🎪bruh-fart

[broken topaz]

I was in combat

[slim osprey]

Yes I'm very much alive still

[broken topaz]

In the military

Omg

Cripple

I mean

Cropol

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-hi-bestie-best-friend-gif-3617704109491119183

[slim osprey]

Hi Cori, hi Bruno

[heady crow]

i cant believe this

how are you??

[fluid heron]

bro was cripple in combat in cropol

[slim osprey]

Give me a min I just came out the shower

[river zealot]

Catch 22

[broken topaz]

No i was in combat in some desert shit hole

When somebody took a hit

[heady crow]

[broken topaz]

And i turned into a bloodlusting rampaging maniac

For what felt like 2 days

Just slaughtering civvies

And anything really

[river zealot]

Oh hey its @eager igloo

[heady crow]

thats a crazy ass nightmare to have during one hour of sleep wtf

[sage pond]

https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-omni-man-are-you-sure-are-you-sure-invincible-gif-3935116808772397515

[broken topaz]

I just remember at the end being completely covered in blood, guts, cuts and shit

Well not shit

You know what i mean

"and so on"

And then just waking up

With only an hour having passed

[sage pond]

what

[broken topaz]

:c

[prime zenith]

:l

[heady crow]

im sorry to hear all that :(, has it bothered you during the day?

[placid sail]

mfs are going to go through a simulated ptsd experience over ever fixing their fucking sleep schedule

[broken topaz]

A dream i had last night

[heady crow]

hopefully oull be able to sleep this night since youre tired :3

[broken topaz]

Nah, i just eanna sleep

[broken topaz]

I literally said i am not

And can't sleep

[heady crow]

oh still?

[broken topaz]

😭

[heady crow]

didnt catch that

https://tenor.com/view/sad-sorry-im-sorry-stitch-apologetic-gif-17669790902581588779

[broken topaz]

Im super wide awake

[fluid heron]

idk most of my dreams end im me beating someone to death

[sage pond]

hello super wide awake

[broken topaz]

I remember one dream i remember very vividly to this day

[prime zenith]

Are you holding a lot of anger in your heart

[heady crow]

you wanna do something then? Watch What We Do in the Shadows?

[river zealot]

@heady crow I really feel like drinking 2 monsters tommorow back to back and finishing all my school debts

[fluid heron]

of course

[broken topaz]

Was my then partner being crucified and violently stabbed

[river zealot]

You think thats safe?

[fluid heron]

but most of the time i dont even initiate it in my dreams

[broken topaz]

By ceasars legion

[heady crow]

wait till the last evening

[fluid heron]

im just getting into fights and they dont give up

[heady crow]

thats what i did

went to sleep at 4am and stressed that my teachers would sign off on the work during the day

[broken topaz]

I got appointments in the morning, so i gotta atleast pretend to try to sleep

[fluid heron]

my last dream i was in the dying light world running from volatiles i havent played dying light in 3 years

dont know why the fuck i dreamed about it

[slim osprey]

@heady crow I'm doing not bad, basically the same as ever

[broken topaz]

Fun

[slim osprey]

Hbu bro?

[prime zenith]

Did the music kick in

[broken topaz]

Ive never been in the military, and yet i have dreamt about being in a warzone dying horribly many times

[river zealot]

The last evening was 2 weeks ago

[heady crow]

am alright, trying to enjoy life after my service. Just kinda waiting for my studies to start and considering what i actually wanna do

[paper schooner]

[river zealot]

I have a month worth of shit

Some of it probably expired already and I will get fucked later

[slim osprey]

How was the military?

[prime zenith]

I had one nightmare that almost took a toll on me lmao

[broken topaz]

Just become a housewife

[fluid heron]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCuBalItZA8

yeah this one cuz i was talkinga bout it last night

[slim osprey]

Chronic nightmare enjoyer bestie

[broken topaz]

We love it

[heady crow]

start was rough but it was great when i got familiar with everything. Especially since i got assigned to something interesting

[broken topaz]

Maybe ill tell my therapist tomorrow

[stoic girder]

Generally i dont think people are lazy, i think they are just lost.

[prime zenith]

[river zealot]

Having nightmates all the time id overall kinda bad

[slim osprey]

Glad you enjoyed it

[river zealot]

Tbh I'm fucking lazy

[slim osprey]

What did you get assigned to?

[river zealot]

Im in a shitty spot rn cause of it

Have a lot of work

[broken topaz]

I mean ye probably

[heady crow]

i was a tank gunner

[stoic girder]

You are just lost

laziness is a symptom

[prime zenith]

Majority of my nightmares is from sleeping twice in a day

[heady crow]

wish i could go back but it is what it is, considering a peacekeeping tour after one year of studies since i wanna change cities anyways

[river zealot]

Im kinda stuck rn you know

Until i get to what I actually want to do it will be at least a year

[broken topaz]

Bro gets to sleep twice a day??

Crazy

[prime zenith]

no like nap

[fluid heron]

that volatile dream was like 30 minutes ago too

[slim osprey]

Hell yeah that does sound very fun

[prime zenith]

then sleep at night

[river zealot]

For now i just have to push thru this and my laziness doesnt help

[broken topaz]

Are we your safe space?

Its okay

No volatiles here

[fluid heron]

no im listening to tame impala and playing kenshi

[broken topaz]

Fair enough

Love kenshi

[prime zenith]

blud listening and playing peak

Wow

[slim osprey]

Fair enough, I've been trying to figure out what it is I want to do in life, kinda hopping from career to career without getting much done tbh

[fluid heron]

I DID IT FOR LOVE

[broken topaz]

Real

[broken topaz]

I might just become a housewife

So

Brüno

Get rich

[slim osprey]

Lucky you

[broken topaz]

Chop chop

[fluid heron]

need a deranged woman to make me miserable fr

[heady crow]

yeah sounds rough, just kinda aimlessly going around life? Hows the girlfriends anyways

[slim osprey]

Do not fall for deranged women, they will break you

[heady crow]

listen, id get 4k a month from peacekeeping

i could wire you the money idk

[fluid heron]

thats been every past relationship

[slim osprey]

Back to the single life for about a year now

[fluid heron]

i attract deranged women

[broken topaz]

I can kinda cook and also poorly play the guitar to serenade you

And am deranged

[fluid heron]

i can cook so seems like youll just be deranged and playing the guitar

[heady crow]

ah so nothings a constant i suppose, does the current career seem like something youll stick with?

