#🎪bruh-fart
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no i think she's a chick
i mean i know women can be schizos
but glowies and what not feels more like a dude thing
she's a girl schizo
what a rare breed
post the one where she says she's gonna shoot up a walmart
i dont have that one
Raora simply touches Mococo's tail 【Hololive Animation】
#RaorArt #FWMCpix #RavenCrafts https://t.co/4RtMn2pEtY
She’s like shoeonhead
hololive gameplay
killing myself brb
no hold on
before i go so that i dont leave the chat with just cringe
aight im out
He ran outta clips
you want more cringe?
cause i can post more
(i wont, i wanna nap)
What else is left
Yeah I don’t care about it either
maybe cause im old im just tired
case in point
no you just dont like watching them
im 71 and i like vtubers
especially when she sings its such a trip
a few of my friends are vtubers and i watch them
When the vtuber jpg flickers and u briefly see the truth behind the image
I watch patrician and he’s a vtuber I guess
I like mococo and fuwawa
cause they're cute and funny
taking fucking forever to download
@high wing do you know if the parry skill tree also affects parry with magic staff?
im trying magic and its fucking dope
there is also a kind of parry while using a staff in one hand
i think it does
im not 100% tho
i think you have to raise shield stat
Are there skill trees
Yes
3d printer, basic tools, a jig, etc
It’s on the wishlist, I just have to finish other things first
natural selection
I would never guess that the Dynamics of magic in this game are the way it is
Falling in Lovalon for this game smh
day by day i start to like it more
its worth it
just needs to be fuckin patched more
i fucking hate those voices
i hate how childish they sound
it sounds like the we bare bears as kids
the horror
almost done
someone shoot me in the fucking head i dont wanna go to work
whoop, the wagey cagey is calling, see ya
What job
Oh hello
he has that thang on him yeah
dumbass ai
so true
didnt get to reach act 3, started over
people says its awful

DSP
never heard about this mf
My favorite thing about this is that he fucking flings his head back. Retards really do just fuck the hardest
he really masturbated live without realizing it
the original roach king
he will never die
43
And he flings his head back to jacking off...he def got an extra chromosome or two
you're just jealous you can't do it as well
Lil bit
and many more will fall
Going down in the hog cranker hall of fame is pretty powerful
And he did it not for the glory but for the love of the game
@shell venture @noble cape my first experience with DSP
was him play Black Mesa
the hd half life remake
i memba
and him not knowing how to crouch jump up some pipes
so he instead like brought a barrel
to jump up
and then like complained "why is this so hard"
DarksydePhil struggles with a game mechanic lost back in the 90s. The "crouch jump" is done by jumping and crouching while in mid-air. Watch as Phil struggles to pass this area for nearly 30 minutes.
You're the man, Phil!
bro why is he recording his screen with a camcorder
😭
body cam footage aah
bro that's what AVGN did like 20 years ago
and he refused to switch over for a long ass time
playing fucking castlevania 2
he snorked it on stream bro? damn
yes he was just that stubborn
"you'd think there was like a superjump or something, you know?"
Twitch. The kid safe platform

rule34 sponsoring twitch vtubers off of their site's main page:
i did too
don't ask how
you were probably on the other side of where i was
who knows
yeah but i dont watch vtubers like constantly bro
and definitely didnt know about the ones that got sponsored
you post clips = you only watch vtubers
its over
I can't stand vtubers man. They don't act human
It just creeps me out and makes me cringe
some of them are fine (the ones that dont do the high pitched bullshit)
only one i can watch is tenma when playing with albino
The fucking baby talk too like wtf. If someone in an office or a grocery store talked to me like that I'd fuckin call the cops
And then shoot them
tenma asks where albino is from
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fucking baby talk? huh
(self defense)
That little baby talk anime voice they all always try to pull off that makes them sound like shit
It's psychotic
the horror
I want women to speak to me how they normally do
Like I am a disgusting animal
That they must separate themselves from as quickly as possible
hello retard

its done im gonna do a hardcore playthrough as my first playthrough since ive already played plenty of the first KCD what debuffs should i choose im gonna do 2-3 max
small dick and under 6 feet
oh wait i gotta choose at least 3 debuffs to play
bald
alright ive chosen my 3 lets see if i die immediately
1its the buggiest
tits the buggiest ?
we can be bees mark
this is good news
you'll live for 30 years
like a pet
a pet?
this is good news
This is GOOD news!
if i put everything on low and set it to 1280X720p it runs at a nice 55 FPS which is good enough for me
"He's like a fireman but with dead rats."
Best out of context sentence ever
all debuffs or you a bitch
I heard it's not terribly difficult
I'm not gonna do a playthrough
I already
Massacred many many people
Got told off by my dead parents
And became a sodomite
autobiography
Damn I wish I had that track record
How could you do this to me
but like chill
🧩

