#🎪bruh-fart

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fluid heron
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My favorite is her recounting getting her feet scanned and the amount she had to pause and stutter

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shit sounded traumatic

lyric horizon
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They what

fluid heron
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Found it

pale ingot
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it started with one "The Dark Continents" which was a fire ass game, one of the best
then its "Lee RPG" many of which are unplayable now and abandoned (some still playable). his latest project was Lee RNG banking off the fucking rng slop game craze.
No idea what he's up to nowadays

foggy haven
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I don't think he could be a pedo by watching those things. Is a normal thing men love that kinda of things. Ig

narrow lotus
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god bless

fluid heron
visual stirrup
lyric horizon
foggy haven
fluid heron
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I don't recall calling him a pedo

foggy haven
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I just simply talking

foggy haven
narrow lotus
foggy haven
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Like "did you know he was gooner."

foggy haven
narrow lotus
visual stirrup
pale ingot
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iedyy dont post provocative imagery with the boy around @narrow lotus

lyric horizon
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Gooner = horny

lyric horizon
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Pedo = child weirdo

foggy haven
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I don't know about my logic

prisma venture
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My hero

narrow lotus
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wait how old are you @foggy haven

modest oriole
foggy haven
modest oriole
prisma venture
ancient barn
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kill him

pale ingot
visual stirrup
prisma venture
pale ingot
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this kid is soon to be hit by a freight train

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he doesn't know

prisma venture
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Lmao

lyric horizon
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What is even happening

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Oh yea

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Brainfart is 18+

pale ingot
lyric horizon
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2004 people are 18, right?

pseudo robin
modest oriole
pale ingot
lyric horizon
narrow lotus
pseudo robin
pale ingot
pale ingot
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or i might be wrong

prisma venture
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This year

modest oriole
lyric horizon
visual stirrup
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and people born in the year 1 are like

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2024 years old

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makes ya think

pale ingot
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that's deep

lyric horizon
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This channel is a good mind training place

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Challanging, to be honest

foggy haven
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Honestly i'm losing brain cells at this point

modest oriole
modest oriole
lyric horizon
pale ingot
prisma venture
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Toilet

pseudo robin
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Bring back goonfart

foggy haven
modest oriole
lyric horizon
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mindfart

visual stirrup
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Brainfart
your braincells go in
but they never come out!

modest oriole
foggy haven
pseudo robin
pale ingot
modest oriole
lyric horizon
prisma venture
foggy haven
lyric horizon
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As in, we share them

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One has more, so he gives them so everyone is even

foggy haven
fluid heron
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Actual child

visual stirrup
modest oriole
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@foggy haven how old r u really?

pseudo robin
foggy haven
pale ingot
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you guess?

prisma venture
foggy haven
modest oriole
pale ingot
foggy haven
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Like 911

modest oriole
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Yeah true

pseudo robin
prisma venture
visual stirrup
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like .45

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or 9mm

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just numbers

modest oriole
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12.7x108?

lyric horizon
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I actually chuckled for a change

modest oriole
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122x785

fluid heron
prisma venture
foggy haven
modest oriole
lyric horizon
foggy haven
pale ingot
narrow lotus
pale ingot
modest oriole
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122mm

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For fucks sake

foggy haven
fluid heron
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The Russians shooting fifty cal out of an assault rifle is very on brand

narrow lotus
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bro thinks you can shoot 122mm out of a handheld device

prisma venture
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120 mm hesh peoleze

pseudo robin
pale ingot
foggy haven
prisma venture
fluid heron
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remember the salt and ice

lyric horizon
lyric horizon
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Dudes got frostbite from that shit

prisma venture
modest oriole
prisma venture
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That was peak ngl

fluid heron
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Someone filled my school with sewage cuz of that dumbass shit

prisma venture
modest oriole
lyric horizon
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I try to find mythical tenor finds, and fucking omori appears