[broken topaz]

That works for me

[fluid heron]

lmao

[broken topaz]

I can also pay my share of the rent

[heady crow]

i assume kinda risky to start studying something either

[broken topaz]

You gotta know what you want before studying

Otherwise its miserable

[slim osprey]

Not all that risky, I have means to keep myself afloat without much work

[broken topaz]

Or hop around between majors a bunch

[keen jetty]

no pain no gain 💪💪💪

[broken topaz]

If youge got money and time to burn

[fluid heron]

got expelled from my highschool and had like a 0.4 gpa

education is not for me

[heady crow]

im ready for another human to ruin me

[broken topaz]

Yea my unmedicated ADHD doesnt fare well in academia

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/rocky-me-mick-cut-beat-gif-20797143

[slim osprey]

More like "all pain no gain"

[keen jetty]

they told me I'd have to be held back and do senior year twice and I just dropped out lmao

[fluid heron]

i was going to but they didnt end up holding me back

[heady crow]

i hope something interesting comes your way, good to have that security net though

[keen jetty]

got my GED and just gonna try and go to some bummy community college next year methinks

[fluid heron]

they switched my shit to all online where I actually learned the material

[heady crow]

@broken topaz

[broken topaz]

You

[slim osprey]

At this point I'll just stick with things and hope to get a decent job

[fluid heron]

at this point ima just start trapping meth

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/billy-herrington-gif-22770755

[broken topaz]

Ive done the whole selling drugs thing

Not worth the anxiety

[slim osprey]

Yeah it ain't worth it

[keen jetty]

I've had buddies that used to do that they didn't give glowing reviews either lel

[heady crow]

good luck with it all then, at some point something has to stick right?

[heady crow]

idk tomb seemed to be chill at it

[broken topaz]

Travelling with like 5k worth of product in your backpack to sell it to sone sketchy dude wholesale

Is a diff level

[fluid heron]

ive been constantly applying in shit i wanna do and ive gotten nothing back

for the past 2 months

[slim osprey]

Rn I'm studying to become a pharmacist, with a little luck I'll be graduating by the end of the year

[river zealot]

Fuck it

[slim osprey]

After that I just gotta land a job

[river zealot]

We are overdosing on caffeine tommorow

[broken topaz]

Internet estrogen supplier

[heady crow]

oh wtf then yeah wtf

[river zealot]

Gn chat

[heady crow]

gn artjom

[slim osprey]

Hold on a moment

[heady crow]

good luck at the bone doctor

[slim osprey]

I just got an idea

[fluid heron]

gn have a horrific nightmare

[slim osprey]

I'll make my very own trans puppy girl care center

[broken topaz]

There's alot of people out there willing to pay lots for homegrown hormones

[slim osprey]

And then I'll pick my wife from the bunch

[fluid heron]

https://tenor.com/view/guardians-of-the-galaxy-guardians-of-the-galaxy2-peter-quill-star-lord-star-lord-what-gif-24549462

[heady crow]

i mean you can prolly peddle estrogen from your future work

[broken topaz]

Cropol you forget where you are

Talk like this gets you lynched

[heady crow]

leave them out like a trail leading to a trap

[slim osprey]

Don't care

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/candy-candy-trail-p-iece-of-candy-gif-5016759

[slim osprey]

Mfs wish they were me

[heady crow]

many such cases

[broken topaz]

I think ive given up completely on academia

Im gonna follow in the footsteps of my idol

Kurt cobain

[heady crow]

dollar store manager job incoming?

[heady crow]

NOOO

[slim osprey]

Oh no

[heady crow]

dont do that bestie

[stoic girder]

academia is cancer

[heady crow]

you are genuenly too sexy to kill yourself

[fluid heron]

fridge too full of beer guess this is how im gonna hydrate

[broken topaz]

I got one year to become a superstar and kill myself

[broken topaz]

Time to grind

[heady crow]

just beacause youre a superstar in my eyes does not mean you can do that

[broken topaz]

Okay grandpa

[heady crow]

atleast come to finland and meet me and santeri first 🙄

[broken topaz]

Nah I won't

Dw

I do have to come to finland first

So true

[heady crow]

thats the least you can do after being too busy with studies when i was over there

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/moira-rose-schitts-creek-exactly-my-point-duh-gif-16643347237279393973

[fluid heron]

drinking a whiteclaw 40 minutes after sleeping 10 hours being unemployed rocks

[slim osprey]

Is stuff like this still allowed here?

[broken topaz]

Guhhh

This is a me type post

[slim osprey]

Twins

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/the-daily-show-jon-stewart-i-wish-wish-wishing-gif-4204955

[broken topaz]

Aint no laws when youre drinking claws

[fluid heron]

trying to become employed aint working out

[heady crow]

me and who

[stoic girder]

[fluid heron]

https://tenor.com/view/white-claw-the-claw-toy-story-clawwww-gif-14432446

[broken topaz]

Haiii

[heady crow]

hiii :33

[slim osprey]

Y'all got room for one more?

[broken topaz]

:3

[heady crow]

theres always room for the cross continent polycule

[slim osprey]

Hell yeah

[fluid heron]

need to get tickets for the ufc fight coming to atlanta

[heady crow]

or you could spend it on beer and watch it on streaming without paying

[broken topaz]

Why does he look like anthony fantano

Before he went bald

[fluid heron]

going with the boys

[heady crow]

he sort of sounds like it too

[broken topaz]

Right???