Ye
they give those to subreddit moderators
Imagine all the sweaty reddit ecouples ERPing in reddit dms
lardass male #1 erp-ing with lardass male #2, both think the other is a woman
ok so i tried finding a roleplay subreddit
It's pride month Xalrider
You know what that means

this is just like nexus mods
nsfw filter removes normal mods and keeps actual nsfw ones
there need to be separate filters for nsfw: gore and nsfw: horny
love cars
cats should be classified as weapons of war
bros grinding for the ticket
Usually folks who drive like this are good at evading law enforcement
i have seen otherwise
Of course not everyone is as covert
covert
does a sick drift without a muffler
what's the point of having gooner mods on yo game smh
god only gave me two hands
ill never understand it
Just like go look at porn of the game instead of installing nsfw mods for 300 hours the same thing tbh
Holy cow could you believe it? A Sleepycast animation in current year.
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thats what im saying
I once made this exact joke to alex
and that's how I learned that he is disabled
I must have been the last person in brainfart to learn that
posting sleepycast in here is always risky
not watching this 
he's disabled?
it all makes sense now
goated
so he's a one handed retard, i see
scroll up
What the shit

twink before you speak
one of his hands is basically useless
complication of how he was born
I'm talking about Alexthedegenerate, not the other one
thats what you do
having considered all of these, i speak. and my message is
fucka you
Discord try not to break selecting images from my gallery challenge
Is it true? No
Is it helpful? No
is it inspiring? No
is it necessary? yes
is it kind? no
"kys"

god gave him one hand to goon, and no more. one of his strongest warriors
@tidal trellis
that IS inspiring though
right to jack it, left to tickle your balls
just in a different way

It pisses me off when I'm trying to watch Chinese factory workers get sawed in half at work and tits pop up on my screen
the forbidden dual wield akimbo tech
and i get muted for calling someone a twink 🔥
Tough world
im scared of boobies
now that you mention it
hi twink @tidal trellis
you guys also getting that boobtastic ad on youtube?
you should get muted often
that means gooner games are extra unsanitary for him
you'd think gooner games might be mouse only or keyboard only, but no
and they require timing/skill, so you have to use your dominant hand
too bad
I don't get ads I use ublock
disable it and go on youtube
fuck off
@coarse bear
@grizzled meadow
@coarse bear
jannies alert 🔔
music superstar drakes unveils tricks to talk to girls the age of Millie Bobby Brown 
JANNNNNIIIIIIEEEEESSSSS
Big g daddy
CLEAN IT UP JANNNNNIIIIEEEESSSS
ITALY MENTIONED 🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹
kys jesus
My MAN
bloodofsniper my joat
You basically just told me the digital equivalent of running into the Himalayas with no clothes on, I prefer not to get bombarded by youtubes Israelite mind control
im joating
What's the difference between brainfart and off topic, never been
I long for a ban when the reasn is just:
kys
I cant believe they banned jesus christ
what sentence did i even just reason
Wait wait you get bitcoin from it
they dont tell people to kill themselves in offtopic
A pretty reasonable one ngl
offtopic is more active
but filled with passive agressive retards and geis
not when im around

You remember Samantha?
hello everybody my name is welcome
Imagine if there was more of them
as opposed to brainfart
filled with aggressive-aggressive retards and homophobes

Hello welcome and welcome
Half of said homophobes also happen to be homosexual too
bro really posted diddycoin spam in every channel
Damn right
I hate myself and everyone around me 🔥 🔥 🔥
you say that like there's some sort of contradiction
true
I am not a bigot I just do not like people having more fun than me
im a majority shareholder in diddycoin vro
I'm jus a hater
professional hater
Competitive hater
Im a professional lover
Synau cro
Gonna get sent to hell for talking shit about St. Peter's Js at the gates
majority shareholder of diddy's meat

i love everything in a platonic way
I hate that and you should rot from the inside out and perish.
Ace
well I've learnt that sybau means shut your Bitch ass up. so what does synau mean 
Gee I wonder
Shut yo nice ass up
Obviously
You can figure it out with context clues

Ham you too good for us
fuckkk how do i fix that
Soon....
No he is not he is romanian
Soon....
offensive item " hi "
I got banned from roblox for a day once for telling an ehoe
"We used to kill people like you."

