#🎪bruh-fart
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idk man I only know foucault and camus
yeah no i lived my entire childhood with that, and it always, always, played in the car and it infuriates me to this day, and the music isnt good either
could be better in any way
id rather ed sheeran and thats saying something
Foucault died of AIDS and Camus didnt get involved in the age of consent fiasco
foucault fucked a monkey and died
Be nice to Defert 
check the "Signatories to the January petition" section
there are over a dozen blue names who signed and only three who publicly refused
actual fucked up country
the french have fucked up ideas when it comes to sex
"blue name"
as in "famous enough to have your own wikipedia article"
Everyone's a lil fucked 
don't google "80 french men"
shit couldn't happen anywhere in the western world outside of france
If you have a blue name on Twitter you probably are a pedophile
Foucault who publicly refused also said that laws are fake 
whenever people say shit like this, I interpret it as an invitation to murder them
he died of aids anyways
nvm
don't want that blood on me
the main thing preventing me from committing hate crimes
In other news, am I the only one that thinks Ed Sheeran is a decent musician despite not actually liking his work?
well thats how i feel
i hate his shit but hes good to people who like that stuff
He was an amazing extra in GoT 
i should eat an entire sicilian pizza
first machine has been set up it makes 4 lumber at a time instead of the manual method that only gives 1-3 lumber at a time
thats nice
that shit took forever to make finding zinc to make the shafts was annoying
i also get sawdust from it too which allows me to make small amounts of paper which ill bother with later
Create is pretty cool, would recommend to get the Engineer's Goggles if you don't have them already, that way you can figure out where the issue is if there's too much stress on a shaft for example
well i dident focus on making this until about the final hour of getting around to it
i was already collecting the zinc to make brass and ive been getting andesite from sluiceing my ores
the real time taker part of it is you need 2 wrought iron ingots which require you to go through copper and bronze ages first (unless you got lucky like me and found a village that just had a bunch of ingots of wrought iron laying around)
pretty close to getting blackpowder guns too
though i wanna set up a bloomery before i do anymore iron shit
oh fuck yeah
but damn cool shit
you can get a blunderbuss as early as bronze age since it uses brass instead of iron for its barrel and such
my dog is a king charles cocker spaniel mix with a beagle
very intelligent
they have Grinch Feet too
Wtf samanta gae?????
i also discovered that "the ultimate car mod" is in hardrock 4 too
so i can recreate hunting in africa with a jeep and a gun
you would think that making gunpowder would be difficult in a mod like this but no its just as simple as crushing up the needed materiels into a powder and putting them in a crafting table
ah yes, the gizmo
oh wonderful i can make wooden hoppers
Get yourself an elephant rifle king and go get some ivory
at some point yea
i wanna hunt hippos first though fuck those hippos annoying bastards
They cuties
gonna need some gold for that
actually i found a gold deposit a while ago
i just need the glass i havent set up any glassmaking yet
ok game crashed out of nowhere
thats the first time its done that
this iron saber is so good
perfectly forged 2 hits bears and large cats
Nitro express goes right through there skulls I have a video somewhere
It's crazy cause you can shoot it mid charge and it just drops
hippos have 60 HP so im gonna need to do a couple shots on a hippo but it beats being killed everytime i so much as go 100 blocks near one
Good morning
go back to sleep
how about I fuck you instead?
we'll hold hands and walk through the park
i do not consent
then i'll fuck you in the ass
your consent is not among my concerns
I'm doing osaka's work
serving osaka, when done correctly, is a chore like any other
what if instead of brainfart, it was called freakfart