[slim osprey]

Dude I wish I could go for a beer rn

[heady crow]

alternative universe fantano

[broken topaz]

Whats stopping you

[heady crow]

same but im working tomorrow

[narrow lotus]

young man

[heady crow]

thankfully friday is a holy day 🙏

[fluid heron]

im too young to get hungover

[slim osprey]

It is currently raining and I don't want to get wet

• I'm tired

[fluid heron]

i used to drink 8 beers off of work and smoke 4 grams

and do it again the next dayt

[river zealot]

Maaaaate

[heady crow]

go to sleep

https://tenor.com/view/good-night-kinoplex-kinoplex-billy-gachi-gif-24531195

[river zealot]

@stone blade

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/it's-just-so-nice-bradley-hall-it's-extremely-pleasant-it's-absolutely-lovely-gif-12150749502894637763

[slim osprey]

Me on the right

[heady crow]

actually real

youve gotten more mass last time we talked right?

[slim osprey]

I actually need to get back in the gym

[slim osprey]

Going up in weight and getting bigger is hard man but at least I was getting stronger

Especially the squats

[fluid heron]

i need to get back to my old physique but kenshi beckons

[broken topaz]

I need to gain muscle but recently everytime i eat i feel sick

So i cant eat enough

[fluid heron]

i used to squat like 3 times my body weight

[slim osprey]

Monday, 8AM, only person in the gym, doing sets of squats 15 reps minimum

[heady crow]

yeah its a bitch, but consistency is king. Im trying to recover after being 73kg during my service. Rn up 10kilos

[slim osprey]

Man I miss that

[broken topaz]

3 times my body weight is under 180kg

I could squat that

[fluid heron]

i was like 140 back then

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-platz-gif-12666053550296173393

you know

nothing compares to squats

[fluid heron]

squats are just the best lift

[slim osprey]

Nothing like a free bb squat

[fluid heron]

my absolute favorite

it was leg day every day

[slim osprey]

The absolute dizziness after finishing a heavy squat too

Like touching heaven and being caressed by an angel

[fluid heron]

there was only one class i liked in school and that was weight training

[slim osprey]

Okay man don't call me out like that

[wraith osprey]

looks like someone lost the coin flip

[fluid heron]

and the only time I enjoyed a project in school was when we got to make a slideshow about anything and I made it about how the cia killed jfk

[broken topaz]

Targeted harassment

[fluid heron]

need a new job need to buy new guns

https://tenor.com/view/more-bullets-gif-17781749803592184394

[arctic pawn]

[arctic pawn]

he definetly need more boolets

[slim osprey]

On god (I don't remember the last time I talked here)

[fluid heron]

i need bigger weapons

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/its-been84years-titanic-rose-dawson-gif-5372593

and weve lost so many

[slim osprey]

Sure feels like it

[slim osprey]

Only two I remember are you and Cori

[fluid heron]

we have lost many and its all because of their choices

[heady crow]

im flattered, but not even pango?

[slim osprey]

Oh right I almost forgot about pango lol

Obligatory pango post

[heady crow]

😭

[broken topaz]

I only remember that he has a big ass

[slim osprey]

He does a fat booty

I'm jealous of his gf

[broken topaz]

Yooo i made it onto the tree

But so did aksel and .deutschland

[fluid heron]

i do not recognize an y of these people

[heady crow]

ahahahah .deutschland

[slim osprey]

All I remember about him is he was homosexual

[heady crow]

raging homosexual and homophobic at the same time

[slim osprey]

Oh so we can't say the g word still

[broken topaz]

Yea his bf was more annoying than him somehow

[heady crow]

oh he was here too?

[slim osprey]

Don't think I ever met his bf

[broken topaz]

He was here briefly

Also in other servers with Deutschland

[heady crow]

im still on his server

[fluid heron]

oh that dude

[broken topaz]

I played red dead online with deutschland once

[fluid heron]

he was kinda strange

[broken topaz]

But the mission bugged oht

And the game is shit

So

I stopped after like half an hour

[heady crow]

first mistake was playing red dead online

[broken topaz]

Yea

[heady crow]

fuck do you even do in it

[slim osprey]

Kidnap people on horses

[heady crow]

i sorta get gtav for messing around with friends but like

[broken topaz]

Apparently wait for mission timers to almost run out cause the longer you take the bigger the payout

For some missions

[heady crow]

thank you rockstar

[heady crow]

they better not delay gta6 with that 2026 ass launch date

[heady crow]

i mean

yeah thats fair

[slim osprey]

Gta 6 is gonna cost 100 dollars on launch I can feel it

Not like my pc would be able to run it anyways

[fluid heron]

https://tenor.com/view/sonic-devil-diabolique-evil-gif-9725651736562738158

[broken topaz]

My pc can now

But i also really dont care about gta6

[slim osprey]

Early squin farming my beloved

Too bad it gets stale really quick

[fluid heron]

yeah

ive been alt tabbed like most of the time

[slim osprey]

Waow can I go live with you?

[broken topaz]

Sure

[slim osprey]

Based

[broken topaz]

We can share it and my vr stuff

I dont play games much anymore anyway

[slim osprey]

I got past the early game boredom by just having two or three characters and having them travel around the map, even with shitty skills

[slim osprey]

I play a total of two games

[fluid heron]

just tryna get full high grade samurai armor get like 4 peopel with good combat and go make a base

and some weapoins

[fluid heron]

got someone weapon smith training

[broken topaz]

What games

[fluid heron]

mk 3 falling suns incoming

[slim osprey]

Limbus company and MH:World cause I can't play Wilds

[fluid heron]

what card

[slim osprey]

Card?

[fluid heron]

graphics card

[slim osprey]

Oh

gtx 1650

[fluid heron]

https://tenor.com/view/tbnvks-cooked-you're-cooked-gif-7004174267150951831

[heady crow]

oh

[broken topaz]

Damn

He had that ready

[slim osprey]

Yeah I know I need a new one

[heady crow]

cori send cropol your old card damn

[broken topaz]

Wdym

My old card is worse?

