny

[narrow lotus]

[dreamy flax]

No

-# 🎱 when the coming cataclysmic event happens will iedy have to eat his bird for survival

[visual stirrup]

I actually think that he probably has the bare level of programming skill
I never hear about any amount of detail from him (even less than I would expect, considering he has a large audience of non experts)

I would love to see him or Elon Musk play regex golf

[placid sail]

I've seen him write code for his minecraft mmorpg server but I'm no IT to know how competent was it

whatever he was doing did translate into game changing though so at least there's that

[visual stirrup]

p!xkcd 1313

[foggy mantle]

Comic #1313 - Regex Golf

/bu|[rn]t|[coy]e|[mtg]a|j|iso|n[hl]|[ae]d|lev|sh|[lnd]i|[po]o|ls/ matches the last names of elected US presidents but not their opponents.

Published 1/6/2014

[narrow lotus]

@naive bison they can deport anyone as long as they dont deport the hot ones

[clear vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/gibbons-gibbon-swing-swinging-gif-25032540

[heady crow]

suboptimal

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/741945274901200897/1389999711058006218/IMG_7927.jpg?ex=6868a3dc&is=6867525c&hm=20ea4133553cd1a3ef3ebbc80a293358cfa02b589b734193dcfe71959c3c96e6&

[visual stirrup]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stop_Killing_Games#:~:text=Stop Killing Games (SKG) is,despite being mostly single-player.

[tidal trellis]

Despite the fact he deliberately said to not target pirate software

[visual stirrup]

the guy who makes Freeman's Mind has a life mission

[visual stirrup]

flop
everyone here has told you a billion times to turn off notificaitons for brainfart

where do you get off thinking that anybody else is a moron?

[tidal trellis]

Where is this coming from, guh?

[visual stirrup]

this guy fucks

[tidal trellis]

I never said that?

[visual stirrup]

that's why I said "thinking"

[heady crow]

tops pirate software

[visual stirrup]

Everyone tops industryplantsoftware

[tidal trellis]

I never thought that of the first place! You goober, 2 PM and already you have a issue with me

[visual stirrup]

it's five am, dummy

do you know how to read a digital clock?

[placid sail]

because 90% of the internet does not give a single fuck about making it so that games at the end of their life cycle get to live as a copy on your pc, or maybe even games in general, but sure loves dogpiling on someone

[heady crow]

it is 12:03

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/lion-king-scar-surrounded-by-idiots-ugh-gif-5742293

LOOK AT THE BOTTOM RIGHT CORNER OF YOUR SCREEN

IT IS CLEARLY 5 AM

LOOK OUTSIDE

IS THE SUN SHINING?

NO?

FIVE AM

[heady crow]

the sun shines from like 3am onwards

you dummy

do you even go outside

[tidal trellis]

I feel like you forgot timezones exist

We don't live in the same region

[visual stirrup]

(this is a recurring joke in brainfart, dummy)

[visual stirrup]

polar circle goofy ahh ni🅱️🅱️a

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/okay-thats-enough-ella-payne-house-of-payne-woman-to-woman-s9e9-gif-25639262

[naive bison]

literally rent-free

grown ass man in his 30's btw

[naive bison]

sit

sir*

[shell venture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1390309187501821996/xal_typing.gif

[naive bison]

so we are dropping slurs in chat

i waited in line at a convenience store for 15 minutes even though there were 2 people ahead of me

all because a woman's debit card chip on her phone wouldn't work

and she had no internet for the QR code scanner in the bank app

just carry a fucking card, retard

[visual stirrup]

iedy, if you mute me, you should try muting yourself first

bring in dry to do it

[naive bison]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/961687761151221773/1371436905668939836/attachment78789798.gif

[naive bison]

he thinks it isn't the year of 1984

in brainfart

[visual stirrup]

xalrider baited me when he wasn't even here

https://tenor.com/view/knowing-better-kb-know-better-gif-25459195

[shell venture]

omnibaiter

[visual stirrup]

i'm another victim

[pseudo robin]

[visual stirrup]

the legendary master baiter

[naive bison]

?

what now?