crazy shit
my iron saber does 4.5 damage with 1.6 attack speed
this is a straight upgrade and it can shoot
hold on, if thats a saber from spartan weaponry it does 9 damage
unless they have a chestplate
so really its weaker than your saber damage wise, but has more range
oh yea i forgot the chest bonus
ok but like 1 less damage in exchange for faster hitting AND it shoots a bullet
sure ig
idk i just like the feel of sabers
esp with the dynamic surroundings mod
(thats the mod RLcraft uses for sounds)
i mean i cant use a shield if im using the musket with bayonet so ill still keep it on me for when i need to use a shield
shields are really useful especially since alot of the predator animals 1-2 shot you
i should install one of those civilization mods and make my own village
fairly short mining trip lands me 32.8 iron ingots
ive got like 15 different iron veins marked as well so ive got basically infinite iron now
17*
Going nonverbal at the function cus my dialog options have been exhausted
you said that yesterday
idiot
Yeah idiot my dialog is exhausted so imma just repeat
any news from the other provinces?
Gotta come back when i get to the next part of my quest
have you heard of the high elves?
Smh
it took a sec to notice the dialog selector
here ill help
i even drew you a little image on the compass
its like those helicopters in dune

I wonder if we will have relic by then
i hope we have a irl consul
A what
the true citizen appreciates the comforts of new york city, but uses discretion.
the guy who ran city 17 in hl2 beta
before he was replace with breen
Oh, yeah
Thats not even unrealistisc
the true citizen does not waste nor polute oxygen.
Theres still time to Experiment on people
irl overwatch
To get combine soldiers
And tren
pick up that can
half life 4
Americans : Communism kept countries together!!!!
Communism : telling on your neighbour to secret police for bringing 2 cooking oil bottles instead of 1
ironically communism is what kept us together
"bUt tHAt wAsnT reAl ComMunisM!!!1!11
EMP tumblr servers
Damn you Carl Mark
I see AI being used for helping me review my email drafts
I dunno about art though, theres a whole abyss of grey details
Humans, because someone typed in that prompt
yes me
i have diarrhea yesterday
damn hope your ob/gyn can fix it
Literally this, which is the issue with AI:
its fact. if a absolute is universally true, concepts derive meaning and identity by differentiation. if a property is truly absolute then there is no contrasting concept for it. without contrast a concept loses functional meaning, ie. if everything is positive then positive becomes functionally meaningless. so if something is absolute in totality it isnt distinguishable or conceptually meaningful anymore, and so existance of absolutes contradicts necessary conditions for its own identification by differentiation as an absolute making their existance logically incoherent
made a prospecting pick and within 1 day of having it ive already found another 6 iron deposits
3 gypsum deposits
and 2 bismuth deposits
heh. knew it would be too true for you non sigmas. guess again i win and im the single smart person alive.
1 me 0 world
heh.
hvala vam
Define absolute?
funniest shit lol
that hurt to watch
jesus
why do i feel like they gave fucking george washingtons corpse a controller and said go for it
you got this dawg, you shot the redcoats now shoot the demons
i just remembered the cuphead journalist gameplay
huh?
full fucking movie not even joking
send link
i just found it in my recommendations
shit, at least george could hit a redcoat and get shit done. this mf here is like brian clyde
u have it in dms
becuse people are butthurt about piritain and shit like that
this is like asking stevie wonder to shoot a dude thats 20 feet away with a spraycan sks
Piritain
i wake up 20 mins ago leave me alone
da
I do actually like this word
cwoffe
yeah its the best shit to ever come from my comfort streamer
a screaming australian playing dayz, good times
australian streamer playing dayz?!
send me that guy twitch rn
i need to watch ´him
i did as the first presup
if you want formal logic
E(...) = existance
E(x) and E(y) as presups
x = y → x ≡ y and equally y = x → y ≡ x
more so absolute is meaning that x ≡ y, to make it less ambiguous you could use
□(x = y) → x ≡ y
but its more symbols and shit to confuse than just simple "x ≡ y"
not online rn
SEND
but i can sure
well i think burntpeanut is peak so let me see about this
love that guy but damn his neighbours must be pissed off
ben doesnt have neighbors and his voice often goes
Oh I get what he's referencing 
hes lost his voice too many times
oh sweet
hahahah thats dedication ngl
a literal 5 year old child did it faster than Dean Takahashi
i think that was his name
@tidal trellis
that guy had like 20 years of gaming journalism experience at that point
20 years of gooning his peanitz
sheeeeeesh
at work
STOP USING THOSE GIFS
do you know why youre black
Thank you this makes sense now, yeah I agree france SHOULD not be part of the map
because god loved me more than you?