[fluid heron]

i can run refresh rate on mhwilds with a 3080

[broken topaz]

Actually prolly not

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-gif-18370552922777914358

[broken topaz]

1080 probably destroys a 1650

[slim osprey]

Thing is, in my country, graphic cards are even more expensive

[fluid heron]

holy shit i was not looking

[heady crow]

you could not have ran all that vrc esex with a card worse than a 1650

[slim osprey]

I ain't willing to drop a whole ass salary on a single card

[broken topaz]

I already promised it to someone else

[heady crow]

is buying from the usa not an option?

[fluid heron]

this graphics card was promised 3000 years ago

[slim osprey]

Buying from the USA ends up costing about the same with shipping costs and taxes

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/abbott-elementary-tragic-smh-what-a-shame-dreadful-gif-25350997

[broken topaz]

Doesnt amazon.de deliver to Turkey

[heady crow]

fuck your stupid south american life

[heady crow]

it delivers here 🤷‍♂️

bought a few iems

[broken topaz]

Fuck

[slim osprey]

If anything I'm counting on getting a job at a pharmacy or drug store or whatever after I finish studying

[broken topaz]

For some reason

I mixed up cropol

With someone else from turkey

Oopsie

[slim osprey]

That way I'd have way more money than I'd need

[heady crow]

who even is from turkey here

apart from that one 2 meter tall guy

[slim osprey]

How dare you

[broken topaz]

Not even someone from here lol

Im sorry

You guys have the same vibe

[slim osprey]

Comparing me to turks smh

WAOW

Okay Cori

[broken topaz]

Hes a chill turk

Hes a doctor

And very pretty

[heady crow]

im praying for your success, having a degree will prolly help though 😅

[broken topaz]

Hes like less sand person turk

[heady crow]

how fair skinned is he

[broken topaz]

More greek turk

[heady crow]

hmm

[slim osprey]

Nah degrees don't help much in my current economy

[heady crow]

really?

it really might be over

[slim osprey]

Yup

They hire your ass, keep you on "training" for like 3 months and then fire your ass without having to pay you much due to you not being an actual "worker"

[fluid heron]

why the fuck is my armor smith with 68 making shoddy grades

[slim osprey]

They still pay your salary for those 3 months but you can imagine what it does to someone's mental being hired knowing you'll get kicked in 3 months tops

[fluid heron]

now shes not

what the fuck

[slim osprey]

Install some lights

[fluid heron]

i forgot about that ngl

[heady crow]

yeah, no amount of security

[broken topaz]

My co worker got fired a week before the probationary period ended

[slim osprey]

And if nothing works I'm ready to become an OF model

[broken topaz]

And then they realized they fucked up because staff shortage

[heady crow]

the one who lost her mind over you?

[broken topaz]

And then she was hired back the ssme dsy

[slim osprey]

Type shit they do here

[broken topaz]

No the other one

[heady crow]

ohh ok

[broken topaz]

The one everyone thinks i bang on the regular

[heady crow]

ill be your first sub dw about it

[fluid heron]

first specialist grade

[broken topaz]

Shes basically my work wife

[slim osprey]

"See my balls only 5.99 a month" type shit

[heady crow]

😊

[heady crow]

yeah and its always off for 50%

[broken topaz]

Interesting offer

[slim osprey]

I'd give you both a free month tbh

Eh fuck it, free year

[broken topaz]

You're so real for that

Id pay though

I gotta support my homies

[deep topaz]

I'll pay to not see your balls

[broken topaz]

Excellent

See we're already making gains

[slim osprey]

This might be for me tbh

[heady crow]

just use OF as a crowdfunding app at this point. Have like monthly donation goals of seeing more body parts

[fluid heron]

cut them off

[heady crow]

40 dollars for the left ball and 80 for the right cheek and so on

[slim osprey]

Taking notes

[deep topaz]

i would be amazed if someone isn't already doing that

[fluid heron]

squing aint got no fucking power

taking up all of it

shits running at 2%

its training my armor smithing tho

[broken topaz]

Kinky

[slim osprey]

Indeed

[deep topaz]

some odd cougars out there

[broken topaz]

Im gonna need to save up a few grand somehow

So much shit i gotta pay for man

[fluid heron]

this shit sucks

[slim osprey]

Fr, everything is money

[deep topaz]

what is this

[fluid heron]

heavy armour smith

makes goated armor

requires power

no power at night

[deep topaz]

what game

[fluid heron]

kenshi

[deep topaz]

good old ball crushing sim

[broken topaz]

Yuh 200 per session for hair removal, several thousand for surgery, freezing and storing uhhhh swimmers

[fluid heron]

you arent wrong

[heady crow]

big things coming up 🗣️

[slim osprey]

Can I mix in some of my own?

[broken topaz]

I dont think thats a good idea

[heady crow]

throw me in too

[broken topaz]

I dont want to raise your kid later

[slim osprey]

Damn

[heady crow]

lets gamble whos itll be

[broken topaz]

Noooo

I hate gambling

[deep topaz]

hair removal?

[slim osprey]

I LOVE GAMBLING

[heady crow]

cori, you know i look more german than you anyways

[slim osprey]

I CAN'T STOP WINNING

[broken topaz]

You look fingolian

[heady crow]

WHAT

[deep topaz]

even when you lose you just gain a tax write off for your winnings

[ancient barn]

kek

[slim osprey]

So it'll just look german cause I'm argentinian

[deep topaz]

there is no losing

[heady crow]

ever researched your ancestry?

[slim osprey]

Yes actually

On my dad's side

[deep topaz]

they publicly released that hitler went and lived there

no more conspiracy theory

[broken topaz]

Nobody publically released that?