Yknow I would comment but
one of my boys gor banned for like 3 days for saying a dude's username "ballhog"
YOOOOOOOOOO
I have no involvement in this shitpost.
moderation team
no n word here
Finland…
we have another punishment to hand out
JANNIE ALERT 🔔
Youbare insufferable
finland
JANNIE ALERT 🔔

very innocent
you won't come back from this one
why in the fuck do you have to install a language pack via steam files godamnit gotta wait another half an hour
Rip finland
Oh gee shucks I had no idea that word was there
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COCKRIDER JANNIE ALERT 🔔
Oh oops!
rip

Naked black man moment

wow
naked black man with his ass out 
Ur honor he didn’t know!

Finland you dumb cunt.
@pastel quartz (magicalmanfinland) has been muted for {7 days} for reason: N-word in meme, Finland is dumb, etc -7d
i love how saul has 2 different stages of balding, depending where you look at him from
truly Two-Face
awwww mate
your honor he didnt do nun

Back to the pit 
free my boy
HE DINDU NUFFIN
He will dig for coal like the rest
FREE MY BOY FINLAND
quick we gotta establish the brainfart house of reps
the children yearn for the mines
pull the document
#FREENBAFINLAND
that shit getting bombed in seconds </3
I uh
May have been the reason for that one
casual racist
fed
JANNIE ALERT 🔔
It's a slur for MIG pilots
mute for repost
-IT'S WIZARD
-what?
-THE WIRE, THE FUCKING WIRE! IT'S WIZARD
No I meant I taught him the word
Lol
cant read, brain no worky
We both got muted for it was funny
Needs signatures
But also yeah
It wont
Cause no one
In brainfart
Can read
theres an inprint of groks ball sack thats all the signage you need
Wow you get that when he was sleeping? Mad impressive
sybau
implying grok has balls and isnt castrated
Hes chemically castrated
the chemical is fentanyl
isnt grok that AI that talks about the white genocide?
I mean if you can do the goat castration method go ahead
its cigarette smoke actually, remember he's french
is it where a goat bites it off
We should probably make a Declaration of Independence first
average brainfarter's knowledge of gamma
even worse than xelA's
No its a tool for goats balls to make them have necrosis and fall off by cutting blood flow
Good guess
STALKER? is that like fortnite?
we're gonna get bombed by the sralnyans and the offtopic nations
they will try to ethnically cleanse us
rubber bands
400 rubber bands vs ur balls
we kill the sralnyans first
so what do you just fucking hit a go go gadget ballsack constrictor
I think they have specialized tools but you can also go through the painful process of applying enough rubber bands over and over to a goats balls sure
they keep sending us their refugeees
we aren't a prison state like Australia
painful?
we weaponize them
we need a little special military operation against sralnya
arm every exile
to the goat maybe
You seem like you really wanna touch goat balls now
ah fuck it cant be bothered
it was a fitgirl repack and i fucked up the install and cant be bothered doing it again so no KCD2 for me
not what im saying
sralnya and brainfart are brothers
but we will continue to dehumanize them and call them inferior
he's a furry ofc he does
It's what I'm saying and I'm a hypocrite so 
i dont see how thats a painful process tho, omg you have to put a rubber band on something
so hard
sralnya always wanted to be part of brainfart
despite how much they continue to resist
they have the numbers
moderately based but you fucked up the install, kys
we need a 1-state solution
but not yet
i only fucked up the language shit since i dident know for seperate language files that you need to put them in with the other bin files
i dont think us and sralnyans are ready to live in peace yet
that one state
#╟❓general-offtopic
there needs to be a long process of integration
God's Strongest sukhoi pilot
I'm gonna staple your lips shut
exactly
by the time i realized this i already deleted the zipped bin files and that shit took me a solid 6-7 hours to fucking install all of those
New nickname: Malaka
gonna staple your balls to yo dick tip
MALAKAAA
Kinky
Finland is a true martyr
another martyr for el-delight
Genuinely suprised he hasn't been banned yet
FUCK
I DIDN'T RESPOND WITH THE MOST OBVIOUS GIF
Bg3 got boring :c
🍩
Boss big
he hates brinfart 2.0 even more than brainfart 1.0
he brobably won't go back there