[visual stirrup]

(i did something punishable, so I'm blaming you)

[pseudo robin]

Purveyor of retard takes

[narrow lotus]

Jarvis , i am sad, post bouncing tits

[naive bison]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/961687761151221773/1371436905668939836/attachment78789798.gif

here is a bouncing cat instead

look at him go

[shell venture]

man i stayed with the boys at some apartment
woke up to get coffee and found myself in the middle of a marathon

[naive bison]

boingboingboingboingboing

[naive bison]

does your butt hurt

[shell venture]

[naive bison]

did you have a dream about skiing

[shell venture]

i had a dream of you giving me head

[naive bison]

wtf gei?

[shell venture]

only for you

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-walter-white-meme-insanity-losing-my-mind-losing-it-gif-26696523

[broken sand]

https://youtu.be/eE9gE7E556s?si=bff6fxehKhmCjdLb

[narrow lotus]

SKYLAR WHERE IS THE MONEY

I...gave it to Ted...

That was the second thing she gave to Ted that day

[visual stirrup]

when the "Stop Killing Games" thing was brought to IndustryPlantSoftware's attention, he said he was against it. Said a bunch of bullshit.

his following is much bigger than ross's
it wasn't until after his downfall (precipitated by his fuck up in WoW) that the damage started to reverse

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/vergil675-gif-7971124498831537590

[heady crow]

is that how @winged phoenix is so rich?

[naive bison]

pride month is over

pack it up skittles squad

@shell venture

IN A VIDEOGAME

[shell venture]

im not a poser

i do it outside of that

[naive bison]

dream about me?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHMjHx7kyrY

[shell venture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1044624519903576065/1382348937603584040/image0.gif

[naive bison]

S tier youtuber

[shell venture]

king wins followed up by paul

pack it up

[naive bison]

SSS is for consitent heat

[shell venture]

what the fuck is this

[naive bison]

across many games

[shell venture]

king not in sss tier

kys

[heady crow]

why does it skip ss tier?

[visual stirrup]

do you know about larry thorn?

[heady crow]

i do know a lauri törni

[visual stirrup]

SHOUT

[quaint ore]

LAURI TORNI'S NAME

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/northernlion-nl-mewing-rizz-rizz-face-gif-8483277023438224663

[quaint ore]

SOLDIER OF 3 ARMIES KNOWS THE GAME

[visual stirrup]

DEEDS THAT ECHO FROM THE PAST

[quaint ore]

LAURI ALLAN TORNI

I find it extremely hilarious how a mf' went from finnish jagers to waffen ss and then joined the US Army

imagine being this mf's drill sergeant

during basic

[visual stirrup]

bro prestiged

[heady crow]

he just hated the commies with a passion

[placid sail]

god fucking dammit

[visual stirrup]

understandable

[placid sail]

no wonder there's no hot water

[quaint ore]

GOD DAMN IT THORNE, YOU DONT SALUTE LIKE THAT!

[placid sail]

the yearly week long ice bucket challenge has begun

fuck my goofy ass life

[visual stirrup]

"Can I wear my Finnish and German awards on my dress uniform?"

[quaint ore]

Fun Fact: Lauri the only former SS officer to be on the Vietnam War Memorial, which in and of itself, is such an amazingly quirky sentence

[quaint ore]

Imagine bro's Class A rack

[heady crow]

also one of my tank lieutnants occasionally called us his sonderkommandos when we had a small detachment of guys

[quaint ore]

shows up rocking cross of mannarheim

[heady crow]

after the detachment that törni was in during his ss days

[heady crow]

imagine getting the rank of captain in three different land armies though

[quaint ore]

that is an achievement

but i suppose it got easier to get ranked up after his first time

probably was crushing the standards

[visual stirrup]

Serving in multiple militaries was a lot easier back then

[quaint ore]

I mean it isnt the hardest today either

France and Ukraine have very easy ways to get in

for foreigners

Myanmar too i think

[heady crow]

granted the foreign legion is a bit of a different entity

ireland, belgium and the danes accept members of other eu countries to their militaries too iirc

[quaint ore]

Ukrainian foreign legion is a fucking superpositioned entity

you got Foreign legions under: Territorial Defense Forces, National Guard, Armed Forces and the fucking Central Intelligence Command

[visual stirrup]

the british used to let their officers serve in foreign navies while they (britian) were at peace so they could gain experience