[deep topaz]

but why argentina

argentinian government

[slim osprey]

Argentina was fond of the nazis back then

[fluid heron]

pretty sure their president did

[slim osprey]

We literally supplied them during the war in exchange for them training our military

[broken topaz]

You mean the insane guy?

Who keeps lying?

Who has photos of shitty cosplay floating around?

[fluid heron]

[broken topaz]

Isnt that the guy

[slim osprey]

CAPTAIN ANCAP

[broken topaz]

Youre trusting on his hitler intel

[slim osprey]

[south crown]

Guys will jack black stare as strelok in the stalker movie?

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/milei-general-ancap-gif-7395720468380949822

[slim osprey]

That's my president right there

[deep topaz]

I'm sure argentina has some CIA equivalent agency that kept records

[slim osprey]

God this country is a fucking clown show

[heady crow]

@slim osprey nvm going through my pics especially when bloated i do have a bit of mongolian in me. My bad

its my uralic side showing

[broken topaz]

There were high-profile nazis in south america.. the mossad even illegally invaded atleast one country to get a nazi

But hitler died in germany

[slim osprey]

He should've suffered more tbh

Single bullet to the dome ain't enough

[broken topaz]

He looks so weird tbh

Like hes out of a different time

His hair is probably what does it

Fucking 80s ahh Style

[slim osprey]

His hair is very reminiscent of an 80s president from here

[heady crow]

thats what they want you to believe. History is narrated by the victors

[slim osprey]

Shitty pic but you can kind of see it

[heady crow]

is that not just him?

[stoic girder]

So funny that they include that message like they're waving their finger at you and it's like, holy shit you're telling the person they're high percentile.

[broken topaz]

Oh yee

[slim osprey]

Carlos Menem, some people consider him the best president this country has ever seen, some people consider him the worst

[long niche]

Sounds familiar 🇺🇸

[fluid epoch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1062617243789312051/1362190451167465563/VID_20250328000321.mov?ex=68017e37&is=68002cb7&hm=e7b2d10af2d81b3ce70789505707926403f33850fafcd90eb5e0ecfb8027db73&

[broken topaz]

Hope buddy rear ends a concrete wall

[long niche]

Saw someone do that the other day, was trying to do wheelies and he skid out and got smashed into a gaurd rail and died

[upper gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/aaaa-gif-22834278

[heady crow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/741945274901200897/1362185158618255360/ScreenRecording_04-16-2025_14-11-35_1.mov?ex=68017949&is=680027c9&hm=2dd2f7b8e13dc59cdc2164e54145b295bb351ff9228c41a94ec532d07c375ab3&

[upper gulch]

fire

[stoic girder]

this mf is one accident away from killing a family of 3

[ancient barn]

let him perish

[visual stirrup]

"invade" isn't the appropriate word
infiltrate

yeah, the eichmann trial was pretty good

fucker tried to pass off everything HE did as "just following orders"
and tried to claim that he never ordered his suboordinates to do the shit that israel had evidence of

[deep topaz]

infiltration is just covert invasion

[visual stirrup]

he was trying to protect himself from above and below

[long niche]

https://tenor.com/view/reddit-soylent-soy-soyface-nerd-gif-11917812235578842485

[pseudo sequoia]

Place them into the peeler to lose their weaknesses of flesh.

[heady crow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/778442718551867402/1361716612373151784/bafyreih6g5mn5ifcol2n7e4qrs6idealty35zqcux7z7vghnky26kjgpsu.mp4?ex=6801166b&is=67ffc4eb&hm=2358b7eb979fbfa5133b92165d3d4d4ed6f251f99112ab5ad4c42a01ec8bf87e&

[fluid heron]

i just made them high grade samurai armor

that might be the next step

get em all using fragment axes

[pseudo sequoia]

I always steal some limbs from Worlds end.

[fluid heron]

\

hell yeah

falling sun best heavy weapon

i need leather shirts tho and i cant find the bps

im prolly gonna run em to flats to get ancient science books

[fluid heron]

turning both of my crafters into martial artists cuz i think its funny

[fluid epoch]

Live Laugh Toaster bath

[upper gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-lovefool-metacord-runker-gif-20947994

[fluid heron]

https://tenor.com/view/pain-naruto-almighty-push-shinra-tensei-gif-10993150

this how my squad boutta pull up

[deep topaz]

unholy amount of people passing by the kitty without petting

[minor cypress]

Yeah i saw earlier, then ares lemme know it was saved

Imagine if doctors didn't have the DSM-V to agree on diagnosis criteria for diseases anymore. One hospital says you don't have strep, another says you do, and a 3rd says its cancer. Thats what was almost lost.

[deep topaz]

going to the hospital is already just a guessing game

go to 3 doctors and you'll get 3 different diagnoses if it isn't as simple as the common cold

[high wing]

is that was depression looks like

[minor cypress]

Yeah it was just the closest comparison i could think of

[stoic girder]

where is the fucking sauce

it might be the white shit

[minor cypress]

Don't tell me that sauce is all mayo

[stoic girder]

its cum

its too solid to be dill sauce

[upper gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/fallout-vault-13-overseer-fallout-1-water-chip-gif-7718772843195382759

[stoic girder]

its quark

[pastel quartz]

made my first victim so far

I think I will love this game

he was running for AGES

[silent pawn]

am i about to see someone die

[fluid epoch]

You will see master-level gooning

[silent pawn]

truly a grand master baiter in competitive jerkmate

[fluid epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/jerkmate-jerkmate-ranked-jerkmate-finals-gif-13947865487952475124

[heady crow]

i ate this a few days ago

[narrow sorrel]

son of Keldar?