unblock me retard so i can ♻️ this
Scene sucked for me cause I liked him and his stand so much
i'll use this for his ban
if i'm not here, somebody else needs to
hierophant green, go in his urethra and pilot him like an RC car
Lore accurate
average jojo stand 
guys i doubt there is a stand in jojo that goes into people's urethras
The orangutan
Fuck that thing
isnt that the pedophile ship stand guy
@pastel quartz
he's lurkin
Yup
he made the image
fuck that guy
Worst stand user OAT
if only he wasnt the wrong kind of freak
@pastel quartz do you wanna play nightreign
damn that mission sucks ass btw
i think it was based on the uh
Pulse nightclub
incident
why?
it's difficult
hard to see through strobing lights
i played that mission for like 30 minutes
looking for the last terrorist
just start voicelining and they come to you
i was running around the entire place
insurgency sandstorm type shit
saying a nightclub shootout missions sucks is peak retard
he was always in the mirror


there's a great game that took inspiration from the movie
it's called "carrion"
CARRION is a reverse horror game in which you assume the role of an amorphous creature of unknown origin. Stalk and consume those that imprisoned you to spread fear and panic throughout the facility. Grow and evolve as you tear down this prison and acquire more and more devastating abilities on the path to retribution.
$19.99
25285
75
Among Us
Amogus
just make it yourself
I'm a fat white guy in a rural area
you dont need much
I am the exact opposite of a good fit to run an Arab restaurant
you could be fine with like bottle of zaatar spice mix for most syrian/lebanese cooking
or baharat
if you want something really hard to fuck up there is a stew in syria we eat that is just a carrot pea and tomato stew
you could make kofta it also is pretty hard to fuck up
mujadara is really easy to make and is pretty good
bamiya
if you want salad, fattoush or tabouleh is really easy to make
Here is an easy to make, arabic dish:
sawdust?
Sahara sand
Very good quality
@deep topaz if you are from south i really recommend making bamiya because it has okra in it which at least in georgia was popular but uses middle eastern spices
literally just order middle eastern brand of baharat and/or zaatar (baharat is better for general cooking) and just add it to regular stews and soups and boom you have middle eastern cooking, there genuinely is not that much difference between our cuisine
maybe add yogurt or some shit
or swap out beef in dish for lamb
not much difference between your cuisine and what else
cause American doesn't seem very similar
maybe not in comercial fast food and shit
but there is not like exotic ingredients we specifically use except for spices that make any difference
like to make syrian carrot pea stew it just is beef broth, onion, olive oil, carrots, tomato paste, chopped tomatos from can, garlic, maybe cilantro if you want to add
the only really difference between most home cooking and middle eastern dishes at least in levant is order of adding shit in
usually we add in like a whole onion and brown it for little bit and then cook the spices with the onion and garlic with olive oil
that goes for pretty much every dish
and then the rest is just adding regular shit
what is this guy yappin bout
there are some more "exotic" dishes like warak 3enab (levantine dolma), shakriyeh/mansaf (lamb cooked in yogurt and serve over rice) if youre trying to find middle eastern food that is not with normal pallate but most of middle eastern shit you find will just be pretty common food with warm spices as the only difference
middle eastern food
What’s the difference between middle eastern and Indian food
the spices
Is the rice different too
technically
usually middle eastern will use rice with vermicelli in it or not use rice at all and just use bulgar at least in syria
Middle eastern doesn’t fuck with Naan bread
nah we have our own bread
blawg nabbed him
what was on it to make it heavy
The fucking ton of cheese and oil
Lebanese food is very good
It was thick bread too
lebanese food is very good
the secret to good lebanese/syrian food is literally the baharat that you use
if you use good quality middle eastern baharat youll get good lebanese/syrian food
It was delicious, and lasted me the whole day
these are kind of popular in syria
I used to live in a suburb that was like heavily ethnic/middle eastern and the Main Street had heaps of different Lebanese/other middle eastern restaurants ect shit was delicious
it is manakish with zaatar and cheese
Also very cheap
did you have any favorite dish
they hungry
theyre coming for you
I couldn’t tell you exactly what it’s called
arayes?
Maybe
Yeah that
hop off my cock
So good fr fr
arayes is really good
Shit was bussin
Chillin
if they make it with lamb its even better
They were only like 2 or 3 dollars each too
yea they are pretty good and easy to make usually
there is similar dish lahm bi ajeen that is like arayes but the meat is on outside
its kind of like levantine pizza
Oh yeah I’ve tried that too
Very nice
I rate it
in syria in aleppo they have this kind of common dish that is really good
it is syrian cheese steak basically
@coarse bear free my man finland he dindu nuffin
yummers
I think middle eastern food is very slept on
i think homemade middle eastern food is
people think it is way more complicated than actually is to make
shakshuka solos
I knew that shit was gonna be bussin when the menu had the arabic names next to English on the menu and they struggled to take an order
Fr
did the building also look like shit and had been crumbling for 20 years
Yes
desi, which is paki, indian and others in the general reigon have this heavy ahhh bread basically
we don't usually use eggs in ours
🙏
do you just eat a pile of onions and tomatoes
yea like wtf
no retard it's cooked
I would
what are you eating
i mean im sure it is good because jazmaz without egg is good
but i was just like that is really weird to not have egg
because egg is the main thing of shakshuka
not always retard doesn't mean never
Alright this looks like entrails
wtf is entrails
mean like guts and shit
actual retard
ye i agree
americans when it doesn't have cheese on it
where do you get that from
this is what i am use to seeing
vro is gore pilled
did you know that if you laid all of your intestines out in a straight line, you'd be dead
yea that's the normal version
difference between in a pot or on the dish
jojo
not that many eggs
joj>
what
WHY
yummer
actually
with the way youre making it without the egg i think that would work better
because you need something for texture
because the 1st version is it in a pot
you can also sometimes slurp it like a noodle
and the onions have better texture that way
oh the traditional way is to make in one pot
i mean pan
depends on how many people
vro put true on false information
you just cook onions with spices in a pan, add tomatos, then crack eggs into it and add olives and peppers