no no, im white as shit for clarity
very glad to hear youre coming around to it
you just reminded me of a mod for HD2 i got lol
Play it cool!
one of the voicelines for throwing a grenade is "Whatever, Go my scarab"
pretty funny when youre bombing a bug
yes
well
until you spend 300 hours on it, then a break
need a break after a bit, and friends help, too bad i got none
just do what everyone does and make up that you had friends but killed them all in lore or some shit
well i could always ask the kinda people in #🤖🐛🦑helldivers
and they would play with me, but that means social interaction
fuck that
bro wut? no one does that afaik
never heard of it at least
no id sooner throw myself off a cliff than roleplay
unless its really fun roleplay, which only happens rarely for me to be interested
and usually in dayz if at all
i do
i just yap a lot
Tarkov players be like
The average american when he goes to school
shut up slimy cunt
hi xal
what u doing this sunday
when u finish college
your mother

this summer i have like law practice
and im probably gonna be workmaxxing
and dieting

oh it's sunday
Fatrider?
@narrow lotus
im thnking of what to play with controller from couch
maybe the shadows of mordor games?
tarkov
your mother
or maybe even gta 5
the original metro 2033
gears of war
arent we still making ai will smith eat pisketti?
yes
yeah but it still makes you get a second take
im not clicking on ts bruh 🥀
EW WTF IS THAT
TOTALLY TWU youtoobs
The cum squad
a bunch of seamen
russian politics? amurrican politics? geopolitics?
Challenge: Don’t talk about politics in Brainfart (impossible)
Morrowind has spears, instantly better than skyrim
but i didnt

fuck u
you're poltical by nature of just existing
just a bunch of helldivers walking, nothing special.
Side note: I saw people asking who made this, I just want to clarify that this is not a repost, Oni Punch is my user name on different platforms and I created this video. I'm glad everyone liked it tysm! ~
#helldivers2 #videogames #helldivers #drliveseywalking #drliveseymeme #walking
misappropriation of mexican cuisine
i was kidding please shut the fuck up
clean boi
Have you actually had one?
no
sharpy
Meeeeow
we dont have taco bell in russia
SHARPY
I've only had the breakfast crunchwrap
so he hasn't experienced shitting the tolilet at mach fuck 3.4
I know he's from Greater Mongolia ok
it's not the same you jackass
there's a different texture and feeling to it
the pain is different too
I'm not actually lactose tolerant so I have regularly put myself through the shitting experience without actually going to taco bell
damn
I am slightly
< still eats a fuckton of cheese and coffee with milk
lactose racists smh
What the fuck
?
idk why I even have this
I forgor
and a funny drawing of a cow
I think I originally saved it for use in bullying Flop
Художественный фильм "Спиздили"
oh wait no it was back when boykisser was being posted
how would one latinize this cheese's name 
exactly what I meant with the gif
the movie Snatch is translated as "большой куш" in Russian
or, alternatively, jackpot and such
so I guess that cow is a criminal
which would make sense, it's a russian cow
you shut the fuck up or I'll tell your milf you've been naughty and you won't get to be the small spoon tonight
do it then bitch
🙂
😄
head cheese?
"late 1930s" I wonder what it couldve been used for 
no it's a regular ass cheese
oh hey they still sell it
smug bastard
where are the arms*?
right above the name?
ain't those suppose to be ears?
I am confused
????????
Nurgle responded with this gem
amputated smug cow cheese?
vile
no he's hanging over a bar
oh
bitch I though the smug bastard was SITTING ON THE CHEESE ALRIGHT
FUCK
GOD
i love when my brother keeps his discord account logged on my pc 
this is why mom left us
you must always drink water under someone's supervision
i mean the water here is thick (mineral rich, too much actually)
"ah yes we have to eat it with a fork because of how rich it is"
ganges river mf
lol
the one of the left