[deep topaz]

it's probably honestly sour cream or a close cousin

[stoic girder]

inbred cousin of sour cream

[pastel quartz]

if there is ever a jojo's part 6 live action he better play pucci

[high wing]

Seer from apex

[deep topaz]

sour cream is actually super great with fish

it sounds gross but it's a perfect combo

[undone wave]

https://youtu.be/0UI6Rt3Tl0A?si=1uT9EWLHZ6ZZqp7M

[high wing]

He looks like a hot cheeto

[grizzled meadow]

Prepare yourself to spoiler whatever of this game, you either do it or you don't post anything in here

[arctic pawn]

[upper gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-pet-cat-cat-pet-cute-cat-gif-24810247

[high wing]

https://x.com/hourly_shitpost/status/1912540299458380239?t=ZNb9KKddGoDIyJ3lmzPqLg&s=19 @grizzled meadow

🕐HOURLY🕑 shitpost (@hourly_shitpost) on X

X · Apr 16, 2025, 4:15 PM

[upper gulch]

good lord theres venice

[primal rapids]

We are approaching critical levels of drip

[deep topaz]

crit drip

[high wing]

Can always use another gunner

Cant stand the jet boys

Always dying

[primal rapids]

I always take the perk that gives everyone who gets revived full health. One medkit and mortal wounds healed.

[high wing]

true i should get that

[primal rapids]

Well I should say I normally always take that perk, currently prestiging.

Also trying out the new inferno pistol, is pretty shit.

Basically only good for killing fodder enemies surrounding you, otherwise has absolute shit DPS and range

[high wing]

is this maxed out

or still early levels

[primal rapids]

Artificer grade on Substantial, so I should be doing decent damage.

Just tried Relic grade on Substantial, still shit, much less on Ruthless, Lethal, or Absolute.

I just don't see much of a point in it when now nearly every class can use the plasma pistol or heavy bolt pistol

[high wing]

yeah they need to stop releasing pistols

give us more rifles

[solar breach]

RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I LOVE GETTING NOTHING DONE

[primal rapids]

What's that, give Tactical three more rifles?

[high wing]

NO

HE HAS ENOUGH GUNS ALREADY

i hate playing tactical

[solar breach]

tatical bores me

like yeah hes good

but i could be one tapping or using a big hammer

[primal rapids]

I hate trying to level Tactical because I know for a fact that any time I join pubs there will probably already be a Tactical

[high wing]

i play bulwark sniper vanguard or heavy

[solar breach]

assault main proud useless cunt

[high wing]

or the teammates you have cant stay alive

[solar breach]

then sniper

then vang

[primal rapids]

I main heavy because heavy bolter goes BRRRRT

[high wing]

sniper is so easy

especially with my setup

headshots give me cloak back so fast

and i have quick rez if someone falls over

[primal rapids]

Heavy bolter with a competent Tactical teammate can absolutely nuke any boss

[solar breach]

the perk that just makes you go invis on a fatal wound is so fucking good

[high wing]

that one as well

i think i keep the one where i stay cloaked a few seconds after firing my gun

[primal rapids]

Bulwark is probably my least played class because basing my entire playstyle around parrying is boring to me

[solar breach]

i would play heavy bolter if i actually had good ammo management

[high wing]

i love it so much

ive survived hordes while my teammates watch

[solar breach]

bulwark is very fun

[high wing]

especially if you parry you drop a shock nade on the floor

helps alot

[solar breach]

especially when you have a teamate on mic with the perk that gives you full contested health

easiest health refills

[high wing]

yep

[primal rapids]

The trick is to use the heavy bolter specced towards accuracy.

Headshots on heavy bolter will fucking melt majoris

[high wing]

i usually drop my flag when someones gonnt execute

gonna*

[solar breach]

or i could do the exact opposite and its literally only effective on that one hive tyrant section

[primal rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/yeah-bwoi-grin-chef-gif-18525191

Also who the fuck would ever take heavy bolt rifle on heavy instead of the heavy bolter

Like what is the point

[high wing]

wait

you can use the heavy bolt rifle instead of the big guns now on him?

[primal rapids]

Yes

And it's garbage

[high wing]

ill have to look at this after work

and peeza

[primal rapids]

Because heavy bolt rifle is literally just a worse heavy bolter

What next, a melta instead of a multi-melta?

[high wing]

also

where the fuck are the shotguns?

[primal rapids]

ACKSHUALLY Astartes shotguns are only used by scout marines pushes up auspex scanner

Just fucking with you, we don't have a shotgun for the same reason we don't have a flamethrower. Because Saber has no idea how melta weapons actually work so now they're the shotguns.

Also Saber was really fucking lazy when adding the heavy bolt rifle to the Heavy

Like how the fuck do you fuck it up this badly

https://cunnyx.com/DeltyThe73rd/status/1912413654533771294

delty (@DeltyThe73rd)

I HATE THAT this is true for Gundam fans .....

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CunnyX · Apr 16, 2025, 7:52 AM

[high wing]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mM2w__7EgzU

welcome back deadspace

[primal rapids]

What the fuck is that helmet design though

Like, why

[high wing]

i love it

[idle veldt]

Looks interesting

[high wing]

mhm

[idle veldt]

I will not be playing it

[high wing]

what the

[idle veldt]

I don’t play non-sandbox games

[high wing]

i have to have variation

[idle veldt]

Strategy games

Sports games

[high wing]

sometimes sandbox is fun sometimes i want linear

no

[idle veldt]

But I tried to play dead space remaster

[high wing]

sports games have not been good for years

[idle veldt]

I didn’t finish it

[high wing]

i loved the remaster

[idle veldt]

Oh I emulate

It’s a great game

Just didn’t finish it

[primal rapids]

Speaking of Dead Space, I hope Dead Space 2 gets a remake like Dead Space 1 did.

[high wing]

god i hope so

[primal rapids]

Dead Space 3 can stay dead though, fuck Dead Space 3, all my homies hate Dead Space 3.