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Flop broke the algorithm

pale ingot
foggy haven
fluid heron
foggy haven
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Is either the generation or just either me

modest oriole
foggy haven
prisma venture
deep topaz
pale ingot
minor cypress
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The janitor:

prisma venture
fluid heron
fluid heron
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Fucking awful

high wing
# deep topaz

i still only know this guy for drinking a super old pepsi

high wing
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i think it was crystal pepsi

modest oriole
deep topaz
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crystal pepsi

pale ingot
deep topaz
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original

fluid heron
lyric horizon
modest oriole
fluid heron
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I remember during covid they sprayed this shit all over the school that made me violently bleed from the nose when I smelt it

deep topaz
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stupid ass baby gets the grenade treatment

foggy haven
lyric horizon
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holy fuck why am I getting 90 reaction notifications

modest oriole
foggy haven
pale ingot
prisma venture
foggy haven
lyric horizon
foggy haven
modest oriole
pale ingot
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2010+ is gen alpha

pale ingot
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i checked

fluid heron
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I will offer this in return

lyric horizon
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Holy fuck

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This is a 68 year old man from bangladesh

pale ingot
foggy haven
pale ingot
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i was deep in the deepwoken community around the time of the making of that gif

lyric horizon
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whats deepwoken

pale ingot
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roblox roguelite game

fluid heron
foggy haven
pale ingot
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also a pedophile sleeper agent dogwhistle

fluid heron
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that's a pedophile exchange

lyric horizon
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the police is going to deepwoke you the fuck up

foggy haven
pale ingot
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and the phrase "the deep calls" activates them

fluid heron
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The deep calls is when they are referring to their 2 terabyte folder named homework

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When they are 38

modest oriole
pseudo robin
lyric horizon
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I wonder if I can find strigoi if I will play roblox for long enough

fluid heron
pale ingot
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he was erotic roleplaying in a roblox game

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caught red handed

fluid heron
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I lowkey got groomed by older women on Roblox when I was younger

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shit was kinda a recurring issue

pale ingot
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unfortunate

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how the fuck was it recurring

fluid heron
pale ingot
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dude was chasing older women before he even unlocked puberty

fluid heron
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Fr

pseudo robin
fluid heron
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Nah I knew how to use reverse image search when I was a little jitt

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I feel like at some point I turned into the manipulator

pale ingot
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he lived long enough to see hinself become the groomer

foggy haven
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Wait a minute something hit me... The mod send me into this channel for my exile but some reason this channel is 18+...

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What the hell?

fluid heron
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grooming older women is kinda crazy work ngl

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I was on one

foggy haven
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Mod*

pale ingot
deep topaz
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you didn't have pull older bitches just wanna tap and dodge accountability

foggy haven
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Why the hell am i here

fluid heron
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Idfk

pale ingot
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consequences of your actions

foggy haven
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There

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Even though i'm 15/16

fluid heron
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Probably because you acted retarded

foggy haven
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Yeah. I just simply go

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Nothing to send funny screenshot or something.

fluid heron
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Fucking leave

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Why are you here

foggy haven
fluid heron
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no you said you were gonna leave the char

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Lying ass

foggy haven
pale ingot
naive bison
fluid heron
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Thank you youngboy

deep topaz
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very good for spraying piss around the room

fluid heron
high wing
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kill him iedy

narrow lotus
fluid heron
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What's the min age here again

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can we ban him?

narrow lotus
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well it is a nsfw channel so yeah

high wing
narrow lotus
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idk what to do with him

fluid heron
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exile his ass to offtopic

high wing
pale ingot
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newbies exile

fluid heron
pale ingot
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I'd say send him to sralnya but that's also 18+

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cant banish him to russia

narrow lotus
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i just sent him out and if he doesnt behave he gets muted for 2 years

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unti he turns 18

fluid heron
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Fair

narrow lotus
fluid heron
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That's like the kid that got arrested on his 18th birthday

pale ingot
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based but he'll leave and self ban before that

fluid heron
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they waited for him to turn 18

narrow lotus
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as an adult

fluid heron
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well the country it was in if they weren't 18 they couldn't be charged with anything

narrow lotus
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here a 17 year old killed an elderly couple 6 days before his 18th birthday so he got convicted as a teenager

deep topaz
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somewhere in SA

narrow lotus
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so he is doing 15 years in juvie instead of 25 in prison

fluid heron
narrow lotus
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oh well

fluid heron
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Or it was Brazil not sure