what the fuck man
I've literally quoted something from this movie IRL yesterday night, this shit cannot be a coincidence
hi falco
It isn't
the flop cow is named after a movie?
inb4 it actually is 🤓
It isn't that much popular/well known today
?????
you can't be serious
surely you've watched snatch blur
oi brazilian have you watched snatch
and you too
Never heard of it
you're joking
@arctic pawn oil up
I've watched like 10 movies in my life and even I saw snatch
snatch is russiancoded
@coarse bear why none of this animals saw snatch
because its old and kinda generic
nope, not a movie person
😐
I know of it
seen snippets perhaps
did I retain any parts of the movie to reference; No i haven't
the humor is not for most, nor is it something I would bother watching
here in a nutshell
Hilarious
@azure edge (sweetbuns23) has been banned for reason: Z touting child begone
wait, Snatch (2000) right?
This is the work of an enemy stand
good movie
this is not the one i remember
biggie smalls in the back
two people seen the movie eat my ass
still, very surprised it's actually so few
I guess jason statham-core is indeed only for slavs and criminals
“Everywhere I look. I’m reminded of her.”
I absolutely hate both statham and all those criminal thriller shit but I had no choice
they indoctrinate you like that here
every time I say I haven't watched ALL the classic criminal russian movies, people give me a stink eye
i mean i haven't watched most classic movies period
hi buzzy hi yoyo
jason statham is like the rock but not retarded and annoying
and also he doesnt pump steroids
i remember watching the mechanic with my mom
my dumbass thought it was a movie about cars
no hes like the rock but he doesnt whine about always having to win fights or whatever the fuck it was
he can't whine
he has to be frowning and mysteriously silent to fit in the rough criminal image
busy is just jealous cause jason embrassed being bald
jason just plays the same character in every movie hes in but like
The movie called the mechanic isnt about cars?
it doesnt get that old
yes it's about being a hitman
he's the same action hero but theyre different enough
Should’ve called it the hitman
jason statham is the rob schenider of action movies
of all soulless I play myself in every movie actors, I like vin diesel the most
he's a funny guy
famly
jason statham is the... mechanic
also the riddick saga is hilarious
Remember when the Rock was in black adam and he tried to hype up that mid movie as if it was some kind of reinescance for dc movies
what's that one movie where he is a navy seal baby sitting kids
oh my god
I would rather watch every single fast and furious movie
it's pure cinema
@idle veldt heyyy big guy :3
Fast and Furious used to be about street racing
Now its whatever generic action movie plot with hyper cars shoved in
f & f died after 4
new f&f is kinda peak
its like uhh
new jurassic park tier i think
all cgi all action no plot
looking at properties in the big city and i saw this
Ok but new new Jurassic park is cancer
Cgi slop then
its still got some decent uhhh
practical stuff
iirc the new movie had a giant sea mine rolling around italy and that was mostly practical
tiny town in the middle of nowhere has a 3 bedroom house going for 195 a week
@narrow lotus had a nice dream where ukraine was greener
Now back to depression gray filter
Shining zone
tasmania has a 42 Ha plot of land looking for offers over 130k
what about
lever action drum mag
Someone made a bullpup belt-fed lever action
not ar style drum mag either, massive sks drum style
I want to see an actual lever action fed from P90 mags. Call it the Space Cowboy
Gamble for monsters
bolt action x39 kek
did u know the white flag was actually the french flag during medieval times
now i do
and surrending armies would hold up the french flag to declare their surrender to french armies
yeah.... well
suffering from success
overall funny meme 7/10
we should abuse this