[idle veldt]

It should

[grizzled meadow]

This fucks

[grizzled meadow]

I don't think we'll get one

It's late but my memory is telling I've read something about it

Stuff like "they didn't made enough money to justify the need for the sequel"

[runic kernel]

Hi Falco Hi Gyrard Hi Hunter Dandy

[primal rapids]

That doesn't seem right. The DS1 remake was insanely popular at launch AFAIK

[grizzled meadow]

You AFAIK wrong

You don't remember that it was a shitty port (or whatever it is) as well

It still is for most of the world

Especially stutters

[idle veldt]

Yeah I looked it up

[shell venture]

@high wing malzeno molested me

i died in 2 seconds

[idle veldt]

Didn’t sell enough

[grizzled meadow]

Told you

[idle veldt]

It never even got into pre-production

[shell venture]

ds1 remaster was hot garbage

but it sold well on console

[idle veldt]

Ur lyin

[grizzled meadow]

It never was a thing to begin with, unfortunately

[shell venture]

it was really good on console

it sucked ass on pc

[idle veldt]

Ur lyin

[high wing]

https://tenor.com/view/haha-gif-6815166390687140758

[idle veldt]

I played it

[shell venture]

i played it too

[idle veldt]

What do you mean sucked ass

[shell venture]

not on console tho

[high wing]

it sold like over 5-6mill no?

[shell venture]

the game speed lockeed behind fps

shitty connection issue

and fucking with mods

[idle veldt]

Are we talking about the same ds1

[high wing]

also i told you to focus on making a build

[shell venture]

dark souls ?

[idle veldt]

No dead space man

[shell venture]

lmao

[high wing]

prime fucks hard

[shell venture]

my bad

[idle veldt]

Lmaoo

[grizzled meadow]

What did I do to you now

[high wing]

lmao

[high wing]

what HAVENT you done to him

[shell venture]

fucking abbreviations man

[grizzled meadow]

I mean mods are mods

[shell venture]

ds1 remake looked fine to me overall

[idle veldt]

Dark souls remaster was dogshit

[shell venture]

dead space

[grizzled meadow]

Ah you mean DS

Right

[shell venture]

falco threw me off when he said "remake or whatever it is"

i thought he meant remaster

[idle veldt]

[high wing]

lowkey hope the game does well

[grizzled meadow]

I don't exactly know how to classify the "new" Dead Space, it's literally the same game with like, two/three new things

[shell venture]

on another note
did you guys find dead space scary ?

[grizzled meadow]

Same, it looks incredible

[shell venture]

it's a remake

[grizzled meadow]

I don't know Rick

[idle veldt]

Nothing scares me

[grizzled meadow]

Silent Hill is scary
Dead Space is AAH A MONSTER

[shell venture]

im usually scared by my own shadow but dead space did nothing to me

i played outlast for 30mins
almost shat myself on a jumpscare that i predicted

[grizzled meadow]

Ah yes Outlast is also scary

[high wing]

the original dead space scared me

the remake had its moments that made me jump

but iw as never like i cant do this its to scawy

[shell venture]

og did nothing

re4 scared me

[high wing]

pussy

re4 wasnt scary at all

[shell venture]

look man seeing the palagas at 10 yo was scary

it was less i was like 7

[grizzled meadow]

Another message like that and you'll be inside your mother

[pastel quartz]

1984

Ok

[deep topaz]

sometimes you aren't old enough to fully grasp the gravity of a horror

[grizzled meadow]

I can't play the game for now, please understand, I don't want spoilers

[deep topaz]

are there any orthodox christians here

[pastel quartz]

I have been going around the last 2 hours knocking people out and when guards come up I snap the persons neck in front of the guard and they can't stop me

[slender rock]

plop oops sorry

[deep topaz]

I had some lady at a bookstore say it was kinda similar to Judaism, is that true

[pastel quartz]

Everyone deserves an untainted first run of peak so I get it

[grizzled meadow]

Guess I'll have to whip out my #📄rules book

[grizzled meadow]

Thank you boss man

[slender rock]

Falco whipping the THICK BOOK Out

OH MY

https://tenor.com/view/oh-my-star-trek-gif-19129737

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/alex-jones-infowars-chew-jew-jewish-gif-12295419607760287413

[deep topaz]

fartco will smite me

[slender rock]

it's a thick and many pages

https://tenor.com/view/reading-a-massive-book-meme-tiktok-gif-27559836

[pastel quartz]

Kcd2 is fun but I want to play mgsv rn ngl

[idle veldt]

“Beer can” Finland strikes again

[deep topaz]

book of grudges

[shell venture]

me too

[pastel quartz]

Outer heaven calls to me

[shell venture]

i never played it

[idle veldt]

They should make more game in mgsv

And not reuse the whole map

[grizzled meadow]

Unpopular opinion: you're not missing out

[idle veldt]

For the second half

[pastel quartz]

Helldivers has the closest movement i have seen

[shell venture]

the game looks fun at least

[deep topaz]

mgsv is a fever dream you can't wake up from

same as any kojimbo game

don't think too hard

[idle veldt]

It should have a way better modding scene than it does

[shell venture]

i only played mgs 1 & 2 and some 3

[pastel quartz]

Very cool and fun shooting and moment to moment gameplay but the way the story is handled is pretty weak

[slender rock]

FUCK YOU

THINKS HARDER

[pastel quartz]

I don't even think the plot itself is bad or anything, it's just not given to you properly

[high wing]

https://tenor.com/view/head-explode-mind-blown-gif-11038567854390045170

[deep topaz]

your brain will explode

[pastel quartz]

Too sparse

[slender rock]

something else exploded

[idle veldt]

So bloated

[slender rock]

[idle veldt]

Lotta filler

[deep topaz]

satan breaks you out of a hospital then you go adopt some dog 10 minutes later

[grizzled meadow]

Don't take my word for it, just try it for yourself
I don't like the gameplay and I don't like the story even more (because Kojimbo vs Konami, the game is not finished etc.) but it's a solid gameplay, one of the best and allat

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/mads-mikkelsen-smoking-gif-24232377

[shell venture]

i will don't worry

just want to play 4 first

[idle veldt]

Hot take

[grizzled meadow]

Peak Gear Solid

[idle veldt]

4 is so ass

[shell venture]

ps3

[high wing]

so if its actually true is anyone getting oblivion next week

[idle veldt]

Complete camp

[high wing]

supposedly also gonna be on gamepass

[shell venture]

next week ?

wtf

[high wing]

yeah

[pastel quartz]

Sooo all peakjima works?