IIRC
there was a battle between russia and sweden that had a ton of brits serving on the russian side
but due to ONE brittish officer serving on the swedish side, a lof of the of the russians died

and that brit on the swedish side was villified for killing so many british officers

[heady crow]

strap me onto a apfsds round and launch me to kiev

[quaint ore]

Another Russian navy L

[visual stirrup]

I think australia and new zealand have programs for fast tracking american veterans into their militaries

[heady crow]

sometimes i do fantasize about winning the green card lottery and fucking off there for a military career but oh well

[visual stirrup]

yes
because it occured on a day that ended in the letter y

[quaint ore]

From what I got told, US Army sucks ass to be an enlisted soldier in

[visual stirrup]

it can be nice if you can avoid Ft. Hood

but Ft. Hood is the biggest one

[quaint ore]

Or ft. polk

[heady crow]

yeah but like tanks

[visual stirrup]

I don't hear people bitching about polk as much

[naive bison]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/789126354338709516/1390625088117805146/RDT_20250704_1127248668976783340548418.jpg?ex=6868f009&is=68679e89&hm=b2af1d6f5c50e03c17c75b2cf2b86262f1a8f47da7ec67bdc6a62d6f23648dcd&=&format=webp

[placid sail]

goofy ass shit, if you don't want to lose a bunch of your officers, then maybe don't allow the to join some foreign ass conflict

[quaint ore]

I heard one particular youtuber who said "I dont have PTSD from Iraq, I got PTSD from fort polk"

[placid sail]

have the cake and eat it too bozos

[quaint ore]

you want tank variety you go to poland

K2s, Abramses, Leopards, Soviet T-Series

[heady crow]

eh true but language and whatever

[visual stirrup]

mechanics on suicide watch

[heady crow]

not like ill ever move out of here anyways

[visual stirrup]

I couldn't imagine being one of those poor bastards in ukraine

[quaint ore]

I saw videos of how they fix shit

[heady crow]

get 20 vehicles donated and have to strip half of them for parts

nice

[quaint ore]

American rednecks aint shit compared to what they do

[visual stirrup]

it was hard enough during peace time with a narrow variety of vehicles in a well funded military and robust supply lines

in the best funded military in the world

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/generation-kill-light-it-up-light-it-the-fuck-up-gif-27618212

[quaint ore]

I recall some volunteer telling me how she saw mf's make a tank wheel by welding shit onto a broken wheel and grinding it down to fit the form

it took hours but they fucking made it work

or how they manage to keep Humvees alive without appropriate tools

[visual stirrup]

every day you don't have to swap the transmission on a HMMWV is a win

fuck the humvee transmission, all my homies hate the humvee transmission

they get replaced like fucking tires

they should keep a spare in the back as BII

like a tire

[quaint ore]

Lithuanians on their way to buy JLTVs to replace humvees only to realise that Oshkosh didnt fucking do appropriate armor rating and they sourced the steel for it from a Russian owned company

[visual stirrup]

I wasn't a day into my training exercise when all the gears except for reverse stopped working on my humvee

fuck that fucking piece of shit

it could have killed me if I ever deployed in it

[quaint ore]

Still not as big of a fucking maintenance nightmare as soviet military UAZs

[visual stirrup]

It makes me mad, if you couldn't tell

[heady crow]

i mean i can see that happening, tanks are fuckall resilient atleast in terms of their track systems

[visual stirrup]

at least I was excused from driving for the rest of the exercise

[heady crow]

the fucking torsion bars getting fucked up and us having one or two road wheels just not in any contact with the ground

[quaint ore]

I still dont understand who's idea was it to slap a tall turret on an alreadt absurdly tall boxer

[heady crow]

it was my idea

[visual stirrup]

feature creep

not just for games

[quaint ore]

I dont know enough about our IFVs to make a reliable verdict, but it has a solid weapons system

War thunder depiction slurps balls though cause for some fucking reason the ATGM is permanently retracted

[heady crow]

wt shouldnt be used at all for anything

[quaint ore]

youd be surprised how many people

use WT as an actual source

or worse

STEEL BEASTS AS A SOURCE

[heady crow]

thankfully steel beasts is an actual training simulator. But sucks balls apart from that

but wt players brains exploding by having a engine deck protection feature as its in real life

[quaint ore]

ever tried Steel Armor Blaze of War?

its basically steel beasts but doesnt cost a fortune