Can confirm, people are the weakest part of any security system
@glad carbon 
Inspiring
cry about it wintercel, we're summerpilled in this house
i love this augment because it completely disregards the existence of spring
Summepilled chad thinks his dark skin is just a tan, no you are just black.
yea but thats not summer or winter ey
he says as theres a fan blowing wind directly at him not even a couple meters away
they be talking about the best session like spring isnt real
its not bro
you expect me to believe the trees just change their color because of some earth tilt? be for real man
seasons dont exist obviously
real
wintercels be seething like they don't have to sit next to a fireplace the whole season lest they freeze into an ice cube
i rather sweat than freeze
New nickname: Fishman
wintercels have to wear 6 layers of clothing just to go outside
all i need is like, a bit of shade from the sun (abundant)
wintards when they go to the beach and it's frozen
i like summer
wintercucks when the only place they can go on vacation is some wendigo infested murder death mountains
when i have somewhere to swim
if im staying home and i dont have a pool its ass
summer is cool when you go to camp, to a waterfall or some shit
i like the winter when im home
sipping hot chocolate
on my blanket
playing awesome games like fall of avalon
feels like devs read my mind while i was searching for skyrim mods
There will be a bald man with a gun in a suit at your door tonight for continueing the end of story not being the end
Goodbye Steph
damn
that's bananas
Winter means needing to snowblow and snow shovel, and getting the bottom half of my car eroded with salt
you stay at home at the worst time to stay at home
and work through the worst time to be outside

if i put winter and summer in the balance
i think winter is better
cuz i mostly stay at home
Hasan Piker was temp banned on twitch
for terrorism related things again
god bless

surely it will be longer than a day like last time
Acting like he wont be back saying the same shit tomorrow
Unbanned in 6 hrs streaming again tomorrow
last time he got banned for calling on his fans to kill a sitting US senator and got banned coincidentally for 1 day, on the day he said he won't stream

it's crazy i literally have to say "banned again for terrorism-related stuff"
i have never played a devil may cry game in my life
is it worth it
what do you mean by filtered
skill issue
1 3 4 and the reboot are worth
skip 2
you get all first 3 with the hd collection
@arctic pawn rip

someone told me people in porn dont actually love each other is this true?
surely it isnt
bro thats like saying santa isn't real

but he's real..
sometimes they do
there's some cringe ass porn on efukt
where the girl started to repeat i love you to the dude until she started to cry
bro stopped and didnt even knew how to react
when there is love in porn starts to get cringe i guess
?
lol
i took a screenshot 1 pixel wide and got curious
wonder if i could set up a macro of some kind to spam as much of em as possible within the 1 minute timeframe
incredible
_ _
that sounds like the ban speedrun

if it was staged, it was a very damn well acting
i got a grand total of 160 bucks to my name so i wont be able to get it
No that is false they love each other

when the porn is kino 
Gotta make a tshirt out of it
Ban speedrun
the jack black sex scene was awesome

8 minutes since incident 0
if the mods were cops that domestic abuse call would of turned into a homicide by now
You're welcome
Oh hey, double whammy
@glad ingot (panzerspahwagen.sd.kfz.234.4) has been muted for {5 days} for reason: Pirated Minecraft movie in 480p. -5d

oh no i'm going to die
i thought posting a whole ass movie was a bannable thing this is the first im seeing it being warned
what the fuck i was watching that
wait unironically what is the rule for this 
The reason he was banned because it was a shit movie.
Hey, I was watching that!
@paper schooner (deep_rock_numb_from_grind) has been muted for {5 days} for reason: I'm the Joker, baby! (pirated movie) -5d
NOOOO HE MADE LOW BITRATE COME OUT THE BACK OF HIS HEAD 
i'm the woker baby!
i didn do nuffin
"What do you get, when you cross a mentally ill brainfarter, with a society that abandons him and treats him like trash? I'll tell you what you get. You get what you fucking deserve!"
A funny lil clown

why do i keep getting these fucking neil de grass shorts
get the fuck outta my feed
chicken jockey
Hiii @coarse bear
Aww winky
He looks kinda fucked up
he has dwarfism
but he's a perfect little boy
:)
where's my movie, i was just getting popcorn
guys we should kill that guy dry just muted
Ok I’m with you
because he has a hololive server linked to his account and the tag for it is "cuny"
oh i think we should kill him
isn't that like a pedophile term

technically no but its really only used by twitter pedos now
takes one to know one kind of deal?