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There's like a picture of him in police custody with a birthday cake saying 18

deep topaz
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they sang happy birthday to him

fluid heron
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Yeah yeah

fluid heron
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YEAH

deep topaz
fluid heron
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Ah a month after I joined I turned 18

prisma venture
fluid heron
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In 3 months I'll be considered an old head by the iPad generation

pale ingot
fluid heron
deep topaz
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youngster

pale ingot
prisma venture
fluid heron
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Fucking lost my mind when someone in here thought I was 34

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Shit was so funny

pale ingot
fluid heron
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42 next week

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but yeah

pale ingot
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wait deadass

fluid heron
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No dipshit

pale ingot
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damn

minor cypress
fluid heron
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just said I was turning 20 in august

pale ingot
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this guy's the ripe young age of 67

fluid heron
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and flops still a twink at 32

prisma venture
fluid heron
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no I still look like I'm 15

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only thing that differentiates me is my 3 musketeers facial hair

prisma venture
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Ahaha sad

prisma venture
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And my hairline Is like streloks

fluid heron
fluid heron
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So I just rock the Johnny depp

prisma venture
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I rock strelok

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We Are not same

naive bison
fluid heron
pseudo robin
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Same gigachadhandshake

fluid heron
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Went from never having to shave my face to having hairy ass nuts and a patch ass facial growth pattern

pseudo robin
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Strelok ass hairline tho and not even 30 PepeKMS

fluid heron
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Shits fucked

narrow lotus
visual stirrup
pseudo robin
visual stirrup
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i got the same shit going on

pseudo robin
visual stirrup
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hillarious widow's peak

fluid heron
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I just got a big forehead

visual stirrup
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  • thinning
fluid heron
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My hairline is fine

pseudo robin
fluid heron
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I grow super thick on my lip and chin tho

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Nothing else

prisma venture
fluid heron
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and I shampoo my hair every other day and condition every day

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Shits beautiful

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I do that towel hair wrap your mom does

prisma venture
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The fuck

prisma venture
fluid heron
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One of these

prisma venture
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Why

fluid heron
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Cuz I got a lot of hair

minor cypress
fluid heron
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That needs to be dried

prisma venture
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Cut that shit

fluid heron
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hell nah

visual stirrup
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gotta shave my beard every once in a while, though

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work

fluid heron
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I will not reduce myself to your strelok ass cut level

prisma venture
fluid heron
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Land of freedom

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Georgia specifically

pseudo robin
prisma venture
fluid heron
minor cypress
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Ah shit here we go again

fluid heron
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a certain group I will not name controls a lot of things

hazy finch
pseudo robin
prisma venture
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Peak

prisma venture
minor cypress
visual stirrup
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my pillowcase is cotton (so I don't know what phenomenon you're describing)

fluid heron
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Shaved my ass once worse mistake

hazy finch
visual stirrup
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but I almost always wear a hood when sleeping at home anyway

minor cypress
fluid heron
prisma venture
fluid heron
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The next day when I got stubble I was not as impressed

minor cypress
prisma venture
visual stirrup
prisma venture
fluid heron
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He has the McDonald's arches hairline he knows what he's talking about about

visual stirrup
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we're already at scorched earth

minor cypress
fluid heron
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only thing I'm getting is legendary amounts of ass hair and acid reflux

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my dad has it my grandpa has it really bad and his dad had no thumbs and would beat the shit out of his wife

minor cypress
prisma venture
fluid heron
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causes heartburn and shit

prisma venture
fluid heron
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I got that now it's hereditary

minor cypress
fluid heron
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I have thicker hair than my mom

visual stirrup
fluid heron
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Yeah the dracula look

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Real killer

minor cypress
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I still cringe at the time i spent trying to avoid the hairline reality

visual stirrup
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either typical widow's peak
or male pattern baldness where you have no hair on the top of the head

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but with the hair that's left forming a lion's mane

narrow lotus
fluid heron
prisma venture
minor cypress
visual stirrup
fluid heron
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Iedys hairline is receded all the way down his back to his asscrack

prisma venture
fluid heron
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Love seereax

minor cypress
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Used to grow it out on top, long enough to "hide" it. Waste of time lmao

prisma venture
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Do you think i can have mahawk with Windows peaks ?

visual stirrup
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vegeta really got that streamer posture

hazy finch
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augh fuck this tornado is cutting out the power to my house

prisma venture
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Where u from

hazy finch
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south australia bro

minor cypress
prisma venture
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U have tornado there ? Ffs