you saw nothing
me no english
olives ??
that's new
the online figure known as youyou, put the emoji from the stalker gamma server
on false information
i dont know this person
he put it on this message
i didnt see it
me too
schizo
schizo hours
this guy is seeing things
not for me
went to sleep after fajr but it is almost midnight in america
its 11 pm for me

y'all buying sheep ?
i want a sheep
me too
theyre cute and taste good
true
i need mutton
okay imma be real rq
yum
i agree with some stuff
that is horrible for you because of prions
pretty normal here wtf

brain with eggs
i don't eat it anymore
worst thing i ate was sheep balls
it tastes really good
WHATTT'
but the texture was horrid
it tastes good
good dont
you can get really fucking sick from eating brains no matter how much you cook them or sterilize them and shit
animals can get brains that have misfolded prion proteins in them and if you ingest misfolded prions you can literally get brain diseases
like the shit that causes mad cow disease is from misfolded prions
it's so slimy
but it's a sheep 
i would never eat guts of a animal or any shit like that
but i would eat a stew that has the head in it after you take the brain and eyes out
all animals can get misfolded prions.
i fucking hate the stomach and head
yea stomach is nasty too
im fine with it
my dad used to fucking love that shit
we do it in our yard my dude
ye that is nasty
head is not ew youre not eating the head itself
i have a crazy ass uncle
he used the sheep lungs to breath once
we either do that or a slaughter house
i am meaning to just make a broth with the head and then just use the liquid
ohhh yeah thats fine
guts used for sausage are peak
pussy
youve never had real food before
yea eating the actual head is kind of nasty
the polish rat probably only eats bread stew
Fish soup on fish heads tho
maybe shread some of the meat off the head and eat it ig because its got ton of proteins
that's what we do
idk why people are grossed out by looking at sheeps head
But thought was bit too much for me rn
because most people arent around gore a lot
its kind of common here in balkans
You fat fucks are STILL yapping about food??
Jesus Christ
it's a delicacy here
yummers
yummers
i dont like offals
too irony usually i dont like the flavor
Flaki 🤤
tripe is also kind of nasty
I used to really like livers too
My mom was making it fried with onions
Thats what flaki is
that sound good like the idea of that
too bad it's so fucking expensive here
Tripe soup
all of it is too metallic tasting for me
they do have a bit of a bitter aftertaste but that's it
I don't think I tried other offals so
Im not eating much meat either
I like ribs a lot
fat is fucking disgusting
idk why people always prize ribs and shit
Tasty
i mean they can be good
but there too much fat on them in a not good way
In middle ages they used to spike meat with more fat
like certain cuts of beef have lot of fat that help flavor the meat with it and not for texture
i don't mind fat on barbecue tho
ribs youre just biting like whole pieces of gristle and fat
chicken is the best kind of meat for bbq
i just like meat cuts with 0 visible fat
Nah
or turkey
Pork is better

pork is not better.
chicken has pretty much no flavor on its own and it act like tofu and sucks up all flavor and seasonings you put on it
lamb is peak
lamb is good
God mothafuckin dayumm
good lamb is good
y'all ate a rooster before
hardest meat i ate
yea
wonder why
im falcoholic
happy pride month
why is yours smaller
hes a smaller guy
Whats smaller
it is the thought that counts though not the size of the meme
you
pretty average
Im really not 

giant enemy rat
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average

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my bad
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Sure, we'll ban ya