no matter the leadership we know who controls twitter in reality

no you just kinda see them popup every now and then in posts that are like "wow look at this weird twitter freak"
what would hitlercunnyrapist think of such a thing i wonder
Isn't that like... Every twitter user ever?
uhhh
always was
yes

if you use twitterr you belong on a cross
some twitter users are alright
by the way renaming twitter to fucking X is like THE WORST rebrand of ALL TIME
search this up on twitter theres hundreds of people with this name
posting silly cats or whatnot
that one time people bullied jinx the cat into disappearing off the internet
cause jschlatt was affiliated
what
what did jschlatt have to do with a cat
retard
liked it and sent it a plushie
it works fine
that cats been wiped off the face of the earth by that league of legends thing
ok and ?
wasnt the thing with jschlatt about a dog
i have no fucking clue
You use Twitter, you garbage
You use Reddit, you garbage
You use Discord, you garbage
It's pretty fucking simple fellas
Same goes for Tumblr and every other platform
thats it
i like reddit for the subreddits that arent circlejerk political takes
snafu my beloved
reddit is good for troubleshooting
rest is profound metal retardation
Do NOT use Social Media in any way or form
Don't even think about connecting with people
i once forgot league of legends was a thing and wanted to look up the silly cat and unironically without a second thought typed "jinx feet" into my search bar
or like "jinx cat feet"
i was not the same man after

the people will never forgive schlongus for what he did in 1999
Me? I'm willingly exposing myself to the retardation...
But with all things in life, it's the amount that makes the poison
look at this idiot
no braincells
RARE jinx the cat kitten picture

rare collectible item
ive never seen that one even
is this real ?
probably but theres no way itd be that loud
DO NOT
i think its just like shitpost uhhh
sonic stuff
WHY
if i saw it everyone should
ok
@shell venture hi youyou
hi
That’s some bare ass
hi robert
Hi hi
dammit man that was my only chance to watch that slop
chicken jockey
Chicken jockey

Wub
RARGHHHH TARKOV MENTIONED
The Collector quest in Escape from Tarkov is a challenging endgame task given by the trader Fence, aimed at players pursuing the Kappa Secure Container, a highly coveted 12-slot secure container. It requires significant progression and dedication, as it becomes available only after completing most of the game's quests. Below is a detailed description of the quest based on available information:
Quest Details
Unlock Requirements:
You must complete nearly all other quests in the game (with some exceptions, as not every single quest is required).
Previously, there was a level requirement (e.g., level 48 or higher, though earlier patches required up to level 62, later reduced to 55). As of patch 0.13.5, the level requirement was removed, making it accessible once the prerequisite quests are completed.
The quest is part of the progression toward unlocking the Kappa container, a significant milestone for dedicated players.
Objectives:
The primary objective is to find and hand over 36 unique streamer items in raid. These items are specific, rare collectibles tied to real-world streamers or content creators and cannot be purchased from the flea market or traders—they must be found in raids.
Examples of items include:
Doc's vest, which has fixed spawn locations on the Streets of Tarkov map, such as playgrounds, schools, or the daycare room at Concordia.
Other items vary in rarity and spawn locations across maps like Interchange, Woods, Customs, and more, requiring players to explore specific areas or loot containers like jackets, duffle bags, or hidden stashes.
As of recent updates (e.g., post-2024 wipe), three additional items were added to the list of required items, increasing the total to 36. Players are advised to avoid accidentally selling these items.
Challenges:
The quest is described as a "hardcore scavenger hunt" due to the rarity of the items and the need to find them in raids, which can take hundreds of hours.

chicken jockey
standard acc as well