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Big Spiders snakes And torandaos

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That country Is hard

hazy finch
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first time ones happened in SA though

minor cypress
hazy finch
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i dont drink

hazy finch
prisma venture
pale ingot
prisma venture
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What you do then ?

hazy finch
prisma venture
hazy finch
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nah i rarely drink during christmas or easter i might have a drink or two

prisma venture
minor cypress
naive bison
prisma venture
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Its lie

narrow lotus
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oh ffs she has an OnlyFans

eager igloo
narrow lotus
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naaaaaaah FUCK OFF

pale ingot
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its over

minor cypress
hazy finch
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power just went out again

eager igloo
prisma venture
deep topaz
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hook your PC into your brainstem

eager igloo
high wing
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aha im female aha

high wing
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why he ragin

visual stirrup
deep topaz
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banned from r/femboys

visual stirrup
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you can't tell

visual stirrup
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but he's barking out the worst slurs he knows

stone blade
high wing
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he said gg but they banned him

naive bison
eager igloo
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Best dryer out there

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Tf you want

wooden surge
eager igloo
narrow lotus
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jesus christ

high wing
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huh??

stone blade
# narrow lotus

chilling in VC
random person joins
screams at the top of his lungs and yells N word
leaves

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many such cases

eager igloo
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My favourite holiday today

narrow lotus
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was it a russian guy with a cat pfp

stone blade
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nah recently it hasn't happened

hazy finch
stone blade
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thankfully CluelessBlind

narrow lotus
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ah nvm it was this guy

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that was sending CP

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what a fucking retard

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fututi cristosu matii

stone blade
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I've not seen that one balkan guy who keeps getting banned and joining though

high wing
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i hope they explode

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survive

stone blade
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he hasn't joined in a while

high wing
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and explode again

pale ingot
narrow lotus
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he will return

stone blade
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I've probably reported him to you like 4 times iedy

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God bless

visual stirrup
rocky geode
high wing
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spams cp
haha youre so owned le funny le outrage

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this whole world is so cooked thinking spamming cp at ppl is funny

rocky geode
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that federal prison cell wont be very funny tho

visual stirrup
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"why are you so obsessed?"

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these guys probably unironically think that rick sanchez is smart

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and Dr. House

wooden surge
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I wish all those people a nice and violent spontaneous combustion 🙏

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God bless

rocky geode
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youre mad at a straw man

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mad about a straw man calling you mad

visual stirrup
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of everything

rocky geode
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bro touch a grass

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lack of grass is doing irreparable damage to your mental

visual stirrup
visual stirrup
rocky geode
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im making your pointless rant look even more silly

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by watching you still respond to it

wooden surge
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"haha you got mad"

stone blade
wooden surge
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"get le owned lib"

stone blade
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Daily posting this

hazy finch
visual stirrup
eager igloo
wooden surge
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Can you imagine

rocky geode
rocky geode
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god asked

deep topaz
visual stirrup
rocky geode
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he spoke to me and said "tell this mf touch a grass"

deep topaz
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this vexes me

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have you tried the medicine drug

rocky geode
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being black would vex me too lil bro

high wing
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someone execute ivan plz

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ty

wooden surge
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It was not lupus gang pensiveCowboy

stone blade
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WHAT DID I DO!?

rocky geode
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lost in the goon dimension

deep topaz
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it's never lupus until it is

stone blade
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and even when it is lupus

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it's not.

wooden surge
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It's black plague

deep topaz
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its ankylosing spondylitis

rocky geode
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what is wrong with him

deep topaz
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I'm guessing whoever previously posted this bitch also had her on his homepage

rocky geode
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hes got like cocaine AI face

cunning lance
rocky geode
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is that a WOMAN

pls tell me her take is that the enhanced is good

deep topaz
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why would enhanced be good?

rocky geode
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thats not what i said

i said "her take"

because this channel would implode with confirmation bias overload

wooden surge
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This guy thinks enhanced is good

rocky geode
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o no

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dont do this to me

rocky geode
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i beg of u

naive bison
rocky geode
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yeah..