[high wing]

supposedly it was gonna get shadow dropped

[grizzled meadow]

Still playing it for the first time, Last Seed (mod pack), they won't see my money

[shell venture]

i thought it was just announced / leaked

[idle veldt]

No 4 Jumps the shark 3 times over

[high wing]

https://www.reddit.com/r/XboxGamePass/comments/1k0r3b7/xbox_support_accidentally_leaks_oblivion_remaster/

[shell venture]

so far the best one is 2

[grizzled meadow]

Yes and they're going to shadow drop it

[grizzled meadow]

Incredible hot take

[idle veldt]

3 is a top ten game all time

[grizzled meadow]

Imagine not saying 3

[pastel quartz]

I like mgsv, good game but falls to many pitfalls that make it a black sheep out of the metal gear lineup

[shell venture]

no i like 3 more

i mean 2

i need coffee man

[high wing]

4

[shell venture]

2 is the best

not even a hot take

[pastel quartz]

I still think all (mainline) metal gear games are good

[shell venture]

i don't hate 3 obv

[idle veldt]

I think 2 is better than 1

But 3 clears both easy

[pastel quartz]

It's just like souls game debates, I find it odd how tribalistic people get when all the games are good regardless

[shell venture]

i just think that 2 still holds up well today

at least story still makes sense even today

[idle veldt]

The same for 3

[shell venture]

i mean in current events

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/coffee-caffeine-jitters-futurama-fry-gif-23806168

[idle veldt]

Even for current events

[grizzled meadow]

"make sense", Kojima "predicted" a lot of shit, it's like watching the future in the past

MGS 2 story wise is peak, it's objective, factual

[shell venture]

yes i do agree with 3 is better overall

[pastel quartz]

I think if quiet choked me out I would achieve nirvana

[shell venture]

this was all a lie

[slender rock]

depends

[shell venture]

mgr is the best

get fucked nerds

[slender rock]

no

[pastel quartz]

Don't fuck with us rising fans we haven't actually played it and just watched the maxor video on it

[idle veldt]

Metal gear survive is the best

[high wing]

metal gear survive :^)

[grizzled meadow]

AND IT WILL COME

[shell venture]

i am a hipster

i played it in 2014

[slender rock]

MG Survive isn't metal gear

shut the fuck up please

[grizzled meadow]

LIKE A FLOOD OF PAIN

[grizzled meadow]

POURING DOWN ON ME

[idle veldt]

My favorite is peace walker 🤓

[grizzled meadow]

[grizzled meadow]

Of course it's Pyrson

[pastel quartz]

I hope death stranding 2 is good

[high wing]

it will be

kojima makes peak

[grizzled meadow]

It's Peakjima, of course it will be

[high wing]

and if it isnt peak we will cope

[shell venture]

so many games i need to play

[grizzled meadow]

Hivemind

[high wing]

loool

[idle veldt]

Cult mentality

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/hideo-kojima-kojima-kojima-hideo-facts-patriotst-gif-3904350610012586224

[pastel quartz]

Actually no it has to be mostly controversial but with cool new ideas and then kojima needs to make a third one that is widely regarded as having the best gameplay but has a bunch of fanservice to deathstranding one fans

[grizzled meadow]

Dark Souls 3

[pastel quartz]

Must fufill the "game that is abbreviated to ds" prophecy

[grizzled meadow]

I know @shell venture will laugh at this

[shell venture]

fetch me their soul ahh scream

[high wing]

did anyone see that idubbbz made a new content cop

[shell venture]

wait what

[high wing]

as soon as i saw frogan and denims i switched it off

its so garbage

[grizzled meadow]

On h3h3

[high wing]

yeah made a content cop on h3h3

[shell venture]

oh

shit vs ass

[high wing]

yeah its trash

88k likes 44k dislikes

when i first saw

[shell venture]

bro should just make a new channel

[grizzled meadow]

Bro is simply old at this point, he made a bad unboxing video with shit FROM AMAZON

Like

Bruh

[shell venture]

it's just sad

[grizzled meadow]

The whole point of the fucking video was watching you dying from random crap, the fuck is this Amazon shit

Just die already

[shell venture]

he became the mullet mustache hippy he swore to destroy

[high wing]

mhm

i dont mind if he stopped with slurs and cursing all that much

but he fell off so hard cause of his gf

he just became a cuck

[shell venture]

even filthy frank stopped with the slurs

it's not that hard

[high wing]

filthy frank stopped with his content and made something else that was still good

idubbbz is just ass

[grizzled meadow]

Frank stopped being Frank which is different but the point is clear

[pastel quartz]

I would absolutely ravage some kebab right now the way a Jamaican 🥷 would crack a fat bitch ON GOD

[idle veldt]

Yeah it’s Bigly shit

[grizzled meadow]

still good

Fuck Joji

[high wing]

i mean

music falls onto what kinda music you like

[shell venture]

i mean before he did

[high wing]

he has a song or two i like

[grizzled meadow]

I'm just hating to hate, he did few songs I like as well

But still fuck him

[deep topaz]

idubbz being a turbo cuck is what killed him

[shell venture]

i liked the pink guy music he made

[high wing]

typical Italics behavour

[deep topaz]

you lose all credibility when you defend a bitch that bangs dudes for money

[high wing]

"im just bustin your bawwwwwls"

[shell venture]

even without that she's just retarded

[grizzled meadow]

My hate for Joji is superior, should have killed Frank and fuck off
But no, gotta make money

Fuck Joji

[idle veldt]

You can hate idubbz without disliking that whole situation

[deep topaz]

joji bogs