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public Internet servers really be like

deep topaz
rocky geode
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munchkin cats are abominations

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shouldnt be bred

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actual mutants from the zone that cant function right

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look at those stubby fucking paws

pale ingot
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he looks like a powerful warrior to me

wooden surge
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Yet here you are tomfoolery

deep topaz
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they ought to make merch of this

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I'm amazed they don't have tons of merch to sell

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lord knows it would

visual stirrup
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groomer

minor cypress
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kekl didnt even think of that

deep topaz
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there's a shocking amount of women groomers too

wooden surge
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Who would suspect them CluelessBlind

pale ingot
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women would never CluelessBlind

minor cypress
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Hope offlin has a nice beer or something waiting for him, couldn't pay me enough to deal with that shit

deep topaz
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people would never CluelessBlind

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I've never understood the draw of beer

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I like Kvass cause it's still sweet

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but beer usually isn't

wooden surge
wooden surge
pale ingot
minor cypress
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A nice pilsner after mowing on a hot summer day is peak

prisma venture
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DO I HEAR BEER

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HELL YAH BROTHER

fallow trellis
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i heard beer

prisma venture
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FUCK YEAH BROTHER

wooden surge
prisma venture
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9 am and on a one cold

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I love my life

fluid heron
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Yeah wtf

fallow trellis
fluid heron
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Confused as shit

rocky geode
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is that a selfie

minor cypress
modest oriole
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What happened here, i was only gone 2 hrs

rocky geode
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women groomers and cp spammers

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the usual :/

prisma venture
pale ingot
fallow trellis
minor cypress
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@hazy finch Just got some vegemite to try the other day. Any reccomendations or do i just slap it on toast and go

minor cypress
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I would if i wasnt working Sadge

fallow trellis
prisma venture
pale ingot
rocky geode
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based and beerpilled

prisma venture
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Ofc im based And beerpilled

rocky geode
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ofc

prisma venture
pale ingot
prisma venture
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What you think

wooden surge
# fallow trellis

Real rot maxxers know that this is not a natural trash spawn pattern

rocky geode
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both are for him

hes czech

prisma venture
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I have to go to school

pale ingot
rocky geode
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why does she have so many purses

prisma venture
wooden surge
rocky geode
minor cypress
rocky geode
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great plays need great sacrifices

minor cypress
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Go to open it, carbonation makes it spray you in the face

prisma venture
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Like i passed 27 % of that subject

rocky geode
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the pressure would make it shoot out of the hose faster

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i see no downside

fallow trellis
rocky geode
stone blade
pale ingot
wooden surge
eager igloo
prisma venture
prisma venture
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This Is real toilet

rocky geode
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no man thats a door

pale ingot
prisma venture
warped crown
prisma venture
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Anyway time for school

pale ingot
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people piss on that thang

austere shadow
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Honse trainer simulator released

pseudo robin
minor cypress
prisma venture
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Yes

naive bison
prisma venture
quaint ore
naive bison
prisma venture
prisma venture
quaint ore
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Hes a professional alcoholic

minor cypress
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shrugde its a holiday in burgerland

prisma venture
prisma venture
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Or 1700 somewhere

minor cypress
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Its always fun watching new neighbors look at me funny when we're gardening and drinking at 7am

naive bison
prisma venture
minor cypress
quaint ore
naive bison
fallow trellis
prisma venture
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Bro Went shopping

deep topaz
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when you wipe and it's a slip n slide but that was your last piece of TP

prisma venture
coarse bear
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Can I get a the joke is porn in the chat

deep topaz
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abba wa, abba ga, goo goiwa waga

fallow trellis
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Your mother

coarse bear
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Scammed

broken pebble
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weee woo weeee woooo

eager igloo
broken pebble
coarse bear
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Br*t detected

broken pebble
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i am british, yes

tropic sage
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mama i want kill u

coarse bear
tropic sage
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father i want f**k u

naive bison
idle veldt
drifting mantle
tropic sage
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u want my hot body?

coarse bear
naive bison
deep topaz
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Double decker tv

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Or bookshelf

naive bison
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btw

deep topaz
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Or storage

naive bison
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i have like a 60% keyboard

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no F keys no numpad

tropic sage
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you want f**king my sweet *ss?

naive bison
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i realized with a regular control scheme its impossible for me to complete GTA 5

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cause i dont have num keys to control the plane

deep topaz
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60% users btfo'd again

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I want to pay full price for a FULL keyboard

coarse bear
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Check logs
This guy

dreamy flaxBOT
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kekpoint @rustic aurora (weeman4454) has been banned for reason: Nazi cosplayer spotted

deep topaz
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He's probably alright

prisma venture
coarse bear
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Wasn't even playing HOI4

deep topaz
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Just don't mention art school

deep topaz
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Whatever you do don't look at the bottom of the image

coarse bear
minor cypress
deep topaz
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She's so fucking cute

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But she's like 70 pounds soaking wet

placid sail
deep topaz
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I wasn't around for homestuck

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I fear I'll never understand it

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I keep asking about what it is but nobody gives me a straight answer

coarse bear
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Convoluted webcomic, big words (abscond), starts silly, rapidly goes into the cyclic nature of the universe or some shit

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Cool use of flash

deep topaz
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So is it like a story I can just Google and get the whole thing

coarse bear
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Ye

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There's a lot

deep topaz
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How much is a lot

coarse bear
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One Piece took me about the same amount of time binge, in current year, as binging Homestuck did when it was in its last quarter

deep topaz
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So it's bigger than one piece

coarse bear
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Probably not anymore

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Some pages are quite short, especially at the start - a few lines of text and an accompanying image/GIF
Some are actual flash games you play through

deep topaz
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Are they still able to be played

coarse bear
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No clue but there are tools that help you safely( ? ) play Flash stuff

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Spacezoro lore drop about flash not being safe when

deep topaz
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I never understood the flash security thing

rocky geode
deep topaz
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It cannot be as bad as people make it out to be

rocky geode
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its not that bad itself

deep topaz
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Are you really a fan if you aren't being cringe

fluid heron
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God damnit gotta take another fucking tums

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Fucking hate this shit

rocky geode
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gettin old sucks bro

fluid heron
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I'm 19

deep topaz
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Weak gut shitter

rocky geode
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youre fucked

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wait till youre 30 LOL

fluid heron
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my dad has acid reflux and my grandpa has it so fucking bad

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my grandpa brought at least two bottles of Tums everywhere he went

deep topaz
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I don't get it unless I try to burp

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Instead of medicine try throwing bread at it

fluid heron
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I'll just eat chalk

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Which is what tums are

deep topaz
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Yes

fluid heron
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food grade chalk

rocky geode
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yeah same brother 10 years from now youre gonna wake up in the night

fun fact about the anti acid meds?

theyre like the opposite of antidepressants

they BLOCK seratonin in your brain

made me uber depressed and no one could figure out why

the medical stuff says it was "only in rare cases" but i highly doubt that

deep topaz
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As opposed to sidewalk grade

spring ledge
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thought police

rocky geode
fluid heron
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I started getting it really bad a month ago

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And it's been non stop

rocky geode
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you gotta pound water and fast for a day or so

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reset your gut

fluid heron
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Dad says the same shit happened to him so guess I'm stuck with it

rocky geode
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oh yeah its genetic

as i said youre fucked

fluid heron
rocky geode
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it wakes me up in the night its so bad sometimes

fluid heron
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I live like a sloth I eat one meal a day and coast on those calories for the rest of the day

placid sail
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it's very stupid and very hilarious

rocky geode
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"whoops lmao"

naive bison
placid sail
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so perhaps you taking anti-acid could have shifted the balance of bacteria there to those that affect the mood in a bad way

rocky geode
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"oops"
me explaining to my patient the depression i caused was from the pills for hurty tummy i told him to take

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doctor moment

fluid heron
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And your star signs were probably misaligned

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and you didn't check your horoscope

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and your shungite isn't positioned high enough

rocky geode
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no its legit buddy

start taking famotadine and check back in a month later here

youll be unable to expirience joy or excitement

fluid heron
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And your room doesn't follow feng shui

rocky geode
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flouride stare type beat

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but your stummy won't hurty

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and dont forget the migraines

fluid heron
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never had one

rocky geode
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you will if you start antacid pills

placid sail
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some people are literally full of bad shit.

rocky geode
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fuck it bro

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poop me up

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reverse shit me

fluid heron
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I'll shit in your ass bro I got you

rocky geode
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thanks bro

rocky geode
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u a real one

placid sail
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no it's how you kill him

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the fecal matter should be free of pathogenic ones and checked beforehand

fluid heron
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My super charged gut bacteria would tear him from the asshole out

placid sail
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and that mf is depressed af

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he's infecting you with poop depresso for sure

rocky geode
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yeah dude

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maybe it will like, be exponential

placid sail
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find the normiest of the normies and steal his shit

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literal shit

idle veldt
rocky geode
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no i gotta find the most sadmaxxing gooner here

itll flip back over and ill be like, a boat shoes normie

placid sail
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check his health card for diseases though

rocky geode
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"boy i love taxes!"

idle veldt
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Normalize liking things again

rocky geode
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normalize not liking things again

fluid heron
modest oriole
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What the fuck is going on

fluid heron
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It would reverse it

modest oriole
rocky geode
modest oriole
drifting mantle
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What the hell are you guys talking about again?
gut bacteria? poop depresso? sadmaxxing gooner normies???
Whaaaat???

rocky geode
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yeah thats pretty much it

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you got it

placid sail
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it do be like that

drifting mantle
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Brainfart moment

fluid heron
rocky geode
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bro im laughing at work

placid sail
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that's illegal

rocky geode
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poopo oricles

drifting mantle
fluid heron
drifting mantle
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Is it this guy?

rocky geode
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the esoteric scions of shitting have spoken

fluid heron
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Might as well change his name to bussy the amount he's talking about butt

rocky geode
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poop in my ass

placid sail
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fortnite battlepass

fluid heron
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I just shit out my ass

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Booted up my pc cuz I need me to get that fortnite battlepass

fluid heron
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That's gonna be the last thing I say on my deathbed

spring ledge
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depending on how much of a fatass you are when it comes to stuffing food down your cake hole

fluid heron
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I eat 1 meal a day

spring ledge
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okay, then 1-2 days

primal rapids
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I photosynthesize

spring ledge
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then after you dont eat the next 3 days, your body will have burned the carbs out of your liver, then proceed to start healing it self and burning fat

fluid heron
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I've never been fat a day in my life

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and I don't think I ever will I do not eat enough

spring ledge
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as well as reduce inflamation. I find it ironic that when you fast, your body recovers and heals better than if you feed it

fluid heron
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I just recently started getting acid reflux

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The entirety of my dad's side of the family has it

spring ledge
fluid heron
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I don't know about my great grandpa tho all I know is he sliced both of his thumbs off with a chainsaw

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you think he would learn after the first time

spring ledge
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fast for about 5 days, itll clear up

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itll reset your stomach

fluid heron
drifting mantle
pseudo robin
spring ledge
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once theirs no food in your body, your stomach shrinks and stops producing acid

placid sail
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pipe out the acid from your stomach

spring ledge
fluid heron
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I already live on basically a calorie defecit

spring ledge
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what have you got to lose :]

pseudo robin
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chat should I make an extra bacon and egg wrap for the dog

rocky geode
fluid heron
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Along with my drinking I would shrivel up

spring ledge
rocky geode
primal rapids
pseudo robin
rocky geode
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life hack

fluid heron
fluid heron
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That's fucking awful

rocky geode
#

still good

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nah i could fw that

fluid heron
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I don't even fuck with hotdogs I only indulge in bratwurst

primal rapids
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They have to, the hotdog would fall out of the bun into the sky with regular buns

rocky geode
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i dnt fuck with hot dogs either i only indulge in cock

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and brats

pseudo robin
fluid heron
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That's an Aussie exclusive

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We haven't gotten that patch yet

fallow trellis
fluid heron
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I do not think that's jupiter

tepid pebble
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jupiters giant ducks

fluid heron
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Million miles of duck

tepid pebble
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better than million miles of cuck

primal rapids
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Unsolicited duck pics

tepid pebble
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dussy

pale ingot
minor cypress
tepid pebble
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BAZINGA

fluid heron
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I can't even lay on any side of my body now cuz my stomach is so fucked up

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gotta lay on my back shits fucked

tepid pebble
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wot happen

fluid heron
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Sleeping like a damn cartoon character

fluid heron
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it was only a matter of time

tepid pebble
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i completely got cured of it